Jesus Christ, when did J-Lo become such a prostitution whore?

Exhibit B:

Flashing her cootch:

Mooning the audience:

Did you just learn who J-Lo was?

Wow that IS embarrassing. Her moves are so awkward and not sexy in the least.

I've only ever seen her in interviews where she's dressed. I guess I never realized her schtick is selling her body at the age of 49 with two kids at home. Yuck! Doesn't she have enough money by now?

Like Madonna, she can barely sing so has to rely on gimmicks.

Big bone

OP is jealous because he can't sell his ass for more than an opened packet of Skittles.

Jlo has always been about disciplined and extreme workouts. This is apparently the end result.

As opposed to a non-prostitution whore?

She’s my favorite singer.

I do give her props for being able to do cootch-drops in heels. But yea...I think if I had a net worth of $320 million I'd give myself permission to just stay home and chill. Hell if I had $1 million I'd stay home and chill.

OP, are YOU a mother? How old are you? 9,000,000?

Remember when this was a gay website? With witty, fun, fabulous posters? What Baptist church picnic did OP stumble in from?

Won’t SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN!?!?!?!!!?

Some people have no class.

More like Jenny From the Corner Street

All pop stars nowadays are just glorified strippers

She’s been gyrating like that all her life, even on In Living Color. Only now it probably makes her feel sexy as she gets menopausal and they’re paying her millions to do it.

Someone needs to tell this 50 year old grandma that she's embarrassing herself & the grandkids she should have at this age.

LOL r4. I was embarrassed for her when she did this video with Iggy Azalea 4 years ago. Her singing talents are so slender, she has to glom onto whoever the hot young thing of the moment is: Iggy, Cardi B.

She's almost 50. I don't look at these performances and think, "Oh, she looks great for 49," I just think she seems desperate and pathetic. Have some dignity, J-Lo.

I do think about the children, actually. Wouldn't you be emotionally scarred if you saw your mother feeling herself up and spreading her cunt lips on stage like that? How humiliating!

[QUOTE]She's almost 50. I don't look at these performances and think, "Oh, she looks great for 49," I just think she seems desperate and pathetic.

I think she looks hot. And it keeps her relevant.

[quote]OP, are YOU a mother? How old are you? 9,000,000? Remember when this was a gay website? With witty, fun, fabulous posters? What Baptist church picnic did OP stumble in from?

I assume we won't be seeing you on any Madonna threads then?

The difference is that Madonna looks like a haggard witch with her overdone plastic surgery, weird “grills” and outfits and she’s aging badly. Jennifer’s face is still fresh and she has a body better than most women half her age. Men actually want to see J.Lo and fantasize about her. She’s top 5 on every guy’s celebrity fuck list. She’s desirable. Madonna is none of these things.

I hope J-Lo's taking her Boniva!

If she was 50 with grandchildren you'd all be bitching about how trashy she was to have kids so young.

We all know she can't sing.

She looks good for her age, but I haven't heard straight men talk about her since the late 90s.

R27 what are you talking about? Most breeders have grandkids by 50.

jenny from the block/street corner came up the hard way.

its takes a thick skin and a cast-iron stomach to get there, not everyone can do it.

Dear god in heaven!

[QUOTE]She looks good for her age, but I haven't heard straight men talk about her since the late 90s.

Who do you hear straight men talking about?

[QUOTE]Isn't this woman a mother?

MARY!

I am aware, r30, but that doesn't stop DLers from complaining that having kids at 25 is "too young" and "trashy."

J-Lo Class

I wish male singers were also required to dress and perform like sluts. I’d like to see similar-aged Harry Connick Jr. writhing on onstage in a g-string and thrusting his pelvis.

She actually can't dance. Not a natural dancer like Britney nor can move like Xtina or even Mariah. She is an awkward, stiff, trying hard beauty.

She dances good enough.

its in her blood

look at her fug momma

She has worked hard to maintain her body. It gets quite hard for women as they hit that age. But yes, the dancing is awkward and not sexy.

Tacky is as tacky does.

[quote] She's dressed like a total prostitute and is writhing around on stage like a fucking porn star. Isn't this woman a mother?

It's a shame really, having that body, face, skin, kinky outfits & performance but still not "there".

Honestly, it looks desperate. She still looks good, but too many female performers resort to dressing and acting like whores today. It's all about the body, and flashing it... more than real talent.

She looks like she is struggling with that chaise lounge. So fucking awkward. And OMG that video with Iggy whatshername??? I cringed so hard I had to stop watching half way through. PATHETIC.

