Flash in the Pan: Forgotten "Celebrities"

How original, OP.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

Mary Miles Minter.

Wonder what Levi looks like now. He seems to be one of those guys who either gets hotter and more handsome with some mileage or turns into a fat, dumpy looking slob.

Brody Jenner

Evan "Joe Millionaire" Marriott

Douglas "Baby" Faneuil

Golan Cipel

Baby Jessica

Also, sadly, one of her rescuers killed himself

Levi's looking hotter.

R9 he looks stinky

But nowhere near as hot as "Homme Fatale" Beau Breedlove, of the Portland mayor scandal

R11 as as hot as Beau is/was, how he ever connected with fugly Sam Adams, I cannot fathom.

Joe the Plumber

Lisa Beamer

I'll connect with Beau, wow R11

Bonner Bolton and his amazing anus!

R15 omg! I want to fuck Bonner so hard! Forgot about him!

Mr. Bonner Bolton

R2 And thank goodness for that! What a vile pair.

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Yum. Ew Madonna FUCK OFF!

Chewbacca Mom, thankfully forgotten, that had to one of the dumbest reasons for being a fifteen minute celebrity in modern history.

Cum inside me Luz!!!

Erik Von Detten

Devon Sawa

Jamie Walters

R23 Devon Sawa is a tatted up mess now

Iggy Azalea

Rebecca Black.

Rodney Allen Rippy. He became famous for a series,of fast food commercials in the early '70s, and was and then suddenly, and inexplicably, everywhere (guest starring on sitcoms, appearing on Johnny Carson and Dick Cavett), his fifteen minutes ended before he hit puberty, and he vanished as abruptly as he'd first appeared. disappeared

He's got a college degree & his own bussiness.

Justin Guarini

thanks for the Levi reminder

Jesse Camp

R31 I heard Jesse literally went missing. Missing persons report filed, search parties, fliers, et al.

Beau Breedlove cruised me in a restaurant in Portland back during the scandal and while staring at me directly gestured with his head to the restroom before he went up to go. (I am the same age as sam Adams, the mayor he had the fling with, and I hope to God I'm better looking than Sam is.) I have never regretted once not following him.

Rob the Bagel Boy, Cher's boytoy from years past.

Fawn Hall

Darva Conger

Gary Condit

Tan Mom

Octomom

Linda Tripp

Paul Lekakis

After he fucked Kathy Griffin, it was all downhill for Levi.

I jerked off to those Levi pics so many times

Kato Kaelin

Wasn't there a kid who worked at Target or some other store that got famous for 15 minutes a couple of years ago?

Alex from Target

Yes, that was him, R41. Thank you.

Th Dell dude.

Elisabeth Shue. I guess her brother too. Andrew (??).

Ooh, I want to have tea with r3!

Erik von Detten

Shane Klinginsmith

Duncan Nutter

A couple of twink actors who were huge in the 1990s:

Shane McDermott

Scott Vickaryous

Shane McDermott left showbiz and is a realtor now

Marisleysis Gonzalez — Little Elian's cousin who was always hysterical at her MANY press conferences.

Damn you beat me to it [R51] My first thought.

Susan Powter

The Wrigleyville Cumdump. Briefly the toast of the town, now almost completely forgotten.

Klinton Spilsbury

Brian Dunkleman

Chris Crocker

Brett Butler

Paula Poundstone

Pauly Shore

Dan Cortese

I like Levi's lip gloss in Op's post. My guess: MAC's 'Pink Poodle,' with a touch of shimmer!

We all know what happened to Brett Butler and her drug and ego problem. And Poundstone went to rehab and now has a decently successful career doing mild-mannered standup for the NPR set.

"OctoMom"

Tan Mom is a major recording Artist now

David Chokachi

"Miss Howard Stern"

Jamie-lyn sigler

R66 she still acts but she has MS so that would put a crimp in anyone’s career.

There was a twink porn model who looked a lot like Shane McDermott who was named Mike Magik. I've never been able to find his clips anywhere. He was known for shooting huge loads all over himself. He actually won a Grabby award for a scene. He did four movies and disappeared.

JonBenet Ramsey

R9 agreed Didn’t the redhead secret service investigated & ex-Anderson Cooper pal do a special up in Alaska with Levi. The premise they did hookup though likely not a chance. I believe ended with a good stretch supposedly dating Steve W formerly of Apple.

Steven Daigle went down in a nasty & messy spiral; particularly as he claimed he wasn’t gay. Treasure Island Media has graphic proof otherwise. He altered his, story, I guess.

