Who will be the first Real Housewife to die?

Lynn Curtain - her life is a mess, her husband lied about having money, she is dumb as a box of rocks and her two daughters now do porn.

Nene Leakes! She seems to have a lot of enemies.

I'm mildly surprised Kim Richards is still alive. I haven't watched any of the "Housewives" shows in awhile, they went from trashy fun to tiresome bore-fests.

Someone will shoot that excessively loud bitch Vicky Gunvalson in the face to shut her up

r3 I have a feeling she will outlive most of these bitches. She has that Keith Richards/cockroaches vibe about her.

Weird I was just thinking about making a thread on this exact subject yesterday

All of them, and soon I hope.

Brandi Glanville-OD

And from what I've read about her current squeeze's history r4, it just might be him. She never should have divorced Donn.

I haven't watched the most recent season (or 2?) r9 but i did see him once and said he looks like a man that enjoys dressing in dresses and hitting women (separate things, not simultaneously)

OK, here is my guess for a current cast member. Bethenney, and not just because I hate her. Private plane crash.

r11 oh god that would be heaven for Radizwell then she could go on and on about how Caroline Bissett AND Bethenny died in plane crashes and they were her two best friends.....

Oh god, I didn't even make that connection! Hilarious r12!

I think some crazed wackjob will run into one of the NY or BH Housewives and just beat the shit out of them, or stab them. Hopefully, it will be Ramona or Kim Richards.

Teri Hatcher.

Frankel : stroke or OD.

Teri Hatcher does not qualify, desperate yes, real, no.

Luanne. She's going to celebrate the day her probation ends (if she can make it that far) with a total drink and drug binge. Her body won't be used to what she usually consumed, so OD. Andy will televise the funeral.

Post holiday bump! My money is now on Luanne.

Hoping that r4 and/or r18 is right.

Granny Pump. Eaten by her dogs.

R4 might be right. I saw a glimpse of the reunion preview. Something about Vicky's son doesn't talk to good ole abusive ex cop Steve anymore. Her two kids have good "antlers". They must know something isn't right with him. She really should have stuck with Donn, though I am glad he is free.

Vicki is supposedly a sex maniac. Got to have her Love tank filled at all times. She doesn’t care what her kids think as long as she gets fucked. Case in point, the crazy fake cancer guy.

If there is a God -- this one.

Danielle from NJ. Frankly, I'm surprised the crazy bitch has lasted this long.

r23: Vicki gave an interview recently in which she said she needs sex 4 times a day, every day.

I'm going left of field and saying Teresa. Roids, Joe's deportation, NJ failing ratings and dealing with four unruly daughters equals mountains of stress.

I don’t if Lisa Hochstein from RHOM will be the first to die, but this guy kinda slayed her azzzzzzz. Is this the gal who had the smelly pussy?

Kim Richards seems like the most obvious choice. Not necessarily from an OD but probably in a DUI car crash. I remember one scene of her driving on the freeway that was pretty terrifying. Runner up would be any of the OC wives in a murder/suicide.

Vanderpump

Kyle Richards when she walks in on her husband with a transexual.

Bump! Let's get some fresh guesses going. Odds are it has to happen relatively soon to one of them.

Kyle

I truly don't want any of them to go fake tits up before their time, but it does seem strange that not ONE out of the US franchises has bit it.

Like someone else said, Kim Richards.

Danielle. Murdered by one of the 20 ex fiancés or husbands or by her current fiancé .

R34 true but Bravo has had some losses. Former shows "Blood Sweat and Heels" and "Ladies of London" have both lost a cast member

R28 -No you mean Joanna Krupa

Gunvalson when a drop of filler accidentally enters her bloodstream and travels to her heart.

Also maybe this:

I’m rooting for Bethany. I find her in tolerable but she’ll probably find a dramatic way to make it happen. At the same time she will be labeled a skinny bitch. That of course is her branding

Bump!

One of these bitches has to pop their fucking clogs soon, right? Just on basic statistics? (Asks the asshole who doesn't know fuck all about statistics.) Seriously, we are overdue.

And no, Eddie doesn't count. (But god, he looks like death warmed over lately)

R42 does Eddie have the AIDS?

I think Kim is undead, a vampire, so it will have to be someone else. Probably someone will pop Nene for her big mouth.

Maybe Sonja Morgan when she drunkenly slides off a chair and hits her head again. She was lucky she didn’t sustain a serious head injury when she did that in Miami.

Kill them all and let God sort it out.

Fingers crossed... Lisa Rinna.

If you kill Medusa, the rest of the heads die.

You'll have to take out Andy. And he just had a baby so you can't. I say don't kill them, don't watch them, don't even think about them unless they have new mug shots or you want to mock them on the DL.

Intersting idea there r48. Still looking for votes on the women themselves.

r24 marry me!

