Bradley Cooper: "Early on in my career I didn't get a role one time because they said I wasn't fuckable"

I like Bradley, but he's probably the last person in the world I'd feel sorry for.

He went from unfuckable to anal incontinence pretty fast, though.

And they were right, Bradley.

Sorry Bradley, but they were right.

You're totally NOT fuckable. You look like a rat.

He got his look together and all that changed.

I would fuck him. He’s not good looking but fuckable. Can’t explain why.

[quote]Can’t explain why.

TRY, R6

R7 He’s straight for one thing

R6 is into rodents.

[quote] He’s straight for one thing

ROFL! Good one.

His doppelgänger twins

Well I mean chrissy metz and lena dunham are cover girls, now, so.....

Cooper does nothing for me and don't understand his appeal. His chin is just weird.

R10 Straight Guys have tighter holes, ADMIT it!

I hate this douchbag

Well, wasn’t he a drunk literally living in an alley? I heard that as in “he literally crawled out of the gutter as a drunk hooker dude” and turned it around. Idk very credible source Does zero for me though he’s not fugly.

I have posted this before but he was only fuckable in the first Hangover movie. Now that he fucked with his face he looks too feminine.

I never thought he was. He looks like a bird and he comes off as trying too hard to be likable to like him. Next!

'Alias' (TV show) Bradley Cooper was not fuckable, but the nice guy/friend. No one paid attention to him until he mentioned he was Victor Garber's date to the Emmys. BC left the show, got big, came back to attention in The Hangover as a dude bros archetype. He was fuckable for a while.

Bradley's a whore, darlins.

Everything makes sense now, R16.

No wonder.

You would all fuck him at the drop of a hat, regardless.

No, YOU would R22.

The rest of us actually have taste.

I think it’s his rascally look that does it for me.

He's not good looking. Though, he does look a little better with a beard. lol

No thanks He’s nothing special So, Victor Garbor ... guess butch Brad didn’t want to go the Bomer path. Well dead end. He made a few films though.

I recall a scene in a TV show in which he was jumping around in just his briefs. There was nothing remotely sexy about him.

Closeted queen who tried to get "straight credibility" by acting in American Sniper.

Deplorables loved him, but now I absolutely HATE him.

Fucking closet case sellout creep. He makes my skin crawl.

He’s avg at best and he’s best rarely

He's got good hair. That helped a lot.

Now he looks more and more like Emmanuel Macron, gives us an idea where both self-loathing douches are headed.

He had a chin job and a nose job to give him more leading man type look.

Colby Jansen looks like a chubbier version

Sure, Bradley. You just want to sound "edgy".

But since all interviews are P.R. fiction.....

I was at an audition, nude, and the casting director told me I was fat.

Where are those sweaty twink gifs from?

Wet Hot American Summer. Required watching.

I'd suck him off.

Cooper is very hot. Period.

We all saw him in The Elephant Man and saw his hotness in person.

He's an AWG. Fuckable, but I never got the fuss.

He looked better with his original nose. I have asked girls about him and most agree he is not hot.

I agree, the new nose makes his face look pinches and bird-like

Agree with R17. His peak was the first Hangover film.

And it was his 1st wife who said it!

His peak was when he played the bad guy in Wedding Crashers

I agree with R44. His eyes were so blue in that film.

you're not. Next!

Fine! You never liked me.

He got a nose job?

he is very AWG

not every actor has leading man fuck-me looks

Is his hair fake now? It looks fake. Didn't he repeatedly beat the shit out of his ex-wife, Jennifer Esposito? Why were they married? What was the deal with Amy Pascal calling him an "odd bird"? He makes my skin crawl.

Also, his plastic surgery is turning him into a lesbian:

That hair dye job at R50 is something.

Cooper looks average for a film star.

