Paul McCartney "I masterbated with John Lennon once or twice."

eww. Desperate to sell his single.

Did Ringo get stuck with the ookie cookie?

Obladi. Oblada. Life goes on.

This repulsive man needs to go away. FFS, retire already.

“Buy my new record, kids! I like to do the herky jerk just like you!”

If we ever needed to hear this, it was when they were both hot. Not when Paul's a decrepit old man.

Hot!

Paul and Yoko were actually the ideal couple. Exploiting Lennon to the bitter end.

Gross

Based on the "last stop Asian girlfriend" theory, wasn't Lennon secretly gay?

Oh, how sweet.

No, John obviously had a deep abiding love for Yoko. She was beautiful in his eyes, it didn't matter what anyone else thought.

just think. this is what you have to look forward to reminiscing about the good ole' days when you're old. you too, will get there.

Whose hands on whose dicks?

Did he ever tell John to just lay back and imagine there was no heaven?

And I refereed.

Eww. Shut up Paul. People are so gross nowadays.

This thread needs more scolding of OP and his atrocious spelling.

I believe Mr. McCartney has gone nuts.

[R 12]

Lennon was tri-sexual.

He was into men, women, and Yoko.

As gross as it is, I appreciate him being honest enough to admit it. I'm surprised, though, that if there were a few other guys there, why it hasn't come out in any of the millions of books about them.

[quote]R14 John obviously had a deep abiding love for Yoko. She was beautiful in his eyes, it didn't matter what anyone else thought.

They were on the verge of divorcing when he died. My late friend was their longtime assistant. I’ll write about it here some time.

Uuh okay

I uses to group masturbate a lot with my buddies when I was a teenager

And they all turned out straight but me

It's pretty common actually

At least he didn't beat women and children like Lennon did

Hilarious. Go Paul!

Q: What do Yoko Ono and the Darfur Orphan have in common?

A: They both live off dead beetles

MACCA SAD LAST DAYS

So why did he inform us of this? Can someone give me the short version so I don't have to read the article?

The stench of decay and desperation permeates the room.

Pussies getting all knicker-twisted.

[QUOTE]McCartney told the magazine that the incident happened before the Beatles got wildly famous, calling it “a one-off, or maybe it was like a two-off.” He said they were “over at John’s house” with “maybe three of Lennon’s friends.” “And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did,” he said. “We were just, ‘Brigitte Bardot!’ ‘Whoo!’ and then everyone would thrash a bit more.” At one point, Lennon ruined the mood by shouting: “Winston Churchill!” “It wasn’t a big thing,” McCartney continued. “But, you know, it was just the kind of thing you didn’t think much of. It was just a group. Yeah, it’s quite raunchy when you think about it... But it was good harmless fun. It didn’t hurt anyone. Not even Brigitte Bardot.”

I'm sure Brigitte Bardot is hurting now.

Is that why they called it The White Album?

Paul McCartney is 76 years old. SEVENTY-SIX.

What’s so bad about a couple of bros rubbing one out together?

That's what the kids call friends with benefits

[QUOTE]Paul McCartney is 76 years old. SEVENTY-SIX.

Yeah but they were young when this happened. What’s the hubbub?

Come together!

So, the John/Paul shipper fangirls were onto something.

luckily, none of you naysayers were ever young or into having fun. or ever rubbed one out by yourself. your lives were so much better.

R26 exactly. But then most DL posters are prissy queens who proababy had all female friends in highschool. Pretty common as far as I know.

Twist and Shout

I don't think anything quite like this has ever been revealed.

I’m not saying 76 to the masturbating thing, just in general. I didn’t realize he was quite THAT old. All these guys are heading into their eighties, Beatles and Stones etc.

Imagine what they did with Brian Epstein.

I shrieked when I read this news.

“Beatles stop!”

Well I never in all my life

All the Beatle threads the last couple of days, then this.

Please please me, indeed.

I want to hold your (then Ringo suggested that they change it to 'hand') .

Nurse, can you see to grandpa. He's embarrassing himself again, and his dead friends.

I like in “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” the movie that kid leaned out of a car window twice and screamed...

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I wanna hold your claaams!

I loved that movie...

“Oh you don’t really want to buy those albums you only THINK that you do!

You got to be pulling my leg!

I actually heard this story before. I think Victor Spinetti talked about it, but it was while they were filming Help, not when they were teenagers. So it sounds like an ongoing thing that happened over a period of several years, not a one-off

The original lyrics were "Isn't it good Liverpool Wood" but then Ringo, etc, etc .

Help! (me get off)

Something (in the way he stokes me)

On the White Album, the lyric went "Why Don't We Do It In Our Chairs" until Ringo shook his head.

