I got tickets to "Tony Danza Standards and Stories"

umm, who?

I'd rather have a root canal.

So did I! The bitches can be jealous of me, too!

The hair color is not good. I would happily fuck him still.

It's because of the success of this no talent, overhyped, over the hill, double gaited guido that the real singers out there never see the light of day. If I ever have the misfortune to see this shitbird tap dancing or his karaoke voice trying to summon Frank Sinatra's corpse, I gain a new appreciate for Kanye West and Beyoncé. How the fuck he ever made it is beyond me. Or maybe not.

How much did you pay?

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza.

You over 50 queens have always had this thing for Tony Danza. Is it the Italian daddy fantasy? Slapping you around, saying I fuckin love you, while drowned in Obsession cologne and gold chains? You want him to be gay in the worst way. And if he is, he's closeted and should not be getting your support. He also sucks as an actor. He sucked as a talk show host, and he sucks even worse as a singer.

In 1985 he was hot hot hot.

IT AIN'T 1985 ANY MORE, BITCH

R9 He sings ?

WHET Judith Light ?

I'm an actor getting steady work, dear.

Will he tell the story about getting topped by Ken Ryker?

The Italian obsessed/racebait troll is working overtime tonight.

I wonder if one of the stories he tells involves the security guard he assaulted.

Did he molest Danny ?

Is he showing peen?

He was funny & cute in Taxi. Didn't ever follow him after that, but he still looks good.

I've seen a nude of Tony Danza. He claims it is photoshopped and not real. I saw the picture more than two decades ago. Did people photoshop effectively way back when?

This deserves a Tony, bitches!

R21 where do you think the Danza Slap came from?

His giant cock.

Sure, I'd be jealous if I read the following review: "Audrey Schmudge of Toadflax NJ brought her daughter to see Tony Danza, her childhood idol, only to be assaulted by a raunchy, profanity laced show that left her nauseous with disgust. She never imagined that Tony Danza could think there was humor in his depraved stories of sexual excess and warns anyone with a modicum of decency to avoid the show."

The more that I look at that beefcake pic posted above, I get the feeling that his pink hole wasn't so clean. Adults weren't using baby wipes back in the 70s; it was just dry toilet paper.

He inspired many fantasies for me in the 80s. He was my private Danza.

Could you please count how many times he says some variation of "Eh, oh" or "Oh, eh" for me? Thanks.

Ugh.....the "coma, bitches" lady - puke.

Any Elders remember the naked photo of Tony during his boxing days? He has no been mutilated.

Can I fuck him?

That's the one I'm talking about, R29. And, R30, you can't. If anyone is going to fuck him, it's going to be me.

I read a couple of times Danza is homophobic

TONY DANZA - This former star of "Taxi", and "Who's the Boss" recently stated on a talk show that he believed that Ellen Degeneres and Anne Hashe's kissing in public was "slimy" and that he didn't want his children exposed to "that kind of stuff". Is Mr. Danza worried about his children watching the "sexual inuendo" he was involved in on "Whos the Boss"?? Where he was flirting with his boss (Judith Light) who was still married for the first year and a half of the series, and flirting with his bosses sex-pot mother (Katherine Helmond). Mr. Danza now has another sitcom on NBC which is rumored to have failing ratings (oh that's why he mad at Ellen).

I'm not sure I'd want to see Ellen and Anne slime-kissing. It would confirm my homosexuality.

Guidos went out of style in the 90s.

That was then. I wonder what it looks like now?

Ask some of your favorite prostitution whore gay porn stars what it looks like now.

He and Jon-Erik Hexum were allegedly "friends". Discuss.

From boxing to acting to singing standards. Ping, ping, ping!!!

[quote]That was then. I wonder what it looks like now?

I don't like Danza because he's a homophobic but he has really aged nicely and I'll bet his sex partners are pleased. He actually seems like a fun guy - sorry he's a hater ...

Everyone on this thread must be from Queens or Long Island. Who else still thinks about Tony Danza?

R41 Exactly. And well over 50 whose guido fetishes haven't cured by blacks and Latinos.

[quote]shitbird tap dancing

Pics please.

r41 = Danza

Does he come out in the show?

Would be weird if he did the whole thing backstage r45.

[quote]Does he come out in the show?

r45 Tony Danza is a fundamentalist homophobe and does not like gay people.

I have better ways to spend my money.

