Lindsay Lohan: Still a Prostitution Whore

God, how depressing.

Good God someone help her. She looks awful.

God, that guy looks like a pig. Look at his smirk.

Gross bitch.

hearty hosting indeed

It's important to have benefactors, bitches!

As beat up as that pussy has to be,apparently theres still a market for it. THATS what astonishes me.

r7 Straight old men take whatever they can get

The FBI should investigate her Lohan Beach Club for sex trafficking. And clearly the girl doesn't have the money to own and run a club like that, She's just the face (ew). I bet there is some sketchy Middle Eastern or Ararb money behind the club. And is she sober? Or hiding from her old life so no one knows she's still partying. Or maybe she actually is sober and can't be near her old life. Who knows. It's all weird. She's Tara Reid 2.0

She probably pimps out other girls with her connections. She is very depressing to look at. She was such a cute little girl.

R10 , I truly believe this, and add her sister to it.

"A hand job is $120 or an eightball. Your choice."

She is the New Millennium Madame Claude

Pro ho

The A-rabs are so clueless they think she's a big star America. Like when they took the homeless Michael Jackson in, wined and dined him, long after his star had faded here. They thought he could just spin and money would rain down on them. Eventually they had to have him killed to get their investment back.

This is sad. For all her flaws I wish Jane Fonda had taken her in.

Gross, look at that rancid old fart groping her.

I'd rather kill myself than live that type of sad pathetic existence. I blame her white trash parents for ruining her life.

Anna Wintour certainly doesn't get any props for doing an editorial about Lindsey's Janine-the-pornstar doppelgänger mother. Dina Lohan. WHY did that crass trashy woman warrant any sort of fashion editorial and an interview? All the enablers out there are to blame for Lindsey's horrible life.

Now here's a case where we don't need to start "Does LL's Pussy Stink?"

"All the enablers out there are to blame for Lindsey's horrible life."

I would disagree, R17. Lindsey is responsible for her life. She could have said no at any time.

Lindsay is the poor man's Barbara Payton.....

LL was GIVEN every chance.

Wow. What the hell?

On the positive side she's great at multi-tasking.

If I'd been given all those chances, I'd have an Oscar nomination and a role in the Marvel Universe not to mention enough money so I wouldn;t have to hook again in the middle east.

[quote]Still a Prostitution Whore

As opposed to non-prostitution whores?

"On the positive side she's great at multi-tasking."

Shopping online on Alibaba while practicing "3 holes/no waiting"?

Agree with those who said her shit needs to be searched for trafficking.

What the fuck is she doing? Her life is so fucking depressing. She’s going to die there in the next few years because nobody in Hollywood will want her.

So she’s a typical white twink.

She supposedly has a reality show.

What. A. Whore!

With another lucky customer.

The life of a prostitution whore is so glamorous.

[quote] As opposed to non-prostitution whores?

R25, you gotta keep up with the established DL vernacular.

Takes one to know one.

"Groupons are not valid for trains before midnight."

I am always grateful for cautionary tales that don't make me want to be a) rich and turn into an insecure sleaze who needs to show off who I'm fucking or b) an ambitious opportunist who sleeps his way ... to the bottom of the barrell.

R31, those photos are fucking bleak.

sorry. bottom of the barrel - of course.

I think it's interesting that Wilmer Valderrama dated her and Demi Lovato. He must really have a thing for broken women.

Jlaw pumped her way to the top in Hollywood and Lilo refused to put out and is now a whore outside the business! What a sweet irony that is....

Wilmer has dated anyone with a pussy under 50.

Broken people lead broken lives. Call New Age stuff like The Secret total bullshit, but imho anything that motivates you to switch from broken life to a not-so-broken life, though self empowerment, is a good thing.

R41, good point. As for Lohan, yuck.

A girl's gotta eat. What other skills does she have? Her pussy is all that's left.

Never cared about Lohan very much... were her parents terrible people who pushed her for her money? That Stranger Things girl is going to end up like Lohan if her parents continue to do be dependent on her money.

Lohan is the only celebrity who would actually benefit from being recruited into Scientology.

Tom Cruise should make her his 4th wife.

Poor kid. What a messed up life. whatever happened to the lesbian DJ she was with? I blame her parents. They fucked her up.

Look no further than the differences between Aaron Carter and Ricky Martin when it comes to supportive parents. One looks about fucking 50 despite being 30 and the other one looks about 50 because he’s almost 50, one is an openly unstable coked up mess while the other one kept any unstableness/drugs out of media and is now known for being zen and very nice. Yet both were boybanders for abusive managers in an abusive environment, and only Aaron’s used him for money while Ricky’s kept his money locked up until he turned 18.. also his mother was his accountant. Good parents save lives.

Her parents are totally to blame for what happened to Lindsay.

I was flicking through the TV channels this weekend and happened to spot Lohan in an old film (Mean Girls?). She actually looked quite innocent and wholesomely pretty. Too bad she ruined her face and her life seems to be a mess too.

Even if she wasn’t in Hollywood, she would have been a mess because of the screwed up parents. Some of us can only look to survive our family history with some hint of happiness along the way. She chooses wealth and free perks because they are offered - a logical choice in her mind. She may have daddy issues and doesn’t mind sleeping with rich daddy types who will take care of her. Maybe she’ll straighten out - but I doubt it. Both her parents continue to be messes. What’s impressive is neither parent has died yet. So maybe she has good genes - and tolerance levels - built in so she can survive decades of partying like her parents.

Everyone wanting to absolve her for her life choices and center the blame on her parents keep forgetting Lohan is an asshole herself. Her parents didn't make her blame the Black guy for her reckless driving or claim her cocaine pants were someone else's, or wear FU nails to court, or blow off work to sleep in on Oprah's dime.

Lohan is a mess, because she makes messy choices. When you grow up in messed up circumstances and all you know is messed up shit. Any non-messed up conditions look downright alien and scary to you and you rather pick the messed up comfort zone than the scary and dark unknown that may lead to a less messed up future.

She 's riding that guy's dick and checking her mail. Just like a pro.

I remember the story about how when she made that horrid Elizabeth Taylor TV movie. The owner of Taylors old trailer that was in supposedly pristine conditioner let it be used by Lohan during filming and it was returned trashed and things missing. The owner was very upset. I thought that showed what kind of nasty person she is.

r54, sorry, but by that time that owner of the trailer should have known better than to hand a Lohan something precious.

[quote]I would disagree, [R17]. Lindsey is responsible for her life. She could have said no at any time.

Really? Do you know anything about how her vile parents pushed her? Didn't think so. Lindsey was already ruined by the time she could make her own decisions.

You obviously also don't know much about how important normal parents are to kids who enter show business as well as modeling. Through my job, I've dealt with awful 'stage mothers', mostly in the modeling end of things. More than half of those kids had no desire to model. It was exhausting work for those kids. I worked on mostly fashion catalogs for Macy's and other companies. Until going into the graphics end of advertising, I was a stylist.

Most of those insane mothers lived vicariously through those poor kids. The toddlers were tired, always crying or whining, others simply had no desire to pose. Even the older kids who were modeling since they were toddlers, were already burnt out!

The kids wanted to be kids, not models.

[quote]She 's riding that guy's dick and checking her mail. Just like a pro.

Lindsey would have been perfect in "The Deuce". Maggie's character could have directed her in some porn scenes. Lindsey already has experience selling herself.

The problem is, she's now thoroughly unreliable, she's persona non grata.

LOL, even James Franco would declare "I can't work with that unreliable and unprofessional mess!".

58 posts and nobody has commented on the easy-off/easy-on dress she is wearing in the OP's pic. Perfect for a whore.

Lindsay in the second photo: "Don't touch there. That's extra."

[quote]58 posts and nobody has commented on the easy-off/easy-on dress she is wearing in the OP's pic. Perfect for a whore.

LL perfected the skimpy dress look a LONG time ago.

Who is that fat fuck she's with in the R31 link?

Some rich Arab? They don't seem very selective about the women they fuck, as long as the woman is white, with a passable face and not obese, they are there. Points if she gives blowjobs.

[quote]LL perfected the skimpy dress look a LONG time ago.

WTF is going on in that photo, was she being taken away from a beach because she was drunk or high?

Hot mess in wet panties!

Guys I have the best parents, especially my mom!

The 'Down and Out' look gets the most raves.

Im living my best life. You jealous bitches

Of course, sleepwear is the most comfy when out for the night.

I feel great and I look the best I have in years, while you losers are all fat and live with your parents

Remember these infamous photos, of the 'powder' poofing out out her shoes!

Shooting up heroin! Coke? Whatever....

I feel bad for her, because she is talented. She can act and sing.

Forever Sixty-Five!

Gorgeous!

[quote] Gross look at that rancid old fart groping her

If he was a gay man, he'd be on this site, asking on every thread 'does he escort?'