Sadly, Jermaine Stewart. Had a couple of big hits then dropped off into obscurity and died from AIDS complications. His grave was unmarked for 17 years before he got a headstone.

R53 nice bring back

R64 I actually read he officially came out recently. True. I’d dreamed he would for years. This was a fairly credible source. He’s at least given up trying to act.

[quote]David Chokachi

Here's a recent pic with DL fave Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Peg Entwistle

Jimmy Bennett.

Jake Pavelka

Norma The Champagne Lady

Myron Floren

Perry Como

The Landers Sisters

Jim J Bullock

The Mandrell Sisters

Pink Lady and Jeff

Yule Gibbons

Artie Johnson

R75 woah woah one minute if you please. Who’s that? That’s tastey

Thank you R75 loving Instagram hashs surfrider & rock. lol Sun isn’t being a friend. Aging along w/ work done. Shame The other 2 are posting about her sheer dress & the tag. Glad she brought it up. Yes, you should have cut it out. Meanwhile, he’s found adult garanimals & gone wild.

r79 Perry Como was hardly a "flash in the pan."

Lynndie England

He looks good R75. Aged, but didn’t hit the wall hard like some blondes do.

R58 Paula Poundstone is pretty active in the NPR world. Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, and a few other NPR distributed podcasts.

That's nice, r85, but she should've had Ellen Degeneres' fame. She was of that sort of caliber back in her day.

Eric Nies

"Puck" Rainey

Pamela Tiffin

Dolores Hart

Deborah Walley

Deborah Walley died in 2001

Charles Rocket Gary Burghoff

Miss Coco Peru. Haven't heard much of anything about her in recent times.

Out front there's a statue of Charles Nelson Reilly smoking a pipe.

^oops, wrong thread

Another Levi Johnston fan. He has that hot, white trash jock who loves to fuck kinda vibe.

Dan Quayle.

r90 Charles Rocket is no longer with us.

r91 Isn't she in the re-make/sequel to "Trick?"

Plaid Shirt Guy.

I knew I had seen this thread before. All the OP is doing is copying material from the linked thread! Idiot.

DARVA CONGER

LENA ZAVARONI

JAKE PAVELKA

LUCKY VANOUS

BEKIM FEHMIU

Here OP and your many self responses, lift more of these for your rapid fire self responses.

ANNE ROBINSON

John Davidson

Who's the psycho Queen screaming about a thread being copied?

r101 She's been dead for nearly 20 years.

The Salahis:

Uri Geller

[R106] Still regularly on TV and has been since 1987, can we have a definition of 'flash in the pan' length please?

Everyone who has been associated with the Bachelor/Bachelorette shit show.

Daniel Newman.

He had his 15 minutes of Tanner.

Matthew Fox

Jessica Hahn

Most of American Idol alumni

Levi was and is hot hot hot. Far from forgotten.

Levi should have bared it all. Hell, he still has a chance...

Joy Philbin

R109

What's your point hon ? Did the OP request living has-beens ? No ?

R41 Alex from Target has since gotten tattoos and a girlfriend is allegedly straight.

Sarah Palin is a lesbian and faked her pregnancy.

Lucky Vanous, R73, what a handsome man he was.

r117....I would beg to differ as many have become household names....as opposed to shows like the Voice where nobody knows the names of any of the winners or contestants.

Yes Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Adam Lambert are famous.

Lizzie Grubman

Crazy Mormon Julie!

I wish that attention whore Chris Crocker could be forgotten but that gross cumdump just won't hang it up.

Didn’t Brett Butler just get killed on The Walking Dead ? I don’t know. I haven’t watched the show in years.

Who is the guy in R22 link ?

R130 Brazilian model Jesus Luz

Joey Heatherton. Not a flash in the pan but definitely put into the trash, ridden hard and wet decades before necessary

Jesus seems to be doing OK in his region with 3/4 million followers and not aging badly at all.

I can name some NYC forgotten marginals.

Sukhreet Gabel anyone?

Seems like Joey lost her looks over night. Last time I remember her she was made fun of for being the 2nd person to sing New York New York on the Jerry Lewis telethon 30 -40 years ago.

R21 Remember people sent her money? Why?

R58 and R61 Butler had a small role on The Leftovers.

London Lee

I was the king of DL for a while you fickle bitches!

R130, yep, head on a pole. She actually was fine on TWD, for what little she had to work with in that part.

R2, don't forget to check me out in "The Hills: New Beginnings"

I'm back, baby!

Levi never pays child support

Scott Baio

Antonio Sabato Jr.

Stacey Dash

Kevin Sorbo

Hmmmm could their repugnant personalities have Something to do with it?

