Brad Pitt Gay?

I think he's a clearly "a bit dim" and he's also totally vain, so I imagine he's the type who would love attention from anyone of any sex. Mind you, his female partners have all been a bit dykey, haven't they? Hmm...

When I lived in LA, my neighbor told me she had a male escort friend who was hired to show up at Brad Pitt’s house and step on his face.

R2 - STEP on his face??

He was/is exquisite.

He has a low crack.

You really think a sane straight guy would be into Angelina Jolie who looks more like an insect and has more nervous ticks than Woody Allen?

He looks really scrawny in those pics. I thought he was major beefcake.

What I thought was hilarious is that these pics also feature prim and proper Hollywood Princess Gwyneth Paltrow (like when he's goofing off and tucking his dick between his legs).

Let us hope so!

''Also curious: in the years he lived with me, he never once let anyone take his picture. All the family gatherings and pool parties and stuff that he was a major part of, he'd run the minute someone pulled out a camera. This from a guy who makes his living in front of cameras. Go figure.''

And already calculating and controlling his image/deception, eh Brad Pitt? Planning to be a MOVIE STAR ? From pool boy to MOVIE STAR? Ha ha ! Yup.He is the most conniving media/image manipulator. Argh....

Ha ha I never saw that "tuck" pic before

"I'd fuck me."

Pitt was a media manipulator right from the start. He didn't want his picture because then this story would get picked up and soon people would be asking questions about the true nature of his relationship with Thom.

Pitt has admitted that the only reason he moved to Hollywood was to be a famous movie star. Not an actor, but a movie star. And it seems that he was carefully sculpting his image for when that day happened. That included not being photographed while working as a "pool boy" for an openly gay man.

I'm not sure who this old queen is but it's definitely not Thom Racina.

Who was Brad dancing for in OP's photos?

R15, I think he was just goofing around.

I don't think he knew he was being photographed.

R15 the paps himself called

the photos are staged to show how hetero are closeted actors Pitt and Goop

R18 before jaw implant

At R13,was Brad auditioning for Godfather IV: Electric Gaygaloo?

Nice cut cock.

Nice bush.

And decent size for a non-erect cock.

princess tinymeat

R23 says princess grand canyon hole

It looks big enough to me.

big clit

R25 it is that ass though is flat..

Yeah, I suppose his ass is a bit flat.

Nice washboard stomach, though.

Reportedly Brad had bad acne scars when he was younger and may have not wanted untouched photos around. zhe wouldn't have had the money at the time to do anything about them.

If after all these decades there have been no credible reports with names etc then I think it's safe to say he's not gay. Or at least does not pursue it.

Sham Ibrahim outed both Pitt and Jolie

[quote] zhe wouldn't

Zhe?

R29 there have been no credible reports with names etc

these guys Pitt, Clooney, DiCaprio etc are Hollywood Royals they control the media

Thom Racina paid for Pitt's plastic surgeries

Unlikely that Brad is full on gay....but he did dable in gay 4 pay early in his career

R34 Unlikely that Brad is full on gay.

Why? because he married and fake dated some dykes?

Even his cock is pretty.

Zhe . . . LOL! I'm tempted to say it's the new tranzgender spelling but actually it's just a typo.

Lots of silly BS on this thread. Thom Racina paid for his plastic surgeries? Brad did gay4pay? LOL! What are you drinking? The guy comes from a resoectable well off family. Why would he do any of that?

Good size. Looks about 6+ erect you'd say?

let's look at the women Pitt has dated

Aniston, Jolie, Goop = gay

then there's Christina Applegate, Juliet Lewis (rumored lezzie) and few other girls who were underage => fake PR romance

and 2 black girlfriends one is Sinitta who bearded for Cowell the other one is rumored lesbian and Howard Stern's beard Robin Givens

and some other woman who Pitt and his PR team paid tabs to write fake stories of them dating:

Neri Oxman (professor with a boyfriend!), Ella Purnell (the little Maleficent), Sienna Miller (Harvey's whore and Jude Law's ex beard)

Kate Hudson (lesbian), Thandie Newton (Kidman's ex), Julia Ormond (lesbian) and more

most of the women he was rumored to date like Oxman, Hudson, Miller and Purnell denied the dating rumors after few months or one year.