[quote]WTF is going on in that photo, was she being taken away from a beach because she was drunk or high?

She was having a fight with her "boyfriend" -- I think he is Russian. She probably tried to steal his wallet.

Wow, R68.

That's coke bloat.

She looks awful. If she weren't famous, there is no way a body like that could escort. She'd have to be giving BJs by dumpsters.

R69, I've known enough cokeheads to say that NO ONE ON THE PLANET would simply walk around with THAT much blow on their shoes. If it was *actual* coke, she would've stopped the instant it fell to frantically scoop it back into whatever container it was in. Also, not even the hardest-core addicts carry THAT much coke on them at any one time in the first place.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but whatever was on her shoes is either sand or dust of some sort. Or maybe flour. (Or it was photoshopped.)

[quote]The FBI should investigate her Lohan Beach Club for sex trafficking.

That might be difficult, considering the club's in Greece.

It was probably talcum powder or medicated foot powder

R76 I just assumed it was talcum powder she put inside the shoe, which started pumping out as she walked.

Who the fuck goes to a place like Lohan Beach Club?

[quote]She was having a fight with her "boyfriend" -- I think he is Russian. She probably tried to steal his wallet.

She stole his cell phone out of suspicion that he was texting other girls. She later on suffered a bad wound on her ring finger when Russian boyfriend's rich family goons came to get the ring back.

As it so happens, a friend of mine was in Mykonos a few weeks ago to celebrate his fiancee's 40th birthday. Somehow they ended up at Lindsay's club, and apparently Miss Thang still thinks she's too high and mighty -- emphasis on high! -- to chat with her own customers. She refused to even briefly stop by and say "happy birthday" -- and their group was sitting in the bottle-service section! I guess that's still much less lucrative than whatever rate she charges to pound that raggedy-ass snatch for 20 minutes.

Also, my friend noticed she had developed quite the muffin top, so I'd say R37's pic is accurate.

R81, no you have it all wrong. It was a boating accident.

Just kidding.

She learned that Russians don’t play.

No way that beach club has anything to do with her except her name. Whoever said she had backing from a wealthy client is correct.

IF she manages to live that long, WHAT is she going to do in the next 5-10 years when her body/face finally gives out. (Not that she looks that great now) Seriously? What will she hawk in the future?

How do we know this isn’t just a good friend or a legit guy she likes? What makes everyone think this is a prostitution arrangement?

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MAYBE he’s her boyfriend. She must have daddy issues.

Yeah, she licenses her name to the club and maybe is expected to show up from time to time and drink booze on the house.

Remember that hilarious incident of her mother trying to take advantage of her daughter's freebie card for free ice-cream? That was so many "how much lower can that family sink?" ago.

R17, Lindsay has had quite a few strong women offer to mentor her. Oprah, Jane Fonda, Meryl Streep, Tina Fey. She had SO many chances. If you saw her reality show (that Oprah handed to her), you’d see her asshole mentality. She doesn’t WANT help. She doesnt want to change. Nobody can tell that skanky whore what to do.

Except the Russians.

[quote]IF she manages to live that long, WHAT is she going to do in the next 5-10 years when her body/face finally gives out. (Not that she looks that great now) Seriously? What will she hawk in the future?

I think she is already transitioning into a madam, who will take a cut from sex trafficked younger girls

R86, who are we discussing? Lindsay Lohan. If she’s near a man, he’s paying her. Period.

R91, totally agree.

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Good god people. That's just her granddad!

Can she even come to the US at this point?

A new low: Screams that her fiance is 'trying to kill her' - Following on from venting her anger on Snapchat and Twitter where she accused her fiancé, Egor Tarabasov, of cheating - the saga continued back at her flat with Egor which lead to the cops having to burst down the door, after receiving reports of a “woman in distress”

This is sad . A fall from grace . But at least she doesn’t look so strung out . Still she’d be awesome on a reality show . Perhaps running an escort agency ? Where’s Andy Cohen to get this thing started . I don’t fault her for hooking . The most famous of actresses and models have done it . She’s probably a clever business broad .

Wasn’t she dating a gigantic Korean guy?

[quote]She’s probably a clever business broad .

Yeah, that's why she's still an A-List actress.

In that video at R97 she sounds like a 65 year old life-long smoker.

What I find oddest about her is that she didn't just lose her mind; she lost her talent. How does that happen?

She was very good in movies. But she couldn't act for shit in that Elizabeth Taylor role.

[quote]She’s probably a clever business broad

She'd be a great ambassador for.....something, I'm sure.

I thought it was the boyfriend yelling in R97. Then, I wondered if it was her.

She comes out on the balcony at the end of the tape, r104.

As unsavory as this new life of Lindsay's appears to be, her parents aren't responsible any longer and they shouldn't be blamed.

Lindsay is choosing this lifestyle now, and has has for several years. As we know, Linds has had myraid of opportunities to turn her life around. Good god when Oprah Winfrey takes a personal interest in you and tries to help, that's an extremely rare chance and she was a fool to let that slip away.

What is she doing in R103? Interviewing new pint-size prostitutes to work in her "club"?

Sad. She was really pretty. Was it surgery that ruined her face?

Here is Busy Phillips doing "The Lindsay Hop"

[quote][R69], I've known enough cokeheads to say that NO ONE ON THE PLANET would simply walk around with THAT much blow on their shoes. If it was *actual* coke, she would've stopped the instant it fell to frantically scoop it back into whatever container it was in. Also, not even the hardest-core addicts carry THAT much coke on them at any one time in the first place. Sorry to burst your bubble, but whatever was on her shoes is either sand or dust of some sort. Or maybe flour. (Or it was photoshopped.)

You aren't bursting anyone's bubble. I remember when those photos were all over the mainstream press. TV gossip shows were trying to imply she had coke in her shoes. Not that the coke fell on them. Why would she be around flour?!

If it it wasn't coke, with her fucked up rep, why the hell would she even put talcum powder in her shoes, she knew there were photographers at whatever event these photos were from, she knew ANY white powder would draw attention to her rabid coke use.

I guess for her, any press, was better than none, even back then, at the height of her drug use.

[quote]Was it surgery that ruined her face?

More like booze, coke, and lack of sleep.

[quote]why the hell would she even put talcum powder in her shoes

To make them more comfortable. They may have been, unlike her, tight.

R76, maybe someone sneezed?

Talc also keeps the feets dry and less smelly.

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Agreed, a hardcore cokie would have licked the residue off the shoes.

This is so sad. Lindsay Lohan was a terrific actress and its such a shame her life went way off the rails.

Emma Stone is having the career that Lindsay could have had. Such a sham, I feel very sorry for her.

r102, the talented twin OD'd and the skanky twin moved to the UAB.

^^^^ Even the sidewalk, heck, r116.

r119 and see she was still pretty even though she was just literally snorting meth out of the gutter.

I'm disappointed she hasn't really shown what her cut off finger really looks like. She hides it with a long fake nail or a bandaid.

R38 Wilmer Valderrama likes to 'date' vulnerable underaged girls - that's why so many of his exes are fucked up

Just sad. Hard to imagine what good the future will bring to her.

Her eyes are brown now...

What's the deal with the Lilo/Tiffany Trump friendship?

They probably bonded over having creepy dirt bag fathers.

R124, drugs and scissoring.

Lindsay was not a TERRIFIC actress. She was mostly serviceable and her best work was in “Mean Girls”. And she was okay in that Prairie Home Companion movie.

So many BIs about that club being a front for prostitution and money laundering.

[quote]Her eyes are brown now...

That big pus-filled zit was pretty distracting.

Maybe PETA flour bombed her again.

[quote]So many BIs about that club being a front for prostitution and money laundering.

Some dubious Eurotrash or Arab set her up in it so, yes, it’s a front for these.

Who wants her, with her flat assed old woman body?

R132 and yellow teeth

It was the Nemo Mykonos until it was bought and rebranded. The reviews are scathing.

"Drama Queen (That Girl)" by LiLo is on the January 2005 GapKids In-Store Playlist!

What do we think of her baby brother? Kind of cute, no?

Her brother is Florence from Florence and the Machine?

She does have a really strange body. She's skinny enough where you can see bone and clear tendon? definition in her legs yet looks flabby and has a gut also no ass at all.

yeah, thats how female severe, long term alcoholics bodies look.

I love you, Gap Playlist guy @r135. I find your random tidbits to be fun and informative.

"Medley: Don't Move On/Living For The City/Changes", "Nobody 'Til You" AND "Very Last Moment In Time" by LiLo are ALL on the April 2005 GapKids In-Store Playlist!

So much Lohan music in a four hour block!

Who would be her male star-for-hire equivalent?

At least she had a full summer on Mykonos. Pretty sweet.

Are we sure that Cody at r136 isn't the younger sister post-transition?

How did LiLo's eyes change color?

There's five chins between the two of them.

