Janet Jackson a total flop as Made for Now lasts ONE WEEK on the Billboard Hot 100

I saw a sliver of her performance on one of those late night shows and the song sounded stale and it was clear how processed her voice was. I love her older music though.

OP that's the first time I've seen a pic of Janet Jackson where she is starting to look like Grandma Jackson.

I pity the unsuspecting Taco Bell Burrito Grande that falls within her grasp now...

[quote]I pity the unsuspecting Taco Bell Burrito Grande that falls within her grasp now...

Time to buy more KFC stock too.

JanBot reading this thread:

Janet better up her whispercoo game.

She should throw a shoe at Nicki Minaj.

LMAO at R5.

I actually like Janet's idea of just throwing out a single every once in a while. It would alleviate the stress that comes with an entire album. The only problem is that if that single flops it's not as if there's another song to push out into the ether.

It seems that sustainability is an issue with a lot of these songs.

[quote] The only problem is that if that single flops it's not as if there's another song to push out into the ether.

Well, that wouldn't be a problem for Janet anyway, since all of her singles have flopped in the past 10 years.

Janet Jackson’s career ended twenty years ago.

She should be singing small supper clubs at this point.

We don't want to be bankrupted by her, R10. Nor do we want 1-star Yelp reviews.

Let her headline shitty 3-day sailings on a Carnival Whispercooze.

She’s gonna be doing the Atlantis/RSVP cruise circuit in a couple of years.

BUFFET!

I'm curious to see if Madonna goes on tour again and how successful it is. Even Mighty Madonna, the Empress of Tours, only made about 170 million on her last tour, when the one prior to that, MDNA, made over 300 million. Now, if Madge were to do a Greatest Hits Tour, I think she could rival the revenue from Sticky & Sweet, which was over 400 million. Janet could NEVER get anywhere close to those numbers, no matter what she offered.

The never-ending quest to discredit this artist's career is something I will never understand. She career longevity over three decades and made good music with positive messages about taking control of your life and tackling social issues. And she was one of the very few positive role models for young black girls. Sure, she didn't have the strongest voice. If making fun of her cause her new song drops off the chart after one week years after her career peaked makes you feel better, you're really pathetic.

Clearly, you are new to Datalounge, R14.

Just so we're clear . . . No matter what nice things you say about her, I doubt Janet's gonna share her chicken.

You can try though.

R14 likes her new job at Baja Fresh.

Madonna could have made over 200 million easy if she had focused on Asia more where the demand was huge. There are still several places she has not toured at all. She also assumed the demand in Australia would be huge since she had fucked them over so many times, but she was wrong. She will have to earn her way back there.

She will have to have a great album, play more older hits, and lower prices substantially to win back her touring rep. She has talked about wanting to do smaller venues, so she might surprise everyone and take that route instead.

it's weird she worked with homophobic daddy yankee !

She is busy re-working her tour. It will now be the "Ooze from my Cooze" tour, complete with "wardrobe malfunctions."

[quote] And she was one of the very few positive role models for young black girls.

Yes, planning on exposing her titty at the Superbowl in order to garner some press, having it backfire and then lying that it was a wardrobe malfunction. What a role model.

Madonna chose to do smaller venues with her Rebel Heart Tour, R13, and she sold them all out. No one could ever say that Madge's Rebel Heart Tour wasn't a huge commercial success. You're right about a greatest hits tour however. If she ever did one, I think it would be one of the highest grossing tours ever.

R14 no one is trying to discredit Janet Jackson.

The funniest thing about watching Jabba come for Madonna is that Jabba actually thinks that whatever competition is happening between the #1 and #2 all time biggest female artist is actually down to Madonna and Janet. Jabba dear, Janet doesn't even come close. She'd have to get through the likes of Streisand, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and newer artists like Beyonce, Rhianna, Taylor Swift and Adele and others. Hell, even Britney has sold more than Janet, and she barely ever records anymore and started 16 years after Janet.

So you can keep going after Madonna, but hon, your girl has a way to go before she can even come within a hundred miles of Madonna's success.

This picture shows Janet in happier times at the premiere party of "Scream," the duet she recorded with her brother Michael.

Damn! Talk about a raisin in the sun!

I . . . I . . . I think I might love you, R22! The calm, matter of fact manner in which you laid that out . . . I . . . I need to locate my smelling salts!

I love this picture of Janet singing at Paris's birthday party a couple years back.

She keeps whittling away at her nose like Michael...

Moron @ R20, I was talking about her earlier years like her Control album, sending positive messages about abstinence and taking control of you life. Then on Rhythm Nation she dealt with social issue. janet. saw you could be sexy without being a slut like that abortion happy Madonna.

^^^ Sexy like exposing yourself in front of millions?

Janet gets some much needed shut eye with niece Paris. In the words of R28, she saw she "could be sexy without being a slut like that abortion happy Madonna." I am just glad she has time to rest.

Interesting that R17 thinks Madonna should have focused on Asia when she is really just known in America. She's never been much of an international presence.

R30 - is the joke that you are posting pictures of Jane't s mother and then saying it is Janet? I don't really get it. The joke isn't well thought out and certainly not funny.

#88 that’s higher than Madge has charted in years. lol

Poor Madonnaloon is either going after Janet or Gaga. Nobody cares, hon.

Madbot will hang himself come Oscar night.

It's a strange world inside JABBA's head, isn't it?

[quote] is the joke that you are posting pictures of Jane't s mother and then saying it is Janet? I don't really get it. The joke isn't well thought out and certainly not funny.

yes, but it's a fucking scream compared to Jabba's Boniva and adult diaper jokes. Talk about not well thought out and certainly not funny. Right, Jabba?

[quote] #88 that’s higher than Madge has charted in years. lol

Yeah, thank goodness Janet gave equal billing to Daddy Yankee, someone people actually listened to instead of just herself.

Of course it still didn't help.

R37, see nicki minaj

You mean the top 10 single with Nicki Minaj? Yes, we've all seen it and heard it. Unlike Made for No One.

yikes, hold dislike count!!!

Madonna, Janet and Cyndi Lauper need to sit their ass down and make room for the newer artist.

R2 I concur. I actually gasped when I saw the photo.

She looks like an old grand dame of the theater such as Cicely Tyson. She looks like she could be Angela Bassett's mother as well.

Janet, again, ranks higher than Mandonna, this is just getting embarrassing now.

[quote] Janet, again, ranks higher than Mandonna, this is just getting embarrassing now.

Yes, Jabba, for you. How many times can you keep trying and failing?

I can only imagine Madgebot and Janbot as two fat lasses getting together and hitting each other with large purses that fell out of their mouths! Go on you queenie Bitches! eviscerate each other!

As requested by R42: Here is a sumptuous picture of Angela Bassett and her mother, Janet Jackson.

[quote]Yes, Jabba, for you. How many times can you keep trying and failing?

That number will obviously be higher than any of MANet’s recent sales figures.

There is no MadgeBot. It's a bunch of people putting fatass Jabba in its place.

right, r48 is Vadgebot

And here's Madonna ranking higher than Janet. Because Janbot just can't stop making a fool of herself (and Janet).

ugh R50 a list from 2011, you are so desparate.....

R51, you don't understand how decades work and you can't spell desperate. You are an idiot.

r52, go back into your archives and find more meaningless lists to try and prove your point .... spelling, really? yawn....

No desperate is giving up a baby for your sister Rebbie to raise and then trying to hide it.

The "Tits and Bits" State Fair Show has been cancelled for lack of fans

Seriously now, Janet's career was ovah when, late 90s/early 2000s?

If this Made For No One is her attempt at a comeback, it seems she should rethink and retire somewhere obscure. She won't be rocking any modern charts or hearts.

R30, you honest to god had me laughing out loud! I was like, "Is that REALLY Janet? Jesus , she looks bad."

[quote]Interesting that [R17] thinks Madonna should have focused on Asia when she is really just known in America. She's never been much of an international presence.

It's astonishingly sad that someone really does believe that, and I think this poster does. Madonna, unlike Janet, is easily one of the most recognizable women in the world. Janet however is only recognizable at . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . WAIT . . . FOR . . . IT

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!!

janet jackson will eat madonna

So what, OP? Madonna's Nothing Really Matters debuted at 99 and peaked at 93 WHILE she was still a top seller.

Janet won 8 Billboard Music Awards in one night in1990. 8. Find me another artist who did that. For the only album to have 7 singles reach the top 5. So what if her new single bombs long after she peaked.

R57 and R30 are the same poster, so pathetic

You would know about people who talk to themselves in posts, right Jabba?

[quote] [R57] and [R30] are the same poster, so pathetic

Jabba fails again. They are different people.

I'm R57 and I can guarantee you that I am not R30.

What a idiot you are, R61.

What "a" idiot r64, the jokes write themselves

Uh oh, Jabba's feeling desperate. It's attacking typos. We know what that means.

I am R30 and I am most certainly not R57. Thanks, R57 for laughing at my picture. I thought the captions were good too.

--Maid for Now

uh oh r66 is still trying to make Jabba happen

[quote]uh oh [R66] is still trying to make Jabba happen

Uh oh [R68] is still JABBA trying and failing to make Jabba go away.

Here is Janet "sending positive messages about abstinence" as she hangs out with Michael and a sunburned Danny DeVito.

I don't think she has recovered from Michael's loss yet.

Here's Janet, in a deleted scene from the Made for Now video.

R71 Janet was never that thin.

Her voice was, R72.

I bow to you, R71.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I laughed so hard reading all the posts here. I hope Janet will never see this thread or else she would cut her wrists 😂😂

DL knew this would happen, but nobody listened to us !

