Apparently Vadge almost never smells like fish

Op - I’ve encountered a couple of young, delightfully slutty men whose holes had the fish smell - big time!

It turns out that if a man’a loads been up there for any length of time without being douched - it starts to smell like that. And I gather in each case they had more than just one load up there...

So I guess it’s sperm that smells like fish

I'd imagine Gabourey Sidibe's cooch smells like a spoiled tin can of sardines on a hot summers day.

OP, if a woman smells like fish, she has an infection, or she isn't clean.

I used to fuck girls when I was younger and the slightly fishy smell certainly was there, and I doubt all those girls had infection down there. OP, your buddy probably has problems with his sense of smell.

OP is a frau and is lying.

Sometimes it doesn't smell like anything but often it can and will smell like anything from anchovies to cat food to that old discarded plastic Saran meat wrapper that's been in the trash for a week.

And yes, the more cum she's had pumped into her, and the longer it's been there, the more fragrant it will be.

And let's not forget about what menstrual cycles will do for the aroma. Yikes.

But when a woman’s pussy is fragrant she’s probably not out looking for dick

You guys been around some skanks or some chicks w/vaginosis, especially R7

Seriously, if someone keeps themselves clean. It shouldn't smell like a sewer before you have sex w/them.

Who cares what pussy smells like? The visual is enough for me to know that I’m not interested.

Unwashed cock smells like fish too.

r5 = LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!

I don’t plan on getting close enough to smell it.

These Fab U Luss sisters also hate fish!

Bet this doesn't stink at all.

What I've noticed is the pungent, disgusting aroma that often lingers on young men who masturbate forty times a day and never wash the fucking come off themselves. Now THAT stinks, and so many young guys smell of it. Far worse to me than pussy odor.

Omg it smells to other people???

R17 , Shut up Cheryl !

R16 state your gender, age, and sexual orientation (I'm guessing some sort of Frau/lez hybrid, somewhere between 30 and death) and then explain what the fuck are you doing on a gay men's message forum if young men cumming on themselves 40 times a day is gross to you.

Cum and cum scent is hot.

Pussy stink

is not.

Vaginas can also smell fishy if their owners are taking testosterone.

R19, lick my ass, balls, cock, feet, and my little dog Toto. Don't order me around, you pathetic fucking fool. Stale old jizz STINKS.

OP, supposing you're not really a Frau, you're truly a naive guy. Don't trust what a straight man tells you about straight sex.

One time, there was a thread on Reddit asking gay men with heterosexual experience what they felt when they were with women.

As you can expect, most gay responses ranged from neutral and detached to weirded out and disgusted. And as I noticed, some straight men were taking the gay male posts a bit personally. They didn't like to know that some guys look down on the sex they have - on what is for them heaven on Earth or whatever.

So, even if pussy stunk like hell, straight men would never admit it to a gay man because they wouldn't want him to look down on heterosexuality.

Now, I've never been anywhere around pussy since I was born. But I do know that, historically, giving a woman oral sex has repulsed men. Among the Romans, for example, it was considered beneath a freeborn male to perform such an act.

I suspect that modern men feel differently only because they're under pressure to show how straight they are. And if a guy expresses some objection to the female body, especially to the vagina, he's immediately suspected of being a fag. So he needs to play up how arousing he finds every inch of women’s bodies. The Romans, of course, couldn't care less about passing as straight.

R22, so lesbians and bi men and women are liars too? Everyone except gay men and the Romans?

That’s pretty much the story he’s selling you r23.

If it smells like fish

It's a good dish

But if it smells like cologne

You betta leave it alone!

r23 I read a paper about the recent sexual experiences - straight and gay - of a group of bi men (I think around 80 of them) and, as the authors noticed, many bi men described refusing to perform oral on women because they disliked how a particular vagina looked or smelled. There was no equivalent phenomenon for oral sex on men.

