You get to have a sex with an entire band at their physical peak!

Mormon Tabernacle Choir

The Beatles

Take That

Wham! No joke.

R4, "Please link a photo or music video."

No joke!

Right Said Fred!

I am content with a whole marching band.

Pink Floyd

I'd get them out of their depression.

If you don't know who they are, that's okay.

Though Roger was quite fabulous.

Guns n' Roses

Ahem, R8! "Please link a photo or music video."

David Gilmore and Richard Wright shirtless. You're welcome.

A-ha

Thank you r11

Duran Duran

A-ha or Duran Duran.

Def Leppard running a distant second.

R12!!! "Please link a photo or music video."

Some folks don't know the bands we mention.

A-ha is crap.

R1 is a WHORE!

Mary, I never charged admission!

The Strokes

Three Dog Knight. This album cover was a source of erotic fascination and masturbation material for me from 12 to 14. This is lousy copy. On the actual cover you could see their very thick, manly bushes.

Gang bang anyone?

The Temptations

They look like twinks here but "Talk Talk." I do think I would swoon the moment Mark recited some Siegfried Sassoon or W.H. Auden.

Failing that, everyone (Deb, Bilinda, Colin, Kevin) of "My Bloody Valentine"

Oh, gosh, yes, Three Dog Night. Mmm.

OP - I always loved Mark Farner's arms.

Kings of Leon but they're all brothers so might be tricky

Yes, R25, I watched my OP-linked music video and Mark riding horseback shirtless inspired the thread. Damn!

Tag-team spitroast, R26? video for you:

I've tried to find that nude spread of Three Dog Night from "were an American band" and haven't had much luck either r24.

I remember it from National Lampoon magazine, and then I bought the album and masturbated to it so much.

Phoenix

Artiie Shaw and his Orchestra.

Aces, R11

I always loved the sound of Wright and Gilmour singing together. "Meddle" was my first taste of PF, several years before DSOTM and then the band turning into The Roger Waters Show. Here, all you see is his pickup until the last minute of the video. Even Mason gets more lens. Ha!

As for sex, I didn't develop feelings that way for rockers, or even other celebrities. Never been certain why..pedestalization, maybe?

Her's my fave of Rick 'n' Dave...spledidly recorded, btw. RW, in particular, leaps out of the speakers.

Nirvana. Dave I met and he was so kind and great. Krist I never met. Sex with Kurt would suck. But he's Kurt.

Richard Wright was such a cutie. I used to play a lot of Pink Floyd on piano as teen, pretending I had his long locks.

The Police, but mainly just to be with Sting in his prime.

The other guys were cute enough, and Stewart had BDF.

FUCK he was hot!

Sting has tinymeat. There was a photo published back in the early 90s.

The Doors

Menudo

Backstreet Boys

The Eagles during the Bernie Leadon years.

R36 - I know the photo. He's an uncut grower; I'll take it.

Coldplay ia pretty hot. Guy Berryman is such a cutie. Chris Martin is not bad either. The other two guys look like they throw a mean fuck.

Bbmak all day and night

Prince

Cameo. I'm not black and I don't have jungle fever but the lead singer is so sexy.

Remember, R44, it has to be the entire band! Wendy and Lisa, too?

R46 Uhm sure, I guess I can be bi for a day. As long as I get prince. Plus, they have each other they do not want us men.

Madness - especially Carl and Suggs.

Fierce Girl

Bon Jovi

Could also be Prince and The New Power Generation, instead of The Revolution, R44, R46.

R51 yes! I’ll take it.

U2, just for Larry Mullen. Adam Clayton and The Edge are OK. Bono...i can skip.

Graham "Suggs" McPherson; BBDF?

Am I the only one who's always been skeeved out by Prince? He makes my skin crawl.

The White Stripes.

98 Degrees. I’d get the dude on the far right out of the way first and then go to town.

The Kinks, early ‘70s.

Andy Gibb from the Bee Gees, I also do his brothers too.

R57 - a boy band, interesting choice. Do you top each of them because you think they're all bottoms? Maybe you skull fuck a couple and bang others.

Curious about your thoughts on who ends up with a cum facial or swallowing your load...

Any thoughts on other boy bands you pigs want to ravage?

The post- Hey Jude Beatles.

I’d charge them a million each. And some good weed. Pocket change for them, by then.

Chili Peppers

A supergroup made up of Jackson Browne, Lindsey Buckingham, and Bruce Springsteen. With Dennis Wilson on drums.

This trio

Cheap Trick

And also Japan

INXS Circa 1987

Duran Duran 1983

No Doubt

Only because Brian Jones was so beautiful.