Donna Rice

R134

[QUOTE]Sukhreet Gabel anyone?

Is that some type of bird food for a feeder ?

Criss Angel.

Those Duck Family deplorables.

Marcus Schenkenberg

Marcus had a LONG career and aged out. He's 50. (And tragically fug now.)

Levi was attractive enough to have an acting career. The fact that he couldn't make it happen indicates how dumb he is.

That How Do You Talk To An Angel guy from Beverly Hills 90210.

Dan Cortese

Kirk Cameron owns this thread

The "Damn, Daniel! There you go again with the white vans!" kid.

When that stupid fucking vid went viral and I was unable to understand why, that's when I realized I was officially old as shit.

Melanie Oudin

David Naughton

"Levi was attractive enough to have an acting career."

99% of SAG is unemployed, being semi-attractive does not guarantee you an acting career.

"Celebrity " is now an industry so its important to "keep the line moving" in order to sustain this Ponzi scheme of sorts

The [italic]Modern Family[/italic] kids have put a down payment on this thread.

yes but if those kids aren't idiots they are set for life.

Casper Van Dien

Creepy '90s teen idol Andrew Keegan

why creepy?

PC Peterson

I think he's the one that runs a cult now R62.

Rodney Allen Rippy

DLers used to talk about Andrew Keegan all the time....then his career faded and everyone stopped caring

Andrew Keegan aged handsomely

Barrow from Downton Abbey, I thought he was going to be huge.

[quote]woah woah one minute if you please.

Whoa. It's spelled "whoa."

Speaking of Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin has been pretty quiet recently.

The whole business of teen idolatry is inherently creepy, R161.

Paris Hilton

Nicki Hilton

Perez Hilton

Alicia Silverstone

Doesn't Alicia have a tv series now? I wouldn't say she's forgotten...

Alicia became tedious when she went all vegan mommy blogger also she looks terrible I thought going vegan was supposed to make you healthier but she looks almost gray in some photos.

R170, Palin's not been so quiet. She was in the news as recently as yesterday.

Ellery Queen

sofia vergara

Sofia Vergara is on a highly rated network show, for at least one more season.

They’re keeping that on for one more year and the show formerly known as [italic]Roseanne[/italic] on with Katey Sagal long enough to use her as a bargaining chip to hold up a [italic]Married with Children[/italic] reboot as long as they can.

Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson

Taylor Lautner

Rachel Hurd‑Wood

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Not forgotten. Still working.

What happened to Rachel Hurd‑Wood's career?

Most of the "stars" of VH1 reality shows in the mid-to-late 2000s

Tom from MySpace

[quote]That How Do You Talk To An Angel guy from Beverly Hills 90210.

I felt bad for that guy. Fans gave him shit because his 90210 character was abusive and threw Donna down the stairs. The guy didn't write his character lol.

Colton the (gay) virgin Bachelor and his supposed girlfriend Cassie.

Everyone from MTV's The Real World

Remember me?

model/actor Thyago Alves from David's Birthday

I fear Barbra Streisand.

Yeah R186 That bullshit pretty much ended what little he had in the way of a career yet another reason to avoid Tori Spelling.

R12 You've never met Mayor Sam in person. Trust me, he has something about him that just makes you feel right.

Andy Milonakis

Jamie Kennedy

I thought Jamie Kennedy was a good one although shouldn’t we check IMDb first ?

Jimmy Ray, whose song "Are You Jimmy Ray?" was a phenomenon in 1998

Audrey and Judy Landers. I remember them all over the place in the '80s. What was their claim to fame, anyway?

Someone mentioned Justin Guarini way up the thread...you all realize he is Lil Sweet from the Dr. Pepper commercials, right?

Bravo actually have this guy an hour long special once.

There are tons one one-hit wonders who fit in this category.

Cute little Alek Skarlatos. Kept trying to parlay that French train thang into an acting career.

At least he gave it a shot.

Some of these people I must have blinked and missed the flash. INHOT.

You rang..

Unfortunately none of them are truly forgotten R205

R205 Stewart and Pattinson are doing fine.

R206 Says the Emma Stone/Jennifer Lawrence fangirl.

Balloon Boy

Jon Gosselin

Mischa Barton

Jenny Jones

Martin O'Malley

O'Malley is a politician, not a celebrity.

Paolo Montalban is really the one who owns this thread, unfortunately.

From 'Cinderella' w/Whitney Houston, Bernadette Peters, and DL Fave Victor Garber...to regional theater once or twice a year.

