Jealous bitches?! Look at my suppleness, my svelte hips, and the to die for waist line! Even my tits rival yours -- MAGA babes!
POTUS: I'm too sexy for Melania, I'm too sexy for you, and I'm even too sexy for myself!
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| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 13, 2018 2:36 AM |
That's why he has to pay for sex
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 11, 2018 3:49 AM |
Please... that's why he won.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 11, 2018 3:53 AM |
[quote] Jealous bitches?!
Jealous? No. Relieved? Hell to the NO! tRUmp and John List are starting to resemble each other!!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 11, 2018 3:53 AM |
Here's a rootin' tootin' 'Murican lady who's all in for that sexy potatus!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 11, 2018 4:02 AM |
Master race.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 11, 2018 4:03 AM |
I thought the WH had hired a new chef to get him on a healthier diet? He looks bigger than ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 11, 2018 4:06 AM |
Everyone knows that Dump's favorite chefs are Ronald McDonald and the Colonel, r7! I'm sure Donnie-two-scoops has to eat two scoops worth of all Baskin Robbins' 32 flavors for dessert!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 11, 2018 4:11 AM |
Is that shit stain photo of Trump on the golf course actual or photoshopped. I've seen more than one version of it. Of course, I prefer he had too much OJ that morning.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 11, 2018 5:36 AM |
He doesn't just hire whores ..... He actually marries them!.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 11, 2018 5:55 AM |
He’s also wearing a hearing aid - which is normal for men that age.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 11, 2018 6:54 AM |
Is that really a hearing aid, or some crusty stuff he didn't bother to clean out?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 11, 2018 8:32 PM |
You know you bitches would grovel on your knees in a heartbeat for a piece of that juicy pie.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 11, 2018 8:38 PM |
How can I unsee that horrendous sight.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 11, 2018 8:42 PM |
Big bucket of pus
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 11, 2018 8:44 PM |
Did he normalize T355 H0ll1day, or did she normalize him?
Also, is there a way to tell how many days away Brando's death was from those photos of him in his underwear?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 11, 2018 8:47 PM |
[quote]That's why he has to pay for sex
Trust me, the threshold for having to pay for sex is MUCH lower than that, at least in the gay world.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 11, 2018 8:49 PM |
He looks better than most the posters here. Also he’s in his 70s.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 11, 2018 8:50 PM |
Tits of Glory And Mouth Like an Anus: The Donald Trump Story-- a Fox News re-enactment of real life events.
Starring Chrissy Metz as Donald Trump.
Xander Berkeley as Putin.
Veronica Cartwright as Crooked Hillary
Caitlyn Jenner as Melania
and Max Schrek as the Trump Children
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 11, 2018 9:08 PM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 11, 2018 9:19 PM |
R20 R21 fuck it. I give up. It’s a great treat on the Rumpster lying.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 11, 2018 9:20 PM |
"T355 H0ll"
What does this mean? I clearly missed something.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 11, 2018 9:24 PM |
Chawing down on a sausage, missing mouth and almost putting it up his nose.
Enjoy!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 13, 2018 2:36 AM |