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Princess Eugenie's Wedding: Official Thread
by Anonymous | reply 601 | October 12, 2018 12:56 PM |
Does her fiancee look a little . . . gay?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 5, 2018 3:46 AM |
Nah..... he’s just British!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 5, 2018 4:35 AM |
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 5, 2018 4:41 AM |
It’ll be Friday night here - I’m already planning the wine menu.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 5, 2018 4:43 AM |
I might tune in to see if the Chapel Royal ( the choir of St. Georges Windsor attached to the royal household) might be singing some of their liturgical party pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 5, 2018 4:48 AM |
I don't feel any vibe of Royalness from those two princesses.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 5, 2018 5:03 AM |
Great, I'll be watching. I love Sarah, Duchess of York.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 5, 2018 5:33 AM |
I won’t watch - but eagerly look forward to pictures of Prince George and Princess Charlotte.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 5, 2018 5:46 AM |
Can't wait to see MM's wedding get-up, and of course Fergie's.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 5, 2018 5:47 AM |
I'm surprised this wedding is getting so much fanfare. Now, when Beatrice gets married, they'll have to have an equally big (or bigger) celebration, since she outranks Eugenie.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 5, 2018 6:32 AM |
Other. We'll be looking for VPL on the groom to see if he's upper class cut or chav uncut.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 5, 2018 7:10 AM |
So, is it also being broadcast in the UK? Or, just the US?
More than one thread on DL has suggested that Eugenie and the Yorks are basically ignored in the UK. Americans are more into all the various branches of the House of Windsor than the Brits.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 5, 2018 7:25 AM |
I canceled cable two years ago.
Wonder if it will live stream on the TLC website?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 5, 2018 7:42 AM |
It might get a bit of coverage on the news here , R12 but the whole event isn’t being televised.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 5, 2018 9:12 AM |
The Telegraph will have live streaming of the wedding on the day.
Royal fans can follow the coverage live at Telegraph.co.uk. Bookmark this page and come back on Friday, October 12, to follow the action.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 5, 2018 9:32 AM |
I will watch it if it's on Hallmark and there will be fairy lights and a autumnal colors.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 5, 2018 9:52 AM |
R15, Thank you for that info. Will the commentators be as hysterically LOL as the very proper BBC gentleman commenting on MM's church service?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 5, 2018 10:02 AM |
Apparently ITV is airing it in full in the UK.
If Eugenie wants to upstage her cousins' wives, she's going to have to do something outrageous. Pull an Avril Lavigne and wear a black wedding dress. Otherwise, the media will only focus on flavour-of-the-month Meghan or Kate and her cute kids.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 5, 2018 3:23 PM |
R18 True, but sadly she won't. She doesn't seem to have much flair in her.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 5, 2018 3:27 PM |
Shan't be watching live but I'll be following this thread closely for the snark. I wonder if Beatrice will get emotional and we'll see her buggy, over-kohled eyes well up. Looking forward to what Smegs trots out in.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 5, 2018 3:38 PM |
The current makeup trend for heavy brows and nude lips is a disaster on Fergie.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 5, 2018 4:09 PM |
She looks like she got her jawline/neck done. Not bad. Ageing is a BEAST for natural redheads.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 5, 2018 4:20 PM |
[quote]Now, when Beatrice gets married, they'll have to have an equally big (or bigger) celebration
In fairness, miracles don’t happen every day.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 5, 2018 4:26 PM |
SYH - the younger one is getting married FIRST?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 5, 2018 5:19 PM |
I want to see Beatrice's wistful and miserable facial expressions.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 5, 2018 5:23 PM |
[quote] Ageing is a BEAST for natural redheads.
Go fuck yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 5, 2018 5:37 PM |
I will record it so I can ff the boring stuff. Also I’m not getting up at 6 in the morning for it.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 5, 2018 5:59 PM |
Is she showing?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 5, 2018 6:00 PM |
R28, Will it really start at 6:00 am? What celebs will be in the pre-parade?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 5, 2018 6:15 PM |
R30 You do understand the concept of “time zones”, don’t you?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 5, 2018 6:59 PM |
So who will have to curtsy to whom?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 5, 2018 7:16 PM |
I won’t watch but I have to say that Bea and Euge are my favorite characters on The Windsors.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 5, 2018 7:52 PM |
Sarah is a yo-yo dieter. I knew she’d go on a crash diet for the wedding. By the New Year she’ll have gained it back. I don’t like how she’s doing her makeup now, no flattering.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 5, 2018 8:05 PM |
That is funny R34. Thanks for the link. It's on Netflix, right? How many seasons on there? According to someone posting on your YouTube link, Prince William finds the show hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 5, 2018 8:23 PM |
I literally fought a war to get away from these fucking European royals. Fuck them and no I won't be watching.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 5, 2018 8:59 PM |
Sorry that should be "We" not I.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 5, 2018 9:00 PM |
I'm sure that someone(s) will throw it up onto YouTube that very day, so why not wait until then so you can skip around in the video instead of watching the whole thing. I mean you could be practicing your pole dancing routine during that time.....
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 5, 2018 9:45 PM |
[quote] I literally fought a war to get away from these fucking European royals
Britain is NOT part of Europe, you cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 5, 2018 10:04 PM |
R38 Maybe you and the other War of Independence vets could meet up for beers instead of watching the wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 5, 2018 10:11 PM |
Great Britain, while not attached to the rest of the continent, is still part of Europe just as Alaska and Hawaii are part of the US. NO! STOP IT! THAT'S IT! THERE IS NO "BUT......" GB = Europe
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 5, 2018 10:20 PM |
I might watch the rebroadcast in the evening but no way am I getting up at 4 something in the morning to watch a minor royal get married. Yes ninth in line is a minor royal.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 5, 2018 10:40 PM |
Does Sarah Ferguson make such an ass of herself waving at the Queen to mock the Queen or is it a misguided attempt to curry favor?
When ever I see her waving at the Queen it is so much more exaggerated than everyone around her.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 5, 2018 10:46 PM |
[quote]I want to see Beatrice's wistful and miserable facial expressions.
Preview.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 5, 2018 10:48 PM |
[quote]Will it really start at 6:00 am? What celebs will be in the pre-parade?
Here's a short tutorial, r30.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 5, 2018 10:53 PM |
[quote]I might watch the rebroadcast in the evening but no way am I getting up at 4 something in the morning to watch a minor royal get married. Yes ninth in line is a minor royal.
You're missing out.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 5, 2018 11:00 PM |
If that is what I miss out on R47 I am completely fine with that.
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by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 5, 2018 11:06 PM |
[QUOTE] Does Sarah Ferguson make such an ass of herself waving at the Queen to mock the Queen or is it a misguided attempt to curry favor?
The Queen and Sarah have always enjoyed a warm relationship. Sarah’s been to tea with HM several times since the divorce, she’s sat in her box at races, and has been a guest at Sandringham and Balmoral. It’s Prince Philip, and The Queen’s courtiers, which keep Sarah at a distance in public. And Charles has a substantial influence on things now, so he’s going to make sure anything connected with his rival brother Andrew is pushed to the side.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 6, 2018 1:07 AM |
I enjoy watching Fergie at these events for the train wreck that she is, but think that some of you need to realise that the key issue with her is that she was busted trying to sell access to her ex husband (at the time, UK Special Representative for Trade and Investment) for £500,000. Illegal, immoral and appalling behaviour.
The royal family, the courtiers and the UK aren’t just being mean because she’s a trashy old badly behaved drunk.
She’s a crook.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 6, 2018 1:55 AM |
Where did you get this inside info from, r52?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 6, 2018 1:58 AM |
R52 here, R53 - I didn’t claim that this was inside info. Why would I? It’s in the public domain.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 6, 2018 2:07 AM |
At least they will know how to dress for a wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 6, 2018 3:40 AM |
R46, Thank you for posting that very complete time-zone map.
Yes of course I realize England would be on a different time zone than EST, MST, or PST. I was just wondering what time the pre-parade and pre-wedding coverage would start, realizing I'd have to adjust for my own particular time zone.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 6, 2018 4:14 AM |
“Pre-parade”, R57? It’s a royal wedding not Thanksgiving day!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 6, 2018 6:15 AM |
No-one throws shade better than the Daily Mail
[quote]TLC's next big thing: The popular network, which is famous for shows like My 600lb Life and Dr. Pimple Popper, isn't the most obvious choice for a royal wedding broadcast
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 6, 2018 6:28 AM |
R58, What would you call the TV commentary reviewing the outfits of the celebs and major and minor royalty walking up the church steps before the ceremony? I thought pre-parade would be appropriate for DL.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 6, 2018 6:32 AM |
Foreplay.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 6, 2018 6:47 AM |
The Telegraph, well and truly taking the piss. Unfortunately, you have to subscribe to read the whole piss-taking.
‘Ratings flop? I don’t think so!’: Fergie’s wedding-planning diary*
*As imagined by George Jeffrie and Bert Tyler-Moore, writers of The Windsors
What a journey it’s been! This time next Friday I’ll be standing at the front of St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle, almost debt free. My rock, Prince Andrew, on one side, my eldest, Beatrice, on the other, as we watch Eugenie walk down the aisle to Purcell. I wanted The Circle of Life from The Lion King but Eugenie has always been head strong!
And then I’ll steal a glance behind me, at all those Royal faces, faces that once scorned and mocked me, but faces that now wear a new expression of respect, and yes, deference. And I’ll know, finally, I’m back!
But of course the wedding isn’t about me. It’s about Eugenie, that...
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 6, 2018 6:48 AM |
So what's the true story of how these 2 lovebirds really met?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 6, 2018 12:02 PM |
R36 The Windsors are on Netflix with a couple of seasons available.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 6, 2018 1:15 PM |
The makers of The Windsors should make an equivalent programme about the Trump White House.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 6, 2018 4:29 PM |
[quote]So what's the true story of how these 2 lovebirds really met?
