Lickable Limerick: Chef Stuart O’Keeffe

Meh. Pasta without salt.

I'd fuck him. And then he can braise a ham!

Although Limerick is sort of the white trash country area of Ireland.

Nice!

what's with all the guys nowadays with the non-focused iguana type eyes?

Cooking shirtless for his gay friend’s birthday...

INTERESTING. He is tagged in this photo posted by Mark Kurian, publisher of Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine and BFF/alleged fuck buddy of Cockgobbler Aaron Schock.

TOTALLY NOT GAY

Holy shit. Does he have a sex tape ?

The real naked chef!

Well maintained.

He kinda looks a lot like me, if I had a bigger self-preservation budget.

He is tagged in this very heterosexual photo.

He doesn't actually come out here, but I think he is, anyway. And if he's not, we can still dream about him.

R13 Looking at his Instagram, or listening to him talk, or seeing the people with whom he associates...he doesn’t have anything to come out of.

R3 What does “white trash” even mean in Ireland? How does one designate white trash in the whitest country on the planet?

Such a leprechaun face. He resembles the wolverine, too.

Totally fuckable. No complaints from me.

We need an unauthorized sex tape!

[quote]Pasta without salt.

And he calls himself a chef? Must be Irish.

He's kinda hot, but the show is a complete dud

R20 I agree. It feels like they designed it to be generic and completely free of personality. I only really stopped to notice him because the two women were cooking for five minutes or so and he stood there grinning, hand on hip, and I eventually thought “who the hell came up with this show, and why is that guy even there?”

There once was a chef from old Eire

Whose fate never was to make sire

He mixed many gin fizzeses

And released many sweet jizzeses

Till the girls all stop trying to be Missuses

There once was a Limerick chef

Whose Food Network fans were tone deaf

They did their pilates, dressed up like sweet hotties

Cuz they didn’t realize he’s a cocksucker too

There was a man with a sex tape

Who fucked a long way to the States

He kissed a few toads

He ate all of their loads

And thanks to PrEP he doesn’t have AIDS

Is Johnny Hazzard a close-enough porn surrogate?

Represented botox?

Or Dean Monroe?

If you want to see the Irish chef do porn, Dean Monroe should hold you over until O’Keeffe gets desperate for fame.

Does this Chef have an #onlyfans account?

There's always been something appealing about Johnny Hazzard. And I don't just mean his dong.

Well, Johnny Hazzard is of Italian origins, and I believe Dean Monroe is of Greek origins. I'd want a real Irishman, with a charming brogue. And Stuart hasn't yet (AFAIK) added any tattoos (yet).

I am mostly English and the rest mostly Irish, according to Ancestry DNA, although my Irish family are dark-featured and my dad has a lot of Iberian DNA, and so we are likely the Irish group that’s related to the Basque. Anyway, people used to tell me I looked like Johnny Hazzard (which I see only superficially—he is a lot more attractive IMO). There are plenty of swarthy-looking English and Irish people.

Stuart doesn't have a very strong accent on that Food Network Show -- I wonder if he's been told to tone it down, or if he has just started speaking American.

R33 He lives in West Hollywood and posted not long ago online about finally receiving his US citizenship. He’s assimilating like a good fame-hungry gay.

Sat at his table at a fundraiser recently. He is certainly out in his life if not in the media. And he is a very nice guy from what I saw as he interacted with everyone and was quite fun and funny without being bitter. I liked him and I’m a unfamous unrich fat old gay dude so he was not being nice to get in my pants.

R35 I am the OP and I started this thread this AM after watching him on the Food Network for five minutes. Two sentences in, it was clear he is gay gay gay. There’s no hiding it. Instagram confirmed.

He's black Irish, which is what they call the dark haired fair skinned guys. He has been out of Ireland long enough that he's starting to lose the accent.

R15 well, there's Travellers, who are basically gypsies living in Ireland, they are super trashy, but Limerick is a good sized town in West Ireland which is more country fried and poorer with a higher crime rate, less opportunity, etc.

My understanding is that "black Irish" comes from Spanish side of the Celtic genepool.