Cameo

Françoise Hardy

John Fogerty & Credence Clearwater Revival

Peter Tosh and Word, Sound and Power. All of them, including Mikey Chung and the gone on to glory Daryl Thompson ( US guitarist) could have got it between 1976 and 1983. I just would have had to have been born ten years older than I was. Honorary mention. Levi Stubbs. Only voice after Peter Tosh I know the words of the songs after one listen.

The Go-Go's

Earth Wind and Fire when they wore the disco spaceman outfits, and then the Ohio Players in their Black space regalia.

I will return with the older and just as hot version.

Heck! Any one of the Korean boy bands

Police, they were a childhood fantasy of mine.

R53 Adam clayton is my fave fox. And males and females would kill for Edge's cheekbones.

Menudo feat. Ricky Martin

Oops forgot pic

Picturing fucking all The Specials, gives me wood.

Spandau Ballet

Hmmmm.... no village people?

The Police in 1983, starting with Stewart Copeland. I could have met them in 1980-81, as I was dating the music writer for the local alternative paper. I blew it off. I don't remember why.

LOL R57!

The United States Marine Corps Band.

Of course.

Pink Floyd, but it has to be the version from 1968 that briefly had both Syd Barrett and David Gilmour.

98 degrees

Definitely INXS, 1983 version.

Ohio Players. Love those tight pants.. .

I'm going to say The Animals..

Milli Vanilli

Though they probably have fake orgasms.

The Lawrence Welk orchestra

T. Rex in 1971 most definitely.

Prince and the Revolution!

When he was young, R95, Myron Floren was a full-on hottie.

The Clash

LOL at the resident sluts that will do entire military bands!

American Breed

Bend me indeed!

I was originally tempted to say Depeche Mode, if only for the purpose of getting my hands on David Gahan.

But for a whole band . . .

STP

oh yeah, Paul Simonon was super hot back then.

Foo Fighters just to get at Dave Grohl.

In the steam room.

I can't believe nobody's said Hanson lol

Tom Jones

[quote]I can't believe nobody's said Hanson

He must be sleeping.

Orleans. Looks like they've already gotten started.

Foster the People

Lol, r109 when a saw the Pablo Cruise pic the first thing I thought of was Orleans.

Oh yes Paul Siminon, good Lordy.

New Kids On the Block. Mainly for Jordan Knight, but I'll take all the others too.

I'll put out whatever the rest of the band wants as long as I can suck off Jim Morrison.

I'll say Prefab Sprout if only for a young Paddy McAloon.

Duran Duran. Pump and dump Nick Rhodes first to get him out of the way, and then...

Even just the way Paul Simonon of The Clash held his bass guitar was so erotic.

Curiosity Killed the Cat looked a little too mature and sophisticated to really be a boy band, but the guys made a good-looking (and even interesting-looking) foursome. Andy Warhol took a shine to band member Nick Thorp and drew a wedding ring on his finger, which Thorp joked he would never wash off. Miguel (the half-Spanish one) and Julian were particularly handsome, and even their style doesn't look TOO dated in 2018 (compared to many other eigthies acts).

R118 your mention of Curiosity Killed The Cat reminded me of Menswear, a blip on the Britpop screen.

I remember them because one of their members, Matt Everitt, is now a BBC6 Radio presenter. He's also fucking beautiful.

Chicago, 1970.

Led Zeppelin

A dizzy woman on British TV show 'First Dates' went on a blind date with former Curiosity Killed the Cat lead singer Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot. She gushed about what a fan she had been of the band as a teenager, posters on the wall and everything, yet she didn't even recognize him when she found herself face to face with him:

Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot cannot sing. I bought the CD or was it a tape when I was in grade school.

Bros. "when will I be famous" was the hit.

Yes, I know... But it would be worth it.

R104 i'll fight ya' for him!

More Cheap Trick hotness just because.

Paul Revere and the Raiders. Those tight tight pants....Oh yes.

98 Degrees, of course.

Those late '90s boy bands were all concocted by a gay fattie for a reason.

I'd love to fuck Jimmy Somerville.

Again.

Young Fathers

The J Geils Band- Steven Jo Bladd!

R130 Gurl!

The Revivalists. The band could gangbang me from behind, just so I could deep-throat fugly-sexy David Shaw's allegedly lengthy cock!

The revivalists' David Shaw, frequently shirtless!

Wow, look at that phallic nose!

Mmmm

Manowar

Television - BDFs

"We're an American Band" was by Grand Funk Railroad, not Three Dog Night. Here is one of the shots from the photo shoot, and in this shot you can see the dick of the guy on the right.