Kate Hudson Denies Ever Dating Brad Pitt, Once and for All

Neri Oxman Never Dated Brad Pitt, but She Expertly Trolled the Paparazzi Anyway

Brad Pitt Dating Rumors "Ridiculous" And "Hilarious," Says Ella Purnell

sorry Miller had not denied the dating rumors yet so I guess she's Pitt's fake gf fro promoting his 2 new films Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Ad Astra

R38 Looks about 6+ erect you'd say?

you joking right?

Those were staged pap trade-off session

R29 and just for your information the guy who outed Tammy has outed Banderas and Pitt too

Drugs can make people out out of character. A Quaalude and a few drinks really loosens a person up.

R44 No not kidding. How big do you think it is hard? Or you seen or have a pic?

I'm told that he's not gay, but was willing to work the gay casting couch to become a star.

This sounds about right ...

r48 Well - it's not totally soft in the pics. And it doesn't drop down very far ... so i'm guessing not that big ..

Jolie is obviously a dyke and Maniston looks like a tranny Goop is tomboyish lesbian like Kristen Stewart

Do any of you consider Brad Pitt cowardly?

It's Datalounge, OP

Everyone but me is a little light in the loafers, if you catch my drift

Yes he's erect in the pics

R63 Yes

Why, R56?

r57 - are you a gay man ??

He sure is half-assed. His butt crack only comes halfway as high as it should. Very off-putting.

some of my favorite actors I suspect are gay but they are either very low key with their marriage or are always single I respect them

but I have no respects for the likes of Jolie/Pitt, Will/Jada, Clooney/Amal, Beckham/Adams, Garner/Affleck, Reynolds/Lively, Timberlake, Biel, DiCaprio/Bundchen and his other beards who promote themselves by their fake romance life

I'd buy he's gay for pay. I never bought the story that he was just Racina's pool boy. He lived with the guy for years completely rent free, while Racina also helped him get started in the business.

Pitt was in a short relationship with Ormond's merkin Rory Edwards

R1 wth is dykey about jennifer anniston or gwyneth paltrow?

Fincher, Ridley Scott, David Ayer, Guy Ritchie, Edward Zwick, Joel Coen, Andrew Dominik

R39, you do realize its not that Robins Givens, but mike tysons ex and 90s actress.

Brad Pitt is pretty funny and has great comedic timing. He's also immensely likable and great looking. Why are any of you surprised he's a huge star?

Wasn't there some rumour that Pitt hooked up with Cloonet at some point?

What is that list, [R64]?

because he's an awful actor and also can't do accents

R67 Yes

R68 casting couch + bfs list

R65 you saying that woman was dating Tyson and Pitt at the same time? another reason to not believe anything from Pitt's dating life

*R39

[quote]He lived with the guy for years completely rent free

And that doesn't happen unless there's sex involved. It just doesn't.

I feel bad for the Racina guy Pitt used him and when he got what he wanted It was all finished and he was gone

Yes, R58.

Yes, R58.

Is Racina dead?

R78 No

Thom Racina is an American television writer and novelist.

Born: June 4, 1946 (age 72 years), Kenosha, Wisconsin, United States

Nominations: Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series Writing Team, MORE

Show: One Life to Live

The young ones always leave.

Susie Bedsow Horgan & Thom Racina

Is this a recent pic?

Really boys? Looks quite small to me.

OLTL

Positions held

Another World - Breakdown Writer: 1988 / Script Writer: 1987

Dangerous Women - Head Writer: 1991

Days of Our Lives - Co-Head Writer: September 24, 1984 - November 18, 1986

Jam Bay - Head Writer: 1994

Family - Writer: 1978

Family Passions - Head Writer: 1993 - 1994

Friends and Lovers - Head Writer: 1994

General Hospital - Co-Head Writer: 1981 - 1984

Generations - Co-Head Writer: 1989 - 1991

Santa Barbara - Breakdown Writer: February 1992 - January 15, 1993 / Co-Head Writer: 1991 - January 1992

Search for Tomorrow - Script Writer: 1980

The Young and the Restless - Script Writer: August 1, 2008 - October 20, 2008

One Life to Live - Head Writer: April 29 - August 19, 2013

Are there really gay men who don’t understand how flaccid penises work?

