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List of People You'd Love to Take a Shit On

Let's start with an easy, obvious choice: Donald Trump

by Anonymousreply 79October 11, 2018 7:05 PM

Jeanine Pirro

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2018 7:32 AM

Sean Hannity

by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2018 7:33 AM

Tucker Carlson

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2018 7:33 AM

Kellyanne Conway

by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2018 7:34 AM

Stephen Miller - the Jewish Nazi

by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2018 7:34 AM

Laura Ingraham

by Anonymousreply 6September 16, 2018 7:35 AM

Wilbur Ross

by Anonymousreply 7September 16, 2018 7:35 AM

Steve Mnuchin

by Anonymousreply 8September 16, 2018 7:36 AM

Louise Linton

by Anonymousreply 9September 16, 2018 7:36 AM

"Dr." Sebastian Gorka

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2018 7:36 AM

Cloris Leachman

by Anonymousreply 11September 16, 2018 7:38 AM

**Oh sorry, wrong thread!

by Anonymousreply 12September 16, 2018 7:39 AM

Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 13September 16, 2018 7:39 AM

Erna, except he'd like it.

by Anonymousreply 14September 16, 2018 7:41 AM

OP. Except she'd like it

by Anonymousreply 15September 16, 2018 7:42 AM

Wilbur Ross...why is he not in prison?

by Anonymousreply 16September 16, 2018 7:43 AM

Hillary Clinton. Although she'd probably enjoy it

by Anonymousreply 17September 16, 2018 7:43 AM

Erna, the fetid Nazi cunt

Tony Woodward

Barack Obama

Jimmy Carter

Ronan Farrow

Jeremy Corbyn

Angela Merkel

Ban Ki-moon

The 751 members of the European Parliament

Linda Sarsour

Keith Ellison

Al Sharpton

by Anonymousreply 18September 16, 2018 7:56 AM

^^stinks

by Anonymousreply 19September 16, 2018 8:32 AM

I wouldn't wish to get close enough to most of these people to take a shit on them. I wouldn't want to be within a mile of Trump, ever.

by Anonymousreply 20September 16, 2018 8:33 AM

Betsy DeVos, Ajit Pai, Scott Pruit

by Anonymousreply 21September 16, 2018 8:33 AM

The tri-defecata^^^

by Anonymousreply 22September 16, 2018 8:39 AM

Just shitting on them isn’t enough. I’d like to see them lowered upside down into an open vat of raw sewage, urine and toilet paper like the kind of toilets found in state and national parks. Appropriately the former EPA guy Pruitt should go first, then Betsy, Ivanka, Jared, and Don Jr. I could go on and on.

by Anonymousreply 23September 16, 2018 2:13 PM

Ted Nugent

by Anonymousreply 24September 16, 2018 2:34 PM

Putin

by Anonymousreply 25September 16, 2018 2:54 PM

Danny Thomas

by Anonymousreply 26September 16, 2018 2:59 PM

R26 forgot to sign his post "The Glass Topped Coffee Table"

by Anonymousreply 27September 16, 2018 3:08 PM

The Koch Brothers

by Anonymousreply 28September 16, 2018 3:38 PM

Ted Cruz

John McCain's grave.

Les and Mrs. Julie Les Chen Moonves II Les

Milo Yiannapolous, but he'd get off on it and milk it for attention

Roseanne Barr

Benjamin Netanyahu

Vladimir Putin

James Franco

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McTurtle

Anderson Cooper

Andy Cohen

Anderson Cooper while being shat on by Andy Cohen

GLAAD

Mel Gibson

Perez Hilton

Sarah Fuckabee Sanders

TAYLOR SWIFT

Drake

Kanye West

by Anonymousreply 29September 16, 2018 4:26 PM

Full of shit deplorables at R17/R18, so that they can be the same outside that they're inside.

by Anonymousreply 30September 16, 2018 8:30 PM

Professor Linda J Silberman, NYU aka Cruella. Misery personified and tighter than a fish's asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 31September 16, 2018 8:36 PM

Any republican will do.

by Anonymousreply 32September 16, 2018 8:45 PM

Judge Kavanaugh

by Anonymousreply 33September 17, 2018 9:37 PM

I wish only for the greater good, therefore I would love for any like-minded person able to shit on demand to join me, and that my victims are 200 feet below ground so the like-minded poopers be able to reach their goal without the stink coming up, and that the people wanting to lose weight ingest beverages that rev up both their metabolism and their sphincter activity so they'll shit more, and be so delighted with the weight loss that they will continue to shit out their toxic sludge until their colons are waste-free.

I will name only those who have not yet been named in the replies I can see (i.e. did not block). I reserve the right to give mudslides to list members of earlier replies.