Gap Playlist guy out of the hospital again, I see. Welcome back, my precious one.

R123, that’s weird. I have no doubt she’s used green contact lenses in the past, but I don’t think her eyes were that dark as a kid.

Maybe she had an eye infection and couldn’t wear them?

Ahhh, who are we kidding? She’s never let an infection get in her way.

Original eyes #1

Original eyes #2

Original eyes #3

with Kim Kardashian

I feel sorry for her.

Her brain is probably so fried, r152, she thinks she's on top of the world. She's playing with fire and as another poster said here a year or so ago, LL is likely running with a dangerous crowd out there. I'm not a sex worker but it doesn't take too many brain cells to figure out that some day she is going to run into the wrong guy(s).

R153, I think she already did when those Russian thugs almost ripped her finger off with the ring. But she didn't learn. Or maybe she understands this is the only life that she can have now.

r151, that picture is Lindsay with her brother, Nicholas.

Maybe Aaron Carter, R142?

Vanity Fair said it was KimK. Who the fuck is Nicholas?

r157 Kim K is 5 years older than her, she should have been notably older in that picture

"Agree with those who said her shit needs to be searched for trafficking."

Stop trying to make 'Retch' happen.

r157 "Lindsay Lohan and brother Nicholas, ages unknown."- Vanity Fair

She doesn't have a brother 'Nicholas'!

R95, that's also not her grandfather.

I can't keep up anymore, is it still ok to make fun of her for being a prostitute and drug addict? Or is that slut shaming?

R158 speaking of Kim Kardashian, I wonder if she had a slightly better upbringing than Lindsey. We don't see her snorting Meth out of gutters and walking around with bruises everywhere. Yes the Kardashians are whores but it's interesting that they didn't fall into the hard core addict lifestyle. I wonder how Kris and Dina differed as parents. Sorry to go off topic, I just always wonder why some people go completely off-the-wall and others manage to function, despite being exposed to the same temptations.

r164, I think the difference was just money. Kris had some and then married more. Dina had...a runaway itchy fisted drunkard of a husband who wears mesh tank tops. Did either of them even have jobs after they figured out they could pimp LiLo? Anyway, money allowed Kris to be more discerning in who to pimp her progeny out to. We're talking the difference between street corner meth whores and black book madame call girls, basically.

This is Lindsay Lohan with her grandfather, Nick:

Pay for two nights and the third one is free.

It is kind of funny but I also feel sorry for her. Even humping the whale (Weinstein) would have been preferable to how she’s ended up.

R165 you might be right. I remember reading a rather depressing study a few years ago that said that money and resources played a larger role in positive outcome for adolescents than various parenting methods.

Thank you, Theresa for your gift of "Prostitution Whore"

She was so pretty in the pics at R148 - r150.

Kris Jenner is like that hardcore mother in Pride & Prejudice who is obsessed with pushing her daughters into marriages with guys (above their own station) who can financially support them. Kris pushed all her daughters to hook up with black, rich men (rappers and basketball players) dumb enough to get roped into marrying them.

R173 I think they just like BBC (except courtney) from growing up around black athletes?

I wonder what her washed up rate is now?

What began her downfall? Hanging around with the like of Tara Reid & Paris Hilton?

"Some rich Arab? They don't seem very selective about the women they fuck"

Middle Eastern guys have the Madonna/Whore Complex. All women are whores except their saintly wives (and if she disappoints them, she gets killed).

Her downfall were her mooching parents conditioning her to take care of them whatever it takes.

R178 after a while you have to stop blaming the parents she is just a horrid grifter junkie loser

r179, r178's was a reply to r176. In case that wasn't clear.

Or are you insisting that the little girl Lindsay should have known better and ran away from her parents to look for better parental figures?

Her problems didn’t begin until after mean girls. She was an adult then.

I'm guessing Lindsay's sex really not that great - I'm sure she is very demanding and never satisfied. Not pleasant to be around no matter how stoned or drunk.

R151, how did she ever meet Kim Kardashian as a child? Were there mothers in a How To Pimp class together?

R123, I cannot figure out her eyes. That is so weird. The only thing I can think is that it’s a weird request from a john. Or maybe it disguises the size of her pupils better.

Interesting when Hollywood types start the big decline. She was such an asshole no one wishes her well. Just curious how far down she goes before she eventually OD's ...

R184 she is one of those junkies that will somehow live on into their 70s, in a trailer.

its in her blood

look at her ho mom

[quote]she is one of those junkies that will somehow live on into their 70s, in a trailer.

Yeah - you're probably right. And she'll still have guys that want to fuck her ...

[quote] Her problems didn’t begin until after mean girls. She was an adult then.

These things don't happen overnight. There's a build up and origin story about how these problems manifested themselves. That's like saying that people get immediately AIDS and there's no HIV positive positive transition period leading to the AIDS stage.

Elle and Dakota Fanning are just biding their time until LiLo dies...then one of them will play her in the film bio. As a younger version of course.

Cloris Leachman will portray her from 25 up to her death.

And as usual Allison Janney will play the fucked up mother who fucks up her child.

Sorry: Laurie Metcalf

She could just be exclusively fucking that creepy old man for cash which would make her a whore of sorts but not a prostitution whore.

R190 Chill out Laurie you can play the equally fucked up sister Ali.

[quote]She could just be exclusively fucking that creepy old man for cash which would make her a whore of sorts but not a prostitution whore.

If a person is fucking for money they are a prostitute.

The Lohan Beach Club has been very successful - another Lohan Club is opening in Rhodes.

She is also getting a reality show on MTV.

She really is like a cat with nine lives.

R15, You drop a BOMBSHELL and then don't give more details? So it was the Arabs responsible for MJ's death and not whomever owned his music properties? Was his doctor paid off?

Yes it was an Arabian country taking revenge on MJ for drugs he bought but didn't pay for. The same people got Whitney for the same reason.

Oh no the conspiracy troll is here!!!

I hope she spites all you bitches and becomes the grandest prostitution whore-madame since Belle Watling.

Thank God someone finally mentioned the mesh shirt. Where did her problems start? Look no further than the biggest and original sleazebag in her life.

I heard sad tales of when she lived at Chateau Marmont. Crying during sex is prob the norm for her. I think she was hooking as early as when she was with Ronson . The friends (nicole Ritchie et al) staged an intervention, I think they had the dirt on her.

I think she may have been sexually abused by some casting couch creep like Weinstein and that’s what may have started her downfall.

[quote] Oh no the conspiracy troll is here!!!

It's it past your bedtime? You need to take your meds and relax. And stay off DL - it's bad for your heart ...

[quote]I hope she spites all you bitches and becomes the grandest prostitution whore-madame since Belle Watling.

I'll put my bets on the trailer-trash option ...

R201... I think that her parents are complicit in this...no doubt that they pimped her out to pedophilic Hollywood bigwigs. Why do you think she has never done anything remotely resembling jail time for the shenanigans she has done? The judges are being paid off by her abusers.

Lindsay is a lost cause. The high point of her life was Mean Girls. But she will have a "career" as long as she can control her booze and drugs and she doesn't get to fat. Most high=priced hookers are sort of charming. I don't think Lindsay has this quality - I think she too arrogant and too nasty.

Or sometimes you just fall into a bad crowd, r188. She went off the rails when she started hanging out with Hilton, Reid etc.

She looks disgusting and bloated. I never thought she was particularly good looking to begin with, especially with all those freckles. However, I reckon she’s with that old asshole because no one else is interested.

[QUOTE] Most high=priced hookers are sort of charming

Heidi Fleiss was a real charmer.

Heidi was a management - she was a madam ...

[quote]I reckon she’s with that old asshole because no one else is interested.

Money talks. But he sure doesn't look like a "catch." I think hooking is hard work - so many creeps ..

yes, poor lohan, she has to compete with the insta hos too!

[Quote] I think that her parents are complicit in this...no doubt that they pimped her out to pedophilic Hollywood bigwigs.

Wouldn't surprise me. She was a little [italic]too[/italic] good in Georgia Rule.

Wonder how much MTV is paying her for that reality series ? Probably not a lot if she still has to whore her way through life. What happened to that Asian guy she was with?

“What happened to that Asian guy”

R213: I think she hooks up with a lot of these guys and then they see what they’ve let themselves in for. She hasn’t really got anything to offer so after a while they bail.

[quote]Lindsay is the poor man's Barbara Payton.....

I have always thought the same thing.

[quote]Broken people lead broken lives. Call New Age stuff like The Secret total bullshit, but imho anything that motivates you to switch from broken life to a not-so-broken life, though self empowerment, is a good thing.

