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Emotional Support Squirrel here.

Any questions?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 52Last Wednesday at 10:31 AM

How was your plane ride? Did you get a nut?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 110/10/2018

Do you have to declare the food stash in your cheek pouch before you board the plane?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 210/10/2018

She voted for Trump.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 310/10/2018

Is your name Darryl? Are you a backyard squirrel?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 410/10/2018

Cashews or Peanuts?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 510/10/2018

Do you know the Christmas Mouse?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 610/10/2018

Is your owner nuts? Did you also Shit your pants (so to speak) during the 2 hour delay?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 710/10/2018

I guess instead of you collecting nuts, the biggest nut has collected you. Paraphrasing an infamous Barbara Walters question, "What kind of nut is she?"

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 810/10/2018

Every plane should have one.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 910/10/2018

How do you use the airplane toilet without falling in?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1010/10/2018

Do autistic children make you anxious on long flights? How do you handle the irritation?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1110/10/2018

Weren't they replaced with pretzels though, since some folks are allergic?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1210/10/2018

Can you do things that service squirrels can do like bark if your owner is about to have a seizure or help blind people cross the street?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1310/10/2018

I guess Frontier Airlines has the same opinion as Rose from the old Michfest Threads...

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1410/10/2018

"How do you use the airplane toilet without falling in?"

I suspect you ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1510/10/2018

Aren’t you the frisky one?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1610/10/2018

I'm scared, Emotional Support Squirrel. Are we on the verge of civil war with deplorables when they start hunting down and shooting liberals, gays, and minorities? Will scum trump start killing journalists? Will no one stop this madness?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1710/10/2018

What all nuts can ya name, li'l squirrel? I can name a lot!

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1810/10/2018

Emotional Support Squirrel has abandoned us. You can't even trust a squirrel.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 1910/11/2018

Did that fat fuck ever touch you in the no-no place? If so we are a safe space for you to talk about it.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2010/11/2018

He saw a nut.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2110/11/2018

What are your thoughts on emotional support beavers?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2210/11/2018

Dear Lord in Heaven, did you try to bring peanuts on to the plane? Because that's not very supportive of those for whom peanuts = DEATH!

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2310/11/2018

Madonna or Cher? Who do you prefer?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2410/11/2018

Did you get a 1st Class Hot Meal or did you get scratchy?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2510/11/2018

Are you really just a rat with a good PR team?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2610/11/2018

Have you encountered any Secret Lesbians in your line of work?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2710/11/2018

Screeching tires

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2810/11/2018

what do you think about the DL's incessant push to have Stevie Nicks inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of fame?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 2910/11/2018

Cut or Uncut?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3010/11/2018

Squirrels. Death.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3110/11/2018

I'm baaack!! Now tell me more of your sad stories, I'm ready.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3210/11/2018

No 17, I am a squirrel, not a Ouija Board. That being said, I think people should really grow some nuts and get out there. Be vocal and vote.

For Beto. LOL

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3310/11/2018

Has anyone mistaken you for a chipmunk?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3410/11/2018

Why do squirrels have such big balls?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3510/11/2018

Because everything is bigger in Texas.

In Rhode Island they have small balls, it's just providence.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3610/11/2018

Do you ever get tired of drunks yelling at you "Hey Rocky Watch Me Pull a Rabbit Out Of My Hat"?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3710/11/2018

May I caress your nuts?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3810/11/2018

[quote]'She relieves a lot of stress and anxiety': Family shows off Daisy the emotional support squirrel days after Florida woman was kicked off Frontier flight for having the rodent on board and told police 'you will not take my baby from me'

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 3910/11/2018

Mr. Squirrel, when I was a kid we had squirrels trying to get in our attic so my parents put a trap out. We would catch squirrels like you and then these Polish guys would take the squirrels off our hands, I guess they liked to eat you guys. Was this okay to let them do, or will my karma be getting lost in the woods and squirrels feasting on my brains? Do you provide emotional support for squirrel murderers or are you out to get us?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4010/11/2018

[quote]Why do squirrels have such big balls?

Because many of them love to get dressed up and dance.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4110/12/2018

Just what exactly is it that you do?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4210/12/2018

Are you a real Emotional Support Squirrel or are you a Sears Emotional Support Squirrel?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4310/12/2018

Are you a Secret Lesbian™?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4410/12/2018

Hey Squirrel! You know what? Fuck you! Just Fuck you!

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4510/12/2018

Emotional Support Squirrel?

I am shocked!!!

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4610/12/2018

Mr. Squirrel, I am interested in becoming an Emotional Support Animal. Is there an association I should join? I am quite sympathetic and look forward to providing comfort to those in need.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4710/12/2018

Do you bite? Or just suck?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4810/12/2018

What is so strange about that? I always have a companion squirrel.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 4910/12/2018
by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 5010/12/2018

Hey, while we're on the topic of emotional support rodents, I'm an Emotional Support Killer Shrew. I'm available any time, especially if you need a baby eaten and the Emotional Support Dingo is unavailable.

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 51Last Wednesday at 9:29 AM

Have you ever missed a jump?

by Emotional Support Squirrelreply 52Last Wednesday at 10:31 AM
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