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Before the 90 Days, Season 2

Let the ratchedness continue.

by Anonymousreply 600December 3, 2018 4:16 AM

I get a kick out of the 52 year old who looks more like 62, I can't wait until her Nigerian "boyfriend" and his friends get a look at her.

Then we have the chick who flies out to England with a baby to be with a guy who still lives with his mother, has a criminal record and possible drinking problem (his barfing).

Paul and Karine who looks like she is on drugs or possibly pregnant and has him bringing all those toys (and sex toys) probably to use for her webcam clients.

2 other guys who leave children behind to chase their dream woman and are probably being Catfished

Then we have Darcey who looks botoxed chasing after a young guy who seems like he can barely tolerate her.

This is the first season I have watched this show and I am enjoying all the hot messes.

by Anonymousreply 1August 18, 2018 9:30 AM

[quote]Oh and he also has bad skin. He only seems hot because he's 20 years younger than Darcy.

Thank you. There is nothing "hot" about him, except his temper.

by Anonymousreply 2August 19, 2018 7:16 AM

[quote]I get a kick out of the 52 year old who looks more like 62, I can't wait until her Nigerian "boyfriend" and his friends get a look at her.

Oh, it's not going to be pretty.

[quote]Then we have the chick who flies out to England with a baby to be with a guy who still lives with his mother, has a criminal record and possible drinking problem (his barfing).

The only reason I give this chick a greenlight is because he pays for her childcare. It's a lot more than the others do.

[quote] Paul and Karine who looks like she is on drugs or possibly pregnant and has him bringing all those toys (and sex toys) probably to use for her webcam clients.

OH, FO, SHO!

by Anonymousreply 3August 19, 2018 7:19 AM

It is pretty uncomfortable watching Darcey and Jesse. He always looks like he's about to slap her.

by Anonymousreply 4August 19, 2018 6:29 PM

I am just starting this. I am fucking disgusted that someone with a tiny baby is doing this shit, she may be the worst one yet. Also, none of these mail order people are that attractive, if we met them we wouldn't look twice, they are just 30 years younger which is gross to me too. I like people my own age. All of these assholes are trainwrecks.

by Anonymousreply 5August 19, 2018 6:38 PM

Call me old fashioned but I feel like if you just spit a kid out of your crotch 3 months ago you should avoid stuffing cocks in it for awhile. And you know she wants that guy to knock her up too. I purposely don't have kids because I know I am not the settle down type, I don't like it when assholes like this use up my kid allotment.

by Anonymousreply 6August 19, 2018 6:50 PM

When they do the "on this season" promos, there's a woman chasing a man from Algeria. She hasn't been introduced, right??

Rumor has it that Jon and Rachel met before the show, meaning this "first meeting" isn't their first AND that they've already married. Be that as it may, if this was their first meeting, there's no reason to take Lucy. These moms with kids present a baptism by fire story line.

As f*cked up as all of these relationships seem to be, it keeps my mind off of my own screwed up love life. No visa involved in my situation but still....messed up.

by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2018 11:00 PM

I've followed the other 90 Day folks ( Chantal, Azan, etc...) so this group is new to me.

The person I'm most empathetic for is the AA father who went to meet his girl & she left him waiting for hours in a cafe.

I don't remember his name but he seems like such a sweet gentle fellow but so naive.

I don't understand why someone like him ( kind, has a career, not hideous to look at, a homeowner, a loving dad ) resorts to this mind field. All his attributes should be cat nip to single women.

by Anonymousreply 8August 19, 2018 11:11 PM

I can't stop watching this bullshit today. I don't usually watch shit like this but it sucked me in for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 9August 20, 2018 12:31 AM

[quote] The person I'm most empathetic for is the AA father who went to meet his girl & she left him waiting for hours in a cafe.