Oh god, it is the persistent Law-of-attraction/The-Secret idiot. I am not against self-help but I think Emily Yoffe sums up The Secret perfectly in her article for Slate:

At this point I should add that The Secret is not only drivel—it's pernicious drivel. The obvious question that arises from its claim that it's easy to get what you want, is: Why do so many people get what they don't want? As Byrne writes, "Imperfect thoughts are the cause of all humanity's ills, including disease, poverty, and unhappiness." Yes, according to The Secret, people don't just randomly end up being massacred, for example. They are in the wrong place because of their own lousy thinking. Cancer patients have long been victims of this school of belief. But The Secret takes it to a new and more repulsive level with its advice not just to blame people for their illness, but to shun them, lest you start being infected by their bummer thoughts, too.

R213, MTV doesn't pay much for anything but I'd guess it's next to nothing for Lohan. The publicity is her payment and she thrives on that. The fact that she has a camera crew following her vapid life must bring her to orgasmic tears.

I know people sometimes put talcum powder in their shoes, I meant to post, who the hell would put that MUCH into their shoes?!

In those photos, it looked as if she added the entire canister of talc! If that white powder was talcum powder, she was likely high out of her mind and did add way too much powder into her heels.

I bet the MTV show falls through. She’s a whore/skank junky who’ll be incapable of reining it in for the cameras.

I have read rumors forever that her mom pimped her out to Tommy Mottolla for a record deal. That may have been the beginning...

TMZ reporting Dina has filed for bankruptcy. Keep fucking for money Linds. Your mom needs all the money she can get.

I can believe that r220. Amanda Bynes’ parents too. Would not surprise me at all. People are that thirsty for fame and money.

[quote]TMZ reporting Dina has filed for bankruptcy.

Dina is close to $2 Million in debt.

Her father looks the worst of the two.

r208, I don't know how anyone could have watched the documentaries about her and NOT found her charming. But maybe you're judging her "charm" on her reconstructed nose work rather than on her actual personality because you don't know anything about her personality.

I wish people would stick to having opinions about things they actually know about. These LickShitAlley neandertheists and like blind people describing the rainbow about everything.

The Lohan in the upper left corner doesn't look like the other Lohans. Her eyes are a different shape and even her teeth are different.

Dina's nose is collapsing. Somebody should invent a stainless steel nasal sheathe for coke users.

You can always take it up the ass, r226.

Amanda Bynes is completely different. She has a mental illness that presented itself around the age that mental illnesses typically do, r222. Her parents got her into a conservatorship, which is something that Lohan's parents would never do.

I hope she remembers enough to have a dishy book ghostwritten when she's 50.

R228, I had no idea about Bynes. Thanks.

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You just know that her panties are all crusty and stained.

If she’s even wearing any...

I wonder what they give her in exchange? She’s looks like a mangy old skank so it can’t be much. That Grampa probably gave her the loose change he had in his pockets.

Oh for fuck's sake; stop going on about Lipstickalley as of this site is a foundation of scholastic excellence and nuance. Got enough slow wits on here to fill a Special School. At least those on Lipstickalley know how to deploy a Gif with wit far better than the concrete handed dunderheads on here in too much supply over the last two years.

Lindsay is really good at her job and a multitasker. I think she has earned a 3 or 4 noun identity.

Lindsay is a _____________ ___________ Prostitution Whore.

The pic at R232 immediately put this in my mind: the deluded performance of it all, but a certain professionalism.

DL is always ahead of the curve. As if on command, Momager Lohan files for bankruptcy. Train wreck begets train wreck. We’re past Oprah intervention here - time for Suze Orman level intervention.

Dina Lohan lives in Merrick Long Island? Since when did Merrick become an enclave of 7 million dollar homes?! I had family who lived there years ago. They made a decent income and had fairly nice home. The husband was a plumber, the wife a teacher, but I certainly don't recall any elaborate homes.

Here you go: "Households in Merrick, NY have a median annual income of $138,570, which is more than the median annual income in the United States."

More like Dina put that 7 million up her nose!

Dina spent a fortune of skank dresses and luxe but ugly bootie shoes.

[quote] She was very good in movies.

I'm really curious regarding the origin of this urban myth. She was merely good and adequate in the roles she was given when she started out. There was no indication ever that she was going to blossom into some major force in Hollywood. In fact, Hollywood is full of actors and actresses who basically followed her arc but without fucking up, and ended up being B-/C list working actors.

r235, the dunderheads here are all from LickShitAlley (and FrauSleuths). Yes, you. And there is neither anything "witty" about gifs nor should the usage of such be something in which to take pride.

LSA is a cesspool of misogynist, homophobic, racist, know-nothing, mentally disabled, paranoid schizophrenic, factphobic neandertheists who mistake lazy art direction for Evidence of biblical numerology prophecy about satanic pedophile trans feminist beta sex kitten-lizard blue blood illuminati elites & their globalist mission to turn your sons gay; they think paparazzi photos of pregnant actresses feeding parking meters are actually advertisements for lactation kink call girls and that any death of a friend or family member of a famous person is a blood sacrifice; they believe MKUltra mind controllers communicate their slaves' ranks through hair dye and tacky fabric prints. This isn't just one or two people; you have 40 part threads, totalling thousands of pages, teeming with skinbags who are both dangerously mentally ill and dumber than dirt. They are the dregs of humanity. I have never seen such toxic ignorance on jubilant display as it is there; those sad, twisted morons are the intellectual equivalents of tubgirl and the smell hits you immediately.

Also: [quote] stop going on about Lipstickalley as of this site is a foundation Oh dear...

r238 - Meet r223.

r243, they don't read, they're only interested in posting, nothing anyone else has posted could possibly be as interesting as what they're going to post. This is the twitterfication of online discourse.

r239 - Click link at r223.

While some debt is associated with the house, "Lohan owes another $4,600 in California state taxes, and $9,000 to the state of New York. She also owes another $10,000 to Honda, and lists her Victoria’s Secret credit card as a revolving account, but doesn’t know how much she owes on it. Andl ists $10,000 to her kid’s former private school, St. Anthony High School."

I remember when she worked with Meryl in "A Prairie Home Companion" Meryl told the press what a great actress she thought LiLo was. Her downfall is sad.

Meryl Streep on working with Lohan:

“Lindsay knew her lines better than we did,” she says firmly, then continues in a slightly more indulgent tone. “She’s very young. It’s a great sort of coin to have, a wonderful time in somebody’s life. I’m aware of the tabloid stuff because my kids tell me, but I don’t read it, and frankly, I couldn’t care less. When they say ‘Action,’ Lindsay is completely, visibly living in front of the camera, and that’s all anybody really cares about.” She compares Lohan with, of all people, Cher as a young performer. Both actresses have a brazenly confessional manner that leads them to fling away intimate secrets. And yet, Streep says, both are unexpectedly self-contained, and Lohan’s psyche, like Cher’s, has deeper contours than some would expect�guarded places that serve as her storehouse of creativity. “She’s in command of the art form,” Streep says with high seriousness. “Whatever acting is, I don’t know what it is, she’s in command of it. I think she could do anything she puts her mind to.”

Which is why a lot of DL posts/threads become redundant so fast, r244. People just move on because posters repeat sometimes really outdated info and get offended(!) when it is politely pointed out to them.

Sometimes you say things just to be polite and to be seen as a true professional.

R249 agreed. Lohan has (or had) some modicum of talent, but when you’re promoting a movie you’re gonna sing your co star praises even if you think they are just ok or mediocre. Thousands have come through the entertainment industry with SOME talent.

Ya know, the old man she's with in the photo linked in OP is not bad, I mean that's kinda what I imagine BILL TAYLOR looks like.

Well even if she ends up a sleazy prostitution whore with nothing at least she got to experience real fame and wealth for a little bit.

Early bloom, early rot

[quote] I mean that's kinda what I imagine BILL TAYLOR looks like.

The guy in the photo is put together well, has a flattering haircut for his age, and a nice watch. BILL TAYLOR is not in the same tax bracket based on my interpretation of his story.

BILL TAYLOR fantasizes about garbagemen.

To be honest, R255, it's not all that different from fantasizing about Lindsay Lohan.

That made me chuckle, r256. - Can't say I didn't see it coming too.

[quote] both are unexpectedly self-contained, and Lohan’s psyche, like Cher’s, has deeper contours than some would expect�guarded places that serve as her storehouse of creativity.

Talk about WORD SALAD, r247.

R247, Spy Magazine used to have a little column called “Logrolling In Our Time”, in which they published mutually brown-nosing quotes by authors.

That’s what this sounds like. I’m sure LL said some equally buttlicking things about Meryl. In reality, I bet Meryl was like “you bratty lush!” And LL was like “you’re not the boss of me, you prude!”

Very good (old) article on Lindsay with an astonishingly beautiful photo spread. Linds looks clean and classy, reminiscent of Grace Kelly or Sharon Stone.

What LL *thinks* she looks like on a yacht...

What Lindsay really looks like on a yacht.

The 'LickShitAlley' hater sounds completely unhinged.

