This guy is SO HOT!
Plus, he sets my 'dar off.
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This guy is SO HOT!
Plus, he sets my 'dar off.
|by Anonymous||reply 511||04/07/2021|
Another white guy shocked!!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/04/2018|
Agreed. He's hot. Ridiculously so.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/04/2018|
He's losing his hair and has a derp face
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/04/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/04/2018|
He's gorgeous! And he's a virgin. And a (former) football player. How do I sign up?!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/04/2018|
He looks like a beady eyed pig
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/04/2018|
The Douche Bag, more like
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/04/2018|
Why all the Colton hate?
Yes, he’s a big drama queen, but he’s also cute. And don’t we need a “most dramatic season *ever*” every season? It could be a fun show with him...
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/04/2018|
Plus, Colton campaigned for this role harder than any of the others; he deserves this!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/04/2018|
And you guys said he seemed gay?
Clearly you don’t know men...
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/04/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/04/2018|
The face in OP's pic suggests that something has happened to him that also happened to everyone else from my childhood but me...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/04/2018|
Or, is getting there.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/04/2018|
The Bachelor franchise has now had more gay men than a Lady Gaga concert.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/04/2018|
Is Colton Underwood his nom de porn ?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/04/2018|
Colton’s campaign for this part..
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/04/2018|
What is up with the poster or posters who keep posting about “how white” he is?
I mean, you think he sucks or you don’t, but it’s not like he’s a KKK member, so I have no idea why so many posters on here are focused on his race.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/04/2018|
He's losing his hair and he looks to be a future fatty. He better snag somebody before he totally loses his looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/04/2018|
How do we know he's still a virgin?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/04/2018|
He was just too busy with football to have sex. Sounds legit.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/04/2018|
Fat puffy face in op’s pic
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/04/2018|
R20- they're escapees from Reddit. I was into the show last year and still check that group periodically. The worst; 95% same opinion SJWs. Most actually think that this show is real and not 99.9% fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/04/2018|
He admitted he was a virgin to Becca on The Bachelorette, R22
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/04/2018|
Ah, thank you, [R25].
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/04/2018|
R26, Yeah, but he could just be saying that. Doesn't mean it's true.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/04/2018|
Sure, he's good looking and has a nice body, but I'm betting he's dumb as a brick. No wonder only a few of these Bachelor pairings lead to marriage.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/04/2018|
The contestants are ready
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/04/2018|
R29- I don't think that happens because they're dumb. They're fame hungry more than anything else. The show in unrealistic. They compete against 25 other people and go on these luxurious dates. Reality sets in when they're off the show. Of course, they play happy couple to milk the fame as much as possible. Before the inevitable break-up.
Regarding race... The hysterical part is the one black lead picked -- you guessed it -- a white man. If there was a black Bachelor and he picked a white woman, all hell would break lose.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/04/2018|
R31, I agree with your assement except part about playing it up. If I was going on these dates with hot guys, I’d be falling too!i actually believe that part to an extent.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/04/2018|
Virgin as in never been with a man virgin, or virgin as in never been with a woman virgin?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/04/2018|
R33 Virgin as in never been with a woman virgin. Virgin as in hasn't been fully attracted to the women he has dated. Virgin as in insisting he would cuddle, watch movies, and jump on the bed in the infamous Fantasy Suite virgin. Virgin as in GAY af.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/04/2018|
Fact: Young Mr. Underwood is a deeply closeted homosexual and pings to high heaven. The show could be gold just watching him squirm and fake it in front of all of his wanna be beards.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/04/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/04/2018|
No he doesn’t
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/04/2018|
R32- I meant after they pick and begin the real relationship. They milk it until they can't anymore, then break up. On the show I can believe that they believe they're falling in love. Although, I do feel it's more of a competition to win than anything else.
Meant: lose - loose.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/04/2018|
This will be the most dramatic season ever. At Colton's request, the rose ceremony will be like never before. Chosen contesticals will present hole and Colton will place the stem of the rose in each anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/04/2018|
R39 Or Colton bends over presenting hole and asks the contestants "Will you accept this rosebud?"
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/04/2018|
Since he's a former NFL player, like DL fave Aaron Rodgers' little brother, what does he do for work now?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/04/2018|
R40 I love you.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/04/2018|
One of these days they'll cast a closeted gay guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/04/2018|
Colton, call me bro if you need some advice or a shoulder to cry on.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/04/2018|
R41 He never actually played for the NFL. He runs a charity for kids with cystic fibrosis or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/04/2018|
R43 Where have you been? Most of them ARE closeted gay guys!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/04/2018|
Would a gay man wear this jacket? With that shirt? And those pants?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/04/2018|
He is GAY GAY GAY!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/04/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/04/2018|
Bitch can cry
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/04/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/04/2018|
Colton doesn’t need a wife. He needs a stylist.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/04/2018|
I finally found my beard, baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/04/2018|
Fug. Chris Pratt’s ugly brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/04/2018|
Don't you forget about me....
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/04/2018|
Colton is straight. Proof.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/04/2018|
What about the cuntiest closet case?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/04/2018|
These outfits. I can’t.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/04/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/04/2018|
Case closed R56
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/04/2018|
Let me guess R59. Fourth of July?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/04/2018|
He is a complete douche. He got into a relationship with that poor girl and when they offered him the Bachelor he dumped her and left with a big old sob show.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/04/2018|
I like the bachelorette better. There's more eye candy. But this past season was a snoozefest.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/04/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/04/2018|
On Bachelor In Paradise, there was a scene with Colton and his on-again/off-again "girlfriend"/hag, Tia Booth. After much hemming and hawing, he finally agreed to give a relationship with her a shot. Tia was over the moon, and the half-reluctant couple (his half) proceeded to kiss for a few seconds. The camera pans away, but not before the mic picks up Tia directing Colton to "Use your tongue!"
In every single shot of them kissing, however, Colton never once uses his tongue, even though Tia tries very hard to force-feed hers to him.
This boy is not exactly straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/04/2018|
* Ex football player
* Gorgeous fit body
* Very metro
* Loves to work with less-than-fortunate kids
* Loves pets more than girls
* Normally soft-spoken
* Vadge virgin
If he were to sign up on Match.com, there is a 99.9% chance he'd be matched with one person in all of the US:
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/04/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/04/2018|
I posted the Tebow comparison on a Bachelor forum and the silence was deafening
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/04/2018|
I can't wait for him crying on every episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/10/2018|
he's fug. get your eyes checked. or better yet, raise your standards!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/10/2018|
R66, you got that right! Tim Tebow wishes!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/10/2018|
On Kimmel, Colton said he's gotten to "third base " with a girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/11/2018|
^applying her make up?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/11/2018|
Colton doesn't seem gay. Jordan is the one that screams gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/11/2018|
He’s a hot bro
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/12/2018|
Obviously gay. If he were straight and looked like that, he wouldn't be a virgin, he'd be tearing up a new pussy every night of the week, not changing the litter box for one.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/12/2018|
What R76 said, plus, if he and Tebow were straight and truly believed they had to wait until marriage to have sex (which is so patently ridiculous in the first place), they would have been married years and years ago. People, gay or straight, like to fuck, especially in their 20s when most are at their physical peak.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/12/2018|
Colton is yearning for the snatch. Deal with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/12/2018|
"Colton is yearning for the snatch.."
The SNATCH game that is.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/18/2018|
Wikipedia: "Colton Underwood is a former American football tight end"
Colour me interested!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/18/2018|
Since everyone who appears on the show is a fame whore, I have to wonder what he thinks he will get out of this. A regular gig on ESPN? A spot on Dancing with the Stars? If he was really looking for a true love that he could finally have sex with, he wouldn't be doing reality TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/18/2018|
I don't think he had to campaign, everyone loved him from the get go
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/18/2018|
He's not even remotely hot. Just a generic, bland, chubby-faced dweeb with a nice body.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||01/07/2019|
Cut or Uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||01/07/2019|
Cut no doubt, and micro
|by Anonymous||reply 85||01/07/2019|
Wow. If that's true R85....
|by Anonymous||reply 86||01/07/2019|
It's a very strange phenomena. Most of the contestants go onto become "social influencers" and stay around for years and years. It's utterly ridiculous. They're millionaires because of coming in 6th on a reality show 6 years prior. Reddit and alike keep them going and post on them like they are Leonardo DiCaprio and Julia Roberts.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||01/07/2019|
R80, he's also a wide receiver.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||01/07/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 89||01/07/2019|
I think Colton is hot as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||01/07/2019|
Does he still have his virginity?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/07/2019|
Does he at least have his anal virginity? =
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/07/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||01/07/2019|
They are throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks because Colton is so boring, so they are overcompensating by trying to create excitement like the viewing parties they had tonight
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/08/2019|
That boy is not straight, they know he is not going to marry anybody so these women come on there to be Instagram famous
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/08/2019|
Is he a virgin because Jesus told to be one?