The luscious Spandau Ballet

Four Tops

double spit roast

The Stone Roses.

Ian was a sex God, Squire was interesting, Mani was actually quite pretty in his early days, and I would have let the drummer Reni give me one hell of a rogering just based on his swagger and skin-tone and the fact that he can keep time and rhythm.

Yes, Reni was a sexy drummer beast.

Whiffenpoofs 1927

Van Halen. Eddie Van and Roth's hairy chest.

Scritti Politti esp. Green Gartside

I don't care who else I have to fuck first, but Tom Leeb is mostly a soloist (bending the rules), and I want him to fuck me and fuck me on a mountaintop in the rain!

Is OP Italian? “I wanta to hava the sexa . . .”

PO there's full frontal nude pics out there from the LP photo session, I've seen 'em

Praise Jeebus for R140!

The Jam

Throw in Mick Jones from the Clash

Gen X, Billy Idol's punk rock band

Can I have a second choice, also? The Smiths, before Morrissey became a repugnant racist.

Procol Harum (Whiter Shade of Pale 1967)

Yep...I'm old but I experienced the Summer of Love 1967 as a 16 year old - no regrets and the best memories.

No love for Ron Moss & Player?

Good shout for the smiths.

Someone once told me that every one of Morrissey's songs were about him being in love with Marr.

Don't know if it's true.

Winger, esp. Kip

PHOTOS AND/OR VIDEOS, PEOPLE!

We must share the hotness.

Bobby Sherman; he didn't really have a band so I can just fuck him!

Haircut 100, mainly for Nick Heyward

R.E.M. in early 80’s. I would definitely do all four men, as long as I could get a second round with Michael Stipe.

Here's the video for Haircut 100's "Love Plus One":

The Faith Tones.

Led Zeppelin for the win.

I’d fuck plant and page all day long

Led Zep: The pic doesn't do them justice.

I now have this image of Robert Plant screaming like he does in "Immigrant Song" when you shove your dick in his ass.

[quote]Bobby Sherman; he didn't really have a band so I can just fuck him!

My sloppy seconds!

INXS and Wham. I will lock them in my house like that Misery movie and then when the time comes let everyone out but George Michael.

R168, visit the "You've been kidnapped!" thread. You scare us.

The Cavaliers

R170 You win the thread.

INXS(1987)

Right Said Fred

Scritti Polliti were indeed very beautiful men.

I feel sex with Garth back then would have been like taking a bath. He seems so dewily innocent and fresh you'd come out cleaner than you went in.

R71 I don't see Larry Blackmon anywhere in the picture?? What gives?

The Jam?

I always thought the Style Council was the brief period where Paul Weller was sexy. And vaguely homoerotic.

Andy Gibb

IMO Nice bulge, click on photo to see his goods.

MENUDO!!!!!! And no not at my current age....cuz eeeew that's gross. No, I'd be the same age as Charlie (he was my fave). And no I'm not taking about the Ricky Martin years either.

Aluminum Group.....the great band with two hot gay brothers.

NEW. KIDS. ON. THE. BLOCK.

A few years back on the reunion tour.

NOT EVEN A SECOND CHOICE.

DANNY WOOD. JORDAN. ONE'S ALREADY GAY ANYWAY. YOUNG (AND HUNG) JOEY MAC, TOO?

Here's a taste of Danny's Wood for ya, R179.

R177, Charlie Masso has had to face charges in his adult life, all of which he’s denied, of being a deadbeat dad and a wife beater.

The Schuster Sisters Saxophone Quartet. They could really blow.

They make me horny.

Gang Of Four - but especially drummer Hugo Burnham - at the front.

Laibach

Savage Garden, c.1998-9.

It would have been tender and angsty and animalistic (Aussies, ya know) if closety to the max.

Bauhaus for the cheekbones alone.

Michael McDonald era Doobie Brothers.

r188, the guy on the right is hottest in that pic.

Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band - Bob Seger was my first rock crush.

Yum! (No Marie though)

I love you OP.

Mine choice is the present day Hanson

Patience and Prudence!

A solo artist, but I would have drained Matthew Sweet's balls in his physical prime.

How he went from this to the David Crosbyesque lump he is today is a mystery.

Lindsey B at his prime, for sure.

Lindsey Fuckingham

@ R171 . Are you kidding ? Larry Blackmon is the singing drummer. I love Larry but Tomi Jenkins has always been my sexy favorite.

Oops, above comment intended for R174 .

The Blow Monkeys, between the name and model looks it would be a party to not forget!

I would have loved a cider fuelled alfresco orgy in the West Country mud with the Wurzels.

