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Remember when Michael Jackson was alive and made all sorts of crazy noises?

That was awesome!

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by Anonymousreply 35November 22, 2019 8:41 PM

Dark child... na na na

by Anonymousreply 1October 6, 2018 8:54 PM

How many threads are we intending to make today, MJ Troll/OP?

by Anonymousreply 2October 6, 2018 8:56 PM

My favorite sound made by Michael Jackson was "Zzzzz".

Then, he died.

by Anonymousreply 3October 6, 2018 8:59 PM

I don’t think translating he sounds into words does them justice.

by Anonymousreply 4October 6, 2018 9:01 PM

mama se mama sa mama coo sa

by Anonymousreply 5October 6, 2018 9:14 PM

He didn’t seem to be fluent in Ebonics.

by Anonymousreply 6October 6, 2018 10:22 PM
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by Anonymousreply 7October 6, 2018 11:39 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 8October 29, 2018 10:32 AM

I am getting tired and slap happy, OP this thread has me rolling with tears running down my face. LMAOOOOOOOO

by Anonymousreply 9October 29, 2018 10:39 AM

Soul Makossa (1972)

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by Anonymousreply 10October 29, 2018 10:48 AM

he was extremely masculine.

by Anonymousreply 11October 29, 2018 10:54 AM

OP: You a vegetable.

by Anonymousreply 12October 29, 2018 10:57 AM

JFC, he was really the best ever, wasn’t he? What a shame he was so fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 13October 29, 2018 11:13 AM

Funniest MJ moment ever was when he was performing that stupid Earth Song at some British awards show and some dude just casually strolls out on the stage, turns his back to Jacko and drops trou so he could moon him.

by Anonymousreply 14October 29, 2018 11:26 AM

fuck. he was so masculine.

by Anonymousreply 15October 29, 2018 12:54 PM

"hee hee"

I use a softer and more subtle tone.

by Anonymousreply 16October 29, 2018 1:29 PM

Didn't the screams come from when he got his hair set on fire?

by Anonymousreply 17October 30, 2018 2:45 AM

Every time I listened to MJ's singing "Gurlfriend," I knew he was speaking to moi -

by Anonymousreply 18October 30, 2018 2:48 AM

Thank you, r10. And he got the "shamone" from Mavis Staples.

by Anonymousreply 19October 30, 2018 3:11 AM

SHAMONE bump

by Anonymousreply 20January 23, 2019 6:45 PM

R14 - that was Jarvis Cocker. He was in a band called Pulp. He said he was watching it all and thinking how pompous and overblown it was, Jackson being the saviour figure and all, and that someone had to do something and, well, I would have to be him. So up he got.

Good old Jarvis. Bit of a treasure.

by Anonymousreply 21January 23, 2019 8:13 PM

‘ it would have to be him ‘ !

Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 22January 23, 2019 8:14 PM

What kind of sounds did Jackson make when he was fucking underage boys, OP?

by Anonymousreply 23January 23, 2019 9:18 PM

I imagine he made a lot of HEEEE HEEEEs.

by Anonymousreply 24January 23, 2019 9:28 PM

What kind of sounds did Jackson make when the cops were trying to bust down the doors of Neverland?

by Anonymousreply 25January 23, 2019 9:53 PM

I always hated his sounds..and his hiccup singing.

by Anonymousreply 26January 23, 2019 9:54 PM

Those stupid squeakings and chirpings and bleatings were beyond horrible. The hiccup "signing" was also off-putting as hell. Fucking little pervert.

by Anonymousreply 27January 24, 2019 1:19 AM

^^"signing" = "singing."^^

by Anonymousreply 28January 24, 2019 1:19 AM

What about elephants?

by Anonymousreply 29January 24, 2019 1:21 AM

He’d have to have made those noises whilst alive. He might have made some dead noises too, as the body gasses released themselves and whatnot, but there are no recordings.

by Anonymousreply 30January 24, 2019 1:38 AM
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by Anonymousreply 31January 28, 2019 8:56 PM

Just bea tit

Bea tit

Bea tit

Bea tit

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by Anonymousreply 32January 28, 2019 9:16 PM

^ No one wants to really see it

by Anonymousreply 33January 28, 2019 9:29 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 34November 22, 2019 7:47 PM

Where's the 'death rattle' option?

by Anonymousreply 35November 22, 2019 8:41 PM
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