Beautiful men with ugly, fat, or older women

Looks like a mom and son.

It pays the rent.

Why is everybody looking at me??

They do anal.

Mommy issues?

Also, I think DL tends to overestimate straight men's standards of women they'll date. At the end of the day, they don't care what she looks like. As long as she 1) isn't absolutely hideous and 2) has a wet pussy and a heartbeat, they'll hit it.

10% = True love.

20% = Mommy issues.

70% = Gay.

Don't we get a thread like this every few weeks now?

OPs picture is of a mom and son.

Old fraus fishing for young meat are pathetic.

Because superficiality doesn't make for lasting relationships and some smart people know that?

When we lived in the upper midwest (Minnesota) we were amazed that so many hot, fit incredibly handsome farmboy types were always hooked up to these completely slovenly fat ugly heifers. What a waste.

Maxwell Caufield and Juliet Mills

Before Hugh Jackman....

R15- that's Cash and Carry!

I'm sure we've done this before, but anyway.

If a woman is hot, it makes her high status to straight men because they're looking for physical attractiveness. However, a man being hot doesn't make him high status to women, because they're looking for social status. A man is hot to a woman if he has wealth, power, or other personal qualities that mimick it. Looks aren't that important.

So if a hot guy is with an ugly woman it means he lacks the qualities that are necessary to attract the hotties and is with the best he can get.

Hot women will cheat but a fattie will cook, clean and baby you.

r18 is pretty close. I think some straight men need to feel superior so they prefer a plain Jane. A coworker told me he didn't like high maintenance women and his plainer wife always seemed to adore him.

R17 seems to think women have the power in relationships now. It’s still a man’s world.

Beautiful women with fat ugly old men - why oh why

The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

OP, you just described the entire US military!

Just in case you don’t know what I was referring to: military wives are FAT!

Gays with their beards.

Wow Madonna was still fuckable not that long ago.

DL favorites

Edith Piaf. Yes, that is her husband.

Some men like to be the prettier ones. I see this with millennial couples more.

Hugh and his wife are starting to catch up with each other. In a few more years she'll probably look younger than him. Same thing happened to Randy Travis and his older ex.

Vous nous a oublié, OP

Have you never met hot young gays with a daddy complex?

I think Brigitte was hot when she was younger, though.

Isn't the redneck stereotype a skinny man with the body of a teenage boy married to a 250 lb woman.

The Taylor-Johnson thing is so off because he was so young when they got married and had kids--IIRC, he was like 19 or 20.

If the genders were reverse and a 45 year old man hooked up with a 19 year old woman and started pumping out babies with her, I think we'd also find it disturbing.

You mean like Hilaria and Alec?

Hilaria was far from 19. She was running out of time finding her meal ticket.

....

Some may scoff, but, if you know a man in a relationship with a woman who's a decade or more his senior, he's either gay or bisexual, straight men aren't wired that way.

Stupid, sexist thread assuming that men will not find an older woman attractive. wtf, you know older men can be attractive to some people, why do you think that older women can not be attractive to someone, just because our culture is obsessed with female youthfulness and plastic surgery etc. Some people can actually get past all that crap and be attracted the whole package of another person, not just in spite of their age, but partly because of it. You have eaten up the cultural kool aid, get over it. You are obviously just jealous old ugly bitches who want young hotties for yourselves.

Fat doesn’t bother nearly as straight guys as you might think.

Eric & his honey

Last year, a new family moved in to the (rental) property next door. A good looking black guy with a fat, homely white wife. A few months ago, they moved out, and I heard that they were behind on the rent. So, once the house was emptied and cleaned up, another family moved in. Again, a very cute, very fit young black man, with a dumpy schlub of a white wife. It's a mystery to me. I actually try to catch glimpses of the guy when he's out working on his car. He's gorgeous, but his fat wife always seems to be out there, holding their little kid in her arms, shrieking at him.

A guy I know, his parents told him "Get yourself a big woman who will take care of you". He was then surprised when the larger woman still had issues. So I think that they figure they can be lazy with a big woman and she will not complain or run around on them.

I was in a store today and saw a fairly attractive young man - and then joining him a few seconds was his wife with a baby carriage. She had this big fat ass that could hardly fit into her jeans and a pulled back ponytail hairdo, not attractive. I almost asked him, "What are you doing with her?!". It was like seeing a bad movie.

