Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Could Get Engaged 'Sooner Rather Than Later'

Gross Republicans are gross.

He was never my type but he is getting that fat nosed middle aged look, blech

He has become so self-riotous and smug. Super.Christian bullshitter.

11-year age difference, when would be a “scandal” if the genders were switched.

"He has become so self-riotous and smug."

That may be a typo but it still applies. I'm sure riots for himself in the mirror all the time.

R5, It was god’s plan for me to make that typo.

Hang on, I thought he was married to that blonde chick, Anna Faris? Clearly I missed the divorce, which must have been about 5 minutes ago. These people are shallow as fuck.

Yikes. He is starting to look like shit.

I can't stand him as a person, but he was SO HOT (and they filmed his face lovingly) in that Passengers film. I was turned on in spite of myself. (I know, I'm MARYing out hard right now.)

Glad he no longer entices me, tho

She can do better.

He's rushing into this. He just got divorced and has a kid young kid.

Chris' weight has always fluctuated. Check him out in Parks and Rec. He can get very lean and sexy in just a few months when he has a movie coming up but most of the time he prefers being a little chubby.

He's my ideal type when he's lean

Her mother has taught her all her best face-sharpening tricks to catch a man!

Another lesson her mother should not neglect to teach: horndog hubbies will fuck the help.

His uber Christian schtick is tiresome. Anna Farris thank lord Jesus you got out of that marriage!

You guys really don't see the appeal?

He’s a religious cultist freak who keeps trying to convert people.

I'm beginning too believe that Chris Pratt might be the anti-christ.

Unassuming, amusing moderately talented guy gets famous and rich real quick. Turns out to be a religious nut and now he's hooking up with a high profile political family. This is how it starts. Then he gets ambitious based on his success and social elevation.

NOT Good.

Fat. Bye.

He’ll probably run for president in a few years.

My reply is serious and meant to piggyback bareback on r16’s.

Isn't Arnold an anti-Trump Republican? I hope he gives Pratt shit.

I thought the kids were still mostly on the outs with Arnold since he gave them a “surprise” half brother in the form of a baby with their maid?

2 entitled right-wing shits get together for a while until one or both of them fucks around on the other. Typical repuke filth.

Hang on, he's just a basic Christian dude (not at ALL my type) but not at all a hardcore conservative or anti women's rights. Do you think Maria would stand for that shit in her house with her child for a second? Even Arnold for all of his fuck ups is down to brass tacks a feminist.

LOL I love how R16 labels Chris a "religious nut" for believing in God but doesn't consider himself one for believing in the anti-Christ

It's true his weight fluctuates like crazy. The left picture was taken while prepping for Jurassic World (what a utterly tedious movie) and the right picture came from Parks and Rec. It seems he naturally tends toward chubbiness and just seems to be able to maintain discipline for big films. Assuming he kept better grooming I'd be in with chubby Chris. He's a handsome guy

Pratt is more interested in who her family is connected to than he is in her -

teeny tiny nipples.

[QUOTE]ratt is more interested in who her family is connected to than he is in her

Exactly. He’s probably already tired of sleeping with her and has a mistress or two.

I remember on one of the later episodes of P & R, Pratt and the girl who played April were wrestling on the floor of a museum. He had as obvious boner.

Yeah, he's really "hideous."

When he's in shape, he's perfection in a man.

His fatness is still in there, just waiting to get out.

I do think he is one of the best looking men in Hollywood. No Henry Cavill but definitely a cut above most actors

Is Katherine Schwareznegger a Republican? Her mother is a Democrat, and she sided with her during the divorce--why should be the same political affiliation then as her father? Kennedy roots die hard.

R34 for what it's worth we don't know much about Pratt's politics. A few people on here love to pretend he's a vocal trump lover but in truth he doesn't really talk about it at all.

We know he's Christian and hunts. Most straight white men like that are republicans but really he doesn't seem particularly political at all.

I find him to have the charisma of a potato or a loaf of bread. His fame confuses me. I hope the Schwarzenegger girl toys with him and then tosses him for a rich powerful blue blood who is a lot hotter than Potato.

He’s gonna be trouble.

chris pratt has such a punchable face

She's quite plain and unattractive, a "lifestyle" blogger who likes attention and would be no one with her family. Actually, come to think of it, they're a rather good match.

**without her family

She’s a Communications major.

Didn't Miss Lawrence take a piece of that bible boy? You just know she worked that religious dick from every side.

Must be part of DL's seemingly endless collection of interchangeable white boys. Some here also like the equally blandly named white-bread wife-and-kids slaughterer Chris Watts.

He is 11 years older than her and is divorced with a kid....She's in her late 20's he is about to turn 40.. I dont know what she sees in him. Not many straight women in their late 20's want to marry an almost 40 year old man with a kid.