Pitt's ex Aniston lied about being married to Theroux what's make you to believe that she and Pitt did not lie about their marriage too?

r72, Tyson claimed Pitt fucked Givens when she was married to him.

Is Tyson straight or gay or what?

I hope and wish that he is gay but I am just not yet convinced. I love the fact he seems to parade around nude at home so casually. His manhood is gorgeous!

[quote]Yes he's erect in the pics

He looks like he has a semi.

Maybe he was just finished having sex with Gwyneth in the bedroom behind him?

I can’t unsee that tucked photo. Also, he pings in those photos.

Wasn't there a rumor that Pitt hit on Eric Bana - and was rebuffed - when they were filming Troy?

Wasn't there a rumour that Cloonet became turned off by Pitt's bad hygiene?

R39/R65

Howard Stern's sidekick on his show is named Robin Quivers, not Robin Givens. Totally different people.

Quivers is a lesbian for sure (admitted). Givens, who was married to Tyson in the late '80s, "dated" Pitt before he was famous. Like around the time he was guest-starring on TV shows like "Growing Pains" and shit.

I don't know, R93, but it sounds like a DL fantasy.

Rumors are he was either an escort (for men??) or a stripper before he was discovered.

What year were these pics taken.

1995, R98.

[quote] What's the deal with the Clooney and Gay Porn Star Escort rumors?

Wishful thinking.

Robin Givens American Actress

Pitt fake dated her in 1986 - 1987 and she bearded for Stern in 1999 - 2000

Pitt and Clooney

spot the real couple in this picture :wink:

Pitt's ex Jolie faked her pregnancy she wore a fake baby bump and used a surrogate if you don't believe this just look at the photos of her pregnancy

If Pitt is so hetero as some on DL claim why he only marries/dates lesbians? why his wife pretends to be pregnant?

Jolie is lucky her fans the loons are so unbelievably stupid. this is so n ot a woman 7 mos preg with twins, and preclampsia and gestational diabetes

Bitches, I feel like you all confusing me with me with that Givens bitch!

So, she is here five months pregnant with twins, and she carries that big boy in front on her stommack? And why is her partner covering her body?

I never believed she carried those twins at all.

Robin Givens, Brad Pitt

Mike Tyson Shares the REAL Story on Robin Givens & Brad Pitt

fake story

Robin Givens dated Murphy Jensen - 1998 - 1999 (1 year) . Murphy Jensen hasn't dated any woman after 1999 according to whosdatedwho

Robin Givens was married to Svetozar Marinkovic - November 1997 - December 1997 (1 month marriage? not weird at all!) . Svetozar Marinkovic hasn't dated any woman after 1997 according to whosdatedwho

Robin Givens was married to Mike Tyson - February 1988 - February 1989 (1 year)

Robin Givens had a fling with Brad Pitt - 1986 - 1987

Tyson is probably gay/bi he dated Naomi Campbell who is in closet and she's Kate Moss' ex

The truth is, I have a long-standing crush on him. And it's not based on his looks, or his body. I love his voice. Seriously.

Brad bump

The Brad Pitt escort rumors came Star Magazine. It was their cover story a few years ago.

Mike Tyson is not gay. He has like a thousand kids and cheated on robin givens constantly. Robin Givens is a gold digger, not beard though sometimes that works out perfectly.

The most shocking thing is not people saying Anniston and Angelina are lesbians -- but that GOOP PALTROW is a gay woman.

I do remember Chris Martin saying many years ago "Gwyneth has been a great beard for me" with a smile I think on Howard Stern but come on now people.

Paltrow is a lesbian??? They said she was a nymphomanic who let every tom dick and harry hit that .... Pitt, Hawke, Wilson, some financiers, Affleck, Pitt, .... she's had a bullion alleged BFs. She said she was madly in love with Pitt and did him wrong. Is this PR or something?

[quote] .. she's had a bullion alleged BFs.

Freudian slip?

What's the matter with Brad's ass? The crack just sort of ends before its supposed to.

I remember years ago reading that Madonna and Gwyneth had moved to London "together" because they were in a real relationship. I can't imagine that to be true.