As for lesbians, well, lesbians have female bodies and are, thus, inherently used to everything there's in it when it comes to looks and smells. I don't expect them to avoid oral, or anything really about the female body, as r15 shows. The same thing applies to oral on men. You've probably heard that gay men are much more enthusiastic about cock sucking than straight women. Why? Probably for the same reason lesbians are not weirded out about eating pussy while many men are.

What an utterly charming thread.

R21 AhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... you ARE a big ol' Frau/lez and you don't like it one bit that you got caught poking the stout fingers of your pitching hand into this boy's club's pie.

You still haven't explained what you're doing here, but you might want to check out the thread discussing why the joy is gone from DL. Der frauen and der Lezzen figure prominently in the responses .

It's often times the smell of urine that begets the "fish" myth.

OP's pussy smells like mud flats at low tide

Also , the females @ R15 are fuckin' hideous. Hideous creatures, hideous actions. People make up monster stories over shit like that.

Bram Stoker may have been an alcoholic, syphilitic, Irish Catholic misogynist, but that doesn't mean he wasn't right.

WTF? Do gay dudes really believe this? My vagina has NEVER smelled like fish, or fowl, or foul.

Women’s genitalia smell for the same reasons men’s do: illness. An untreated STD will cause odor. As will an untreated yeast infection.

Here’s another thing: working out will not make your vagina smell bad. Not bathing consecutively, after several days of rigorous exercise, is what makes one smell poorly. Same with sex. If you’ve spent the day in bed with your lover, and you had repeated sexual intercourse, etc., and haven’t bathed by the end of the day, you’re probably going to smell “off”.

Getting a menstrual cycle doesn’t make you smell bad either. Taking a shower pretty much takes care of that, too.

We live in a world where we have plumbing, and access to clean water, and soap. There’s no reason for anyone to smell badly below their waist, and most of us don’t.

If anyone of any sex smells off down there, it’s highly likely that they have an infection, or haven’t taken a shower in over a week.

R26 Many women don't like sucking cock. They probably find it gross and are turned off like some gays are turned off by pussy.

A lot more women might like to do it if they weren't "forced" to do it.

Here’s another thing: many women stop bleeding while on their periods, when having sex. It’s actually very common.

If I’m sexually aroused while on my period, I stop bleeding while having sexual intercourse. Same with oral sex. Not sure why that happens, but it does. It resumes after sexual activity, but stops during sexual activity.

I’m not the only woman I know who this happens to.

JFC. Men know NOTHING about vaginas.

No, good pussy smells like a spice cookie!

R34, anyone being forced to do anything sexual is being sexually assay. That’s not voluntary sex.

I’ve never had any boyfriend force me to perform oral sex on him. And any guy who grabs my head in order to push it down, has either consent from me to do so, or has never seen me again.

If you listen to the broads in this thread you'd think it smells like cotton candy.

R35 you're full of shit . Take a good long look at R15 's picture.

Then scram. This is still a boy's club, no matter how polite people around you were when you slipped through the door .

Whoa whoa whoa. I'm a boy and who says this is a boys club? It's a gay site and that includes our lesbian sisters.

No, this is a gay site. Not a lesbian site.

R38, it doesn’t smell like candy. It just doesn’t really smell. Take a shower, and smell your arm. That’s what a vagina smells like. Normal discharge experienced during the normal 30 day cycle, doesn’t smell either. It’s clear, and viscous.

Honestly, I don’t know why people are under the impression that vaginas smell bad. They don’t.

R41 Obviously it doesn't exclude lesbians. And trans. And the rest of the queer alphabet soup.

"it doesn't smell like candy"

Yeah. We got that.

"doesn't exclude" doesn't mean they belong, R43 . Those are two very different things.

R39, how rich that you tell me, a person with a vagina, that I’m full of shit. I am not full of shit. Your willingness to spew misconceptions about vaginas is silly, and misogynistic. I don’t give a FUCK if this is a “boys” club. I’m here now, and I ain’t leaving.

