Any questions?
Emotional Support Squirrel here.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 27, 2018 5:22 AM |
How was your plane ride? Did you get a nut?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 11, 2018 3:11 AM |
Do you have to declare the food stash in your cheek pouch before you board the plane?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 11, 2018 3:13 AM |
She voted for Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 11, 2018 3:14 AM |
Is your name Darryl? Are you a backyard squirrel?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 11, 2018 3:15 AM |
Cashews or Peanuts?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 11, 2018 3:15 AM |
Do you know the Christmas Mouse?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 11, 2018 3:38 AM |
Is your owner nuts? Did you also Shit your pants (so to speak) during the 2 hour delay?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 11, 2018 4:00 AM |
I guess instead of you collecting nuts, the biggest nut has collected you. Paraphrasing an infamous Barbara Walters question, "What kind of nut is she?"
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 11, 2018 4:02 AM |
Every plane should have one.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 11, 2018 4:03 AM |
How do you use the airplane toilet without falling in?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 11, 2018 4:04 AM |
Do autistic children make you anxious on long flights? How do you handle the irritation?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 11, 2018 4:05 AM |
Weren't they replaced with pretzels though, since some folks are allergic?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 11, 2018 4:05 AM |
Can you do things that service squirrels can do like bark if your owner is about to have a seizure or help blind people cross the street?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 11, 2018 4:20 AM |
I guess Frontier Airlines has the same opinion as Rose from the old Michfest Threads...
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 11, 2018 4:51 AM |
"How do you use the airplane toilet without falling in?"
I suspect you ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 11, 2018 4:58 AM |
Aren’t you the frisky one?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 11, 2018 5:17 AM |
I'm scared, Emotional Support Squirrel. Are we on the verge of civil war with deplorables when they start hunting down and shooting liberals, gays, and minorities? Will scum trump start killing journalists? Will no one stop this madness?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 11, 2018 5:27 AM |
What all nuts can ya name, li'l squirrel? I can name a lot!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 11, 2018 5:30 AM |
Emotional Support Squirrel has abandoned us. You can't even trust a squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 11, 2018 3:47 PM |
Did that fat fuck ever touch you in the no-no place? If so we are a safe space for you to talk about it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 11, 2018 3:51 PM |
He saw a nut.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 11, 2018 3:55 PM |
What are your thoughts on emotional support beavers?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 11, 2018 3:57 PM |
Dear Lord in Heaven, did you try to bring peanuts on to the plane? Because that's not very supportive of those for whom peanuts = DEATH!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 11, 2018 4:00 PM |
Madonna or Cher? Who do you prefer?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 11, 2018 4:03 PM |
Did you get a 1st Class Hot Meal or did you get scratchy?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 11, 2018 4:16 PM |
Are you really just a rat with a good PR team?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 11, 2018 4:21 PM |
Have you encountered any Secret Lesbians in your line of work?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 11, 2018 4:34 PM |
Screeching tires
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 11, 2018 4:47 PM |
what do you think about the DL's incessant push to have Stevie Nicks inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of fame?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 11, 2018 4:48 PM |
Cut or Uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 11, 2018 4:59 PM |
Squirrels. Death.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 12, 2018 2:21 AM |
I'm baaack!! Now tell me more of your sad stories, I'm ready.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 12, 2018 3:30 AM |
No 17, I am a squirrel, not a Ouija Board. That being said, I think people should really grow some nuts and get out there. Be vocal and vote.
For Beto. LOL
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 12, 2018 3:42 AM |
Has anyone mistaken you for a chipmunk?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 12, 2018 3:54 AM |
Because everything is bigger in Texas.
In Rhode Island they have small balls, it's just providence.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 12, 2018 4:00 AM |
Do you ever get tired of drunks yelling at you "Hey Rocky Watch Me Pull a Rabbit Out Of My Hat"?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 12, 2018 4:02 AM |
May I caress your nuts?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 12, 2018 4:11 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 12, 2018 4:14 AM |
Mr. Squirrel, when I was a kid we had squirrels trying to get in our attic so my parents put a trap out. We would catch squirrels like you and then these Polish guys would take the squirrels off our hands, I guess they liked to eat you guys. Was this okay to let them do, or will my karma be getting lost in the woods and squirrels feasting on my brains? Do you provide emotional support for squirrel murderers or are you out to get us?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 12, 2018 4:27 AM |
[quote]Why do squirrels have such big balls?
Because many of them love to get dressed up and dance.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 12, 2018 4:32 PM |
Just what exactly is it that you do?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 12, 2018 5:46 PM |
Are you a real Emotional Support Squirrel or are you a Sears Emotional Support Squirrel?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 12, 2018 5:51 PM |
Are you a Secret Lesbian™?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 12, 2018 5:52 PM |
Hey Squirrel! You know what? Fuck you! Just Fuck you!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 12, 2018 6:50 PM |
Mr. Squirrel, I am interested in becoming an Emotional Support Animal. Is there an association I should join? I am quite sympathetic and look forward to providing comfort to those in need.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 13, 2018 12:29 AM |
Do you bite? Or just suck?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 13, 2018 12:38 AM |
What is so strange about that? I always have a companion squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 13, 2018 12:50 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 13, 2018 2:08 AM |
Hey, while we're on the topic of emotional support rodents, I'm an Emotional Support Killer Shrew. I'm available any time, especially if you need a baby eaten and the Emotional Support Dingo is unavailable.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 17, 2018 5:29 PM |
Have you ever missed a jump?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 17, 2018 6:31 PM |
Well?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 27, 2018 5:22 AM |