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Is Meghan Markle truly pregnant?

Take the poll, or add your own guess as to how the latest ploy from our beloved Sparkle is going to play out!

A reminder to the herd of frauen that will inevitably invade this thread: the DL is dedicated to Pointless Bitchery. Keep your pearl clutching at home. Better yet, don't participate and go cradle your mug elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 97October 27, 2018 10:48 PM

This marriage will never last....children or not.

by Anonymousreply 1October 15, 2018 10:07 PM

I’m not sure why they felt the need to cover up at the wedding - I’ve just seen her in closeup side profile in a white dress and there is no bump to be seen.

by Anonymousreply 2October 15, 2018 10:08 PM

No, it is a pillow baby with a well paid surrogate, likely Mulroney.

by Anonymousreply 3October 15, 2018 10:10 PM

She was probably pregnant when they walked down the aisle.

by Anonymousreply 4October 15, 2018 10:12 PM

I expect it's a real anchor baby.

by Anonymousreply 5October 15, 2018 10:12 PM

pillow baby

by Anonymousreply 6October 15, 2018 10:13 PM

Harry and Meghan are both gay so it's a pillow baby with a well paid surrogate

by Anonymousreply 7October 15, 2018 10:14 PM

Stupid thoughts here. You old guys must get out of the house.

by Anonymousreply 8October 15, 2018 10:15 PM

Merch! Zika! She's not the Duchess of Sussex, she's HRH The Sussex Duchess! Relaxed hair! Weave!

by Anonymousreply 9October 15, 2018 10:16 PM

R3- come on. They said the same thing about Kate. Why is it so hard to believe she is pregnant?

by Anonymousreply 10October 15, 2018 10:22 PM

Why would she choose a high profile middle aged Canadian mother to be her surrogate? That sounds like ridiculous fan fiction or the setup for a bad film.

by Anonymousreply 11October 15, 2018 10:27 PM

Because the are BFFs r11 some say more than BFFs. What is your poll choice (or alternate idea?)

by Anonymousreply 12October 15, 2018 10:29 PM

It's possible that both William and Harry received the gay genes from their gay father Charles and possibly their gay mother Diana (Charles is gay and Dodi was gay too)

I am 100% sure that Harry is gay. I do think Kate Middleton faked pregnancies too and both Kate and William ping but I am not sure about Kate and William bc they both look like private persons not fameh-wores like Harry and Meghan

by Anonymousreply 13October 15, 2018 10:29 PM

R10 because both Meghan and Harry are gay and in fake marriage

by Anonymousreply 14October 15, 2018 10:30 PM

Charles

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by Anonymousreply 15October 15, 2018 10:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 16October 15, 2018 10:38 PM

Harry

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by Anonymousreply 17October 15, 2018 10:41 PM

Don't forget the Queen. She's gay, too.

by Anonymousreply 18October 15, 2018 10:44 PM

Oh dear, this poll isn’t going the way rightwing Zionist racist OP thought it would.

by Anonymousreply 19October 15, 2018 10:46 PM

Oh yeah, you got me r19. What a twat.

by Anonymousreply 20October 15, 2018 10:50 PM

Mulroney isn't the surrogate but she probably recommended a good surrogate to Meghan given that Mulroney's husband Ben has likely never entered her pussy once.

by Anonymousreply 21October 15, 2018 10:50 PM

Is there anyone famous who is NOT gay according to Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 22October 15, 2018 10:51 PM

R18 Queen is gay?

by Anonymousreply 23October 15, 2018 10:54 PM

R22 Yes Stellan Skarsgard is straight

by Anonymousreply 24October 15, 2018 10:54 PM

R20 fuck off back to that rightwing sewer you lurk in, asking people to come here to post anti-markle comments.

She’s black, she’s in the royal family. Cope with it.

by Anonymousreply 25October 15, 2018 10:58 PM

Donald Trump is gay, too.

by Anonymousreply 26October 15, 2018 11:00 PM

R13, I say this with love: You are insane. Kate is hot as fuck, and I'd love for her to be gay, but she's just not. Neither are the rest of them (flexible, perhaps, but not gay).

George, on the other hand...

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by Anonymousreply 27October 15, 2018 11:03 PM

R27 George on the other hand is right! Look at him go! Now that is settled, can we have some non gay non insane speculation?

by Anonymousreply 28October 15, 2018 11:10 PM

R26 I think he is and Melanoma totally looks like a breast implanted lesbian beard but I don't understand what's up with the sexual assault claims against him?

by Anonymousreply 29October 15, 2018 11:10 PM

I don't find Kate hot

by Anonymousreply 30October 15, 2018 11:11 PM
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by Anonymousreply 31October 15, 2018 11:15 PM
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by Anonymousreply 32October 15, 2018 11:15 PM

Kate Middleton kissed a girl when she was 14

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by Anonymousreply 33October 15, 2018 11:16 PM
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by Anonymousreply 34October 15, 2018 11:18 PM

Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 35October 15, 2018 11:34 PM

Rosemary's Baby

by Anonymousreply 36October 15, 2018 11:35 PM

What is happening to this thread?!