You have ZERO experience with vaginas. Notice how I never yap about anal sex. You know why? Because I don’t fuck assholes, nor do I get fucked in mine. Therefore, I don’t pretend to know what a hole smells like after fucking it. I don’t have a duck and haven’t fucked a hole, and I’ve never had anal sex.

I don’t run around, pretending to know what it’s like to have a dick, since I don’t have one.

Fuck off. If you are going to talk about pussies, then I’m going to chime in on that shit, because I HAVE A PUSSY!!!

Block me if you don’t like it, jerk.

R46 is triggered!

LOL, R47. I just find it weird, and slightly offensive, that a man is telling me how MY vagina works.

I’m not a lesbian, so I don’t know what other women’s vaginas smell like. I know that mine doesn’t smell. I drink lots of water, and I don’t drink, do drugs, or eat red meat, or even much white meat. I eat salmon, or sushi. Im pretty sure that diet has a lot to do with how vaginas smell.

And I do stop bleeding during sex. It resumes afterwards, but it’s usually very light. Sometimes it stops completely. Other girlfriends have told me that the same thing happens to them, and my gyno, who’s a woman, says that not unusual, and there’s nothing to worry about.

So I find it really out there, that a man, gay or straight, wants to tell me he knows more about my vagina than I do.

Every knows it's the labial folds that capture the fishy scent.

I've never thought they did (or would, since I have very little experience).

They stink to me. You don't need a pussy to know that. I'll stick with peen- thanks.

Here are my analyses as an armchair psychologist:

It's partly jealousy. Many gay men want to possess a pussy. They range from those who get sex changes to those fem bottoms who cry out fuck my pussy during sex.

Some compensate and redirect their frustration by putting down what they cannot have, whether it is pussy or foreskins.

I suspect it's bottoms who are most vocal about the smell of something they have no acquaintance with. Its one way of fem bottoms asserting masculinity that is denied in the gay world.

It's also probably partly hygiene related as those who are rabid about supposed genital smells are likely those who themselves do not bathe and are hygienically challenged.

Since there are precious few straight men on this board, I think we should invite the lesbians to lecture us on the pussy. Hopefully they'll be honest about any smells, even if they personally like them. Honestly, gay men and straight women just don't have the numbers to make a convincing case.

OP & R1

Alert! Alert! What makes a vadge smell like fish? DUMPED SEMEN.

Ever smell old cum in a rubber? Stinks like dead seafood, no vadge required.

This is one of the top 3 reasons to make a dick wear a condom. BAG UP THAT STANKY JIZZ AND PROPERLY DISPOSE.

[quote]Ever smell old cum in a rubber? Stinks like dead seafood,

Can substitute for anchovies on pizza.

Men On Film, while promoting disparaging stereotypes, was hysterically funny....

R52 - Febreeze is your friend. Don’t fight it.

I'm a gay male. I had sex with women until I was in my mid twenties. The odor of the vagina was, in general, not very pleasant. Having said that, as mentioned. There are plenty of guys walking around with stinky pee pee's as well.

R52, do shut up.

Note to self: never feel bad when an homophobe attack or murder occurs. I don't care for mysoginists

R2 makes sense since they are like little fish.

Clean pussy smells like the ocean - salty and like part of nature. If there’s infection or too much old jizz, it smells like fish.

At least mine does. I’ve inadvertently smelled bad pussy and it’s gross.

[quote]It's partly jealousy. Many gay men want to possess a pussy. They range from those who get sex changes to those fem bottoms who cry out fuck my pussy during sex.

LOL, R52. There have been several men in this thread telling they used to fuck women, and I'm one of them. Obviously I didn't go through the entire female population but the reality is that, yes, pussies do smell. BTW, I'm not saying that R48, a female, is lying. She knows her own body. It's probably true that totally clean and totally healthy pussies can be almost totally odorless but it's my belief that an aroused pussy really does smell of SOMETHING, at least they did with me. Yes it's possible those girls weren't 100% clean. But still, for whatever reason I found the smell of an aroused pussy totally natural, and it can be quite intoxicating, especially if you're really into her. It's like the smell of slightly used undies of the man you truly lust after, that's what pussy smell made me feel.