Meghan Markle
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by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 6, 2018 7:49 PM |
She’s got a very square jaw.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 6, 2018 11:30 PM |
R68, Thanks for your post, Andrea Bocelli will be singing 2 pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 7, 2018 12:30 AM |
Her music sounds a lot better than Meghan's. Also, she announced she will be using a British designer for her wedding dress. Smackdown?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 7, 2018 12:39 AM |
She would have been crucified had she not gone with a British designer. We think MM has a tough body to dress, it's going to take quite a bit of talent to get it right for Yuge.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 7, 2018 12:49 AM |
I bet we see a smile on The Queen’s face, unlike at Harry’s wedding. She’s supposed to be close to Bea and Yuge.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 7, 2018 1:19 AM |
Eugene and Abbi Jacobson share the square jaw.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 7, 2018 1:42 AM |
She's actually a pretty young woman, and very well-spoken. I've made fun of her fashion sense in the past, but I feel a bit guilty about that, since they seem rather earnest. Eugenie had surgery for scoliosis when she was younger, and still has two titanium rods in her back to keep her standing upright, so I don't think she can exercise down to a smaller weight very easily (unlike her sister, who actually managed to complete a marathon). I don't want to blame the York sisters for the transgressions of their parents.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 7, 2018 1:45 AM |
Thank you for that charming and informative video, R49. love the narrator's Scottish accent.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 7, 2018 9:32 AM |
As to Fergie being a crook, do you think she could have done that without Andrew's complicity? Considering Andy's close association with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, I would say he is a far bigger crook than Fergie could ever be. You can look forward to Charles kicking the Yorks to the curb when he takes over.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 7, 2018 9:35 AM |
So why hasn't DL been discussing the groom?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 7, 2018 12:33 PM |
Because he's unattractive, bordering on ugly despite his family's wealth? I suspect folks think he's the type Yuge deserves., so no one goes out of their way to gossip about him.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 7, 2018 12:45 PM |
I think the groom's cute.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 7, 2018 1:15 PM |
[quote]We think MM has a tough body to dress, it's going to take quite a bit of talent to get it right for Yuge.
And white makes looks her that much Yuuuuger.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 7, 2018 2:33 PM |
I think it's a foregone conclusion that Euge's attire will be unfortunate if not a disaster. There is almost no chance she will hit it out of the park. Can't help feeling sorry for her.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 7, 2018 2:41 PM |
Andy and Fergie couldn't give a stuff if Jack looked like Quasimodo. He's wealthy and will keep Eugenie (and not so indirectly, Fergie) in the style that her rank warrants.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 7, 2018 2:52 PM |
That British Vogue photo of the two sisters last month proved they can be downright lovely with the right styling, Eugenie especially. I hope she hires that team for her wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 7, 2018 3:34 PM |
Does this include their dogs randomly peeing on their borrowed clothes, R84? Everything from the shoot was ruined by their untrained terriers. How lazy can one be either not to housebreak a dog or instruct the servants to do it?
Of course, Vogue had to lap up the expense of urinated articles of clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 7, 2018 3:43 PM |
The dress will need industrial strength hooks to hold up that fort.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 7, 2018 3:43 PM |
She really should get a breast reduction. If she already has back issues, her massive cans are only going to make the situation worse as she gets older, titanium rods or no. They throw her body out of proportion too which is why Yuge looks huge when she really isn't that bad.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 7, 2018 3:53 PM |
She's practicing her elegant walk up the church steps.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 7, 2018 4:00 PM |
I want Our Sparkle to cut her wedding dress to knee length, and wear that to the ceremony.
Stir things up...
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 7, 2018 4:10 PM |
R85 Vogue probably sent them to Dorinda's boyfriend's dry cleaning establishment Madame Paulette, their specialty is fancy frocks. With that, Yuge would be within six degrees of the Real Housewives of New York. Fergie should move to New York and become a Housewife. I'm sure Miss Cohen would snap her up in a heartbeat. Fergie certainly could use the money, and she ticks all the boxes for an entertaining train wreck. I'd watch the hell out of that show if she joined the cast.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 7, 2018 4:11 PM |
I want MM to wear tuxedo shorts with a sheer silk top that shows her lace bra, paired with mile high stilettos. Go whore or go home.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 7, 2018 4:16 PM |
After binge watching The Windsors on Netflix I wouldn't miss this for all the money in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 7, 2018 4:42 PM |
Can you post any links to the Windsors, r92?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 7, 2018 5:34 PM |
Only mug-cradling frauen are interested in this sort of thing.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 7, 2018 5:41 PM |
^You have to watch on Netflix, R93. There are two seasons, plus a few hour long specials. Really, really funny shit! If you don't have Netflix already, then go ahead and sign up. It's customary that you get your first month free. Just remember to cancel within the time frame. Go binge on the Windsors.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 7, 2018 5:43 PM |
I swear you'll love it if you've ever followed the Royal family. The second Season really does justice tothe Princess Royal, Anne Elizabeth Alice Louise. Actually I love all the characterizations especially Beatrice and Eugenie's... and Edward, Harry, Wills, Charles Kate, etc. Camilla. All of them. You must watch! You must!!!
I really wish they'd do a 3rd season. There is so so much more they could do.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 7, 2018 5:50 PM |
MY favorite character from The Windsors is Fergie. Haha. She's a barrel of laughs I tell you! Btw, I just tried to get another free month to watch again. DENIED! Bumming. Maybe I'll give 'em the money....
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 7, 2018 6:00 PM |
And yet you’ve navigated to this thread, read 93 replies and then posted yours, R94.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 7, 2018 7:54 PM |
I love the guy who plays Charles. Shit. The whole thing is very well cast, and the back story for Kate & Pippa, Gypsies??? Really??? I love it.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 7, 2018 8:08 PM |
Exactly r99 and by the way r94, the frauen will be watching for earnest reasons. We will be watching for bitchy reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 7, 2018 8:12 PM |
Why was Fergie invited to Harry's wedding but not William's?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 7, 2018 9:44 PM |
R102 William's wedding was a State occasion, so perhaps that was one reason. I also get the feeling William is not as close to Fergie and her kids as Harry seems to be.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 7, 2018 9:46 PM |
Sometimes the pants worn with a morning coat (suit? whatever) are great hunting ground for bulge watching and even VPL!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 7, 2018 9:52 PM |
R102, I mentioned that back at the time of the wedding, but it seems that Harry insisted that Sarah be invited, knowing full well that his father and grandfather would not approve. I thought it was a great register of character for Harry. It was a kindness to his cousins, to whom he's close. I'm rather fond of Harry (from a great distance) because he's very human, with many foibles, but seems like an actually kind man. His interactions with children (I'm not good with children) are pretty adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 7, 2018 9:59 PM |
The groom is cute. Who's he? How'd they meet? These two sisters are so uninteresting I'm morbidly fascinated.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 7, 2018 10:30 PM |
R106 He’s from the upper classes with close family links to the aristocracy. His family has ties as courtiers to the royal family going back at least four generations (back to King George V and Queen Mary).
They mix in the same social circles, which is how many couples get together.
Nothing especially fascinating to be seen here.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 7, 2018 10:48 PM |
I read threads like this to smirk at the mug-cradling frauen like R99 and R101.
It takes so little to trigger you. Bless your heart.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 7, 2018 11:22 PM |
Whatever it takes to make you feel validated, R108.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 7, 2018 11:36 PM |
R107, Thank you for your answer. So has QE II invited him over for tea?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 7, 2018 11:45 PM |
TLC will be airing the wedding from 4:30am to 7:30am. (Eastern time) Then they will show it again starting at 7:30. (I just set my dvr.)
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 7, 2018 11:53 PM |
R111, Thank you for that info. For those of us that haven't paid for TLC, any other alternatives to watch it online? Would be worth it just for the musical performances, as I predicted. Love Andrea Bocelli.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 8, 2018 12:26 AM |
R112 see R15s post re: streaming
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 8, 2018 12:29 AM |
Will the Windors ever allow a same-sex wedding?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 8, 2018 3:49 AM |
When Wills becomes king, I believe he would. Hell, he's half way there himself.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 8, 2018 3:53 AM |
R115, Please elaborate. What do you mean when you say, "he's half way there himself?"
Lots of rumors keep swirling about Wills marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 8, 2018 3:56 AM |
Princess George is really cute when he's not doing his surly tantrum routine (wonder who he inherited that from? *cough*). When are we going to see a new photo of Louis? What's the holdup?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 8, 2018 4:12 AM |
**cough Charles cough** is who you meant to say, right r117?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 8, 2018 4:16 AM |
I was thinking Wills, but he inherited that trait from Charles so... both I guess?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 8, 2018 4:18 AM |
Charles is the hot-headed spoiled rotten one in the Windsor bunch, r119.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 8, 2018 4:26 AM |
R120 I think there is room for others in that bunch, but wherever it came from, George has it in him.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 8, 2018 4:34 AM |
Harry has spent a lot of time at the Yorks' chalet in Verbier, staying up late drinking with Fergie. It would have hurt her terribly to not be included at his wedding. It remains to be seen whether his close r'ship with the Yorks will continue now he is married to MM.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 8, 2018 7:44 AM |
R122 How do you know that he has been “staying up late drinking with Fergie”? While I don’t doubt that it’s likely, how can you say that unless you were there? This and other threads related to the UK royal family (and there have been a lot, lately) regularly include conjecture presented as fact. These then are subsequently quoted by other people as fact.
Not criticising you in particular, R122, just an observation and a concern about facts and “facts”.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 8, 2018 8:14 AM |
I assumed Fergie was excluded from Williams wedding because the whole influence peddling scandal was pretty fresh. By the time Harry got married the world had moved on to other scandals.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 8, 2018 9:06 AM |
I'll conjecture that The Queen sat Charles and Andrew down, both together and separately and insisted there was plenty to do and they needed to work together and be nice. And Andrew needed to get his life on track. She was prepared to give Andrew more responsibilities and even to put him on better financial footing (including for the girls and for Fergie, ) but he had to shape up. And Charles had to stop being petty and overbearing and rigid. She told them in no uncertain terms that she would by pass both of them and leave all her shit to Edward and William and Harry. Not the Crown shit, but her personal shit. Reason I say that is because I've noticed a higher visibility for Andrew at public functions escorting Mummy to various events ever since Phil packed it in. I think Charles sees the utility of using Andrew Edward & Sophie more because there are just too many events and he is older and only wants to do the top ones. The children are getting a good look at how much work Betty & Phil have been doing all these years , so much so that they are having to divide the tasks up among three or four or five people. Betty is quite the little dynamo!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 8, 2018 12:07 PM |
I can't believe Camilla is blowing this thing off for some vegetable festival or something. It's kinda rude. It's a family occasion. You show up .
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 8, 2018 12:52 PM |
[quote]I can't believe Camilla is blowing this thing off for some vegetable festival or something. It's kinda rude. It's a family occasion. You show up .
Camilla follows Charles orders.
