When did Chris Pratt become such a huge douchebag?

I know you want to fuck you. He won't. He likes women.

Sleep it off, R1.

You're clearly drunk and angry.

He's a raging Christianizer. Happened over the past couple years.

R1 calm down.

I actually think the beer commercials are pretty clever - making fun of himself, “the star”, and the whole Hollywood thing.

His movies work for him - they’re fun, not deep, some humor. I’m not expecting Citizen Kane or anything from him.

I know he’s firmly in the hetero camp, but in what interviews I’ve seen, he always comes across as likeable and funny. Don’t know much beyond his “thank you God” acceptance speeches, so I don’t see him as preachy or judgey that way.

I’d have a drink with him.

I saw the one where he was talking to himself in the mirror and lowering his voice. All I can say is, if he were my neighbor and his cock needed a throat massage he would have mine to soothe his aching member :).

He's always been a DB you just noticed?

He should never have made it as far as Everwood.

Saw him a few months ago at Wienerschnitzel on Laurel Canyon in the Valley. He was alone, sitting outside, scarfing down a chili dog with French fries on top. Looked pretty average. I was guessing he was binging. Can't be easy going from average Joe to Marvel universe. Made me kind of feel for him.

I had sex with one of the featured extras from one of Pratt's beer commercials.

Anna Faris's statement regarding why they split is telling.

[quote] "Life is too short to be in relationships where you feel this isn’t fully right or somebody doesn’t have your back, or somebody doesn’t fully value you,” she said. “Don’t be afraid to feel your independence if things aren’t right.”

Apparently, success really went to his head. When they got together, she was definitely the bigger star.

^ A Bore Is Starred

Chris Pratt is a sexy cutie!

R13 is a taste-free shegetsophile.

Pratt is a Trump-lover. By definition, he's a douche, even before the beer commercials.

They both were outed in blinds as being unfaithful to each other. Anna more than Chris.

R7 I was thinking the same thing.

He's an actor. They're all self-obsessed douchebags to one degree or another.

While he is huge right now - I think the window is going to be small. He already is showing signs - of being in that last run of hotness and that it takes a lot of work for him. Its a good thing he has his faith, fishing and farm. Because I see a kind of Brendon Fraser burn out in his future. Its a damn shame, but its really a fact - getting old takes the blush off the rose for almost all of us.

[quote] I had sex with one of the featured extras from one of Pratt's beer commercials

Haha R10. Was he hot? What did he look like, and how in the hell did you hook up on a beer commercial?

Spill the details!

[Quote] They both were outed in blinds as being unfaithful to each other. Anna more than Chris.

With who??

[quote] You're clearly drunk and angry.

So, you're saying R1 is the quintessential Datalounger?

The trainer is the hottest of the "featured extras". I hope it wasn't the convenience store dork or the blond fitness queen.

At birth

His movie with J-Law bombed at the box office. His shelf life is short.

I think he's charming and sexy in the beer commercials. Don't like what I hear of his politics, but then I know of that second hand on DL- which counts for little.

Same R26. I really do like him in these commercials . Like he's honestly "the guy you wanna have a beer with" guy in them . He does it well.

I also hopes his career goes no where. He seemslike a super arrogant douche following his Marvel fame.

Lastly, I feel private shame knowing that I would tap him and Paul Ryan. I would be the best cumslut for them. I like to lie to myself that I wouldn't , but yeh … I would . :(

R6 / R27 - do you have the missing half of this amulet?!?

I could have written the *exact* same post as you! And yes, I share your shame - it will be our secret.

As I said in another thread: Chris Pratt is the Burt Reynolds of this era.

I don't see the similarities, R29.

r30 I think he means he is hot and playful - he doesn't seem to take himself to seriously - and he has a twinkle in his eye like dear departed Burt.

I have loathed him from the minute I found out he threw his dog out on the streets.