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When The Chips Are Down: South Carolina Man Shoots Cousin He Warned Not To Eat His Potato Chips

All that! And a bag of chips!

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by Anonymousreply 29October 12, 2018 9:49 PM

sounds like a flori-duh story

by Anonymousreply 1October 12, 2018 6:29 AM

They were SALT and VINEGAR potato chips, OP!

by Anonymousreply 2October 12, 2018 6:30 AM

Maybe they’re all he had stockpiled for Michael.

by Anonymousreply 3October 12, 2018 6:39 AM

Justified.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 12, 2018 6:46 AM

At least one of those chips was on his shoulder.

by Anonymousreply 5October 12, 2018 6:46 AM

I don't know what's going on with my brain but I'd swear i heard a story like this before, right down to the salt & vinegar chips.

by Anonymousreply 6October 12, 2018 6:54 AM

I’d understand if they were Pop Tarts, but chips?

by Anonymousreply 7October 12, 2018 6:58 AM

This is so wrong on so many levels.

by Anonymousreply 8October 12, 2018 3:39 PM

A Trump voter, I assume.

by Anonymousreply 9October 12, 2018 3:53 PM

^^^ Doesn't vote at all I can assure you. Wouldn't even know how to register and maybe already a felon so couldn't vote anyway in most states.

by Anonymousreply 10October 12, 2018 3:55 PM

The article fails to answer the most important question though: Are the potato chips ok?

by Anonymousreply 11October 12, 2018 4:50 PM

These are the Senatrice's constituents. Notta lotta Rhodes Scholars in South Carolina.

by Anonymousreply 12October 12, 2018 5:25 PM

one less deplorable

by Anonymousreply 13October 12, 2018 5:28 PM

No DLers who find him hot yet? I’m shocked. Must be the hairline.

by Anonymousreply 14October 12, 2018 5:32 PM

A very serious story about a man getting shot over potato chips and on the same page: "Learn which potato chips get top ratings from Good Housekeeping!"

by Anonymousreply 15October 12, 2018 5:32 PM

We need to arm EVERY bag of chips with a gun!

by Anonymousreply 16October 12, 2018 5:48 PM

A RILLY top-drawer murder!

by Anonymousreply 17October 12, 2018 5:49 PM

"It was a case of assault... and vinegar?"

Well, piss and vinegar.

by Anonymousreply 18October 12, 2018 6:15 PM

Well....he DID warn him.

by Anonymousreply 19October 12, 2018 6:30 PM

They got some rough-looking 19-year-olds down South Carolina.

by Anonymousreply 20October 12, 2018 6:37 PM

Maybe Bag of chips is code for Bag of Meth.

by Anonymousreply 21October 12, 2018 6:48 PM

He was warned, but he persisted. Until.....

by Anonymousreply 22October 12, 2018 7:39 PM

Not MY chips!

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by Anonymousreply 23October 12, 2018 7:58 PM

The cousin never actually ate the chips, but he did attempt to return them to the convenience store for a refund.

by Anonymousreply 24October 12, 2018 8:05 PM

The 19-year-old Stated His Boundaries! He told him THEN so he wouldn’t have to tell him LATER.

by Anonymousreply 25October 12, 2018 8:07 PM

I consider this grounds for murder, especially if I had the munchies.

by Anonymousreply 26October 12, 2018 9:20 PM

It's a shame they weren't in Texas, where we have a Stand Your Snack-Ground law that would have shielded the snack-protector from criminal lilability.

by Anonymousreply 27October 12, 2018 9:27 PM

As long as the victim makes a full recovery, it was worth it to get this psycho behind bars.

by Anonymousreply 28October 12, 2018 9:28 PM

Nice, I am literally eating salt and vinegar chips right now so I can totally understand this.

by Anonymousreply 29October 12, 2018 9:49 PM
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