You mean Ricky from Ohio? I thought he was Hispanic? I agree, he seems like an OK guy but he's in for a major disaster with that catfish.

by Anonymousreply 10August 20, 2018 12:40 AM

Jesus, if Hazel thinks Tarik is chubby wait till she gets to Virginia!

by Anonymousreply 11August 20, 2018 1:05 AM

OMG, r11, Hazel is real? I can't watch till it's uploaded but I'm happy to hear that.

by Anonymousreply 12August 20, 2018 1:07 AM

R12, she is real and so sad. Her eyes look dead. She is so desperate to get out of the Philippines that she will do anything.

by Anonymousreply 13August 20, 2018 1:13 AM

Thanks r13, and she could have done much, much worse. Mark from Baltimore comes to mind.

by Anonymousreply 14August 20, 2018 1:29 AM

Hazel looks like she's about to drop dead. He's going nuts for THAT?

by Anonymousreply 15August 20, 2018 1:35 AM

Isn't anyone going to mention Rachel's weight gain?

by Anonymousreply 16August 20, 2018 1:54 AM

Wait are you implying she's pregnant r16? If not now, she will be soon. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 17August 20, 2018 2:12 AM

LMAO at Angela (the 52 year old), she was all over that little Nigerian guy. Then in the morning she said he was a beat who screwed her 2-3 times last night. He is embarrassed of her but he wants that green card.

by Anonymousreply 18August 20, 2018 3:41 AM

that should be she said he was a beast. He said she is bigger and older than he expected and she is too loud and aggressive. I get a kick out of watching them except for her stupid Trump gear she brought him.

by Anonymousreply 19August 20, 2018 3:42 AM

I can’t understand why these people have to go to such extremes to meet each other. They can’t find their soul mate in the same city/state where they actually live. They spend so much money to hook up with losers.

by Anonymousreply 20August 20, 2018 3:43 AM

I had a girl who worked with me who looked a lot like Hazel, Tarek could have met somebody like that locally but then I think these men enjoy having these green card needing females depend on them

by Anonymousreply 21August 20, 2018 3:48 AM

R21 yep they want young, fresh puss

Yes, Hazel could've done much worse -- David from the previous show, happily ever after, for example

by Anonymousreply 22August 20, 2018 3:49 AM

A lot of them have the incel mentality. They want a woman who can be easily controlled and who will be utterly dependent on them, financially and otherwise, for a while. A woman who has lived in North America or Western Europe sufficiently long will not fit that pattern so they have to prowl the Third World.

by Anonymousreply 23August 20, 2018 3:53 AM

I know Hazel says she's got a kid but damn she still looks trans to me

by Anonymousreply 24August 20, 2018 4:04 AM

R23 I would imagine any argument would end with, I brought you here, I own you, you owe me (bitch)

R24 I thought so last episode from the pictures, but no, she's real (I can always tell)

by Anonymousreply 25August 20, 2018 4:05 AM

r22 Hazel had a kid so it's not that fresh

by Anonymousreply 26August 20, 2018 4:10 AM

[quote]It is pretty uncomfortable watching Darcey and Jesse. He always looks like he's about to slap her.

Tell me about it!

Is it roid rage or something, because he appears to be looking to throw down at any moment. However, he's right about Darcy's wack expectation of him being a stepfather so soon.

by Anonymousreply 27August 20, 2018 5:53 AM

Darcy's pathetic and I can't stand Jesse.

by Anonymousreply 28August 20, 2018 5:57 AM

Darcy was arrested for fighting with her sister.

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by Anonymousreply 29August 20, 2018 6:05 AM

I wonder where there any charges or were they dropped?

By the way, she and her twin also had a pilot show w/the husbands, kids, and the cousin. She was the black lady who went to shop with Darcy.