That video has 288 million views. There’s gonna be a generation of boys who used it as their first bit of wank material.

I think she looks really good, especially for her age. Aren't you missing shuffleboard OP?

That poor chaise probably has to sprayed for crabs 🦀 once a week.

She can get away with that now... but in another 10 years, it will be just gross.

I'm amazed that she even has the balls to do a concert.

And to think, she could have been MRS. BEN AFFLECK!!

She should just merge her show with the Chippendales. They could grind on her while she pretends to sing. Oh but wait, that would take the focus off of her.

R52 No, i think she's glad to have dodged that bullet.

She's got to keep the show on the road and distract people from the fact that she cannot, nor was she ever able to sing.

She was always a sexpot and trashy but she looks amazing and she is probably an inspiration for a lot of women about looking good at 50 so whatever OP.

She's in dire need of a new choreographer though it probably wouldn't make a difference because as somebody already said, she can't dance. Remember that video she did during the Ben Affleck period that was based on Flashdance? She was so horrible in it; I was embarrassed for her.

That all said, she looks amazing for her age and her hard work really payed off in changing her legs and ass. She used to have chicken legs and her ass looks smaller and more proportionate to her body.

[quote]Jesus Christ, when did J-Lo become such a prostitution whore?

Why the fuck are you asking me?

um do you know how a prostitute dresses? ask your mom OP!

She's got a lot of energy and keeps fit. But she's covered head to toe in costume material. She's not showing that much actual skin. About as sexy as a blow up doll.

OP why are you so judgemental? She's simply sharing with her audience what she had to do to get to where she is today!

Jamie who knew her when calls her J-Ho.

I'm picturing the OP saying it like Theresa Giudice.

It's what females artists/singers/performers feel they need to do in order to get attention from young listeners these days....

It's also what female "artists/singers/performers" do to distract from lack of genuine talent, r64.

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I remember her as a Fly Girl on LIving Color. She can dance- but she sure cannot sing. You'd have to pay me to see her- or else Bradley Cooper would have to ask be as his date...then I might go see her.

Productions are like special effects in films. If they have no purpose beyond the effect, they become common and boring.

Almost all the female pop acts act like prostitutes now. I must be getting old because I'm over it and think it's vulgar and tasteless.

Omg. Woman in body stocking entertaining a crowd in a place where female entertainers are routinely topless and in thongs.

And she's 50. How dare she show skin!!!!!!

Burn her!

So that's the first song and then the second song is when she takes it off and shows the pussy, right? Vegas, right?

When wasn't she a prostitution whore?

[quote]How dare she show skin!!!!!!

Um, did you watch the vids? She's doing a lot more than just dressing sluttily. She's literally on her back spreading her legs open like she's Jenna Jameson.

I can't wait for the slut-shamers to die out.

By the time the slut-shamers die out, J-Lo will be loooooooooooong gone! Gramma Lopez done left the buildin', hunty! Dead & gone many moons ago, yes'm.

And performers in former times were so moral; times were much tougher before recordings. Listening to Copacabana alone should give an impression, and those were modern times and costly shows.

If I were A Rod I would have a come to Jesus talk with her TODAY!

She’s an untalented one but a very business woman. She has accumulated wealth over 300 mils and that’s crazy. She makes a lot of money from entertaining, acting, marketing, endorsements, investing, directing shows, clothing perfume lines, etc. Bitch is very very smart

A Dud is pretending to love it, 76.

And you're just now making this shocking discover, OP ?

OP, do you remember the green handkerchief she wore to the Oscars or the Emmy's, or wherever it was?

I'm assuming not, because if you had, there would be no need to ask this question.

And she certainly is NOT lip-syncing. She can totally sing while writhing all over the chaise lounge and bouncing up and down with her legs spread open.

Janet Jackson is doing exactly the same on her "so called" concert tour.

It's just a small desperate part of what these aging babes do to hang on to their fleeting youth.

She could be charming in movies.

voila

I can't watch any of her rom-coms, but I'll admit I did like her in Soderberg's (pre Ocean's 11) Out Of Sight. She had serious chemistry with George Clooney, and it was a great movie.

You know what's sexy on a 50-year-old? Dignity.

She's closing in on Shitney territory.

and burlesque ustah have class!

Be still, my fragile heart!

GIVE ME THE VAPORS!

R88 JFC, does anybody even pretend to believe Shitney is actually singing? Who are these idiots that pay to see that crap? She is basically just marching all over the stage while fake-singing. So idiotic!

