Trump hogs umbrella and leaves Melania out in the rain

Holding hands? They've really reprogrammed her, haven't they? I don't see her divorcing him post presidency.

People were always reaching with her hating Donald. It's obvious she loves the money and power her husband's name affords her and was never planning to leave him. He fucks whoever he wants and she's never been down for fucking his gross body, so it works for the both of them.

She works hard for the money, so hard for it honey.....

Just like how he left her at the curb when coming to meet the Obamas in the White House (as President-elect). He can't hide is true ungentlemanly nature. But that is the life that Melania chose.

That candy floss weave of his doesn't do well with moisture.

He has already publicly humiliated her in every way a husband can disrespect a wife. What's a little rain on her weave?

I still think there is a significant possibility that Melania and her lawyers (after the campaing, Stormy, etc.) threatened a divorce unless there was a totally renogiated post-nup agreement. Part of that renegotiation would be that Melania would profess undying love and respect for the Cheetolini. In return, she gets a lot more money for herself and Barron.

"Trump Gets Melania Wet"

Hogging the umbrella is the ONLY way he'll ever get her wet.

R7 -- I totally agree. It was the one time during the marriage when Melania had some serious leverage.

She needs enough money to buy her own umbrella. Maybe a Go Fund Me?

Melania wants $100 million dollars if they get divorced. That's plenty for her Barron and her parents.

What a pig.

"I still think there is a significant possibility that Melania and her lawyers (after the campaign, Stormy, etc.) threatened a divorce"

And that's when he had her plane rigged to crash.

I don't really care, do you?

She’s actually appropriately dressed in that video. That’s surprising, since she usually always gets it wrong.

She got douched in the rain.

Did she melt into a puddle?

Somebody left the cunt out it the rain.

Why is she so happy suddenly.

Because she had a hell of a good time in Africa, r19.**wink, wink**

This morning's Star had a great opinion piece on Trump's umbrella problems. Here's a great quote (and there's video to back it up):

[quote]On his way to a campaign rally in Indianapolis, Trump was handed an oversized grey umbrella as he ascended the crimson stairs of Air Force One . . . Then he got to the top of the stairs. With cameras rolling, Trump suddenly realized the umbrella couldn't fit inside the fuselage. Why? He didn't know how to retract the ribbed canopy. So what did he do? He dropped the umbrella outside the plane and left it there as he stepped inside.

The piece is titled "Donald Trump leaves his umbrella, and America, out in the rain."

R21, thank you for this gem. The writer is definitely a DLer.

“When the rain cascades down during presidential duty, he looks like a stoned and obese Mary Poppins in drag as he floats along, his nylon moisture shield forever at the worst imaginable angle to the wet gusts and the squalls.”

Believe me OP, ven I vant to get vet, Donald is the last person I turn to. Mostly I just do it myself. You've seen the photo.

[quote][R21], thank you for this gem. The writer is definitely a DLer.

HA! I'm glad you enjoyed it, R23. Besides the passage you quoted, I'm also quite fond of this one:

[quote]A few months ago, Trump was nearly yanked off his Manchurian feet as his godforsaken umbrella flipped inside-out and dragged him helplessly forward, like an orange snail tethered to a kite in a hurricane.

I always enjoy Vinay Menon's opinion pieces, but he really outdoes himself when Trump is the subject.