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by Anonymousreply 30August 20, 2018 6:10 AM

Get a load of "Frank" Darcey's husband in that link at r30

by Anonymousreply 31August 20, 2018 6:24 AM

I know. When I saw it, I totally wouldn't put those two together.

by Anonymousreply 32August 20, 2018 6:31 AM

So Darcey just wants to be a reality star. A husband would be nice but she really likes the limelight.

by Anonymousreply 33August 20, 2018 10:07 AM

I haven't caught the entire shows, but Hazel looks trans to me, too. She's so short, but has proportionately huge hands, wrists, shoulders, a masculine face and voice. If she has a kid, she could have been the daddy. Let me guess, she'll be like Nikki, and have her "period" 20 out of 30 days a month so he leaves her alone.

by Anonymousreply 34August 20, 2018 1:36 PM

Jesse gives Darcy a love letter on her birthday talking about her "natural beauty." Darcy "wakes up" with full eye makeup and eyelashes.

by Anonymousreply 35August 20, 2018 3:18 PM

Darcey looks like she got bargain basement fillers and DIY hair and eyelash extensions.

by Anonymousreply 36August 20, 2018 3:32 PM

That Ricky guy is a tool. Typical average straight guy who won't settle for anything less than a young woman who looks like a porn star. I loved it when he said she looked elegant! I feel so sorry for his daughter, that he thinks someone that fake and skanky acting would be a good mother to his daughter. That's why he is a loser. Normally I wouldn't be able to stand a gold digger like Hazel, but she looks so broken it is sad. You know she has had to prostitute herself to get by, especially if she lost her child to the father because she had no money. She doesn't come off like Annie or Anifisa who want luxury items, she comes off like someone who just wants the basic necessities. What a hell of a life where all she has to trade for is her youth and her body.

by Anonymousreply 37August 20, 2018 8:33 PM

I thought it was sad as they dressed Hazel up as a "sexy beast". They brought a welcoming committee for Tarik so she's got the whole fam damily working to make this happen for her. When Tarik shows up, Hazel hides! Sad, sad, sad.

by Anonymousreply 38August 20, 2018 10:07 PM

Is Ricky the chubby guy who looks like the father Chantel? Yeah, him getting all pissy while he waits, like dude, you have no fucking power here, what are you gonna do? leave? you came to fucking Colombia, idiot, you're gonna have to wait till she shows up.

by Anonymousreply 39August 20, 2018 10:13 PM

Hazel doesn't want to have sex until after they're married. Is that because SHE HAS A DICK?????????????????? She could be lying about the kid. I'm sorry but she looks like she stepped right out of POSE and into TLC.

by Anonymousreply 40August 20, 2018 11:58 PM

Jessie's generous birthday gift of a typewritten note was heartwarming. You know that stupid bitch paid for him to come over. He couldn't have picked her up a t shirt or something at the airport?

by Anonymousreply 41August 20, 2018 11:59 PM

AND HE SENDS HER MONEY!!! Melissa couldn't be bothered to show up on time.

by Anonymousreply 42August 21, 2018 3:05 AM

It seemed like Ricky was sayin that he and Melissa had only texted before he flew all the way from Ohio to Columbia to meet her.

He didn't talk to her on the phone even once?

That's just a little needy for me. Who does that?

by Anonymousreply 43August 21, 2018 3:43 AM

r52 It will probably be the last autonomy she will have, once he picks her up she's stuck with him, I would be late too.

by Anonymousreply 44August 21, 2018 4:12 AM

[quote]She doesn't come off like Annie or Anifisa who want luxury items, she comes off like someone who just wants the basic necessities. What a hell of a life where all she has to trade for is her youth and her body.

She did say she liked Tarik's big home. That he had a good job and lived in US.

by Anonymousreply 45August 21, 2018 6:04 AM

[quote]Jessie's generous birthday gift of a typewritten note was heartwarming. You know that stupid bitch paid for him to come over. He couldn't have picked her up a t shirt or something at the airport?