It is a terrible song. I tried listening to it because I love Daddy Yankee but it sucked.

Surprise! Nobody but strimmer frame gay wrinkled prunes listen to her video. The 90’s ended a long time ago!

After filming for the "Maid for Now" video was complete, Janet used a brown banana with puka shells glued on it to call down evil fire and incinerate the bitch dancer who kept screwing up all during filming.

R60 George Michael and he wrote his own music.

All Janet hating aside......

Janet and Madonna and a lot of others are just not on the radar of the majority of record buyers.

The article says JJ sold 250K+ of Unbreakable and in this day and age, when a lot of albums reach 100K something, that's actually a really solid number.

Most people in the record buying demographic are:

(a) Under 21 and into Ariana Grande and the like

(b) Streaming shit and not interested even a tiny bit in BUYING anything.

Any of us who grew up in the 80s lived through a very unusual time, where a lot of 40 and 50something artists (Tina Turner for one) were having hits. But in most other eras, older artists either moved into the old timers circuit and played their hits, or disappeared.

[quote] The article says JJ sold 250K+ of Unbreakable and in this day and age, when a lot of albums reach 100K something, that's actually a really solid number.

Look a little harder. At least half those units were counted by bundling and giving the CD away with an Uber ride.

No, that's not a joke. She actually did that.

The right-wing haters still stabbing their pitchforks over a breast that wasn’t even fully exposed need to just choke on their pearls.

It was never a big deal and your priorities are pathetic.

I like her since she makes all the racists at DL mad. Must be because whites couldn't steal dance and New Jack Swing like they did with rock & roll.

I like it when someone doesn't have a cogent argument so they scream "RACIST" when it has nothing to do with anything to try and deflect from the fact that they're losing badly.

R79 I know right? Who wouldn't kill for last Christmas and whatever before you go go to be part of their catalogue?

How long until she crests 250 pounds again??

Jabba fails again. ^^

R85 nice mental gymnastics fkin racist. Both Janet and MJ are trashed here by all the racists that flood this site. Even the Eagles who everyone seems to hate suddenly became timeless a month ago when one of their albums surpassed Thriller just so they could put down MJ.

[quote] How long until she crests 250 pounds again??

She's on her way. Why do you think she was wearing the white sale from Macy's and sitting out her entire video while actual thin people danced around her? Fatnet never was a good dancer. She'd just sort of ape the movements while talented dancers would distract the viewer from how completely uncoordinated she was. But now she's so fat and old, she just sits and watches. Looked like Brando in that last remake of Dr. Moreau.

Of course no one here who hates Janet is racist.

Those mentions about her eating buckets of KFC and watermelon are just TOTALLY a coinky-dink.

[quote] [R85] nice mental gymnastics fkin racist. Both Janet and MJ are trashed here by all the racists that flood this site. Even the Eagles who everyone seems to hate suddenly became timeless a month ago when one of their albums surpassed Thriller just so they could put down MJ.

Newsflash, honey. People on here don't hate Michael because he was black. They hate him because he molested an elementary school's worth of young boys. Again, nice deflect, but you failed.

I like her but hate her hypocrite fanbase of SJW's which disappears all of the sudden whenever it's time to buy her albums, singles and concert tickets. DL is full of jealous racists tough mad that they are lipless, boring rednecks.

So at what time can we expect the usual mention of a certain white tranny midget whose fanbase is as delusional as it gets, regardless of how off topic and little to no relation besides one being a woman and the other a man in drag (though his white privilege shields him from being called a tranny by the masses) and that noone outside the english speaking world knows who he is.

Adam Lambert?

Ariana Grande?

R94, Honey... whatever meds you’re on, you need to ask for your dosage to be upped.

R92 THANK YOU. I bought MJ's music in the day and danced my ass of to it as well. By the '90s no one with a brain could miss the signs that he was a flaming, grotesque and stomach-turning pedophile. I haven't spent a dime his way since and still and get queasy when I hear his music. Is the old stuff good? Yes, but I have trouble separating that product from the horrifying reality of the man's existence.

I also bought and loved JJ's music, saw her in concert and wasn't outraged when she popped out her titty at the SB--she showed bad judgement and misread that crowd for sure. But she lost me because she never evolved (also like her brother), recycled the same style and put out bland music. She also provided cover for her brother when her voice could have made a huge difference along with LaToya's. She wanted to keep her hands and image clean while allowing MJ to continue his evil.

Having experienced these people's career and life trajectory in real time, I can tell you that people's revulsion is based on far deeper issues than skin color.

All jokes aside, it's pretty sad that older pop stars don't have an outlet for their music. Once upon a time AC radio stations would play them. That was before they dumped them in favor of current pop hits minus the rap.

The bitch is her 50's and needs to give it up already and focus on raising her kid.

R99 not really, they've had decades of success we'd never have any new artists if radio kept playing the old ones. If Janet or Madonna could produce a decent single and it was ignored, I might start to have some sympathy. They are pretty much proof of WHY older pop stars should retire.

[quote]The bitch is her 50's and needs to give it up already and focus on raising her kid.

She sold that kid.

LOL at R60 going back decades to cite success for Janet.

Madonna is the only woman with a top 10 grossing tour in the 90s, 00s and 10s (so far). The most successful female and 3rd overall touring artist of all time (with her 2 highest earning tours coming in the past decade). That's sustained and continued success.

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R101 so nothing Janet or Madonna has made is as good as say, the garbage Halsey et.al puts out?

R103 and her tour numbers is getting tedious...Madonna cooked the books. When was her last number one album?

^^^^ They all cook the books but that is where the money is. That's why the touring is incessant. And they always tour in the same cities/stadiums. Blatant money grab. But R84, you win the thread. You made me laugh out loud. Whites are mad because they couldn't steal New Jack Swing. Satire, right?

[R86] Well I guess you hate real talent. At least George CAN/could sing and write, arrange, produce his music on hoe own. Janet on the other hand sings through her tits and people only view her music as sex. She is now changing her tune and saying that's not the case. but whatever. Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis and Michael Jackson are the reason she have a career. They only push her up in the nineties to stop Michael domination in the music world and she played right in their hands. Who is singing her music on talent show and YouTube. No one, but they talking about Bobby Brown f*cking her and throwing her out a hotel room like she was a whore.

So go on young-ins clearly you don't nothing about music. Also the only reason she making the round to black station and radio is because mainstream media don't wont her. The minute they let her ass in she will drop the black community like a bad habit.

Has-been. It happens to the best of them.

[R86]] Well I guess you hate real talent. At least George CAN/could sing and write, arrange, produce his own music. Janet on the other hand sings through her tits and people only view her music as sex. She is now changing her tune and saying that's not the case. but whatever. Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis and Michael Jackson are the reason she have a career. They only push her up in the nineties to stop Michael domination in the music world and she played right in their hands. Who is singing her music on talent show and YouTube. No one, but they talking about Bobby Brown f*cking her and throwing her out a hotel room like she was a whore.

So go on young-ins clearly you don't nothing about music. Also the only reason she making the round to black station and radio is because mainstream media don't wont her. The minute they let her ass in she will drop the black community like a bad habit.

Janet has sold MUCH LESS albums and made MUCH LESS money from touring compared to Celine, Whitney, Britney, and Beyoncé, WHO have sold MUCH LESS albums and made MUCH LESS MONEY from touring compared to Madonna.

Just saying

According to chartmasters, Madonna’s latest album has sold an equivalent 1,268,000 albums worldwide

According to chartmasters, Janet’s latest album Unbreakable has sold equivalent 505,000 album worldwide.

I haven't read this thread but how many times has Madonna been brought up by the Janbot/loon?

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha

No one and I mean no one thinks Janet can touch Madonna as far as overall talent, popularity, cultural impact, legend status, Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, and ICON. Both are cunts but, lets be real, Madonna is #1 in all categories while Janet is way down the list.

JABBA at R88 once again failing to deflect that JABBA is Janbot is the pro-Janet retard.

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Q: When was Madonna’s last Hot 100 charting song?

A: Two presidential terms ago

Madonna is always brought up in every diva thread as a comparison. Janet hasn't given Madonna a run for her money since the early 90's when Madonna shot herself in the foot by going too far with the sex stuff. Funny enough, Janet turned all slutty after that culminating in flashing her tit in front of a horrified nation on a family TV event. Madonna wouldn't even!

R116 2015 which was 3 years ago, not even a full term (are you in 3rd grade?) When was the last time Janet made anywhere near what Madonna has made touring, oh lets make it easy, in 2016? Chicken bones do NOT count as currency.

I totally love now Les Moonves is getting his comeuppance partly for trying to destroy her career. And then his shithead wife lies for him about it on The Talk and was caught in the lie.

Janet decides to flash her nasty tit on a family TV event, horrifying the nation, and HE is to blame? How so?

[quote]Madonna is always brought up in every diva thread as a comparison.

Madonna IS Marsha. You know that, right? It is always Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!

Moonves wanted Janet and Justin to grovel an apology to him personally. Justin did so (complete with crocodile tears) and Janet did not. Instead, she put out a public apology for the incident, which was good enough for Ol’ Pervert Leslie. Thus, he disinvited her to the Grammys and let Justin attend, and for years after he tried to destroy her career at every turn. And now he is getting his comeuppance. Fuck him.

Which *wasn’t* good enough for Pervert Les.

She was too fucking stupid to think pulling her tit out at the SB was a good move! Geez. Then she puts out a weak sauce apology when she should have followed Madonna's lead (again) and said SO FUCKING WHAT! That's how a BOSS does it!

What’s next for Janet, after this one-week chart-flopping single???