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/08/2019|
[quote]Plus, he sets my 'dar off
Please, OP...a house plant sets off your “dar."
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/08/2019|
They are kicking themselves they didn't choose Grocery Store Joe after they saw how popular he was on Dancing with the Stars. He doesn't have much personality either but the women love him.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/08/2019|
I would love to see Chris Harrison as the Bachelor. Now that he is divorced I bet he is getting a lot women.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/08/2019|
He's cute as hell. He was on Ryan & Kelly's show (or whatever the fuck it's called these days), but seriously, you can see the flames from space. Nice legs. How can you not see it? Helen Keller could see it.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/11/2019|
The Reality Steve spoilers further support speculation that he is gay. Any man who is in mid mid to late 20s who says he’s been “too busy” to have sex with women is gay, right? I have never believed that he was genuinely interested in any women, including Becca and Tia.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||01/11/2019|
R100, Didn't Ryan act like he was dying to get naked with Colton?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||01/11/2019|
Yes r102...they were both hiding in plain sight...it was too obvious...
|by Anonymous||reply 103||01/11/2019|
He is so boring, the only thing they have to feature is his virginity. zzzzzzzzzz
|by Anonymous||reply 104||01/14/2019|
Billy Eichner said he wanted a guest spot on The Goldbergs but he ended up here.
Are Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly having financial problems? Between this and the cable commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||01/14/2019|
He's gorgeous. I have awful/juvenilel fashion sense too, But I think shit looks good on me so that's what matters
|by Anonymous||reply 106||01/14/2019|
Tonight he said he remained a virgin by accident. That boy is not straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||01/14/2019|
I liked the girl in her bathrobe giving him a massage, she is the kind of shit stirrer that makes it interesting. The other women were so worried about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||01/14/2019|
[quote]He's losing his hair and he looks to be a future fatty
He was a fat kid, that may be why he is socially awkward with girls. Besides him being gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||01/14/2019|
Will Colton come out during the final episode?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||01/14/2019|
I'm not a fan of the bachelor's facial shape. In theory he should be attractive but his facial shape always reads as ugly to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||01/14/2019|
I want them to fast forward to the scene of his jumping the fence. Sounds like he bugs out.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||01/14/2019|
When Billy Eichner asked him if he was gay, Colton didn’t say no.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||01/14/2019|
The fence jumping is explained in Reality Steve’s episode by episode spoilers. The whole story behind the fence jumping doesn’t make him look less gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||01/14/2019|
In my day we had a name for a 26 year old male virgin :CONFIRMED Bachelor.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||01/14/2019|
He's cute and I think he could stilll be a virgin by circumstance. I find it interesting that most of the Bachelor leads haven't married, period. Nick is a great example looking and looking and looking for love through multiple seasons, yet he's still single. These people are chasing a career, even if it is in d-list reality tv. Wells (though not a lead) would have been another one had he not landed a tv star.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||01/14/2019|
He's gay. He might have had emotional connections with women but he's clearly not sexually attracted to them.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||01/14/2019|
Cut or Uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||01/14/2019|
Cut or uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||01/14/2019|
Is he just a vaginal virgin?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||01/14/2019|
Can we stop pretending like "emotional connections" have any relevancy? Sexuality is about SEX. Who you like to have SEX with. You don't get to call yourself bisexual or straight just because you "prefer" women as romantic partners, that's not how it works.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||01/14/2019|
Curious about his virginity, does that mean he's never jerked off or just never fucked a woman
|by Anonymous||reply 122||01/17/2019|
He's really dumb.
He overheard two Christian girls talking and one of them said, "technically you can't lose your virginity through anal penetration"
|by Anonymous||reply 123||01/17/2019|
Dare I say a lot of those girls look like transexuals?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||01/17/2019|
Colton is charming, handsome, tall, football player who is....shock...a Virgin!
Who here knows of a Hot H.S. stud Varsity Football player who did not have a cheerleader type g.f. who obviously "put out" or gave b.j.'s to their popular star boyfriends?
How did Colton "fall through the Cracks.".... No pun intended!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||01/21/2019|
Unless he was home schooled, that's a good question.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||01/21/2019|
He doesn’t really seem attracted to any of these girls. The lines are all scripted, and they sound scripted.
When I hear Colton is still a virgin, I tell myself he hasn’t fucked yet. I really don’t think he’s including blowjobs. JMO
One thing that bothers me a ton even though I know the whole show is scripted and edited: when Colton is talking to a girl l and another girl interrupts, why does the girl sitting there ALWAYS get up and leave so easily and without complaint???
|by Anonymous||reply 127||01/21/2019|
R127 So basically everything in this skit
|by Anonymous||reply 128||01/21/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 129||01/21/2019|
I’d do him right now.
I hope he picks Chris Harrison. Now that would be there most dramatic season ever
|by Anonymous||reply 130||01/21/2019|
Is he hung? Who here has had him?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||01/22/2019|
Only his mama knows
|by Anonymous||reply 132||01/22/2019|
Colton is going to jump over a Wall to get away from all the women and drama. Chris could not get Over the fence but is able to reel him back in...
What heterosexual man or Bachelor "Pussy-Hound" does that in real life?
Maybe he thought Tim Tebow was on the other side of the wall?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||01/22/2019|
R133, I was just thinking what a great couple they'd make.
So I ran into Colton out here in LA and chatted him up a bit. He's so freaking tall; so hot. Just as hot as he comes off on TV. He was nice. He couldn't say much but he was nice.
I think he's gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||02/11/2019|
‘dar? Because gaydar takes too long? ‘diculous!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||02/11/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 136||02/11/2019|
How tall is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 137||02/11/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 138||02/11/2019|
A gentle reminder that "phenomena " is plural. "Phenomenon " is singular.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||02/11/2019|
No way he ends up engaged, that boy is gay gay GAY
|by Anonymous||reply 140||02/11/2019|
I would love to taste every inch of that man
|by Anonymous||reply 141||02/12/2019|
There are so many gay Bachelors. The show just looks for attractive guys who can be good actors. And guess what type of men often go into acting?
American women are so gullible.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||02/12/2019|
Have any of the Bachelors ever hooked up with one another?
|by Anonymous||reply 143||02/13/2019|
Ruh roh...someone decided to check if he really was a virgin
|by Anonymous||reply 144||02/14/2019|
r65 - Tia defines the word "hag". Would you let that put its tongue in your mouth? I think not.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||02/20/2019|
This is the least attractive bachelor in ages.
I miss the glory days of Jake Pavelka
|by Anonymous||reply 146||02/20/2019|
so bland - this is what passes for hot????
|by Anonymous||reply 147||02/20/2019|
You must be kidding 146, he's so damn handsome, great body, all around nice guy
|by Anonymous||reply 148||02/20/2019|
Cloton is so much hotter than that Jake Baclava could ever hope to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/04/2019|
Has Colton lost his virginity yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/04/2019|
Colton has a great body but the face is nothing special. Pavelka was a better all around mix.
Daniel Sean MaGuire is hotter than them both. He should have been the bachelor.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/04/2019|
(Not the actual dialogue, but true to the feelings of the moment:)
The prettiest girl on the show to Colton: "I'm just not that into you."
Colto: "I love you. You're the one I will propose to at the end of the show."
Prettiest One: "Wow, that's unfortunate. For you."
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/04/2019|
This guy is just waiting to meet the right man.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||03/04/2019|
I've never seen this situation before where the Bachelor tells the girl point blank that he'll propose to her at the end and then he begs her to stay so that her love for him will grow. Usually the show revels in how pathetic the women are when they are rejected, so this is kind of new.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||03/04/2019|
Agree R154., I just saw that. Odd.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/04/2019|
And when the other two girls see that and find out they were second choice... lol!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/04/2019|
The Bachelor has been renamed: "The Search for Colton"
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/04/2019|
The women on this show keep throwing themselves off to get away from him. He must be terrible or very obviously gay in person for them to not even fake it
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/04/2019|
His legs are amazing looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/04/2019|
He’s begging for a beard so bad....
|by Anonymous||reply 160||03/04/2019|
That chick he went to the Fantasy Suite was down to fuck and got nothing. That boy is gay, gay, gay!
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/04/2019|
I thought that Taysia’s comments after the clearly disappointing overnight suite were really telling. He is just not into women. She realized it then.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/04/2019|
Couldn't watch tonight. Did he jump the wall yet (and why)?
|by Anonymous||reply 163||03/04/2019|
Colton should've been on Finding Prince Charming.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/04/2019|
R162 Yeah, her comments the ‘morning after’ were downright pitying. Words to the effect of “Last night I saw first hand how Colton is with women” and something about trying not to scare him too much. Hilarious. She all but said outright “He’s GAY.”