Last few years Britney looks alive again. You have to give her that. Her body looks good and she has spring in her steps. First couple years after the breakdown she was a zombie and it was horrific to watch.

Shitney's real voice is as bad as JHo's.

lol lol lol

Holy crap R93!!! That was good stuff!! So somebody in Britney's camp leaked that? I would love to hear J.Lo's actual audio.

More unstoppable talent!

I hope Britney is laughing all the way to the bank. Maybe someday they will let her retire. How many millions does her family need?

Ooooooof R96, thanks (I think?).

49 or not-----it WORKS.

r95 - See r65 and r96 for great JHo singing!

Thanks R100 etc. Her voice gives "thin and reedy" new meaning. Not to mention tone deaf AF. She couldn't carry a tune if her life depended on it.

J lo doesnt look 50 though. Britney looks more used and abused than her and she is younger I think.

Jennifer Lopez is a talentless whore.

[quote]J lo doesnt look 50 though. Britney looks more used and abused than her and she is younger I think.

If Jennifer looked any LESS used and abused than Britney she'd still be in the womb.

Britney, however......

photoshop

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Let's not forget, I sang (as myself) for the reception of Karen Walker and Lyle Finster.

Jennifer Lopez Sings Happy Birthday to Dictator in Private Party in Turkmenistan.

"You can be hip and sexy at any age, but never look desperate."

Is everyone on here a hater? Every post is more negative than the last. Most of you could only hope to look half as good as JLo. She’s amazing. Go ahead and flame me. I don’t care. Bye!

[quote] She has accumulated wealth over 300 mils

If she does indeed have $300m, why is she still embarrassing herself by singing cheesy Happy Birthday songs to Central Asian rulers, like some desperate hired singer for a kid's garden party?

She's either a megalomaniac who can't stop hustling for cash, or she doesn't have that fabled $300m.

When did she become such a prostitution whore??? Are you taking the piss?

Um, try when she was a dancer (cough) and cum bucket on Living Color.

As Jamie Fox said in his stand up: "It wasn't wassup, J-Lo back then. It was 'Hey, ho, whassup?'"

R5 of course you don't find those moves sexy. You're GAY. I got news for you R5 A LOT OF HETERO males....find THAT very sexy.

[quote]40-year-old titty? That's your man's titty! 20-year-old titty? Community titty!

The OP doesn't know what the word prostitution means. Sad. A product of the American education system I suppose. He's probably out of a shape with a mug only a mother could love, too.

Not at all, R111. I'm trying to figure out how to be relevant 20 years after my last hit single.

I'd have to find my best looks from decades of decay and irrelevance, but like J Lo, but I'm desperately trying.

[quote]He's probably out of a shape with a mug only a mother could love, too.

LOL if only you knew how wrong you are.

More puta!

I'm not buying what she's selling.

Her kids are ten years old.

Prime age for their friends and classmates to sit up and take notice.......the sweet curiosity of youth.

Mommy, how many views has your cooch received this week?

Stevie Nicks is 70 and selling out arenas SOLO and with Fleetwood Mac while fully covered up!

And actually singing LIVE vocals!

OP, a gay man, is slut-shaming a woman. Quelle surprise.

This is knee slappingly funny. Sad, older gays who now only love fugly pop stars (like that thing Gaga) when everyone else has moved on. J-Lo, at almost 50, is infinitely more fuckable than Gaga ever was (shudder). J-Lo is more entertaining as well.

Old gays slut shaming is really sad. It is always the ugly ones who shame. If they weren't obese now and old, they would be whoring it up on Fire Island tryna hustle some young twinks. Spilled hot tea right therrrrrr.

I don't care how you spin it, a woman old enough to be a GRANDMA should not be shaking her grey wrinkled pussy flaps & long flap Jack tits in public. Have some self respect.

r126 Who are you to say what is dignity and what isn't? Quit putting people in boxes of your own making. You can be outraged and invest in a fainting couch/spelling salts store but FFS quit the judging. Gay men judging is the height of hypocrisy when every fucking thing we have ever done has been judged as vile, lacking dignity, horrifying, disgusting, beyond the pale........

Are we sure J Lo isn't already an abuela, R126? Lotsa shit happens on The Block.

R127 don't be a moron, everyone judges, YOU judge, that's how living things survive, it's part of being alive as opposed to being an inanimate object. And by the way, when you choose came and then choose to use that fame to shake your elderly grey wrinkled pussy flaps and long flap Jack tits in public, then judgement is what you requested, and judgement is what you rightfully receive. This isn't some private citizen minding her own business.