She must have low self esteem.

Lol sure Pratt is bland. Why people on DL think it a mark of honor to not find obviously attractive people hot, I will never understand.

I think he's cute. And I definitely think there was no way he didn't fuck JLaw.

R44 I think I know what she sees in him

Chihuahua killer.

He must be a really great actor, because he can be charming, funny, and likeable in films, while he appears to be ten kinds of shithead in real life.

I hope this marriage doesn't come off, the Schwarzenegger girl seems pretty useless, but I don't see that she's ever done anything to deserve ten kinds of shithead.

"They went on a church date,” a source told PEOPLE, adding that after the service at Zoe Church ended, they headed to Beauty & Essex for dinner..." Zoe Church? Ugh. Evangelical.

r50 So did he molest her like a priest after?

This means that he has political ambitions, doesn't it? Oh, Christ.

But I wonder what he $ees in her?

Isn't his kid retarded because Anna drank throughout her pregnancy?

This thread is interesting, in more ways than one! Just read, in another blog (BI) that Katherine roundly criticized him in Twitter? telling her following that Chris is a 10 yr.old boy in a 40 year old man! And she made other remarks along the same line, but can't remember them. Also, shew is supposed to be a practicing Catholic and he is a devoted Evangelical Christian- that seems like an insurmountable dichotomy if there ever was one! (But to be honest, in this New Age religious beliefs are becoming more fluid, and religious affiliations are not as strong as they were! (BTW: as a side note. isn't her brother Patrick suspected of being gay?)

R55 Chris has never said one word against gay people. Why some are so utterly certain he's homophobic I don't understand.

You really think Anna Faris with all her Hollywood friends would marry a homophone? Or a Kennedy would date one? I don't.

And evangelical-Catholic marriages are unusual but I've seen them before. Like you said its not the barrier it used to be

His hairline is receding in OP's pic he's gonna join the big toupee club soon.

At his best, he's a beautiful man, but the looks won't last. He's still a likeable actor though, so he can always go back to TV when the movie career tanks.

A lot of men who have a slightly defective child marry and procreate again. It's purely biological.

What is with her hairline? Does she wear lacefronts?

I haven't seen Chris's actual hairline in years.

In the Jurassic World movies, his hairline is completely obfuscated.

The fuck is with that hungry hungry hairline? She's starting to encroach upon Theresa Giudice territory there. Is that a wig?

An extra OUNCE of weight makes his so much less hot!!!

Aw guys, LOOK at him. .... tending toward chubby, needs blond highlights to look better. Otherwise just a guy..

She has a twohead.

His weight isn’t still going up and down.... though I’m sure he lets himself go a bit between movies, he’s basically stayed fit since making Guardians of the Galaxy, which was toward the end of Parks and Rec. He’s said he doesn’t ever want to go back to being overweight.

Did you see the pic at OP, R65??????????

Jesus Saves

His weight does still fluctuate. He hasn't been parks and rec weight again but this is a picture from this year

"Moo!"

[quote]Did you see the pic at OP, [R65]??????????

What about it? He’s not remotely as heavy as he was during Parks and Rec.

Only on DL would this guy *currently* be called fat.

Getting a little soft when he’s not working isn’t like putting 70 pounds back on.

Some day, he's going to give up the struggle, and pork out like Brendan Fraser. Or Marlon Brando.

Until then, well, his appeal isn't based on his looks. He's an okay-looking man, bod varies between good and decent, face nice but nothing special. But then his career is largely based on having everyman appeal, he isn't getting leading roles because he's hot, he's getting them because he plays characters audiences can identify with. If he's smart enough to listen to his managers, he's going to keep his right-wing assholery under wraps, because when he lets that loose very few people will see him as someone they can identify with.

R70, he's much fatter in OP's pic than in Jurassic World 2 this past Summer where he was thinner and hotter than ever (except his hairline which now looks super-fake).

I find him VERY attractive. Even when he isn't movie fit. I do also think he's a nice guy. Most of his coworkers say great things about him. The men on the avengers named him as their favorite cast member.

It's probably because he's been quite chubby and even now definitely doesn't mind gaining weight when not working that he is down to earth. He isn't vain, which is refreshing in Hollywood

Wrong, R73. Gay men go see his movies because he is HOT. No gay man sees CP as "an every man."

Gay men see him as a sex object, which he is marketed as.

He was on a talk show sometime within the last year where the host told him how much he missed the fat Chris Pratt from "Parks and Recreation" and how the buffed up Chris Pratt really wasn't as good.

Chris said something like, "Don't worry. Fat Chris is coming back."

Does she abuse and neglect pets too?