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/04/2019|
Glad Cassie left, she was my least favorite, Taysia is beautiful , I wonder if her first husband was white.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/05/2019|
Was he not able to get it up?
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/05/2019|
The morning after:
T: “I enjoyed spending the night with you.” C: “I enjoyed our conversation.”
T: (alone) “Last night was... interesting.” T: “I don’t know when was the last time Colton spent the night with a woman, so...” T: “I could pick up on how nervous he was. I wanted to be supportive...we didn’t have the physical intimacy I wanted but I got to see him for what he truly is.”
In other words, Colton is 1) horrified at the thought of having sex with a woman and 2) GAY.
Then he proceeded to grovel at the feet of Cassie but she dumped him despite his tearful pleas. That’s when he jumped the fence and ran away into the night. To be continued...
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/05/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/05/2019|
Y’all are talking like it all isn’t rigged from the getgo...everyone knows Colton like peen and hairy man butt. The producers knew as well as the contestants.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/05/2019|
He is definitely gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/05/2019|
“I’m not gonna stop fighting for you,” he says as she (Cassie) leaves.
Then he jumps the fence.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/05/2019|
Good god. Do the dumb fraus really still believe this shit is real?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/05/2019|
^^They do...bless them...
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/05/2019|
They do...bless them.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/05/2019|
Colton reacts to Billy Eichner telling him, "Maybe your're the first gay bachelor....."
Eichner apparently appeared on one of the episodes.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/05/2019|
The jumping over the gate or fence was so stupid. He didn’t try to open it first or anything. Didn’t look for a door or a handle. So dramatic.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/05/2019|
Closeted gays can be so dramatic
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/05/2019|
R173, sad isn't it? The show has always been staged.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/05/2019|
The only charm it holds for me is that the bachelor is closeted and quite hump-worthy.
He should be dating JJ Watts.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/05/2019|
I usually only watch Bachelor in Paradise. I’ve watched some of this season because he is gay and I wanted to see how far he was willing to go to find himself a beard, that sugary sweet southern stuff gets old.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/05/2019|
He can have me anytime
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/05/2019|
R173 R174 We know it’s rigged. We’re still entertained.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/05/2019|
Guess who's been hitting the gym for sweaty workouts? It's our dear Colton and total heterosexuals Gregg Sulkin and Jake Miller!
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/05/2019|
He's been liking and replying to a lot of Colton Haynes Instagram pics. Coltons is the real couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/05/2019|
Actually after doing some creepy investigative stalking the Coltons are really flirty on twitter too.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/05/2019|
Colton Underwood is just jealous that Colton Haynes is living his truth
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/05/2019|
Talking about Pokemon so you know Colton Haynes is in love
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/05/2019|
They just need to fuck
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/05/2019|
He follows Colton Haynes, Shawn Mendes and Gus Kenworthy on Twitter. And Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/05/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/05/2019|
Guys, he just wants his first time to be SPECIAL!
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/05/2019|
He’s 27 damn years old. Something’s wrong with this boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||03/05/2019|
Just realized he was the dude who asked out the gymnast girl immediately following the Olympics a few years ago. So he's been thirsty for attention for a while.
If he's really a virgin, I'm calling tiny peen.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||03/05/2019|
Of course he wanted the girl who said repeatedly she didn’t like him so he can get away with stilll being single on this show. They really should just have had male contestants instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||03/05/2019|
A gay bachelor show wouldn't work, and we all know why.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||03/05/2019|
I haven't seen this season, and I thought there was a new episode tonight, but it's a show that's like The View on steroids. Cackle, cackle, cackle!
The constant shots of Colton in the shower are nice though.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||03/05/2019|
R196, It's been tried before.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||03/05/2019|
I posted on a Bachelor forum he was gay and *crickets*. I guess it's better than them arguing with me but my post was ignored. These women are in denial.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||03/06/2019|
If Colton is gay and closeted, his ending to this season makes perfect sense: he says he only has eyes for the one woman that won't reciprocate. Also, WRT the other women who made it to the end, what straight man wouldn't do more than snuggle with a hot woman in a "fantasy suite"? Perhaps Colton's real "fantasy suite" is a naked orgy with a bunch of other Coltons, Haynes among them. Talk about "must see TV"!
|by Anonymous||reply 200||03/06/2019|
[quote]He’s 27 damn years old. Something’s wrong with this boy.
Yeah...he’s a bullshitter and NOT a virgin.
The bigger question is...when will DL learn that their obsession with a male celebrity essentially confirms that he's straight?
|by Anonymous||reply 201||03/06/2019|
I'll bet that bitchy, witchy looking Tia is having a good laugh at Colton's escapades!
|by Anonymous||reply 202||03/06/2019|
Did y’all see the way Colton was looking at former bachelor Ben Higgins during this chat? A lot of the commentors were saying he had more chemistry with him than any of the girls this season...
|by Anonymous||reply 203||03/06/2019|
Colton to Billy Eichner
[quote]I jumped the fence like you told me to and you weren’t there...
|by Anonymous||reply 204||03/06/2019|
He’s playing all those poor half-witted Bachelor fans for fools. Like openly laughing at them. Gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||03/06/2019|
DL Fave Blind Gossip has outed Colton.....
|by Anonymous||reply 206||03/06/2019|
Hey may have a virgin ass but his mouth has definitely seen some cock. He's going to come out and present hole with a rose in it on the finale.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||03/06/2019|
Colton is a virgin like Tim Tebow is a virgin.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||03/06/2019|
His definition of “virgin” is never inserted penis into vagina so by that definition, he is. Kind of like Bill Clinton’s definition of “sexual relations.” Semantics.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||03/06/2019|
He lost his anal virginity years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||03/06/2019|
That 1-on-1 with Ben Higgins at R203 was the hardest moment for Colton during the entire show.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||03/06/2019|
R211, As hard as Colton's nipples were in the showering clips last evening?
|by Anonymous||reply 212||03/06/2019|
Could if be that a certain reality star is a bit more experienced than he's letting on? So says someone from his past who told me he probably hasn't gone all the way - "with a woman". As to men, all I got was a sly grin. Colton Underwood ("The Bachelor") (Billy Eichner Jokes Colton Underwood Could Be the "First Gay Bachelor")
|by Anonymous||reply 213||03/06/2019|
There were several young women who claimed to have been fucked by Tim Tebow when he was proclaiming his virginity.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||03/06/2019|
If colton had been diddling dudes, someone would have spoken up by now.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||03/06/2019|
He's cute but there comes a time when this virgin thing just gets weird. Not admirable anymore. Weird. I bet he didn't fuck any of those girls and is still intact.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||03/06/2019|
I had a boyfriend of two years who was a virgin at 29. He was the total package, except for his very low self-esteem, and no confidence. It took him two months to finally accept my invitation to go out. It was an awkward conversation to have when I tried to get him into bed. He told me about how he was bullied all his life and how he felt he wasn't good enough for anyone. I truly loved him, but felt that he needed to live some more before settling down. Last I heard, he got married and has a daughter.
Colton is a thirsty trick who takes his clothes off any chance he gets, and made out with every woman on the show, so I don't know what his problem is.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||03/06/2019|
Yeah, it's almost like he's gay R217
|by Anonymous||reply 218||03/06/2019|
Maybe he does have a microdick.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||03/06/2019|
Is he a bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 220||03/06/2019|
I think Colton's very repressed and has little sexual experience. In response to R215, I think it's totally plausible why no one has come forward. If he has hooked up with guys, I bet they're also closeted (other football players for example) or have reason to fear the wrath of ABC/Disney if they fucked up a season of one of their most lucrative franchises (basically anyone in the entertainment industry).
I have sympathy for Colton. He's spent most of his life in very homophobic environments. His family seems very conservative and religious. He was in the worlds of college and pro football until he was 24. It doesn't help that he's indecisive and bad at reading people.
I normally don't like speculating about closeted people. However, I think Colton's made himself fair game by starring on THREE television dating shows claiming to like women yet not sealing the deal with any of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||03/06/2019|
That's funny R204. Shows Colton has a sense of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||03/06/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 223||03/06/2019|
Colton has admitted to never wearing underwear and if you watch him in slacks, you see his dick, not micro at all
|by Anonymous||reply 224||03/06/2019|
Also being discussed here.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||03/06/2019|
R224 Pics please
|by Anonymous||reply 226||03/06/2019|
This is when he admitted it
|by Anonymous||reply 227||03/06/2019|
R227 who's the dark-haired stud?
|by Anonymous||reply 228||03/06/2019|
[quote]If colton had been diddling dudes, someone would have spoken up by now.