Nine Inch Nails

My younger self would say Culture Club, if only for Jon Moss.

I had a calendar with him shirtless and I shot many, many, many, many, MANY loads to that photo.

R174 and r197 yes Larry is playing drums. The video is mainly for all the guys in the band shaking their asses in tight pants and the lead singer Wayne Cooper who was definitely gay (RIP) this video is infamous.

Linshey Fuckingham

Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

R199: "Dr" Robert aged 25/26 would be my all-time fantasy fuck.

[quote]If you don't know who they are, that's okay. Though Roger was quite fabulous.

Hey R9, I saw the English Beat in May (Philly). They were outstanding. Ranking Roger has been replaced, his replacement was excellent, but I still miss Roger.

Where to start? Blonde-o-rama.

Sooo my type (in retro). One by the drummer especially.

The Drums

And Hanson definitely (now, not then). The oldest brother can watch with the coats on the bed.

the Hudson Brothers at peak bulge!

Hudson Bros are reminding me of Alessi (Late 70s)

Blondie.

[quote]—Bi

LEAVE. LEAVE NOW.

Pic of DL's Hanson Stan.

Blondie at their peak is actually a pretty good choice! They were a very sexy band. If I were a greedy bisexual (kidding!), I'd like to have had the chance to get my grubby hands on them, too.

Go West. They were hot!

The Glenn Miller Orchestra

Guy Lombardo and his Royally Hung Canadians

Oh, my, r216. That's not how I picture the Hanson Troll at all. I hope in time that image will leave my memory.

They all looked like they didn't wash their asses, so no thanks to any of them

some of you have really weird taste. so many are fug to me.

no mention of Guns and fucking roses? Axl was hot when younger.

R159, you can probably fuck Bobby Sherman, if you want. But he is 75 years old. Don't expect him flip and fuck you, too.

Another 98 Degrees fan here

Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Steps

Roger Daltrey of The Who

... in Tommy

The Cavaliers doing "Men Are from Mars"?

Do I really need to note they are obviously from Uranus?

OutKast. They would be nasty and fun and not pull the tiresome ego shit a lot of the old rock fuckers would bring to the session.

Or male members of Sly & the Family Stone early in the day.

Not sure what part of "at their physical peak!" in the thread headline eludes you, R224.

My “Go West” link:

They had catchy tunes and model looks

Missing Persons in 1986

"Til Tuesday

The Beatles. Not posting a pick, because you’d have to be deaf and blind, to not know who they are/were, and what they looked like at their physical peak.

Also, they appeared to bathe more than most.

[quote] no mention of Guns and fucking roses? Axl was hot when younger.

None of us are such big gluttons for punishment.

At the height of their popularity ('88? '92?) the O.G. members who weren't homophobes (and just try to pick them out of the lineup) were lazy bullying addicts who would degrade to women and wilfully endanger their friends. Also, they would have reeked of cheap fortified wine, vomit, semen and convenience food. If you pick up any auto/bio about the band and read a few chapters it will turn you off completely (ditto Motley Crue).

I will concede that Izzy Stradlin has a certain glow of gothic junky mystique about him, and that Duff McKagan is really hot now and has turned himself into a respectable gent. If we're talking obscure members then Ashba is pretty and Tracii Guns is an adorable nice dude who is nothing like the GN'R guys I describe above.

The Band Winger, at the time I would have done anything to be with Kip Winger, didn't really care for the music that much but damn he was hot.

One Direction at about the time of the picture in their career.

#BeBest and choose all the bands!

Boyzone while Steven Gately was still alive, can they sing to me also.

The original Foreigner lineup

Milli Vanilli because I know that at least they could fake it.

She’s super freaky yowwwww

Spice Girls

[quote]R55 Am I the only one who's always been skeeved out by Prince? He makes my skin crawl.

For me, I think it’s because he’s so short. It’s like he’s a lecherous little sex gremlin!

[quote]r132 J. Geils Band

Our Faye was married to one of the members.

Had we not all made so much fun of her facelifts, she might have introduced us.

All of them, especially 1973-era Jimmy Page.

I don't find many musicians attractive (the level of ego needed to make it in the music business is a total turnoff) -- except drummers -- but I'd go with Hot Water Music if I had to choose. They're all attractive, but frontman Chuck Ragan (second from left, in the plaid) is a fucking dreamboat.

The Cars

I'm a little freaky in this respect, but I'm gonna say The Cure, specifically the lineup from the "Close to Me" video. If you were with the Cure in the wooden wardrobe during that time, I wouldn't say no.

Also - "Kick"-era INXS, for sure.

