I found Anal bleaching cream in my friend's boyfriend's bathroom
So my friend invited me to go with her to her boyfriend's house to meet a friend of his.
Her boyfriend is cool and I've known him for a few months now so I thought well let me see who this friend of his is.
The guy that I was introduced to seems real cool. He was attractive, a little short but anywho.
We get to drinking and playing poker, you know hanging out, talking shit.
I'd had several glasses of rum & pineapple juice so I needed to go to the restroom, no biggie.
I walk into the restroom, do my business, go over to the sink but I see the soap dispenser is empty however I see one of those big reserve bottles of soap that you keep to refill the dispenser underneath the sink...
Well I reached for it and behind the big soap reserve bottle I see.... I was confused but being my silly self I started to giggle. Then the questions started in my head , why would a man use anal bleaching cream?? Men don't care about that shit. Is he doing porn? Is he gay?
I politely put everything back in its place, hurry up and washed my hands , then went back to the table.
I couldn't even look at him without thinking about why he has that shit, anytime he would ask me a question I would giggle and nod uncontrollably.I don't think I will tell my friend cause she really likes him, or should I say something?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 21, 2018 2:00 AM
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The “restroom”? Were you in a bus station?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 20, 2018 10:03 PM
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Where the fuck has our DL gone?
Stupid Fraus like OP have infiltrated our space!
"No biggie". "Anywhoo". ????
GTFO!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 20, 2018 10:06 PM
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Later when I had to use the restroom again, I was still curious about the anal bleaching cream so I started looking around a bit more, no biggie, and under the sink I found a box of dildos! I was confused but being my silly self I started to giggle. Then the questions started in my head , why would a man use dildos?? Men don't care about that shit. Is he doing porn? Is he gay? Is he into pegging?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 20, 2018 10:07 PM
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He probably has rectal staining from years of poor wiping and his gf wants him to do something about the stain.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 20, 2018 10:18 PM
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Do these creams work. Mine needs bleaching. TIA.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 20, 2018 10:31 PM
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"Rectal staining" is the new "Ring around the collar"
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 20, 2018 10:33 PM
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Girlfriend don' want no black-hairy kissing spot!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 20, 2018 10:40 PM
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OP lost me with his girlish giggle.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 20, 2018 10:42 PM
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Maybe it's his mother-in-law's?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 20, 2018 10:44 PM
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What kind of freak would bleach their anus? You don't put bleach on your private parts!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 20, 2018 10:49 PM
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How about around not on the anus?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 20, 2018 10:53 PM
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Gives new leaning to pretty in pink. Does his ass smell lemony fresh.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 20, 2018 11:35 PM
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[quote]I'd had several glasses of rum & pineapple juice so I needed to go to the restroom, no biggie.
That's where I stopped reading. Jesus OP. You are actually painful to read.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 20, 2018 11:43 PM
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I believe this a real story but only would a Datalounge sleuth not conclude that it was simply for your friend, ya know his girlfriend.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 21, 2018 12:01 AM
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Is r5, the OP. If so ok, you got me.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 21, 2018 12:01 AM
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So. The anal bleaching cream is labeled “Anal Bleach”? Like a generic brand? Like something you get from the 99¢ Store?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 21, 2018 12:28 AM
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You little snoop! You found your Christmas present!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 21, 2018 12:55 AM
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Dear DL,
I'm a woman with a gay best friend who has a stinky, stained anus.
Even my new boyfriend has noticed his "anal" darkness and dirtiness.
How can I get him to use some anal bleaching cream without hurting his feelings?
He's a little sensitive - you know, snoopy, giggly, and gossipy.
But he has no idea how horrible his anal hygiene is and how everyone is laughing at him!
TIA, Nasty Ass Fag Hag
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 21, 2018 1:30 AM
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^^^ Could you embellish a bit more on how your new boyfriend saw your gay friend’s anus?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 21, 2018 1:40 AM
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R24, He's always presenting his hole when he gets horny and drunk.
And he drinks the nastiest, fruitiest drinks you can imagine.
We try to ignore him when he gets like this but he sometimes goes off into my boyfriends bathroom - I actually caught with my boyfriend's dirty underwear on his face once!
We keep trying to help him meet people - but I'm afraid he's just NOT relationship material.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 21, 2018 1:47 AM
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^^^ I guess not with that nasty, stanky ass of his….
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 21, 2018 1:51 AM
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And I don't mean to be unkind.
He's really a dear.
And he makes all his own caftans.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 21, 2018 1:56 AM
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My Dollar General had generic an Anal Bleach BOGO Free this week!
And a shipment of that divine Pound Cake!
Je adore their Pound Cake (but it goes straight to my ass).
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 21, 2018 2:00 AM
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