He was hot and fun in 'Who's the Boss ?' . He was also great in the relatively short-lived Broadway production of 'Honeymoon in Vegas' . He's never had much of a voice but he makes up for it with good looks and charm. Good luck to him and OP.

[QUOTE]In 1985 he was hot hot hot.

[QUOTE]IT AIN'T 1985 ANY MORE, BITCH

😂

Saw him on his frautastic TV show, wearing a Spider-Man costume barely hiding a huge dong.

I think Danz's PR people stared this thread and are doing most of the posting.

TONY DANZA - This former star of "Taxi", and "Who's the Boss" recently stated on a talk show that he believed that Ellen Degeneres and Anne Hashe's kissing in public was "slimy" and that he didn't want his children exposed to "that kind of stuff". Is Mr. Danza worried about his children watching the "sexual inuendo" he was involved in on "Whos the Boss"?? Where he was flirting with his boss (Judith Light) who was still married for the first year and a half of the series, and flirting with his bosses sex-pot mother (Katherine Helmond). Mr. Danza now has another sitcom on NBC which is rumored to have failing ratings (oh that's why he mad at Ellen).

[quote]You over 50 queens have always had this thing for Tony Danza. Is it the Italian daddy fantasy? Slapping you around, saying I fuckin love you, while drowned in Obsession cologne and gold chains? You want him to be gay in the worst way. And if he is, he's closeted and should not be getting your support. He also sucks as an actor. He sucked as a talk show host, and he sucks even worse as a singer.

AND he is a Fundamentalist homophobe. Gay people that would pay money and go to his cabaret act are retarded.

@R52. What talk show and when ?

r54 = Danza PR team

Tony Danza wants it both ways. He wants to be homophobic and he wants gay people to come to his show.

Pretty sad - the show must not be making any money.

[quote]I'm not sure I'd want to see Ellen and Anne slime-kissing. It would confirm my homosexuality.

It would confirm you are part of the Danza PR team.

R54 here. I googled it and apparently you're referencing something that occurred more than twenty years ago. Something that came up in the search is a column by Bruce Vilanch published in the 2-17-98 edition of The Advocate.

Vilanch wrote "When Tony Danza zaps Ellen and Anne for displaying affection in front of the President, that's not the Tony Danza who helped his young co-star Danny Pintauro come to terms with his sexuality. It's Tony Danza the streetfighter hanging on to the last shred of predjudice that Brooklyn gave him. "

So it's fair to say that Danza's record is mixed at best. The same can be said for many gays including me. I for one can forgive even though I probably won't forget.

This sounds like one of those shows Blanche was always clamoring to see on The Golden Girls.

Just played in a friend's town in Pa. I was curious and teh day of the show I checked ticket availability and he sold less than half the house.

Sorry - mixed record not good enough for me. Danza is a Fundamentalist - I sincerely doubt his views have changed. And we are talking about a serious has-been. Really a nobody performer trying to keep a career going. I agree with r9

[quote] He sucks as an actor. He sucked as a talk show host, and he sucks even worse as a singer.

The only reason we're having this conversation is r58 is doing PR work and he/she is getting paid to post

@R61. R48, R54 and R58 here. Wrong again. I don't do PR. I am a loyal fan who, with no help from you, tried to get to the truth of your remarks. When I found it I acknowledged it. I also added context that you either didn't know or didn't want to share.

Why don't you respond to Vilanch's assertion that Danza helped Pintauro come to terms with his sexuality ? Does that count for nothing with you ?

[quote]Why don't you respond to Vilanch's assertion that Danza helped Pintauro come to terms with his sexuality ? Does that count for nothing with you ?

No r62 - it doesn't count for much. I think it's nice that Danza did a good deed but it's far outweighed by his documented homophobia. I don't believe you when you say you're not a PR person because that's exactly how you're responding. DL gets lots of PR trolls - the Tom Cruise PR trolls and the Glenn Close PR trolls particularly active right now.

Ugly homophobia I might add. Publicly calling lesbians "slimy" is hostile.

i would not want to see that smooshy face for that long if at all

[quote]Why don't you respond to Vilanch's assertion that Danza helped Pintauro come to terms with his sexuality ?

R62 when Danny Pintauro came out, Danza was interviewed on ET and referred to Danny's sexuality as being a choice, as in, "if that's what he chooses to be".