Don't really care about their religious or political beliefs, but they scream PR romance to me. He mostly looks uncomfortable and sweaty when out with her. I think when he's lean, he's much better looking than she is. I don't think she's very attractive. I find it pathetic that her mom apparently fixed them up, he's an 11 years older divorced father. Star status trumps all else with Maria and many of the Kennedys.

You act like he’s some lecherous old man, [R79]!

The Kennedy girl is 2 years shy of 30 and Chris Pratt (for better or worse) is one of the most popular and successful actors working right now and is not yet 40.

I don’t think it’s a crazy match, especially for L.A...

R80, it is crazy when the girl's mother sets her 28 year old daughter up with a man who comes with a lot of baggage. At her age she can find someone with no ex and no kid. Why would any mom want their 28 year old daughter with used goods?!

I don't think a kid is "a lot of baggage" it's not like he was in jail, or is having a super messy divorce, or has known drug problems. He just had a child.

A kid is wayyyy too much baggage. You obviously never dated a man with kids. I accidentally dated a gay man that was married to a woman and had a kid with her. He was always having money problems because of child support and alimony payments. His kid was so annoying that I dreaded his visits.

Your problem was that he was married and couldn't afford the kid. Also your dude seems like he had trouble working out his sexuality if he was gay like you said. None of these are problems Chris has.

I know a girl around that age, from a professional family, and she said she would never date a guy with kids. Obviously as people age, kids become part of the equation when dating. But in the 20s it shouldn't have to be an issue.

He was married to a boozer and he has wine in the OP's pic, so Chris is most likely a boozehound as well.

Poor Maria.

Does Pratt's kid really have FAS? Can someone spill the tea on Anna Faris' pregnant boozing?

He was obviously an asshole to some women on Parks & Rec. He decided on his own to do a scene where he's implied nude while being ACTUALLY nude, because he didn't think Amy Poehler could act surprised enough unless she really saw his dong.

The union told him he wasn't allowed to do that on set so he gave at least two interviews complaining about the union being a bunch of assholes.

You can also see cast members with "aw jeez not this shit again" looks on their faces in outtakes when he throws props and breaks the set, or makes off color remarks.

R87 He was tiny when born. He's probably on some spectrum. Premies always have some sort of developmental problem.

Well not always, R89. Nice try, though.

That’s nice, OP.

[quote]in truth he doesn't really talk about it at all.

His MTV speech a few months ago was a Christian sermon, he had that huge Easter cross installed on his lawn in a tacky display of performative Christianity, and he went on a rant about how Hollywood refuses to listen to the blue collar man. We already know he's anti union. He's a hunter who fetishizes guns and is irresponsible with his own pets.

He may not have SAID he's a Trumpster, but he's a Trumpster.

R92 I think he is a Trumpster. But people on here also make up stuff to make him seem more right wing than he is. Like saying he's homophobic when he's never said anything like that.

And being open about Christianity is fine. If you think Muslims should be allowed to practice their religion freely and proudly in this country (and I attack every deplorable who says otherwise on this board) then I think that should go for all religions

He's gross and will be sweeping the streets in a few years. Maria's kids should be smarter than that.

I look at that photo and all I can think is , " he made her cum." Bitch is either dickmitized or likes a conservative bad-boy, goofball type.

She stupid and he's gonna knock her up and get that Kennedy lineage and $$$.

He's already got money. Shit he's in TWO franchises. He's got fuck you money at this point.

he may not have Schwarzeneggar money but he's got money.

[quote] Like saying he's homophobic when he's never said anything like that.

I've never read anything or seen an interview where he has said something homophobic.

But this is DL, so, there was a blind item in one of the threads where he was the guess. The item was about an openly Christian actor who saw 2 guys kissing in public in a store, got angry about it, and was overheard saying something about them going to hell. There was no proof it was him, or that it even happened, but it's something you file away in your head to see if something pans later on down the road. It's a caution sign.

[QUOTE]He's got fuck you money at this point.

Let’s not get carried away here. Chris Fatt doesn’t have that much money.

If he's a Trumpster, he's a homophobe. End of story.

Pratt goes to that same church that Bieber, Kardashians, Hailey Baldwin and Taylor Lautner go to.

“Sooner rather than later.”

AKA “soon.”

I hate people who do this to words.

Well she’s a Kennedy and they can’t keep it in their pants so maybe her screwing around will break them up.

I agree with R95. I think she's fuck drunk. It happens to everyone

Fatties that lose weight and get in shape always have short pudgy penis and it's a huge struggle for them to keep the weight off and they always gain it back. So he's a pudgy guy with a short pudgy penis and bad values and a phony needy personality.