Though Christ Martin is the gayest rock star I ever saw and his pre-fame photos confirm he's gay man.

Yes Chris Martin is gay

Goop's alleged bfs are all gay and yes Goop dated Madonna

Brad Falchuck too ?

R120 yes

off topic Madonna and her exes are gay too

Everyone is gay on DL.

Actually R123, every time we discuss the possibly that someone is gay, a strange contingent of people rush in to insist that every single actor is straight and we only think they are gay because they are "hot", even when they are not hot.

R122, doubt sean penn is gay.

True r124. They've obviously never spent time around people in the performing arts. Shit, just think back to your college theater department.

it's such a lovely, utilitarian dick.

Brad Pitt is most likely bi leaning towards women. Personally I don’t think you can use Hollywood rumors against anyone. I think most gay rumors come from aspiring actors who slept with powerful men to advance their career. Brad, Colin, Keanu, Tom, the list goes on. Actors who may have come from money (or not) but not from power. You could be rich and still have no access to Hollywood. So I’m sure these guys jerked off for, got sucked off by, probably fucked or got fucked to get work. But that was too, just a job.

But being surrounded by beautiful men, being in Hollywood, there are several occasions where sleeping with, playing with a hot guy, even if you’re mostly straight, seems like fun.

Clooney is notorious. I think he’s gay. Tom is sexless but st one point was gay. He strikes me as someone who was probably molested - with his extreme control issues. Keanu probably bi for fun. Colin probably gay for work.

Robin Quivers is not gay (or admitted to it). She said people think she is a lesbian, but she is not.

Tyson threatened he would beat Pitt's ass if he did not leave Robin Givens given alone. Pitt called it off and got a few bodyguards after that.

When Pitt and Paltrow broke up, they made it seem like he did the cheating or the breaking up...what really happened is that Paltrow had an affair with Ethan Hawke when she was filming Great Expectations.

It's so funny that Keanu still gets mentioned. He is probably one of the straightest men I have ever met.

Colin Firth?

How do you meet someone and immediately determine they are straight? R131

r131 must be a troll. Keanu is gaygaygay. It's an open secret in the industry.

Also this might need a new thread, but Gwyneth Paltrow is Becky with the good hair. Theyve all made amends however, and beyonce has forgiven her.

Lovely to think of these guys kissing, sucking, fucking, taking it up the bum....

Brad Pit looks fun as Hell. Brad I know you sold the big house in New Orleans but next weekend is the LSU Alabama game if you want to come down and hang out dude.

Penn is gay

SEAN Penn? Gay? No, he's one who's straighter than a ruler.

r132 No. Colin Farrell

He sure married two very masculine women Jolie and Aniston

Paltrow's not straight she was in relationship with Madonna

One of the more convincing gay rumors I've read about Pitt involved a male escort. One detail I remember from it was that the male escort said he insisted on not wearing condoms. Was absolutely adamant about it, apparently.

I think, Aniston and Jolie where his beards, they have a contract. After the contract with Jen ends his next beard was Jolie. When the brand Brangelina - so called by the press - worked so well, the contract was extended again and again. Both profited from it and also the press. Only when the brand Brangelina no longer worked the separation end of the contract was decided, but before there was still the wedding to earn real money again. Even the divorce is marketed by everyone, Brad, Jolie and the press. You really have the feeling that Hollyweird consists only of lesbians and gays. Good example G. Clooney with his beard Amal and the IVF twins and his long term gaypartner Rande G. and his beard Cindy C. Or Matt D., also a good "friend" of G. Clooney. Some even walk around in the beginning with deceptively real baby dolls, so-called plastic babies like Bradley Cooper. Only when the "babies" get older, there are "real" children to see. Hollyweird is just fake from start to finish, but it's global - even in the UK. Harry is gay and M. is his beard. She was previously the beard of rich men, so has a lot of experience and was therefore probably selected as the beard of a prince. :whistle:

JenAn is a closeted lesbian and has signed a contract with Justin, which has now ended. This is how it works in HW. The best example is Leo C. with his constantly changing young beards. He makes himself a big old fool with this much too young beards. :roll:

R60 about ten years ago I knew a girl who went to school with Kate Hudson. There was no dish about her love life, just that she was really flaky. This girl also told me three gossip items, two of which I've forgotten, but one of which was "Ben Affleck is gay." I'd heard that before but had trouble believing it since he does the bro and stripper persona, but now I kind of see it. Back then I was, "Ok." but didn't 100% buy into the idea.