I'd almost say Culture Club, just to get a chance with Jon Moss at his most beautiful. I mean, Colour By Numbers is a giant love letter to Jon, and one can see why.

Many of my other crushes are mentioned elsewhere here - Matt Everitt, Matthew Sweet, Paddy McAloon of Prefab Sprout.

Some of you picked some of the shittiest bands ever. At least pick talented musicians

Siouxsie and the Banshees, too.

Warren Cuccurullo was technically a member of Duran Duran.

(sadly he's become a Trumper)

R256 How can someone have that gigantic flaccid dick?

The Monkeys

Stone Temple Pilots

[quote]Andy Gibb from the Bee Gees, I also do his brothers too.

Andy was never in the BeeGees, he was a solo artist.

R.I.P.

Different eras of music, but still HOT, 🔥🔥🔥...!!

Led Zeppelin

The Police

Green Gartside from Scritti Politti (they weren't technically a band, Green mostly used session musicians on his LPs, don't think the band ever actually toured)

Jack White (he just oozes sex appeal, plus, guitarists are sexy)

Skid Row.

Blur. David Rowntree (the ginger) isn’t hot, but I’d bang him of it meant fucking everybody else.

I'd also be curious about Van Halen, during (both, separately) the David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar periods. Two different bands, as far as I'm concerned.

Jesus, some of you picked the lamest bands in the history. Def Leppard, Stone Temple Pilots, The Eagles, Skid Row, Guns'n'Roses, Culture Club, One Direction, Duran Duran? Surprised no one said Nickelback or Limo Bizkit. If you had a chance to sleep with musicians, why not at least choose talented ones?

Because it's about the band at their physical peak, not their intellectual or artistic peak. Talent is secondary and occasionally overrated.

No love for Frank Zappa in this whole thread. I'd do The Mothers of Invention then kick the rest of them out and spend the rest of my life with Frank (he's still alive in this fantasy and would always look like he is in this picture).

And GWAR of course, as long as they all wore their costumes.

I'd do Flo and Eddie (chubby Mark Volman intrigues me), but not the rest of the Mothers of Invention. They were a separate act, so I think that's a legit answer.

The New York Philharmonic -- I'm a cum dump.

Rage Against the Machine.

Radical politics and uncut dick, well Zach at least, probably a grower.

All I will say is ALL The Beatles are borderline unfortunate looking (or worse) (you know who we’re talking about!) except for George Harrison. And even he’s not someone you’d rob a bank for.

R271: which one's Morello?

Jodeci... BBC for days.

Tuck n patti

My lovers

Like R93 another vote for The Animals, especially Eric even though he was SHORT.

R276 Who are they? And are you bi?

Credence Clearwater Revival

[quote] Some of you picked some of the shittiest bands ever. At least pick talented musicians

[quote] Jesus, some of you picked the lamest bands in the history.

R254 and R265 completely missed the point of this thread, it is totally not about their musically ability or talent.

[quote] Some of you picked some of the shittiest bands ever. At least pick talented musicians

[quote] Jesus, some of you picked the lamest bands in the history.

R254 and R265 completely missed the point of this thread, it is totally not about their musically ability or talent.

Most definitely Depeche Mode...any era will do, although I wasn't really fond of Dave's greasy long haired junkie period. Sexiest band of all time!

A young John Fogerty of CCR @ r279.

Jethro Tull

The Doors

If you like 'em tall & slim

The Cars - Touch and Go

The Eagles, but I'd go upstairs with Glenn and leave the rest downstairs.

Every lineup of Plastic Ono Band. Just for the experience.

R276: Wow, they're still together?

Skatt Bros.

All of them and I doo it again if I have chance.

Melanoma would fuck a tree if the tree had millions!

Duran Duran

R248

God, yes.

The John Norman Howard Speedway Band

Interesting to see whose features stand out. The Beatles are very Paul and Steven Tyler's good looks are diluted by the other fuggos in the band.

All of the Eagles but Timothy B. Schmit. Can’t do the long stringy hair.

I don’t know anything about the Jimi Hendrix Experience except Jimi himself, but I bet he could throw a mean fuck.

Jodeci at their peak in the 90s

Forgot to mention Devante at 1:39 in the Cry for You video

R276 Kathy Griffin - when she used to be fun - does a bit about Tuck and Patti at Brook Shield's wedding. 8:50-11:25

The original lineup of ABC, circa 1982

Martin Fry has a BDF.

This lineup of The Grass Roots from 1969, after Creed Bratton left. Rob and Warren are very sexy. Dennis on keyboards seems like he would be a freak in bed. And you know that tall, lanky Rick on drums has a big dick.

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