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by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 8, 2018 1:06 PM |
Jack is pretty good looking. And the Bush family is no prize, but no one is uglier than the Windsors.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 8, 2018 1:39 PM |
So the Telegraph is live streaming, did ITV pay for the rights to broadcast? Seems like that would be an issue. I hope the live stream isn't region-blocked.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 8, 2018 1:47 PM |
[quote]Jack is pretty good looking
Especially when compared to James Matthews, Pippa's husband.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 8, 2018 2:30 PM |
There's about a billion reasons to love James Matthews, R131.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 8, 2018 2:32 PM |
James isn't cute but looks like he has a long dick
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 8, 2018 2:34 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 8, 2018 2:58 PM |
Pippa Middleton has sad eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 8, 2018 3:18 PM |
Can't wait for the hat procession at the royal wedding on Friday.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 8, 2018 3:20 PM |
Poor Beatrice. Can't she find an ugly or gay duke?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 8, 2018 3:22 PM |
What are some of the stories swirling about Wills and his marriage?
And what are some good stories about Charles being spoiled rotten? I've heard the one about him needing to take all the paintings from his walls and his own bed with him when he travels, and there is the same wallpaper from 1967 or so. But what else?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 8, 2018 4:23 PM |
Probably good to keep this thread clear for things more York/wedding related r139 If there isn't a recent BRF gossip thread using the search button, this is the perfect time to start one.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 8, 2018 4:27 PM |
I'm curious. Did Edward and Sophie have their wedding televised by the BBC because as I recall they did not. There were snippets, but no real coverage. I think when Andrew married Fergie she wanted a big splash like Diana and Charles, and since Andy is the queen's alleged favorite, she said yes. Of course at the time Andrew was third in line or fourth in line wasn't he? Whatever. I do get upset when people try to compare Harry's wild days to Andrew. At least Harry was never a perv dating porn stars. Koo Stark, anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 8, 2018 4:56 PM |
Ouch - OK! Magazine have gone with Harry & Meghan as their main feature. Jack & Beatrice are relegated to a corner.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 8, 2018 4:59 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 8, 2018 6:06 PM |
I wonder where Eugenie gets that weird shape from. Fergie can get fat but she's not hour glass like Eugenie. Maybe it's the Queen Mother's genes... she was always portly.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 8, 2018 6:28 PM |
Eugenie could look great with a slimmer physique and the right hairstyle, makeup and clothes.
Beatrice needs to learn to smile.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 8, 2018 6:30 PM |
R145 - I disagree. Beatrice looks better with her horse mouth closed.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 8, 2018 6:32 PM |
R142 Ouch indeed, now THAT is a snub!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 8, 2018 6:35 PM |
It's possible to smile with your mouth closed. The real smile is done with the eyes and cheeks.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 8, 2018 6:35 PM |
Beatrice started the grille trend. Granted she started it with a bit, but still, she did start it.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 8, 2018 6:38 PM |
R141 I think Andrew and Fergie got a big wedding because there really was a lot of interest at the time. These big regal events were considered good for promoting Great Britain. There had been a lot of interest in Charles and Di and Andrew and Fergie were like the sequel. The divorces caused the world to realize the fairytale was fake. There's footage of Edward and Sophie available, so I assume it was televised. It's just that the world wasn't all that excited by a royal wedding in 1999.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 8, 2018 7:35 PM |
Oh phooey. I have to go to Windsor for work next week. Will just miss the wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 8, 2018 7:37 PM |
Wikipedia says the wedding was broadcast, for what's that worth. I mean, it also says there were a bunch of Martians in attendance.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 8, 2018 7:39 PM |
Eugenie is a handsome woman. The other one is unfortunate. Isn't there a hidden room in some castle tower for that one?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 8, 2018 8:16 PM |
I feel bad for Bea. It's really her tooth situation that screws her up. Is there no cosmetic dentistry that can shave them down or...? That and a very subtle chin implant would do wonders. In Yuge's case, a breast reduction and a few months on a strict low carb diet with intermittent fasting and she would look really good. Her tits are just WAY too big for her frame, and her frame is a bit too big for her height.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 8, 2018 8:22 PM |
I think Bea’s issue is her eyes. She’s got the Hanoverian bug eyes, just like Queen Victoria and just like Edward VII and George V. In her case, it’s very pronounced and she looks like a deer in headlights. I don’t think there’s anything to be done about it though, except wait for the skin to stretch as she ages.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 8, 2018 8:33 PM |
That's a large Hanoverian bosom
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 8, 2018 8:37 PM |
Agreed, R155, but she's her own worst enemy... she insists on making up in ways the emphasize her bug eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 8, 2018 8:40 PM |
I significant JOB would help Bea's attractiveness. She should emulate Eleanor Roosevelt.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 8, 2018 8:41 PM |
As opposed to here where she's kind of pretty... never going to be an oil painting but it isn't impossible for her to stop looking like there's windshield coming at her.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 8, 2018 8:42 PM |
I think Bea's eyes are quite pretty, especially in r159 's snap. She is constantly having to cover those awful teeth with her mouth and it fucks up the proportion of her face. She has very pretty lips too. Thank god they aren't super thin or it would really be a dreadful situation. I wonder if she has that condition that causes eye bugginess. Can't remember the name at the moment.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 8, 2018 8:46 PM |
^ Inbreeding?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 8, 2018 8:48 PM |
r161 = Sparkles
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 8, 2018 9:44 PM |
[quote]I wonder where Eugenie gets that weird shape from. Fergie can get fat but she's not hour glass like Eugenie. Maybe it's the Queen Mother's genes... she was always portly.
Is this helpful, r144?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 8, 2018 9:51 PM |
The only thing Bea needs to do is find her a nice, horny BLACK stud to appreciate her curves and extra pounds. He'd take her from being a princess to treating her like a Queen. Go black, Bea. If Harry could make half the commitment, then you can do the whole bit.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 8, 2018 9:57 PM |
Maybe she should go Asian.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 8, 2018 10:10 PM |
The York girls are going to look terrible as they age. They both are heavy, Eugenie has big tits and Beatrice has a big butt, and they both have that giant jaw.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 8, 2018 10:19 PM |
R143 “...perhaps granny suggested a stylist too”?
Yes, because most 92 year old women have access to a list of stylists from which they can choose one to recommend to their grand daughters.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 9, 2018 4:12 AM |
R167 - I can just imagine Her Maj calling her up and saying 'Eugenie, dear, you looked like a whale in last week's Heat Magazine. Why not get some clothes that don't make you look like a pig in knickers or lose some weight you fat cow?"
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 9, 2018 4:24 AM |
One thing I don't get about celebs and royals who let themselves get fat or stay fat - if I knew I was going to be photographed in public and at private events on a regular basis, I would do all I could to look my best. Not everyone can be gorgeous, but most people can get their weight down, dress better, and have basic plastic surgery. The taunts directed to the Yorks are cruel and humiliating, and they have the means and the time to get their issues under control; ie, hire a stylist and trainer, lose weight, get some orthodontia and surgery, ie a breast reduction. Even Jug Ears Charles had his ears fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 9, 2018 4:28 AM |
R169 You’re looking at this from an American point of view. The upper classes and the aristocracy simply don’t care what people like you think. They come from generations of people raised with amazing self belief. If they wanted to lose weight, get cosmetic surgery, get a stylist and trainer etc they would do it and they’d do it for themselves, not for you.
This is London, Windsor, Balmoral and Sandringham that we’re talking about, not LA.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 9, 2018 5:46 AM |
Actually, R169, I'm not American (or Canadian). The Yorks are not immune to criticism and have been hurt by it. They do not exude confidence and disregard for their appearance in the same way that Pss. Anne does. It's sad when Bea is so clearly trying not to show her teeth, and the result is a bad case of RBF. For awhile they were looking better cliothes-wise, and I think I read they'd hired a stylist. They were wearing blacks and greys instead of those ubiquitous print horrors. I really hope Euge looks at least presentable for her wedding, but I'm not optimistic....
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 9, 2018 5:56 AM |
R171, Print horrors are the latest travesty from the fashion industry. I refuse to wear something which makes me dizzy looking at it.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | October 9, 2018 11:34 AM |
Beatrice doesn't necessarily need to go the cosmetic surgery route. All she needs is a stylist who will help her with a complete make over. She needs to cut her hair and do something about the color. The shade she wears it, it drains her complexion. She needs a hair color that flatters her complexion. She has good skin. She needs better make up. Stop with the raccoon eyes and this dark heavy brows. Ugh! And she needs her hair cut! She is not 16 any more. Lose some weight and start wearing more flattering styles. You can see very well that they spend money on expensive clothes, but expensive and flattering are definitely not the same thing for Beatrice. If it's true that Bea and Eugenie are close to Harry, and have become friendly with Meghan, certainly Meghan has access to people who might help Beatrice. Not that Meghan gets it right that often, but at least she knows that world.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 9, 2018 12:13 PM |
Beatrice should try to snag herself a prince from Liechtenstein. They’re rich, and there’s a lot of them. Her children would be born princes as HSH, which is better than having commoner children. It would also be the first marriage between two ruling Houses in decades.
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by Anonymous | reply 176 | October 9, 2018 3:37 PM |
[quote]certainly Meghan has access to people who might help Beatrice
And Meghan has had such astounding success!!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | October 9, 2018 6:01 PM |
Well clearly, R177, Meghan has to interpose herself into the recommendations of her stylists instead of doing what she's told. I suspect Bea would be much more compliant. She would be given a prescription and she would follow it. I doubt Beatrice is nearly as assertive as Meghan. And face it, there's so much room for improvement at this point that just getting rid of her raccoon eyes and getting a stylish hair cut would be an incredible improvement.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 9, 2018 6:32 PM |
Well, there's just no excitement for it. Unless the Royal Family passes out free food and ale, no one will show up. THe public enjoys a good party, and there was genuine affection for Harry because he is so popular, but Eugenie? Really? I feel sorry for her and I have to wonder if it was her mother pushing her to do it this way. Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | October 9, 2018 6:37 PM |
Two new photos have been released of the couple.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 9, 2018 7:21 PM |
In R181, there is a photo of Jack too. They look related because they are related (third cousins?).
by Anonymous | reply 182 | October 9, 2018 7:25 PM |
They're third cousins twice removed which is so distantly related it's barely worth mentioning.
The Queen and Prince Philip were much closer related. They were actual third cousins twice over which is much more worrying from a genetic viewpoint, though nothing new for royals of the past.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 9, 2018 7:33 PM |
Jon Snow is fucking his Aunt
by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 9, 2018 8:27 PM |
The British monarchy is a 1000 year old soap opera where, just like tv soaps, the roles change from year to year and decade to decade.