[Quote] Pratt goes to that same church that Bieber, Kardashians, Hailey Baldwin and Taylor Lautner go to.

That's embarrassing.

"Pratt goes to that same church that Bieber, Kardashians, Hailey Baldwin and Taylor Lautner go to. "

I didn't know that, and now I'm laughing at him!

What kind of fool falls for the biggest famewhore minister in Hollywood, or goes to a church that makes utter trash like Bieber its star parishioner.

It's probably extremely private and that's why they all go there. I wouldn't want the paparazzi even occasionally bothering me during church.

It also is probably super vanilla to be palatable to all those different people

Wait, was Mr. Pratt a Christian when he was married? Is Anna Faris a trump-loving Republican? I’m so confused.

Nah Anna Faris is a liberal and a democrat. And yes Chris has been Christian his whole life. Though he says he got more into after his son was born prematurely.

A big part of why I think Pratt isn't super far right wing is that Anna married him. I don't think she'd put up with that. And I know Maria Shriver wouldn't

[quote] Let’s not get carried away here. Chris Fatt doesn’t have that much money.

Anna and her lawyer will make sure of that. Pratt has earning potential, but what he made so far, half goes to Anna.

The divorce SEEMS pretty amicable. They may well be fighting but haven't done it publicly yet.

Chris is probably the sexiest American in Hollywood right now. I think only Henry Cavill is hotter than him

[quote]Chris is probably the sexiest American in Hollywood right now.

Wow - this is really sad. Pratt isn't at all sexy. He was sort of cute when he played Andy Dwyer - cute personality. But he's going on 40 and not naturally buff so his bulking up looks stiff and doesn't look lived in - bulges in the wrong places. Anyway he's got lot of competition in Hollywood in both body and face.

But Pratt has a nice personality and a nice smile. Looks like he would be fun to have a beer with. !!

He's sexy. Kinda. Any dick pics. Jenn? Share bitch.

This chick is extremely lucky if she gets to marry Chris

Congratulations to them! I wish them well.

Love is a wonderful thing!

Yep Pratt is in that new cult that Bieber is in.

At some award show for teenagers he started talking about Jesus so he is actively trying to recruit people into the church.

I’m fearing some sort of political mess from Pratt in a few years since Hillsong will want to establish some power as they grow. The woman Pratt is now with only makes it easier for him to get any political power, and many republican men randomly get married later in life and have 2.5 kids in prep for their political life.

Happens in other parts of the world too. Enrique Pena Nieto did that.. got married for presidency and is getting divorced now that his term is over. Eduardo Verastegui might be doing this too.. he just started dating a Russian model and last December it was reported that Mexico’s newest and most American-republican party (anti gay, anti abortion, “pro family” being their main topics) was thinking of making Verastegui their candidate.

R117 What are you implying? That these men are secretly gay and need beards for their political careers?

R118 Eduardo is gay but no, republicans and politicians in general need to look good in order to be elected. A perfect wife and 2.5 kids is something that helps with that.

Enrique in particular dated a famous and well liked telenovela star which was obviously a ploy to look better to voters.

I and others thought Clooney only got married to a rather prestigious woman and had IVF twins so he could go into politics, but he hasn’t done that yet.

LOL Chris isn't running for political office. He lives in California and doesn't even comment on politics now. At least you could argue Clooney was likely because he does a lot of Dem fundraisers and events. Chris doesn't even do anything like that.

I thought he was cute/sexy on Parks and Rec. He’s got a good personality. He’s not a great actor but he can be funny and people have been getting by on looks and charm since forever.

I don’t care if he’s a Republican or a Christian. They aren’t all Tea Party douches, just many of them. If I pretended to be outraged by every republican I’d have 2-4 family members left. I assume most of you were raised Christian as well? It’s not that bad —you just have to stay away from Fundementalist. Is it that church/cult Bieber was in? That’s too bad...that pastor is anti-gay and we all know it’s scammy.

Without Marvel he’s nothing, in the movies anyway. Still, I think he could land a good role in a comedy or go to tv and be successful. As 40 approaches he still looks great, but his hair is going.

And I really don’t care that he gave away animals on Twitter.

They can go fuck themselves straight off a cliff.

[QUOTE]His fatness is still in there, just waiting to get out.

Called it.

You didn't need to be Nostradamus to predict that R123

He was never good looking but is a super nice guy, guess that's how he keeps getting work.

[QUOTE]He was never good looking but is a super nice guy

Who cares how nice he is? He’s FAT!

Is he really fucking Patrick?

He is starting to slim down and bulk up again for the next movie. This in between phase suits his natural looks well. Not a great pic of her tho

She's actually attractive for a female Kennedy

I live in Michigan, guys who look like Pratt are a dime a dozen. Meh