Janet’s been spending the last few months touring to rave reviews, looking lovely, covering magazines and being honored by various awards shows. That her latest single was used as the US Open theme song, became a viral social media sensation, hit 30 million YT views in a little over one weekend and made the Hot 100 in a time when none of her contemporaries can muster the same is a plus.

Meanwhile, Madonna’s been spending the last few months in Saudi Arabia (or wherever) culturally appropriating every culture known to man, recovering from her latest facelift and wallowing in irrelevancy. The one time she had a chance to remind everyone she’s still here, albeit as a 70 year old with a fake butt and ratty extensions, she appears on the VMAs to tribute a REAL queen and makes it all about her. And FAILED. Just as she did with MJ and Prince.

Alas, I think I’ve stumbled upon something...her new career can be ulogizing black iconic performers!

I LOVE this...

r126 your pain is so real. So real. *snicker*

r126 Well in that case, Janet is safe from being eulogized by Madonna! Bwhahahahahahahaha

R127, SO appropo.

So, pulling out your titty at the SB is class? Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaaha and she can't even stand by it like a BOSS! She is so weak.

They ALL want to be her

My queen and yours

R132 and r133 *my sides* *can't breathe*

Icon

R134, perhaps you should lose some weight. That could help with your little condition.

Janet’s latest album came in at #1 with not much promo and put her in yet ANOTHER record book.

Madonna’s latest album was highly promoted and came in at #2. Behind a tv show soundtrack.

Any state fairs coming up?

PITCHFORK just released a new list of the best 200 albums of the ‘80s. Two of Janet’s albums are in the top 10 of the females. One of Madonna’s made the top 10 of females.

As it should be.

Janet’s gonna die when she puts that 100 pounds back on. You can only yo-yo diet so many times before your time’s up.

Kanye has 56m views in 4 days.

Janet has basically atrophied after three weeks and is stuck at 35m views. The needle hasn't moved in days.

Janet is getting more and more respect with time and it's the opposite with some other artists (cough-Madonna-cough). "Control" was ranked as the second best female album of the '80s by Rolling Stone too, and "Rhythm Nation" is the only female mainstream album rated with 5 stars by Slant magazine. She's the most influential female artist in history, period

Oh, my bad, when you said Janet was bigger than Madonna I didn't realize you meant BIGGER!

Carry on........

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[quote] Janet’s latest album came in at #1 with not much promo and put her in yet ANOTHER record book. Madonna’s latest album was highly promoted and came in at #2. Behind a tv show soundtrack.

yet according to the charts above, Madonna managed to sell twice as much as Janet did, even with Janet doing bundles and giveaways.

Damn, Jabba, can't you fucking read? You sure can't think.

Teacher and students

r142 yet no one currs

Meanwhile, it is obvious who YOU think matters by your repeatedly mentioning her. Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!

I love how Jabba has to post all of these nothing articles and blogs and youtube videos from lunatics just as insane as it is as some sort of proof that Janet is popular or influential. Bitch, take a seat. You loser.

Influence

Influence

Influence

No one pays any mind to what Janbot is posting. I know Janbot is meant to be parody and it does a great job but sometimes it needs to tone it down to be somewhat believable. Kinda like MadTV vs SNL. Sometimes too much is too much.

[quote] Janet is getting more and more respect with time and it's the opposite with some other artists (cough-Madonna-cough). "Control" was ranked as the second best female album of the '80s by Rolling Stone too, and "Rhythm Nation" is the only female mainstream album rated with 5 stars by Slant magazine. She's the most influential female artist in history, period

She is VERY influential. When people hear she's coming to town, they run to KFC and get their orders in because once Janet arrives, ain't no more fried chicken to be had for the rest of the week.

They run to the state fair to see the 8th most talented Jackson who was a thing in the 80's. Then leave once the cooing starts.

[quote]yet no one currs

Ugh. You just outed yourself as a limp-wristed nelly ghetto queen with a leaky, used up butthole. You’re not even worthy of my time or critique, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t let you know how embarrassing it is to witness.

[quote]She is VERY influential

Indeed she is.

Senatrice Graham, is that you? r155

Thisane Janet troll is getting really desperate for attention. Like their idol, Janet fans have always been seeking for validation from Madonna fans.

[quote]No one pays any mind to what Janbot is posting.

Sure, no one who is in this thread at this time.

r158 yes, always. They really do think Madonna is standing in her way of being #1 when, in reality, Madonna is #1 by miles and miles in every category with dozens of other divas behind Madonna before Janet is even in the picture.

R160 is talking to itself and not saying much of anything.

Madonna is #1 nowhere except for the old fogey’s home on polka night.

Is Janet still a Muslim covering her fat body or is she now flashing tit again?

When asked if they knew Janet, the world responded “WE DONT KNOW HER”.

Janet = Oscar nominee, the first female with a song to debut in the Hot 100 top 10, the first female with five consecutive #1 albums, the only singer whose first three films debuted at #1 at the US Box office, had the biggest selling album of 1990, record holder of biggest debut world tour, remains the only artist with 7 Top 5 Hot 100 singles from a single album, is the only artist to be nominated in the Pop, Rock, Dance, R&B and Hip Hop categories at the Grammys, is one of only three artists with a #1 album in each of the last four decades...

Madonna = none of the above

Janet fans always want to compare her to Madonna because Madonna is the ultimate megastar whose success every singer could only wish to have. Janet has never been as successful as Celine, Mariah, Whitney or Britney, so her goal to achieve the level of Madonna’s colossal success is only a wishful thinking. JANET, I wish You lucks !!!

Until she sings live, writes her own songs, sells as many albums as Madonna’s, sell as many touring tickets as Madonna’s, gets inducted in the R&RHOF, be as popular & influential as Madonna, then we talk.

Madonna= the #1 selling female artist of all time and #4 in general, still able to sell out stadiums around the globe, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductee (on first nomination), and the most influential female artist ever.

Janet- none of those.

Janet = Oscar nominee- Yes, for changing three words in a song she didn't write

the first female with a song to debut in the Hot 100 top 10- So?

the first female with five consecutive #1 albums- None of which sold as well as a half dozen female artists who rank above her.

the only singer whose first three films debuted at #1 at the US Box office- Films she didn't star in and were not sold on her name.

had the biggest selling album of 1990- Other artists who have hit that dubious distinction: Asia, Billy Ray Cyrus, Bobby Brown, Iron Butterfly and Hootie and the Blowfish. Yup, sounds about right.

record holder of biggest debut world tour: And biggest money loser at a state fair

remains the only artist with 7 Top 5 Hot 100 singles from a single album: yes, and George Michael had 6 top five hits from Faith, four of which went to #1, the album won a Grammy for Album of the Year, oh yeah, and he wrote and produced it all by himself.

is the only artist to be nominated in the Pop, Rock, Dance, R&B and Hip Hop categories at the Grammys- So?

is one of only three artists with a #1 album in each of the last four decades- and her last album still sold half of what Madonna's last album, which peaked at #2, sold.

You lose again, Jabba.

^The hurt is REAL (and so are the inaccuracies).

Facts scare Jabba. Jabba is PRESSED!!

You mad, Jabbs?

[quote]the only singer whose first three films debuted at #1 at the US Box office- Films she didn't star in and were not sold on her name.

Poetic Justice was absolutely sold on her name and she was indeed the star, dear. Janet was the hottest thing in pop and R&B at the time.

Nutty 2 was an Eddie Murphy film, but you can best believe her fans helped it debut at #1 in the US. We also took her song from the soundtrack to pop #1, making her the first female artist to have a #1 in the 80s, the 90s and the 2000s.

Why Did I Get Married is co-starring Janet and once again, her fanbase pushed it to #1.

But you digress.

It must kill Madonna that she’s never been nominated for an Oscar (and never will be). And now that Gaga is shaping up to be a nominee for an acting Oscar, with what will be her second Academy nomination, the old hag must be ready to hang herself with her dirty extensions. Lol!

Gaga calls Janet a legend

[quote]Until she sings live

[quote] Poetic Justice was absolutely sold on her name and she was indeed the star, dear. Janet was the hottest thing in pop and R&B at the time.

Nope. Poetic Justice was sold on John Singleton's name. Everyone wanted to see what was coming next from the writer/director of Boyz in the Hood. You fail #1.

[quote] Nutty 2 was an Eddie Murphy film, but you can best believe her fans helped it debut at #1 in the US. We also took her song from the soundtrack to pop #1, making her the first female artist to have a #1 in the 80s, the 90s and the 2000s.

Nope. Nutty Professor 2 barely featured Janet in its ad campaign. And what's more, no one gave a shit she was in it. That movie was sold on three things- Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy. You fail #2.

[quote] Why Did I Get Married is co-starring Janet and once again, her fanbase pushed it to #1.

Nope. WDIGM was an ensemble cast, and as always with Tyler Perry films, the draw was that it was a TYLER PERRY FILM. Again, no one even knew Janet was in it, plus by this time time, which was post Operation Desperate Titty, wasn't nobody looking for Janet. You fail #3.

You wanna keep going, Jabba? You must be tired of losing over and over.

The Nutty Professor (1996 film) staring Eddie Murphy and Jada Pinkett Smith

Budget: $54 million

Box office: $274 million

64% Rotten Tomatoes

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps staring Eddie Murphy and Janet Jackson

Budget: $84 million

Box office: $166.3 million

26% Rotten Tomatoes

Looks to me the with Jada was more successful then the one with Janet

Awful song

[quote] At least George CAN/could sing and write, arrange, produce his music on hoe own. Janet on the other hand sings through her tits and people only view her music as sex.

