Binary question. Poll please.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/20/2018|
The tattoos are repellent
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/20/2018|
R4 They are VIOLENTLY repellent.
I have the urge to vomit on looking at them. Projectile vomit!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/20/2018|
Can he keep the good leg, and cut the tatted up one off?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/20/2018|
ENOUGH, ALREADY with people posting their latest InstaHo finds.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/20/2018|
He's fabulous— from the neck upwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/20/2018|
How can something be hot and gross at the same time?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/20/2018|
Why do short guys have to compensate this way?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/20/2018|
Don’t your favorite rock stars have tatts. They all do.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/20/2018|
Look how weird this one looks--
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/20/2018|
Beautiful face and body. He looks like he’s wearing a Renaissance tapestry.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/20/2018|
His face and body are gorgeous. ...but the tattoos just ruin it for me. As usual a hot muscle guy feels compelled to self vandalism.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/20/2018|
Looks like a better looking TankJoey
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/20/2018|
Is this guy even straight? I went to his instagram page and there is barely a woman on it. I realise he's a narcissist but still. Also he seems very insecure, there are several comments he put about not letting people judge you blah blah blah. He sounds very unstable and over compensating for something.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/20/2018|
R22, looking at the list of people he is following, I don't see any of the usual suspects among the gay instahos but a lot of women.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/21/2018|
I always assume people like this were molested. Covering every inch of skin so they can never really be 'naked' again. Shame-based.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/21/2018|
Yet again, DLers come out in droves raging with jealousy towards someone who is secure with themselves. Whether it's someone who is fat, covered in beautiful tattoos, and/or showing signs of independent thought and critical thinking skills, angry DLers make it known that they're actually not happy with themselves and their lot in life. So sad
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/21/2018|
R27 I say dare to be different
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/21/2018|
R27 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Secure in himself because he's covering up his nudity with bad cheesey drawings? OH DEAR!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/21/2018|
From the neck up, yes. He's tota!ly destroyed the rest of his body.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/21/2018|
R31, he still has one good leg and ass cheek.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/21/2018|
Let's revisit this question in 30 years; I think we all know what the answer will be.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/21/2018|
When is it transitioning?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/21/2018|
What is it transitioning in to?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/21/2018|
He's STRAIGHT so he's not hot to me, not factoring in those tattoos. Are tattoos a trend in U.K???? All the straight U.K instahoes seems to be drowning in ink.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/21/2018|
I wonder if he bags his own groceries?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/21/2018|
unpopular opinion, but I like full body tatts on a worked out body. Sure, the hotness is fleeting; in ten years he will look terrible with all that ink. But in the meanwhile I'd breed is hole raw, not gonna lie.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/21/2018|
What's the point of building up all that muscle if you're just going to cover it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/21/2018|
This once-beautiful man is turning himself into a monster.
The testosterone (and whatever drugs he's taking) have poisoned his brain like kerosene.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/21/2018|
What a handsome guy with beautiful tattoos.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/21/2018|
R42 What about them makes them 'beautiful' to you?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/21/2018|
I think you mean "beautiful" not 'beautiful' dummy.
P.S. Dude is smoking hot. Bet he's a good lay despite the narcissism.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/21/2018|
"So, tell me about your tattoos."
(three hours of limp-dicked pillow talk later...)
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/21/2018|
Who needs pillow talk, fuck 'em and forget 'em. You sound needy, dim and dumb. Sad little thing looking for some young thing with no tattoos to validate your pathetic existence.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/22/2018|
Tattoos reveal a deep-seated desperation.
It is a sickness.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/22/2018|
What i find most alarming are those teeth -- bright white rustoleum?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/22/2018|
I assume Clint is a FTM thingie?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/22/2018|
I will take him with the tattoos and everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/22/2018|
[quote]They are VIOLENTLY repellent. I have the urge to vomit on looking at them. Projectile vomit!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/22/2018|
R50 Clint's teeth were manufactured by—
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/22/2018|
[quote]I will take him with the tattoos and everything.
Ditto R53. He's gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/22/2018|
Veneers on top and bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/22/2018|
Christ on a crutch what is WITH your obsession about his teeth?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/22/2018|
Lovely face. REALLY beautiful eyes. But the tattoos are an instant turnoff for me. Such a shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/22/2018|
I always wonder how you find a tattoo person willing to spend the hours with his face between some guys ass cheeks to work into the crack, as well as the odd position it must require to do the inside thigh right up against the guy's nut sack.