Definitely Kim Richards. Her alcoholism and drug use have left her physically frail. She'll venture out of her condo to go lift some costume jewelry from Target and pick up the virus. She'll succumb weeks later.

Vicky's daughter Briana will be the first to go. Girl's got major health issues. COVID-19 will finish her off.

For whatever reason, sometimes people with the most toxic personalities live the longest.

Something tells me DJT will die at 97, peacefully in his sleep.

Frankle is deathly allergic to fish - so someone is going to filet o fish that bitch.

Oh, please - Bitchanny isn't allergic to fish; she's allergic to not being in the spotlight.

I don't care which one, I just need any of these bitches to die already. It's crazy that none of the main female cast members have died.

Russell Armstrong

The Countess

R1 Porn, are you serious? Recently?

R23 So Lauri Peterson’s comments she made while on their group ski trip, about the 3 way are probably true then. Wonder if the other girl ate Vicki out or maybe finger banged her.

LeeAnne (recently let go from Dallas) seems very borderline and unstable.

She seems like a suicide waiting to happen.

I see Kelly Dodd losing it and driving her ugly SUV off a cliff.

Isn't Dorinda a coke fiend? Maybe heart trouble awaits her.

My guess: Tamara catches Covid from her Trumper son who attends a re-open California rally.

Don’t worry about juicy joe, a friend got a Cameo of him for Mother’s Day and that mother fucker is living the life in Italy. Gorgeous scenery, working out etc.

bethanny, she way hyper.....heart probs? Adderall? ratings up since the ho was let go

Not one of these cunts has had even a mild case of Rona? Even faked for the attention?

Anyway, reposting. Place your bets...

I think Sonja will walk in front of a bus or fall off a balcony, she's a mess.

Kelly Bensomone will OD or die in a car accident.

Bumping. My new pick is Ramona because you just know she refuses to wear a mask

Sorry meant to add that Ramona obviously hangs out with the same deplorable types that refuse.

I know, who cares? I'm tired and my Ambien isn't working.

Second pick, Dorinda, rage stroke.

New RHONY cast member Leah is a bipolar addict and alcoholic who started drinking again as soon as she was cast and goes completely batshit each time she drinks. My money is on her.

Apparently Shannon Beador has COVID. It was in a story about week ago: RHOC cast went on a trip and Shannon (and Emily Simpson, Esquire) did not attend. It's been public that Emily has had COVID, but not Shannon.

No other outlets have confirmed; however, her social media accounts have been quiet for about two weeks, and I'm kind of wondering what's up. She has bronchiectasis so is at higher risk if she does have COVID.

My other theory is that she's entered rehab and/or an inpatient mental health facility and the "COVID" diagnosis is a cover.

r72 Where did you read/hear this? Intriguing.

I started this thread back in 2018 and I can't believe these bitches are all still alive and kicking

r73

r73 her absence from social media also coincides with David's announcement that his fiancee is pregnant. So she might have had some kind of meltdown.

R75 I'm vibing meltdown. That must have come as pretty big blow, even if she saw it coming.

r76 if she did have a meltdown, I wonder if the new boyfriend is rethinking things. She seems like the type of person who can't bear it when someone pulls away from her.

Still crickets, r76.

I'm becoming increasingly curious ...

Hopefully all of them except Kandi Burruss, who I genuinely like.

I won't say she'll be the first to die, but Brandi Glanville is the first to go way overboard with plastic surgery. She's not even the oldest "Housewife." She drinks too much, Tweets, then has to do damage control.

First to go into Norma Desmond territory, maybe.

Speaking of going overboard with the plastic surgery, I was shocked to see this picture of Taylor Armstrong from last year r80

I forgot about Taylor. She just seemed like a grifting prostitute to me, along with her husband, who died. (He seemed like a grifter, also.)

They were grifters r82

Kim Richards seems to have stabilized. Supposed to put out a book ("The Whole Truth") next year. She just seemed really mean to me. The things she'd say to the other women on the show, including her own sister (always trying to hurt people's feelings; hurt people hurt people). I'm not a huge fan of Kyle, but I do believe that Kyle & Mauricio gave Kim an allowance.

Miss Ken van der Pump. That tired old bitch looks like she's had one foot in the grave for decades.

Speaking of Housewife-adjacents, there is NO fucking way Giggy is still alive, right? I mean he would be pushing it with a normal life span, but the last season Lisa was on he was having heart problems along with his other health issues, and was on death's door. Did I miss him going tits up?

This is what my brain has come to during the pandemic. Wondering about a fucking dog on a reality show.

r81 Thank you, I needed that laugh. Taylor looks like an inflated 80 year old witch.

It's amazing to me that lip implants can't be "undone" r87.

