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Here is John Krasinski’s butt on Amazon’s Jack Ryan

Like many tall people it looks like it’s a bit flat. His chest looks fantastic though.

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by Anonymousreply 74September 2, 2018 9:06 PM

There’s quite a bit of gratuitous shirtlessness

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by Anonymousreply 1August 31, 2018 8:40 AM

he must have worked like a m fukker to get that bod. why his lips soo pink

he a hottie, awesome to suk and rim

by Anonymousreply 2August 31, 2018 9:25 AM

Wallace and Grommit

by Anonymousreply 3August 31, 2018 11:11 AM

Shirtlessness is never gratuitous if the guy is hot.

by Anonymousreply 4August 31, 2018 11:28 AM

Always adorable and now a fucking hot body. You know he's enjoying having that body. i would climb that tall mighty oak any time, any where.

by Anonymousreply 5August 31, 2018 11:52 AM

He'll never shake The Office no matter how hard he tries.

by Anonymousreply 6August 31, 2018 12:07 PM

I want to have his ass babies.

by Anonymousreply 7August 31, 2018 12:15 PM

nerd cock is the best, on the Office, his cumwads were splattered ev where...

by Anonymousreply 8August 31, 2018 12:36 PM

There are lots of closeups of his big phallic nose. The DP must be a contributor to the phallic nose thread.

by Anonymousreply 9August 31, 2018 12:47 PM

The slight ass flatness is sad thoigh.

by Anonymousreply 10August 31, 2018 12:56 PM

Emily must be exhausted after all that butt waxing.

by Anonymousreply 11August 31, 2018 12:58 PM

He is so average in every way possible will never understand how he ended up with a decent Hollywood careeer or how he nabbed someone like Emily Blunt.

by Anonymousreply 12August 31, 2018 1:16 PM

I never understood how a hot piece of stud like him picked such a bitch as Blunt....

by Anonymousreply 13August 31, 2018 1:18 PM

It's weird. I was a huge Office fan and loved John on the show. I thought he was ideal, actually. I respect his ability to buff up, but getting peeks like this back in the day were way more stimulating.

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by Anonymousreply 14August 31, 2018 1:20 PM

Very tall people with big round butts are rare. Even Joe Manganiello at his most muscular had a flat butt.

by Anonymousreply 15August 31, 2018 1:27 PM

No sex appeal. None.

by Anonymousreply 16August 31, 2018 1:28 PM

damn im hard thinkin bout sukin on his fat hot tittys , bak when he was beefy on Office. his ass was beefy too, hungry for some good tongue lovin.

by Anonymousreply 17August 31, 2018 1:44 PM

did someone open up a subscription for DL in a meth den or something?

by Anonymousreply 18August 31, 2018 1:48 PM

[quote] Even Joe Manganiello at his most muscular had a flat butt.

Why do you use past tense like he's dead?

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by Anonymousreply 19August 31, 2018 1:51 PM

Utterly sexless.

by Anonymousreply 20August 31, 2018 1:56 PM

Because Joe Manganiello AT HIS MOST MUSCULAR is past tense. He's much smaller now.

by Anonymousreply 21August 31, 2018 1:56 PM

Joe just 8 months ago.

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by Anonymousreply 22August 31, 2018 2:04 PM

LIke Krasinski better bearded.

Hot man.

by Anonymousreply 23August 31, 2018 2:11 PM

R14...totally agree. Office Jim is way more attractive to me than Buff Jim to me.

by Anonymousreply 24August 31, 2018 2:24 PM

Ugly

by Anonymousreply 25August 31, 2018 2:30 PM

You crack heads who say that my John isn't hot enough for you can just stick it the fuck straight up your bums. Just like I do when I peg John.

by Anonymousreply 26August 31, 2018 2:57 PM

I like him in this, including his body. He's had a lot of operations-shootings-tortures, though.

by Anonymousreply 27August 31, 2018 3:06 PM

Here's a gif

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by Anonymousreply 28August 31, 2018 3:10 PM

That's not flat. Looks damned nice. Although I am one of those who detests these mega huge over inflated asses you see all over now.

by Anonymousreply 29August 31, 2018 3:12 PM

totally tempting toches

by Anonymousreply 30August 31, 2018 3:14 PM

He must have 10% Neanderthal genes

by Anonymousreply 31August 31, 2018 3:15 PM

Why, r31?

by Anonymousreply 32August 31, 2018 3:15 PM

See the photo at R14 extra long and wide nasal passages, overly prominent brow ridges. Eyebrows so thick they need to be shaved weekly.

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by Anonymousreply 33August 31, 2018 3:30 PM

The tan line seems weird for the character.

by Anonymousreply 34August 31, 2018 3:37 PM

He just isn't leading man material. Sorry. I liked him in The Office too, but he was never a hottie. He just isn't fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 35August 31, 2018 4:20 PM

I thought he was adorable on The Office.