Fixing a Hole ? Oh dear !

That is one thirsty ass, old bitch right there.

George Harrison's original song title was "While Brigitte and Winston Gently Weep" until Ringo said "George, please, not you, too."

The song title jokes have run out of gas, guys

Song joke titles NEVER run out of gas!

he is finally weaning his scalp off of just for men....good.

much more jowl-ly

next appears the big huge gut

then ending down to barely there gray pubes

the limp and withering Sir Richard and his chums

sir paul let it be.

love,

most of us

Here Comes The ......

I Saw It Standing There

I get off with a little helo from my friends

...With A Little Help From My Friends

John yelling Winston Churchill is wonderful funny.

Old news. John even contributed a sketch to [italic]Oh, Calcutta[/italic] based on this group masturbation setting; whoever adapted and embellished the sketch for the show (Kenneth Tynan, I think) swapped out Winston Churchill for the Lone Ranger.

I’ll never unsee this article.

Who ‘dis?

Old news. As young teens they circle jerked, the others would shout out Brigette Bardot, etc. John (as usual) would shout out Winston Churchill! It's in the bios.

Faul has to read Beatles biographies and watch old footage for "memories" of what "he" did.

Ewww. Double the stank sleeve.

White Frothy Loads, Forever!

^ Dawson Remix

Who'd a thought this place would be filled with a bunch of prudes? Have you all lost your sense of humor? Anyway this isn't news. Its been in all the Beatles bios for decades. FFS, the GQ "writer" ASKED him about it, and McCartney answered.

Look at me! Look at me! Look at meeeeeee...!

Something, in the way you jerk me off!

Wasn't that George, r84?

[quote] Wasn't that George, R84?

It rubbed out, erm, “off”.

You've got to hide your come in my mouth

And in the end!

Who cares?

I remember reading that the Doors used to do this too....so what? They were horny young men. BFD.

I Wanna Hold Your Gland

[quote]All the Beatle threads the last couple of days, then this.

Let's get back to The Royals - for decency's sake.

Lmao R91.

Eleanor Rigby isn't invited to this circle jerk- I don't care how fucking lonely she is!

[quote] “And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did,” he said. “We were just, ‘Brigitte Bardot!’ ‘Whoo!’ and then everyone would thrash a bit more.” At one point, Lennon ruined the mood by shouting: “Winston Churchill!” “It wasn’t a big thing,” McCartney continued. “

It's funny because there's a scene in OH! CALCUTTA! that mimics this exact situation, with a group of guys sitting in chairs jerking off together to pictures of naked women, when one starts to think about The Lone Ranger. Since Lennon was a contributor to O!C!, I wonder if the sketch was based on McCarney's story.

R94, read R74.

R41 & R72 tied for the win. R90 made me laff. Macca's new album has a track titled "Come On To Me." Not sure if it ties into his revelation.

I wonder what else happened with James Corden in that car.

Since when is the idea of two good looking guys jerking off together gross? What is wrong you people?

I want to know if Brian Epstein ever slept with John and if he killed himself because John was like once is enough with you.

So did I, Paul -- what's the big deal?

It makes me hopping mad to hear this!

No homo!!! Just a couple of bros getting some release

Who knew the Beatles had the first bukkake song?

When I find myself in times of trouble, Paul and John they cum on me

Spanking off their peckers, let it be

And in my hour of darkness they are standing right in front of me

Spanking off their peckers, let it be

I heard that somewhere already. Not too long ago. Not this specific thing, but that they got sexual with each other.I always thought those two were hung up on each other.

Sorry Yoko, bros before hos.

R23, it has come out in books before, including in Paul’s semi-official biography Many Years From Now.

Please do, R24, if you get a chance.

R54, there is an original lyrics sheet with “I want to hold your thing” written on it. John would supposedly also substitute “I want to hold your head” or “I want to hold your gland” in while singing it live.

Paul is circumcised, R79. John wasn’t (just look at Two Virgins, if you dare).

I’m surprised by how many headlines this is getting.

Is "masterbate" the British spelling?

Boys will be boys!

I just threw up in my mouth a little. He’s repulsive.

And to think he once sang, "Can't bi me love."

R110 apparently that was them having an argument, per the photographer. Right.

R98. It's just kind of stunning he would tell us this at 76 years old. What's the motive?

I would like to hear more from the poster who knew Lennon’s personal assistant!

Lennon's personal assistant aka Fred Seaman?

Paul is getting to that stage where he gives no fucks.

To Heather Mills, who keeps hopping into this thread, I just want to say: honey, you don't have a leg to stand on...this all happened before you were born.