Yes, I know there are probably gay guys who do tattoos and might enjoy it.
Then again, I've spent my entire career kissing asses of douchebags, so how different is it really.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/22/2018|
Looks like he will stain the couch.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/22/2018|
Damn, those nipples. I'm in love.
R49, you're a sad sack and very jealous of this hunk of a man. You might want to work on your self esteem.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/22/2018|
R27, if he was 'secure in himself', he would have the need to needle (almost) every inch of his body with ink in order to stand out.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/23/2018|
^..."he wouldn't have the need..."
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/23/2018|
I can picture him getting even better looking as he puts on some "fit-fat" weight as he ages. He might have a small dick, but he'd be a good bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/23/2018|
Well yeah, he looks fine from the neck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/23/2018|
He look fine without the two blinding rows of plastic fake teeth
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/23/2018|
If asked to admire an over-tattooed narcissist, I'd at least like to see some cock.
Here, model and onlyfans slut, Ashley Morris:
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/23/2018|
photo of Ashley Morris and his cock, for the idjits afraid to click on Tumblr:
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/23/2018|
Nice cock. Shame about the rest
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/23/2018|
Though why the fuck does he shave his pubes.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/23/2018|
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too And proudly above waves the Red, White and Blue!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/23/2018|
^. His cleavage is spread.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/23/2018|
Shaved crotch complete dick wilter. Grow it out and we'd be fucking and sucking. Nice thick cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/23/2018|
This guy is a shorty, too. He's standing on something in that bathroom pic.
No taller than 5'6.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/24/2018|
What kind of person gets this tattooed on his chest?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/24/2018|
I ignored those tats and only put my focus on those nips.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/24/2018|
Assuming that guy is straight, why would a girl he's with want to look at pictures of sexy women whenever he has his back to her?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/25/2018|
I don't know, all these guys seem to go overboard with the tats. It might not mean they are maladjusted. It's rarer to see these fitness guys or insta guys without them. One rather hot fitness guy asked if he should get some and many people basically said no, that he is more unique without.
This guy is 6'5.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/26/2018|
Shit--he even did all his fingers.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/26/2018|
Dem nipples though. Why do straight guys have yummy nips? Those walking VJJ never do anything to them anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/26/2018|
Yep, those nips are begging to be sucked on. His tattoos are better than chads too. I'm turned off by chads weird fake looking teeth and the Tupac and biggie tats.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/26/2018|
How could you ever introduce one of these overly-tattooed mutants to your family?
It would be a veeeerrrrrrrry uncomfortable, seemingly endless Thanksgiving dinner!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/26/2018|
I wish they use other colors besides green
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/26/2018|
They're going to look great when their 50's, 60's and the skin starts to sag - hot
anyone who has this many tattoos has very serious self-esteem and emotional issues
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/27/2018|
Anyone obsessed with what these gorgeous guys are going to look like in their older years are the ones with self esteem and emotional issues. It's not affecting your life in any way, so what do you care?
And r95, I highly doubt you'd even be able to attract one of these hot guys, so no need to worry about introducing them to your family. You just continue on with your sad, lonely, bitter, gin soaked life. The world will keep on turning.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/27/2018|
Not for me. I'm not wanting to date The Illustrated Man.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/27/2018|
The tattooed often steal from friends, family, and employers....all to get [italic]"just one more."[/italic]
It's sad, really.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/27/2018|
His teeth scare me. What are those?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/27/2018|
R100 Is it that expensive to get tatts ?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/27/2018|
These days it's really conformist, not unique anymore. Chad has beautiful eyes, but now that the teeth poster weighed in, all I can see are those bright white teeth!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/27/2018|
Handsome man. Sexy accent. Laughable tattoos. No hint of a significant other to be found in his IG account.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/28/2018|
Erect penis pics, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/28/2018|
He's a whore, darlin'. RIght down to the obligatory French Bulldog. Life is just accessorizing.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/28/2018|
For a supposed straight guy he really loves showing off his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/28/2018|
Showing off your ass 'cause you're thinking it's a trend Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again You know I only say it 'cause I'm truly genuine Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/28/2018|
Hot, cute sexy ass but tattoos slightly too much just slightly
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/28/2018|
The guy on the right in R84's link needs to bag his face and walk backwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/29/2018|
Fkin hot. is he gay? No pics or mentions of female?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/29/2018|
Is it weird that the majority of fitness models are Straight? I thought bodybuilding is a gay sport.......?????