See also: Lisa Rinna

Kandi is borderline obese, so the diabetes might get her.

No she’s not NeeNee/ R89

It's confirmed that Shannon and her three daughters have COVID

Leah from RHONY. She's a bipolar mess, so I predict suicide or accidental overdose within the next two years.

R91 Cunt should have worn a mask!

Please, God, let it be Andy Cohen!

It's hilariously ironic that Shannon, the germaphobe, the healing crystals woman, the mystic medicine taking woman, would get sick from COVID and infect her entire family.

I think one of the daughters probably affected everyone r95

R96 Still doesn't speak well for germaphobe Shannon. You'd think she'd do a better job of educating her daughters on how to avoid getting it.

I wonder if the boyfriend avoided catching it r97. She didn't mention him in the Instagram post.

I have a theory he's already done with her, but he also knows if he wants to be a TV star, he has to stick it out until the next season airs. (Which will be ???). He's probably cursing COVID right now.

R91 Those unfortunate children seemed to have inherited the worst physical features of both of their parents.

Shannon, you dumb fuck. You should have kept those kids on one of your famous tight leashes. Or maybe they were with their asshole dad when they caught it. He strikes me as the "masks are bullshit" type.

Hope they will all be OK. She might bug the fuck out of me from time to time, but she's not on my list of "picks" shall we say.

Hopefully, all the ones pictured in the Real Housewives of Potomac thread. Simultaneously.

[quote] My guess, Kim Zolciak. She's had health problems (a stroke) continues to smoke (she said she quit but I don't buy it) and drinks quite a bit. But what I think it's all of the plastic surgery that will finally do her in.

I don't think Kim Z. really had a stroke while she was on "Dancing with the Stars." Wendy Williams (who was a DWTS contestant) also doubted the stroke. DWTS may be a stupid show, but the training is physically demanding. It's not for physically lazy people, like Kim Z. Also, the possibility is high that you will make a fool out of yourself, like Kate (from Kate Plus 8) did (stiff, uncoordinated, sullen-faced).

Shannon Storms Beador for sure

r103 = David Beador

If Shannon returns to filming after recovering from COVID ... then she really is the stupidest housewife of all time.

If it’s possible to die from stupidity, misspelling “children” on one’s QAnon protest sign is grounds for hospice.

I can't remember her name, but... The chick from the RHBH from a few years back who bragged about the price of everything ("My 25,000 sunglasses!) and she had a sterling silver lollipop holder so her fingers wouldn't get sticky. Apparently she was funding her lifestyle with a fraudulent Insurance Business and got caught. She went to prison. So, my bet is she'll get shanked in the prison rec room, for side-eying a mexican chola's eyebrows.

JFC, all of these cunts are *still* breathing?

Teresa .....

Leah from NY. She will relapse and die. Or commit suicide when she’s manic. We will all laugh.

I can see one of Kelly Bensimon's boyfriends murdering her.

But, as always, I hope it's Vicki Gunvelson.

^ I agree, I would hope it's Vicki, I can't stand that broad.

My money's on Kim Richards, like so many have said, she's worn out & I don't think she's ever been sober.

I'm surprised LeeAnne Locken hasn't suicided yet

Teresa’s new husband seems sketchy. Maybe he will murder her.

Does he need to take out a life insurance policy on her r114?

The dumb one from Atlanta with the gay husband. The one who thought the underground railroad was a fucking train.

Please, God, let it be Ramona

How did lady gorilla find another man who’s marry her?

OK, now this is just pissing me off. Law of averages, ONE of these bitches should have popped her clogs by now (and no, as I mentioned at the start, Ladies of London doesn't count as a "Real Housewife" show, so Annabelle is out of the running--in more ways than one, sadly)

We are up to HOW many of these cities now? Fucking Dubai of all places?

Any other guesses? Kim Richards is never going to die, she's in the cockroaches and Keef club.

Wow, five years later and they're all still with us.

Alexis Bellino.

Because Shannon's going to kill her.

Kim Richards- Accidental fentanyl OD Kathy Hilton- Breast cancer Bethenny Frankel- Helicopter accident

Well we keep waiting, but so far, only people who were Housewife adjacent. Sorry Josh, you were a sorry mess, but I held out some faint hope.

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Just the one, OP? Hardly seems fair, we need to clean house on the Housewives.

Yeah, r123, I'm kind of surprised this thread is almost six years old and they're all still with us.

Sonja Morgan’s alcoholism is getting worse, I would guess her.

Jeana Keough cuz she's old and fat

Is there anyone here that works with...what are they called...actuarial tables? (I could well be wrong). Isn't it kind of weird for there to be such a large spread of women from so many backgrounds who behave badly (eat, drink, etc) that haven't popped their clogs/stilettoes yet?

It looks like it might be Teddi Mellencamp.