The "stars" are the Monarch and those in close succession to the throne.
OR, if you have sufficient star wattage of your own for some reason due to your looks or scandalous behavior.
Andrew was a "star" in the 80s because he was sexy and high up in succession, though he was always in support to the Charles and Diana storyline. He and Fergie had their own plot thread until they just started becoming embarrassing (also: no longer sexy) and the rise of William and Henry superseded the House of York. The Daughters of York weren't interesting enough, pretty enough, shocking enough or close enough in the line of succession to earn much public interest other than "Oh, god...what are those dreadfully dull girls wearing now?"
Basically, Andrew and the Yorks are the equivalent of aging tv stars bitter they aren't stars of their own show.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | October 9, 2018 8:42 PM |
The Queen's great grandfather, Edward VII, and Prince Philips great grandmother, Princess Alice, were brother and sister - both being the children of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert.
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by Anonymous | reply 187 | October 9, 2018 11:15 PM |
Well...it's way to small for Fergie's head so there goes that thought.
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by Anonymous | reply 189 | October 10, 2018 1:56 PM |
Seems George and Charlotte are in high demand for weddings. This may be the start of a whole new career for them. Wills & Katherine ought to charge fees and but in a special fund for when the monarchy dies.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | October 10, 2018 1:58 PM |
Photos and more info here.
Will she wear her mother's tiara? Is that bad luck? Will she want a rich America to suck her toes if she wears the tiara?
by Anonymous | reply 191 | October 10, 2018 2:29 PM |
No one cares about her tiara. No one. Fuck a tiara.
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by Anonymous | reply 193 | October 10, 2018 2:42 PM |
Hunny, Phil has to take care of his health. And he has an image to protect. He's not coming if it means he may shit his pants in church, or drool all over everyone. And if he can't walk on his own he will never allow himself to be photographed in a wheel chair. Never. He wants to be remembered as dashing right until the end.
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by Anonymous | reply 195 | October 10, 2018 2:45 PM |
Robbie Williams's 6-year-old daughter Theodora is also going to be a bridesmaid. That's... random.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | October 10, 2018 6:30 PM |
The DM wrongly described George & Charlotte as 2nd cousins of Eugenie.
Wrong.
They are first cousins once removed.
George, Charlotte and Louis are first cousins only of the soon to arrive child of Pippa and her husband.
George, Charlotte and Louis are second cousins to the children of Peter and Autumn Phillips, and Zara and Mike Tindall.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | October 10, 2018 6:38 PM |
Looking at those pics of the RF's children, it's clear that George and Charlotte are the most (actually only) attractive members of the BRF. Poor Lady Louise.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | October 10, 2018 6:50 PM |
Lady Louise has a lot of personality, and quite a bit of the "it" factor. Self confidence, which is saying something considering what she went through with her eye situation. But really Charlotte is the STAH! I wonder if Louis has a third eye or horns or something. They are really keeping him under wraps.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | October 10, 2018 8:12 PM |
Lady Louise is one of the plainest, gawkiest, least attractive teens in Britain. She hasn't got a single good feature. The clothes they buy her don't help either.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | October 10, 2018 8:28 PM |
I was pretty fucking hideous at her age, 14. Two years later... not too shabby to put it mildly. [REDACTED] years later I am pretty fucking hideous. The circle of looks. Let's see how it plays out.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | October 10, 2018 9:25 PM |
Lady Louise looks like her parents dropped her a lot when she was a baby.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 10, 2018 9:41 PM |
Eugenie needs to wear red lipstick more often. She looks great in that photo taken in Verbier last winter.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | October 10, 2018 9:55 PM |
[quote]Lady Louise looks like her parents dropped her a lot when she was a baby.
Lady Louise looks like she was born underwater, forgotten for a few minutes, resuscitated, shaken, dropped and resuscitated again.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 10, 2018 9:56 PM |
I think Lady Louise looks fine. She's the grandchild who most closely resembles the queen. For too long, her parents dressed her like a small child. Let's see what happens when she grows into her own style.
How come we never see her younger brother James?
by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 10, 2018 10:00 PM |
We didn't see Louise at all for years. It's only since she's become more active in carriage-driving that she's been seen more in public and photographed. The Wessex kids are brought up very privately cos that's what their parents want (and no-one cares about them).
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 10, 2018 10:08 PM |
I wonder if Prince Philip is really fading... not fast but steadily. Granted he is very old. But even though he hates Fergie it is well established he loves his grandchildren and is regarded with massive affection so I find it hard to believe he wouldn't just suck it up with the red head and attend the service and reception after. I wonder if he isn't much frailer than they let on.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | October 10, 2018 10:18 PM |
Philip shouldn't make his decision based on whether Fergie will be there. He survived Harry's wedding with Fergie in the same room. He can go to the wedding and catch a ride home before the requisite group family photo. OR...the could do this. Instead of one photo with the bride and groom, and their parents, siblings, and grandparents, they could do two photos. One with just the bride and groom and their parents. Then the second photo could include the grandparents and also ALL the cousins, aunts and uncles. That way, he won't have to stand close to her in the same photo. They can still be yards away from each other.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 10, 2018 10:23 PM |
Can we just get rid of the 'Koo Stark was a porn star' BS? She was a minor actress and went on to be quite a successful photographer. In hindsight, she would have been a much better choice for Duchess of York than Sarah. The children would certainly have been better looking.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 10, 2018 10:48 PM |
Also everybody says she is really a lovely person.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 10, 2018 11:46 PM |
I want to know what trick her dress designer is going to use to disguise her MASSIVE BAZOOMS!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 10, 2018 11:50 PM |
^ A bustle and handstand lessons.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 10, 2018 11:54 PM |
I've always thought Prince Andrew was the hot prince among the brothers. He and I are the same age and I got a hard-on whenever he was on the nightly news, back in the day. I wanted to be his valet. Yeah, I aimed high.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 11, 2018 12:04 AM |
I did, too, R213, until sordid deviant predilections came to light.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 11, 2018 12:50 AM |
Lord James is very cute. He’s going to be the Hot Windsor in his 20s, until he hits the brick wall like they all do.
Lady Louise....bless her heart.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 11, 2018 2:09 AM |
Eugenie, seen here with her cousin, is jogging hours at a time determined to whip those jugs into place.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | October 11, 2018 2:20 AM |
^ Yorkie Daniels.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 11, 2018 2:32 AM |
R211 et al, Aren't you aware that many, many men are extremely attracted to super busty women, and believe the bigger the better? I've even met some bi & gay men that are convinced being with a woman with huge breasts makes them appear to be more straight and/or the subject of envy.
Eugenie should be choosing fashions that flatter her bust line .
by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 11, 2018 2:32 AM |
r218 Agreed, but indulge me and show me some of these fashions you speak of that flatter such a massive bust yet retain modesty befitting her "station"? I would absolutely love to see her go full on tits up and out in a period costume. Think Elizabeth Berridge in "Amadeus". Sadly, I don't think that is going to happen.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 11, 2018 2:39 AM |
R215 There is no Lord James - his courtesy title is Viscount Severn.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | October 11, 2018 10:40 AM |
Those Wessex children always look like WW2 refugees. The Cambridge kids look like child models in a magazine for the upper classes. The Tindall girl looks like a future Honey Boo. And the older Phillips girl looks like a child of Satan, haha.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | October 11, 2018 10:48 AM |
C'mon, r218, it's a wedding dress for bride of the BRF, not some Jersey dago mob wedding dress where the tits are featured!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | October 11, 2018 11:37 AM |
R221 According to rules of eitquette for the BRF, all the other children must look mussed up and inferior to George Charlotte and eventually Louis. They all get their clothing for public appearances from a special "Rumpled Room" at Buckingham Palace, and an aide de camp musses up their hair for them just before they go out. Some times jam is smeared on their clothes for a special effect.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | October 11, 2018 12:02 PM |
I stand corrected R220. I forgot about the courtesy title thing. Hes not frequently a topic of discussion.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | October 11, 2018 12:12 PM |
R224 - the titles are interchangeable for me. Princess Margaret's son Viscount Linley was often known as "Lord Linley". He is now the Earl of Snowden after his father's death. His father was also known as "Lord Snowden" during his lifetime even though he was an Earl.
Diana's brother is Earl Spencer and he's referred to as "Lord Spencer" at times.
As far as Edward's son is concerned, I don't believe I've ever heard/seen him addressed as "Lord Severn". But then, his parents have given him a much more private childhood.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 11, 2018 2:09 PM |
So Beatrice is the Maid of Honor. I wonder what she'll wear and how she'll look. I pray they have someone do their make up who is a professional and who will insist that Beatrice not look like a raccoon trapped in an attic. No news has "leaked" about who is designing the dress? I mean this is not Katherine Cambridge. This is not Meghan Wales. This is Eugenie. It needn't be a secret.
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by Anonymous | reply 230 | October 11, 2018 2:44 PM |
Eugenie should absolutely NOT wear a high-necked gown. It's the worst choice for a woman with with big boobs . That "fashion designer" is a moron.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | October 11, 2018 2:45 PM |
R229, Those are just designs for a trim model-type made larger to accommodate full-figured women. Waistlines cut women in half and make them look heavier. I'd rather see her in a lengthening V-neckline with a see-through jacket overlay for modesty. Very full skirts also don't work.
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by Anonymous | reply 235 | October 11, 2018 2:49 PM |
Did the phone surrendering thng happen at Harry's wedding/reception?
by Anonymous | reply 236 | October 11, 2018 2:49 PM |
Sleeveless lace deep v-neck with an industrial strength uplift bra and a mermaid silhouette to highlight her hourglass figure, ie fitting the waist and the hips and then flaring out, sweep train. Veil to the floor only.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | October 11, 2018 2:55 PM |
I always love to go to Windsor! I've been several times and it's fun. The town itself is charming. Shopping, food, etc. When I have out of town guests Windsor is a great day trip. Other day trip I enjoy is either Oxford or Cambridge.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | October 11, 2018 2:57 PM |
Andrew tried to talk Eugenie into inviting Melania, but Betty said don't even go there... Andrew has lots of old photos of Mel. Big fan.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | October 11, 2018 2:58 PM |
So Camilla's grudge is about Andrew not supporting Charles when he was caught cheating on Diana!