John kicked his boyfriend, Stu, in the head and killed him.

The coolest thing arguably to happen to music in the 20th Century and it was brought to the world by a gay man! What’s not to love?

Memories of John live on… he had a leg up on Heather Mills.

God knows, you can't hide that love away!

He confesses this shit every time he blacks out.

Cum Together

Eew. Two shanty chavs

No, actually we’re just good friends.

Paul's song was entitled "He Came On Me Through The Bathroom Window" until Ringo said, "Paul, no, and if you do this again, I want a song writing credit!"

I've heard that Winston Churchill story before, from one of the bios. But cicrlejerks are...were...a thing and it's not as gay as DL wants it to be. Not sure I needed to hear this story again from elderly Paul.

Lennon is Sperming in Darkness

Well, John showed all to the world on "Two Virgins" a nicely, very hairy willie. Well, also Yoko. Paul hasn't been as forthcoming.

Yoko showed a hairy willie?

Yes, this is old news, and Paul isn’t suddenly revealing this at 76 — he was asked about it by the interviewer, and politely answered. This is a good thing. A beautiful thing, even. I think Paul has always had romantic feelings for John, intertwined with a lot of bitterness and sadness.

And John & Paul were not old and flabby when this happened (John was never old, for that matter), so fuck off with the ageist comments.

As another poster said upthread, Datalounge is full of fucking prudes. No idea why—you would think gay men would be more open and understanding about sex matters, but ...no. Everyone, seemingly, is horrified and repulsed and angry about everything sexual on here.

r130, this site is now full of Torture Porn Crazed FrauSleuths, AssCrackAlley Supernaturalist Flat Earther Fraus and neckbearded Russian propagandists trying to figure out which closeted public figures to target for blackmail material with their next hack. And a few of us old timers, who are rapidly turning into Old Man Yells At Cloud.

It seems that this revelation is odd and unusual because they seem to be so revered and sacred. For me personally, I never viewed them as sexual beings. I wasn't around for their initial run being born in 65. Huge fan though. But it is revealing and human and I welcome it because there is nothing wrong with it. Of course, I would much rather discuss Johns holiday to Spain with Brian.

R41 won.

Beatlemania definitely had a sexual element to it. The millions of girls weren't screaming over chord changes.

N Y Post headline

[quote]Datalounge is full of fucking prudes

It used to be old guys bitching about how all women should be lady-like, just like their beloved mothers who still wear hats and gloves and crinoline to church on Sundays, but it's escalated. Now there's a constant low drone of sniffy Middle American judgement about everyone, all the time, and it's boring.

I wonder what Ringo thought when he heard them masturbating together and he wasn't invited

[quote]I wonder what Ringo thought when he heard them masturbating together and he wasn't invited

Hence "It Don't Come Easy"

So that's the origin of the name "Beat"les.

In other news the DL maiden aunt brigade is having a breakdown over the sheer thought of John and Paul "masterbating" together.

[R93] Eleanor Rigby isn't invited to this circle jerk- I don't care how fucking lonely she is!

—Anonymous

Well, the original lyric went

Eleanor Rigby Died in a chair With her hand In her hair

And then you know who made me change it.

I love the story of how they kept each other warm driving home after a gig. It was a bit of distance and the windshieldhad blown out. They laid on top of each and then would switch places. Tight group

I'm more horrified that he said "Me and John..." instead of "John and I." This is the man who changed the face of music?!?

He changed the face of music, he wasn't an English teacher.

Play "Revolution 9" backwards you can plainly hear "I came on Paul ".

Seventy-six, and Paul feels reduced to becoming a Kardashian. FUH this new persona, Macca!

It was in the name of education. Paul is circumcised and John was not. They needed to research how each other's penises "worked".

You became naked

McCartney is entering codgerhood. Old coots dont care what they say.

Can any of you explain what's going with Paul's face in this video?

I totally agree with R1; this isn't something I needed to know. I mean, it's his choice to tell, but why? Is this supposed to make you look edgy? Or is it just "I'm old and don't give a fuck?" What's his angle.

It's to tell everyone how close he and Lennon were. Wink wink nudge nudge say no more!

Paul has a set of stories he's told repeatedly and he will not deviate from. This, for some reason, is one of them. It must have been an important memory to him.

Did anyone else notice that in Steven Colbert's monologue about this last night he used all the jokes posted in the first 10 replies? Datalounge needs a writing credit, damnnit!

Link to Colbert?

Is the person saying circle jerks aren't gay the same guy who, in the Meghan Markle thread, runs around with a collection of straight and gay friends on fun trips, sharing beds when the need arises without a second thought, and none of it is gay?

Colbert has a writer who trolls DL for jokes at work and gets paid how much?