There have been several blinds about Colton. It's known.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||03/06/2019|
I don't trust BG or CDAN as both are full of shit. Watch nothing happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||03/06/2019|
He didn't ping my gaydar. He did however ping my 'BS'dar. Something about him is off.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||03/06/2019|
R213, I think they're all liars or crazy. I think Trista is still with Ryan that hottie fireman, but otherwise I can't think of any that have worked.
Any Warhol was right; everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame.
This month it's Colton's.
He's really tall. Personally, I think he's hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||03/06/2019|
he goes commando; otherwise I'd call him Colton Underwear.
Maybe Colton noUnderwear
|by Anonymous||reply 233||03/06/2019|
You can tell he has anger problems, the way he shoved the camera man when Cassie dumped him was very telling. He and fellow athletic virgin Lolo Jones are very similar.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||03/06/2019|
If he's gay, he's doing a better job at acting str8 then I could, all that kissing..yuck
|by Anonymous||reply 235||03/07/2019|
r227 - Who's the dude with Colton in that clip?
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/07/2019|
R235 - he’s kissing them because he has absolutely NOTHING to say to them. He says the same 3 things to all of them and then sucks face to kill time. He prob has an active fantasy life to get through this.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/07/2019|
Yeah, he’s dumb as a fencepost. In the breaking up scenes where he’s sending a girl home he’s pretty much mute. He’ll say “I don’t know if I can get there with you” then ...crickets. Then “can I walk you out” and that’s it. Every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/07/2019|
Did you notice he ends just about every other sentence with "yeah"?
Unrelated....that breakup scene with Cassie.....I had to stop counting the number of times she used the word "like". She had sentences where she used "like" 3 or more times. I don't mean the correct usage of the word which is either to portray you think favorably of something or you're making a comparison (such as this ass is so soft it's LIKE a marshmallow). It made her sound like she was, like, in, like 7th grade, do you like know what I'm saying?
|by Anonymous||reply 239||03/07/2019|
I was, like, I like his ass because it's so soft like a marshmallow.
1 incorrect usage of "like", 2 correct usages of "like"
|by Anonymous||reply 240||03/07/2019|
God, those women are boring, not a wit among them (save for maybe Demi). What would any of us talk to them about?
No way he will end up with any of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||03/07/2019|
I always enjoy the 'villain' the most every season. My favorite was Chad from Oklahoma during The Bachelorette 😍
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/07/2019|
He likes them young, dumb and blonde and Cassie fits the bill perfectly (except that she’s not a guy, obviously.) Their combined IQs must be in the double digits.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/07/2019|
Why is Colton a virgin at age 27? I didn't know why, so I asked Google. The answer was interesting because Colton doesn't appear to explain it in reference to Jesus or the Bible (like Tebow does). Instead, he talks about it as a Gift he's preserving for the one he loves.
He explained it on his Instagram account in 2018 when he was a contestant on the Bachelorette-
[quote] I know I’m not the first one to make a joke or make light of a heavy situation... it’s my way to handle certain situations. I love to resort to comedy to cover up topics that I don’t like to get serious about. On tonight’s episode I talk about something I typically avoid talking about at all costs, but it was appropriate for me to bring up. It’s something that I don’t talk about very often and something that only a handful of people know. I considered it a gift and a curse for many years, but finally have come to terms about standing up for who I am and the details that make me, me.
[quote] Anyone who feels like they are hiding their truth out of embarrassment or fear of being judged... I HAVE BEEN THERE. You are not alone, I have covered up my truth with lies and tried to “fit in” - while I thought fitting in was what I wanted, I’ve recently learned that being different is what I need. We all have something that we hold close to us and something that makes us unique in our own ways. I ask for respect from everyone I meet moving forward and I’m here to call on everyone that needs that extra motivation to be “different” - HERE IT IS. Be who you are. I love you all.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/07/2019|
gay face for days. He will give his rose bud to a 9 inch cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/07/2019|
Colton once claimed he was “too busy” to have a relationship that was serious enough to lead to sex. He claims to have been “too busy” with his football career, though He never actually played in a professional football game.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||03/07/2019|
Cassie was the most boring of all the women and the least attractive of the final three, glad she's gone
|by Anonymous||reply 247||03/08/2019|
Cassie is the equivalent of a roll of paper towels. A soggy roll of paper towels.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||03/08/2019|
Hannah B is gorgeous but can't see her sticking around with a commitmentphobe. Especially after realizing she is a runner-up choice once Cassie (wisely) fled.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||03/08/2019|
Colton got lucky, now he can pursue her to make himself look hetero yet be safe from making a real commitment
|by Anonymous||reply 250||03/08/2019|
[quote] Colton once claimed he was “too busy” to have a relationship that was serious enough to lead to sex. He claims to have been “too busy” with his football career, though He never actually played in a professional football game.
He also did have a serious relationship with a girl before he was on TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||03/08/2019|
Classic closet case
|by Anonymous||reply 252||03/08/2019|
Girls & Christians are the worst.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||03/08/2019|
[quote]He also did have a serious relationship with a girl before he was on TV.
Aly Raisman who was sexually abused so she was a safe bet for him to not expect anything sexually
|by Anonymous||reply 254||03/08/2019|
Do you think Colton has ever been rimmed?
|by Anonymous||reply 255||03/08/2019|
[quote]Do you think Colton has ever been rimmed?
|by Anonymous||reply 256||03/08/2019|
He talked about Raisman on the show (without naming her) and said he didn’t have sex with her because she was abused. I believed him and actually had respect for him when he said that.
Still think he’s closeted and either on the down low or just living a miserable sexless life.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||03/09/2019|
My bets for who he's fucking include Nick Viall and Jason Tartick. They're all over his Instagram (and he all over their's).
Tartick has a new GF, but all their Instagram photos look like promo shots -- just like the staged couple photos of all those closeted actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||03/09/2019|
That would be too bad if he’s closeted - I can’t imagine the stress and torture
|by Anonymous||reply 259||03/09/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 260||03/09/2019|
I need to see their sex tape R260
|by Anonymous||reply 261||03/09/2019|
R258 - Tartick is dating Kaitlin, the old Bachelorette who slept with like 5 guys her season. She’s lost a ton of weight and had some plastic surgery and now looks like a tranny, IMO.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||03/09/2019|
Nick would look good sucking a dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||03/09/2019|
Colton needs to get laid NOW because he's going to be a chubby middle-aged man soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||03/09/2019|
I wonder who and what he fantasizes about when he's jacking off. Any guesses?
And I wonder if he's a shooter or a dribbler. Cut or uncut? Will he be a bottom or a top?
|by Anonymous||reply 265||03/09/2019|
OMG! Is Nick manorexic now? That first pic on his IG is disturbing
|by Anonymous||reply 266||03/10/2019|
R266 that’s how he’s always looked except a little more sinewy. He’s shilling diet protein shakes so he’s got to look the part. I still find him hot and possibly bi curious
|by Anonymous||reply 267||03/10/2019|
Nick reminds me a lot of John Mayer: a horny and lonely man who’s about 40 and will fuck anything that koves.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||03/10/2019|
[quote] said he didn’t have sex with her because she was abused. I believed him..... Still think he’s closeted
Contradiction. If you believe him, then how can you still think he's gay? He didn't have sex with her either because he was gay or because he's straight but didn't want to aggravate her abuse.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||03/10/2019|
I would love to see Nick and Cloton together. Or maybe Cloton and Billy Eicner
|by Anonymous||reply 270||03/11/2019|
R269 - I think he's gay and the abuse gave him yet another excuse for not banging a woman. He has a million excuses for not having sex with women - too busy, hasn't had a serious relationship, hasn't met "the one", etc. Not wanting to rush sex with someone who has been abused is, I think, a legit excuse and the only legit excuse he has. Again, still think it's all just a way to dodge the real issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||03/11/2019|
If he didn't nail Cassie, or the hot black chick, there's no way he did it with the other white girl. Unless Cassie came back to the show, I call shenanigans on any engagement.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||03/11/2019|
Bitch can throw a hissy fit, I'll give him that.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||03/11/2019|
That's a neat trick. He dumps her, but she has to console him 'cause it's so hard on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||03/11/2019|
"Unexpectedly broke up with Tayshia"
What was unexpected about it? Did she not get the hint when he refused to have sex with her?
|by Anonymous||reply 275||03/11/2019|
He didn't check the most important box though, did he Tayshia.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||03/11/2019|
[quote] "Unexpectedly broke up with Tayshia"
Yeah, watching it now. She doesn't seem that broken up.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||03/11/2019|
Colton has stubby fingers
|by Anonymous||reply 278||03/11/2019|
" couldn't continue to be half in..."
Bitch didn't even stick the tip in.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||03/11/2019|
[quote] Colton has stubby fingers
What are you implying?
|by Anonymous||reply 280||03/11/2019|
Hannah G. doesn't really deserve this.
