Oprah's trying to sell us pizzas now...Has she gone mad?

This is exactly what her daytime show was, too. You’re delusional if you think otherwise. She’s always had questionable judgment and horrible taste. I did like Gayle though, so I’ll give her that.

Well, pizza is essentially bread and Oprah loves BREAD!!!!!!!

She also has a tie-in with a cruise line. Oprah is the queen of Brand. Nothing more, nothing less. She has become insanely rich by catering to low-brow frau sensibilities.

Oprah can take her pizza and shove up straight up her FAT ass.

Don't forget what she wore to Harry's wedding. And how she used Meagan's mother to get an invite.

She's not anything close to the person she used to be.

She's only donating 10 percent of her frozen food profits to charity? Clearly she's no Paul Neuman--100% of the profits from his foods go to charity.

Does she need the money to buy yet another mansion?

This is a woman who thrust Ilyana and Dr. Oz on the world as "credible" professionals. She has a special place in hell.

R7 I can think of many other celebrities that are far worse than Oprah. Oprah is also one of the most charitable celebrities through her work with her Angel Network. I get that Oprah can be self serving and full of herself at times but to say that there is a “special place in hell” for her is ridiculous. Oprah has used her platform and enormous wealth for a lot of good.

She’s not so bad.

Angel Network. The charity based on viewers sending in the money in their piggy banks.

She has given a lot of scholarships, education kind of thing.

R7 Don't forget Dr. Phil.

Dr Phil wasn’t born yesterday and he has been around the block and he has been married for 40 years and he isn’t here to embarrass anyone.

Also, Mrs Phil offers youth in a bottle and keeps us safe from predators

I wouldn’t buy any food she’s selling unless your plan is to look like beached fucking whale 🐳

OP, you know you'd love to be traveling across Europe for months, eating at the finest restaurants while you order your staff around to handle your media empire. Don't be hating!

R13 Robin McGraw's pussy smells the formaldehyde they filled her living corpse with after she "died."

"Oprah's trying to sell us pizzas now...Has she gone mad?"

Pizzas?

*smells like the

Nothing strange about it, really. Remember earlier this year she announced that she had changed her mind about running for President of the United States. So she decided instead to sell pizza. It was simply a POTUS to Pizza business decision.

She really has made an ass of herself in many ways.

The Oprah Troll will be along soon to set things straight. How dare you say anything negative about her beloved idol, Oprah.

I'm rolling in so much dough, I decided to make pizzas out of some of it.

Obviously Oprah loves taste testing all the pizza.

Mmmmmmm, just one more piece please...…..

Wouldn't it be great if Dr. Phil left Mrs. Phil and married Oprah?

This is the type of pizza that Oprah really needs.

She doesn't have sex with anyone so she eats her way through life and has been losing the same 100 pounds off and on for years.

EVERYBODY GETS A NEW CARB!

HARPO Pizza: You Have to Add Your Own Meat

Wait does Oprah have something against hot dogs?

Oprah has financial interests in Weight Watchers. So she makes money when housewives binge on her pizza, and she makes even more when they join Weight Watchers to lose the weight from all those carbs.

R29 Lol!!

It's interesting they only made it 1/3 cauliflower in the crust. Any more than that & her base wouldn't eat it... but this is a good compromise.

Tossing a few veggies into the dish does not make it healthy.

Check out the scathing reviews for O's three cheese pasta.

Oprah is a huckster, a snake-oil salesperson preaching to millions of gullible Americans who have made her very rich.

OP, Have you actually watched any of Tyler Perry's soap operas? I've recently started watching two of them, The Have and Have Nots and If Loving You is Wrong. They blow every other soap opera I've every seen out of the water. There is hardly any filler. The storylines are dramatic and over the top. The women are always so bitchy towards each other, like Alexis and Krystle Carrington from Dynasty. The acting isn't always that great, but it's fun to watch anyway.

The Have and Have Nots has three gay characters right now. Two of them are featured frequently. There is a new male character that might be gay. That would be four gay characters on one soap that actually have their own storylines. You don't see that very often on American televiison. The only other U.S. soap I can think of that features multiple gay characters right now is Hit the Floor.

Potato Chips or Crisps are next, unless she's already marketing them. Oprah is a shill.

Doesn't she have a line of soups too?

Yes R36, and heard they are good, but still will not allow myself to try them.

Aren't these foods in competition with her Weight Watchers job?

Oprah has $4 Billion dollars plus. She can do whatever the fuck she wants.

So fuck off you nasty dirty jealous cunts.

"Sell to the masses, live with the classes."

LOL. Love the pic at R34. Gorgeous, "ready for his close up" black convict and an equally gorgeous "Hitler youth" arresting officer. Hunky white cop will no doubt kill the black supermodel-thug in cold blood for no reason so there can be a neat little "ripped from the headlines" story arc.

"The Oprah Troll will be along soon to set things straight. How dare you say anything negative about her beloved idol, Oprah."

Really, your lack of self-awareness does not fail to amuse me. It's like something you would see in a comedy as a major punchline, but the situation is usually contrived.

But, here with you, I feel the realness.

Orpah lives fat

YUMMOO!!

I can't be the only one who would like to kick Oprah in her hippo snatch, like 1000x

You are not the only one R45. Her popularity makes no sense to me.

You'd think she'd have a legitimate foundation, or give it all the Gates for them to manage. The Morehouse Men and the school in Africa can't cost here that much? Less than $1 million a year? And she's worth $4 Billion? And where's "management consultant" Stedman in all of this?

Oprah doesn't walk...Oprah doesn't do stairs

She a sucks-a-da-meat

Oprah's a freak.

R47 Why the fuck should Oprah a successful black woman give her money to the fucking Gate's for?

She managing her wealth just fine. Don't worry about her money.

Mind your own fucking business.

This product right here? FUCKING AMAZING!

Oprah jumped the shark a long time ago.

A lot of people jumped the shark a long time ago. And did it much worse.

What's the proper beverage pairing with an Oprah pizza? Tab?

R51 Oprah, I see you.

Now that I have thought better of it, I think the proper pairing is the Sofia Coppola wine in a can!

Oh, please! Every year she put out a list of Oprah's 100 Things and most of them were food. She's shilled all kinds of food before. I'm surprised she hasn't pimped out Steadman.

She needs to give John Schneider a raise.

Wait until the Harriet Tubman movie comes out. She will shill the shit out of that thing and trying to identify with it at the same time.

Oprah: I know how Harriet Tubman felt. I was trapped in the slavery of my talk show. Those white men wouldn't let me do MY thing. I had to escape like Harriet did.

And then when the movie about Madame C.J. Walker comes out, Oprah will be ALL OVER THAT SHIT like she invented Mdme Walker.

Oh no, I just had a horrid premonition of Harriet Tubman Margarine in a tub put out by Oprah!

I don't think Oprah only cares about money, but she does care about the survival of her network and did what she had to to save it. You can't use your platform for good if you don't have a platform anymore.

She’s no different than anybody else who made a success from such humble beginnings. I don’t always agree with her, but hey, she’s got moxie and she’s savvy enough to foresee trends.

Oprah shouldn’t have anything to do with carbohydrates... eating or selling them.

MAYA RUDOLPH IS A QUEEN!!!! SO good....so why is she doing commercials???