[quote] Did anyone else notice that in Steven Colbert's monologue about this last night he used all the jokes posted in the first 10 replies? Datalounge needs a writing credit, damnnit! —You guys said it first!

Ok fess up. Which of you bitches did it. I just KNOW you funny guys with Colbert and Myers are on here. Any of you M? How's Trevor Noah hung?

Has Heather Mills chimed in on this yet? She got her foot in the door with Sir Paul, and swept him off his feet....now he confesses to edgy acts with a bloke. The shoe's on the other foot now, Ms. Mills.

r156 is a PsychoStalker! Beware, ya'll, we've got a predator amongst us.

Deep down John really loved Paul. When Paul was arrested for trying to bring marijuana into Japan John was terrified that he might be raped in jail.

I Saw Him Wanking There

A whole new meaning to "Norwegian Wood."

Colbert is the only one to steal DL jokes. Seth MacFarlane and Conan O'Brien do it too.

not*

"Lennon ruined the mood by shouting... "Winston Churchill!".... LOL

Paul and John always collaborated well together...

Can Paul McCartney do us a favor and shut up? Gross.

The Long and Frothy Road

Is he saying there was mutual stuff between them or did they just get themselves off solo?

I wonder of John and Paul lusted after Pete Best.

The hot one...

Beatles slash fic is a real thing.

r173: And closer to the truth than many people would care to admit.

Oh I let fly with a little help from my friends.

Paul has said there things he won't reveal while Yoko is alive.

Because she’ll dispute them with evidence.

John and Paul made beautiful music together...

what the fuck us up with all the pearl clutching on this thread. What kind of sex lives have you uptight grannies had? Relax, most men have been in some kind of group masturbation situation in the course of adolescence and later in life.

We Can Wank It Out

I Wanked The Walrus

Paul was the other woman in John and Yoko's relationship.

r182: Basically.

Ringo Starr Didn't Masturbate with Paul and John ... I Came Later

That explains a whole lot of things.

[R176] Paul has said there things he won't reveal while Yoko is alive.

What Paul won't reveal is that while John was sleeping with May Pang, he was sleeping with Yoko.

[quote]What Paul won't reveal is that while John was sleeping with May Pang, he was sleeping with Yoko.

Nobody needs Paul to reveal that. I think everyone assumes that by now. Does Paul have anything more juicy?

[R187] Does Paul have anything more juicy?

Ok, while John was sleeping with May Pang, Paul was sleeping with Julian AND Sean?

[quote] R113 I would like to hear more from the poster who knew Lennon’s personal assistant

His name was Bart Gorin and he eventually died from AIDS complications (early 1990s). He said Yoko was increasingly exasperated with John...as he was a pothead who rarely left the house. The marriage was essentially over and Yoko even lived in a separate apartment in the Dakota because she didn’t want to even be around John any more. (I think they owned 3 apartments in the building, in total.)

anyway, the point is she was arranging to divorce him when he was shot....and suddenly she was elevated to being the saintly Widow Lennon, and the keeper of his legacy (and fortune).

[quote]anyway, the point is she was arranging to divorce him when he was shot

How convenient!

They had a very weird life together....it became increasingly isolated. There’s a book by another of the Lennons’ assistants (he was later fired by Yoko for taking some of John’s journals to give to the son, Sean) that really paints a vivid picture of what their lives had become.

Bart told me that as the marriage broke down, he had also been sent by Yoko to get some herbs (or something) from a witch doctor in Africa (I’M NOT LYING — these people were crazy!) but he blew all the money on heroin in Morocco (?) and never made the meet-up.

She didn’t fire him, though. She said spirits told her the mission wouldn’t be fruitful.

- Rich People Become Disturbed -

Paul would never have slept with Yoko. She made a play for him before she got with John and he didn't want any of that.

Yoko was from a wealthy family. Did she somehow lose that money? Why did she stick with John if she had money of her own?

r189 / r191: Bart was Yoko's dealer, not her assistant. He worked for poor little rich artist Sam Green, who has some Yoko (and other) stories of his own. Link is about Sam. (What the link leaves out, though Bart may have said something, is that Yoko was another one of Sam's "playmates" when she was pulling away from John. He's even named in John's will as Sean's guardian should he and Yoko both die.)

r186: He would sooner have gone back to eating meat.

bump

Dong

We all did this as teens. What guy didn't measure his cum shots with other guys?

It’s not new news. I recall reading a book by Albert Goldman in 1985 that mentioned this.

R193 The family did lose their money and she was destitute at one point. She definitely needed Lennon’s wealth.

[quote]Paul McCartney "I masterbated

Come again?