Two tops

If one is armed, he murders the other one

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Someone's going home with a stretched-out manhole. Flip a coin?

It’s the Law of the Sea: the larger vessel has the right of the way. The guy with the smaller cock has to bottom. Hey, it’s the law.

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They ask before they meet.

A HUNG Thai? You know this is fiction.

Two bottoms would just rub rumps, like our ancestors did.

Easy. They do a sloppy, wet, intense 69, blowing their loads in each other's mouth at the same time.

R9 for the win.

Breakfast

They go into home renovation, Rose.

That video was really dumb.

Yeah, in real life that comes up when you communicate with each other beforehand.

Is this a thread about restaurant seating? Or a Motown group that lost two of its members?

They can suck, jerk off, rim, and kiss.

For Christ sakes not everything is about anal.

What R9 and R16 said.

They sit there naked, mincing and prissing, “No, I’m not going to touch your dick,” and the other one will be, like, “Well, I’m not going to touch yours first.”

Total ninnies is what they are.

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The chance of two tops ever meeting is infinitesimally small... will likely never happen

What really happens is they call up a bottom whore to smut out

It's more likely that two unicorns meet.

The one with the smallest dick has to bend over

It's the law.

The video is silly, everyone knows all Asians are bottoms.

[quote]What happens when men finally decide to meet after messaging each other on a hook up app only to learn that they are both tops.

Begin a probing discussion of the colonization of gay interactions by heteronormative sexual roles and power relationships?

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Masculine bitch fight over their favorite Madonna song.

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Take turns? Before I knew better that's what I thought gays had to do.

ding ding ding ding ding! We have a winner... R21 got it exactly right. Between the two tops, at least one can scrounge up a bottom to take turns on with the other top.

I'm a top, and I love having threesomes with other tops and a shared bottom. It's a great way to fuck with hot guys who'd otherwise be inaccessible AND keep a hot bottom continuously fucked while nevertheless taking breaks every few minutes.

R24 Well, I'd like to meet one. Every Asian I've had sex with, and there have been lots, are tops.

My boyfriend and I are that. We go through dry spells when no one feels like taking it (lots of blowjobs) but we do take it from each other. We mostly "take turns". Often invite a submissive guy to fuck together which gets us off doing him as a team. Since we are also hot for each other I guess that makes us versatile tops.. But we don't bottom or even want to bottom for any other guys.

^ and yes the one with the bigger dick is top number 1.. I am top number 2 lol. It is the natural order indeed.

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If they're together long enough it's called divorce, Rose.

Simple. The two tops reach out, find two more (yes, they'll be there), learn to synchronise, and take to the stage!

R21 and R30 have it right.

Getting done by two tops is most bottoms dream scenario so never hard to find a willing one.

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I really don't think there are 'total tops' anymore. Almost all of them will say they'll 'bottom for the right guy'.

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A total top is just a bottom who hasn't met the right cock yet!

Go cruising for a bottom

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A total top is really just a scared bottom who needs reASSurance. lol

🤔 They go out and find a pair of matching bottoms?

Ridiculous. Everyone knows "top or bottom" is the first or second question anyone asks.

The one who can stay awake the longest gets to be the top.

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The both start peeing on things to mark them with their scent. Whoever runs out of pee first loses.