First of all, since DL is mostly composed of gay men (naturally) and a lot of straight Frauen (please go away), the few lesbians here are the experts on whether Kate is hot. And I'm telling you that she rows crew, she plays lacrosse and field hockey ― if she appeared at a lesbian singles event, she'd be snapped up.

Second, can we get back on track and discuss MM's pregnancy? I agree with R2: The maternity coat at Eugenie's wedding was for show.

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by Anonymousreply 37October 15, 2018 11:40 PM

I wonder if she is going to double down and do twin pillow babies with a well paid surrogate (or two). No half measures for our girl! Except when it comes to wearing clothing that looks good and fits well...

by Anonymousreply 38October 15, 2018 11:43 PM

Well said R37! And yeah that maternity coat was most certainly just for show which disturbs me. Why does she have to be fake even when it doesn't behoove her? It's like she can't help herself.

by Anonymousreply 39October 15, 2018 11:46 PM

Before we get back to the topic at hand, the Queen Mother was a major carpet muncher.

by Anonymousreply 40October 15, 2018 11:48 PM

She had IVF and will have at least two in the oven. Her own uterus because she is competing with natural Kate.

She could have conceived naturally, probably, but they weren’t leaving anything to chance. It needed to happen right away.

by Anonymousreply 41October 15, 2018 11:48 PM

r41 But you would think she wouldn't want two risk wrecking her tiny waistline...oh wait.

by Anonymousreply 42October 15, 2018 11:53 PM

ugh, "to risk" but you bitches knew what I meant...

by Anonymousreply 43October 16, 2018 12:08 AM

Tiniqua, bring me the sceptre!

by Anonymousreply 44October 16, 2018 1:32 AM

If the world needs an obnoxious celebrity baby debacle, let's be glad Lens Dunham is unable to ever get pregnant.

That said, in keeping with the BRF tale: I'd rather have seen Eugénie herself be knocked up while getting married.

by Anonymousreply 45October 16, 2018 1:52 AM

Unimportant and irrelevant. Who cares if she's pregnant? It won't alter or influence the lives of a single person here, and they couldn't care less what you people think.

by Anonymousreply 46October 16, 2018 2:01 AM

I wasn't aware you knew them, R46. Do tell.

by Anonymousreply 47October 16, 2018 2:05 AM

R46 hates being unimportant and irrelevant, let alone people not caring what they think.

by Anonymousreply 48October 16, 2018 2:16 AM

Even BBC World News was shading Markle's timing today.

by Anonymousreply 49October 16, 2018 2:51 AM

Oh you're just being sweet, R48 . Let's hear from you why the lives of Royals ought to matter to me. Or anyone.

by Anonymousreply 50October 16, 2018 3:05 AM

No, I think Harry knocked her up the old fashioned way. And she must be 8 weeks preggars.

by Anonymousreply 51October 16, 2018 3:08 AM

Starting to think pillow baby. She is not showing more than her fireplug shape, and she is acting like her normal asshole self. If she would have been knocked up by now, would't she be resting more on her fainting couch? Not my area of expertise, just a gut reaction.

by Anonymousreply 52October 18, 2018 7:36 AM

This time around at least, she's in a better position if she passes on surrogates and does the birthing herself. She's still in the process of fitting herself into the royal family and royal life, no sense letting anyone think that she's shirking her royal duty!

That doesn't mean that this pregnancy didn't have a little help from a fertility clinic, so I'd put real money on her putting out boy-and-girl twins.

by Anonymousreply 53October 18, 2018 9:12 AM

I agree r53 she got knocked up pretty fast which reeks of IVF at her age. She also needs to outdo the rest of the family and have a cute (well) set of twins.

by Anonymousreply 54October 18, 2018 9:17 AM

Yeah, R54, betcha she asked the IVF doctor for the Amal Clooney Special.

by Anonymousreply 55October 18, 2018 9:37 AM

My mother had me at Megan's age. I was her second child, and she had her third and last, my brother, two years after me.

