Male celebs, dead or alive, whose duck you would suck all day, until da cows come home

Duck=dick. Fucking predictive text.

Duck is so fatty.

Vin Diesel's duck from The Pacifier. I could suck that duck all the live-long day!!!

Joe Penner

(Yes, I'm older than dirt)

My new single, "Until da Cows Come Home," will be released soon.

I am the cowboy, and I go and get da cows and get them to come home.

Also, there is a duck that some guy inhales.

R5 you are fucked up but ridiculously funny. I can hear her sultry whispercoo now.

Duckie (J. Cryer) in '86 movie, Pretty in Pink, was quite amazing.

I had a co-worker I called "Ducky." He was English. I'd've sicked his duck.

Jake Silbermann as Haken in Stuffer or as Lamen in Let Me Make You a Martyr.

In their prime:

Huey, Louie and Dewey

Why should ducks be the only ones getting some head?

I wish the Reba queen would marry the Hanson queen and they'd go on a permanent honeymoon anywhere but here.

Marty, why yo duck I so gotta suck!

Marty "always makes a party" in my pants. Yum.

Is da = the?

R16 If only there was a cure for being a dumbcunt like you.

Johnny Mathis - even now at 82, he is very well maintained.

Julian, Aaron, Topher, and Timmy

It all seems so barnyard, doesn't it?

Late 40s Montgomery Clif

All of them.

Groucho Marx's duck on You Bet Your Life.

OP, wasn’t he already a train wreck by the time that movie was out? I don’t know about anyone else here, but sucking the dick of a hard core alcoholic and drug user is nauseating. The stench of booze is in the cum of the guy, and it tastes and stinks something terrible. Sheen was hardcore by the time he filmed Apocolypse Now, and Charlie is his mini-me.

I can’t imagine how depressing it would be to be a sibling that grew up around those two passed out on the lawn. Or a ditch somewhere. “Emilio, go find your father.”

Gilles Marini. Til his eyes pop out of his skull.

R24 is the most repulsive of all DL cunts. There is no universe where I could LITERALLY go back to the 70s and have Marty's babies. You are the stupidest of all cunts as well.

r25, that's a very nice duck.

If Joe Penner is a possibility, then I'd go for Ross Alexander, tragic, closeted Warner Brothers star, who suicided in 1937 due to depression, debt and career problems. He was blue-eyed adorable.

The barnyard theme brings to mind the actor who played Eb on "Green Acres". Tom Lester?

I don't believe in sex with animals who cannot give informed consent.

Oh, no! Now I'm imagining Jeff Stryker saying "Yeah, you like that big duck, doncha? Come on, take it. Suck that big duck. Oh, yeah....."

Asia's in the other thread r30

Matt Keeslar

Hi Matt

Ross Alexander was a sad mess. But cute.

R31 90% of Stryker's gay porn was a body double. His gay porno career was non-existent. Truly the grossest and worst porno actor ever. The only thing he can produce in most is disgust.

Mel Gibson circa The Year of Living Dangerously.

Richard Gere circa American Gigolo.

Jack Nicholson circa Shining.

Paul Rudd in Clueless. Adorable.

Don't want to suck him, R36. Just imagined his trademark dirty talk with the "duck" typo.

Dat's da duck job!

I’ve never turned down a “duck” when offered, but I’m a whore. But my number one tallywacker to suck on would be Paul Walker.....while he was driving.

r36 Well, I nevah!

I prefer thugduck.

Or is it "thigduck," r43?

For the Sheen fans, have your fill of ducks with Emilio.

r36: Thanks - I thought I was the only person who thought that. He looked like a greased balloon.

R40 damn you, you beat me to it

Wilmer Valderrama

1950's - Rock Hudson, 1930's Tyrone Power, 1980's - Richard Gere, 1970's - Robert de Niro, 2000's - Colin Farrell though god knows what STD I would pick up with that one!

Tab Hunter

sorry, I don't go down on a duck, I get down from a duck.

Quack!!

I JUST SHIT MYSELF!

He? She?

DAT AZZ!

Ben Aflac.

Why Rick Dees of course! Soooo hot!

FOIE GRAS BITCHES

????

Lol.

I’d need to see the duck before answering.

r57's ducks are DEFINITELY underage!

Lol.

De Do Do Do, De Quack Quack Quack

I like huge cocks. Which celebs were huge? But I dont feel turned on by Leto, Uncle Miltie, or Neeson. Young Brando I would suck a lot, even if it were average. Rubirosa I guess. I liked his looks and his M.O.

R65s theme song. [Verse 1: Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like big ducks and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a duck walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, you get sprung Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that duck was stuffed Deep in the jeans he's wearin'...

Timothée

Sometimes the relationship can work, if both parties are invested.

Jake Ryan forever!!! ❤️ 💕 🍆 💦

Mario Lopez's perfectly intact cock.

Shame about the typo. All the duck comments are tiresome.

Duck off.

Lou Gehrig.

Lol.

Keanu, of course.

You would suck Keanu's dick all day? Gross. His wooden acting grosses me out.

He wouldn't be acting, R76.

Anyone who thinks Keanu's hot is a fucking moron. No thanks.

I'd suck Jim Cantore's duck all day long.

DL is slipping, or my eyes are failing. I didn't see a Drake joke.

Lol.

Young Martin Sheen was so fuckable. I want his babies. .

I like blue ducks.

Aldo Ray

DONALD

Lol.

Haha. Edit.

Jon Eric Hexum

I know there is another poster that just loves him. I agree with him.

Tom Welling would be my second choice. -r88

LOL @ 'duck'! OP, you reminded me, I was a child in Guatemala and our slang for dick was 'paloma' (Spanish for dove) because an uncut dick resembled one, I guess.

Tim Kaine.

Is duck now DL for dick, like Lens is DL for Lena?

[quote]Duck=dick. Fucking predictive text.

Preductive text.

Julian's duck I would sick.

OP, Yes, yes Martin Sheen was!

He also starred when young in a MfTV movie wherein he kidnapped a younger Linda Blair. I remember thinking how being kidnapped by Martin Sheen would be great!

I want young Martin Sheen's sperm in me.

As a queer duck, let me suck on this Rod at his prime.

FACTOID: In Spanish, "pato" (which means "duck") is slang for "gay man."

Paul Walker, Guy Madison, Justin Clynes, Steven R. McQueen

Errol Flynn, circa 1938. Lord have mercy.

Riz Ahmed. Tomorrow. And I'll swallow it all.

Keanu circa 1992.

R78 how is someone a moron because they have different taste in guys than you?

Keanu was a moron and a terrible actor, that is why.

Terrell Owens

I saw THE LITTLE GIRL WHO LIVED DOWN THE LANE when I wa 12 or so, and had kind of a crush on the Martin Sheen character before I figured out what he was.

Colin Firth in Another Country

A very young Milton Berle. I like huge cocks. Maybe he would crack some jokes and be a fun fuck.

Would be hot if he wrecked your hole forever. #gonzosex

Bea Arthur

Jesus.

What if the male celeb has a daffy duck?

R103 those have nothing to do with his looks. You seem prejudiced against him.