She is a rottweiler!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | October 11, 2018 4:26 PM |
R239 - are you writing fiction or just shit disturbing for fun? If you're going to lie at least try to make it believable.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | October 11, 2018 4:32 PM |
I hope Eugenie takes some Udderall™ before the ceremony!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | October 11, 2018 4:54 PM |
This potential shit show will also be livestreamed on the BRFs YouTube channel.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | October 11, 2018 6:29 PM |
R243, Thank you, Hope they pick an entertaining host.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | October 11, 2018 6:37 PM |
That's 5 AM on the east coast. Does that include the guests walking in or is it the bride's arrival at the church?
by Anonymous | reply 245 | October 11, 2018 6:58 PM |
r245 I think the actual ceremony starts at 6 AM ET. Found this for even more viewing options (FB, Twatter, the aforementioned YouTube) and it says 6 AM ET for the ceremony.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | October 11, 2018 7:07 PM |
So I read that both Meghan and Kate will wear something they have worn before. I know Kate has done that before; it will be interesting to see if Meghan does.
Did I read that article posted above right? Is Charles leaving after the Royal family lunch and pictures? He is not attending the reception at Andrew's place? I assume the Queen and Philip will retire after the lunch as well. And there's a party the next day too. Which Harry and Meghan will also miss because of their flight to Australia.
Poor Eugenie. This is really starting to feel like the Royal snub.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | October 11, 2018 7:19 PM |
r245 - The wedding agenda or procession is all over the internet.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | October 11, 2018 7:44 PM |
Thanks so much for your helpful link R248. Asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | October 11, 2018 9:01 PM |
This grifter bitch wont look better at her wedding than I did at mine...
by Anonymous | reply 250 | October 11, 2018 9:05 PM |
r245 and r249 - Guests to meet at the Farm Shop, on the edge of Home Park
10.15am: Congregation to be seated in St. George’s Chapel
10.25am – 10.55am: Members of the royal family and Jack Brooksbank's family arrive at St George’s Chapel. The Queen is expected to be the last royal to arrive ahead of Princess Eugenie, who will be accompanied by Prince Andrew
11.00am: Princess Eugenie arrives and service begins
The happy couple will exchange vows in front of the Dean of Windsor, the Right Rev David Conner.
Eugenie appears to have paid a sweet tribute to her parents, the Duke and Duchess of York, by choosing the Archbishop of York John Sentamu to lead the prayers.
11.55am: Service ends
12.10pm: Guests will make their way on foot to the reception hosted by the Queen at Windsor Castle.
Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank embark on a 15-minute carriage ride around Windsor.
They will leave from the Royal Mews out of Windsor Castle and travel on to part of the High Street, before returning via Cambridge Gate, but they will not travel down the Long Walk like Eugenie's cousin and his bride.
3.30pm: Reception at Windsor Castle ends. Motor coaches will return guests to the Farm Shop
Evening: Although the venue has not officially been confirmed by Buckingham Palace, Eugenie and Jack are reportedly having their evening party at her father Prince Andrew's home, The Royal Lodge at Windsor.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | October 11, 2018 9:27 PM |
Thanks R251 / R248 You have redeemed yourself! Seriously, very helpful, thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | October 11, 2018 9:29 PM |
I'm quite surprised Camilla isn't attending. You'd think she'd want to avoid bad publicity. I'd say she's the most widely-disliked member of the Royal Family (although she isn't as hated as she was about ten years ago). True, there are lots of people who hate the Cambridges and the Sussexes, but that's balanced out by the fact that they have many fans. Camilla doesn't. Skipping the wedding of her niece-by-marriage just seems petty. I know the official line is that she'd already committed to charity work but let's face it, the Royals already have plenty of time on their hands. She could easily have rescheduled, given how far in advance she knew about the wedding. She's going to become queen in the not-too-distant future and you'd think she'd want to improve her image.
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by Anonymous | reply 254 | October 11, 2018 9:43 PM |
That's worthy of Amy Farrah-Fowler, R254
by Anonymous | reply 255 | October 11, 2018 9:54 PM |
Imagine how Charles and Camilla are going to treat Andrew and fam when Queen Elizabeth dies? I don't think it will be pretty.
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by Anonymous | reply 258 | October 11, 2018 10:12 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 259 | October 11, 2018 10:20 PM |
Is it over yet? How did it go?
by Anonymous | reply 260 | October 11, 2018 10:29 PM |
Great, r260. They're honeymooning in Africa.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | October 11, 2018 10:35 PM |
...Forgot to add ....'With Fergie", r260
by Anonymous | reply 262 | October 11, 2018 10:42 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 263 | October 11, 2018 11:19 PM |
That said, girl needs to get her eyebrows sculpted. A nice arch would work wonders.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | October 11, 2018 11:20 PM |
If Meagain is recycling I pray it is that disastrous bedspread dress!
by Anonymous | reply 265 | October 11, 2018 11:35 PM |
[quote]There is no Lord James - his courtesy title is Viscount Severn.
Correct. He would be referred to in conversation as Lord Severn.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | October 11, 2018 11:36 PM |
Eugenie looks happy. Good for her.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | October 12, 2018 12:23 AM |
For her processional down the aisle at St. George's, her sister has switched out the trumpet fanfare Fergie insisted on with this:
by Anonymous | reply 268 | October 12, 2018 12:29 AM |
She looks like Frida Kahlo.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | October 12, 2018 12:30 AM |
It must be fucking weird being a ten-year-old named Viscount Severn. I know they all just call him James, but still.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | October 12, 2018 12:35 AM |
So will Prince George and Princess Charlotte make it down the aisle? Who was that wicked little girl that tossed him down the hillside? Will she be there? She will be aiming for him. I know the type.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | October 12, 2018 12:39 AM |
Re that designer in the DM speculating on Euge's wedding dress - who the hell wears a turtleneck wedding gown? Definitely not someone with gigatitc ta-tas.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | October 12, 2018 1:46 AM |
A line, scoop neck. Probably satin. Quite simple.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | October 12, 2018 1:54 AM |
Nice girls don't show cleavage at their wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | October 12, 2018 1:55 AM |
R222, if I remember correctly, that dress is actually either a Russian or Russian satellite country wedding dress. The Russian style tiara is a clue.
If you want to see nightmares, google "revealing wedding dresses."
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by Anonymous | reply 277 | October 12, 2018 2:29 AM |
R23 if she's had work she needs to fire the doc.
She looks awful. Would a little Botox kill her??
by Anonymous | reply 278 | October 12, 2018 2:36 AM |
R277, were those dresses some kind of period costumes for some special pageant? Atrocities all three of them. Beatrice actually looks quite pretty without all the make up.
Prince Andrew as he's portrayed in The Windsors on Netflix is probably close to the real Andrew. Same with Fergie and the girls. Every time I see any of them now I think of the way they come across on Netflix! Especially the Yorks, Charles and William and Harry. I like Netflix Katherine better than the real one. Edward too, and Netflix Princess Anne is priceless. All very well cast.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | October 12, 2018 3:18 AM |
Her Majesty allegedly watches The Crown and likes it. She's reported as saying to friends that she liked The King's Speech and that it was 75 per cent accurate.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | October 12, 2018 4:03 AM |
R279, That was supposedly for a ball thrown in honor of Bea's 18th birthday. I suppose 'ball' is the operative word, since they look like they're dressed in Disney costumes.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | October 12, 2018 4:08 AM |
I just got home from work on the east coast, can’t decide whether to get up at 5 to watch it live or watch the repeat.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | October 12, 2018 5:55 AM |
Who is this bitch?
by Anonymous | reply 283 | October 12, 2018 6:06 AM |
I may need an intern, as I am on the west coast and fading fast. Anyone interested raise your R's, otherwise I will try to gut through. I can't imagine this going to 600 but if it does, and I flake out, let's call it Princess Eugenie's Wedding: Official Thread Part 2. Please add the word "intern" in your signature. I really have a vibe that there will be some good shit to heckle from this, like a drunk Fergie, or MM making a scene, but I could be sadly wrong. Let's hope that is not the case!
by Anonymous | reply 284 | October 12, 2018 6:07 AM |
We will all pray for you...and hope we meet again on the other side of the thread.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | October 12, 2018 6:19 AM |
Aww, thanks r285! I really thought I could go the distance, but it is looking kind of slim. I'll be fucking furious if I miss out on anything as you know they will take any untoward behaviour out in the replay.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | October 12, 2018 6:24 AM |
Wait, I thought this wedding was already over. It's tomorrow morning? Whatever.
Bea's 18th birthday ball was fancy dress, I think it had a Victorian theme that ended up looking very Disney. If I recall correctly it cost 700,000 pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | October 12, 2018 6:42 AM |
Don’t worry, if there’s any scandal some bitch will see that it winds up on YouTube.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | October 12, 2018 6:42 AM |
Arrivals underway! It's windy in Windsor!
by Anonymous | reply 291 | October 12, 2018 8:35 AM |
Pretty funny site, watching the women clutching their hats against the gale force winds.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | October 12, 2018 8:40 AM |
Was that Fergie having to show her pass? The one in the pink?
by Anonymous | reply 293 | October 12, 2018 8:43 AM |
Kind of a tatty bunch...
by Anonymous | reply 294 | October 12, 2018 8:47 AM |
All those expensive hairdoos ruined! All that's missing is pouring rain.
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by Anonymous | reply 296 | October 12, 2018 9:04 AM |
Robbie Williams and His Mrs. are apparently the George and Amal of this wedding. She was waving! What a chav.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | October 12, 2018 9:10 AM |
Ugh - some of the guests look so trashy
by Anonymous | reply 299 | October 12, 2018 9:10 AM |
Pretty sad seeing some of the onlookers wearing wedding guest outfits and hats.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | October 12, 2018 9:12 AM |
Robbie and his wife are neighbors of a friend of mine. They're disgusting cunts. Why are they at a royal wedding, even a second-tier one?
by Anonymous | reply 301 | October 12, 2018 9:13 AM |
I don't remember guests having to show their invites at the gate as it were with Harry and Sparkles wedding, or am I remembering wrong? Seems odd.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | October 12, 2018 9:14 AM |
Demi Moore and Naomi Campbell, too! When they ask to confiscate her phone, will she lob it at them?
by Anonymous | reply 303 | October 12, 2018 9:14 AM |
Demi Moore is in attendance according to the Mail. Just saw Naomi Campbell and Liv Tyler arrive.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | October 12, 2018 9:14 AM |
Is that Stephen Fry?
by Anonymous | reply 306 | October 12, 2018 9:16 AM |
Whos that woman wearing the white socks with red sandals?
by Anonymous | reply 307 | October 12, 2018 9:16 AM |
Some of these guests look like the just threw on the first thing they found on the bedroom floor. Some are quite natty though I must say. I wish there was someone narrating.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | October 12, 2018 9:18 AM |
[quote] Can we just get rid of the 'Koo Stark was a porn star' BS?
