It's seven DL themes at once!
I love a big, fat buttery baked potato.
YUMMY
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 24, 2018 6:59 PM |
Do you think Mickey Rooney had a big one?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 24, 2018 7:01 PM |
Raaaaaaanch!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 24, 2018 7:02 PM |
more info on poor Mickey's riches to rags tale:
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 24, 2018 7:04 PM |
No. Micro dick.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 24, 2018 7:05 PM |
I'll take the Grand Royale for $1.29 plus tax. Three full pounds of starch!
I'll wash it down with a Potato Shake (Mick says, "Try 'em!")
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 24, 2018 7:05 PM |
Miss Gorightry! Miss Gorightry! You try my potato!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 24, 2018 7:07 PM |
Did he also endorse "Mr. Yunioshi's House of Sushi"?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 24, 2018 7:07 PM |
I'm surprised Mickey's Weenie World wasn't a success, R4.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 24, 2018 7:10 PM |
"Free Bread with Orders Over $5.00"
"Free Handshake for Seniors & Veterans"
Who the hell would want bread after stuffing themselves on potatoes?!?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 24, 2018 7:12 PM |
“No Substitutions” - I love it!!
“Um, I’d like to substitute a potato for the potato . . .”
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 24, 2018 7:26 PM |
[quote]Does he ever feel he’s spreading himself too thin? Mr. Rooney looks insulted. ”Doing eight or 10 projects at a time gives you an extemporaneous quality going at each project. Even the great Picasso did eight paintings at a time so he could move back and forth and constantly get a fresh perspective.” Theater, macaroni and cosmetics? ”It’s all under the same heading of enthusiasm,” he says, ”and enthusiasm is like manure. If it stays in one pile, it stinks. But if you spread it around, something may grow – a flower or some corn.”
Corn? I don’t remember eating corn!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 24, 2018 7:30 PM |
No tipping ever!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 24, 2018 7:35 PM |
FUCK the potatoes. Give me one of those fabulous finned fifties cars parked in the background!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 24, 2018 7:36 PM |
Wow, that ad really says a lot about his personality. No tipping ever? Happy Half-Hour? What a cheap, mean, miserable old son of a bitch he was. He sounds like the kind of asshole who would stiff on a comped meal. Too bad, that little building was charming.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 24, 2018 7:55 PM |
I'd never heard of this place, but I DO remember Mickey Rooney's Tabas Hotel in PA.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 24, 2018 8:07 PM |
That's horrifying r17.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 24, 2018 8:21 PM |
Well at least it was not cultural appropriation seeing he was a Mic.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 24, 2018 8:26 PM |
Too bad there was no yelp back then. I would have loved to read the reviews, you know that place had to suck.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 24, 2018 8:31 PM |
Fake.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 24, 2018 8:52 PM |
Cake!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 24, 2018 8:56 PM |
looks like a vag!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 24, 2018 9:09 PM |
Thank you R24 With a deformed YELLOW clit. Hey Mickey, do you got a polish or foot long on the menu?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 24, 2018 9:32 PM |
Theater, macaroni and cosmetics? God knows DL has had numerous threads about these.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 24, 2018 10:11 PM |