The standard for men and women is different. Male singers are not required to be shrieking, bellowing singers to be considered good singers. In fact, there are no male vocal counterparts for Whitney, Celine or Mariah.

Janet has a lovely voice that has always recorded well. She has some of the most infectious, perfectly crafted songs in popular music -- uptempo and ballads. She can most definitely sing.

[quote]Nope. Poetic Justice was sold on John Singleton's name.

Lol, if this wasn’t so stupid I wouldn’t feel the need to read you with a response. But I’m gonna.

Poetic Justice was Janet’s movie. Singleton wrote it for her, her name was above the title and she was the draw. She had already taken the music world by storm and this was billed as Janet Jackson’s first starring role in a major motion picture. It is her fanbase that propelled the movie to #1 that weekend. Perhaps you were too young at the time. Perhaps your insane hatred has blinded you. Perhaps you’re too stupid to remember. I’m thinking it’s a mixture of the last two.

Janet, I am not that big a fan, and I am not the JanBot, but for the sake of all humanity, may you laugh and laugh and laugh again at Les Moonves and his ridiculous crusade against you.

[quote]George Michael had 6 top five hits from Faith, four of which went to #1

And Janet had 7 Top 5s from RN 1814, four of which went #1. Georgie falls short here, but besides being an icon in his own right, I’m sure he was a lovely man. After all, he and Janet were friends, recorded unreleased music together, and he admired her Control album and videos so much that he got Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis to remix “Monkey” for release as a single and hired Paula Abdul to choreograph his Faith tour.

She's no Call Her Miss Ross. (still think she should be laughing right now.)

I agree R180. I actually think she should sue. No one man should be able to wield such power. Huffington Post reported that he lost his shit when Janet signed her book deal to release her semi-auto-bio TRUE YOU. He reportedly yelled “How the fuck did she slip through?” and threatened that heads would roll. Needless to say, Janet’s book ended up being a #1 NY Times Bestseller and now Leslie is halfway up shit’s creek with nary a paddle in sight. Karma may take her time, but she sure is sweet.

R105 I would say Now or Never is much better than Living for Love, Bitch I'm Madonna, or Made for Now, Yes.

Janet did have some really good albums back in the day, especially Rhythm Nation and the Velvet Rope. I wonder how much involvement that secret husband of hers who was never credited, Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, and Janet herself had in their creation? She was never able to recreate that magic without 1 and 2.

are your proud of the nutty professor, lol...The song flops because she did not let Yankee sings more it would have been a moderate hit if he sings at least 40% of the song still he sings like 2 lines..and Janet sounded so dated, the song sounds like a 90s throwback nothing special

Here's Janet filming her upcoming video "Paid-For Cow." Janet, out hunting in the wild, comes upon a herd of cows being stolen from a local rancher. So, Janet steps in and saves the herd of cows and meets the hunky rancher (reportedly portrayed by Stevie Wonder).

I can't wait to see it!

^When all else fails, pull out the painfully unfunny racist jokes.

You lose, boo. For the umpteenth time.

Now sit your ass down somewhere and bask in Janet’s upcoming IN STYLE cover...

^^You know, R188, it is exhausting to see you constantly call anyone/anything you dislike "racist."

It devalues the term and the act of racism itself.

R188, the is a picture of popular Nigerian/Nollywood actress Mercy Johnson. What is racist about it?

what do expect from a skunt who bleaches her skin and reduces her nose to one millimeter???

SHE JUST PLAIN OLD, DONT KNOW HOW TO GET INTOO THE GROOVE ANY MORE...

retire hun, ur done.

It's rich watching Jabba cry racism when Jabba frequently calls people on these threads "faggot" or worse.

You're garbage, Jabba. That's why we go after you. We don't hate Janet, we just like to make you dance like a monkey because you're trash.

Jabba should post a self pic.

Damn [R178] I thought you like Janet. Why are you calling her a shrieking, bellowing singer? You no can hear her when she whispers. Anyway when you wrote that as if you know anything about music this statement “In fact, there are no male vocal counterparts for Whitney, Celine or Mariah”. That lets me know you don’t a damn thing about music. Let educated you with a few singer who can meet and out sing those you list.

Freddie Mercury

George Michael

Elton John

Luther Vandross

Stevie Wonder

Marvin Gaye

Sam Cooke

Lionel Richie

The fact that the first four on this are gay may have anger you to no end you bigot. I like how you pretend to be a fan of these women as a screen to show your hatred for George Michael. I see you that troll from those Fadi saga over here but whatever.

Anyway back on Janet. You what I love about Luther Vandross. I love the fact that he would sing with vocal challenging singers such as Janet and Richard Marx. The only one who could keep up vocal was Gregory Hines. Bless Luther for helping theses struggles vocal singers.

[R181] Janet was a fan of Wham/George Michael. So I guess he thought of her as an ok singer considering he like the work Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis did for her vocals. That man was like if they can make her whisper have a sound. Then image what they can do with a vocalist.

^^I’m guessing English is not your first language.

Yet he makes more sense than you ever do, Jabba.

I don’t know what the fuck Jabba does for living, but it seems IT needs to find a real job or a habit.

This Furby Super Bowl Janet Jackson is perfection!

Janbot thinks Gaga is going to get an ACTING Oscar nom? Oh hunny, that is all payola hype to sell that turkey of a movie. No real critic has reacted to that, what all insiders say, is a turkey. Gaga always hypes her shit to the nth degree and it thuds when released. She was lucky to get a nod for song for changing a word with Diane Warren.

Notice Janet can't do shit without JJ & TL. Hmmmmmm.

Not even in the top 5 most talented Jacksons and below Latoya!

R193 why you gotta say monkey?

R195 - ESL??

damn, anyone can get a modeling contract now...arf

Elton John is not in a vocal class equal to George Michael or Freddie Mercury. Elton has a passable voice but nothing special.

Janet is not in the vocal class equal to Britney or Paula. They are at least a few notches above Janet.

[quote]Janet is not in the vocal class equal to Britney or Paula. They are at least a few notches above Janet.

Paaaaa-hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Chiiiille.

How ironic that HAGdonna’s fug daughter looks just like Gaga.

Madonna's fans are on a crusade to destroy Lady Gaga over praise for "A Star is Born" with petitions and fake Twitter accounts and news reports. It's gotten so bad that Variety had to respond to them.

When Madonna's career is in the shitter they always fall back on two people to crap on: Lady Gaga and Janet Jackson.

Madonna is over. She's never going to be back on top. Get the fuck over it. Gaga and Janet will continue to do what they want. They ain't going anywhere.

r208 Madonna's fans? Why would they care? It is all fake, payola praise or are you fucking low on the IQ scale? Gaga is not even in the top 5 most successful CURRENT pop girls. If Madonna fans were worried about anyone it would be Taylor, Katy, Beyonce, Adele, Ariana, and on and on.

Quit deflecting from Janet's total lack of any fan base, relevancy or success since Lincoln was President.

I ❤️ U R208, and you couldn’t be more correct. Madonna has been threatened by Janet since she uttered that “Bite your tongue” remark in Truth Or Dare all those years ago, and her fans followed suit and are still threatened to this day.

r210 Yes, because the person who is #1 in everything would naturally be threatened by someone who is a local star whose career died out long ago and who can't fill high school gyms to capacity. Yeah, makes total sense.

[quote]someone who is a local star whose career died out long ago and who can't fill high school gyms to capacity.

What does Ce Ce Penniston have to do with it?

What bothers me most about the list at R50 is the total absence of Hole's "Live Through This" It was number one on Rolling Stone's list of Albums of the Year in 1994 and now it doesn't fit into the top 100 of the 90's? that's some B.S. It's still a classic album but Courtney gets dissed/deleted because of her personal problems.

r212 we already debunked that crowd. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL try again. She won't release the receipts for that stop either. The receipts will tell us everythang we need to know about actual crowd size and how much $$$$$ was charged.

[quote]True You received a mixed review from The Washington Post. Author Michael Gross called the book a "mash-up of celebrity tell-nothing, dysfunction memoir and Oprah-ready self-help", complaining that the book lacked a structured narrative and suggesting that for people to really get to know Jackson "cue up Control or Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814".

Janet wins big in 2018

Learn the alphabet with Janet

The only letters that cow cares about are

K

F

C

[quote] [R193] why you gotta say monkey?

Oh, do you know Jabba? Do you know what Jabba actually looks like? Have we hit a nerve?

F is for FUCK YOU

Ugh, the annoying Jabba troll has crawled out of her hole yet again.

FFd R218 for the blatant racism. This is not the thread for that, honey.

[quote]ugh [R50] a list from 2011, you are so desperate...

Lol, right! Meanwhile, PITCHFORK’s CURRENT review puts two of Janet’s albums in the top ten and only one of HAGdonna’s albums there. That elderly hag needs to stay wherever she is and never come back.

I love seeing the Queen reap the benefit of her icon status this year. Janet is LEGEND.

I have this theory that MJ sung all Janets songs back in the day because if you change the pitch of MJ's music it sounds like Janet singing and vice versa on Janets music change the pitch and boom you've got Michael.

[quote][R212] we already debunked that crowd.

You didn’t debunk a damn thing. That Hershey Stadium crowd was capacity and it was not a festival.

But you tried it.

[quote] Lol, right! Meanwhile, PITCHFORK’s CURRENT review puts two of Janet’s albums in the top ten and only one of HAGdonna’s albums there. That elderly hag needs to stay wherever she is and never come back.