No, of course not, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Koo Stark was the Megan Markle of her day. Pity she couldn't close the deal the way Megs did.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | October 12, 2018 9:19 AM |
Was wondering that myself r307. God, this "crowd" gives a whole new meaning to "sparse"
by Anonymous | reply 310 | October 12, 2018 9:19 AM |
What channel is this thing on?
Are the streets still filled with cops and no crowds?
by Anonymous | reply 311 | October 12, 2018 9:21 AM |
Hah! The winds are really picking up. I hope a torrent of rain shows up when Harry and MM trot down the lane.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | October 12, 2018 9:23 AM |
I'm watching the live feed on the telegraph website. Some of the guests have been ....... interestingly dressed. The attention seeking woman in the top hat was my last "Holy Shit" moment
by Anonymous | reply 313 | October 12, 2018 9:25 AM |
Cara Delvigne turned up working her bullshit non binary identity in a fucking top hat and tails. She looks ridiculous. Such poor taste, showing up the bride by wearing something she knows will create controversy.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | October 12, 2018 9:25 AM |
Ten years from now these two will be on DL cunting about what they witnessed at the wedding.
They'll be accused of lying.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | October 12, 2018 9:26 AM |
Anne!
by Anonymous | reply 316 | October 12, 2018 9:26 AM |
Stephan Fry & his sullen sugar baby...
Robbie Williams is chewing gum in the church.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | October 12, 2018 9:26 AM |
As predicted, MM is wearing black/dark navy
by Anonymous | reply 318 | October 12, 2018 9:28 AM |
Kate looks lovely though
by Anonymous | reply 319 | October 12, 2018 9:28 AM |
Meg just arrived, dark navy blue knee-length dress and matching cape/coat. Didn't get a good look.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | October 12, 2018 9:29 AM |
Here comes the royal minibus
by Anonymous | reply 321 | October 12, 2018 9:29 AM |
Robbie Williams turned up clutching his poor mum who looked drunk and his anorexic wife who waved to the crowd! What a trashtastic event!
by Anonymous | reply 322 | October 12, 2018 9:29 AM |
Princess Anne looks like a bird of prey.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | October 12, 2018 9:30 AM |
What channel is this ON
by Anonymous | reply 324 | October 12, 2018 9:30 AM |
No crowds at all on the Great Avenue. How pitiful.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | October 12, 2018 9:31 AM |
MM looks, once again, trying to look pregnant in an I Love Lucy maternity coat. And, also once again, her hair is a fucking mess!
by Anonymous | reply 326 | October 12, 2018 9:31 AM |
R324, I'm watching it on TLC.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | October 12, 2018 9:32 AM |
Let's see if Phil decided to show up today.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | October 12, 2018 9:32 AM |
[quote]Robbie Williams and His Mrs. are apparently the George and Amal of this wedding.
Aren't George and Amal the George and Amal of this wedding? I thought the groom worked for George's tequila company?
by Anonymous | reply 329 | October 12, 2018 9:34 AM |
This is so embarrassing - I wonder if Andrew will regret forcing it on everyone
by Anonymous | reply 330 | October 12, 2018 9:35 AM |
And now MM is scratching and picking at her head.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | October 12, 2018 9:35 AM |
George and Amal aren’t there, neither is Cindy Crawford and her hubby.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | October 12, 2018 9:36 AM |
Kate - Alexander McQueen
MM - Givenchy
by Anonymous | reply 333 | October 12, 2018 9:36 AM |
So far, this is making Harry and MM's wedding look high fucking end. This really is sort of sad.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | October 12, 2018 9:37 AM |
Fergiebhasvarrived after the groom.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | October 12, 2018 9:38 AM |
Thanks to all who can add extra detail like r333. I am stuck with the BRF feed. No commentary, and I have no clue how far ahead or behind I am.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | October 12, 2018 9:39 AM |
Fergie is drunk. Wandered over to the crowd before entering the chapel. What a clusterfuck.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | October 12, 2018 9:39 AM |
Kelly Green, Fergie? Really?
by Anonymous | reply 338 | October 12, 2018 9:39 AM |
OMG - someone throw Fergie back in the car and drive her home!
by Anonymous | reply 339 | October 12, 2018 9:40 AM |
Yep Fergie is on something alright. How mortifying.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | October 12, 2018 9:40 AM |
Beatrice was looking concerned. Fergie Osborn’s out of it. Sitting on the royal side making faces at people. NO SHIT!
by Anonymous | reply 342 | October 12, 2018 9:42 AM |
Fergie's hat was ripped from the head of a gondolier.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | October 12, 2018 9:43 AM |
I'm outside the US so am stuck watching a live feed, but i am seeing a lot of the bare streets and it's so sad.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | October 12, 2018 9:44 AM |
Kate and Will holding hands. Meg’s talking to Princess Anne.
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by Anonymous | reply 347 | October 12, 2018 9:46 AM |
Charlotte working the crowd; George looking sour
And the other kid just fell up the stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | October 12, 2018 9:49 AM |
Robbie Williams is sitting opposite the royals, his daughter is a flower girl. Dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | October 12, 2018 9:50 AM |
Thanks R344! I was sick of the feed I had been watching. I don't ever remember Will and Kate being so lovey dovey. Interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | October 12, 2018 9:50 AM |
No Philip.Figured that.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | October 12, 2018 9:52 AM |
I hate to say it, but George is starting to look like Louie Armstrong.
The children's sashes are reproductions of a painting.
Phil and Liz have arrived.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | October 12, 2018 9:52 AM |
Beatrice really is INCREDIBLY homely, isn't she.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | October 12, 2018 9:53 AM |
Philip arrived with The Queen.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | October 12, 2018 9:53 AM |
Phillip looks like a marionette
by Anonymous | reply 355 | October 12, 2018 9:53 AM |
Phil's there, the old shit...
by Anonymous | reply 356 | October 12, 2018 9:53 AM |
Beatrice has visible clumps of eyelash glue.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | October 12, 2018 9:54 AM |
I was wrong! Phil made the scene! I love how it looked like Bea was lecturing her fucked up mum. Hah!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | October 12, 2018 9:54 AM |
The groom is wearing specs! There are no words.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | October 12, 2018 9:55 AM |
Sarah & Beatrice look like a couple of chubby barmaids.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | October 12, 2018 9:55 AM |
Fergie has 'calmed her nerves' quite considerably...
by Anonymous | reply 362 | October 12, 2018 9:56 AM |
There's a woman behind the groom in a blue hat who is giving such an evil glare. Maybe there will be an objection moment
by Anonymous | reply 363 | October 12, 2018 9:57 AM |
This is a lot more low rent than I expected, and my expectations were already pretty low.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | October 12, 2018 9:57 AM |
Eug about to arrive. No veil.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | October 12, 2018 9:57 AM |
The dress looks lovely though. She obviously didn't choose it then
by Anonymous | reply 366 | October 12, 2018 9:58 AM |
Eug can’t walk in her thick, chunky gown
by Anonymous | reply 367 | October 12, 2018 9:59 AM |
An exposed back. Let's see how those tits behave.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | October 12, 2018 9:59 AM |
Oh god that fabric is WAY to heavy! How dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | October 12, 2018 10:00 AM |
Too many steps to climb. I like her dress. The groom should have worn his contacts instead of glasses.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | October 12, 2018 10:00 AM |
Queen Mum tiara. Exposed back. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | October 12, 2018 10:00 AM |
Can't walk in her dress and colour in her tiara...
This is the royal equivalent of a camo wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | October 12, 2018 10:01 AM |
Now the groom took off his glasses
by Anonymous | reply 373 | October 12, 2018 10:01 AM |
She is literally LURCHING down the aisle! Holy fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 374 | October 12, 2018 10:02 AM |
I think the dress is nice, but i have to admit I was expecting a complete disaster. Sweet that the groom looked tearful.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | October 12, 2018 10:02 AM |
The lady in the blue hat and spotted outfit still looks incredibly sour
by Anonymous | reply 376 | October 12, 2018 10:02 AM |
She has TENDRILS!
by Anonymous | reply 377 | October 12, 2018 10:02 AM |
The fabric looks like embossed wrapping paper.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | October 12, 2018 10:03 AM |
Eugenie looks like she's lost a lot of weight.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | October 12, 2018 10:03 AM |
Kaye Moss is the lady in the spotted outfit.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | October 12, 2018 10:03 AM |
Sorry, KATE Moss!
by Anonymous | reply 381 | October 12, 2018 10:04 AM |
They are taking turns looking like they might vomit. That girl can't move in that dress for shit. Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | October 12, 2018 10:04 AM |
Eugenie has her mother's walk.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | October 12, 2018 10:05 AM |
The dress looks like it is made from the same fabric as my gran’s Xmas tablecloth!
by Anonymous | reply 384 | October 12, 2018 10:05 AM |
The groom looks like he is going to faint.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | October 12, 2018 10:06 AM |
He's probably just realised how many vacations he'll have to take with that revolting family.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | October 12, 2018 10:07 AM |
Yup, R383, they are both as bow-legged as a couple of old cowpokes.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | October 12, 2018 10:07 AM |
Tendrils: The Sequel
by Anonymous | reply 388 | October 12, 2018 10:07 AM |
She keeps looking at him and he looks like he can barely stand up.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | October 12, 2018 10:08 AM |
The stairs were a disaster. The dress is better than Meg's but that's not saying much. It's too heavy.
What's with the two stop wedding vows? That's a new one. The tiara's all wrong, big honking emeralds for a bride? Otherwise she looks very pretty and she has definitely lost weight.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | October 12, 2018 10:09 AM |
The groom is either gonna barf or bolt....lookin' unsteady.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | October 12, 2018 10:09 AM |
Poor Eugenie...she's WILLING him to get through this.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | October 12, 2018 10:10 AM |
It was sweet that the ugly sister popped out into the aisle to fix the train of Eug's dess. Andrew was working it too, and he was fixing it outside.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | October 12, 2018 10:10 AM |
She is putting on a cut glass accent.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | October 12, 2018 10:11 AM |
He cannot get ring over her big knuckle. This is the gift that keeps on giving.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | October 12, 2018 10:12 AM |
R394, on Australia we call that accent ‘piss elegant’.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | October 12, 2018 10:13 AM |
Bea keeps trying to corral her mum, even during the vows. Yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | October 12, 2018 10:14 AM |
I'll bet that Beatrice will be crying into her pillow tonight. Not only is she the last to wed but now her sister is at least 3 sizes smaller than her.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | October 12, 2018 10:15 AM |
Where is HM? I only saw her getting out of the car, and a bit of her walking in.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | October 12, 2018 10:15 AM |
I'm not sure about the dress or the emerald and diamond tiara but the bride looks good.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | October 12, 2018 10:15 AM |
Maybe cocaine Kate was glaring because she got stuck in the secondary room with the rest of the riff-raff. Why would she and Naomi and Demi Moore all be there anyway?