And, R52, no I've never wanted to have a pussy, and I'm not jealous of them at all. I'm absolutely in love with my dick and wouldn't want to trade it for any money. Yes it's sad that I can't get the straight guys I want, but then again as I'm getting older and uglier I'm not really getting anyone any more so it's all the same.

r52 Yes, they are jealous of women. They fantasize with getting pregnant even hahahaha. Imagine the smell of their hole, shit and jizz and blood, what a combination. They are walking sacks of bacteriae, because the anus isn't conceived to hold jizz in it, so detritus is keep in little folds and tears, and bacteriae develops. This is why the life expectancy of a gay male is 15 years less than a straight male, and they are more vulnerable to AIDS, etc.

[quote]Note to self: never feel bad when an homophobe attack or murder occurs. I don't care for mysoginists

[quote]r52 Yes, they are jealous of women. They fantasize with getting pregnant even hahahaha. Imagine the smell of their hole, shit and jizz and blood, what a combination. They are walking sacks of bacteriae, because the anus isn't conceived to hold jizz in it, so detritus is keep in little folds and tears, and bacteriae develops. This is why the life expectancy of a gay male is 15 years less than a straight male, and they are more vulnerable to AIDS, etc.

What a sad little cunt you are. You sound Russian.

r65 Suck my Russian cunt!

Dumpster fire thread

These threads are the worst. I thought this one could be a "teachable moment", but alas, BIG NOPE. These sort bring out the women haters, the pussy-phobic, and sadly even the lez haters. For the record, I also agree sperm can be the cause, because intact men if not clean can develop a "crab-leg" or "crab-stick" scent too. My question to my fellow gay men is why obsess over the smell of lady parts if you're not interested or grossed out by them? Seems a tad disordered to me.

R48,

I’m a gay guy, but I know what you mean. Some people just stink- their hair, their pits, their groin area ... I’m not sure if it’s hygiene or just bad luck. Therefore, some vaginas must also smell bad. If someone generally smells good, I’m sure their vagina does too ;)

But, an anus smells fantastic!!!

R70 And we love to eat them!

[quote] And, [R52], no I've never wanted to have a pussy, and I'm not jealous of them at all. I'm absolutely in love with my dick

Of course you don't. And of course you are. You're not a bottom. I wasn't talking about you.

Now now now r64. Keep down the cray cray.

This way of thinking is just jealousy and a puerile attempt to make women look undesirable. Vaginas do not smell desagreable, the same way penises do not smell bad, just people with bad hygiene smells bad. Sex is smelly, but not the kind of bad smell you speak about, always ponting to vaginas and women, because you envy that women attract straight males... I can assure you many gay men too are attracted to women.

Gays are frustrated because they do not love other gay males, only straight ones... and even women.

As a gay man who pitched on occassion for the opposite team, I never had the aquarium experience with fishy vagina. When it happened, it was either heavy flow period or a yeast infection.

I’ve also had a few fishy fellows who also had a yeast infection. You can smell it on their dick or hole and that’s why.

R74 you’re out of your fucking mind. Seriously. Seek professional help.

r74 When people have no arguments and they know you are telling the truth, they answer like you

If it smells like provolone leave it alone!

[quote[those who are rabid about supposed genital smells are likely those who themselves do not bathe and are hygienically challenged

I've always found gay men to be hyper clean

R79, You can't smell them through your electronic devices.

I’ve been with gay men who were unclean, stinky, sour, raunchy.

Super clean fastidious gay man is kind of a cliche.

R81 Perhaps you should try not cruising t-rooms?

Everything you need to know about pussy is in this video.

If anyone has ever worked as a janitor and cleaned women's feminine product containers, they definitely smell exactly like fish. So maybe only when they are on their periods? And maybe because they hold lots of them all day?

R22 sounds as chauvinistic as the straight man who would lie about his behavior to defend it.