Ezra Levant

Michelle Rempel

Michelle Bachmann

Vladimir L Bogdanov

Mark Steyn

Oleg Deripaska

Suleiman Kerimov

Andrei V Skoch

Boris Johnson

Theresa May

Viktor Vekselberg

Robert Wagner

Brett Kavanaugh

All the Repugs who went to Russia for a July 4 meeting

Sean Hannity

Rand Paul

Bryan Singer

by Anonymousreply 34September 17, 2018 9:53 PM

Leslie Jones

by Anonymousreply 35September 17, 2018 9:57 PM

James Woods

by Anonymousreply 36September 17, 2018 9:58 PM

R34 Sean Hannity WAS previously mentioned, but I think he's entitled to two shits!!

by Anonymousreply 37September 18, 2018 10:30 PM

No one's mentioned Huckabeast. First one on my list!

by Anonymousreply 38September 18, 2018 10:39 PM

How vulgar! These are human beings who were once someone’s precious child! I’m

by Anonymousreply 39September 18, 2018 11:27 PM

Lou Dobbs

by Anonymousreply 40September 19, 2018 6:39 AM

Devin Nunes !!!!!

(can't believe no one has mentioned him yet!)

by Anonymousreply 41September 19, 2018 6:40 AM

Excellent thread for blocking people.

by Anonymousreply 42September 19, 2018 6:46 AM

Meghan markle

by Anonymousreply 43September 19, 2018 6:47 AM

Chuck Todd at MSNBC

by Anonymousreply 44September 19, 2018 6:49 AM

Rupert Murdoch

Sonny Perdue

Paul Ryan — right in his snug maw.

by Anonymousreply 45September 19, 2018 6:51 AM

r31 what gives?

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by Anonymousreply 46September 19, 2018 6:55 AM

Alex Trebek

by Anonymousreply 47September 19, 2018 6:55 AM

Dr Phil’s Wife.

by Anonymousreply 48September 19, 2018 6:55 AM

Paltrow

by Anonymousreply 49September 20, 2018 5:46 AM

OP, but the only problem is she is so fucking disgusting no one would even be willing to do that. Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 50September 20, 2018 7:38 AM

Bill Shine

by Anonymousreply 51September 21, 2018 8:05 AM

These women....

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by Anonymousreply 52September 21, 2018 8:08 AM

Mitch McConnell

by Anonymousreply 53September 21, 2018 9:09 AM

Woody Allen & Sun-Yi

by Anonymousreply 54September 21, 2018 10:02 AM

Mr. Whipple

by Anonymousreply 55September 21, 2018 4:07 PM

Markle.

by Anonymousreply 56September 22, 2018 3:31 AM

Ann Coulter, though she'd probably enjoy it.

Dinesh D'Souza

by Anonymousreply 57September 22, 2018 4:46 AM

Mitch McConnell

by Anonymousreply 58September 22, 2018 4:52 AM

Don't dream it ... be it ...

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by Anonymousreply 59September 22, 2018 5:01 AM

Dean Cain

Megan McCain

Bill Cosby

Papa John

Both my ex husbands

by Anonymousreply 60September 22, 2018 5:11 AM

Michael Rapaport.

by Anonymousreply 61September 22, 2018 5:18 AM

Goodness. Sixty-one posts, and no hate for Alex Jones?

by Anonymousreply 62September 22, 2018 5:21 AM

Dear Michelle Bachmann would be improved by a big dookie on her face.

by Anonymousreply 63September 22, 2018 5:43 AM

paul morris , who encourages hiv infection with his cunty movies at treasure island

by Anonymousreply 64September 22, 2018 6:03 AM

Has Mitch McConnell been mentioned?

by Anonymousreply 65September 23, 2018 5:17 AM

Pence

by Anonymousreply 66September 23, 2018 5:21 AM

The current Senate Majority Leader.

by Anonymousreply 67September 23, 2018 1:38 PM

NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch. Totally vile Cunt!

by Anonymousreply 68September 27, 2018 5:20 PM

Steve Bannon, although I doubt he would notice.

by Anonymousreply 69September 27, 2018 5:53 PM

The entire cast of "The Big Bang Theory"

by Anonymousreply 70September 27, 2018 5:55 PM

Don Jr. seems as nasty as the Dotard

by Anonymousreply 71September 27, 2018 5:55 PM

I'd curl one off on Ashley Todd's fat, sweaty face. Right onto her fucking weepy eyeballs. Just a little to the left of the backwards "B".

by Anonymousreply 72September 27, 2018 6:25 PM

The Bipolar Movie Maniac, who is also probably one of

The CMBYN Cyber Stalkers, who may also contain

The Outdated Pop Cultural Name Dropper, who is probably

The Musical Poll Troll, who may also be

The Redundant Thread Idea Thief

The Corny Visual AIDS Case

by Anonymousreply 73September 27, 2018 6:30 PM

The obnoxious woman in Trader Joe's tonight who was so preoccupied with her iPhone that she ran over my foot with her shopping cart.

by Anonymousreply 74September 28, 2018 2:57 AM

Rilley Dennis

by Anonymousreply 75September 28, 2018 3:08 AM

Susan Collins

by Anonymousreply 76October 6, 2018 1:28 AM

Brian Frons

by Anonymousreply 77October 6, 2018 1:57 AM

Sarah Huckabeast Sanders and her horrible dad, Mike Huckabeast.

by Anonymousreply 78October 6, 2018 8:14 AM

Kanye !!!

by Anonymousreply 79October 11, 2018 7:05 PM
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