Are they friends of Eugenie's? No. The groom's? No. Fergie and Andrew's? No.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | October 12, 2018 10:16 AM |
Man, that Karl Lagerfeld sure can sing!
by Anonymous | reply 402 | October 12, 2018 10:18 AM |
Bocelli has facial wasting. He looks unwell
by Anonymous | reply 403 | October 12, 2018 10:18 AM |
Who is this ghoul?
by Anonymous | reply 405 | October 12, 2018 10:19 AM |
He's such a minor singer.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | October 12, 2018 10:19 AM |
Meghan getting out of the car with her bird legs for all to see.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | October 12, 2018 10:19 AM |
I like the dress, but then again, I was anticipating something more along these lines:
by Anonymous | reply 408 | October 12, 2018 10:20 AM |
Reading from The Great Gatsby .Do they even know what this book is about?
by Anonymous | reply 409 | October 12, 2018 10:20 AM |
Did she just give Jack's thumb a handjob??
by Anonymous | reply 410 | October 12, 2018 10:20 AM |
Bea is working her cut glass accent as well. Ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | October 12, 2018 10:21 AM |
Lots of green outfits including pregnant Pippa.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | October 12, 2018 10:21 AM |
I wonder how long she practised that - such enthusiasm, but so little ability.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | October 12, 2018 10:21 AM |
Jesus this is fucking dull. Not even a fun shit show, just a dud.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | October 12, 2018 10:23 AM |
Perhaps scowly Kate Moss can take aside Fatty Beatrice and show her some of her best purging techniques.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | October 12, 2018 10:23 AM |
Oh, shit.....the bloody blind Italian is bleeting again.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | October 12, 2018 10:23 AM |
Just thinking the same thing, R409. Though it may qualify as The Great American Novel so far as any book can claim that title, I figure a book about a chameleon con artist not quite successfully passing himself off as a gentleman ought to translate just fine across the pond.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | October 12, 2018 10:24 AM |
Bleating.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | October 12, 2018 10:24 AM |
Eugenie looks very good.
Her dress >>>>>>>> Megan's mess
by Anonymous | reply 421 | October 12, 2018 10:24 AM |
Flowers at St George's Chapel. A little too much. Click on for three photos.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | October 12, 2018 10:25 AM |
Is this singer blind? Why the sunglasses?
by Anonymous | reply 423 | October 12, 2018 10:25 AM |
It's turned very funereal. Perhaps Megs dressed for the occasion after all.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | October 12, 2018 10:26 AM |
I think she looks beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | October 12, 2018 10:26 AM |
Hahahahaha R419. I feel you.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | October 12, 2018 10:26 AM |
I like the flowers. There's a lot of them but the colors are lovely.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | October 12, 2018 10:26 AM |
Maybe r421, but not by much at all. I agree this has a very funereal vibe r424
by Anonymous | reply 428 | October 12, 2018 10:27 AM |
Are they that fucking illiterate that they don't know what the fuck The Great Gatsby was about?
by Anonymous | reply 430 | October 12, 2018 10:28 AM |
Has Eugenie actually READ The Great Gatsby?
It ends in tragedy with the hero dead.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | October 12, 2018 10:28 AM |
Eugenie needs to stop grinning.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | October 12, 2018 10:28 AM |
She read Gatsby and thought Jay reminded her of Jack. Crazy! Gatsby is a doomed fraud of a man helplessly in love with a rich bitch who leaves him for dead (literally). This is just bizarre.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | October 12, 2018 10:28 AM |
It's an autumn wedding, can't compare with summer wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | October 12, 2018 10:28 AM |
The groom has developed a distinct expression of buyers remorse now
by Anonymous | reply 435 | October 12, 2018 10:28 AM |
The actress always finds the camera even in church.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | October 12, 2018 10:29 AM |
Gatsby is a weird choice but at least it's personal.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | October 12, 2018 10:29 AM |
No Rogue Reverends or over-exuberant gospel choirs this time out, and Phil probably has the remote control to the trap door for any speaker or singer who goes over 2 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | October 12, 2018 10:30 AM |
This sermon has such a "warning" vibe. How odd. This whole wedding is really off.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | October 12, 2018 10:30 AM |
I'm guessing she liked the movie with Leo....
by Anonymous | reply 441 | October 12, 2018 10:30 AM |
Jeebus...MeAgain's hair is looking nappy.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | October 12, 2018 10:31 AM |
Dear god, Fergie just looks TERRIBLE.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | October 12, 2018 10:32 AM |
R442 I just love her. She is so much the opposite of her brother.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | October 12, 2018 10:32 AM |
Hasn't Jack had Royal lessons?
He has twitchy face.
Bloody Commoner.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | October 12, 2018 10:32 AM |
Yes, it's all very "let's hope it works out" and now here are some funeral dirges.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | October 12, 2018 10:33 AM |
Did Stephen Fry bring a Fraggle?
by Anonymous | reply 448 | October 12, 2018 10:34 AM |
Fergie is WASTED. Poor Bea having to do the caretaker role. I see they are trying to keep the camera off her as much as possible
by Anonymous | reply 449 | October 12, 2018 10:34 AM |
The golden tapestry is gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | October 12, 2018 10:36 AM |
So....two more royal weddings then we get a funeral!!!
by Anonymous | reply 453 | October 12, 2018 10:37 AM |
Is Meghan wearing a coat or is that her dress? Her skinny ankles look like they could snap.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | October 12, 2018 10:38 AM |
Where the hell is Liz?
by Anonymous | reply 455 | October 12, 2018 10:38 AM |
You gonna have the royal funeral LONG BEFORE the next royal wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | October 12, 2018 10:38 AM |
I like her dress.
And, Eugenie has a Hermione Grainger thing going on.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | October 12, 2018 10:38 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 459 | October 12, 2018 10:39 AM |
Jack is either going to barf or faint.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | October 12, 2018 10:39 AM |
Fergie's hat is truly revolting.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | October 12, 2018 10:39 AM |
Jack looks like a nervous mess, poor guy.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | October 12, 2018 10:39 AM |
Fucking hell R457. I have to say the dressmaker did a great job of taming Yuge's tits. Do we know the designer yet?
by Anonymous | reply 465 | October 12, 2018 10:40 AM |
Poor Louise, she doesn't deserve that.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | October 12, 2018 10:40 AM |
Who chose the music? I would swear this was a funeral if I didn't know better.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | October 12, 2018 10:41 AM |
Actually a lovely ceremony, Fergie looks wonderful, Eugenie is quite pretty
by Anonymous | reply 468 | October 12, 2018 10:41 AM |
The bride and groom with Kate Moss in the background.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | October 12, 2018 10:42 AM |
Sorry, Yuge's hair is a disaster. She should have worn a veil. Not in a mean way, but her look is just so...janky.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | October 12, 2018 10:43 AM |
Her hair looks better than Meghan's did.
Poor Fergie with pit stains.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | October 12, 2018 10:44 AM |
Will Fergie's hat take off at the end of this dirge?
I hope.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | October 12, 2018 10:45 AM |
She'll never live those pit stains down. Never.
How could she not take care of that ahead of time? What a slag.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | October 12, 2018 10:46 AM |
R472 Fergie looks like she's about to have barf stains the way she's wobbling.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | October 12, 2018 10:46 AM |
OOOOOH! Andrew is bossing people about!!!
by Anonymous | reply 476 | October 12, 2018 10:46 AM |
There they are! Phil looks more animated than HM. I wonder what's up?
by Anonymous | reply 478 | October 12, 2018 10:48 AM |
The rhythm of the ceremony is off. Too somber in parts, jarring in others. Where are the Beckhams and the Clooneys? Andrew is a bossy prick and poor Lady Louise had her knickers on display as she tripped up the stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | October 12, 2018 10:49 AM |
That buttressing is amazing. Must be gorgeous to see inside.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | October 12, 2018 10:50 AM |
Very funereal but Eugenie looked beautiful. Her makeup was a bit too heavy but still nice. The dress was perfect for her. Hair and tiara were good choices.
Jack was a red, wobbly mess.
It was a huge difference from the tone of the marriage of Meghan and Harry.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | October 12, 2018 10:50 AM |
It must be incredibly boring to be a guest to that, especially if you know you are only there are a "celebrity" showpiece, not that you actually know or like the couple.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | October 12, 2018 10:51 AM |
Savannah Phillips and George acting up (two photos).
by Anonymous | reply 484 | October 12, 2018 10:52 AM |
At least it will all over soon.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | October 12, 2018 10:52 AM |
Well said r479 I did not know that about Louise. I have such a soft spot for her, and she is at that awful age. I hope no one teases her for it.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | October 12, 2018 10:52 AM |
^^^ it will be over soon.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | October 12, 2018 10:53 AM |
Eugene's dress was designed by Peter Pilotto and Christopher De Vos
Princess Eugenie is wearing the Greville Emerald Kokoshnik Tiara, lent to her by Her Majesty The Queen. The tiara was made by Boucheron for Mrs Greville in 1919 in the fashionable ‘kokoshnik’ style popularised in the Russian Imperial Court.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | October 12, 2018 10:53 AM |
Poor Beatrice has one of those faces where it looks like you have been caricatured, but it's actually just your everyday, biological face.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | October 12, 2018 10:53 AM |
R484 Great snap. Princess George is getting, um...happier...by the minute.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | October 12, 2018 10:54 AM |
When the go to these overhead shots, I keep expecting a casket to enter. What a weird sense of foreboding.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | October 12, 2018 10:55 AM |
OK, get the hook. Enough. Way too fucking long and turgid
by Anonymous | reply 492 | October 12, 2018 10:56 AM |
Some of the guests: Cara Delevingne (in tux below), Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Stephen Fry, Ellie Goulding, Liv Tyler, Robbie Williams, James Blunt and Demi Moore.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | October 12, 2018 10:56 AM |
I love George, He is so expressive. ThevQueen looks as fed up as the rest of us.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | October 12, 2018 10:57 AM |
Liz seems to be shrinking by the second.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | October 12, 2018 10:57 AM |
Someone done slipped that boy-child some go-go juice and a few pixy stix, R490.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | October 12, 2018 10:57 AM |
Holy shit, HM does not look well at all. She is yellow, and she usually has that gorgeous glow. I am worried.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | October 12, 2018 10:58 AM |
From Twitter:
"Princess Eugenie asked for her wedding dress be designed with a low back as a tribute to the hospital where she had a childhood scoliosis operation."
