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Kimberly Guilfoyle hides fat, menopausal torso and legs, making super duck face selfie next to unidentified animal entrails

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by Anonymousreply 44October 2, 2018 11:57 PM

But who is the woman on the left?

by Anonymousreply 1September 9, 2018 12:31 PM

An alligator and a pig. That doesn't look appetizing.

by Anonymousreply 2September 9, 2018 12:33 PM

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by Anonymousreply 3September 9, 2018 12:34 PM

She looks like she's 58 trying to pass for 40. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 4September 9, 2018 12:39 PM

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by Anonymousreply 5September 9, 2018 12:39 PM

Could she be pregnant?

by Anonymousreply 6September 9, 2018 12:46 PM

Funny that R6 mentions pregnancy because if she were to produce Fredo’s demon spawn, that tray of rotting meat is what I imagine the inside of her festering womb would appear as it approaches term.

by Anonymousreply 7September 9, 2018 12:52 PM

As an eldergay, I remember when she was married to that weak piece of shit Gavin Newsom. They were both unabashed starfuckers at the time. Happy to see she has hit the bottom of the shit barrel both by looks and karma wise. What. A. Dump.

by Anonymousreply 8September 9, 2018 1:09 PM

R8, remember the starfucker pix of the two taken at the Getty mansion? The pretentious Plump Jack Restaurant? Two barf worthy, trashy people.

by Anonymousreply 9September 9, 2018 1:17 PM

R9 why yes I do! They were so fucking gross. They both still are.

by Anonymousreply 10September 9, 2018 1:19 PM

Nothing in that photo looks appetizing.

by Anonymousreply 11September 9, 2018 1:21 PM

At least the beard camouflages his weak chin.

by Anonymousreply 12September 9, 2018 1:27 PM

Seriously, why would a grown woman pose like that next to a vomit inducing trough of animal guts. That is is just plain mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 13September 9, 2018 1:30 PM

She was an unworthy receptacle of Gavin Newsome’s semen.

by Anonymousreply 14September 9, 2018 1:39 PM

Well r14, now that she’s Humperdoo’s consort, that’s no longer an issue.

by Anonymousreply 15September 9, 2018 1:46 PM

She's hideous.

by Anonymousreply 16September 9, 2018 1:48 PM

She really is a starfucker who will do anything for attention -- 15 years ago she was attending gay rights events and playing the good little center-left political wife, but when she decided she could make more money as an alt-right talking head, that's what she did.

She has no real beliefs of her own, of course. And when the shit hits the fan with the chinless, unloved Tangerine Jr., she'll blab all over about it.

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by Anonymousreply 17September 9, 2018 1:48 PM

A witch at a cauldron

by Anonymousreply 18September 9, 2018 1:54 PM

I’ll bet those lips have been wrapped around more cock than even the most whorish WEHO slut.

by Anonymousreply 19September 9, 2018 1:58 PM

[quote]Kimberly Guilfoyle

Nazi Cunt

by Anonymousreply 20September 9, 2018 1:58 PM

Yeah, the Plump Jack thing and Gavin's issues with alcohol... Here's the infamous, vomitous pic, though not nearly as vomit-inducing as anything she's done recently. Taken at the Getty's Pacific Heights mansion.

I have no idea what his relationship with them is now. At least they're not anywhere near Trump level gauche, and Newsom had a relationship with the Gettys since he was a kid. His father was their lawyer and close adviser, who famously delivered ransom to the Red Brigades when they kidnapped J. Paul III in the early '70s (he had his ear cut off as evidence of kidnapping). He wasn't quite a hanger on, but considered part of the family

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by Anonymousreply 21September 9, 2018 2:03 PM

[quote]She has no real beliefs of her own, of course.

Pirro is the same way. When she was DA of westchester county she ran on the republican ticket but was very liberal on the issues and prosecution because that’s what her voters wanted to see. She turned that faucet right off and went full retard on Fox because that’s what viewers want to see.

by Anonymousreply 22September 9, 2018 2:06 PM

All of that rotting flesh later went straight into her distended abdomen.

She’s not getting any sexual gratification from Humperdoo so she takes her sensual pleasure where she can get it.

by Anonymousreply 23September 9, 2018 2:09 PM

Apparently she doesn't care for men who have a chin.

by Anonymousreply 24September 9, 2018 2:20 PM

R21 Don't forget their coke years! I remember seeing him high as fuck on KTVU in those "on the street" interviews, Clutching on his starfuck/buck "coffee" cup like his life depended on it. Pupils blown for days.

by Anonymousreply 25September 9, 2018 2:22 PM

It's just post-abortion weight.

by Anonymousreply 26September 9, 2018 2:26 PM

[quote]All of that rotting flesh later went straight into her distended abdomen.