I am positive Jennifer Aniston and Justin were never legally married. Positive. They just had a ceremony. They never appeared to even know each other or like each other that much, PDA was absent or very limited, and I just felt she married him because she'd been divorced for too long and it was time to show the world she could close the deal. That's all it was - an image corrective.

Same with Jolie and Pitt. Anything between them was long over by the time they got married. For awhile I actually thought maybe she was dying - all the publicity about her health - and he married for that reason. Now I think getting married was the only way to finish the narrative. Live together, have a billion kids, then separate? It's kind of meh, even though Johnny Depp did it with Vanessa Paradis. Live together, at long last get married, then split also disrupts the narrative that they were over before 2014, which I believe is the truth. It changes it to things ended after that.

r146......Ben Affleck IS gay......Ive told this story before over the years.....When Rosie had her original talk show, she was close friends with Goop.....one of her producers caught Affleck at a hotel with another guy....Rosie called Paltrow, Paltrow kicked Afflecks ass to the curb immediately....and no, it wasnt with Damon, although Im sure something happened between them when they were younger.

R144, I definitely believe Prince Harry is gay. There's a problem there, and I think the problem is the closet. And all the acting out to pretend he isn't in the closet but is just a randy Peter Pan type who secretly yearns for lots of kids, dogs and family life. Maybe, but he wants it with a guy. He's been looking miserable for no reason.

R148 while I now believe Affleck is gay, I side eye that story because it was such a trope. Half the divorces among soap opera actors apparently occurred because the wife came home and found her husband in bed with a dude. Not apres sex, not they'd already finished, were dressed and on their way out, but in bed doing the deed. So I side eye "Found him in bed with a guy."

Besides, if Goop is lesbian, why would she care?

This might be in the "no duh" category but J. Law is gay, right? It's like Kirsten Stewart with her - can be seen from space. Her family is Republican and religious so that could be a reason she keeps it down low, but the real reason is she's ultra careerist - I mean, she'd have to be. And wouldn't ever come out until she was done being a leading lady.

r150....Im not going to defend my comments....they are what they are....but i never said he was caught in bed with another man....they saw them at a hotel, and he was ALL OVER another guy...carrying on like lovers. I know its true because I trust the person I heard it from who worked on the show. They would never make up or spread unverified gossip. Much too professional and guarded for that. Besides, it was told at the same time their breakup happened which was YEARS ago. It made sense to me because it happened very suddenly without any hint it was coming.

Ben Affleck is gay so is Paltrow

R150 J. Law is gay, right? It's like Kirsten Stewart with her - can be seen from space.

Yes she is. I think she is way more obvious than Stewart. Stewart is kinda tomboyish with the long hair and dress most people wouldn't notice but Jennifer is so butch no amount of hair extension and breast implant can't hide her butchness.

R152 It's always the ones you don't suspect.

R147 Johnny Depp did it with Vanessa Paradis

I heard from a source (my friend) that Depp and all the women he dated (Paradis, Ryder, Moss, ...) are gay.

Depp's daughter is even gay she was outed a few years ago but she's now bearding with Chalamet.

My sister thinks Stewart is lying about being bisexual and she's secretly straight

Ok R151, that makes sense. Withdraw my trope remarks and sorry for scanning your post too quickly.

Saw Depp's kid a few months back. He speaks French like any French kid. Short for his age, but then so are his parents. It was definitely him, though I doubt anybody noticed.

Aniston did not legally marry Theroux because of her money. She is worth at least $200,000,000. He has maybe a few million. But he is definitely straight.

Do you think Aniston would NOT marry for her money ?.....thats why they have PRENUPS. It was a pr stunt/contract. She couldnt play the jilted lover forever....especially when shes approaching 50.

She lied about marrying to Theroux she probably lied about her marriage to Pitt

R159 But he is definitely straight.

No he isn't he recently dated lesbian Emma Stone and bunch of other closeted lesbians

There were plenty of rumours about Brad Pitt when he was filming Troy in Malta in 2003 and staying at the newly renovated Hilton Hotel in St Julians.

