Having to deal with a sexy co-worker's huge bulge in tight trousers every single fucking day

Do you guys sell cars?

No, it is an office.

Grow up ... get a grip. The world is full of attractive people with hot breath ..

Oh, sorry - I meant 'used' cars.

pics or it didn't happen

How old is he?

Oh - it's all wishful thinking ...

What is "hot breath"? It sounds gross.

Take the life-sized standee of Henry Cavill down from your desktop and get back to work!

R8 it is certainly not old man breath like yours where you can smell a dude in advanced stages of decay.

Oh gross! I can smell his old man breath from here.

Why would you be posting this thread late on a Saturday night?

And I agree with R8, what the fuck is hot breath? Nobody has hot breath. At best, a person's breath smells like warm milk.

If you don't know what a man's hot sexy breath is then clearly you are a sexless fucking moron.

Exactly. Ever been close to a sexy man?

Sounds enchanting.

I have a coworker whose bulge is always visible as well. He seems to always freeball and wears close fitted pants. He isn't even that hot, but I still can't help checking out the VPL.

Crawl under his desk to get a real eyeful

I would sure have an Eyeful Tower.

Offer to help him relieve the swelling OP.

So people at Mary OP's office share their height and weight measurements with their coworkers?

[quote]He is british, has a perfect muscled body. 6'4, 205 lbs. He always wears these light coloured skin tight dress pants so he clearly loves to show off his huge bulge. He looks about 7 inches by 5.5 inches around soft!

I was sitting at the next table to one of these today in Pret A Manger in London. He got up to leave and his sexy ass in those tight pants was inches away from my face. One of the two elderly fraus nearby saw me transfixed on his amazing buttocks. LOL.

He knew too cos he looked back at me as he left. Bit cross, he looked. I don't care and gurl playze.

That is all.

[quote]So people at Mary OP's office share their height and weight measurements with their coworkers?

Yeah, the story itself isn't unbelievable, but OP's absurd details he throws in makes it a piece of creative fiction.

R21 it is not hard to figure out someone's height and weight, dumbcunt. You are prolly 4'10, 300 lbs. Jabba the Cunt.

Learn to enjoy it or find another job.

it happens, offer to blow him at the christmas party no strings attached.

Yes, please go to a coworker at a work social event and try to pressure them into sex. I'm sure that will work great!

All the delusional qweens on DL think all straight guys are gay.

start a video on your phone, hold your phone to your side pointing to him as you walk by him. take a screen cap. upload it for us. thanks toots

I go for training once a year for my job and one of the facilitators (that's what they call themselves}is this compact, built Puerto Rican guy who wears the tightest dress pants I have ever seen. He must also wear those underwear that push everything up and out . Being that we are flight attendants most of the guys are gay it makes the two day training a bit more bearable.

Here are some hot but classy bulges.

Non hot breath is a deal breaker.

Is he your nephew?

No this bitch dident.

i have a work crush too

[quote]So people at Mary OP's office share their height and weight measurements with their coworkers?

Not to mention dick length and circumference.8

Christmas party blow jobs are the best.

Lol. Sure is.

U gotta get a pic 9f that mahvelous mound of man candy

There are a billion dick pics on the net already, old woman.

I know resisting a co-worker's big bulge can be challenging. Be strong.

R41 That is disgusting. Get better taste than Jon Hamm.

Ewwww.