She's had far worse things in her mouth, I'm sure, but would she really eat hillbilly grub and swallow? I know, all the questions....

[quote][R21] Don't forget their coke years! I remember seeing him high as fuck on KTVU in those "on the street" interviews, Clutching on his starfuck/buck "coffee" cup like his life depended on it. Pupils blown for days.

I didn't know about the coke years. I'm a native Sacramentan and moved back to my hometown well after his mayoral years, so I never got to see that footage. I read about about his visits to police shootings when he arrived drunk. Even if I'd seen coked out footage, I don't think I'd be able to recognize it (strictly cannabis and didn't know any coke folks), but, I can totally understand it.

Worse was his affair with his best friend/adviser's city employee wife, who later went on to get City Hall compensation for some sort of a disability (only heard of for life-threatening or terminal illnesses for city employees). Being his fuck toy, I guess she qualified. And then the story about his alleged rehab with his "friend" Mimi Silbert at Delancy Street, where apparently a good part of his "therapy" consisted of talking about when he could start drinking again.

I know this is quite a sour grapes and slanted article, by our curmudgeon Marcos Breton, but it kind of makes sense

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by Anonymousreply 27September 9, 2018 2:44 PM

OP's photo makes me happy to be a vegetarian AND a democrat.

by Anonymousreply 28September 9, 2018 2:51 PM

She can't hide her excessive nosehair, no matter how many trimmers she breaks in the process.

by Anonymousreply 29September 9, 2018 3:28 PM

Her taint has 2 o'clock shadow.

by Anonymousreply 30September 9, 2018 3:41 PM

Shame on you, R29. I enlarged and kept looking for offending follicles and found none, Please enlighten me with another photo, if you can...

by Anonymousreply 31September 9, 2018 3:49 PM

picture screams sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 32September 9, 2018 4:02 PM

Sick picture with sick people

by Anonymousreply 33September 9, 2018 4:08 PM

The late Roger Ailes did name her the "Puerto Rican whore" despite being half-Irish on her cop dad's side. Her mom was hardly "puta" material as a grade school teacher. Maybe her mom had a Scarleta O'Hara moment, "I will never eat turnips/radishes/cabbage, ever again, or be the wife of a lowly public servant EVAH!

by Anonymousreply 34September 9, 2018 4:20 PM

How very Republican

by Anonymousreply 35September 9, 2018 4:56 PM

Wouldn't red people outside of certain southern states be grossed out by the notion of an alligator or snake being dished up at a "fundraiser" they paid good money for? DJR and Kimbers probably couldn't pull this off anywhere but there, and even many natives would be squeamish.

by Anonymousreply 36September 9, 2018 6:16 PM

Somebody should hunt the two of them down, kill them & serve them at a CPAC meeting

by Anonymousreply 37September 9, 2018 10:38 PM

R22 Oh god no! Everyone knows you NEVER go full retard.

by Anonymousreply 38September 12, 2018 1:59 PM

Is that what her plastic surgeon removed from her (still) deformed face?

by Anonymousreply 39September 12, 2018 2:37 PM

Little Donnie Trump is bragging that he and Kreepy Kimberly are "the most googled couple in the Universe" and of course Kunty Kimberly would take a job in the West Wing if she was called upon to do so. I've LOL'd all through this thread because I remember when she first hit NYC. She took up with Eric Villency who was a friend of a friend. His family had furniture money and he was handsome (like all her stooges) but they had to close their flagship store and reorganize during the recession and as fast as you can say "Next!" she was off to another victim. Kim's done a lot of guys (and done a lot of guys dirt) in the years since then.

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by Anonymousreply 40October 2, 2018 11:20 PM

Donnie is so Fredo.

by Anonymousreply 41October 2, 2018 11:30 PM

Menopause has really bitch-slapped this cunt HARD!!

by Anonymousreply 42October 2, 2018 11:32 PM

Is she with child? Get those millions girl.

by Anonymousreply 43October 2, 2018 11:37 PM

[quote][R22] Oh god no! Everyone knows you NEVER go full retard.

It’s simply not done.

by Anonymousreply 44October 2, 2018 11:57 PM
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