But that doesn't always translate to the big screen. It can sometimes just seem bland.

by Anonymousreply 36August 31, 2018 5:09 PM

Verificata of size meat?

by Anonymousreply 37August 31, 2018 5:24 PM

Isn't it a bit harder to keep a round butt in one's late thirties though? I used to have a big, round ass, and now in my mid thirties, it has started to flatten out. Maybe it's just my experience; in any case, it causes me great sadness.

by Anonymousreply 38August 31, 2018 5:30 PM

He must have waxed that ass. Sure he has a fuzzy ass on him IRL.

by Anonymousreply 39August 31, 2018 6:47 PM

Yeah, that and the torso.

by Anonymousreply 40August 31, 2018 6:48 PM

Well, this was a very nice surprise. I've had a crush on him forever and the ass is actually a lot bigger than I thought it would be. Rather nice actually. Granted, it might be easier to tell with a straight on shot, but I quite like it.

by Anonymousreply 41August 31, 2018 7:04 PM

To this day I don't know if I find him attractive. But I do think he would be fun as hell in bed. And I like to think he is hung thick n hairy. Mmmmm

by Anonymousreply 42August 31, 2018 7:14 PM

I'm wondering why he decided to buff up in the first place. He was never going to be the manly leading man type in action movies.

I'd think he be fun in bed too, though.

by Anonymousreply 43August 31, 2018 7:38 PM

Is any of you watching this? He's quite good.

by Anonymousreply 44August 31, 2018 7:40 PM

[quote]I'm wondering why he decided to buff up in the first place.

Because he did 13 Hours for Michael Bay. James Badge Dale was also in that film and got hugggggge. But were hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 45August 31, 2018 7:48 PM

Lovely.

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by Anonymousreply 46August 31, 2018 7:55 PM

That's actually really impressive for JBD since he's quite wiry in real life. Runner's body.

by Anonymousreply 47August 31, 2018 8:04 PM

Not impressed

by Anonymousreply 48August 31, 2018 8:35 PM

I always had a sneaking suspicion that he has a big cock. Something about this face makes me think that.

by Anonymousreply 49August 31, 2018 8:39 PM

His ass will do.

by Anonymousreply 50August 31, 2018 8:40 PM

James Dale would have made a good Jack Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 51August 31, 2018 10:19 PM

I'm watching the first episode now. I'm so happy Wendell Pierce is playing Greer.

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by Anonymousreply 52August 31, 2018 10:36 PM

I thought he was a big ole movie star/director now. Why is he slumming on TV again?

by Anonymousreply 53September 1, 2018 1:29 AM

That is NOT flat. That is a classically tight, masculine ass, the kind one might find on the Statue of David or Sam Elliott (same difference).

Why the fuck does DL expect every man to have a Kim Kardashian ass? It's sick.

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by Anonymousreply 54September 1, 2018 5:33 AM

[quote]I'm wondering why he decided to buff up in the first place.

Because he got the lead role in 13 Hours and people saw he could get muscles. And Chris Pratt, a fellow NBC sitcom star, turned out to be bankable as a musclestud.

by Anonymousreply 55September 1, 2018 6:29 AM

Chris Pratt also became buff for a role in a war movie (Zero Dark Thirty) and that led to his casting in Guardians.

by Anonymousreply 56September 1, 2018 7:45 AM

Chris Pratt should never have risen above Bright Abbott. Further proof of the overall fuckedupness of the world at large, his fame.

by Anonymousreply 57September 1, 2018 8:00 AM

very good series, on amazon, seen a bit, but my lord they put so much pink lipstick on his lips.....wtf??

by Anonymousreply 58September 1, 2018 8:52 AM

Might be your settings, r58. I hadn't noticed.

by Anonymousreply 59September 1, 2018 8:53 AM

I noticed that too, specially in the first close up scene with the bicycle, frosted pink cocoanut: my mom wore the same.

by Anonymousreply 60September 1, 2018 9:04 AM

Its kind of sexy, like he has been kissin a lot.

He looks so damn good in this show.

the plot? meh, and the casting is odd, but shhhh, I don't wanna appear racist...

by Anonymousreply 61September 1, 2018 9:30 AM

Boring plot, been fun to see his hotness in some sex crime thriller.

by Anonymousreply 62September 1, 2018 9:56 AM

Mmmm Sam Elliot. Now, that man had a definitive ass. It was perfect.

by Anonymousreply 63September 1, 2018 7:19 PM

I've always loved his working class guy next door looks.

by Anonymousreply 64September 1, 2018 8:23 PM

He must have a huge cock to have gotten the divine Miss Emily Blunt. He is Stanley Tucci's brother in law through marriage to Emily's sister.

by Anonymousreply 65September 1, 2018 8:28 PM

He obviously has a huge thick cock. He's the definition of BDF.

by Anonymousreply 66September 2, 2018 1:11 AM

they musta paid him tons to be in that boring Clancy series......bad.

but o lord ide die to suk his tits and asshole out

by Anonymousreply 67September 2, 2018 2:47 AM

Purposely Bad Speller, why don't I put you on ignore? Why is this your attention-seeking device?

Did you even watch Jack Ryan, megacunt?

by Anonymousreply 68September 2, 2018 10:35 AM

Is this what you want?

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by Anonymousreply 69September 2, 2018 5:13 PM

Is it true that John K was tapping Mindy Cohn's stinky pussy before he met this wife?

by Anonymousreply 70September 2, 2018 5:22 PM

That would be me.

by Anonymousreply 71September 2, 2018 5:33 PM

BJ I bet your ass is fuzzy as hell. Has John had it?

by Anonymousreply 72September 2, 2018 5:55 PM

I knew John at Brown. Nicest guy ever. Funny and normal. I have no verificatia of man sex.

by Anonymousreply 73September 2, 2018 9:03 PM

Dog weiner

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by Anonymousreply 74September 2, 2018 9:06 PM
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