This article beyond pissed me off. So in Op's article he bitched that he didn't get a role. In my article the ungrateful ass was on Alias a hit television show and had the nerve to complain that he was only working 3 days a week and asked to be written out of the show!! Even 1 day as a union member principal actor the standard is like $1000. Any starting actor would have been over the moon to get that. I didn't think I could dislike him more.

r52 it's more thank 1k a day...

That's an animatronic at R50, no?

r54, carved in wax

AWG wants us to pity him because Hollywood bigwigs didn't want him for roles and wouldn't fuck him in exchange for them either.

He's bi. Cooper fucked porn star / actor Greg Duke aka David Taylor and gave him a walk on in American Sniper.

r57, they look alike, super narcissistic.

Ask Darren Star if Cooper is considered fuckable.

He's not fuckable.

I've never gotten the attraction to this hairy, rat-looking closet case.

Did he get his part in Guardians of the Galaxy because he already looked so much like his character?

[quote]I like Bradley

GAY MEN LOVE BRAD COOPER.

Just show that Philly cawk already!

I allowed Bradley inside my "actors studio".

And he was a blubbering mess:

I like his ‘dirty’ look in ASIB

He didn’t just have a chin implant, it looks like he had the same jaw augmentation that Ivanka did.

How’s his singing like ?

Didn't Bradley also have an affair with Jake McDorman?

r68 oh Dmitri lol, "How is his singing like?" You're getting lazy!

R70 Link me

Here's how his singing's like:

R72 Ok so not good enough for a solo then ?

He’s still sexier than Kris Kristofferson there.

He isn’t anywhere near being in Kris Kristoffersons league as far as sexiness goes. I never cared for Kristoffersons voice, but he was a fine songwriter and sexy as hell.

R74 K Kristofferson was never good looking enough to be sexy

He so needs to play Barry Manilow.

r75 Kristofferson was dead sexy. That's part of the reason it's so embarrassing one of his sons is a semi-pro wrestler on the fake wrestling in barns and garages circuit.

Oh he’s hot and not one person on this thread is probably hotter despite all the nasty posts from a lot of them. Good Lord DL is full of dyspeptic twits.

He’s also very successful in his chosen work- I suspect that is the main source of the bile.

R77 Yeah right. So sexy indeed.

R78 And now Brad’s a talented director as well.

I was told by a Hollywood friend than no big actor today spent more time on his knees before gay producers than Bradley Cooper. He is the queen of the casting couch.

R81 And nobody even wants you on his casting couch.

[quote]He so needs to play Barry Manilow.

Oh Bradley,

You came and you gave without taking

Kristofferson is as sexy as his co star, Barbra.

What about here?

He's kind of too wonderful for words. It gets a little grating.

He looks like what happens when a bird fucks a rat.

Black Lassie!!!....

I always found him easily fuckable.

Now, Butler IS fuckable, even in his old, fat schlubby state.

Bradley Cooper, Timothe Chalamet and his boyfriend Ansel Elgort have the most inbred-retarded face in the whole film industry.

Hey Brad @ R78! Chin up! You paid good money for it.

Aaaaaw ! Don't listen to those meanies, Bradley.

I'll prove them wrong.

Never liked him as an actor, still cannot stand him as an actor and do not get WHY he's so damned popular. There's something distinctly reptilian about this mans face.

I kind of agree with you, R94. He is overrated. He annoyed me to no end (and was unfuckable) in that film with Bale, Lawrence, Adams. American Something something.

But Leo, the so-called Hollywod power player from another thread doesn't agree with you.

This explains why when he was starting to get a lot of tv guest star spots, etc he was plucked, tweezed, shaved and tanned beyond the metro norm. He was trying to become fuckable. I'd fuck him.

I've never found him attractive. To me, he's always been the definition of "ferret-faced." And I think he has such a fake personality that he puts on in public. In private, I wouldn't be surprised if he's a rageaholic and throws shit against the walls, not a nice guy at all. Think Joan Crawford.

Like others, I don't know how he got to be a big A-List star. I don't get the appeal at all.