Patrick Dempsey's first wife was over 25 years his senior. HHMMMMMMM

r43 she probably gained weight and stopped doing her hair once she bagged him.

That's a common enough stereotype R41

r38= frau or hugh jackman's wife

[quote]You are obviously just jealous old ugly bitches who want young hotties for yourselves.

Young STRAIGHT hotties, is the thing. It's just more of the usual DL self-loathing, topped off with misogyny. It's killing guys like the OP that these straight men prefer a fat female over their old prolapsed male selves.

Because OP you're gay.

R48...."hotties"? Go fuck yourself looking at HAAAWWWT guys who are hetero and would never want you.

Not even half of these men are hot and the woman at R30 is way better looking than him.

Anorexic bitches don't put out like fat whores.

Though the boyfriend in this case isn’t exactly beautiful:

Some young guys have "MILF" fetishes. Some weird imprinting in their youth maybe.

Hilarious. You can put "Hot guys with hideous females" near the top of the list of things that DLers are triggered by or hate!

R41, many black men seek out oversized women black or white - they LIKE them that way. Not just a stereotype.

You know how the old song goes...

Most of them are gay.

No they aren't gay. They just love pussy and a personal slave to wait on them. Fat chicks will do these things to keep a hot man. They know it's either that or become an old maid.

Always baffled by brad Pitt marrying Jennifer Anniston who is at best attractive

Riz Ahmed and his odd looking ex-fiancee, the woman he hid for five years. He must has thought she was an upgrade, she comes from a wealthy background.

She wasn't fat, just the opposite, she had the body of a skinny adolescent boy.

Why does no one on the datalounge ever post about beautiful women and fat older men? Is it because threads like these are more about jealousy (hot guys should be with ME, not ugly chicks!) than reality

R63 because we all know fish want $$$ more than anything. It's always the "dirty old man", never the whore who would fuck a walking corpse for LV bags and Jimmy Choos.

Why do I get the idea that some of you (like R60) never leave the house?

"Again, a very cute, very fit young black man, with a dumpy schlub of a white wife. It's a mystery to me. I actually try to catch glimpses of the guy when he's out working on his car. He's gorgeous, but his fat wife always seems to be out there, holding their little kid in her arms, shrieking at him."

Of course the wife has to be "shrieking" - proof that these kinds of posts are more about misogynist fantasies than anything

"If the genders were reverse and a 45 year old man hooked up with a 19 year old woman and started pumping out babies with her, I think we'd also find it disturbing."

People here trip over themselves to defend Ryan Phillippe who is in his 40s and dates 19-year-olds.

Of course to a misogynist like r64, Harvey is the nice one in that relationship. LOL.

Duchess of Alba married guy 25 years her junior

Alba was once pretty

[quote]Why does no one on the datalounge ever post about beautiful women and fat older men? Is it because threads like these are more about jealousy (hot guys should be with ME, not ugly chicks!) than reality

People don't post about those marriages/relationships because they are extremely typical and involved money, lots of it. Ugly fat rich guy marries stunning gorgeous woman. No one is shocked any more when they see that. People always figure it's about money.

Georgina Chapman could have married an attractive older man with money, yet she chose the UGLIEST most VILE looking older rich man she could find. It says a lot about her psyche. Georgina was a fairly successful fashion designer, but she obviously wanted more.

Can you imagine FUCKING Weinstein?! All the money in the world wouldn't sway me to fuck that POS. Besides looking like a rat, he looks like he smells really bad.

R67, and these DL misogynists are pimply jealous losers who've never had a date.

R70 Yep perpetual sweat pig

I say fair play and well done to any old Frau who gets young, hot meat.

Fish will fuck anything for the right price. Trump would never get as much mussy if he were gay.

Maybe these guys are gay and they don't want to ruin a young womans life so they settle for bearding up with oldies.

I've often wondered why so many (not simply on DL) care so much about about what and whom others like. Yes, occasionally one notices an odd apoarent mismatch, but too many here are already in over their heads and need to come up for air.

I do believe SOME of these guys are gay - I don't know why some gay guys gravitate towards old lady beards, look at John Travolta and Diana Hyland, Randy Travis and manager/wife, Hugh and Deb.....