Only she does because she signed up for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||03/11/2019|
Colton will have Prince Harry level hair in about two years.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||03/11/2019|
"That's what I do, I make everybody better and they don't stick around."
Def can relate.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||03/11/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 284||03/11/2019|
Tayshia wasn't too emotional because she had a night in the fantasy suite with colton and saw what he was like behind closed doors. Hannah didn't get that chance, and she's upset.
Tayshia understands this boy plays for the other team. while Hannah still thinks he's prince charming.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||03/11/2019|
Not only is he gay, but Cassie is 23 and broke up with her boyfriend of several years six months ago. If they attempt to make this farce last, I give it 3 months.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||03/11/2019|
What's his deal with Cassie?? She's boring af, and Hannah G and Tayshia are way prettier.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||03/11/2019|
Ha! Did anyone see the producer who came and hugged Colton? She was right out of the Unreal TV show!
|by Anonymous||reply 288||03/11/2019|
That's hilarious, r288
I believe Colton got emotional because he was stuck with three women, while knowing there were countless gorgeous Portuguese men all around him.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||03/11/2019|
I don’t get Cassie at all. She’s so much less attractive than the other two. Hannah G is stunning. If he’s going to beard up, pick the hot one who didn’t dump you on national tv.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||03/11/2019|
Colton gives me creepy vibes, much like the farmer bachelor who killed that old man did.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||03/11/2019|
Cassie’s dad is connected and can further his career
|by Anonymous||reply 292||03/11/2019|
Yeah, Cassie has been on reality tv before the bachelor, and had her eyes on being the next bachelorette.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||03/11/2019|
His new haircut is "stylized bed-head."
|by Anonymous||reply 294||03/11/2019|
I think Hannah G just secured her place as the next Bachelorette.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||03/11/2019|
His new haircut is "hide the fact that I'm losing my hair."
|by Anonymous||reply 296||03/11/2019|
Hannah is "like" dumb as a box of rocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||03/11/2019|
"He started out with thirty girls, and now he has no girl at all."
Huh. Funny how that is working out.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||03/11/2019|
New Bachelorette is Hannah B. Should have been Hannah G. Not up for looking at this bitch all season.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||03/11/2019|
Cassie: I don't want him to make any decisions based on me...
Colton: Hold my beer.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||03/11/2019|
It's almost as if ABC is enabling a stalker. She says no, and he won't take no for an answer.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||03/11/2019|
It's almost as if ABC is creating a storyline.
FIXED for r301
|by Anonymous||reply 302||03/11/2019|
Yeah, about to say "Dry those tears, R300", this is all staged.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||03/11/2019|
Did the actually wheel out Garrett, Becca’s racist, homophobic Deplorable fiancé? Gross. And ugliest Bachelorette pick ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||03/11/2019|
I didn’t actually believe he was gay until tonight. He was extra flamey with his straight hair
|by Anonymous||reply 305||03/11/2019|
He is extra flamey with any hair.
FIXED for r305.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||03/11/2019|
"He started out with thirty girls, and now he has no girl at all."
I laughed at that as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||03/11/2019|
His love of the dance and shaking his ass on the blooper reel was extra special.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||03/11/2019|
So next up 'Dancing with the Stars'?
|by Anonymous||reply 309||03/11/2019|
His constant use of the phrase “nailed it” was also a flaming clue.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||03/11/2019|
so I have a little insider gossip no one will believe. The reason he walked off the show - the girl he "picked" or was "in love"who left? She left because she didn't want to lie. He told her he was gay (or confused he didn't come out and say gay) and she was going to be the one he picked and then they could play like the happy couple, make money and then do the bachelor break up. She left without speaking to him. He freaked out thinking she would tell the press or something. Then he realized he would have to pick from the remaining girls who didn't have that arrangement. He couldn't deal so he bolted.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||03/11/2019|
Why does he follow Colton Haynes and message him on IG? Underwood comments on Haynes’ posts too.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||03/11/2019|
Also follows Adam Rippon.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||03/11/2019|
r311, interesting dish. Although, I'm pretty sure the producers know he is gay, and that because of that they would pick out a girl for him to beard with in advance, and because of that she would know and play the game.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||03/11/2019|
It would have been so much more interesting to just try to force him to come out. Producers clearly push these folks a lot - I just wish they could have pushed him to admit what’s so painfully obvious, rather than forcing him to beard up for a few months.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||03/11/2019|
R312 R313 He also follows Trump. And Tomi Lahren, the Fox News person/personality or whatever they call themselves over there. He’s a douchebag Trump supporter like the guy who “won” last season.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||03/11/2019|
Imagine a Bachelor in "Paradise" with a certain Bachelor being used as a C.x.x. Dump!
|by Anonymous||reply 317||03/11/2019|
more convinced than ever that he's gay.
this is all a show. he wants to be a star.
a closeted star.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||03/11/2019|
Imagine the ratings if he came out on live TV
|by Anonymous||reply 319||03/11/2019|
I posted again on another forum he is gay and get no response. They really believe he is heart broken over Cassie.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||03/11/2019|
Want to see him naked
|by Anonymous||reply 321||03/11/2019|
I'd fuck him. He needs to sign to Falcon and get double fucked.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||03/11/2019|
The show had no idea, he campaigned to be the bachelor. When he was on Becca's season that is what her friend came and told her. He broke up with her because he was confused. When he confessed to being a virgin Becca, he pretty much confirmed what Becca was told. Same thing for BIP - he hooked up with his ex because she knew and would cover.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||03/12/2019|
[quote] I posted again on another forum he is gay and get no response
|by Anonymous||reply 324||03/12/2019|
There's something about MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 325||03/12/2019|
He's a virgin for pussy....me too....but not for cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 326||03/12/2019|
Say what you will about this boy, but he is freakishly strong
|by Anonymous||reply 327||03/12/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 328||03/12/2019|
Aren’t any of you ashamed for being obsessed with this show? Gossiping about the contestants as if any of it isn’t real... You might as well be gossiping about a cartoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||03/12/2019|
He is a “good” Bachelor though, for what it’s worth.
He’s probably the hottest “Bachelor” ever, tall, handsome, athletic, cries like he’s going through Menopause, and brings *all kinds* of drama (unnecessary wall jump in pitch black Portugal anyone?) in every single episode.
He’s really doing his job; love all the drama queen antics. The producers must be thrilled.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||03/12/2019|
What’s better: Tom Cruise’s “couch jump” or Colton’s “wall jump”?
|by Anonymous||reply 331||03/12/2019|
r331 Nothing matched the level of crazy of TC Couch jump.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||03/12/2019|
We're going to need a bigger wall.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||03/12/2019|
The hot guy at R327 is checking out Colton's bubble. I wonder if he split it wide open after the intense workout.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||03/12/2019|
Looking for a ride..a mustache ride.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||03/12/2019|
Got to wonder what his mom was thinking about when she named him. Could it have been equine?
|by Anonymous||reply 336||03/12/2019|
Wish he was mine
|by Anonymous||reply 337||03/12/2019|
Personally, I think that he’s angling for movie stardom...mostly action movies. A lot of our action movie stars are getting older; with his looks and build, he might be able to become a big star. I mean, Jason Stratham, Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson are all over 45; time for fresh young’uns to take over.
|by Anonymous||reply 338||03/12/2019|
Cassie seems like the biggest zero to me. If he does get married to her, he'll be miserable and divorce within 2 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||03/12/2019|
Does anyone else get lez vibes from Cassie and Caelynn?
|by Anonymous||reply 340||03/12/2019|
r327 That hot chocolate bro got to tear that ass in two. Lucky....
|by Anonymous||reply 341||03/12/2019|
Does anyone have ass shots of colton?
|by Anonymous||reply 342||03/12/2019|
He’s kind of like a stale piece of bread. Hot? Really? He looks good but hot?
|by Anonymous||reply 343||03/12/2019|
r363 he is conservative and deeply closeted so that makes him hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 344||03/12/2019|
I hope the insider doesn't mind, I quoted him/her on PTV forum. But somebody posted back to me that Colton's not gay because he kept kissing on Cassie. These people have watched the show for years and still don't realize a lot is scripted. ugh
|by Anonymous||reply 345||03/12/2019|
This "scripted" bullshit on every reality show is just that, bullshit
|by Anonymous||reply 346||03/12/2019|
Does anyone think Hannah G. looks just like Reese Witherspoon?
|by Anonymous||reply 347||03/12/2019|
What straight male would give up a fantasy suite with a hot woman? He had a freebie to have sex with Hannah G. All the bachelors used the fantasy suite to test drive all 3 women before choosing one and Colton’s like “Free pass of sex, no thanks!” Most straight men would have sex with the woman even if he knew full well she wasn’t the one he was choosing in the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||03/12/2019|
What is this Bachelor forum that you guys keep saying you post on?
|by Anonymous||reply 349||03/12/2019|
Looks like our all-American stud may get the girl after all! So happy for him! #lovewins
|by Anonymous||reply 350||03/12/2019|
Stalking wins? That’s the message ABC wants to put out?
|by Anonymous||reply 351||03/12/2019|
“You know, I’m just like...I don’t know...like..I just want...I don’t know...”
|by Anonymous||reply 352||03/12/2019|
Love?? So far, the best possible outcome for this dude may be a potential 2nd date.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||03/12/2019|
🎵 I can't make you love me, if you don't. 🎵
|by Anonymous||reply 354||03/12/2019|
Mama Colton don't like Cassie.