So what, Jabba? It's a list of opinion. We know facts scare you, facts like Janet's last album sold half of what Madonna's last album did. That Madonna's last tour grossed 3x what Janet's did. That Madonna got into the R&RHoF on her first try whereas Janet wasn't even put up for nomination a 2nd time she did so poorly. The fact that Madonna is the best selling female artist of all time while Janet ranks in at a paltry 77.

Remember those, you dumb fuck?

R225 - well aren’t you just one great big pile of stupid? They were siblings. They’ve always sounded similar, eerily so at times. Janet’s song The Great Forever from UNBREAKABLE was noted for Her vocals and how much she sounded like Michael in the verses.

[quote] I love seeing the Queen reap the benefit of her icon status this year.

Yes, too bad Aretha had to die to achieve it. Oh, you meant-

[quote] Janet is LEGEND.

Yes. A legendary flop. The cow still hasn't moved off of 35m views for the new video. Meanwhile Kanye racked up another 6m views in one day and is now up to 62m views in 5 days. And BTS is up to 153m in 2 weeks.

Poor Janet, she will never be Madonna. Not even close. Madonna's stats are facts. She crushes Janet in every conceivable way. It isn't even close. Madonna can do nothing for the rest of her life and Janet will fall further behind.

Britney eclipsed Janet. Both have the same vocal ability with Britney still eclipsing her there.

And Britney started 16 years after Janet and isn't exactly prolific with the recording.

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r232 wow obsessed with Madonna. Why? All Janet threads are about how awful Madonna is. Hmmmmm that speaks volumes. If you can't make the case for your fave without bringing down another, well, yeah.

Meanwhile, Janet is old and her weight fluctuates between obese and almost obese. Why?

Janet concert sales and album sales are LOL compared.

R228, Aretha and her sisters didn’t sound alike...Dionne and DeeDee Warwick either...not even Beonstage and Solange. Janet had auto tune to help her sound like her brother, and she fails at that too. Janet has a weak voice...can’t get around this and pretend she can sing when she can’t....

[quote]Poor Janet, she will never be Madonna.

Yes, and thank God for that!

r234 Even BRITNEY can sing better than Janet. Paula, too. And Paula can dance better. Poor Jan!

The wigger wannabe is the one who bleaches her skin and gets surgery to erase all aspects of her AA heritage! Oh snaps!

JANET, always inspiring the children (and the grandmas)

Princess of Poutine...

So many divas have eclipsed Jan poor Jan is only a lonely thread on DL.

This is how you age gracefully

This is how you age poorly

[quote] [R232] wow obsessed with Madonna. Why? All Janet threads are about how awful Madonna is. Hmmmmm that speaks volumes. If you can't make the case for your fave without bringing down another, well, yeah.

Even with bringing down madonna, Jabba still can't make the case for Janet.

^The JOWLS of life

Nope, Jan can't stand on her own merits. Not even Britney merits. It thinks it is on the same plane as Madonna. I live for its attempts to bring down Madonna as it is hysterical because it knows it is not even close.

Jabba, if you're going to talk to yourself, you have to be faster than that.

The HAG looks like Cane from Poltergeist and the Quaker Oats man at R242.

Britney is now and will forever be nothing more than a second rate, white Janet

R247 WHO? How old are you? How many surgeries does Janet have to have in order to get to the center?

Yet Britney is more relevant and iconic than Janet AND can sing better which isn't saying much.

[quote] Britney is now and will forever be nothing more than a second rate, white Janet

Oh, she'll be one thing more than Janet- Successful

She’s a Janet wannabe alright. She has publicly declared her love for the Queen numerous times, was called little Janet during her tenure on MMC, rips her stage shows directly from Janet concerts and even works out to Janet songs. Her BRITNEY JEAN (lol) album was inspired by Janet’s DAMITA JO down to the title, and she gave an interview saying so.

IMITATOR

I don't remember Britney giving up a baby for Jamie Lynn to raise though.

BritBrit dancing to Janet’s ALL NITE a couple of months ago..

Retard JABBA must have gotten a diluted dose of meth. She's not up to her usual level of cuntery and stupidity.

Madonna hasn't been near a billboard chart in decades.

Her last album was bundled with a new prescription for Boniva.

[quote]Yet Britney is more relevant and iconic than Janet

In her fantasies and in your dreams.

[quote]Her last album was bundled with a new prescription for Boniva.

[quote] “I wanted to be her.” - Britney Jean

Until I realized I was more successful and relevant than her. Now she can go fuck herself with that shit single of hers.

^^U mad?

Countess of Churros.

Janet, Britney, even Paula Abdul are far more relevant than Madonna. Madonna was a novelty act from the 80s, no one has cared for a very long time.

Maybe Baja Fresh can use Made For Now as their new jingle...hahaha

You bitches will miss both Janet and Madonna when they’re gone. Olivia is next on the chopping block. I know you’re all having fun, but it’s true.

R263 speaketh the truth

The troll Janet fan must be a monkey who is an uneducated and idiotic animal with comprehension problems. He can’t even distinguish between dream and reality.

Madonna didn’t have a #1 album after Like A Prayer until 2000s Music. That’s an entire decade of the buying public not giving a fuck. I mean, there was literally a point where she was charting behind the likes of Snoop Dogg. And now, with her latest album debuting at an abysmal #2 behind the Empire soundtrack, we’ve gone right back to square one.

Wow, Lipstick Alley must read the DL.

Also, how basic is Jabba that he stans Madonna?! Talk about queen of the basics. Jabba, you drinking a pumpkin spice latte in your uggs?

[quote] Madonna didn’t have a #1 album after Like A Prayer until 2000s Music. That’s an entire decade of the buying public not giving a fuck. I mean, there was literally a point where she was charting behind the likes of Snoop Dogg. And now, with her latest album debuting at an abysmal #2 behind the Empire soundtrack, we’ve gone right back to square one.

Yeah, thank goodness she sold three times the amount Janet did.

Which pop diva who came to prominence in the ‘80s had a banner 2018 in which she covered numerous magazines, was honored with awards at various ceremonies and had a single that not only made the Hot 100, but garnered tens of millions of YT views over a weekend and was used as the theme of the US Open?

*hint—it wasn’t Madonna.

[quote] Which pop diva who came to prominence in the ‘80s had a banner 2018 in which she covered numerous magazines

One magazine

[quote] was honored with awards at various ceremonies

One Billboard award that resulted in the broadcast's lowest ratings in years.

[quote] and had a single that not only made the Hot 100

for one week and then fell off.

[quote] but garnered tens of millions of YT views over a weekend

Wrong. A few million and has stalled after three weeks, while the likes of BTS and Kanye have pissed all over it

[quote] and was used as the theme of the US Open?

No it wasn't.

Poor Janbot knows nobody currs about Jan

Which pop diva has sold albums 3X what Janet has sold?

What pop diva’s touring has grossed 10X what Janet’s has made?

What pop diva was inducted in the RRHOF whereas Janet is not?

Which pop diva writes her own songs and has the ability to sing live whereas Janet does not?

What pop diva is considered queen of pop whereas Janet can only wish to be one?

Hint: this supermegastar is more successful and popular than Celine, Mariah, Whitney, Beyoncé etc?

Remember when Madonna introduced her publicity-adoptee son David’s dance group doing a routine to her superior rival Janet Jackson’s song Rhythm Nation? Take a gander...

[quote]Wrong. A few million

Try 30. Million.

You said in the first few days, Jabba. Fucking hell, how do you remember to breathe, you're so fucking stupid?

[quote]One magazine

Oh baby, no. Poor thing.

TWO...

THREE...

r275 It is like shooting fish in a barrel. Poor Jan. Her stats are pathetic as her singing voice. Britney even shits on her. What is funny is Janbot shows Brit looked up to Jan. What is tragic is how Brit SURPASSED Jan in every way. Including vocally which isn't much for Jan and her cooing.

Made for Now debuted on YT on a Friday. By Monday, it had already topped 20 million views. And you will deal.

[quote]Which pop diva writes her own songs

Hint: it’s not Madonna

This thread is busier than a Janet Jackson concert with giveaway tickets.

US iTunes #224 Made For Now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

FROM BILLBOARD

Poor Janet. She can’t sing or write her own music. Basically she’s a monkey

r284 You best go read the effusive praise they have heaped on Madonna's songwriting skills. Add to that Nile Rodgers. P Leonard said, and he has worked with BIG songwriters, Madonna was among the very best songwriters he has worked with. Madonna wouldn't work with so many writers if she was hiding her songwriting abilities. A person who writes with the same team for every song, yeah, they hiding something.

That is spilled tea.......

That's the last time I sing with someone whose last top 50 song happened before I was born.

No one, and I hate saying this because of Jay Z, but no one gets nominated for the Songwriters Hall of Fame without the industry viewing them as top of the line songwriters. It is a very small club. They know who cheats and steal credits. You do not get a nom in this club without the club holding you in high esteem. She may be a cunt but Madonna is a talented cunt.

[quote] Made for Now debuted on YT on a Friday. By Monday, it had already topped 20 million views. And you will deal.

Damn, then that's even worse than we thought. 20m views in four days and then another full three weeks for the next 15m. I guarantee this thing won't see 40m ever. What a fucking FLOP!

lol, like R290 is some kind of insider, GTFOOH

r292 read up on it and how they nominate FFS. Oh, right, facts are your garlic.

Janet- no Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and no Songwriters Hall of Fame. She is always in the bridal shower as an alternate, never the brides maid.

Janet is not even a 2nd class citizen. Get in line darling. There is a long line full of artists ahead of you wanting to steal Madonna’s throne: Celine, Beyoncé, Britney, Gaga, Mariah, Ariana, etc.....

