Built Comedian Evan Williams

He posts a fair amount of gym photos

Ya he's pretty hot. I don't see any evidence he's funny

He's being self-deprecating to undercut his looks, which is rather insufferable. That's gay comic Matteo Lane on the right.

Hot bro 💪🏾

He is constantly promoting up and coming comedians. I respect people like that in any industry

Gayer than Christmas.

I think he's married?

I have seen him once or twice on comedy central. He's very hot

Extremely hot and chill

looks ginger-adjacent....pass

He should give up on comedy and go into porn. I can help him practice.

He's actually pretty damn good at voices

And he has a great body

even looks good in clothes!

His website says hes a "sober" comedian. Is that a thing now?

Maybe he’ll go the Wesley Woods route to gay porn?

R15 that usually means the person dealt with drug addiction or alcoholism in the past.

"Sober" comedians definitely aren't a thing

He was stealing from his own mother to support his drug habit. He was extremely fucked up.

Matteo is his roommate.

R18 oh shit! Give us details

He and Matteo work out together a lot

R20, look up Matteo’s podcast Inside the Closet with Evan on it. He’s open about all the horrible shit he did when he was on drugs, mainly coke, I think. Matteo is awful to him, too, saying things like, “Do you ever think you’ll do drugs again?” when they’re home alone just to fuck with him. They’re relationship is pretty hilarious. Matteo is Evan’s best friend and also closest gay friend. Not sure if he’s married or engaged. He has a girl, though. Some Spanish chick.

His web site says he is married.

Being a bodybuilder is a sure ticket to success for a comedian!

If you're touring, I guess the gym would be the healthy pastime - especially if you channel that addiction energy into becoming a sloppy whore. I think all good looking comedians should be sloppy whores (gay or straight).

I have some very close straight friends. Some are pretty hot and I can usually avoid crushing on them seriously.

I don't think I could workout with them though. I'd get too worked up and feel uncomfortable

Have you seen Matteo’s boyfriend??! I mean, Evan’s fine, but Matteo’s bf is gay porn material.

In shape = Yes.

Some good voice imitations = Yes.

Funny comedian..... haven't seen it yet.

Then hook him up with a mildly funny cable tv series, Judgy R28.

[quote] Then hook him up with a mildly funny cable tv series, Judgy [R28].

Why? That's his own responsibility, not anyone else's.

R30, I know for a FACT that many of you posters could afford to murder someone and purchase an acquittal several times over.

There's no reason why you shouldn't do this for the child. Your pinched lips age you. They do.

Drinking heavily again while posting, r31? Tsk, tsk, tsk....

Some of his Instagram captions are pretty funny. I've also seen him do those mini roasts on comedy central and he was really good.

Here's him roasting for a competition

Christmas isn't gay, r6. It's the least gay thing in the world, in fact.

I listened to the podcast and I applaud him for being so open about his addiction. He and Matteo play off each other well

I'd enjoy his comedic take on a flesh jack demo video. Maybe while Matteo works his nipples.

Does he lick dick?

Looks like he wears a hairpiece.

As long as he leaves it on when he licks dick, I can live with a hairpiece.

It's just that standard white bro haircut. I actually think he rocks it better than most

He "rocks" it?

Sexy.

Lol sorry, maybe that's Boston slang. The hairstyle suits him better than most imo

Rocks it is American slang. How could anyone be unaware of it?

The only comedy here is that thing that passes for his hairstyle.

I'm not unaware of it. I'm not unaware of how stupid it sounds, either.

I’m sure a lot or many more people think the things you say are stupid or weird.

For example, r47?

Just ignore it R47. People like that aren't worth bothering with

Very few shots of him shirtless. He is trying to avoid becoming a fitness ho

That's assholish.

Masc comic bro.

But lots of gym shots

Eh It'd be worse if he mocked a specific person. That's a pretty generic picture R51

I don't see how Christmas isn't gay, r34 considering how hard Jesus sucks dick as well as his followers.

Well, he’s no Christopher Titus.

r46 = Librarian nerd.

But are you aware of how dickless and dull you sound? You're so unhip you're a mollusk.

Maybe you shouldn't get your opinions from every booger-eating wallflower on Datalounge who goes on a misogynist rampage because some chick used "rock" to describe her wardrobe on social media.

Can't muscle jocks let the fat and funny have the one thing they're good at?

Hot looking homosexuals are not funny.

You mean Matteo R59? I thought he was funny on his podcast

OMG could she be any gayer or more effeminate? She ain't pretty.

You're sounding homophobic there R61. Watch it

Hot. Good at voices. Need to see more if I'm to think he's really funny

Ugh. Whatever happened to talent.

That podcast with Matteo and Evan was really good! They are very different people but seem to mesh really well. Matteo was kind of out of line with some of those drug addiction jokes lol but it was funny.

Matteo is also really hot

Matteo is a hot dude name

r66 Matteo looks like Michael Medved (whose pic I will spare you from having to look at).

I imagine Matteo as an insatiable power bottom. I’d love to stick my huge cock into his manhole. I’d gladly fuck his hot ass.

R69 is Evan

R69 here, I’m actually Philly Top. Assuming Matteo is in New York, he can take Amtrak down to Philadelphia with an hour. I’ll have him naked with his legs in the air effective high noon.

he's hot but not that funny

Some of his old stand up

His thighs and bulge look great in those pants in the YouTube clip at R73

It is a nice bulge

I actually saw his routine recently in CT and he was pretty good! I was going to make a thread and was pleasantly surprised to already find one.

He's hot

He is so hot yo

r10

Which means he smells funny down there

Tragic tattoos, I'll pass.