They always involved lots of Alcohol, Male escorts and bareback sex, he was apparently even asked to leave the hotel at one point.

When someone pretends to have a new gf in every week like DiCaprio or Theoux you know that the guy is not straight and is a pathetic fame-whore closet case.

R52 you're joking right?

Hey, Brad Pitt was HOT AS FUCK in Troy.....In his prime....

......

R165 looks like a monkey

R164 No

R101 why fake dated her? Can't he like a black woman?

R103 you're insane

R109 Oh yeah, whosdatedwho is infallible

R167 Come on, he looks hot and delicious

R169 So you don't see the fake belly moved to the side ok!

7 months pregnant with two babies, no swollen ankles, no bump, emaciated as ALWAYS

This picture confirms the hoax.

R146 maybe because 10/20 years ago being gay wasn't so openly acceptable and mainstream as it is now.

R147 you think people live their lives to follow some narrative?

Billy Pitt was arrested for indecent exposure in a men's room in Malibu. Fresh off the bus from his Missouri hick town.he was working the stalls for lunch money. His sugar daddy posted bail.. Of course the record was expunged and his studio publicist papered the "incident"over saying a youthful Brad was only mooning traffic on PCH.

R177 that's a true story

R178 you're missing a question mark

re Pitts nude photos......he doesnt look well endowed to me and supposedly Anistan use to joke with Paltrow about how bad in bed Pitt was.........he does have incredible abs however, or at least he use to.

R179 No I already knew about this

[quote] Or Matt D., also a good "friend" of G. Clooney.

During an interview with Matt, Clooney was asked what was good about working with Damon and he said Matt had a very nice ass. Matt confirmed that Clooney would unexpectedly grab it on the set.

R165/R166: Immortality - seize it! It’s yours!

He is with women for image. The guy is gay through and through. The russian hooker story was probably planted by himself, so the image is more believable, like Leo dating models.

Like this woman he dated was totally a man in a wig. She looked way more like a man than him.

he had a wild ass period in the 80s

very wild, bi, did what it took to climb that dam ladder...

uh lets say he covered the waterfront...

word is from overuse, his cunt can take really huge toys.... I heard about more than one drug fueled fisting party about him bak in the day.. dam he was fun freek.

R44, women will take Pitt’s penis over a huge one. Why? Because it’s far easier to deal with an average size, than a huge one.

Sure, there are size queens out there, but most of us are happy with average. As long as the chemistry is good, it works.

I’ve been in situations where I’ve dated someone I’m really into for a few weeks, and then find out that the guy is really packing. It’s very uncomfortable, and speaking for myself only, there are only a few positions that one can get into, due to size.

Average is great, & even preferable.

r193 Who the fuck are you to tell what women like or not? What is evident, gays don't love other gays, only straight males. So sad seeing all this self-hate!

R194, I’m a woman, with a bunch of friends who are also women, and we ALL agree within our social circle: average size is the BEST size.

Who the fuck wants a coke can stuffed into their vagina? Too big is not preferable. It’s uncomfortable, and demands tons of extra lube and carefully executed positions and techniques, which do not allow for lots of spontaneity and carefree, sexual experiences.

Why is it wrong for gay men to be attracted to straight men? Straight men are males, which is what gay men are attracted to, regardless of the sexual orientation of the men they find desirable.

all the gay sex men can have and still be straight on dl

R39, you are utterly deluded. In the Oxford English Dictionary they should use your picture, in illustrated form of course, in the entry for "wishful thinking."

Shall we parse your cavalcade of inanities?