Madonna's throne is secure for the foreseeable future. I don't see anyone having the dominance she has had. Madonna was so dominant across the planet. Her stats are one thing. They will not be matched. Her influence and status will not be duplicated, either. We will never have someone who dominates for as thoroughly or as long as Madonna has. There is a reason she is among the names of Elvis, the Beatles and MJ. That kind of phenomenon is once in a trillion.

And Madonna did it while not being a media darling. She got the shit kicked out of her on the regular.

Madonna’s throne is a toilet

r297 She is shitting on Janet! I knew there was actual proof!

[quote]Janet is not even a 2nd class citizen.

No, she’s a first class one and your queen. Now bow down, bitch.

Janet is a 🐒

[quote]I guarantee this thing won't see 40m ever.

You guarantee? Really? Tell you what...when MFN does hit 40 million—and it’s currently at 35 million so it WILL— I will personally create a thread about the new 40 million views status, just for you.

LMAO at Madonna’s adopted son dancing to Janet’s RN—after she introduced the performance! That’s almost as amazing as when The Roots trolled her with a Janet song on Jimmy Fallon!

....

According to R289, Madonna and Daddy Yankee will never collaborate.

THE QUEEN OF POP

THE QUEEN OF POP

Although I was initially skeptical, I have to say that Janet's newest look is really growing on me.

^Whack

Since this monkey mentioned VH1, allow me to show the link to VH1: GREATEST FEMALE SINGERS Of ALL TIME WHERE OF COURSE MADONNA IS #1

This Janet troll’s posts showed me that it’s ability to think is very limited to a monkey level

r309 As voted on by over 400 other musicians. She was also the #1 female from the Greatest of All Time landing at #16, higher than any other female. Also voted on by hundreds of other musicians. They know who is fake and who is the real deal.

^FFd R309/R310 for blatant racism. You’re dismissed.

THE Queen, the greatest

r312 All Janbot's posts drip of racism.

All the racists have 10 minutes to grab your shit and vacate the premises.

QUEEN. EMPRESS. LEGEND. ICON.

QUEEN OF POP, The Megamix

Janet is racist for trying to erase her AA heritage. THAT is racist! So Janet, be gone, you untalented slut!

Why did R307 post a photo of the shit that Madonna took at R297?

US iTunes #270 Made For Now

FLOP HARD 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Janet and Michael only performed together a handful of times. I smile when I see them together here.

Yeah, R307, that was funny when it was posted at R71.

[italic]History hidden from me To hide my identity So I'd never feel I am somebody You've gouged my eyes I see more clearly You've tried to rob My humanity My spirit you tried to break My soul you tried to take There's no need to be afraid Cause I won't do unto you now

Amen All that we've been through Our time has come to rejoice A new agenda's due

Amen It's time to know the truth Our time has come to rejoice A new agenda's due

Because of my gender (no) I've heard no too many times Because of my race I've heard no too many times But with every no I grow in strenght That is why AFRICAN AMERICAN woman I stand tall with pride

You want to know what it takes To rid yourself of me now There's nothing you can do Accept me for who I am now

Amen All that we've been through Our time has come to rejoice A new agenda's due

Amen It's time to know the truth Our time has come to rejoice A new agenda's due[/italic]

—Janet Jackson, NEW AGENDA

Things started to get out of hanD when the Janet troll dared to compare her idol to the ultimate queen of pop Madonna.

[quote] FFd [R309]/[R310] for blatant racism. You’re dismissed.

So you're admitting you're black, Jabba? Because we have no idea, so how you gonna call racism?

US iTunes #270 Made For Now

YES #270 😲

R323, I don't know that I'd be bragging about the song.

First, Janet has hardly lived a life of oppression.

Second, she admits: "You want to know what it takes to rid yourself of me now." She shouldn't brag that lots of people want her to go away.

[quote]dared to compare her idol to the ultimate queen of pop Madonna.

There is no comparison. Janet will always be prettier, younger, and infinitely more talented in every conceivable artistic way.

Oh, and she’s an Oscar nominee, something that Madonna will NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER be.

Madonna is the budget Cindi Lauper.

😂 monkey can’t think

EVER.

[quote]Madonna is the budget Cindi Lauper.

Yass!

Once u r monkey 🐵, always a monkey. U can’t compete with human

Monkey Jabba likes talking to itself.

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

True Colors, All Through the Night and Tme After Time are superior anything on MANdonna’s first three albums.

POOr little monkey now it uses another nobody to compare that poor thing to madonna

Girls just wanna have fun is my favorite Madonna song, its her at her best

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Madonna stole a lot of her ideas/style from Brooke Hogan

LOL R338. Personally, I prefer She Bop.

Cyndi is incredibly talented, and like Madonna, has been able to have a successful 35 year+, winning Grammys, a Tony and an Emmy.

Janet's career essentially died in 2004 and has never recovered.

If Madonna has a Tony then I am the pigmy Queen

Madonna doesn't even have a People's choice award

Now that we know what we know about Les Moonves’s machinations, that whole “Janet’s career died in 2004” mantra can effectively be put to rest.

What’s people choice award? Is it as big as Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

According to monkeys/animals, it is

[quote] If Madonna has a Tony then I am the pigmy Queen

No, the pygmy queen knows how to read (and spell her own name). I said Cyndi had a title.

[quote] Now that we know what we know about Les Moonves’s machinations, that whole “Janet’s career died in 2004” mantra can effectively be put to rest.

Oh, Jabba, shut up. Les Moonves can't do anything to a recording artist's career.

Madonna’s Grammys are made of fool’s gold. They’re called FAUXmmys in Detroit.

Brooke Hogan circa 2006

Madonna circa 2018

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Oh, but he can R347. He had power over multiple media companies as head of CBS, and effectively sought to destroy Janet’s career by blacklisting her from radio and tv and attempting to block her book deal.

Is that Dennis Rodman’s ass rot stuck in Madonna’s teeth at R350?

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

White women age horribly, and HAGATHAdonna is living proof.

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they r animals

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Brooke Hogan's biggest fan

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Papa Don’t Preach was a cute little ditty, but it was better when Sam Harris did it two years before with Sugar Don’t Bite.

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

The racist is a triggered loon.

Monkeys don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

White women age horribly, and HAGATHAdonna is living proof.

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

White women age horribly, and HAGATHAdonna is living proof.

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

White women age horribly, and HAGATHAdonna is living proof.

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

White women age horribly, and HAGATHAdonna is living proof.

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Yes ANIMALS THE LOWEST CLASS IN THE SOCIETY

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Yes ANIMALS THE LOWEST CLASS IN THE SOCIETY

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Yes ANIMALS THE LOWEST CLASS IN THE SOCIETY

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Yes ANIMALS THE LOWEST CLASS IN THE SOCIETY

MONKEYS don’t have the ability to think or reason bc they are ANIMALS

Yes ANIMALS THE LOWEST CLASS IN THE SOCIETY

^Go away, Madonna! This is worse than when you referred to your crotch fruit as #DIS NIGGA on social media!

White women age horribly, and HAGATHAdonna is living proof.

No wonder Jabba loves Janet's new song. Daddy Yankee is almost as big of a homophobe as Jabba is.

Janbot is musically illiterate.

Janet takes a break while filming her upcoming video. I wish she'd form a trio with Rebbie and LaToya.

Janet wowed ‘em in London yesterday.

There were gay rumors anout DY a few years ago when this photo was spread on the net. He dunked it, but not in a homophobic way, saying that it’s not him in the pic and he’s not gay but that he has associates who are.

He *debunked* them.

[quote] Jabba, you drinking a pumpkin spice latte in your uggs?

JABBA's far too busy during her Starbucks shift to drink any of the shit she has to make.

[quote]Janet wowed ‘em in London yesterday.

By leaving, R396?

Funny, I haven't heard a word about her half filled show in London where tickets were going for a mere 12.99 GBP

Is this thread all just the one crazy talking to itself??

Yeah, Jabba probably just takes one more bump then posts up a storm.

The one spouting JABBA (?) all the time is the one who does all the bumping.

That's one more week than you'll ever have.

R401, i know it's strange that Madonna has adopted the english accent, but the people in London could care less about here and basically give away her tickets.

I heard Theresa May made it mandatory for all Londoners to attend Janet's show under penalty of death.

Boy, I'll sure miss all those Londoners.

R32 Please find yourself another website to post on.

I agree with R32.

From Billboard Magazine:

[quote] “Made For Now” arrives with 3.7 million U.S. streams and 20,000 downloads sold in its first full tracking week (ending Aug. 23), according to Nielsen Music

Wasn't Jabba touting 20m views in the first three days? So where did that inflated number from YouTube come from? Is it possible there's some sort of bot being used to do fake streams and Nielsen discounted them? Jabba's probably sitting in the library putting the video on autoplay.

36 mill

Janet did not flop, bitches.

Really, R412? Tell us how.

That bitch fell off the charts and smacked the ground HARD!!!

R410, He never said that. He always said the current number.

You're being more ridiculous than usual.

Jabba's stalker has 52 posts in this thread so far which is 1/8th of all of the posts.

Jabba's Stalker is more obsessed with Jabba than Jabba is with demeaning Madonna.

Sad.

[quote] [R410], He never said that. He always said the current number. You're being more ridiculous than usual.

Oh really? Here's R283's quote.

[quote] Made for Now debuted on YT on a Friday. By Monday, it had already topped 20 million views. And you will deal.

You're being more wrong than usual.

It wasn't a flop, it was a straight-on nose dive.

[quote] Jabba's stalker has 52 posts in this thread so far which is 1/8th of all of the posts.

And Jabba has the other 7/8 of the posts on this thread.

