What we know about US Presidents' penises

Mildly fascinated that LBJ was an exhibitionist.

LBJ Didn't seem the type, wasn't he an old dork?

Wasn't Kennedy meant to be on the small side? I wouldn't know anything about that, you understand

Rutherford B Hayes was adorkable in his youth. Probably had a beautiful penis.

LBJ sounds like a mexican blow job

Buchanan liked his penis in another man's mouth.

[quote]a visual description of President Cheeto

Two words: a nub.

Obama's penis was muslim

Not so much about penis as position: JFK liked it when they'd sit on top because of his bad back. Given her age (60-something) Marlene Dietrich said she wasn't that happy having to ride rather than being ridden, but, after all "He was the President." He wanted to know if his father had been there first (she lied to salve his ego and said "no") and when it was over, they briefly fell asleep until she woke with the start and said, "Jack, I must get up and get dressed. There are three thousand Jews waiting for me at the Hilton."

She was getting an award from B'Nai B'rith that night but seemed quite happy with the pre-party at the White House. Seen here with Presidential procurer (and Special Assistant) Dave Powers on the way up to the family quarters.

Obamas is long (about 8) skinny and bent and two toned, the top being lighter than his coffee skin, basically white cock with a pink torpedo shaped head.

r9 link please.

I'd prefer my presidents to have J.I. Joe (aka Barbie) crotches...

George Washington's was wooden.

GWB was apparently packing.

ho he wasn't, r12.

Bipolar Redundant Thread Thief steals again!

R4 was juvenile but made me laugh

Millard was called “Fill More” for a reason. Quite girthy.

Darwin Porter often states that JFK was hung like a cashew.

I prefer sit & spin.

Well, dear, we all know who had the bigger one, don’t we?

President Edith Wilson's was massive.

I went to LBJs ranch and mansion, his clothes are still there and yes, he had to have long inseams in the crotch because of penis size. They had a few photos there that showed VPL, especially in his younger days. Hung like a horse. Definitely exuded big dick energy, as the kids call it nowadays.

It's impressive--how few American Presidents have been sexy. Martin Van Buren, maybe? Rutherford B. Hayes (already mentioned)? I never found JFK sexy--interesting, smart, and all that, but sexy? No.....Obama is very attractive and has charisma to burn, but I've never found him sexy, either....And I don't care if LBJ's dick hung to his knees, he was, sexually speaking, repulsive. The second George Bush looked sort of hot in his pilot drag, but he was an idiot and his frat-boy persona was and is a total turnoff.

Is there someone I'm forgetting?

[quote]Tasha and Malia

Oh, dear.

I had no complaints! They called him "Big Bill" for a reason!

[quote] It's impressive--how few American Presidents have been sexy.

Not really. The average age of the US presidents in office is over 55, and few men over 55 today are considered sexy, much less in decades past when older men traditionally dressed and wore their hair in a way that indicated their age.

Many of the presidents were actually quite hot when younger. You mentioned Rutherford B. Hayes,who was dreamy in youth (see link), but who looked dull and middle-aged when he was president. The same could be said about FDR, Truman, Gerald Ford, and Ronald Reagan. Even both Bushes were handsome in their youths, but didn't do it for many people when they were presidents.

Young Gerry Ford

Ronald Reagan, when he was young and hot

Young FDR

By the by I invented pegging in 1902.

I don't know about President Kennedy, but I have a clue about his son.

Around 1980, I was on an academic leave from Brown University (too much partying). One day, I was walking north on Thayer Street (the main commercial strip near campus, with all the bars, etc.) when I reached Angell Street. That's when I nearly bumped into a young man who'd suddenly come around the corner, heading west.

He was wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of grey sweatpants, cut off around the knees. In a moment that couldn't have lasted more than a few seconds, he reached down to scratch his crotch. I followed his hand down with my eyes, just in time to see his dick flopping. It was just long enough and thick enough to be quite noticeable: meaty. I don't think he was wearing any underwear.

It was JFK Jr., who would have been a sophomore at that point. We didn't exchange a word, not even an eye glance. He kept walking, and I just stood there for a moment, stunned at what I'd seen.

don't forget sexy young Dick

We know Hillary doesn’t have one and she didn’t get to be Pres.

considering JFK s sex addict lifestyle, I dont think he was any more than average but reportedly a horrible lay in bed. One woman said she spent years thinking she was frigid as a result of her time spent in the sack with JFK, but eventually realized he was just atrocious in bed. Pictures of the prez shirtless were not at all inspiring..........but it was another time when nobody much ever worked out their bods.........

James Buchanan: Top or Bottom?

[quote] Obama is long (about 8) skinny and bent

A lot longer than eight......