They're basically in every DL celebrity thread. Their modus operandi is always the same, they start with accusing the posters of being stans, stalkers, fraus or they immediately bring up 'LickShitAlley'. As if LSA is the only place online where fans get their celebrity gossip.

Obsessed much? This dude needs to take their fucking meds.

Since IMDb closed down their forums, I'm beginning to think many of their unhinged trolls have made their way to DL.

[quote]Middle Eastern guys have the Madonna/Whore Complex. All women are whores except their saintly wives (and if she disappoints them, she gets killed).

Maybe if you stopped drinking Pamela Geller's piss, you wouldn't be this stupid and racist. And from the looks of your other posts, I can guess your agenda when it comes to "A-rabs"

Linds is living the dream!

242 - Shut ya tail. Everything you said about Lipstickalley is mirrored here, except over here the breadth of subject matter is decreasing. And so stuck are you on Lipstickalley you can't conceive of anybody of contrary opinion to you is a mere visitor to this site? Like I said SHUT YA TAIL and go sit down find something constructive do. Waste Man either of the black male black woman hating variety or just your bargain bucket white racist.

Remember when she was gay for a couple years? By the way, whatever happened to Samantha ronson?

R266 = black

R267 on dykes skid row.

Maybe she likes her life.

This looks AWFUL. She can't act anymore.

Judging by that trailer Lohan is now in Steven Segal territory— cheap, eastern European produced dreck.

Don’t know if that is a step up or down.

[quote]Don’t know if that is a step up or down.

It's a step up

-- Demi Moore

Shame on you Miss OP. Old dudes need lovin too.

When child stars financially support their parents and the parents turn out to be greedy, selfish assholes, the child’s psyche will be affected bigtime. Add the mindfuck of early fame along with the pressure to keep the income rolling in for your dependent family and you are bound to be fucked up. Surely there are more but these come to mind:.

Lindsey Lohan

Macauley Culkin

Michael Jackson

Whitney Houston — not famous until 19 years old, but she supported her manager/father for 800 years (along with her entire family) and he later sued her for 100 million dollars

And, of course, the genius Judy Garland. The incomparable talent. She had the love and adoration of everyone in the world and everything to live for. But Ethel was the ultimate stage mother and was on the payroll. She essentially pimped her daughter out to the ghoul named Louis B. Mayer.

Not saying these people can’t choose to get help in adulthood to try and heal, but the cards are stacked heavily against them.

R275 Culkin seems to have emerged from his childhood different but intact. He's got a great sense of humor.

The girl from Stranger Things seems doomed. She'll be in rehab by 2021.

Lohan had horrible parents yes, but she also had lots of people offer to help her and she shat on every single chance to turn her life around. She and she alone is responsible for where she is today

R276 I always hear people say the stranger things girl is going to wind up a druggie but I don't understand why. I have never heard of her acting out.

Well R277

-She's the family purse (they were dirt poor when she got the show) -Her dad was asking agencies for more money to sign her -She seems REALLY into being famous in her interviews -She dresses like a woman twice her age -She doesn't go to school and hangs out with adults

It's basically the same place Lohan was at post-Parent Trap

Parents who treat their famous kids as a kid vs Parents who treat their famous kids as an ATM R277

R276 Culkin had or has a serious drug problem

R47, You think Ricky Martin looks "about 50"? Try dropping a decade!

As for LL: Imagine the situations NOT caught on camera. And add anyone named Jenner, Baldwin, Hadid, Gerber, ....

R278 Ah, I see. I didn't know about all that. Well, maybe she'll luck out and do okay. Stranger things have happened (sorry I couldn't resist ).

Lindsay Lohan no doubt had terrible parents but I suspect she also has an organic personality disorder. I always hear people give her as an example as someone destroyed by Hollywood but I have a feeling that she would have been just as bad off ,and maybe much worse, if she had stayed in long island. Her primary problems are bad parenting, mental illness and genetics.

I remember years ago when her decline began, there were media outlets and blogs comparing her to Marilyn Monroe. She played it up by posing in Marilyn dresses and wigs in photo shoots and referencing her in interviews. I think she was actually flattered by the comparisons and it drove her further into a destructive lifestyle. Now she's too far in but I think she initially could have turned things around. Monroe had plenty of good qualities but the idolization of her among young women is deeply unhealthy.

Posts r263 considers NON-psychotic:

[quote] They got dis bish out here. Kitten print and sex beta kittened down

[quote] Think there might be a meaning behind that random stripe of green hair?

[quote] I'm thinking it may have been a sacrificial baby, she's been making a LOT of power moves...Paying dues some how

[quote] Wow! The blood rituals were on fleek this week!

[quote] it seems as though when a celeb is dressed as an astronaut, they are about to be elevated in rank

[quote] I wonder if all of hollywood does blood sacrifices,gay rituals and pedophilia and if so did tupac do it

[quote] the people who voted against the federal reserve were all in the titanic

[quote] I heard they worship demons. And vigilante christian also says stay vigilant

[quote] I have a history being directly involved in certain areas of this, as a victim...you guys have gained so much info that its time to move up to the next level of knowledge. What I am about to share can not be told to people who don't have the knowledge you guys have gained in this thread. The entire entertainment industry, politics and armed forces are under satanic rule...They sell their souls to Satan...they belong to cults and do rituals and make sacrifices. Once they sell their soul their children are automatically fair game. (i.e. why is 44 daughter hanging out in Hollywood)...pedophilia is so rampant is because the basics of stanism is to defy The Almighty...this world is based off of the basic standards of The Bible...They have ways of chipping people as well as cloning people to make them slaves...They tell you all over tv and movies what they are doing. They have to. There is a law within Satanism that they have to tell you their plans

[quote] These hurricanes and other natural disasters seem very suspicious...The names...also give me some pause. I hope y'all know these names aren't chosen randomly at all

[quote] H31di Kluuuhm is starting to advertise her sons

[quote] I can't help but wonder if there's some sort of meaning behind that number

[quote] There entourage is made up of handlers and other programmed "friends" to reinforce their programming, make them think their lives are normal...most groupies are C I A or F B I and all celebs have an extensive file, when you mess up or programming starts breaking, your file gets pulled

[quote] Wow at that tweet spelling "Satan" backwards

[quote] M.2.M. always had a checkered purple floor for its opening theme. It's also the only Bravo show with a blatant fr€€mas@nry symbol. Purple is the emblem of Union in the M@sonic world...let's not pretend it's a coincidence that the floor is checkered

[quote] How do you know they are cle@rly girls? I don't come to that c0nclusion. Wlki ( & other sites) can make up your wh0le life. They cre@te pics, re@latives and so on. I d0n't believe any of them p0pped out a b@by...I think Brucilla was b0rn fem@le and (then to M,) then back to F. (like Ch@z M-F-M) "They" are f00ling/c0nfusing pe0ple

[quote] supreeem cpurt judge's accuser has terrible reviews in rate my professor...I know we are supposed to believe a "victim" but reading her reviews, I think she's a woman scorned. People lie all the time about everything. And on 8.ch.an they found an old case if her parents that the judges mom was a judge on!..The judge would NOT have made it this far if he had a shady background...accusers brother works for fusion gps law firm, you can't make this shit up. Yes you can, just call it fake news!

[quote] this color White all the celebs are wearing now? Can't remember so what does the color White mean again? I believe it has something to do with moving up the ranks

[quote] What do you think Umbrella got in exchange for her baby?

[quote] So Cardy would be preggo advertising but she loses her breath too fast? It seems like she's saying that if anyone wanted her they waited too late. The baby is too big folks. She's not advertising any more

[quote] neurological consciousness implanting is real, and tedious but not hard

I'm trying to picture the trainwreck a non-famous Lohan would have become R283

Let's imagine!

A non-famous Lohan would probably have a degree from a community college and be working in "hotel management".

Or a backpage hooker

R287 hmm I get more of a restaurant management vibe from her (and she would inevitably be fired when it was discovered she was stealing from the cash register ).

There would be multiple appearances on one of those Judge Judy type shows. She would be there due to disputes between her and employers, boyfriends, and at one point her mother. Her most successful job experience was as a clerk at MAC makeup, she was eventually fired after cursing out her boss. She would have wracked up several duis and domestic abuse charges by now. Frequently posts Marilyn Monroe quotes on her facebook. Not currently in a relationship, but sometimes bangs the local married used car dealer, Nick, in exchange for a meal out. Awkward because Nicks wife Linda is one of her mom's best friends and they still run into each other from time to time. Currently planning to leave long Island and start over in Tampa, Florida away from "toxic and negative influences ". She hopes to open a spa one day.

R278 Lohan was a little bitch though and everyone loves Millie.

Further regarding MBB, r277, there are lots of stories about how hard Brown's family is pimping her out and making her, for example, do endless interviews and paid appearances, selling autographs and meet-and-greets, etc.

Her father is also known for demanding that she (=he) receive payments for her appearances, and for the whole family to be comped at restaurants, hotels etc.

