Clint Chadwick

Binary question. Poll please.

Is she masc?

The tattoos are repellent

R4 They are VIOLENTLY repellent.

I have the urge to vomit on looking at them. Projectile vomit!

Can he keep the good leg, and cut the tatted up one off?

What a moron.

Clit Chapstick?

ENOUGH, ALREADY with people posting their latest InstaHo finds.

He's fabulous— from the neck upwards.

How can something be hot and gross at the same time?

Is it painful ?

Hard pass.

Why do short guys have to compensate this way?

Don’t your favorite rock stars have tatts. They all do.

Look how weird this one looks--

Beautiful face and body. He looks like he’s wearing a Renaissance tapestry.

His face and body are gorgeous. ...but the tattoos just ruin it for me. As usual a hot muscle guy feels compelled to self vandalism.

R19 Self adornment

Looks like a better looking TankJoey

Is this guy even straight? I went to his instagram page and there is barely a woman on it. I realise he's a narcissist but still. Also he seems very insecure, there are several comments he put about not letting people judge you blah blah blah. He sounds very unstable and over compensating for something.

R22, looking at the list of people he is following, I don't see any of the usual suspects among the gay instahos but a lot of women.

I always assume people like this were molested. Covering every inch of skin so they can never really be 'naked' again. Shame-based.

Yet again, DLers come out in droves raging with jealousy towards someone who is secure with themselves. Whether it's someone who is fat, covered in beautiful tattoos, and/or showing signs of independent thought and critical thinking skills, angry DLers make it known that they're actually not happy with themselves and their lot in life. So sad

R27 I say dare to be different

R27 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Secure in himself because he's covering up his nudity with bad cheesey drawings? OH DEAR!

He seems nice

From the neck up, yes. He's tota!ly destroyed the rest of his body.

R31, he still has one good leg and ass cheek.

Let's revisit this question in 30 years; I think we all know what the answer will be.

For r27

When is it transitioning?

What is it transitioning in to?

He's STRAIGHT so he's not hot to me, not factoring in those tattoos. Are tattoos a trend in U.K???? All the straight U.K instahoes seems to be drowning in ink.

I wonder if he bags his own groceries?

unpopular opinion, but I like full body tatts on a worked out body. Sure, the hotness is fleeting; in ten years he will look terrible with all that ink. But in the meanwhile I'd breed is hole raw, not gonna lie.

What's the point of building up all that muscle if you're just going to cover it up.

This once-beautiful man is turning himself into a monster.

The testosterone (and whatever drugs he's taking) have poisoned his brain like kerosene.

What a handsome guy with beautiful tattoos.

R42 What about them makes them 'beautiful' to you?

I think you mean "beautiful" not 'beautiful' dummy.

P.S. Dude is smoking hot. Bet he's a good lay despite the narcissism.

"So, tell me about your tattoos."

(three hours of limp-dicked pillow talk later...)

Who needs pillow talk, fuck 'em and forget 'em. You sound needy, dim and dumb. Sad little thing looking for some young thing with no tattoos to validate your pathetic existence.

Tattoos reveal a deep-seated desperation.

It is a sickness.

Link?

Everyone knows this.

What i find most alarming are those teeth -- bright white rustoleum?

I assume Clint is a FTM thingie?

He's hot as hell

I will take him with the tattoos and everything.

[quote]They are VIOLENTLY repellent. I have the urge to vomit on looking at them. Projectile vomit!

R5=pussy.

R50 Clint's teeth were manufactured by—

[quote]I will take him with the tattoos and everything.

Ditto R53. He's gorgeous.

Veneers on top and bottom

Christ on a crutch what is WITH your obsession about his teeth?

Lovely face. REALLY beautiful eyes. But the tattoos are an instant turnoff for me. Such a shame.

I always wonder how you find a tattoo person willing to spend the hours with his face between some guys ass cheeks to work into the crack, as well as the odd position it must require to do the inside thigh right up against the guy's nut sack.