Love is blind

Lust comes easily, love takes time.

There is a certain type of man who want's ..no needs, a sexless marriage controlled by their wife. They marry these alpha Jabba versions of their mothers.. Some are perfectly content. Some get arrested at rest stops. Some eventually hang themselves. All get exactly what the wanted.

R74 Looks like Calvin Klein and Stephen Fry's young partners didn't get that memo.

R27 Mommy issues personified. His parents are right-wing fundie whack jobs, right?

R81 Yeah I'm curious why no one considers their relationships sexless.

There is a fat, old, ugly frau on this thread who is VERY triggered by this thread!

[quote]Always baffled by brad Pitt marrying Jennifer Anniston who is at best attractive

At the time she had a fresh-faced appeal and the “girl next door” look that some guys like. Not a fan of her, but I did think she was very pretty back in the day.

He can do so much better. But, he looks gay. So, that might explain the disparity in looks. Closet gay and beard.

Because when you’re really a couple, you spend a LOT of time together. Some men don’t want to spend their lives with a vapid bore (though some DO.)

Some women can make men feel fun, intimate, secure and amused. Those are nice feelings. If a beautiful woman can make a man feel those things, great. If it’s a less traditionally attractive woman who does it, that may still be of great value to other men.

Ask a beautiful woman with an ugly fat older man.

This man's not particularly good-looking. The woman's quite attractive.

And by men, I assume R87 means people.

I have been triggered!

Because women rarely put out, making straight men HELLA THIRSTY ALL THE TIME.

DL, the experts on all things heterosexual.

Cuz you have to be heterosexual to watch heterosexuals.

Here's the OP's trifecta. He's beautiful, she's ugly, fat, and older!

Lots of younger couples skew this way.

It boils down to how they make him feel. Sage wisdom

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I am going to guess that a lot of these older cougars buy them XBoxes and let them live rent-free. Not a bad life for some dumb 20something stuf!

She was always hideous, R85!

easy

And the straight ones amongst these men still won't go into man no matter how much you gym, pluck, laser and pop style. That must burn the more gynophobic amongst you, bad, bad, bad. Fat pussy getting some good old duggu duggu from a hot straight fella. It's all about the "quint". The more experienced, older woman with a lack of "body issues" and man pleasing personality will know how to get down, unbridled and confident. That amongst many reasons is why the world hates the older woman , fat or nay.

R102's pussy stinks!

most men married to women probably start getting something on the side (men or women) after a few years. Men are just wired that way. There are many aspects to marriage apart from sex and you can love someone you no longer have sex with or have stopped being attracted to. The explanation is simple but not one many like to accept.

I think these husbands are truly outstanding!

men are not wired to have sex at 40 with the person they were passionately attracted to at 20. Sex is one part of a relationship

I see this all the time with hot dudes and their cow girlfriends.

I was talking about this to a straight guy at my gym and they like the fatties, apparently. Oh, sorry, BBW.

There was a hot, athletic guy in my dorm in college who was fucking a fat chick regularly. He actually said "I have a little dick and I only feel anything with a fat girl. The fat makes the pussy tighter." I had to take his word for it. Fucked a couple girls in college but I don't have a little dick and they weren't fat.

Hilarious, r109

We are not these bodies.

And what a shame the poor fatties in the gay population haven't anywhere near the success rate with hot guys, white or black. A fat chick gets to bang a well built black dude. We wouldn't get the time of day from them. How is it that our fat asses don't enthrall their small dicks in the same way? I'm starting to envy these women and wonder if not a few of them have secretly done the old switcheroo just for these purposes. A few hot muscular guys in my gym are dating such monstrosities, all of them at least size 16, double D cup circus pavilions squeezing into their Spandex and high heels. But the dudes revel in getting all the attention, and the rhinoceri love to worship them. So it's win win. One thing I can say is that men are a lot more discriminating against other men than they are against women. No wonder we have issues.

Hooray for the fat chicks. They seem to be winning.

Then he probably wants you, R92, right?

R109 - You are so right. I've never seen so many of these especially white trash blubber bitches with the hottest black and Latino dudes. R112 occasionally you may see a hot gay guy with a bear type, but that's usually stocky and kind of muscular. I've never seen a gay 10 with a genuine 280, 300 lb fatty. The bitches must have some sort of magic. If they do, I'd like some.