In other words, her family is milking her as an asset just like Dina milked LiLo (there are stories about LL saying to her mother that she needed a break from working as a tween, and her mother making her do one project after another too).

If MBB grows up to be anything other than a LiLo/ Culkin hybrid, it'll be a miracle.

[quote] Not currently in a relationship, but sometimes bangs the local married used car dealer, Nick, in exchange for a meal out. Awkward because Nicks wife Linda is one of her mom's best friends and they still run into each other from time to time.

Also, awkward because Nick is her grandpa.

The people who are nearly frothing with anticipation of a Millie Bobby (sp?) Brown breakdown are the same ones who spew elaborately detailed fantasies about "pedo elites". They're sick fucks. Other people self-destructing after taking a risk affirms their terror-based mindset. They refuse to believe that any woman, particularly any woman of color, could ever be successful on her own merits and thus must be a (brainwashed devil worshipping) whore. Any successful black man in the industry, who does not resemble or sound like their closeted church choir director, is also *accused* of being a sloppy bottom. Any white person who adopts a child of color is a racist satanist who is sexually abusing that child. These people are lunatics who sweat bigotry from every pore.

For people who spew elaborately detailed fantasies, look no further than r293.

r294, really? It's amazing I was able to *tediously implant neurological consciousness* into your buddies so they would spend years hunting and pecking and ignoring spellcheck to lay out post after post page after page thread after thread of *my* biblical prophecy as revealed by eyeglitter shades. I am so fucking powerful.

Ladies, could we get back on subject?

I am curious now though if LSA is where all the psychotic fans are migrating from. I’m not really familiar with the site but lately it seems we’ve had an invasion of immature females who obsess about relatively obscure celebrities.

R247 My god, Streep is insufferably pretentious!

Her finances are a mystery to me. I realize that she hooks, but that can't make her THAT much money, and I'm sure that she's blown through her acting money.

Taking delight in someone else’s misery. How lovely.

What a world.

r296, behold the psychosis:

She can’t be making much money. If she was she’d help her mom out, no? Perhaps they had a falling out.

She gets paid in hooch and heroin.

I can barely understand what those women are talking about. That explains the Renner troll though.

R164 I think the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the Kardashian girls -- why Lohan is such a gross hopeless mess and the Kardashian daughters have their acts together -- is more to do with their respective dads than the moms.

Robert Kardashian was a successful man, strong family values, a devoted dad and seemingly good guy (OJ case aside!). He seemed like a positive role model and is highly regarded by the entire family as a wonderful patriarch. That fills a daughter up with self-esteem, worldly courage, and backbone. Likewise, when he died and they had Bruce Jenner come into their lives, he may not have been a brilliant father but he was considered a legend. A SUCCESS. And he wasn't an addict, or an abuser. He was there for the girls. When daughters grow up confident, stable and strong, it is usually because they have a father that is successful, safe, a hard worker, is respected by the outside world, and a good provider and protector. It gives the daughter a huge infusion of family pride and pride of self, when the dad is a strong, stable and well-regarded man in the world. It's wholly positive.

Look at Madonna. She lost her mom and that was devastating for her emotionally. However, she had a strong, stable, loving dad that took her seriously and engaged her. And she has been fed by that relationship and thus was able to follow her dreams, she has high self-esteem, is not on drugs nor an alkie, super organized, good businesswoman...she has conquered damn the world!

Poor Miss Lohan had the opposite situation -- a horrible, icky coked-up father who abused her mother, abandoned the whole family, who betrays her constantly to the press, he lies, has been arrested multiple times, has done time, and is wildly unstable financially, psychologically, emotionally, has delusions of grandeur, and who has recreated awful, unhealthy, abusive patterns in subsequent relationships like with that awful horrible Kate Major woman. Lohan's dad has only been burden, an embarrassment and an antagonistic failure to his daughter. I mean, both of Lindsay's parents are Borderline -- but if at least the dad had been stable, then Dina could have been a dysfunctional druggie mess and Lindsay would have still turned out well.

While we was giving blowjobs by the dumpster out back behind Burger King, I wished Lindsay success with this here new movie.

Horribly sad for her. Her life is empty.

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R307 His daughter Peaches died of a heroin overdose.

R308 Well having Paula Yates as your mom is gonna mess you up. Peaches was the eldest child. She was totally traumatized by her mom and dad's divorce, mother's negligence, mother's out-of-control drug use and tragic death. As the oldest sister it hit her hardest, and she understood every dysfunctional thing going on crystal clearly.

Her dad actually helped her get clean and turn her life completely around. Her life was going very well when she died. She wasn't on a public downward spiral. She had an adorable young husband, two gorgeous babies, a beautiful country house, and a budding career as a presenter. But she had a secret moment of relapse, and it killed her.

[quote] She had an adorable young husband, two gorgeous babies, a beautiful country house, and a budding career as a presenter.

That's the frauiest thing I'd read since the Turpin family threads. Yuck!!!

Lindsay Lohan's fate had she stayed a frau on Long Island:

R278, that is so not true. A lot of people have made memes and frank discussions about how they dislike her. She is a big headed girl on the path to Lohan territory .

MBB has also been getting some flack for "being friends" with Drake.

She would have had a fine life if she stayed in NJ. Her family had a nice upper middle class home so things were alright before fame seeped in. Yeah, her father was abusive, but that's nothing new in this world. She would have gone to college, joined a sorority, put on some weight by now due to two kids and the husband. Since she's a ginger her husband would be a slightly above average blonde with a stocky former HS football player build.

He's be an Account Manager someplace. They'd be saving for a Disney cruise but need to postpone because her sister just got engaged. Her parents would be divorced but she wouldn't be some addict forced to sex work. My story might sounds boring, but I'd take it over her rise and fall.

From r216

[quote] But The Secret takes it to a new and more repulsive level with its advice not just to blame people for their illness, but to shun them, lest you start being infected by their bummer thoughts

In order to believe in your own self empowerment you need to take responsibility for your life. The good and the bad. Otherwise you are stuck in a state where others do things to you and you give them credit for it and you are just along for a ride and claim "this is being done to me, and this is being done to me, and that is being done to me, and omg how did that happen? Oh, yeah! Others did that to me! I have no power on my own, they / others have all the power over me (and I am ok with that ... sure, I am not happy about that sometimes, but, well, it's better than taking responsibility)". You can't just nit pick what you want to take credit for. You have to take responsiblity for your actions, and more importantly: Reactions to the things around you.

Again, people don't have to believe in things like The Secret (and AA), but they can be of use to those who hit rock bottom and have nothing left to lose. Because that's when people are finally open to new ideas and changing their established beliefs.

So, is she sitting on that older guys cock in the first photo? I imagine she is as she has that "going through the motions" look. He's kinda like "I can't believe my cock is in this young thing".

I think it's more like his genitals rub against her genitals while there are still layers of fabric between them.

She should have opened for business in one of the more renowned hotels in London. That’s where a lot of the rich Arabs hangout (especially during the summer season). I’ve heard they can pay up to thirty thousand for a weekend with a high end hooker.

Even Lohan’s skanky ass should be able to pull in a couple of hundred, and she could make a lot more if she was pimpling out some young fresh pussy.

Sorry I meant pimping.

She's already explored and is exploring that market, r318. I saw a photo of her sitting on the lap of what looked like a wealthy Arab businessman in traditional garb on her Instagram. I posted it here and that was 2 years ago. LL has since deleted the image.

I could see rich Arabs lining up for Millie Bobby Brown (Stranger Things), but for Lindsay Lohan? "Been there, done that!".

Do you think they make her watch Mean Girls while they fuck her?

R19 I stand by your first version

If they really want to degrade her, they make her watch "Liz & Dick" or "I Know Who Killed Me."

[quote] She would have had a fine life if she stayed in NJ

She's from Long Island, but I know what you mean. Most people are not cut out for the horrible pressures of fame and she certainly is not one of them.

r315, no: magical thinking and allegiance to fantasy does not help anybody. And, frankly, comparing the new age narcissism of The Secret with AA's medically and scientifically unsound faith healing approach to treating chronic illness is completely incoherent. Why don't you go volunteer in a burn ward and then come back and tell us all about how "things don't just happen to people"?

So has BILL TAYLOR spent the summer in Mykonos getting plowed by hot local rent boys and socializing with LL and other top celebs? No wonder he's been quiet here.

BILL TAYLOR strikes me more as a Branson kind of guy.

Something similar to this is already happening to Lohan.

[quote] I think the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the Kardashian girls -- why Lohan is such a gross hopeless mess and the Kardashian daughters have their acts together -- is more to do with their respective dads than the moms.

You're completely ignoring the fact that their mother has carried them their whole lives. If what you were saying is true, then why is Rob Jr. such a loser? I mean, you'd think with such a successful father, he would have turned out better.

