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Mickey Rooney's Potato Fantasy

It's seven DL themes at once!

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by Anonymousreply 26August 24, 2018 10:11 PM

I love a big, fat buttery baked potato.

YUMMY

by Anonymousreply 1August 24, 2018 6:59 PM

Do you think Mickey Rooney had a big one?

by Anonymousreply 2August 24, 2018 7:01 PM

Raaaaaaanch!

by Anonymousreply 3August 24, 2018 7:02 PM

more info on poor Mickey's riches to rags tale:

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by Anonymousreply 4August 24, 2018 7:04 PM

No. Micro dick.

by Anonymousreply 5August 24, 2018 7:05 PM

I'll take the Grand Royale for $1.29 plus tax. Three full pounds of starch!

I'll wash it down with a Potato Shake (Mick says, "Try 'em!")

by Anonymousreply 6August 24, 2018 7:05 PM

Miss Gorightry! Miss Gorightry! You try my potato!

by Anonymousreply 7August 24, 2018 7:07 PM

Did he also endorse "Mr. Yunioshi's House of Sushi"?

by Anonymousreply 8August 24, 2018 7:07 PM

I'm surprised Mickey's Weenie World wasn't a success, R4.

by Anonymousreply 9August 24, 2018 7:10 PM

"Free Bread with Orders Over $5.00"

"Free Handshake for Seniors & Veterans"

Who the hell would want bread after stuffing themselves on potatoes?!?

by Anonymousreply 10August 24, 2018 7:12 PM

“No Substitutions” - I love it!!

“Um, I’d like to substitute a potato for the potato . . .”

by Anonymousreply 11August 24, 2018 7:26 PM

[quote]Does he ever feel he’s spreading himself too thin? Mr. Rooney looks insulted. ”Doing eight or 10 projects at a time gives you an extemporaneous quality going at each project. Even the great Picasso did eight paintings at a time so he could move back and forth and constantly get a fresh perspective.” Theater, macaroni and cosmetics? ”It’s all under the same heading of enthusiasm,” he says, ”and enthusiasm is like manure. If it stays in one pile, it stinks. But if you spread it around, something may grow – a flower or some corn.”

Corn? I don’t remember eating corn!

by Anonymousreply 12August 24, 2018 7:30 PM

Looks like there is a school there now.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 24, 2018 7:33 PM

No tipping ever!

by Anonymousreply 14August 24, 2018 7:35 PM

FUCK the potatoes. Give me one of those fabulous finned fifties cars parked in the background!

by Anonymousreply 15August 24, 2018 7:36 PM

Wow, that ad really says a lot about his personality. No tipping ever? Happy Half-Hour? What a cheap, mean, miserable old son of a bitch he was. He sounds like the kind of asshole who would stiff on a comped meal. Too bad, that little building was charming.

by Anonymousreply 16August 24, 2018 7:55 PM

I'd never heard of this place, but I DO remember Mickey Rooney's Tabas Hotel in PA.

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by Anonymousreply 17August 24, 2018 8:07 PM

That's horrifying r17.

by Anonymousreply 18August 24, 2018 8:21 PM

Well at least it was not cultural appropriation seeing he was a Mic.

by Anonymousreply 19August 24, 2018 8:26 PM

He was my inspiration!

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by Anonymousreply 20August 24, 2018 8:26 PM

Too bad there was no yelp back then. I would have loved to read the reviews, you know that place had to suck.

by Anonymousreply 21August 24, 2018 8:31 PM

Fake.

by Anonymousreply 22August 24, 2018 8:52 PM

Cake!

by Anonymousreply 23August 24, 2018 8:56 PM

looks like a vag!

by Anonymousreply 24August 24, 2018 9:09 PM

Thank you R24 With a deformed YELLOW clit. Hey Mickey, do you got a polish or foot long on the menu?

by Anonymousreply 25August 24, 2018 9:32 PM

Theater, macaroni and cosmetics? God knows DL has had numerous threads about these.

by Anonymousreply 26August 24, 2018 10:11 PM
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