On another note, I'd take Colton's daddy over him any day of the week!
|by Anonymous||reply 355||03/12/2019|
True, Colton's daddy is kind of hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||03/12/2019|
Virgin? Ew that means he’s going to be a quick cummer for a while. I wonder if he knows about edging?
|by Anonymous||reply 357||03/12/2019|
I wouldn't be surprised if Cassie goes all Gone Girl on Colton's ass. He shows all the signs of a class A stalker.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||03/12/2019|
The jokes write themselves when Colton speaks.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||03/12/2019|
"You can have your own friends."
|by Anonymous||reply 360||03/12/2019|
This is painful. There is just NOTHING there. They are literally negotiating the idea of having a relationship instead of just having one. Weird shit. My nightmare idea of a mate though, one where we only talk about us and our feelings. Puke.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||03/12/2019|
(But maybe he'll get laid at least).
|by Anonymous||reply 362||03/12/2019|
Girl's Night in the fantasy suite!
|by Anonymous||reply 363||03/12/2019|
How can there be another hour to go?
|by Anonymous||reply 364||03/12/2019|
Look into the mirror right now and tell yourself that you are better than watching “The Bachelor.”
|by Anonymous||reply 365||03/12/2019|
So did Colton get to stick his pecker in that girl who doesn't want him?
|by Anonymous||reply 366||03/12/2019|
If anyone actually buys this reality tv bullshit; your fucking retarded. It's all scripted and fake, like everything else.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||03/12/2019|
It was very weird for the viewing audience to watch a video of them watching a video where she tells him she loves him in the video because it's hard for her to say it in person.
Who wrote this show?
|by Anonymous||reply 368||03/12/2019|
He looks like baby huey.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||03/12/2019|
So him being fucked by the entire football team doesn't count towards this virginity?
|by Anonymous||reply 370||03/12/2019|
Is there some significance to Air Supply, of all bands, playing? So friggin random.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||03/12/2019|
Harrison: Did you lose your virginity?
Colton: There is two of us now, so we're going to keep that to ourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||03/12/2019|
Cassie looking very Scarlett J./Naomi Watts.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||03/12/2019|
Gotta give to it to the producers "making love out of nothing at all" is the perfect lyric for this couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||03/12/2019|
R356, Kinda hot? Let me have a tumble with Daddy Underwood ASAP!
|by Anonymous||reply 375||03/12/2019|
Daddy is way hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 376||03/12/2019|
She’s not into him at all. Not sure why he’s into her either, even if he was straight.
I get why she doesn’t want him - nothing less sexy than a 28 year old man who’s a virgin who pings.
It’s so pathetic watching him try to convince her to not dump him again.
|by Anonymous||reply 377||03/12/2019|
Frankly, I think that he’s the handsomest bachelor they’ve had. He is handsome in a cherubic way, and his body is great. I know he pings and tries to hide it, but I find him endearing. Yes, I know that the show is fake, but he’s still fine as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||03/12/2019|
The Air Supply lead singer has aged so badly. It’s deoressing.
What a completely awful song to sing at the end of this show but so fitting for what is probably the worst, least convincing “couple” since Juan Pablo and whoever he picked.
|by Anonymous||reply 379||03/12/2019|
Just to recap. Colton midseason told her she was going to be the one, if she just rides it out they can both make a lot of money - some fame, appearances then the break-up 6 months later. She wasn't comfortable with the reason so she bolted. The other two didn't matter, we was just bringing along whomever. When she left. He freaked out.She knew his reason, would she tell the press? Would she talk? That was why he had to leave to find her and why he stalked her. He had to convince her to do this. It all makes great TV. They will be on every talk show in the next few months, probably a DWTS gig for Colton or both. Once she is single again she might even get the bachelorette.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||03/12/2019|
That pageant girl bachelorette looks like a drag queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 381||03/12/2019|
Hannah B is awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||03/12/2019|
Yeah she has the drag queen eyebrows
|by Anonymous||reply 383||03/12/2019|
Hannah G was the superior Hannah.
I enjoy the bachelorette more because of the vast eye candy.
|by Anonymous||reply 384||03/12/2019|
Hannah B literally cannot speak. She cannot form compete sentences and is so nervous and fake that they will literally script everything out, instead of just pushing people in the right direction HARD.
One of those guys looks exactly like Nick Viall. I actually thought it was that creepy fucker who has been on like 10 Bachelor-related shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 385||03/12/2019|
HE CHOSE CASSIE!
|by Anonymous||reply 386||03/12/2019|
Give this man an Oscar!
|by Anonymous||reply 387||03/12/2019|
[Quote] HE CHOSE CASSIE!
AND SHE'S ON THE FENCE ABOUT HIM!
|by Anonymous||reply 388||03/12/2019|
People on IG are *pissed* that he posted the "reveal" before it aired. What a maroon!
|by Anonymous||reply 389||03/12/2019|
Accompanying test to Colton's instagram post at R386:
[quote][bold]coltonunderwood[/bold]: Whatever I write will never fully articulate the feelings I have for you. You are the most incredible person whom I have ever met, you have the kindest soul and the sweetest heart. You changed my life for the better and made this year the best year of my life. I can’t wait for our adventures ahead... I have my best friend. I have my girlfriend. I have my future fiancé. I have my future wife. But most importantly I have you. Let’s do this thing they call life... together... forever. I love you @cassierandolph
|by Anonymous||reply 390||03/12/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 391||03/12/2019|
I give these fools 3 days
|by Anonymous||reply 392||03/12/2019|
Who writes this shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 393||03/12/2019|
Lord, his grammar is horrendous.
|by Anonymous||reply 394||03/12/2019|
So is he finally ready to put his penis in her vagina?
|by Anonymous||reply 395||03/12/2019|
They should make a sex tape. Considering the level of interest in his virginity, it would blow sales of Kardashian's and Hilton's out of the water.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||03/12/2019|
[quote]I have my future fiancé.
He did mean fiancée, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 397||03/12/2019|
LMAO @ R397!
Colty, he belongs with you. He was made for you! You can finally help him come out of his locker, and he can give you the pent-up lust fucking of a lifetime that you so thoroughly deserve after your last May/December fiasco.
Plus, who wouldn't want to be invited to a Haynes-Undewood wedding?
|by Anonymous||reply 398||03/12/2019|
That Cassie chick is a SPEECH PATHOLOGIST but yet she can't speak one brief sentence without using the word "like" AT LEAST 3-4 TIMES. I can't think about anything else when she's talking because all I can do is notice her incorrect use of that word over and over and over and over and over.......
|by Anonymous||reply 399||03/12/2019|
The fraus must be eating this shit up - ratings are at highs.
|by Anonymous||reply 400||03/12/2019|
This season was so boring and it ended with 20 something’s deciding to date. That’s not a tv show. And getting all coy about if he’s still a virgin?
|by Anonymous||reply 401||03/12/2019|
He looked good in the shower.
His family was insufferable.
|by Anonymous||reply 402||03/12/2019|
I can't believe I'm still watching this. What is wrong with me? There's still another hour to go, and I find myself repeatedly rolling my eyes multiple times during each scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||03/12/2019|
LOL the cat just choked up a hairball during the scene where they were kicking the crew out of the "fantasy suite"! Perfect timing.
|by Anonymous||reply 404||03/12/2019|
I can't wait for the dozens of magazine deals they'll get until the break up cover story in a month.
|by Anonymous||reply 405||03/12/2019|
He's a dumbass. Probably doesn't even wipe properly.
|by Anonymous||reply 406||03/12/2019|
On the plus side it's very progressive of them to pick a mentally challenged bachelorette
|by Anonymous||reply 407||03/12/2019|
Or he douches daily in case surprise anal happens, R406
|by Anonymous||reply 408||03/12/2019|
Worst season ever. "Trainwreck." NO real romance, physical attraction and families seem to show the unreality of this farce!
Making a man's "virginity" a "show-stopper" makes Dancing With the Stars seem like Meet the Press!