Many of them are their baby mamas from way back when they were hot in high school and gained weight after the pregnancy. The dumb schmucks feel they have to stay with them.

i think sometimes the hot husband likes it because the ugly, fat wife is so insecure she’ll put up with him cheating.

[quote]The fat makes the pussy tighter.

No it doesn’t but your friend was probably not even in her pussy. More like a roll of fat.

Ahhhh... The inconceivable unattainable DL standards again! R95 It's time you had a vision check, because Hargitay is beautiful, even as she has aged. She isn't fat either.

Hugh Jackman's wife was attractive when he married her.

What counts as ugly here on the DL side of our dimension is usually just average semi-attractive people. I don't think Furness is ugly either. It is hard for some to fathom one's soul can be beautiful too. I suspect those unable to sense that beauty are truly soulless.

"The bitches must have some sort of magic. If they do, I'd like some."

It's called pussy. And believe me, the fake doctor made ones are not magic.😢

She's not beautiful, R119,not by a long shot.

I have to disagree R123. Eye of the beholder and all that.

Beautiful eyes, jaw, cheekbones, hair, figure, G-d what else could one ask for. She has an exotic beauty to my eye. Even when she had super short hair, I still found her to be gorgeous. R124 has great taste!

She looked better with shorter hair imo, her current hairstyle is stringy and it ages her.

OP is a troll

Some men with mommy issues marry older women that put up with their bullshit, as they age the women become less and less attractive, but the man feels too indebted and dependent to leave poor mommy behind.

So what? some old hags like young, rock hard cocks. Can you really blame them!

R126 I agree.

400lbs if she's an ounce R102

B list supernatural actor Misha Collins and his wife, who is not to be confused for an spn con nerd.

Dude looks good for 44yo. Seems decent, if a bit stuttery and boring.

[quote] Beautiful men with ugly, fat, or older women

This sounds like most young couples these days.

DL has very low standards for what it considers a beautiful man. A lot of these couples are evenly matched. The rest are rent boys with a couple of closet cases (Hugh) thrown in.

[quote] DL has very low standards for what it considers a beautiful man.

America, in general, has extremely low standards for what is considered a beautiful woman.

Roseanne with a wet hole, rolled in flour, is enough to bring all the flyover Republicans all hot and bothered.

Also straight men will fuck anything with blond hair. Literally: anything.

[quote]I do believe SOME of these guys are gay - I don't know why some gay guys gravitate towards old lady beards, look at John Travolta and Diana Hyland, Randy Travis and manager/wife, Hugh and Deb.....

At the time of her death from breast cancer Diana Hyland was only 41! Hardly an "old lady"!

Hmmmm

R138 found another category - women who used to be hot but got old and fat and the guys didn’t divorce them. Tony Goldwyn and his ugly wife fall into this category

Tony Goldwyn's wife was never attractive.

bearding

Pierce Brosnan's wife is definitely kind of fat. But she is pretty, I thought she was absolutely gorgeous when they got married, back when she was thin, and even now she'd have to be one of the best-looking fat post-menopausal women. Maybe he's into "BBWs," who knows. Lots of guys are apparently.

[quote]i think sometimes the hot husband likes it because the ugly, fat wife is so insecure she’ll put up with him cheating.

I wouldn't say cheating (not all men cheat) I would say put up with their laziness. Most straight guys are like Ray on Everybody Loves Raymond, they just want to do what's easiest. And most of them figure if they are with a fat or less attractive mate she will be grateful to be with him so they will put up with their shit. Also a lot of straight guys are lazy in bed, sure they talk a good game and fantasize a lot but most times they are lazy in bed and don't want to have to impress a hot chick.

R144 She used to be a model and was the girl in the "Stuck with You" music video.

Straight guys aren't super picky. I find most don't mind a few extra pounds on a woman, they just don't want to date someone that's fucking obese.

lots of female models are gay

Babies ruin women.

More common than you think.

That woman is attractive but it looks like mother and son.

Fat is inherently feminine. Straight men desire femininity. Think curves. Skinny women are actually not as attractive to straight men as the media would have it—not in real life, except perhaps for those who have some fetish for female twinks and maybe something else is going on there anyways.

That is all.