Hot hockey players

OP - Don't confuse DL hot with real life hot. The standards, as indicated by the picture you posted, are very low on here.

It appears he has at least one tooth. . .

That's Brad Marchand. He looks trashy there but he's cute. I just included that photo because he was shirtless, and he's built like a brick wall.

The guy in the OP's image has strange nipple placement, not to mention tiny nip syndrome.

There's not much cute about Brad Marchand. In fact, he looks rather "special" if you ask me.

OP - clearly for some reason you're trying to pretend ignorance when it comes to sports. You have a pic of hockey player yet think hockey is played with a ball?

R5 I know hockey is played with a puck.

"Sportsball" is a generic term - used by many of us who don't know teams/rules/rivalries. My interest in sports begins and ends at the hotness of players, coaches and managers.

Start posting the hot hockey players.

This same thread gets posted over and over and then filled with the plainest of plain white guys, many with missing teeth.

I may just have to start watching Edmonton. Never heard of Leon Draisaitl, but I'd like to lick him all over.

Thanks for providing a good example of a plain white guy who is not very attractive, R9

Corey Crawford, Chicago Blackhawks' goaltender. Such a handsome bloke with amazingly kissable lips, lush beard, and dreamy eyes. Perfection.

Ugh, so many better examples than ferret-faced Marchand.

For instance, Tyler Seguin:

And can't forget my Sharks. One my current faves, Evander Kane. Woof!

R12 Seguin is cute, bearing resemblance to Griffin Barrows.

Tyler! So damn hot.

OP - I wrote you were pretending ignorance. Sportsball is a line from a sitcom. Not a generic term.

Matt Gilroy, formerly of the Rangers. THIS is how I want my porn; a hot guy wearing hockey pads and nothing else.

Sidney Crosby troll in 3, 2, 1.

I liked Mats Christeen. I think that he’s now retired from hockey and makes custom furniture.

The guys at R9 and R17 are HOT!

R5, "sportsball" has a long and honorable history on DL.

More Mats...his furniture looks great too.

Just found this guy (never paid attention to him before): Gabriel Landeskog.

@R18 this Ins for you :)

Gabe's a babe!

Has anyone introduced Crosby to Shawn Mendes?

That gabe pic is ten years old.

Post a new one, please.

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This guy.

I saw this on a "hot hockey players" Tumblr. Apparently it's during the Olympics, but I don't recognize either of the players.

Scratch Jeremy Roenick off the list...he’s a deplorable. Too bad, I liked him a lot.

A lot of them are deplorable—even the Canadians. It’s very red neck.

Gabe the Babe

Ryan Lannon is purty.

🎵I must have him to w-i-i-i-ife 🎶

Ryan Kesler. Not the cutest but he's (almost) naked - and on video.

No tats - that 's amazing. Thanks for the pic OP

Baseball players are 'WAY hotter.

Vintage Locker Room-Hockey Player Derek Sanderson nude

Soccer players take the cake. Followed by baseball.

Hockey players all have facial scars from getting hit by sticks and pucks. They also have missing teeth.

All-time favourite is Phil Russell. Pre-helmet era, great hair.

R38, sorry to disappoint, but Brad Marchand (pictured at OP) does indeed have tats. Notably, one that is misspelled:

Mantas Armalis

Mantas Armalis

Naked Tyler Seguin

Ryan Kesler looks pretty damn good to me.

Really, people, it's not like this hasn't been done

Classic

Has no one mentioned William Nylander or Luca Sbisa or Tom Wilson yet? You're slipping!

R46, The Boston Bruins traded him, citing too much partying. Plus, rumor had it that he was fucking another player's wife.

So many hot hockey guys, so few teeth. They usually get them fixed up at some point, though not always while they're playing.

Not a fan of Carter's teams, but always been a fan of his 6'4" blondness.

Marchand is a rodent.

R53 Yeah - the only team I hate more than the Ducks is the Kings. But oh man, they got some purdy boys...

Patrick Sharp was one of the prettier players. Not sure if he's muscly at all, but he's real purty.

Would love to snuggle with Tyler Seguin.

r55 no offense, but more for you...

I don’t get any of these. And, 99% of them are for Trump.

The fuck are you talking about R58? 99% of them are CANADIAN.

And, of course, Sidney Crosby's butt.

I keep forgetting that for some of the caftan flappers, cluckers and pearl clutchers on here, *this* is as manly as they like 'em. Heaven forfend testosterone come into the picture!

Who is this Carter at r53?

I like to think that steely stare doubles as his fuckface.

R59–are you that delusional that Canada doesn’t have conservatism? Many of them are from Edmonton which is very conservative. Anyways. They are, and, go away.

Max Pacioretty has BDF!

Evander Kane is boss

It depends on his facial hair situation, but Alex Galchenyuk is not bad to look at when he has it under control.

Hockey players are by far the hottest guys.

Fuck off R69, I'm not delusional and I ain't going anywhere. Trump supporters are generally equated with Trump voters, and Canadians can't vote for Trump. And if you're talking about the Canadian equivalent of Trump voters, I doubt the Canadian versions of nationalists/populists give a rat's ass for another nation's leader, especially one like Trump who's been trying to put the screws to Canada since he took office. Trump supporters they're not.

I'm not even dealing with your claim that most are from Edmonton, because I don't even know what the fuck that means.

So state your claim accurately or, as I said, FUCK OFF.

Jeff Carter, R62. This is his "Oh Shit, I'm in Ohio" face, post-Philly, pre-LA.

R69 he's hot!

Marco Scandella

More Scandella

Marco Scandella, the Henry Cavill of Hockey.

Marco

Scandella

More

Posed

Enough, Mary.

Start your own thread if you're that pumped about him.

Wow!way to tell me.

13 minutes after I stopped posting.

Oh, also you’re not the boss here.

r79 don’t you DARE stop posting pictures of that beautiful man.