R129 You're jealous because men desire her. She doesn't even look close to 40 much less 50. She looks early 30's. Stings a bit, I'm sure.

I understand her desire to kick off this new venture with a bang, and no one is going to go hear J-Lo just sing, so if she's got $300 million, good for her. Because she won't be doing this kind of performing very long, not jumping up and down in heels every night at 50. I mean, kudos to her for being in that kind of shape at her age, but fit or not, with that kind of high-impact dancing, it won't be long before she's having hip or knee replacement surgery. Jane Fonda, after years of her high-impact aerobics, has had both.

And yes r126, just look at Mae West. She was a fucking sexpot at 77 in Myra Breckinridge! People should try to look and act as young as they can for as long as they can! Mae just didn't age; J-Lo's not aging either!

Uh oh... is JABBA now focused on promoting Jenny?

R130 is the same sort of delusional Janet-is-queen shit spewed on certain threads. Fanciful claims like a #88 debut on Billboard is something to be proud of, just like aged strippers near 50 look like 30... 😂

Mae West was deluded.

R130, sure Jan.

Oh my Dear Lord, R134!! Heavens to Betsy!

This is what happens when you have minuscule talent...what worked when she was younger is simply embarrassing for her now....she could get a pass for such displays in her youth. Now it’s desperate and pathetic.

jen danced backup for janet jackson. when jen realized janet cannot sing, she got 'idears'.

That's right r130 and r135, no makeup can hide a 50 year old face from HD and sunlight.

They look like a happy couple. Their lifestyle requires big bucks to sustain.

Poor things

Realistically, all that really matters is she's giving the Vegas crowd what they want. Well, about 80% of them. People going to see her know what they're signing up for and eat it up. Read some of the reviews. Some of the people paid $600 for tickets (!) and then his only real complaint was that he couldn't see... these amazing moves.

$600? I want off this planet.

Her skin is amazing.

She is a freaking machine. And DAMN she looks fracking good. Girl looks late 20's/early 30's.

She does look really really good for her age. Celine, Mariah have the same age but look much older and uglier. They are more talented than her tho

Do people in the audience throw dollar bills at her?

She’s a very pretty woman I must admit

R147 jlo hasn't looked like that a day in her life.

I can tolerate regular whores; but I cannot and I will not tolerate prostitution whores!!!

I know Britney is beloved in some circles, but she does the same thing.

R148 this is real life taken in 2018

She has the worst taste in men. A-Rod is ugly and so dumb.

R151 there's nothing real about that picture. Show one makeup, girdle, and filter/lighting free, in HD, and then you can call it real.

R153 She’s still very very pretty. She’s a woman like millions of women out there who don’t look that good no matter how much makeup they have on their face

R154, she looks good for an old lady, I'm not taking that away from her. Being a swarthy hispanic helped. So did plastic surgery, procedures, and lots of money for all of it. But don't try to sell her as looking 30, especially without all the smoke and mirrors.

She’s still very pretty. When you are pretty, you are pretty

Jesus Christ, when did Datalounge become such a frigid Church Lady?

We're supposed to be men.

MARY!!!

Photos ar R147 are beautiful but photoshopped within an inch of their lives. Her legs look magnificent in them but they aren't the real deal. Madonna looked every bit as good if not better at the same age. Madonna was doing the Confessions Tour at that age. J Lo has always been super sexed up, OP.

Once the fifties hit, it's tough to maintain body and looks. Some are able to do it for a few years, but by 55 it's usually a wash.

[quote] Gay men judging is the height of hypocrisy

It's called having an opinion. She's offering a PR product to the general public, intentionally asking for attention - the public voices an opinion on what she's offering. That's how it works. If she doesn't want to be "judged" - then get off the stage.

Btw, this is a valid discussion. Male singers generally don't feel the need to act like Rentboys for concerts - so why do female singers do it? Is it because they like it - or is it because they FEAR that if they don't act like Callgirls then they'll immediately become irrelevant? If it's the latter then it's quite sad.

66 and no photo-shopping needed!

Love Stevie but her hair covers everything. Which is the point, I know.

Well, bishes, I’m too lazy to post a vid link, but JLO did shake her bejeweled ass at the AMAs or some other awards show, and gave Pitbull a public boner. So she’s always been a performance hussy.

Photoshop... a good friend to anyone who wants perfection in their photo.

[Quote] OP, do you remember the green handkerchief she wore to the Oscars or the Emmy's, or wherever it was?

