Well? He asked for it!
Bros before hos!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 19, 2018 6:41 AM |
Your son is a ho, Mr. Schock. And a 'mo.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 19, 2018 6:43 AM |
I do not thupport gay marriage! Gay fucking my gay interns in exchange for them publishing op-eds in thupport of my hetero innothenth I thupport wholeheartedly!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 19, 2018 8:10 AM |
Who took the pic? Jonathon? Are they a thruple?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 19, 2018 8:17 AM |
“I’m trying to teach the kid, if you don’t have Trump money or Kurshner connections, you need to put the work in and get some abs if you expect to get away with multiple felonies. A few crunches wouldn’t kill him.”
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 19, 2018 8:20 AM |
“This is my intern, Ryan. If Brett Kavanaugh thinks what Bill did to Monica with that cigar was twisted, he should ask me about freedom fries.”
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 19, 2018 8:21 AM |
Apparently there are fresh baked cookies in Griffith Park?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 19, 2018 8:27 AM |
"Matthew Dempsey is your shrink, too?"
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 19, 2018 8:29 AM |
“We’re adventurous, not reckless. Paid for by Truvada!”
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 19, 2018 8:30 AM |
He who weareth the shortest shorts, bottoms tonight.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 19, 2018 8:32 AM |
Why wait until tonight? Head for those bushes, girls.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 19, 2018 8:36 AM |
“OK, you have the photo, now which one of us are you gonna fuck first? Which one gets the load?”
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 19, 2018 10:07 AM |
Is that Aaron Schock? I can't even recognize his face any more.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 19, 2018 10:13 AM |
"NO HOMO! See how I'm merely touching his shoulder vs putting my arm around him? That's not an accident."
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 19, 2018 10:16 AM |
Ryan: “Do these shorts make me look hung?”
Aaron: “No, but they do make you look fat. Do you even lift, bro?”
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 19, 2018 2:55 PM |
They are both bottoms though.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 19, 2018 3:23 PM |
Ruined with a "bro."
Caption : "Ho-mance"
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 19, 2018 3:32 PM |
My wingman while I continue my never ending quest to find the right woman
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 21, 2018 7:00 PM |
Is that the criminal Aaron Shock? I can't quite tell. Looks like him, but I'm not sure.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 21, 2018 7:03 PM |
They're both just snappy dressers!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 21, 2018 7:16 PM |
"This is not what it looks like."
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 21, 2018 7:24 PM |
$600 per hour but ask about the full weekend rate discount. Full boyfriend experience.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 21, 2018 7:27 PM |
"We're just your everyday Mormons!"
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 21, 2018 7:32 PM |
“We’re about to Netflix and criminal fraud. Also we just swapped loads.”
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 23, 2018 9:59 AM |
Ryan had crush on his 6th grade gym teacher. We thought he would grow out of it. How naive.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 23, 2018 10:10 AM |