And there’s never been a universal, cultural opinion on any sex act, ESPECIALLY with the Romans — who did whatever they liked.

Your own preference propaganda shows when you try to portray the Romans.

Truth is, most Romans were homophobic and thought the passive role in homosex was degrading and unmanly. They didn’t see “straight” vs. “gay” or orientation. But they did look down on and frequently ridicule men who only went with other men. They labeled them “cinaedus” or “catamite,” which connoted disrespect like “faggot.”

I always just assumed jiz all came out on its own eventually. This is why everybody should just swallow.

Even most men (aka str8 guys) don't want to 'go down there'!

I fingered a pussy in high school and it took Borax to remove the stench. That was it for me.

r87 all hetero male want to go there. You shit-pushers and eaters talking about smells and disgusting fluids are hilarious. Gay men have halitosis, by the way.

r89 = fish

Oh yes, it can smell alright. No shade, that is just what mucous membranes like to do. It is always good to do a quick whore's bath anyway, if you don't have time for a proper bath/shower. Makes it better for both partners. Why is this hard? Redd Foxx had a bit called "wash your ass" I think it is still up on YouTube. Goes for all parties. Enjoy!

[quote]Here’s another thing: many women stop bleeding while on their periods, when having sex. It’s actually very common.

LOL, this is such bullshit. How would that even work?

It doesn't r92 That is what towels are for. No hetero guy worth his salt will give two fucks. Some of them like getting their mosquito wings even. Just throw down a towel. That said, sometimes when swimming you can "freeze up" but don't bet on it if you don't want a "Carrrie" situation. I'm a gay guy and I know this shit. I have no clue where you are getting your misinformation from.

[quote] all hetero male want to go there.

As r15 shows, r32 is bullshitting.

See, R89 is why this forum - designed for and by gay men - should be for gay men ONLY.

[quote]Truth is, most Romans were homophobic and thought the passive role in homosex was degrading and unmanly. They didn’t see “straight” vs. “gay” or orientation. But they did look down on and frequently ridicule men who only went with other men. They labeled them “cinaedus” or “catamite,” which connoted disrespect like “faggot.”

The Romans thought ANY passive sex was unmanly, INCLUDING giving women oral, which they loathed.

They didn't look down on "men who only went with other men". They looked down on men who had a reputation for passive sex, regardless of the gender of the partner. This is what cinaedus means, a sexually passive male. But cinaedus were still thought to be capable to perform sexually with women, especially oral sex in the giving role.

As an illustration, take Julius Caesar, who was known for being passive with an older man, King Nicomedes, when he was already an adult and should have grown out of that role. Caesar was not an exclusive homosexual, but that fact alone subjected him to jokes about his effeminacy all of his life. On the other hand, emperor Hadrian, who unlike Caesar was an exclusive homosexual, never endured any such jokes because he was thought to take only the active role with his male lovers.

By the way, many of the Roman writers who loathed passive sex, like Martial, still vocally preferred males as sex partners and were quite ambivalent about straight sex. There was no stigma in Rome about preferring men. There [italic]was[/italic] stigma about going down there on a pussy.

THANK YOU R96 ! Fucking hell...

I bet r89 is single. When you read through its posts, you get a sense of its toxicity (which probably manifests through a smelly snatch). Who would want anyone as caustic as these posts reveal? Sad...

Hahaha! I used to work as a nurse in a gyne ward. I'm also bi so have met many a vagina in many states of health. There's a reason why its only gay men who degrade women for smelling like fish... None if them have ever smelled one.

What does smell like fish is semen, particularly when mixed with vaginal secretions. So straight sex smells a little fishy but it's not the vag making it happen its the cock.

A vag, when unwell, smells a little like vinegar. I've met many a fishy smelling man though. Classic projection.

R89's pussy stinks!

And here I thought this thread was going to be about Madonna.

We are always squeaky clean both inside and out 'down there' because one never knows when love will come calling!

