Jon Hamm or Aaron Eckhart?

Eckhart, no contest.

Aaron Eckhart has better nipples, so he wins.

Hamm by an inch or two.

Same here, Eckhart, no contest.

Jon Hamm's very handsome, but Eckhart's insane. I wish his career had unfolded better. He's talented.

Funniest casting ever was Aaron Eckhart as a poetry expert in POSSESSION. There were no big, brawny, square-jawed All-American guys in the English deptartment. None. You were lucky if you saw a Jake Gyllenhaal or a Mark Ruffalo, and there was usually only one of them.

I never got the interest in Jon Hamm. Aaron Eckhart, on the other hand, has always been worth exploring.

Anyone remember him in Conversations with Other Women with Helena Bonham Carter?

Thomas Jane was the one I always confused with Aaron Eckhart when they were both prime. It’s the blond.

It was Colin Ferguson that I used to confused with Aaron Eckhart. Still have a crush on him due to the show Eureka.

I just don’t see the appeal of Eckhart. Too bland and washed out. Hamm for days.

Correction, Colin is married! My mistake.

Thomas Jane was/is beautiful.

This is an argument how?

Colin Ferguson looks damn good in those Maytag uniforms!

Hamm only looked good as Don Draper. When he's not in his MadMen drag, he looks gross.

I’m not familiar with Colin Ferguson but he looks more like Robert Gant off of Queer as Folk to me

I've always imagined Echart had a huge, thick floppy cock

You just know Hamm would be a freak in bed

Can I do a spitroast/Lucky Pierre?

Is Aaron still Mormon?

Hamm through the ages.

I’ll take the 2005 edition.

Eckhart and his phenomenal chin cleft.

HAF

I find both of them ugly. I prefer softer features on a guy, and there heavy five o'clock shadows are gross. They probably have to shave three times a day! Also, they also have way too much body hair for my taste, especially Hamm. There's body hair everywhere you look on that man. I can imagine that he has a totally untamed bush, which makes me want to vomit just thinking about it.

^ I think I have just discovered my polar opposite.

Eckhart.

Both because he's a better, more versatile actor, one who can project a bit of depth... and because he's aging better.

I don’t give a fuck about their acting abilities.

Show me their cocks!!!

Hammaconda wins by a mile.

I wouldn't mind doing either one, but I'll have to go with Eckhart. I always wonder what he'd looked like naked. I just imagine him having big balls and one of those stretchy, hangy nutsacks.

Eckhart is more handsome, but Thomas Jane is sexier.

Plus, he did a quick stint on Arrested Development and was in Boogie Nights.

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Fuck Hamm, marry Eckart, kill Jane.

These guys are gross. They look like they bathe in testosterone, the scent of which turns my stomach sour. Give me a smooth guy any day.

Yes, r34, we heard you the first time at r25, despite your also being r4. Now priss off to a twink thread and leave the men to discuss men.

How did I go all these years not knowing about Sergio?

Eckhart looks better when clothed.

Did anyone see Hamm in Marjorie Prime?

He was a hologram

Lois Smith owns the movie, though.

He looks so adorable here. I want to marry him and just Fuck Hamm or hang out with him

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What did Eckhart look like in high school?

Jon Hamm can come on my back any day.

Hamm has an extraordinarily handsome face, but I don’t object to the beard, and I really don’t object to the glasses.

One of my favorites of Eckhart

From what I've heard Jon Hamm is known to frequent a bar in Los Feliz close to his home and pick up 2 or more women at one time. Supposedly well-hung, he enjoys the attention women give his cock and usually has them take turns fondling his genitals and blowing him as foreplay.

I was so disturbed by the movie, In The Company of Men, that I can't look at Aaron Eckhart anymore.

Because of his weight gain in that film or the subject matter?

I can't think of Aaron Eckhart --> Thomas Jane without then thinking --> Mark Valley

I swear to God I saw Aaron Eckhart at a writing seminar in about 2003/4. He gave different name and his feet didn’t stink but he had once lived in this city (I checked) and hedged about his occupation when chatting to the peeps in our row and mentioned how TS Eliot worked at Lloyd’s. He was very pilot and friendly and as hot as well.

He was pilot?

Jon Hamm is a cartoon pilot!

But is he animal, mineral, physical or spiritual?

Jon Hamm.... I'd drink his bath water

I'd shower in his beer piss.

Jon Hamm - absolutely no contest.

You all laugh at Poor Viv but did you know she was Ethel Merman's understudy in Anything Goes? Of course she never got to go on

Hamm if anyone, because something of Eckhart's looks creeps me out. Oh wait, Mormon.

And... Hamm: His parents’ deaths put him off religion “fairly early on in a real quick way”, he says. “That was pretty much it for me. I don’t get the mystery of faith. I’m too much of a math guy. The numbers didn’t add up so I was like, ‘OK, moving on.’ I don’t need an afterlife; I don’t need a second act.”

So <3 Hamm and though I typically avoid 40-somethings, if he made a move, I'd go for it.

Between the two of them there is a lot of meat. I'll take them both!

[quote] I just imagine him having big balls and one of those stretchy, hangy nutsacks.

Those are always great for bouncing quarters off of.

r22, I'll take the 2005 Hamm--fucking YUM! It's amazing how good Hamm continues to look even in the throes of alcoholism.

Aaron Eckhart is naturally hotter--but how is he aging? Below a little Eckhart butt crack.

^A picture so nice, you can post it twice!

Any evidence of Eckhart sizemeat??

We already know from the whorish Hamm freeballing in public he's a hung pig. Does Eckhart compete in the sizemeat dept? Who knows?

They both have such big, engaging smiles.

I guess Eckhart is more handsome, but I have a sense that Hamm delivers a dastardly fuck.

Eckhardt is so bland and forgettable. He is like one of those supermodels who you hear is really big, but whose face you never exactly recognize.

Elkhart isn’t a nasty dry drunk like Hamm...and I like to be cuddled after sex...so Aaron.

Bring me Eckhart's bulge first.

Jon Hamm and bull dick. How appropriate.