Which guys have butts that are disproportionately or even comically big?

All the photoshopped ones posted on DL , that DLers say are “hot”.

Why, I do believe that Matt Damon has a large butt, OP. It’s yellow, though, and womanly.

The ones liked on DL are too small.

Fat

I knew a guy in high school that has big beefy globes. Everyone would gasp as he walked by and whisper things like, "Look at that bubble butt," and "It's so big and round.” The guys would kid him in the locker room before gym class, as he'd try to wiggle his huge ass into the little gym shorts. In fact, on more than one occasion during PE his massive cheeks came popping out of the back of his shorts as they split the seam of the shorts. Since the shorts were so tight to begin with he could never get briefs under them, just a jock. So, his bare ass made regular appearances in gym class. Even the teachers would take time to stop and stare.

That’s nifty.

So, R5, did you hook up with him? If not who did?

Cue the Anthony Recker troll...

Solo only straight muscle dude Xavier has an unusually large ass for his frame. I was reading some forum where guys were making fun of his big butt and he came on and responded to them. He was a good sport about the whole thing.

Evan Demouchel in the movie They Look Like People (great movie btw). His ass is distractingly hot as hell throughout the film.

R9, do you recall the forum?

As a blanket statement baseball players have the WIDEST asses in pro sports. Personally I'm not a fan and find it an attractive look on most players because they're so disproportionate.

[quote] As a blanket statement baseball players have the WIDEST asses in pro sports.

Why do you think that is?

R13 I don't know if its all the squatting at bases and in the in/out field positions, squat running that makes them boxy along with all of the squatting in batting practice and other elements of the game (not being the most 'active' of sports compared to football/soccer for ex. Even minor league players get these wide square asses that aren't nicely shaped (unless they're still quite young) but the pants can't help things either. Its also a sport where there doesnt seem to be a lot of cross disciplines, like American football players who take classes for agility.

There are a couple guys I have seen online who fit the description. One I originally saw on Tumblr (he has since left) and I admired his body so I followed him to Instagram and Snapchat. He comes off as batshit crazy if I'm being totally honest, but at least his body is nice to look at.

The other also comes from Tumblr. He is constantly bragging about all the "straight" guys he has turned gay because they like his big ass so much. And he frequently gets anonymous comments to that effect with guys saying he makes them question their sexuality. Looking at him and his body, I can understand why.

What are/were their “handles”, R15?

[quote] Personally I'm not a fan and find it an attractive look on most players because they're so disproportionate.

You find it attractive or don’t?

Man of your dreams

My cousin's round and curvy booty was so big it dimpled and jiggled wildly as if it had a mind of its own. In fact it was so large that he hadn't even been able to wear underwear. His over sized derrière always got him attention. His male teachers would always give his ample backside an inappropriate squeeze when giving him a hug, and some would brush up against it "accidentally".

He had to stop showering at school gym because the other guys had started bullying him in the locker room. They'd call him names like hog ass and slap his big bum and laugh or take his clothes leaving him in just a towel. They'd then rip this from his body leaving him with just his hands to cover his manhood for modesty. The would then laugh at the shape of his body. His thick thighs and rounded hips. And of course his ridiculously fat ass never escaped ridicule. So he had to just stopped showering.

The school Coach told him he'd noticed that my cousin was not showering and wanted to know why. Mu cousin told the Coach how the boys had been sexually bullying him and that is why he stopped. The coach let him know that he wound talk with his classmates but that he was required to shower as it was a school rule. To meet this requirement and have my cousin separate from his classmates the Coach agreed to let him use the private shower in his office.

In his office the Coach made my cousin strip right there for his first shower as he watched. It was odd but the coach explained since he had not been showering after gym class he was now required to monitor my cousin. This made no sense to hum but he complied. He could feel the coaches eyes drilling into him as he undressed. And when he turned to head to the shower he could have sworn that he heard the coach chuckle.

There was no curtain or door on the stall it was wide open and the Coach stood right outside the stall and watched him shower. In fact he instructed him on how to shower. He'd say things like, "Don't forget that big butt. Spread those fat cheeks wide and get between them. I'm sure they sweat quit a lot." This was even worse than the bullying he suffered at the hands of his classmates. He felt like he was giving his perverted coach a free show. He imagined the older man jacking off each night thinking about these private shower shows.

I bet OP has a fetish for deformed big asses, and only made this thread so that commenters would post photos.

My Beau!

R20 that's tragic.

r23 Are you being funny? It is clearly an erotic tale that he lifted off of the internet. You can find the source via Google.

As I was reading, I actually recognized the author as being a Tumblr guy - Barak - who truly has an oversized butt and who's sort of ambiguous about it. I bought one of his videos some 2 years ago.

R2, I've said this before on DL. Matt Damon is very slim when he worked on the latest MI movie, so NO, he definitely does not have a large nor a womanly butt. He trunk is proportionately long, so that may be what you're perceiving.

R25 I was joking - I was just anticipating the arrival of the Matt Damon butt / yellow skin troll(s).

Are you him / them?

Interestingly, yes it was freakishly wide with hips. He was Moroccan and a fucking passive aggressive balding psycho. Petty little freak.

R26, Definitely not. I'm a woman.

[quote] Matt Damon is very slim when he worked on the latest MI movie

Mission Impossible?

NHL Star Sidney Crosby, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. A collector's item.

R30, agreed that Crosby’s ass is a treasure. It alone should win the Stanley Cup.

Links to Xavier please. He's mentioned at R9.

Xavier

Thank you, R33.

More butts.

Colin Kaepernick.