You people are fucked in the head.

by Anonymousreply 56October 18, 2018 9:45 AM

What is your point r56?

by Anonymousreply 57October 18, 2018 9:49 AM

That you’re fucked in the head.

by Anonymousreply 58October 19, 2018 1:19 PM

BLIND ITEM ……

It looks like the news is starting to spread that this alliterate former actress who is far more famous now than she ever would have been from acting had to use IVF to get pregnant. I told you from the very beginning that she had always told her exes she didn't even think she could get pregnant. Apparently with the help of science she could. Meghan Markle

by Anonymousreply 59October 19, 2018 4:23 PM

She was probably seeing the fertility doctor the day after she got back from her honeymoon.

I agree that she'll endure one pregnancy and pop out boy-and-girl or boy-boy twins. It's the only possible way she can one-up Kate.

by Anonymousreply 60October 19, 2018 5:11 PM

I'd be very surprised if she didn't use IVF. She's 36, and IVF is extremely common the UK. I also wouldn't be surprised if she froze her eggs if she'd been focusing on her career and suspected she'd be in her 30s before she could have a baby.

by Anonymousreply 61October 19, 2018 5:17 PM

Harry's pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 62October 19, 2018 6:05 PM

Markle is 37 and is probably clinically underweight, both factors that greatly decrease fertility.

Fine, they can afford IVF and nannies.

by Anonymousreply 63October 19, 2018 6:30 PM

If she got pregnant right away, like on their honeymoon, the baby would be due between early-mid February.

But she is saying she is 3 months along, going into her fourth month. That means if it's not a pillow baby, and she really is pregnant, she would be due sometime in April.

If she delivers early (before late January) instead of nine months from their wedding/honeymoon, and claims to have had a preemie, then chances are she conceived before they married. We'll see.

by Anonymousreply 64October 19, 2018 7:28 PM

Most women are still fertile and don't need IVF at age 37. I really don't know where people get the idea that fertility stops for all women at age 35. There's ample evidence of women over 35 having babies before IVF existed. My great great grandmother had her first baby at 20 and her last at 40.

If she got pregnant on their wedding day she would be 5 months pregnant. Most women show at 5 months. If she was pregnant before that she'd definitely be showing. She's most likely around 3 months. That's when most people announce.

by Anonymousreply 65October 19, 2018 7:48 PM

I think she's truly pregnant, I think it's by IVF - I'm going by someone who months back swore Meghan looked like she was getting IVF because she looked fucked up in ways that IVF can do to women (hair and skin). I also thinking she's playing it up by padding her boobs and arching her back. Some people thinks she's padded her stomach as well, but she's short waisted, always had a stomach, and with a little bit of pregnancy plus what was already there it's what we have now. I have no doubt she'll use shapewear and other cosmetic enhancements to look like the pregnant madonna she wants people to think she is if her own body doesn't cooperate.

That move she pulled at Eugenie's wedding with the Jackie Kennedy bullshit maternity coat when her stomach was the size of a pea was epic cuntiness and I think will backlash on her forever. People won't forget. She showed her ass for that one - there is no pretending she was doing anything else.

by Anonymousreply 66October 19, 2018 7:58 PM

R65 it is not about her age, it is about the rumored fertility issues of both Harry and Meghan, which I believe. I believe if of him, and I believe it of her.

by Anonymousreply 67October 19, 2018 7:59 PM

R65 No one here said that women past 35 are infertile. Most of us know someone who got pregnant in her 40s and either had the child or miscarried or had an abortion.

by Anonymousreply 68October 19, 2018 8:04 PM

R66 And if she did not wear the coat and people noticed a bump she would also be on the shit list with a lot of people for not "covering up" and taking the attention from the bride.

by Anonymousreply 69October 19, 2018 9:06 PM

Nobody's said that all women over 35 are infertile, but fertility does start to diminish at that point in the life cycle.

For an underweight woman over 35 to get pregnant the instant she wants to, like a month or two after the wedding, is... unusual.

by Anonymousreply 70October 19, 2018 9:27 PM

pillow baby and surrogate mother

by Anonymousreply 71October 19, 2018 9:38 PM

R66 That last part of your comment is dead on. She will never live that down, nor should she. She really showed exactly the sort of person she is with that coat maneuver. What. A. Cunt. I always had the side eye for her, but didn't find her detestable. I do now.

by Anonymousreply 72October 20, 2018 4:33 PM

R69, at 12 weeks the fetus is the size of a baby carrot. THERE IS NO BUMP except the one she creates. Maybe bloating. It’s like saying that you can tell someone’s holding in a shit because you can see a bump.

by Anonymousreply 73October 20, 2018 4:47 PM

The bump isn't just the fetus it's also amniotic fluid. Pregnant women also gain fat so they have energy to breastfeed. She doesn't really have much of a bump now.

by Anonymousreply 74October 20, 2018 9:35 PM

I can't believe 44 percent of you think she's really pregnant.