Currently #275 on ITunes chart. 🤣

“Made for Now” chart trajectory.

Dismal.

Will Baja Fresh even want her cooing at their franchises?

go marry another millionaire honey

yo records and concerts don't sell

u need a nap babe

New Thread:

OP? Why do you have to do this to Janbot?

[quote] OP? Why do you have to do this to Janbot?

Because the cunt has to learn to face the truth.

Jamie Lee traps Michael Myers in her basement and sets him on fire. All three Strode women survive.

she uses so much bleach on her face that she

bought stock in Clorox....

r71 through r74 made me laugh my ass off. If there were awards on DL you guys would all be nominated.

Janet’s having a banner year receiving awards, covering magazines, charting on the Hot 100, playing to massive crowds and being revered through things like #JanetJacksonAppreciationDay and various media outlets giving her the props she deserves, and the bitter diseased fags in here continue to be pressed about it.

[quote] Janet’s having a banner year receiving awards

A Billboard award. Wow. And on their lowest rated broadcast EVER.

[quote] covering magazines

Again- Billboard, trying to rustle up some excitement about this sow. (Tried and failed.)

[quote] charting on the Hot 100

For one week in the anus of the chart.

[quote] playing to massive crowds

Who were at a festival to see other acts. Her tour couldn't even make it onto Boxscore ONCE.

[quote] and being revered through things like #JanetJacksonAppreciationDay and various media outlets giving her the props she deserves,

There goes Jabba and its fan fiction again.

[quote] and the bitter diseased fags in here continue to be pressed about it.

That's right ladies and gentlemen. The next time Jabba calls you a racist, remember its coming out of the mount of an ignorant homophobe.

Preach, R431.

I just want to know what the voodoo community and the Nefertiti worshippers have to say about this.

Janet has enraged the collective souls of both groups.

[quote]Preach, [R431].

Preach? About what, being embarrassingly wrong?

Janet has been honored with several awards this year, including Billboard, BMI and Radio Disney (an award that is now named after her).

As for those magazines, she was on the covers of Billboard, Essence and is on the October issue of In Style magazine, which you and the douche-nozzle at R431 already knew.

And yes, she at least made the Hot 100, which is something none of her contemporaries have been able to do as of late (ahem-Madonna-ahem). That her new video hit 30 million views in less than a week and is on its way to 40 mill is only a plus.

And not every show she played this summer was a festival, sweetheart. She’s actually been packing audiences with this new tour since it began last fall, on top of getting stellar reviews, BOTH of which you already knew.

#JanetJacksonAppreciationDay is only fiction in your puny little mind. Here in the real world, it trended all day on twitter higher than the SuperBowl itself, and basically usurped Justina’s Timberbitch’s travesty of a halftime show fail.

There's JanBot, lying again. Janet hasn't packed audiences since last fall, her own box office receipts show she only sold out about 75% of tickets the first leg of the tour. Live Nation is hiding the numbers for this years leg because they're just as bad.

As for singles, Janet hasn't had a Top 10 US since 2001. Madonna's last US Top 10 single was 2012.

The last single Madonna released in the US was in 2015 and it peaked at #84 Hot 100 and #1 dance chart. Janet's most recent was this year and it peaked at #88 Hot 100 and #16 Adult R&B (the old people chart).

Over the last decade, Madonna released 11 singles in the US, 5 charted on the US Hot 100, 2 of them went Top 10, almost all went to #1 on the dance chart. One went #1 in multiple countries and is one of her biggest selling singles overall. 3 more went #1 in other countries, 5 went Top 10 in multiple other countries. Almost all were certified platinum or gold in at least one country

Over the last FIFTEEN years, Janet released 13 singles in the US, 3 charted on the US Hot 100, none went Top 10, only 4 charted in more than 1 other country, 2 charted in one other country, no #1s or Top 10s elsewhere. Her only #1 anywhere was 1 song on the US Adult R&B. None were certified platinum, gold or anything else.

So even putting a thumb on the scale for Janet, Madonna is far more successful in the US and by far worldwide, up to present day.

Fatass stalled at some 37 million . . .

. . .And BTS is at 500 MILLION

Eminem's "Killshot" is at 85 million in 5 days. "Bitch I"m Madonna" is at 280 million views. And JanBot still thinks 37 million on youtube is something to brag about.

Janet's last video "Dammn Baby" is at 8 million views. "No Sleeep" is at 20 million.

Saaad.

Kanye's newest hit 128m views in 12 days.

her expenses out weigh her income, even with prince $$$$

she begs at the shrine of her momma

sad

alas, they all still sucking on the teat of JACKO

[quote] Janet's last video "Dammn Baby" is at 8 million views. "No Sleeep" is at 20 million.

So it sounds like if Daddy Yankee wasn't on the track, it would have probably gotten somewhere between 14-16m views.

Dammmmmmn Baby.

Flop, flop. Fizz, fizz.

nicki minaj 26 million

Madonna's "Bitch I'm Madonna", she put all celebrities in the video to get views. pathetic. Also, 3 years old.

jabba's hate for janet is bordering psychotic at this point. get a grip. janet's not worried about her views, why are you?

MFN IS A MAKOR FLOP currently #304 on ITunes chart, WHIXH IS REALLY SHITTY.

It however is doing than Marifat’s new single GTFO, #176 only after a few days. Both of these has beens should retire already

where's madonna on the chart r445?

Jabba's still trying to hand off its name to someone else. But just like Janet's last seven albums and 15 singles, nobody wants it.

R44 Madonna has not released a NEW SINGLE since 2016. Do you understand or do you have a difficulty with reading comprehension?

R444 "she put all celebrities in the video to get views"

Oh, like Janet did with Daddy Yankee? Daddy Yankee whose own videos are in the hundreds of millions of views?

Meanwhile, Madonna has a slew of videos that surpass 40 million views. Janet doesn't--MFN is her highest official music video total.

JANET'S SUPPORTER

IS

JANBOT

IS

JABBA

I'm at the club and the DJ is playing MADE FOR NOW and it Is PACKING the dancefloor. The DJ keeps playing it over and over--the crowd cant get enough! "MADE FOR NOW!" they chant and scream each time it ends. They want it, over and over and over again! I'm dancing as I type!

JanBot at the club:

Hey Janbot, 2018 is the year of Janet, don't let Jabba and the other haters ruin it, they're just shook.

Hey R453, stop trying to give away your name. It's never worked and it never will.

r454, Janbot is the Janet expert/superfan. Jabba is Janbot's nemesis. I am neither.

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA is Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA is Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA is Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA is Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Looking pretty fucking fabulous here, not fat, no triangular nostrils.

that makes no sense r456, Janbot already has a nickname. Jabba is the one who always posts Madonna's inflated tour numbers.

lol, yeah it's amazing what they can do in post....exhibit A

Exhibit B

exhibit C

That your mother didn't abort you is what makes no sense, R458. The story has been explained before quite clearly. Jabba is another nickname for Janbot. It's not hard to understand. Many people have nicknames; do you tell them their nicknames make no sense? Jabba is a second name for the sloth that is Janbot.

You can keep protesting R462, but you ARE Jabba. Twist the story any way you want, but Janbot is Janbot, and you are Jabba, simple.

Janbot/JABBA tries.

Janbot/JABBA fails.

Janbot/JABBA will always fail.

Exhibit 1: busted nose

Exhibit 2: busted tits

Exhibit 3: escaping eyebrows

Exhibit 4: bad skin and Joker smile

R463 is PRESSED. Must be Jabba upset she can't get rid of that name.

Jabba: Janet looks a good 30 years younger than Madonna in every photo you posted, btw, real original...yawn.

Several posts from back in Nov. 2014 referring to JanBot as JABBA.

But you tried it.

While Madonna is Chanel, Janet is GAP

white Janet is youthful, Madonna is Boniva

Does anybody know where Janet is on any Billboard or iTunes charts this week?

While Madonna is exclusive to Barneys, Janey is eBay.

R474, she's definitely ahead of Madonna, like usual

R474, here she is number 16. Of course you will deflect and say this isn't a "real" chart, even though you asked for "any" billboard chart :/

Yannit Yacksin? She no coochie-coo. She coochie-cow!

^ More lies by JanBot. Janet is not on any iTunes chart right now. Madonna is. The 4 Minutes video is on the music video chart.

its billboard dummy

Idiot, R474 asked if Janet was on any Billboard OR iTunes chart. You lied and said she's definitely ahead of Madonna "like usual." Madonna, who hasn't released anything this year, is on the music video chart with a 10 year old song, while Janet is not on any iTunes chart. And as I pointed out at R435, the "like usual" part was an even bigger lie.

Madonna is Chanel, Janet is H&M

Madonna will and always be much much more popular, successful than the uglier one.

R&B chart = C listed / Has Been Chart

R481 is so full of shit AND is awful to look at. Madonna is not on the "music video chart" on itunes. Lies/fake news. Just checked the top 200 and that Justin Timberlake video is nowhere.

R483, so predictable, you ask for any billboard chart, show you she is #16 on a legitimate chart and then the chart is "C" list. Corny.

After falling like a rock the ITunes chart at #384 and selling 20 copies, it failed to chart on HOT 100 but did land on the R&B has been/C listed / has been chart 😂

it charted on the hot 100 R486....fact check please

other "C List" artists on that R&B chart: Drake, Janelle Monae and Mary J. Blige

JanBot at R484, I realize you are incapable of NOT lying, but you need to try harder with stuff that's so easy to disprove. The iTunes music video chart doesn't even go to 200, so you can't even pretend to check it without failing. And yes, Madonna is currently on it.

lol r489, you truly are a moron, check your itunes app dummy

Sure thing JanBot. Meanwhile you better contact iTunes and ask why your app doesn't match their site.