Lots of tweets about the open back dress showing the surgery scars.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | October 12, 2018 10:59 AM |
Who chooses a dress to show their surgery scars? Everything has to be a bloody statement these days. So over it.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | October 12, 2018 11:01 AM |
This is ridiculous and a bit sad. I've had more people at a backyard BBQ than this.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | October 12, 2018 11:02 AM |
The dress was pretty. And, very flattering for her awkward figure.
Her back looked great!
She looked radiant.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | October 12, 2018 11:03 AM |
They are not going to make her ride through town in that carriage with hardly anybody out to see them.
Oh how humiliating. Andrew's such a prick.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | October 12, 2018 11:03 AM |
Cara Develigne looked like a tosser. What a nasty little attention whore.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | October 12, 2018 11:04 AM |
did anyone else's feed cut out? I wanted to see the stupid carriage ride.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | October 12, 2018 11:04 AM |
R503, Did you notice the toothpick in her mouth! Nasty bint.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | October 12, 2018 11:05 AM |
[quote]Dear lord in heaven!
Poor Charlotte's perfect little pose -- upstaged by Lady Louise's knickers!
by Anonymous | reply 506 | October 12, 2018 11:05 AM |
Take an early shower, Eugenie's Wedding Troll, you're bringing everybody down with your whiny remarks.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | October 12, 2018 11:05 AM |
Andrew really is a nasty piece of work. We are going to get the full carriage horror, here in Australia, I’ll keep you posted.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | October 12, 2018 11:06 AM |
AGREED R499!
by Anonymous | reply 509 | October 12, 2018 11:06 AM |
So there are people on the streets. Not huge crowds but passable.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | October 12, 2018 11:08 AM |
r507 you are new here, aren't you?
by Anonymous | reply 511 | October 12, 2018 11:08 AM |
That was much shorter than Prince Harry's wedding
by Anonymous | reply 512 | October 12, 2018 11:09 AM |
The Earl and Countess of Wessex (Edward and Sophie) with their son James
by Anonymous | reply 513 | October 12, 2018 11:09 AM |
Getting sleepy... Good night, kittens, thanks for the commentary!
by Anonymous | reply 514 | October 12, 2018 11:10 AM |
Super fast carriage ride. No crowds on the long walk at all. Sad!
by Anonymous | reply 515 | October 12, 2018 11:11 AM |
Another lady in green - Autumn and Peter Phillips.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | October 12, 2018 11:11 AM |
R515 - I don't think the carriage went on the long walk so there wouldn't be too many in that location. It was a shorter procession for this wedding compared to Harry's.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | October 12, 2018 11:12 AM |
Pippa Middleton was there along with her sexy bro. She is due to have a kid any day now. She looks rather vile in olive green.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | October 12, 2018 11:14 AM |
The Queen is shrinking but Philip is still pretty ramrod straight.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | October 12, 2018 11:15 AM |
I drifted off for a minute and snapped awake thinking a funeral was on. I even thought I heard a commentator say, "just think, a few months ago they were all gathered together for a wedding..." Jeez.
But on to more disturbing content, here's some nose-picking and snot-eating:
by Anonymous | reply 522 | October 12, 2018 11:16 AM |
I felt a bit sorry for Andrew. Sarah was so wasted and so busy mugging and waving at passers-by that he was forced into the 'mother of the bride' stuff like straightening Eugenie's train for her. Sarah either threw up or was given a stern talking-to during the bit where they disappeared into the vestibule. She emerged looking physically ill and Andrew looked well pissed off.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | October 12, 2018 11:18 AM |
In the case we need a second thread, here you go. Off to sleep. I had a lovely time with you guys!
by Anonymous | reply 525 | October 12, 2018 11:19 AM |
We're perfectly capable of doing our own new thread in a hundred posts if one is needed. Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | October 12, 2018 11:20 AM |
Die in a grease fire r527
by Anonymous | reply 528 | October 12, 2018 11:22 AM |
In the case we need a second thread, here you go. Off to sleep. I had a lovely time with you guys!
I wish we could say the same. Don't give up your day job, girl.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | October 12, 2018 11:24 AM |
[quote]I hate to say it, but George is starting to look like Louie Armstrong.
Satchmo?
by Anonymous | reply 530 | October 12, 2018 11:25 AM |
The bride's scar. Most people would cover scars up but I guess she's owning hers.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | October 12, 2018 11:27 AM |
No, Satchmo's name is spelled "Louis" and the "s" is always pronounced. No one would spell it "Louie".
by Anonymous | reply 533 | October 12, 2018 11:28 AM |
Oh no, R530. How did I do that?
I meant Louie Anderson.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | October 12, 2018 11:31 AM |
Who is the handsome guest with long gray hair?
by Anonymous | reply 541 | October 12, 2018 11:41 AM |
The short carriage drive through the town of Windsor.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | October 12, 2018 11:42 AM |
Bride looked radiiant. Do you think Jack was just nervous? Or something else involved? Really 7 years is a very long time to be dating.
How does Cara D know the bride/groom? Surprised there were celebs at all for this very low-key wedding.
Very formal and proper with the exception of the reading of The Great Gatsby. Would this be the norm for British upper crust and Royal weddings?
by Anonymous | reply 543 | October 12, 2018 11:42 AM |
Her makeup was a little heavy but she looked lovely.
by Anonymous | reply 545 | October 12, 2018 11:49 AM |
Bride did look lovely. Poised and happy.
Poor Beatrice.
Poor Fergie's pit stains. All that gawping and face pulling. Dear Fergie. Chelsy Davy actually makes me think of Fergie. I think they're the same brash loud character. I think we probably would have hated her as much as Megain with her wishbones, but in a different way.
You have to give Meagain credit, her recycling rendered her unnoticeable. Kate shone in her jewel tone. And Kate has great, shapely legs.
I thought the flowers were terrific. It was beautifully done compared to the previous wedding, which was very plain.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | October 12, 2018 11:51 AM |
Charlotte fell while walking up the steps.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | October 12, 2018 11:51 AM |
Chelsy is back! Hang in there girl, it worked for Cammy!
by Anonymous | reply 548 | October 12, 2018 11:51 AM |
Is PrinCESS Michael of Kent there?
by Anonymous | reply 550 | October 12, 2018 11:55 AM |
Her hubby is gay
by Anonymous | reply 551 | October 12, 2018 11:56 AM |
R546 - I agree. Chelsy and Fergie are similar in character and personality.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | October 12, 2018 11:58 AM |
Does anyone notice that Yuge has no neck?
by Anonymous | reply 553 | October 12, 2018 12:00 PM |
She does have those huge Windsor horse chompers.
Demi Moore was there. Random.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | October 12, 2018 12:02 PM |
Something borrowed - a tiara from the Queen.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | October 12, 2018 12:02 PM |
I'm so glad to see Fergie slay it two weddings in a row. I've missed seeing her dramatic but unfussy style
by Anonymous | reply 557 | October 12, 2018 12:04 PM |
Prince of Wales came solo. Camilla is up in Scotland and couldn't be bothered.
by Anonymous | reply 560 | October 12, 2018 12:06 PM |
Poor Beatrice. Stress eating. Hope it's not a buffet.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | October 12, 2018 12:09 PM |
What the hell happened to the father of the bride, Prince Andrew? He used to be handsome and physically fit.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | October 12, 2018 12:09 PM |
Chelsy needs to stop braying when she is in the public eye.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | October 12, 2018 12:12 PM |
Age... you gain weight in you're normal.. he looks not bad for a guy at his stage of life, with nothing to do all day.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | October 12, 2018 12:12 PM |
Princess Michael of Kent in pastels, of course. She was allegedly heard by an unreliable source to be repeating a very awkward joke around the company, that pastels are her idea of "white adjacent".
by Anonymous | reply 568 | October 12, 2018 12:12 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 569 | October 12, 2018 12:13 PM |
A solemn moment during the wedding ceremony.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | October 12, 2018 12:14 PM |
Eugenie does look great, I love that she's kept simple lines and focused on the foldings of the fabric for interest. The angularity of the folds offset her curves really well, showcasing her assets, like her dainty features. Her hair, everything great choices for her.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | October 12, 2018 12:15 PM |
And let the Fergie Fun begin! She can't help herself.
by Anonymous | reply 572 | October 12, 2018 12:16 PM |
Savannah Phillips seems very badly behaved in public. I'm surprised. With Princess Anne for a grandmother you'd expect the opposite.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | October 12, 2018 12:19 PM |
Ferg's got some major crepe there. Not talking the dress either.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | October 12, 2018 12:19 PM |
The sleeves were too long, three quarter would have been better, but overall well done.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | October 12, 2018 12:21 PM |
Even though she's back from a long Scottish vacation, the Queen looked more feeble than I've seen her. Her back is very curved and bent. I wonder if she has osteoporosis?
by Anonymous | reply 582 | October 12, 2018 12:32 PM |
Poppy Delevingne, Ellie Goulding and a woman in pants.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | October 12, 2018 12:34 PM |
Nutmeg's frantic gestures and popping eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 585 | October 12, 2018 12:35 PM |
r582 HM has been looking a wee bit like a comma of late, but I have NEVER seen her look so sallow and worn. It was upsetting to see her. I thought Philip would give me more cause for concern, but in comparison he was downright lively.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | October 12, 2018 12:37 PM |
No one's mentioned the hot rugby player husband of her cousin?
by Anonymous | reply 589 | October 12, 2018 12:37 PM |
Two of Harry's ex-flames were in attendance - Cressida Bonas and Chelsy Davy. They're friends with the bride.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | October 12, 2018 12:43 PM |
Pippa is ready to pop. She came with her husband and brother.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | October 12, 2018 12:45 PM |
At the altar showing lots of fabric in the back of the dress.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | October 12, 2018 12:48 PM |
The York ladies sure have large derrieres.
by Anonymous | reply 599 | October 12, 2018 12:50 PM |
R600 So cute
by Anonymous | reply 601 | October 12, 2018 12:56 PM |