I ASSumed he paid for the boat ride.

by Anonymousreply 46August 21, 2018 6:05 AM

"Melissa" was not at all interested in Ricky, yet he thinks he charmed her? This guy can't even get a woman in a 3rd world country.

by Anonymousreply 47August 21, 2018 6:18 AM

Poor Hazel said she lived in a very small place with many other people. She thought the micro condo Tarik rented for them was paradise. I hope she is growing that hair so she can sell it to a wig maker.

by Anonymousreply 48August 21, 2018 12:09 PM

Oh, tacky, R48! But funny!

by Anonymousreply 49August 21, 2018 2:14 PM

I really wonder what kind of mental defect or delusion makes these over 40 types like Darcey and Molly think that their 20 something "fiances" (neither of whom are anything to write home about, btw) are going to become STEPFATHERS to their children! Jesse is only 24, for Christ's sake and she has two preteen daughters! It's SICK. And Molly absolutely destroyed her relationship with her older daughter Olivia and has probably traumatized her younger biracial child for life.

And then there's idiot Nicole, who has wasted her meager resources dragging that poor child to Morocco not once but twice and forced her to call Azan "daddy". Cockeyed Danielle thought Mohamed was going to be a stepdad to her three teenage daughters. WHAT. THE. FUCK???!

by Anonymousreply 50August 21, 2018 3:44 PM

I had sympathy for Ricky in the first episode but after watching him in the last ep I'm convinced he's a moron. I don't think we'll see Melissa again.

by Anonymousreply 51August 21, 2018 11:43 PM

Did Ricki pay for Melissa's braces?

by Anonymousreply 52August 22, 2018 3:39 AM

I feel bad for all these kids who are going to be stuck with a creepy predatory parent and a weird mail order step parent. Imagine growing up like that?

by Anonymousreply 53August 22, 2018 4:46 AM

[quote] really wonder what kind of mental defect or delusion makes these over 40 types like Darcey and Molly think that their 20 something "fiances" (neither of whom are anything to write home about, btw) are going to become STEPFATHERS to their children! Jesse is only 24, for Christ's sake and she has two preteen daughters! It's SICK. And Molly absolutely destroyed her relationship with her older daughter Olivia and has probably traumatized her younger biracial child for life.

[quote] And then there's idiot Nicole, who has wasted her meager resources dragging that poor child to Morocco not once but twice and forced her to call Azan "daddy". Cockeyed Danielle thought Mohamed was going to be a stepdad to her three teenage daughters. WHAT. THE. FUCK???!

I know. This show seems to find all of the morons. I mean I could have an ounce of respect if they said they just wanted a husband, but noooooo.... they want their toddler-age fiance to be a daddy for their babies.

by Anonymousreply 54August 22, 2018 7:56 AM

Jorge will be sentenced on September 7th so we can say goodbye to AnalFiza.

by Anonymousreply 55August 22, 2018 7:53 PM

R55

So he was convicted already? How many years could he face?

by Anonymousreply 56August 22, 2018 11:15 PM

Tarik is garbage. He was trying to guilt trip Hazel and kept pushing her boundaries. He's manipulative, probably extremely controlling, but trying to hide it behind the nice guy with puppy dog eyes act. Poor Hazel.

The airline lost his ticket, my ass.

by Anonymousreply 57August 22, 2018 11:47 PM

R57 I am pretty sure he planned the stop in Bangkok to get in some quality child whore time before buying his destitute Filipino bride.

by Anonymousreply 58August 23, 2018 12:22 AM

Who issues physical tickets these days anyway.? You don't even need a printout of your e-ticket anyway, just come to the airline counter with the passport and they'll issue you a new boarding pass.

by Anonymousreply 59August 23, 2018 12:47 AM

I'm thinking maybe the producers offered him a paper ticket.

by Anonymousreply 60August 23, 2018 6:25 AM

JESSE IS HORRIBLE

by Anonymousreply 61August 27, 2018 12:25 AM

Kip Dynamite can play Russ in the Russ and Pao story.

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by Anonymousreply 62August 27, 2018 12:29 AM

Jesse is inflexible. That may change with age.