Tony's mule

[quote]when Danny Pintauro came out, Danza was interviewed on ET and referred to Danny's sexuality as being a choice, as in, "if that's what he chooses to be".

Danza really making a big deal of Pintauro coming out. It's this the only good deed he's ever done? I guess they had a talk and it went something like.

Pintauro - I think I'm gay. Danza - well it's your choice if that's what you want to do. Sorry - I can't talk anymore I have to to on ET

That's the picture in R35 I remember seeing decades ago. Danza claims it was photoshopped. Does it look like it?

Actually it looks real - but who knows.

He sure was an attractive young man and he had a great smile.

Who’s the loon who thinks hasbeen Danza, who can barely sell half the seats in Hershey, Scranton or wherever the fuck PA, can actually afford a PR rep; and if so decides that trolling random gay websites is the best use of His time/money?

It's like the small dicked muscle heads at the gym. The biggest fucking homophobes, but boy, do they love that gay attention.

I always get him confused with Matt LeBlanc.

@R61. FYI to the anti-Danza troll: like most Italians, Danza is Roman Catholic and not a fundamentalist as you have claimed. This information too is readily available online..

PR Troll R74

Tony Danza is an ordained ULC ministers through the Universal Life Church Monastery

PR Troll [R74]

Tony Danza is a sleazy homophobe

[quote]Who’s the loon who thinks hasbeen Danza, who can barely sell half the seats in Hershey, Scranton or wherever the fuck PA, can actually afford a PR rep; and if so decides that trolling random gay websites is the best use of His time/money?

r71 - Desperate I guess ..

@ R75 . Once again you are trying to deceive.

The Universal Life Church Monastery is a oddball nondenominational (i.e. not fundamentalist) church whose stated mission is to ordain anyone regardless of their spiritual or religious denomination. They claim to have ordained 20, 000,000 people.

Ordination supposedly qualifies people to perform weddings, etc . It was originally an offshoot of the Universal Life Church.

Danza is a Roman Catholic Keep lying asshole. You're making quite a name for yourself.

Dear PR troll r78,

I am a gay man. I take it personally with an entertainer like Danza publicly states that gays kissing is "slimy" and he doesn't want his children to see. I've experienced homophobia many times in my life as I'm sure have many gay men. I take pleasure is exposing in exposing hypocrisy from public figures who are aggressively homophobic - yet want me to vote for them or to spend money on their movie or "cabaret act." I consider it an honor to state the truth.

So PR troll r78 I know you are getting paid to defend Danza and just say any lie that pops into your head. But if lies are left unchallenged they become truth. You've posted at least half the comments on the thread are you are motivated.

TONY DANZA - This former star of "Taxi", and "Who's the Boss" recently stated on a talk show that he believed that Ellen Degeneres and Anne Hashe's kissing in public was "slimy" and that he didn't want his children exposed to "that kind of stuff". Is Mr. Danza worried about his children watching the "sexual inuendo" he was involved in on "Whos the Boss"?? Where he was flirting with his boss (Judith Light) who was still married for the first year and a half of the series, and flirting with his bosses sex-pot mother (Katherine Helmond). Mr. Danza now has another sitcom on NBC which is rumored to have failing ratings (oh that's why he mad at Ellen).

@R79 . R78 here . You have a right to be offended at Danza's comment on Ellen etc. I am also a gay man and it offends me too.

You hurt your own advocacy when you once again re-post on R80 a paragraph leading off with the phrase 'recently stated' when in fact the remarks in question go back more than twenty years. A responsible writer would have clarified that but you have chosen to leave that misleading inference unexplained.

You also hurt your own advocacy when you name-call. Your deceptive one-note complaint against Danza is indeed troll-like and yet, like Trump (another obsessive deceiver), you attempt to pre-empt that criticism by calling your critics a troll.

It was interesting for me to discover through your post that Danza had indeed made the offensive comment. That was news to me. When I did my own research and discovered that this had all occurred more than twenty years and that there were mitigating factors including his ongoing friendship with Pintauro, I felt deceived by you.

If your mission is truly to expose the 'aggressively homophobic' , surely you can find a more deserving target than Danza.

Haha r81 - I guess you have to say something. I really doubt you are gay.

Remember when he was best friends with Liza for three months in 2006 or something? They lived in the same building, I think, and they hung out and watched reality TV together.

How was the show, OP?