She's a fake, phony bullshit artist and if she said the sky was blue i wouldn't believe her. She's not pregnant and will fake a miscarriage for sympathy. All this cradling of her non-existent 'bump' is revolting.

by Anonymousreply 75October 22, 2018 8:02 PM

R69 And if she did not wear the coat and people noticed a bump

can someone please post the picture

by Anonymousreply 76October 22, 2018 8:09 PM

Is she going to wear one of this like Mangelina Jolie, Kidman, Holmes, ... ?

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by Anonymousreply 77October 22, 2018 8:12 PM

Awesome. It's the Duchess of Sussex hate trolls! All three of them. We call them "Saccharins," because they're artificial, bitter and widely out-of-fashion.

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by Anonymousreply 78October 22, 2018 8:13 PM

What is this site’s obsession with this woman???

by Anonymousreply 79October 22, 2018 8:31 PM

The baby will arrive in a warming pan.

by Anonymousreply 80October 22, 2018 8:35 PM

r79, it's not this site. It's a lunatic conspiracy theorist with a pregnancy fixation from LipStickAlley. She's a middle-aged, black, church lady with either schizophrenia or schizoid tendencies who believes that all paparazzi photos (and social media posts) of celebrities are actually those celebrities "advertising" their availability as whores. She's particularly obsessed with MKUltra mind controlled beta sex kittens, secret color and pattern and number communications, IVF, foetal sacrifices to Satan and her belief that celebrities force their children to be trans. She particularly hates other black women and refuses to believe there is any possible way they could have become successful on their own merits and good fortune but, instead, must be sex slaves. Behold:

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by Anonymousreply 81October 22, 2018 8:45 PM

R78 artificial

not as artificial as Meghan and Harry

by Anonymousreply 82October 22, 2018 8:52 PM

The last photo I saw she was wearing a very thin, thigh high slit sundress, practically see through so yes, she's pregnant. And no she probably didn't use artificial, fertility treatment means as there's no way in the gossip world that is the UK and the royals, that that would or could be kept a secret.

by Anonymousreply 83October 22, 2018 9:02 PM

Yes, R75, we're well aware that she's a top-flight social climber, with all the ability to strategize and lie that that implies.

But unlike you, we're also aware that top-flight social climbers think nothing of having children, when doing so would strengthen their position.

by Anonymousreply 84October 22, 2018 9:17 PM

R13 you are a very sad person. Have you any connection to reality? Little wonder DL is such a joke to real Internet forums.

by Anonymousreply 85October 23, 2018 8:28 PM

Prince Harry and Polo Player Nacho Figueras

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by Anonymousreply 86October 23, 2018 8:47 PM

Do you know where you are r85? It's like you wandered in from the desert or someplace.

by Anonymousreply 87October 23, 2018 9:14 PM

Previous posters on this thread, Are you serious re your list of gay/lesbian RF members? Princess Diana and the Queen Mother? Seriously? I've heard wild rumors that most of the RF go to super elite swing parties, and even Prince Harry was papped at one wild nightclub but really?

by Anonymousreply 88October 23, 2018 9:56 PM

Wallis Simpson and Edward VIII = gay

by Anonymousreply 89October 23, 2018 10:02 PM

the book's most shocking passages claims that Britain's disgraced King Edward VIII abdicated the throne and married American divorcee Wallis Simpson because both were gay and "the whole myth of the great royal romance was a fabrication, a giant cover-up".

"Essentially, he was gay and she was a dyke," Bowers writes.

Cecil Beaton (with whom Bowers, inevitably, describes having sex) brought the pair to visit him. Bowers says he discreetly set "Wally" up with a string of women and "often tricked Eddy myself".

by Anonymousreply 90October 23, 2018 10:02 PM

R85, do NOT push R87! That one has her hands on her hips, lips pursed, ready to strike! YOU'LL BE TOLD!

by Anonymousreply 91October 23, 2018 10:28 PM

people have noticed that her fake baby bump is changing size

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by Anonymousreply 92October 27, 2018 10:41 PM

The truth about the Duchess of Sussex's disappearing baby bump

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by Anonymousreply 93October 27, 2018 10:42 PM

Surrogate. No way she would sacrifice her figure.

by Anonymousreply 94October 27, 2018 10:45 PM

Meghan and her gf

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by Anonymousreply 95October 27, 2018 10:48 PM

I don't know if she's pregnant or not but her ass seems to be siding with her critics.

by Anonymousreply 96October 27, 2018 10:48 PM

Agree - pillow baby. She's not the type to sacrifice her figure.

by Anonymousreply 97October 27, 2018 10:48 PM
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