--Jennifer Aniston: there is nothing in her history to suggest she is a lesbian. Ditto Christina Applegate and GOOP. --Extrapolating Nicole Kidman's high school friendship with Thandie Newton into a lesbian identity for Newton is just plain silly (aside from the fact that Kidman is clearly straight). --Angelina Jolie is bisexual, has spoke openly about it, and has been married THREE times to men (including her wild union with Billy Bob), has beared multiple children, etc. There is nothing to suggest that she doesn't like men at least as much as she likes women. --"Howard Stern's beard Robin Givens"...WTH are you talking about? Are you on crack? Did you mean Robin Quivers? Either way, Quivers or Givens, neither Robin is gay. --Kate Hudson is hardly a lesbian. She's a hippy type who clearly digs men and continues to have children with them as she cycles in and out of relationships. --Sienna Miller..."dating rumors"--she and Pitt were a couple for three (!) years and their coupledom was plastered all over (and contrary to what you posted, she has never denied their relationship; on the contrary, she's talked openly about it and at length in the years since). And even if your ludicrous theory were correct, why would Pitt choose a known beard for the purposes of rumor-milling--oh, that's right, Miller is not a known beard because Jude Law, like Pitt, is NOT GAY aside from within the confines of your cum-smeared imagination. I mean, really, dude, get a grip. Law is a notorious douchebag/horndog when it comes to the ladies. He left his first wife, Sadie Frost, with whom he has three children. He then entered a relationship with with Sienna Miller who he cheated on with his children's nanny. With later flings, he's gone on to have two more children. The man is a sucker for the puss.

Clearly, you long to lick Pitt's cock, but spreading ridiculous falsities about his dating history and sexual orientation is not going to get you any closer to that goal. You should content yourself with those nude vacation shots of him that the paparazzi snagged in the 90s and retire to your basement bedroom for some self-pleasuring.

Hes never going to leave me...get over it.

r194 Then speak for yourself and your friends, other women may think otherwise. Gay men are only attracted to straight males, like we see on this site. They don't fancy other gay men, which is clearly self-hate.

Stories about Pitt and Clooney puhleez ~

folks in the know, say yep, theyr true

Gay as the day is long, my dear

Anyone who thinks Maniston and Mangelina Jolie are straight is truly blind

Pitt is gayer than Tammy and Clooney combined

I don't know any straight man who has done plastic surgery as much as princess tinymeat Pitt

Pitt is more plastic than most Hollywood actresses

don't defend these posers

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt broke their gay marriage promise

I read both of those books by Hollywood hookers: You'll Never Make Love In This Town Again and Once More With Feeling and one of them mentioned Brad Pitt. Supposedly he called a slut from the back pages of some magazine and she went there, he fucked her, and she left.

She said he didn't make polite chit chat, he just wanted to get his rocks off, and that he had a cone-shaped penis. She said it was the first time she saw one of those.

A cone shaped penis? Like an ice cream cone? Yum yum. Delicious.

I sucked his cock and ass out long ago at a party at that guys house

he was fukd up but man he was tasty yes

trust me, there isn't a single guy who got to the top without suckin some dick or vice versa. that's the law of the jungle in l a.

r135 Jay Z is butt ugly, Paltrow must be a nympho

I smell cookies...

yummy gooey Clooney cookies!

trans

This pop site names 17 male celebrities that need to come out of the closet. I'm not surprised by anyone of the list but won't they get sued for doing this? I would LOVE if it were true that Franco and Mars are gay - they're yummy!

Some of them may be gay, but here they name every celeb they fancy. This is mostly a fanfiction site. I suppose there are fat and ugly gays working in HW, but they never get named on here...

He's got a long-time girlfriend but let's hope he's gay :)

more like a thirsty bi who did what he had to do go to get where he wanted. commons story in tinsel town...

and yes when hi he loved bak in the day to git dirty with both sexes...

his hole was passed around like stormy daniels' teats...

Wonder what kind of male whores vin diesel hires? yikes ide be scared to trick with him, he prob offs the ones that might tell....

LIKE J EDGAR HOOVER DID BAK IIIN THE DA I H AVE IT ON VERY GUD AUTHORITY

Brad Pitt is a coward. He is

I believe neither of the bio kids or adopted kids are Pitt's

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R219, the bio kids look just like him.

That Pax is a trouble maker who wanted Angelina for himself. Is it incest when there is no biological connection between the parent and child, or siblings?

R221 they look like Jon Voight

Jon Voight is gay

BUMP! just spent close to 30 minutes reading (and chortling) at this entire thread, absolutely amazing!

fwiw, I firmly believe that: Pitt, Aniston, Jolie, Theroux, Affleck and Goop are gay.

Pitt's biological children (Knox, Vivienne and Shiloh) look just like him

R155 You need a better source (friend)

R39 You are insane