TRue R330. Kris is a monster, but she's a master businesswoman. It'll be interesting to see how quickly it all collapses when she croaks.

R3300 it doesn’t work that way for guys. For them it’s a mom thang and his mom is a user, a cheater and an invalidator of Men.

Especially this scene, r324.

[quote]why is Rob Jr. such a loser?

Pussywhipped. To Death.

R271 I had no idea she's got a new movie coming out (first one in five years). The poster looks hilarious:

r334 = misogynist

r326,

[quote] no: magical thinking and allegiance to fantasy does not help anybody.

That's ok, other people live and experience life different than you. You call it magical thinking and allegiance to fantasy and others like you may even call it delusional, but to me it's real and a better way of living than, say, Lindsay Lohan's life, the main topic of this thread, right now.

{quote] And, frankly, comparing the new age narcissism of The Secret with AA's medically and scientifically unsound faith healing approach to treating chronic illness is completely incoherent.

To you. No point to educate you since you are in no position to get it.

[quote] Why don't you go volunteer in a burn ward and then come back and tell us all about how "things don't just happen to people"?

I deal with lots of people and their past issues. Rape, sexual assault within the family, physical illnesses, resentment issues and it all comes down to finding comfort in self empowerment and looking forward instead of looking back. Quite frankly, you could use a session or two about "who hurt you in the past to make you act like a high almighty douchebag on an anonymous message board?", because someone really did a number (two) on you. Good luck.

Damn. I'm gone two days and this thread has grown by 200 posts! It's like the DL years of yore.

Also, apologies if it's already been linked, but have you guys discussed the NYT article on her from over the summer? In which she refused to pose for photos unless The Times paid $$$? (which, of course, it never does)

As for who might be paying her bills: it's Mykonos, bitches. Half its visitors these days are wealthy, fugly Russians and others from ex-Soviet nations who've made minor fortunes in dubious fashions. I seriously doubt LiLo has a scintilla of difficulty either keeping her club running with hordes of tacky people willing to pay $800-a-bottle for mid-range vodka solely to be in the vicinity of her "celebrity," on top of the tens of thousands she likely charges for "special services."

I doubt she has any of her own bills in the traditional sense. She's a permanent "guest"

[quote]Lohan had horrible parents yes, but she also had lots of people offer to help her and she shat on every single chance to turn her life around. She and she alone is responsible for where she is today

This. REPEATEDLY.

I'm surprised that she's still alive. She was such a cute kid. It's sad that she's where she is now. With the drugs, I guess she's the female version of Keith Richards... which I'm surprised he's alive, too.

[quote]Who is that fat fuck she's with in the [R31] link?

[quote]Some rich Arab? They don't seem very selective about the women they fuck, as long as the woman is white, with a passable face and not obese, they are there. Points if she gives blowjobs.

Just like white guys.

What did happen to that Asian bodybuilder she was supposedly with?

R324 - I love you. I needed that laugh today.

R343 he found out what she’s about and moved on.

What happened to Ali? Didn't Dina sell her to Korea?

WTF is a beach club and how does one make a living off it, sounds sketchy as hell.

The guy in OP's picture looks absolutely pathetic.

[quote]Posts [R263] considers NON-psychotic:

You don't know me, don't get me involved in your circle jerk about LSA.

R285, actually YOU are coming across as psychotic. Did you see what you posted?!

If LSA bothers you to this bizarre extent, why the hell are you reading that forum, then coming here and re-posting their posts? Shut your trap is right! You're thoroughly unhinged.

I'll give her credit for one thing, and that's her decision to not involve children. So many of these slutty hot messes think that popping out a few babies will redeem them, when all it does is continue the cycle of dysfunction. I mean look at Ryan o Neal and Farrah fawcetts freakshow son. She's in no position to parent and seems to recognize that.

I'd be surprised if she could sustain life at this point R350.

I bet, if she's ever been pregnant, she aborted because pregnancy gets in the way of partying, not for any sense of knowing she'd be a shit parent.

If she had the slightest bit of self-awareness, she would have cut her toxic family off years ago.

[quote]I bet, if she's ever been pregnant, she aborted because pregnancy gets in the way of partying, not for any sense of knowing she'd be a shit parent.

During her reality show she claimed she had a miscarriage. People didn't really believe her but if she was she deluded herself at that time into thinking she was fit to be a parent.

I think her eggs are way too rancid or pickled to be viable. Either that, she sold them long ago for some quick cash.

This white trash lady I used to work with sold her eggs when she was younger and got a few thousand for them. I'm not sure what the vetting process is, if there is one, but she was intelligent.

Her womb is so polluted...

Does she have huge double Ds now? Matronly boobs, what a turn on!

Have we figured out who that sad sack is whose lap she is sitting in? He's got the same look I picture all the DL queens who have to pay for sex have. Sad, desperate, and pathetic.

R356 Just you wait "Enry Iggins" ! Sad,desperate and pathetic will hit your ass much faster than you think. Some of those old dudes can fuck like demons,never judge a book by its cover.

I don't care about getting old r357, it's the having to pay for sex that's "sad, desperate, and pathetic". Most DL queens on here are obsessed with youth and are upper middle class, so they are usually the ones paying for sex. I for one would never pay for sex. So sad.

[quote]Some of those old dudes can fuck like demons, never judge a book by its cover.

Yet, who cares?! Do you really want a fuck an old dude who isn't attractive, with thin spindly legs and huge pot belly. Who cares if he "fucks like a demon".

Visuals actually do play a large part in desire and who we want to fuck. The man doesn't have to be a super model or ripping with muscles, but c'mon, who wants to fuck an old dude who hasn't take care of his body, maybe another old dude who looks the same. Just because he has money? Count me out, I'm not a whore.

She’s probably with grampa because pickings are slim. Let’s be honest, the wares she’s hawking are of the bargain basement variety. She’s a skank and she looks like one. She reminds me of some meth whore who’s hanging round the back of the McDonald’s drive thru dispensing ten dollar blow jobs for her next fix.

The "miscarriage" she claimed on the OWN show was widely debunked. I always thought she didn't want children because she thought it would wreck her figure.

[QUOTE] I'll give her credit for one thing, and that's her decision to not involve children

Agreed. She seems to have a brain cell in that respect.

R359 Listen Hun , one day you are going to be that pot bellied old man and you're going to only wish someone wanted to fuck you ever again . You'll be lucky to even have the opportunity to pay for it even if you wanted to. I concede it might be different for confirmed bottoms,of wich I am. That bitch could look like a gargoyle as long as his dick is hard and plowing me.Its all about the dick .Always has been ,always will be.

She's a walking STD.

click at your own risk

R365 Why does she look so old? Isn’t she about 30? Is it old lady makeup that’s aging her? I’ve known party animals who held onto their looks longer than she has. Wtf??

She was officially born in 1986, r366, so that would make her 32. Most actors take 3 years off their age, but I think that would be hard for her to do since she's been in the biz since she was a child.

Shit. That is a hella hard-looking 32. I'm 20 years older than she is, and most of my female college friends look younger than she does (I know this because we just had a reunion).

R365: The worst part of seeing that picture is that she’s wearing makeup.

[quote]The worst part of seeing that picture is that she’s wearing makeup. —imagine what she’d look without it

Better than with it. The makeup emphasizes her pores, undereye bags, bad skin, and facial lines.

W&W, R30. Great thread cross-reference.

I think that picture was photoshopped to make her look older, lol. She looks like shit but not quite that bad. She looks 60 in that picture!

Why are her eyes nearly black? Her eyes used to be green. She would sometimes wear blue contacts but her eyes were green. Is she in the midst of being affected by the Mandela Effect?

What happened to her sister?

She looks like an old Russian ophanage headmistress in a horror movie in that picture

r372- her eyes are definitely green there, with reddish brown specks near the iris. I think someone pushed up the contrast and shadows in that photo to emphasize the texture, which inadvertently darkened everything else.

Bad Irish skin - deteriorates even faster with sun, booze, and cigs. I tell you, Tara Reid, young Drew Barrymore, and Paris Hilton have nothing on this bitch. debauched adventurism + pure self destruction. She’s a legend.

According to blind items the sister is, or was, a whore in Korea. She had gone to Korea to "model" and of course ended up escorting. I can't remember if it was before or after that, but she has brain damage from a drug overdose. Take that with a huge grain of coke-laced salt.

R377 “aliana” is trying to be a singer now lol

I don't know what's more scary, her legs, or her face.

^^She looks 50 here.^^

R380 That's why she needs to keep the sunglasses on.

There was a new BI on agc that I read last night that said the guy she claims is her boyfriend, who runs or owns the club, isnt who she is really with. She is with his father who I guess us married. I wonder if tgat uus the old guy in the pics?

R382, that could be. Jesus Christ, there isn’t fresher, younger, prettier clam in Greece? She must do some really depraved shit.

R281 [quote]You think Ricky Martin looks "about 50"? Try dropping a decade!