Iconic

r165 - Affleck called it "the titty dress"

She looks damn near the same today as she does in R165. I think her body might be even better.

According to OP she should be at home depressed for being so old and hate posting on internet about dignity. What a life

And yet here you are, R168. Welcome!

Her nickname on In Living Color was the Puerto Rican mattress.

r160 Plenty of male singers do. Have you not heard of Mick Jagger FFS? Almost any lead singer of a band, especially Rock, are gyrating around stage. Where have you been?

I can't imagine how sopping and gross her vag must be.

Musty, in fact.

Safer chewing on a few razorblades.

[quote]Dearie, even J-LO has to move on. Like all the rest of us.

20 years ago, at age 50, Stevie not dressed like a prostitution whore while on a hugely successful tour singing actual LIVE vocals!

As a straight female i have never understood her appeal. I fucking hate her songs and singing voice. She does not exude sex appeal to me. I grew up as a young adult listening to her awful songs since the late nineties. I am not sure which is worst hearing her songs or waterboarding.

r134, the hd contrast is pushed to high in that photo, so all the details are popping.

Mae West didn't age because black don't crack.

Damn, she is trying too hard to be sexy.

R178 hence... trying

They don’t employ you in Las Vegas if you aren’t willing to be a whore. That is what Las Vegas is. The trashier the more profitable. The more obscene with the least meaning, the greater the ticket sales. Is this new to you, OP? Go spend one day in Vegas and you’ll understand. It’s the most dreadful place I’ve ever been. It made me sad.

Really?

Stevie Nicks did a series of several SOLD OUT shows at Caesar's Palace in 2005 and did not dress like a whore.

And she sang LIVE VOCALS.

R182 She cast a witchy love spell on her audience though.

How basic does one need to be to go to a J-Lo concert?

Say again, r184?

I kind of love that Jennifer Lopez’s greatest hit was a remake of a failed song that had been released a year prior, and her version is basically a paint by numbers job over the original. It shows how much of a project she is instead of an artist.

Omg she’s fucking better than ever.

R187 How good does she need to be now, in order to be better than ever, considering she's never been any good in the first place?

She's gloss and veneer and eyeliner.

Give it to the old gal, she does look amazing. But there aren't enough "rocks" on the planet to change the fact that she's tacky and grasping.

What is the pathology behind a 50-year-old woman needing that much external validation?

R190 Fulfillment of human ego and accumulation of wealth. It’s not very complicated.

So does her ego have a hole in it or something? Because most 50yo's I know don't pine for constant external validation and/or adoration. That should stop after about college.

As if she isn't photographed enough...what a conceited, self-centered, narcissistic, talentless asshole.

r145, I would not say Mariah is more talented than Jlo. Yes she might be a better studio singer, but she can't execute those vocals live and she absolutely can't act. Jlo is a very good actress, especially in the right role, and is one helluva performer.

Btcih looks really really good for her age, if not amazing.

I still don’t understand why her Las Vegas shows are doing far much better than Mariah’s given she’s an untalented attention seeking whore and can’t sing to save her life. Are her shows offer more entertainment values than the other one? It’s Las Vegas baby

Mariah can sing but cannot dance or act (horrible actress)

Jlo can’t sing for shit but is a good actress and dances very well. They are talented in different ways

J lo is not a great actress. She was only good in out of sight where she benefited from fantastic direction.

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Lol R200.

R195.. Agreed.

She is Puerto Rican and from The Bronx (hood)....says it all......

She needs to make a movie with Sarah Jessica Parker. Like they are adopted sisters who are rivals through life but bffs.

Mariah used to be the better singer. JLo, like Madonna, is a better entertainer. They are 100% present when they give you a show.

I don't know her.

Mariah will always be a better singer. The fuck you mean used to?

But J.Lo is way hotter.

Mariah is a much better singer. Jlo can’t sing.

Jlo jowevrcis better looking, in much better shape, hotter, can dance and is a much better entertainer

Her body looks great. She has to do more sexy stuff because she is all about the performance because her singing is mediocre. It's Vegas baby. Unclutch your pearls OP.

Better entertainer? I'd rather watch Mariah Carey traipse around on stage half-conscious than watch JLo simulate sex acts on herself and moon me for an hour and a half.

[quote]She has to do more sexy stuff because she is all about the performance because her singing is mediocre. It's Vegas baby.

Same could be said for the talentless Britney Spears who is also in "Vegas baby". Yet to my knowledge she's not resorted to fingering herself on stage.