R491, oh Jabba, you are so....simple

R471 exposes who the real Jabba is, but keep trying JanBot. It's fun watching you fail over and over.

Tell us again about the iTunes "pop" chart, LOL.

lol, oh Jabba old girl, you just go ahead and refer to your Billboard Magazine for all the latest hits,

uses so much bleach on her skin

Clorox gives her a lifetime supply

bitch don't bleach that baby !!!!

Janbot/Jabba gettin' PWNED on this thread.

You mad, Jabbs?

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

No need to repeat yourself R497. Just look at post #33 in this thread from Nov. 2014 where JanBot admits he's Jabba:

oh R498, you'll always be Jabba to us

[quote] Moonves wanted Janet and Justin to grovel an apology to him personally. Justin did so

And we all know what that means

bitch uses so much bleach

she shits white turds...

[R450], im confused

Here's something simple for you to understand, R502: JANET JACKSON IS A HAS-BEEN.

R472, Gap is the best!

Madonna actually IS Gap (in 2003)!

I'm glad this song is dead. Nobody will know I was involved. I did it for charity.

HAGdonna’s last Hot 100 #1 was in 2000. Janet’s last Hot 100 #1 was in 2001 (and it was also the longest running Hot 100 #1 that year).

Janet has the more recent Hot 100 #1. Janet wins.

Lol at the dipshit who posted that pitiful clip of Madonna hawking her face cream or perfume or whatever as some kind of evidence that she looks good. One quick look at her IG page tells a different tale.

that was Jabba jabba'ing r508

[quote]Over the last FIFTEEN years,

Madonna has fallen down the steps at the Brit Awards, performed/presented not one, not two, but three failed tributes to artists who are actually legendary, has been banned from the BBC, has tried her hand at directing a movie 😂 and failed horribly, has embarrassed herself an innumerable amount of times on social media (#Dis Nigga, etc.), has been rebuffed onstage by Drake in the most embarassing way, has, with the aid of modern plastic surgery, transformed herself from being a mediocre looking middle aged white woman to an unrecognizable lion lady...

[quote]that was Jabba jabba'ing [R508]

Indeed.

[quote]Janbot

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Guess we can’t polish a Janbot turd

R510, don't forget about the rat incident...filthy

Madonna never hawked Baja Fresh though. So she wins over Janet in my book.

R515, Janet never did either, so your argument is a moot point.

I will say at least J never got so desperate as to show up in the rite aid circular advertising coupons for Boniva.

[quote] I will say at least J never got so desperate as to show up in the rite aid circular advertising coupons for Boniva.

You mean as desperate as you with this post, Jabba? Or trying to give away your nickname, which will stick to you until you die?

Lol R516! And ewww, I’d forgotten about the rat debacle.

Madonna's house is as filthy as her cooch

I don't know why Jabba drags Janet for her Baja Fresh campaign. I loved it as a kid.

Madonna has rats.

janet j uses so much bleach on her cooch

her clit is transparent...

When you sit upon a futon, Do you leave behind a crouton? --unreleased single from the "lost" sibling Vagisil Jackson

[quote] Lol [R516]! And ewww, I’d forgotten about the rat debacle.

How could you? You just posted it and now you're commenting on your own post. Like you always do.

R524 is delusional

Janet playing a private event tomorrow with Metallica. Madonna could NEVER!

[quote]Janbot

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Janet's supporter is Janbot is JABBA

Ooh, METALLICA!

How very has-been that shall be!

*rolls eyes*

This black has been bitch sell the least of all divas and her tour has always been a major flop. Bitch had not even nominated for the RRHOF. She’s a fucking loser

*sold

R528, i saw Metallica in the same Stadium that Taylor Swift/Beyonce/Ed Sheeran just played, wouldn't say they're has beens. Now if she was playing opposite Madonna, then you'd have a point.

I remember my sister and I singing along with Janet's Baja Fresh commercials when we lived in California. She and I were just talking about it last week. It's unfair to blast Janet for doing those commercials. Were they hight art? No. Were they even The Velvet Rope ? No. But they bring back good memories for my sister and I as kids so I appreciate it. Though to be honest I'm not a big fan of Baja Fresh.

I like Janet, I really do. It’s her fanatics with their misinformed statements that make me hate her and despise her fans

[quote]I like Janet, I really do.

Ewwww!! Why??

Poor R532 is living in Delusionville.

R529 is racist and wrong. Janet has been nominated for the RNRHOF.

da girl uses so much bleach on her face

its delivered to her house in oil tankers....

R536 so why wasn’t she inducted? B/c she’s NOBODY

R535/R536

JABBA’s posting while sitting on the toilet.

JABBA’s Shitter Posts.

You shouldn’t do that, JABBA. You leave the best of you swirling in the toilet.

she bleach so much

her turdys taste like cloroxa fecala….

Janet is legend and you all will deal.

[quote] Janet is legend and you all will deal.

She totally is. She legendarily bankrupted a state fair.

I mean, Madonna never did that! So fuck off, haters!

[quote]Janet is legend and you all will deal

Well. Now that JABBA’s posted that declarative statement we all should shut up.

Kiss my ass, retard JABBA.

Janet about to hit 40 Million views on youtube, congrats queen of pop/rock/rnb. make those private event coins tonight with metallica, another relevant iconic artist.

BTS: 507,160,383 views

Suck on that, JABBA.

Jabba is such a BTS fan, kinda creepy

Kanye & Lil Pump- 172m views in 2 weeks. The video has also been parodied on the Late Show w/ James Corden, proof it's seeped into the consciousness of the country. And that parody video has 5m views.

Janet- 38m views in 7 weeks.

Sorry, Jabba- the bitch flopped. You would think you'd be used to it by now.

Jabba at R547 - fake numbers

Deflection’s not going to work, JABBA/R546.

Aww, look. J abba's trying to give away its name again. And again. And again. But it's stuck to you, Jabba. Forever.

Jabba is the Papa John of Janet's brand.

BT-who? Never heard of ‘em.

Janet Jackson? Never heard of her.

bleaches her cunty cunt so often its

ON FIRE!

Madonna? The Boniva lady?

JABBA? Who is Janbot? Who is the Janet-obsessed cunt?

40 Million youtube views....flop where, i don't see her? nice try jabba!

Aww, look. Jabba's trying to give away its name again. And again. And again. But it's stuck to you, Jabba. Forever.

Aww, look. Jabba's trying to give away its name again. And again. And again. But it's stuck to you, Jabba. Forever.

Aww, look. Jabba's trying to give away its name again. And again. And again. But it's stuck to you, Jabba. Forever.

Don't forget to catch the queen of pop, Janet Jackson headlining the Global Citizens Festival with the Weeknd tomorrow on MSNBC

More like a queen of flop. She’s way behind in sales and touring compared to Whitney Mariah Celine Britney Beyoncé to be even considered princess of pop

Jabba at R560 with the fake news again....beyonce, lol, as if.

Queen of pop, queen of headlining festivals and queen of summer smash hits. Madonna is shook.

R561=JABBA

R560=not JABBA

Queen of Baja Fresh!

Janet is a queen of Turd and we all know that can’t polish a turd

JANET'S SUPPORTER

IS

JANBOT

IS

JABBA

The Queen Reigns

The crowd is going nuts in anticipation for Janet. Special performance of Made For Now tonight.

Janelle Monae killing it, like a young Janet

Janet wowing the crowd as I type!

10 people R570.

I hate the anti Janet bitch who's obsessed on the DL and am normally Team Janbot.

But I have to say, that NYC concert.....boy, Janet looked and sounded rough there.

Even her lip syncing was bad today.

Rough as guts.

R572 - R574 is jabba jabba'ing. Janet is getting rave reviews for her perfomance, as usual

Post em R575. Let's see all these rave reviews because it didn't look good in that video.

Where are all those RAVE reviews R575?

No rave reviews huh? Figures.

Jabba being double desperate- trying to give its name away AGAIN and claiming more non-existent plaudits for Janet.

R575/JABBA keeps trying to deflect that she's not JANBOT.

FAIL

FAIL

FAIL

JANET'S SUPPORTER

IS

JANBOT

IS

JABBA

The show looked more like the weekly Zumba class that Janet attends.

They showed reaction shots of the crowd totally losing their shit for The Weeknd, but it was more polite applause for Janet.

she slipped and almost fell cause the bleach was drippin off her beige face.

drip drip drip

geta grip geta grip geta grip grip grip.

sorry girls, i know youve been waiting, but i was at the Janet show at Mohegan

another

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KNOW ^^ b/c i know jabba likes to latch on to spelling and grammar errors to make its point....

She honored dead family members? By the looks of that plastic surgery it must have been the Vietcong.

R581, Jabba, just wondering, the weeknd walking back and forth across the stage for an hour and yelling "SING" to the crowd was entertaining to you?

Jabba is Janbot is Janet's one and only fan who keeps trying (and failing) to give away its name.

I am the Earth Mother and she is a [bold]FLOP!!![/bold]

Queen of Festivals and glowing reviews

Please consider, R591, that the audience was "stunned" because they didn't know the part of Janet Jackson was being played by Li'l Kim at today's concert.

She looks terrible. What happened to her nose?!

Looks like People has also been infected by the "Janet stuns" malady.

Jabba, you do understand that People is on Janet's payroll. She's using half her divorce settlement to get them to write these little puff pieces. And they ONLY wind up on People.com, never the real magazine. I'd bet a million no one from People was even there.

Hello!

Goodbye.

Well hello there.

She’s fat.

Janbot