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When The Chips Are Down: South Carolina Man Shoots Cousin He Warned Not To Eat His Potato Chips

All that! And a bag of chips!

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2018

sounds like a flori-duh story

by Anonymousreply 110/11/2018

They were SALT and VINEGAR potato chips, OP!

by Anonymousreply 210/11/2018

Maybe they’re all he had stockpiled for Michael.

by Anonymousreply 310/11/2018

Justified.

by Anonymousreply 410/11/2018

At least one of those chips was on his shoulder.

by Anonymousreply 510/11/2018

I don't know what's going on with my brain but I'd swear i heard a story like this before, right down to the salt & vinegar chips.

by Anonymousreply 610/11/2018

I’d understand if they were Pop Tarts, but chips?

by Anonymousreply 710/11/2018

This is so wrong on so many levels.

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2018

A Trump voter, I assume.

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2018

^^^ Doesn't vote at all I can assure you. Wouldn't even know how to register and maybe already a felon so couldn't vote anyway in most states.

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2018

The article fails to answer the most important question though: Are the potato chips ok?

by Anonymousreply 1110/12/2018

These are the Senatrice's constituents. Notta lotta Rhodes Scholars in South Carolina.

by Anonymousreply 1210/12/2018

one less deplorable

by Anonymousreply 1310/12/2018

No DLers who find him hot yet? I’m shocked. Must be the hairline.

by Anonymousreply 1410/12/2018

A very serious story about a man getting shot over potato chips and on the same page: "Learn which potato chips get top ratings from Good Housekeeping!"

by Anonymousreply 1510/12/2018

We need to arm EVERY bag of chips with a gun!

by Anonymousreply 1610/12/2018

A RILLY top-drawer murder!

by Anonymousreply 1710/12/2018

"It was a case of assault... and vinegar?"

Well, piss and vinegar.

by Anonymousreply 1810/12/2018

Well....he DID warn him.

by Anonymousreply 1910/12/2018

They got some rough-looking 19-year-olds down South Carolina.

by Anonymousreply 2010/12/2018

Maybe Bag of chips is code for Bag of Meth.

by Anonymousreply 2110/12/2018

He was warned, but he persisted. Until.....

by Anonymousreply 2210/12/2018

Not MY chips!

by Anonymousreply 2310/12/2018

The cousin never actually ate the chips, but he did attempt to return them to the convenience store for a refund.

by Anonymousreply 2410/12/2018

The 19-year-old Stated His Boundaries! He told him THEN so he wouldn’t have to tell him LATER.

by Anonymousreply 2510/12/2018

I consider this grounds for murder, especially if I had the munchies.

by Anonymousreply 2610/12/2018

It's a shame they weren't in Texas, where we have a Stand Your Snack-Ground law that would have shielded the snack-protector from criminal lilability.

by Anonymousreply 2710/12/2018

As long as the victim makes a full recovery, it was worth it to get this psycho behind bars.

by Anonymousreply 2810/12/2018

Nice, I am literally eating salt and vinegar chips right now so I can totally understand this.

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2018
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