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/29/2018|
Sometimes not getting what you want is a blessing.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||10/01/2018|
Zach Smith is hot. What I find most amusing about these straight muscle bros is the lack of women in their photos. It's like all about them. You would think straight men would have lots of pics with their girlfriends or conquests to show off their appeal to the opposite sex. Zach the online trainer has a pic of himself with two miniature dogs under his arms. Isn't he afraid to look gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||10/02/2018|
So sad. Another 10-15 years he's gonna look like a pile of rocks...
|by Anonymous||reply 127||10/03/2018|
Ok, now I know I'm getting older. At first he seems fuckable and slightly interesting in a one night stand kind of way. Now, it's just sad with his shitty, unoriginal tattoos and worst of all are the bullshit "inspirational" quotes. Ugh, what trash. Dime a dozen "individual".
|by Anonymous||reply 131||10/06/2018|
Very short-sighted. His body isn’t even that developed but in 15 years he’s going to look like a sack of shit. There’s a lot to be said for moderation and he just about says it all.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||10/06/2018|
"That feeling you get when you like had too many waffles". Who comes up with this shit? He sounds like he has body dysmorphia.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||10/06/2018|
I love when 9% body-fat obsessed bodybuilders humblebrag/whine about having eaten food.
Oh, wait. No, I don't. They're fuckin' douchebros.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||10/06/2018|
People are still getting tattoos? How... quaint.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||10/09/2018|
His friend, with a little less tattoo and tumor nipples. If he's gay, he can be a really cute bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||10/09/2018|
havin tatts is like sayin hey....ima dum cunt
|by Anonymous||reply 147||10/12/2018|
I think its funny when people say how horrible tatted up pretty boy muscle queens are going to look at 60.
I were 25-40 I would happily be fucking these stunners NOW. How cares how horrible it will look 25 years down the road.
Young people live in the moment. Is that so horrible? I think not.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||10/12/2018|
That man looks fucking disgusting. Why even have skin?
|by Anonymous||reply 149||10/12/2018|
He’s going to show cock on FansOnly.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||10/15/2018|
I wonder if his cock is tattooed too
|by Anonymous||reply 153||10/15/2018|
R152 How did he take that pic ?
|by Anonymous||reply 154||10/15/2018|
r144 "Funny, he looked hotter in the bar"
|by Anonymous||reply 155||10/15/2018|
R154, he's got some loser who follows him around all day taking the pics. The same person who has to spend time photoshopping/smoothing his face (look at those WHITE TEETH), but not letting the tattoos in the same picture blur.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||10/15/2018|
R156 But it looks like he’s standing in front of the mirror
|by Anonymous||reply 157||10/15/2018|
You see, in the photo, in the bottom left hand corner, there is a little icon. Click it--and you see his photographer--Gabriel Felix photography.
He photoshopped himself out of the picture at the same time that he was brushing up this guys skin tone.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||10/15/2018|
I suspect the photographer was shooting over his right shoulder. Do you see how distorted the open door of the bathroom is?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||10/15/2018|
(Actually, I misspoke. The photographer is not a loser with nothing to do: he's a professional. I wonder how much these instagram people make off this stuff?)
|by Anonymous||reply 160||10/15/2018|
I don’t mind getting a job photographing these Instagram guys naked
|by Anonymous||reply 161||10/15/2018|
R161, yeah, but do you have a $10k camera, at least $2 or $3k in lenses, a $4 or $5k computer, at least $1k in software, and 40 spare hours a week to process, correct, photoshop all those photos? And the knowledge of how to do it?
Like I said, the photographer is a pro; not a loser with an iphone.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||10/15/2018|
I'm beginning to think Clint started this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||10/16/2018|
The “inspirational” quotes are killing me.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||10/17/2018|
All the fitness Instahoes do that. His are actually quite mild.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||10/17/2018|
^ The "philosophy" he utters in that last picture is worthy of Matthew J Dempsey.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||10/22/2018|
I wouldn't be surprised if this creature's name isn't as fake as his plastic teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||10/22/2018|
Clint you can stop adding to this thread to make it like you're "a thing". After awhile it's just sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||10/22/2018|
Mr Chadwick claims to live in Chatswood.
I think he's making up his story as he goes along.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||10/24/2018|
Is he gay...no? don't care.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||10/26/2018|
Did he ever show his dick?
|by Anonymous||reply 182||02/21/2019|
One or two tattoos.. ok. A body full.. no.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/14/2019|
Thanks for the be all end all answer to all of life's questions r185. Whatever would we do without your sage advice?
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/14/2019|