Loser. We get roles because we are deemed unfuckable!

Then, we are very talented.

He and Gaga are playing this narrative they have been discriminated against because of their looks, it is pathetic

Leo @ r95 and Butler @ r89 are both looking at him like they think he's sad and gross.

Sometimes he looks like Robin Williams....or Popeye. Really.

Oh, when he speaks French....he SENDS me.

I was *really* into "Alias" when it first aired, and so were a bunch of other young women on the Television Without Pity forums.

B.Coop was not popular: his character Will was referred to as the Willage Idiot, lol. And everyone was swooning over Michael Vartan, cuz his character was the sexy one and he even spoke french.

So one of the forum girls made a fansite just for Bradley, but it really was just because she felt sorry for him!

I wonder if he ever knew that?

And btw yes, Bradley Cooper is gay, he went to the Emmys as Victor Garber's date!

R100 Well now he looks better than both Leo and Butler combined.

[quote]He and Gaga are playing this narrative they have been discriminated against because of their looks, it is pathetic

Because of their LACK of good looks, right? Cuz they're both fucking fugly as hell.

Bunch of jealous Bitches.

Wendy Williams just showed this clip of Bradley being interviewed by some British TV personality named Allison Heyman (?), who's known for her bubbly personality and kidding around with the stars (many of whom are A-listers) who come on her show. Anyway, as a joke, she told Bradley that she wants to be in the "Star Is Born" sequel and then sang him a song as her "audition." Well, Bradley sat there totally stone-faced and didn't appear to be the least bit amused by her, which Wendy said she found a big turn-off because it shows that Bradley has no sense of humor. (I must agree that he didn't seem to appreciate the woman's daring to joke around with him, looking at her as if he was a bit pissed off that she was wasting his time. Perhaps he was just tired and not in the mood, but I agreed with Wendy that he could've at least played along a little with her, if only not to come off as such a grinch, but whatever.)

If I can find the clip of the interview, I'll post it.

He had a pretty grouchy profile in the NY Times last week. He's in take me seriously mode I guess.

[quote] If I can find the clip of the interview, I'll post it.

r108, that's okay. I'm sure we all get the point.

Wow, that NYTimes profile is pretty bitchy. I'm sure Bradley was screaming at all of his people when it was published.

hmmmmm

I don’t get his sudden serious turn. He used to be very down to earth and funny. He was hilarious and pretty open in a Howard Stern interview year ago.

And, as a woman, most of my friends considered him very fuckable (tho prob gay) since the first Hangover so not sure WTF he’s talking about.

Rage issues. He allegedly beat Jennifer Esposito.

Esposito caught him with a guy. We have mutual friends.

That's JUICY, R115!

Was the guy she caught him with, famous?

Now that he's a "director," I totally believe that he runs his own little casting couch. I also believed that guy at R57 (Greg Duke?) slept with him for a role on American Sniper.

Cooper totally looks like he goes for military guys, being the bottom whore that he is.

LOL silly queen is now trying to get sjw cred, sorry fat you're a white man and most clueless people think your straight so white and straight is a no for them.

I don’t know details because my source knows her family members better than Jennifer herself. Was just told it was a guy or BC just being gay that ended it. Was told it was obviously a sore subject.

Darren Star created Kitchen Confidential for Bradley because they were fucking at the time. This led to Star's long time boyfriend Dennis Erdman leaving him.

He definitely had his chin/jaw widened out and maybe some filler to make his rather pointy face rounder and more photogenic. Weird. I thought he was hot in the Wedding Planner.

Esposito wrote about him in her book. She's crazy, too so I'm sure this marriage was a mess and a half.

[quote]Jennifer Esposito is not mincing words in her description of her brief marriage to Bradley Cooper. In her new book, Jennifer’s Way, the former Blue Bloods co-star never mentions Cooper by name as she describes the mystery man as “funny, smart, cocky, arrogant and a master manipulator.