Yeeeeah no. In good pictures he takes on instagram and probably wears makeup for and doctors/photoshops, kinda. The dude has likely been smoking and drinking since Menudo. He tried quitting but started up again when his kids were a bit older (there's a pic of them from like 2012ish walking and Ricky has a cig in his hand). He hasn't been seen with one since, though he apparently started vaping since then. And the dude is from Puerto Rico and likes the beach.

His face looks like a leather bag in most photos because of all this.

The only good thing is he seems to have gotten rid of most of acne scars with laser treatment.

This video from last year about Hurricane Maria had people wondering if Ricky was very ill cause he wasn't wearing any makeup and probably hadn't slept well in a couple days.

Wasn’t she caught wearing a hijab in London a couple of years ago. I’ve heard she got paid to go to Qatar to bang some Arab and his friends. Apparently she was screwed by all of them at some party, while snorting lines of coke off of the floor. According to the account they completely humiliated her, screaming insults at her in Arabic. One of them even pissed in her mouth while she gave him oral, calling her a white whore while his friends laughed.

She’s got awful legs like Kristen Stewart...they manage to be both skinny and flabby all at once.

R385 - LMAO, love you. Please, paint a more vivid picture of that scene.

[QUOTE] One of them even pissed in her mouth while she gave him oral

I don’t see the problem in that.

R388 I didn't know Ricky Martin posted on DL,

Please r385 more

Whorabian Nights.

Green is her color. Literally.

She was on instagram recording herself trying to take 2 kids from their refugee parents, it was super creepy and then the mom smacked her. All in a fake accent, very disturbing.

You'd think all that exercise from the whoring would have given her a better bod. Instead, she looks like 1/2 a ton of cooked oatmeal stuffed into a sausage casing.

R393 I'm confused, I'm seeing references to this on twitter but can't find a full story. What exactly happened?

R393, the comments are hilarious. "OMG, someone stop her. Also don't, because this is gold." "Is she kidnapping them?"

R395, there's a IG vid where apparently she thought there was trafficking going on and she tells one of the kids to give them her hand and the mother smacks her away and she shrieks as if this woman was in the wrong.

R396 you do realize evil parents traffic their own kids?

R396 wow that's crazy. I actually just found an article online. Evidently she offered them a hotel initially but they didn't want to go with her. It's strange how there is always some bizarre drama surrounding her.

She speaks in Arabic to the children...

Arabic speakers on Twitter say that she only says "hello" in Arabic and the rest is accented gibberish.

R399 weird, I just assumed she was using a translator (I read the article but didn't watch the video ). I would not have guessed that she knew enough Arabic to communicate something complex.

Lindsay doesn't know enough English to communicate something complex. Her life is a sad disaster, but there are many other young women and men worth feeling sorry for. Lindsay didn't have to become a prostitute and she hasn't had any promise as an actor for over a decade. She won't tell the truth. She could admit it all, clean up and write a book. She could join a fucking convent or monastery. Leonard Cohen did. She was given endless opportunities to change and prosper by the courts and her Hollywood "friends." She's a trashy liar and I suspect she is an exploiter herself. Anyone can get a job and an apartment. There are still people who would assist her with Rehab and getting clean. She's not interested or capable of self examination or focus. She is used to lying and taking no responsibility. She supports all the wrong people and she's burned every bridge and person who tried to help her. She looks like a rotting human being to me. The bitch is bad inside and out.

She is trending on Twitter. WTF happened?

Trying to snatch children from their parents is a new level of crazy for firecrotch.

She's so inspiring. A modern day Mother Whoresa 📿🙏

Lindsay might need a lawyer....you can't kidnap children just because you're hungry Ms. Lohan.

I finally found out where this all took place... in Moscow. She left a club and saw this homeless family and began to harass them until the mother punched her in the face.

Classic Lindsay!

ho had 2 pussy tightenings and its still loose as andy cohens cunt.

she is nasty

herp!!!

saw her at a club in dubai and blood was drippin from her nose

sad whore wow

R398 No she offered THE KIDS a hotel room. She didn't want parents coming. Because you know child kidnappers and traffickers don't want parents along with the children.

Reminder that Lohan's name is being lent for a club in Greece that is expanding into two Dubai clubs. The club is at the very least a front for money laundering. Dubai is notorious for yachting washed up former A/B list celebs, current C/D-list celebs, and instagram gays and girls. Lohan now has trafficking on her mind. Wouldn't be shocked if besides money laundering and yachting those who were famous and want to be famous, it was also a front for trafficking.

R411: It a weird video but I think she was just being dumb. She did something for the BBC on child trafficking a few years ago and maybe she was just trying to help the kids.

That photo in R379! That why leggings/hose were invented. Cover those nasty legs, girl.

Is it true the mother pimped her out to Tommy Mottola when she was only 14?

What the hell is going on in that video with her kid snatching?

R415 I think Lindsay thought she could get some good publicity by offering to help a family on the street, but she was too cracked-out to realize how crazy she was going to come across.

She’d have probably been busted in the hotel room after offering the little kiddies some meth.

There but for the grace of God go I.

I think she might actually be brain damaged from all the drugs and booze. Her behaviour is downright delusional.

Shocking R419. Ya think?

............

What’s with the goofy accent?

Could she actually be involved with sex trafficking? She kept trying to get the mother and two kids into the car, and then randomnly accused the parents trafficking when there was nothing to indicate that. Projection?

Hopefully it was just crackhead stupidity, but either way this killed any remaining sympathy I had for her.

Keep it coming Lindsay - currently the world’s longest running train wreck.

Could she be anymore weirder...

WOW R421 that seems unnecessarily cruel.

I wonder what she charges. It has to be enough to pay the bills. What is she clearing? 250K per annum, minimally?

She's living an ass to mouth existence.

::slow clap for R428::

Making fun of this woman is like making fun of a person dying of some fatal illness.

Some people cannot easily overcome the hell their parents put them through when they were kids, and some people simply cannot and will not overcome it.

Don’t any of you here get it? She has been taught to harm herself and to allow others to harm her. She has been taught to learn how to barely survive, rather than to thrive.

Those films she worked on while she was younger, were flukes. They were the exception, not the norm.

I am not into these overblown child prostitution claims regarding Hollywood, but there are exceptions, and I believe this girl was definitely abused, and it was all co-signed by her parents.

I usually never put onus on parents for their fucked up kids, but this girl? She never stood a fucking chance. Her mother, in particular, should be in prison.

bump

She needs an intervention.

She's had numerous interventions, r432, not least by Oprah, who even gave her a reality show on OWN.

Nothing has helped, because she doesn't want to be helped. Her disgracefully exploitative parents may bear the bulk of the blame for her character deficiencies, but the simple fact is that she refuses to take any responsibility for own actions and decisions. You can't help someone like that.

Amen R433. At the very least, you know Oprah TRIED, because who wouldn't want the bragging rights of "I Fixed Lindsay"?

As usual, Oprah was only in it for Oprah.

Oprah has a Savior Complex and liked the publicity.

Once the cameras were off, Oprah started thinking about dessert.

If you pull someone out of a burning building so they call you a hero, you still saved someone's life

[quote}If you pull someone out of a burning building so they call you a hero, you still saved someone's life

But if you stand in front of a burning building telling a TV camera: "Look at me! I really want to stop this fire." and then climb in your limo and go home, you only help yourself.

R437, when you supply, the water, the hose and the crew and still can't stop the fire, what else can you do but climb into your limo and go home?

LiLo, you're drunk. Sleep it off.

I agree this bitch ain’t dying for awhile. It will be interesting to see how she gets by in her 50s

Who’s making that vaguely Semetic sounding “Hooooooooooo!!!!” lamentation?

Semitic, I meant.

WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!

That picture upthread reminded me a lot of ones of Judy Garland at that age. She was about 32 when she did A Star Is Born, but at the premiere she easily looked 10-15 years older. Pale Irish skin does not mix well with years of drugs, booze, and mental meltdowns.

This is Judy at 47, the year of her death. If Lindsay doesn't get it together, this is her future.

That's basically her present.

Wow R444 she looks like she’s in her 50s and not a year younger!

Is Judy waring a dress in R444 -- or just an old lampshade?

That is such an ugly getup.

R446 She looks like a Bulgarian prostitute celebrating 40 years in the biz.

Rex Reed is going for Judy's look.

Mr. Magoo

Don't fuck with Pakistan!

This is so painful to see. That poor girl. She should have had a better life. She's actually talented, but you'd never know it from everything we've seen for years.

She had about 150 chances for a better life R453 and she pissed on every single one.

Fuck her

R450 Rex Reed was so hot in Myra Breckinridge in 1970. Shame to see him looking like that now.

[quote]She had about 150 chances for a better life [R453] and she pissed on every single one. Fuck her

Agree. There's really nothing to excuse the behaviour.