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Hot beefcake alert for HELL FEST

The new horror movie this weekend is terrific. It was produced by Gale Ann Hurd, whom you might know from James Cameron movies like ALIENS and running THE WALKING DEAD on TV. Director Gregory Plotkin held editing duties on GET OUT and HAPPY DEATH DAY, two of the best horror flicks in recent years.

HELL FEST is a clever slasher that manages to keep you on the edge of your seat throughout, with scares from the amusement park interchanging with a real serial killer's.

Best of all, it has really cute guys to add to the "Hot men of horror" list, like Georgia peach Christian James:

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by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2020

He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 110/01/2018

You also get the ethnically cryptic muscle god Matt Mercurio, who wears a form-fitting hoodie with pointy, erect nipples and barrel chest constantly straining the thin fabric throughout the film.

Hubba hubba!

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by Anonymousreply 210/01/2018

Too bulky r2

by Anonymousreply 310/01/2018

That first guy Christian looks like Michael Bergin.

by Anonymousreply 410/01/2018

Gee, I almost didn't think this was a studio plant. Good job, OP.

by Anonymousreply 510/01/2018

Look at this slut!

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by Anonymousreply 610/01/2018

If I were a "studio plant," I would have posted this on Friday, before I had seen the movie.

by Anonymousreply 710/01/2018

Watched it over the weekend. Nothing groundbreaking but still a good old fashioned slasher with some decent eye candy. Disappointed that one of my favorite characters was killed of early.

by Anonymousreply 810/01/2018

Christian is down for slutty work:

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by Anonymousreply 910/01/2018

Christian's got "The Smolder" down pat.

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by Anonymousreply 1010/01/2018

Actor Roby Attal is nerd hot.

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by Anonymousreply 1110/01/2018

Christian is a piece of ass.

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by Anonymousreply 1210/01/2018
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by Anonymousreply 1310/01/2018
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by Anonymousreply 1410/01/2018

WOW, nice looking whore

by Anonymousreply 1510/01/2018

Could be a douche-bro.

by Anonymousreply 1610/01/2018

Well, no, R7.

by Anonymousreply 1710/01/2018

Be clear OP. There was NO hot beefcake in the movie. 95 % is set at the horror attraction. I would've rated the movie 5 or 6/10

by Anonymousreply 1810/01/2018

There was a zombie bodybuilder who the punk chick hit on.

by Anonymousreply 1910/02/2018

The movie is 8/10 or 9/10 for production quality, story, scares, characters and performance.

But twats like r18 have a prejudice against slashers, so they never get good reviews.

If you like slashers or horror movies in general, you'll know this movie is better made than most.

by Anonymousreply 2010/02/2018

Almost there...

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