I’d gladly fuck your hot ass now, Bradley. Stop by, after you visit your mom and dad.

Bradley looks so much hotter with the facial hair. He kind of creeps me out without it.

Creepy interview, and false. Cooper is nothing like that interview in his real life it was all an act -- more facade and him redrafting his image.

Some of his quotes about finding the truth in characters and creating content and all that garbage: verbatim quotes from his idol and mentor Sean Penn over the years in Penn interviews about acting etc ... Cooper's a studious guy and has planned this all out, but he can't just become some angsty artist after his personable bro-jock reality of who he really is and what he's been giving the public for a decade.

He's a movie star who used to give every detail about his life in high school and growing up and drinking and all that shit ... now he's not offering his personal life?

He's the guy from the Hangover and Alias who got some critical success thanks to how bad a state movies are in and O Russell's incomprehensible rise to the top a few years ago. He's not John Cassavetes.

Doesn’t he have a kid with a model?

A KID?????????

He had a kid with Ronaldo the Raper's ex-bear ...... um ..... girlfriend?

I thought that was Irina's kid with a Russian oligarch and Cooper was godparent or the uncle or something and that's why he's always carrying the kid around.

holy moly i sense sarcasm

When he did The Elephant Man on Broadway he looked so botoxy. It was odd. The Elephant Man is vain?

I once heard him on a Howard Stern interview and he sounded so gay in his evasivness as to why he didn't have a girlfriend.

and he dated Zellweger.

and he identified with The Elephant man because of how alone he was....frat guys aren't alone. They have Brett K to hang out with.

and his baby mama is a russian model. (they'll marry anyone to not have to go back see FLOTUS)

He is good looking but he comes off as asexual, even while playing a frat boy. People like cumberbatch and redmayne are pretty ugly, but some people think they are sex symbols.

[quote]frat guys aren't alone

SO true! They don't even know what "alone" means.

I saw a clip of him and Gaga on Graham Norton, and he looked so old and haggard.

I’m sure he’ll skate thru award season to Oscar victory, but that Esposito rumor has also been around forever. Wonder if it’ll get dragged up again.

His humble-bragging masquerading as soul-bearing is pathetic.

[quote]that Esposito rumor has also been around forever. Wonder if it’ll get dragged up again.

If so, perhaps by someone from a competing studio who wants to put the kibosh on ASIB's Oscar chances?

Can u imagine if they sprung this up in a few months?

Of all the women who have come out and said they were abused, Esposito -- if she really was battered -- BETTER come out and drill Coop and take him down.

I love him but I'm just jealous that he's a huge star and just bought a 15 million dollar townhouse.

Blow his spot, Espo!!!!

[quote] Some of his quotes about finding the truth in characters and creating content and all that garbage: verbatim quotes from his idol and mentor Sean Penn over the years in Penn interviews about acting etc ... Cooper's a studious guy and has planned this all out

Like Jennifer Esposito said - MASTER MANIPULATOR. Most closet cases usually are.

She should out him, just for kicks. I'd love to see him taken down.

He looked good in American Sniper, but he usually just looks smarmy.

He wasn't fuckable in Alias....barely even star quality, just a cute best friend.....Now, he's the hottest guy in Hollywood....and the talent is incredible!

He is so sexy in A Star is Born. The way he would look at Ally/Gaga was amazing. Smoldering.

No one cared about the accusations about Casey Affleck. I doubt Brad will be hurting.

[quote] He is so sexy in A Star is Born

Actually, he looked greasy, dirty and smelly.

Even more than usual.

And yet most of you mincing prisspots would shove each other to the ground to get to him if he were within 300 feet of you.

But I do SO love these threads where you all hold your nose and make a big show of rejecting someone. Slow clap, bitches.

Funny how he became a sex symbol with the Hangover films. Im glad he proved them wrong. Phenomenal talent.