R208 I've never even set foot in one of their threads, let alone talked about them.

Duffy

Joe the Plumber

Karen the Bus Monitor

Keaton the bullying victim

I'm glad that Joe the Plumber is forgotten

Sweet Brown ("Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!")

Montel Williams

Dakota Fanning

Ben Curtis, the "Dude! You're getting a Dell" guy.

Richard Hatch, the Survivor show contestant that was naked all the time. Wasn't he gay? IIRC, didn't he go to prison for tax issues? Anyone know?

Correct r218. He was actually offered a sweet deal if he plead guilty to reduced charges and would’ve gotten either no jail time or minimal time. He turned it down went to trial and lost miserably and got the book thrown at him.

Paris Hilton

Jan Smithers

Dane Cook.

O'Malley was Mayor of Boston and Governor of Maryland for a lot of years. That's hardly a flash in the pan.

Whew. So glad I didn’t make the list.

Hedda Nussbaum

Jim McGreevey

Golan Cipel

Larry Craig

Ted Haggard

Eleanor Bumpers

Peter Bacanovic

Loin Anderson

Pia Zadora

Seriously? Yahoo?

Closeted gay singer Marc Anthony

[quote]O'Malley was Mayor of Boston and Governor of Maryland for a lot of years. That's hardly a flash in the pan.

He was the mayor of BALTIMORE, dummy.

Rick Rockwell

Michael Fay

I forget her name.

Jessica Alba

[quote] He was the mayor of BALTIMORE, dummy.

Darva Conger

Jenna Morasca and Ethan Zohn

jean. Jean.

Melanie Mayron

This is a Who's, of Who?

Danny Bonaduce.

Sean Cassidy.

The actor who played the 7th Brady, cousin Oliver.

The entire cast of Thirty Something and Sisters.

[quote]Tom from MySpace

Oooh, good one. What the FUCK happened to this guy?

Until that hick from Alaska grows some pubes and shows cock, no one will care about him.

If he does that he can have another 5 minutes.

Rula Lenska

George Micheal. Even in death he is not being recognized. Most people get a new interested in their music or film work when they pass. Mr. Micheal did bot get such a honor. Instead it was a quick flash and silent. Sad so so sad

Louise Day Hicks

I would hardly consider George Michael a flash in the pan. He’d been around since the ‘80s at the time of his death.

R250, a lot of people are ignoring the thread title and just posting the names people they don't like.

Evan Marriott aka "Joe Millionaire"

"The entire cast of Thirty Something and Sisters."

I still see Sela Ward and Swoosie Kurtz in stuff....they seem to be doing just fine

I wouldn't call Ashley Judd a Flash in the Pan (also a Sisters cast member)

The 'Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife' queen, who became born-again Chrstian and said he was straight - went right into obscurity.

The actor who played JJ on Good Times...Jimmy Walker.

Jimmy Walker was fucking Ann Coulter so he obviously has bigger problems than a stalled acting career.

Huh?

George Rekers

R240 for the win ...the GREAT Gene-Gene the Dance Machine! Honorable mention to the guys who used to do The Worm on the Gong Show also.

Surprised no-one has mentioned stud/wife beater/ assault victim/ gay club dancer / porn star John Wayne Bobbitt.

Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fischer, the "Long Island Lolita".

Fischer had a very sad life. She married the hot but skeevy silver daddy Lou Bellera and divorced him in 2015.

Paul Bettany

Sam Worthington

[quote]gay club dancer...John Wayne Bobbitt.

What? How did I miss this little tidbit?

Those pics of Levi were hot though.....dumb as a bag of nails, but hot body, cute face, nice piece of meat.

R263, as Bobbitt's money woes increased, he tried everything...including dancing for cash at a gay club.

Nick Lachey

Oh, damn!! Thanks r265, I didn’t know that.

Ok, who’s had him?

Mrs. Alan Ladd

Asher Brauner is sadly missed.

Farrah Abraham.

William Hurt.

Lynndie England

They have to have been known to be forgotten R272.

Psy.

William Hurt, the actor who's been working consistently for the last 40 years? That's a hell of a flash in the pan.

The domestic abuse thing kinda harmed his career and reputation but Hurt is still working and giving great performances even in mediocre or weak films.

Yeah, Once it got out what a vile and abusive piece of trash Hurt was it definitely cooled his career but he still works but in lesser roles.

Ronaiah Tuiasosopo

Sanjaya

Valerie Cherish

Joanne the Scammer

Joe the Plumber

Octomom

Divine Brown

R279, good one. WEHT Sanjaya?

Sanjaya's talent has never been recognized properly.