I used to fuck women regularly in HS and college. Vaginas don’t smell like fish! They do have a distinct musky odor but it’s usually not unpleasant. I never minded eating out my HS girlfriends, though by college I was leaning more towards men so was finding women less attractive, (though that might also be due to the fact that I usually dated hippy-type, unshaven, rarely-bathing, SJW in college.) I have been with a couple of men who smelled far worse than any woman I’ve been with. Women, like men, have their own distinct aromas, and their diets have more to do with how they smell.

That been said, I can always tell when a woman is on her period, even fully clothed due to a certain smell around her. Again, it’s not unpleasant. Just distinctive. Pheromones?

Overall, I think women smell more pleasant than men. I find a lot of men have a weird metallic type smell that is rather off putting. And red headed men in particular seem to have a strong phlegm like smell all over.

I guess I just have a very sensitive nose. And have given it too much thought!

Has Mrs. Slocombe chimed in on this issue yet?

Women get mad if you tell them you smell their vaginas. They just do.I guess men get mad if you tell them you smell their balls,penis too.They just do.My thing is what my grandmother always told us.If you can't say something nice....don't say anything at all.Or "silence is golden".Its weird people walk around smelling each other and trying to figure out the origins of said smell. Reminds me of the game my nasty cousin played as a child.He liked smelling the seats of people who just got up.An always....what he smelled was unpleasant. Why play that game as adults....its very immature.

#AllPussiesStink to gay men. Period. The end!

I love how the women in this thread turn violently homophobic because a few posters say that pussy stinks. That is why this is a gay man's board and women are not wanted here. You are an "ally" so long as you don't feel threatened. Begone, she-wenches.

R1906 how dare you! Mrs Slocomb has a prize winning pussy. Ask anyone. ANYONE. She announced it was so on CB radio.

Lesbian here. The ones that smell are the unshaven ones. The hair traps the odors.

I'm more offended by woman who wears weaves way passed their expiration date. One of my managers changes them out on a regular basis but she always fucking stinks, I think she forgets she works at an indoor/outdoor restaurant in fucking central Florida, that shit is nasty, I breathe through my mouth when I'm around her, she disgusts me.

My only gross pussy smell experience was this older woman who worked out (24hr fitness) on the elliptical around the same time(s) I went, not sure what was happening down there but the entire area just reeked when she showed up, rotting fish? More like dead rat in the walls kinda funk. Ugh.

R112 so you resisted temptation to put on Parliament wheneve she showed up? WHO GOT DA FUNK GOTTA HAVE DA FUNK

I actually have only been near one pussy and it kind of smelled like honey. She was a vegetarian and clean so I don't know if that matters. I was still disgusted.

Two fishy things about the vagina:

1. The period. The period vag definitely smells like fish (it's a combination of the blood, the cotton, and plastic of the tampon and pad trapping the blood) Plastic + cotton + blood trapped for a few hours= fish.

2. Pubic Hair. Not trimming or waxing the bush will trap odors and make the vag funky.

OK, I can't believe I'm replying to this. Having been raised by female narcissists with boundary issues, I know more about this than I should.

Those of you who said, "I'm bi, did women in HS, early 20s, this is bullshit" are correct, but only about younger women. The "fish" smell comes from hormonal changes as women get older, particularly decreasing natural lubrication that fights bacteria. How bad the smell is and at what age is apparently variable, including factors r115 mentioned.

Older women do NOT like to admit this, especially as it means they're getting older and past society's sell-by date. It's like the vaginal equivalent of being "ma'am'ed" by customer service reps.

Vaginas do not smell bad

Does this mean Kellyanne's pussy stinks or not?

"You are an "ally" so long as you don't feel threatened."

Who the hell remains an "ally" of someone who makes them feel threatened? Are you a retard? Because you sound like a retard.

Lot of you people need to stop hanging out with dirty trashy smelly people. Oh wait. If you're dirty smelly and trashy yourself I guess you have no choice.

Their pussys all stink.

r121 you shit-pushers are so desperate and jealous.

Can Cheryl weigh in?