He looked better pre plastic surgery, his facial flaws were distinctive now he looks ordinary and forgettable.

He was pretty cute during Alias. He got kind of hot between 2004-2013. Then I'm not sure what happened?

His American Sniper look is the one that is least like his usual appearance. I like it a lot and indeed found him damn sexy in that film, compared to the aforementioned usual appearance.

Is he still wearing that sniper's boots?

Will he show up to next year's Oscars wearing Gaga's girdle?

OH man I've been reading a snowstorm of comments about him on another website .... very disappointed to see Coop's a TOTAL dickhead by all reports ....

So he's an asshole, takes himself too seriously, was a miserable, moody guy ... self-engrossed .... the NY Times article is really what he's like .... etc ... man this is not making me happy.

I thought he was a cool bro-type ... loved Italian food, having a good time and loved sports and models. And loved making movies and being an actor. Seemed like such a kind of guy you'd want to hang out with.

That's bullshit. He's totally fuckable.

Totally fuckable!

Wait I just realized something. Suppose hes talking about being fuckabke to producers and casting talent.

ruh roh, trouble in paradise...

I'm not surprised that rat face Cooper is a rage-a-holic.

That's what happens when you're in the closet. It drives you insane.

The problem is he doesn't drink anymore by all reports. What the hell is that all about?

Have a few to cool down and unwind.

What a loser.

I think he was an alcoholic and finally quit completely. The first thing I saw him in was Wedding Crashers and he was a perfect douche bag in that. I remember reading that David O Russell said he cast him in SLP because of that performance. He liked his anger and rage in that role. BC is sounding super self-important these days.

He looks more like a ferret than a rat.

R153, no surprises there! I don't care how many kids Bradley and his beard have. He is still gay as anything. And I agree with R154-- his rage stems from being in the closet!! He in Leo are like two peas in a pod. Weren't they sharing a hotel room at one point (as evidenced in that balcony pic above in this thread)?

His rise has been incredible, flat out.

One day he's asking Deniro questions and then next Deniro becomes his father in a movie and in real life after his own father's passing. One day he's asking Sean Penn questions and the next day he's friends with Sean Penn and getting endorsed by Penn for ASIB.

One day he's holding hands with Victor Garber in NYC and the next day he's on a private vacation, shirtless with Leo on a balcony. Who was also shirtless.

Extraordinary climbing and life-altering in a short time.

[quote] Extraordinary climbing

Perfect word for him. CLIMBER. He's a real-life "Talented Mr. Ripley."

That, and well... he has fucked/sucked his way through Hollywood, to get to where he's at now.

The Page Six article mentioned he's furious at the NY Times piece, LOL. Well Bradley, if you act like an asshole during an interview and get pissy and snippy with the journalist (who was only doing her job) then guess what? The article will be about how you're a pissy, snippy little asshole. No one to blame but yourself.

It's weird that he's coming across as a jerk right when he's directed his first film and getting good reviews for it. I watched an interview around the time that The Hangover came out and he was joking around with the interviewer through the whole thing.

R162- He has definitely misplaced his sense of humor. I guess success can do that to you.

[quote] I guess success can do that to you

More like his big fat EGO.

Instead of taking the criticism to heart and lightening the fuck up, Miss Cooper seems to be throwing even more of a hissy fit.

Jesus Mary Gayyyyyyyyyyyy .... that's what Coop used to act and sound like????

Blazing. Flaming. All of the above.

I'm shocked to see that behavior by him, truly.

This was probably when they told him he had to start acting at least 1% like a straight man if he wanted to be a movie star.

Wow r165, you ain’t kidding.

R163 I thing Cooper comes off good in that clip. Yes, a he pings but he seems real sweet.

I don't get all the hate on DL. He's not the hottest guy around but he's got loads of charisma and is definitely attractive.

Now let's talk about that vile cunt Meryl Streep.

Bradley's cute but he does look a bit like Barry Manilow in some pics.