Awful on all levels.
|by Anonymous||reply 409||03/12/2019|
I want him to get outed so badly that fake ass
|by Anonymous||reply 410||03/12/2019|
He won't get outed. Hell if Schock has not been outed yet ...guys like him keep a very careful watch on the men they have sex with. Look at Aaron Rogers. His boyfriend literally outed him on Twitter and no one believes it.
|by Anonymous||reply 411||03/13/2019|
He seems like he was molested a lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 412||03/13/2019|
Watching his appearance on The View from a few hours ago. I want to scratch my own skin off. They don't seem genuine. It's all about the attention. He kept putting of talk of losing his virginity as being for her sake. This is a woman who agreed to go on a show where each season the bachelor beds multiple women. She was prepared to share a man with other women, ON TV, but now she's too sweet and innocent to admit if she took this boy's virginity. Gross
|by Anonymous||reply 413||03/13/2019|
Saw him and Cassie on Inside Edition and the interviewer mentioned she was team Colton because she also had waited for marriage to have sex.
Interviewer then went on to say they only had Tim Tebow as an example of someone waiting to have sex, but now they have Colton too. He replied with "yep". I took it as him admitting he and Cassie didn't do the deed.
|by Anonymous||reply 414||03/13/2019|
Until any Bachelor shows peen it will always be boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 415||03/13/2019|
What bachelor has ever shown peen?
|by Anonymous||reply 416||03/13/2019|
and that's my point
|by Anonymous||reply 417||03/13/2019|
I can’t believe no Bachelor dick pics have ever leaked. You would think it would be so easy to catfish these dumb nobodies.
|by Anonymous||reply 418||03/13/2019|
[quote]coltonunderwood[/ - bold]: Whatever I write will never fully articulate the feelings I have for you. You are the most incredible person whom I have ever met, you have the kindest soul and the sweetest pussy. You changed my life for the better and made this year the best year of my life. I can’t wait for our adventures ahead... I have my best friend. I have my girlfriend. I have my future fiancé. I have my future wife. But most importantly I have you. Let’s do this thing they call life... together... forever. I love you @cassierandolph
|by Anonymous||reply 419||03/13/2019|
Don't ask for nudes from the bachelor, or you may end up seeing a little too much. Like the gay bachelor from a few years ago...
|by Anonymous||reply 420||03/13/2019|
Colton will follow in the footsteps of Jessie Palmer (another gay bachelor who just wanted to "date"), with an ABC sports career.
Colton squealed on himself when he said something like, yeah I'm a virgin but I've done everything but, and I mean everything.
Cassie is a Christian Reality Star (a series called Young Once), and I think Colton would like to get into that evangelistic money flow.
|by Anonymous||reply 421||03/13/2019|
I think he's trying to steal Tebow's schtick. Only differences are that Tebow was actually an active NFL player, Heisman winner, and has a semblance of a personality.
|by Anonymous||reply 422||03/13/2019|
A day later and no one cares anymore?
|by Anonymous||reply 423||03/13/2019|
She better get pregnant in the next 6 months, otherwise no one will believe he's no longer a virgin or straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||03/13/2019|
I smell an adoption in their future
|by Anonymous||reply 425||03/13/2019|
He will appear for the season at Fire Island. Have your cocks ready for a hot barebacking group gangbang session that will make the entire island quiver
|by Anonymous||reply 426||03/13/2019|
Correct R423. They had their brief "fame" and appeared on every single day show today on ABC (GMA, Kelly & Ryan, The View) and had nothing new to say about anything at all. Nothing more to see here....
|by Anonymous||reply 427||03/13/2019|
Aren't they just adorable?
|by Anonymous||reply 428||03/13/2019|
I’d do him.
|by Anonymous||reply 429||03/13/2019|
I feel like he has the kind of hole that just goes completely loose after a good 30 seconds of fucking
|by Anonymous||reply 430||03/13/2019|
If Tebow is any indication, Colton may never come out (at least until his folks have kicked it). For both of them, it may be the very real fear of losing their families. I know a few guys like that; they'd rather die than come out to their loved ones, especially if the parents are loving but religiously uber-conservative. IMHO, that particular religious tenent will be stricken off the "thou shalt not" list in the foreseeable future. It makes no sense.
[quote]Tebow holds a firm stance in favor of faith-based abstinence, and has publicly stated that he has maintained his virginity. Tebow is a group leader for the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, an organization which mandates that all leaders sign a Statement of Sexual Purity which states that sex outside marriage and homosexual acts are unacceptable to God. --per Wikipedia
And here's another similarity:
|by Anonymous||reply 431||03/13/2019|
Q: Are you guys going to get engaged?
Cassie A: "So, um, like, well. you know, um, well, sure, um, yeah, um, we're just taking it day by day, like, yeah".
|by Anonymous||reply 432||03/14/2019|
The picture at r386 is weird. It's a very private, intimate moment, but it's not a candid selfie. So there's a photographer in the room saying, "Take off your shirt and jump her again. Now try an Eskimo kiss...." It's an ersatz private moment staged for public consumption, and it feels like a photo taken on a the set of a movie. It's not something I would post to demonstrate spontaneous true love, especially if I were trying to prove spontaneous true love.
|by Anonymous||reply 433||03/14/2019|
Yes, that's all true, R433. But the photo shows off great pits, so I'm all for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 434||03/14/2019|
r422 - He does??
|by Anonymous||reply 435||03/14/2019|
LOL R432. And you know what Cassie does for a living? She's a SPEECH PATHOLOGIST. How does that work? She can't utter a single sentence without using the word "like" at least 3 times, with the incorrect usage of the word every single time of course!
|by Anonymous||reply 436||03/14/2019|
She is a speech pathology student in her second year undergrad.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||03/14/2019|
She is in grad school, R437, not undergrad. She represented herself as a Speech Pathologist on the show, but is actually a Speech Assistant. She is in grad school so that she can legit call herself a Speech Pathologist. And she can't put together a coherent sentence, so she has a lot of work to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 438||03/14/2019|
Has he stuck it in her yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 439||03/15/2019|
[quote]Has he stuck it in her yet?
Nah, they just cuddle.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||03/15/2019|
Colton's a total GBF
|by Anonymous||reply 441||03/15/2019|
He’s a cumdump.
|by Anonymous||reply 442||03/15/2019|
I'm awaiting a Twitter war between Cassie and Olivia Jade. How dare Olivia steal all the media attention away from her!! Cassie and Colton got NO love in the media today because it was all about that bitch Olivia!! Cassie only has a few days of fame left before she's a Speech Assistant.
|by Anonymous||reply 443||03/15/2019|
r433 stunt queen. I am surprised he didn't hold up semen covered bedsheets to prove he did the deed
|by Anonymous||reply 444||03/15/2019|
R440, Have they done anal?
|by Anonymous||reply 445||03/15/2019|
Cassie now has access to Colton's IG. It's official: True love 👫💕.
[quote]coltonunderwood: Hi this is Cassie and I am posting this on Colton’s behalf, because he is currently driving us home to HB!! 💛
|by Anonymous||reply 446||03/15/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 447||03/15/2019|
Remind me why Becca didn't pick Colton again? They seemed to be so into each other during their season, but all of a sudden, she just turned cold and cut him off. It was right after he told her he was a virgin. At first, she seemed to say she didn't mind that fact at all (his being a virgin), but then in the following scenes, something changed. She looked at him with pity, and perhaps frustration, as if she had found out something that she didn't approve or couldn't get past. Then she picked her guy #2, whom she then claimed was her top choice all along, and chose him. But up until that point, Becca was all about Colton. Colton looked crushed, but somewhat relieved. Very strange.
|by Anonymous||reply 448||03/16/2019|
R448 She was never into Colton. Played along because producers already wanted him as the bachelor.
Her first pick was always the human hammerhead shark. You know the homophobic trumpster whose Instagram feed revealed he liked memes about throwing immigrant kids back over the wall, hating homosexuals, calling school shooting survivors actors, and claiming only Republic women were hot.
Guess he was the only one who liked FISH. SEE PIC.
|by Anonymous||reply 449||03/16/2019|
Thanks, R449. Garrett Yrigoyen seems to be more disgusting than I remember. That bit about throwing kids over the wall: but he's Latino! So he's a classist homophobic xenophobe. Either Becca is cut from the same cloth, or he's very good in bed (and perhaps hung like Matt Grant from season 12). If the former is the case, then her own homophobia probably caused her to judge Colton unfavorably after his "virgin" confession. If the latter, then I hope the sex is worth the miserable hate-filled life she'll live with Garrett. I bet he'll turn out to be a wife-beater to boot.
|by Anonymous||reply 450||03/16/2019|
For r450 - he seems so intelligent too.
