Breaking!!! Trump Dick Pics Leaked

No vay it’s that big

I don't want to click.

Just as we suspected. Donnie Dickless he is, then.

Vaarst Leety vaant Vaalium

That explains everything.

There is no way you would be able to see it without him lifting his belly up.

"Donald Trump, speaking with a “foreign policy expert,” repeatedly asked “why can’t we use nuclear weapons.”"

It's now clear why he doesn't fear a mushroom cloud.

No look goddamn it - I need to know if this is real before I spread it all over the www. So what’s the tiny deal?

Small cocks rock. . . .

Pardon me while I unswallow.

Gross. Now I’m gonna have nightmares.

That looks on par with Danny Bonaduce's cock. I doubt that's Trump as the stomach is too flat.

Ewwwwwwww

It’s so small. How the hell does he Evan have sex?

Viss picture eels too big. Hees dick ees tiny and ees even smaller.

I don't think it's his, but I can believe it looks like that. Didn't she say it had a "huge mushroom head"?

No STD lesions, not him.

She said Yeti pubes! I see no Yeti pubes!

He wears fake hair, orange face paint, is fat, and has a thy dick. Yet the Republicans love him. They need to get over their strange clown fetish. Susan Collins would suck that little clown dick.

Danny Bonaduce...

R2, you've already seen 90% of it. There's not much cropped off.

I wouldn't describe that as a "huge mushroom head" and surely Stormi has seen enough cocks to have chosen her phrasing with precision.

We are not impressed.

Why are people believing it's his other than OP joking that it is?

It’s like a cross between a prostate and a clitoris: a pretoris.

R24, I don't think most people actually believe it's his.

R24, we're just having fun.

I'm surprised he could father any children since it's so small. I bet Ivanka likes to nurse on it.

R24: Drax the Destroyer

That penis in OP looks like an emergent chestburster.

"I'm surprised he could father any children since it's so small."

Yet, small dicked guys have kids all the time. Maybe it's more difficult, but it certainly happens.

No proof it’s his, op

It's yuge!

it’s bigger than two of my boyfriends’

You're very naughty op.

Trump probably wishes his had that girth (such as it is, which is...well).

Small dicked guys are usually hateful AF, so no one, not even Deplorables, were surprised by Stormy's Sharing Time.

Fake, I saw that cock on an amateur porn site devoted to small cocks long before Stormy Daniels ever did porn.

Aaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee...... eek.

No wonder he's upset all the time. Look at that little thing.

I see some Yeti pubes.

Can you show us his tax returns too, Stormy?

Christ. Gay men and straight women are the real heroes. I always forget how ugly dicks are.

R41, that’s true, but in fairness, they’re not all that hideous. Most of them are nice.

bravo, r29!

I love this so fucking much.