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Educational Films in Junior High

I always looked forward to the times when a couple of nerdy kids would wheel in a movie projector and the teacher would turn off the lights. The film was usually something the PTA decided was better left to the pros. Somehow Pete Smith was responsible for cranking out a lot of these shorts. In this one for the Atlanta Public School System he has created a camp classic. Pete was prettttty twisted...

"[Johnny] has gonads or testes living right next door to Mr. Penis. [graphic of penis] Johnny has nothing to brag about in my opinion. Maybe he'll grow larger. Janie would like that. Despite his short penis, Johnny still has the capacity to produce sperm, or sex cells..."

"Teddy Ballgame is a star athlete. But that doesn't stop him from wanting to plug his teammates. He's probably imagining this particular teammate is his best friend's mother. The mind wanders in the heat of passion.

"Johnny drops plates of food on his tiny penis."

No we definitely didn't see this one.

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2018

OP is Tom Servo

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2018

The 60s and 70s versions are better.

by Anonymousreply 210/12/2018

Is this for real? I love it.

by Anonymousreply 310/12/2018

.....

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2018

Yes, it is real. All of it. The Force. Everyting.

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2018

[italic]The Last Prom,[/italic] a cautionary tale about drunk driving

by Anonymousreply 610/12/2018

[italic]Dead Is Dead,[/italic] an anti-drug film produced and narrated by comic Godfrey Cambridge

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2018

Boys Beware!

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2018

So Jimmy, do you like gladiator movies?

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2018
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