Watch the 3rd video.
|by Anonymous||reply 451||03/16/2019|
Garrett is not Latino.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||03/16/2019|
Garrett is Latino. His father, David, is a Mexican-American self-hating Repug.
David Yrigoyen is 63 years old today because David's birthday is on 08/28/1955. David's Reputation Score is 4.33. Previous to David's current city of Manteca, CA, David Yrigoyen lived in Scottsdale AZ and San Diego CA. In the past, David has also been known as David Vrigoyen, David M Yrigoyen, David Michael Yrigoyen, David M Yrigoven and Davin Yrigoyen. Personal details about David include: political affiliation is currently a registered Republican; ethnicity is Hispanic American; and religious views are listed as Christian. As of this date, David is married. David maintains relationships with many people -- family, friends, associates, & neighbors -- including Garrett Yrigoyen, Allison Yrigoyen, Barbara Yrigoyen, Barbara Yrigoyen and Valerie Mayer. David's reported annual income is about $100 - 149,999; with a net worth that tops $100,000 - $249,999.
Apple, tree, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 453||03/16/2019|
Thank God Becca dumped Colton. She's trash. He deserves someone much better. Too bad he's still sniffing up the wrong tree as it were.
|by Anonymous||reply 454||03/16/2019|
He's going to be fat & bald in a few years. He can keep his fundie chick and fuck off into the sunset.
|by Anonymous||reply 455||03/16/2019|
How did that tranny chick Becca get to be the Bachelorette? I’m surprised the men didn’t just go home when they found out it was her.
|by Anonymous||reply 456||03/16/2019|
R450, but is it homophobia to resist marrying a closeted homosexual? A 27 year old virgin is most always also a Christian nutcase, which might not have bothered Becca, but a woman who is long out of high school and college is not going to want such a clueless lover.
|by Anonymous||reply 457||03/16/2019|
Hi! like, it's Cassie. Like, I'm posting for like Colton 'cuz he's like driving. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, so yeah."
|by Anonymous||reply 458||03/18/2019|
Here are the guys for Hannah B’s Bachelorette season. IMO, not a hot one in the bunch - def the ugliest group of initial headshots I’ve ever seen. The hot normal ones prob ran for the hills when they saw how annoying Hannah is and how she can barely speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||03/18/2019|
I thought the first guy she met with was hot; and I think his Instagram has him in a pic holding a poor kid in an underdeveloped part of the world.
On the issue of Tim or Colton ever coming out, who knows? I work in the entertainment business and went to a party over the weekend. I saw a guy I know who works behind the scenes; he never struck me as particular masculine. I thought he's probably gay but then he got married to an overbearing woman and had two kids.
Hadn't seen him in a while; he's at this party with his fiancé. A guy.
It's just as feasible for a masculine guy to be closeted as it is a nebbish-y one.
They have to be so deep in the closet I can't imagine they're working pursuing for anything besides a great fuck.
But they'd have to drop the inhibitions.
That's not happening.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||03/18/2019|
Damn you weren't lying that Hannah's men They scraped the bottom of the barrel for this bunch
|by Anonymous||reply 461||03/18/2019|
Well, they had to make sure they didn't have any gays
|by Anonymous||reply 462||03/18/2019|
[quote]I thought the first guy she met with was hot;
That first guy, Luke, looked like he just stepped off a Sean Cody shoot to go meet Hannah.
|by Anonymous||reply 463||03/18/2019|
R462 I don't know I'm seeing a lot of gayface. 2 of them even look like Tebow.
|by Anonymous||reply 464||03/19/2019|
My favorite is Luke P. followed by Tyler C.
|by Anonymous||reply 465||03/19/2019|
Is Coltie over now?
|by Anonymous||reply 466||03/21/2019|
Has he lost his virginity yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 467||03/21/2019|
I tried to tell my SIL he is gay but she claims he is in love with Cassie. This is the same woman who didn't believe me that Rosie O was gay when she had her talk show.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||03/21/2019|
Garrett P. pings.
|by Anonymous||reply 469||03/22/2019|
I'd fuck Jed W. without a condom
|by Anonymous||reply 470||03/22/2019|
Devin H. would be a regular staple at fire island
|by Anonymous||reply 471||03/22/2019|
Joey J. is fuckable
|by Anonymous||reply 472||03/22/2019|
Luke S. looks like a slut
|by Anonymous||reply 473||03/22/2019|
Matteo V. looks like a momma's boy who could take two cocks up his ass at the same time
|by Anonymous||reply 474||03/22/2019|
Tyler G. is fat but i'd hit it
|by Anonymous||reply 475||03/22/2019|
Mike J. is that sexy bro that kisses man-whores
|by Anonymous||reply 476||03/22/2019|
This is a thread to talk about ME, you cunts!
|by Anonymous||reply 477||03/22/2019|
r477 shudup whore and get inside the cupboard
|by Anonymous||reply 478||03/23/2019|
Damn I kept hoping from some man from his past to out him
|by Anonymous||reply 479||03/24/2019|
Never thought this douche was hot because he ALWAYS had tons of makeup when he did talk shows--he's kinda dumb and I'm not attracted to blondes-- but TMZ caught him and chick walking through an airport...and he was like 8 feet tall, biceps were biceping and just BREATHTAKING.
|by Anonymous||reply 480||03/24/2019|
R480 = Gregg Sulkin
|by Anonymous||reply 481||03/24/2019|
For those that also watch the Bachelorette, here’s proof that Garrett is not just a racist, homophobic Deplorable, but also not in great shape.
|by Anonymous||reply 482||03/24/2019|
Has Cloton breaked up with Crassie yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 483||03/25/2019|
R463, that's why I thought he was hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 484||03/25/2019|
Did Greg Sulkin suck off Colty and then get boned by him?
|by Anonymous||reply 485||03/25/2019|
No! Greg Sulkin is his future brother-in-law!
|by Anonymous||reply 486||03/25/2019|
Colton and Gronk would be good together
|by Anonymous||reply 487||03/25/2019|
You Bachelor obsessed posters are so weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 488||03/26/2019|
No love for Jakey?
|by Anonymous||reply 489||03/26/2019|
Cassie has her pick of men, in fact her ex boyfriend from that reality show she could get back with. She is just with him for the publicity, Colton is a mouth breathing idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 490||03/26/2019|
r489 Jake reminds me of Tom Cruise, an angry little man behind a big smile who is probably gay
|by Anonymous||reply 491||03/27/2019|
I would bet $20 that Jake got physical with his ex-fiance Vienna. He seemed rageful and she seemed terrified during their breakup chat with Chris Harrison.
|by Anonymous||reply 492||03/27/2019|
Do we think that Cloton and Cissie have had sex yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 493||03/28/2019|
People who watch this shit make me sad
|by Anonymous||reply 494||03/28/2019|
r494 - That's a shame. They wish nothing but the best for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 495||03/28/2019|
I want to see Jake and Valespia back on Bachelor in Paradise.
|by Anonymous||reply 496||03/28/2019|
He was queening it up on the Lady Gang.
|by Anonymous||reply 497||04/01/2019|
Coulton and Nick Vale need to be a couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 498||04/02/2019|
So gay and thirsty
|by Anonymous||reply 499||04/04/2019|
He reminds me of Tebow. SO gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 500||04/04/2019|
His reaction to the panties was super gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 501||04/04/2019|
I agree with him, any stains like blood or shit, throw the damn underwear away, just gross
|by Anonymous||reply 502||04/05/2019|
R499 priceless A eunuch skirmishing about stained panties with plastic-faced and -titted harpies. We're in Oscar Wilde territory
|by Anonymous||reply 503||04/05/2019|
Coltie knows how to kiki
|by Anonymous||reply 504||04/06/2019|
[quote]Do we think that Cloton and Cissie have had sex yet?
Certainly not with each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 505||04/06/2019|
Colton visited Frozen on Broadway a few weeks back. How is it that he looks gayer than the gay guy he's next to?
|by Anonymous||reply 506||04/06/2019|
Will Coltoon be on Dancing with the Stars?
|by Anonymous||reply 507||04/15/2019|
r506 - You mean the guy in the skirt holding the flowers?
|by Anonymous||reply 508||04/15/2019|
Speaking to girls at the “Call Her Daddy” vlog this week, Viall revealed that he recently kissed a guy for the first time. And he liked it!
“I made out with my first guy yesterday,” he said. “It was hot.”
Asked if he was nervous about the same-sex lip lock, Viall replied, “I was a little bit. Yeah [there was tongue].”
And asked if he loved it, Viall added, “It moved.”
|by Anonymous||reply 509||04/18/2019|
r499 That was Colton's lesson in bottoming. He was so curious. "So you're just trying to get the guy off?"
|by Anonymous||reply 510||04/18/2019|
[quote] This closeted double one season wonder is having a tough time making ends meet and is discussing coming out and doing gay porn.
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