Yes, I know there are probably gay guys who do tattoos and might enjoy it.

Then again, I've spent my entire career kissing asses of douchebags, so how different is it really.

R60 I would volunteer

Looks like he will stain the couch.

Damn, those nipples. I'm in love.

R49, you're a sad sack and very jealous of this hunk of a man. You might want to work on your self esteem.

R27, if he was 'secure in himself', he would have the need to needle (almost) every inch of his body with ink in order to stand out.

^..."he wouldn't have the need..."

I can picture him getting even better looking as he puts on some "fit-fat" weight as he ages. He might have a small dick, but he'd be a good bottom.

Looks normal here.

Well yeah, he looks fine from the neck up.

He look fine without the two blinding rows of plastic fake teeth

If asked to admire an over-tattooed narcissist, I'd at least like to see some cock.

Here, model and onlyfans slut, Ashley Morris:

photo of Ashley Morris and his cock, for the idjits afraid to click on Tumblr:

Nice cock. Shame about the rest

Though why the fuck does he shave his pubes.

More room for Tats!

On her back is the Battle of Waterloo Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too And proudly above waves the Red, White and Blue!

^. His cleavage is spread.

Shaved crotch complete dick wilter. Grow it out and we'd be fucking and sucking. Nice thick cock.

This guy is a shorty, too. He's standing on something in that bathroom pic.

No taller than 5'6.

What kind of person gets this tattooed on his chest?

I ignored those tats and only put my focus on those nips.

Assuming that guy is straight, why would a girl he's with want to look at pictures of sexy women whenever he has his back to her?

Surviving typhoon

Thick accent

I don't know, all these guys seem to go overboard with the tats. It might not mean they are maladjusted. It's rarer to see these fitness guys or insta guys without them. One rather hot fitness guy asked if he should get some and many people basically said no, that he is more unique without.

This guy is 6'5.

I prefer the before pic.

Skull tattoos

Shit--he even did all his fingers.

Dem nipples though. Why do straight guys have yummy nips? Those walking VJJ never do anything to them anyway.

Yep, those nips are begging to be sucked on. His tattoos are better than chads too. I'm turned off by chads weird fake looking teeth and the Tupac and biggie tats.

How could you ever introduce one of these overly-tattooed mutants to your family?

It would be a veeeerrrrrrrry uncomfortable, seemingly endless Thanksgiving dinner!

I wish they use other colors besides green

They're going to look great when their 50's, 60's and the skin starts to sag - hot

anyone who has this many tattoos has very serious self-esteem and emotional issues

Anyone obsessed with what these gorgeous guys are going to look like in their older years are the ones with self esteem and emotional issues. It's not affecting your life in any way, so what do you care?

And r95, I highly doubt you'd even be able to attract one of these hot guys, so no need to worry about introducing them to your family. You just continue on with your sad, lonely, bitter, gin soaked life. The world will keep on turning.

Not for me. I'm not wanting to date The Illustrated Man.

The tattooed often steal from friends, family, and employers....all to get [italic]"just one more."[/italic]

It's sad, really.

His teeth scare me. What are those?

R100 Is it that expensive to get tatts ?

These days it's really conformist, not unique anymore. Chad has beautiful eyes, but now that the teeth poster weighed in, all I can see are those bright white teeth!

YES YES YES

Pump

Handsome man. Sexy accent. Laughable tattoos. No hint of a significant other to be found in his IG account.

Pet

Erect penis pics, please.

He's a whore, darlin'. RIght down to the obligatory French Bulldog. Life is just accessorizing.

For a supposed straight guy he really loves showing off his ass.

Showing off your ass 'cause you're thinking it's a trend Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again You know I only say it 'cause I'm truly genuine Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem

Hot, cute sexy ass but tattoos slightly too much just slightly

The guy on the right in R84's link needs to bag his face and walk backwards.

I HATE tattoos!

Fkin hot. is he gay? No pics or mentions of female?

Is it weird that the majority of fitness models are Straight? I thought bodybuilding is a gay sport.......?????

Sometimes not getting what you want is a blessing.

Eyes

Zach Smith is hot. What I find most amusing about these straight muscle bros is the lack of women in their photos. It's like all about them. You would think straight men would have lots of pics with their girlfriends or conquests to show off their appeal to the opposite sex. Zach the online trainer has a pic of himself with two miniature dogs under his arms. Isn't he afraid to look gay?

So sad. Another 10-15 years he's gonna look like a pile of rocks...

Hot guy!

Tiger hand

Ok, now I know I'm getting older. At first he seems fuckable and slightly interesting in a one night stand kind of way. Now, it's just sad with his shitty, unoriginal tattoos and worst of all are the bullshit "inspirational" quotes. Ugh, what trash. Dime a dozen "individual".

Tattoos are FUCKIN UGLY!

Very short-sighted. His body isn’t even that developed but in 15 years he’s going to look like a sack of shit. There’s a lot to be said for moderation and he just about says it all.

"That feeling you get when you like had too many waffles". Who comes up with this shit? He sounds like he has body dysmorphia.

I love when 9% body-fat obsessed bodybuilders humblebrag/whine about having eaten food.

Oh, wait. No, I don't. They're fuckin' douchebros.

Lion and tiger

People are still getting tattoos? How... quaint.

His friend, with a little less tattoo and tumor nipples. If he's gay, he can be a really cute bottom.

*Yummier....

WIthout Photoshop

That butt

A friend

havin tatts is like sayin hey....ima dum cunt

I think its funny when people say how horrible tatted up pretty boy muscle queens are going to look at 60.

I were 25-40 I would happily be fucking these stunners NOW. How cares how horrible it will look 25 years down the road.

Young people live in the moment. Is that so horrible? I think not.

That man looks fucking disgusting. Why even have skin?

He’s going to show cock on FansOnly.

I wonder if his cock is tattooed too

R152 How did he take that pic ?

r144 "Funny, he looked hotter in the bar"

R154, he's got some loser who follows him around all day taking the pics. The same person who has to spend time photoshopping/smoothing his face (look at those WHITE TEETH), but not letting the tattoos in the same picture blur.

R156 But it looks like he’s standing in front of the mirror

You see, in the photo, in the bottom left hand corner, there is a little icon. Click it--and you see his photographer--Gabriel Felix photography.

He photoshopped himself out of the picture at the same time that he was brushing up this guys skin tone.

I suspect the photographer was shooting over his right shoulder. Do you see how distorted the open door of the bathroom is?

(Actually, I misspoke. The photographer is not a loser with nothing to do: he's a professional. I wonder how much these instagram people make off this stuff?)

I don’t mind getting a job photographing these Instagram guys naked

R161, yeah, but do you have a $10k camera, at least $2 or $3k in lenses, a $4 or $5k computer, at least $1k in software, and 40 spare hours a week to process, correct, photoshop all those photos? And the knowledge of how to do it?

Like I said, the photographer is a pro; not a loser with an iphone.

I'm beginning to think Clint started this thread.

The “inspirational” quotes are killing me.

All the fitness Instahoes do that. His are actually quite mild.

Man butt

^ The "philosophy" he utters in that last picture is worthy of Matthew J Dempsey.

I wouldn't be surprised if this creature's name isn't as fake as his plastic teeth.

Shred

Clint you can stop adding to this thread to make it like you're "a thing". After awhile it's just sad.

Pink

Mr Chadwick claims to live in Chatswood.

I think he's making up his story as he goes along.

Is he gay...no? don't care.

Did he ever show his dick?

Hideous.

One or two tattoos.. ok. A body full.. no.

Thanks for the be all end all answer to all of life's questions r185. Whatever would we do without your sage advice?