Darcy is a dope for pursuing a relationship with Jesse.

by Anonymousreply 63August 27, 2018 12:40 AM

John looks like a muppet

by Anonymousreply 64August 27, 2018 12:57 AM

He does r64!

by Anonymousreply 65August 27, 2018 1:03 AM

Ugh, Jesse has that long torso short leg thing going on too, I find him repellent. Though his saying "I'm not ready to be a fodder!" is hilarious. He and Darcey deserve each other. Jesus, whoever said up thread that Hazel was heartbreaking is right. I can't even snark. I feel bad for her. And Tarik has an ex in Bangkok? Of course he does. Damn, he's cute, too bad he's clearly a p.o.s misogynist.

by Anonymousreply 66August 27, 2018 2:14 AM

OMG, that FIVE HOUR church service!!! And Hazel isn't even that pretty - her parents look like two dried up raisins, way older than her.

Things aren't going so hot in Nigeria either, with that poor slob trying to choke down a bite of snail (!) and then jonesing for a cigarette and then being called (correctly) fat.

by Anonymousreply 67August 27, 2018 2:34 AM

Is that fat dude in Colombia just adding "a" to the end of words to speak Spanish? Seems like it.

by Anonymousreply 68August 27, 2018 2:37 AM

[quote]OMG, that FIVE HOUR church service!!!

No, it was six hours. It was only five hours later, after Tarik noticed he was there an hour.

by Anonymousreply 69August 27, 2018 5:39 AM

Rachel Bear and Jon Walters Already Married! – 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days Spoilers

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by Anonymousreply 70August 27, 2018 5:58 AM

Darcy is at least as repulsive as Jesse, if not more disgusting. At least he hides whatever famewhoring intentions he has.

She is always wearing some article of clothing from her tragic clothing line and desperately trying to look like a 20-something.

She's slick trying to quietly introduce her sister on tonight's show, when in reality, they're trying to launch (re-launch?) their failed singing career - .The Silva Twins.

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by Anonymousreply 71August 27, 2018 6:01 AM

Lock your number on my phone -- it's catchy and has a good beat.

by Anonymousreply 72August 27, 2018 6:18 AM

Paul to Karine, what smells like fish? I'm thinking her old ass sanitary napkins.

by Anonymousreply 73August 27, 2018 6:19 AM

R73 LMAO! That's the exact thought I had. Karine is a child and seems kind of slow tbh.

by Anonymousreply 74August 27, 2018 9:15 PM

Yeah, my mom made us dump those things in the outside trashcan. LOL. I wonder why were all the stuff animals on the floor. Was she actually playing w/them?

by Anonymousreply 75August 28, 2018 5:44 AM

Karine is already knocked up by somebody else and is quickly trying to lock down Paul

by Anonymousreply 76August 28, 2018 6:21 AM

I was thinking the exact same things. Notice she didn't show him the pregnancy test. She just said it was negative.

by Anonymousreply 77August 28, 2018 6:25 AM

FYI: Nicole dye May's hair purple to match her purple hair. You can see it at 1:45

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by Anonymousreply 78August 28, 2018 6:31 AM

Angela is a reality fame-seeker. She has been on Maury not once but twice. She appeared with her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend and said that her daughter's child was not fathered by the boyfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 79August 28, 2018 9:54 AM

I think Hazel hired those two old people to pretend to be her parents. Their vibe was way off. I still think she looks like a ladyboy. And you can tell Tarik (or whatever his name is) is lying about what he got up to in Bangkok.

I always feel sorry for the kids of these people.

by Anonymousreply 80August 28, 2018 12:00 PM

I seriously hope Hazel does marry that dope and he brings her to the US only because she desperately needs to be saved and she seems so depressed I really do worry about her sanity if she stays there. Darcy and her sister are identical yet the sister looks younger and prettier. How did that happen? Calling Angela fat was wrong but Angela sending this poor kid heavily filtered photos downplaying her size was equally as wrong. No winners here.

by Anonymousreply 81August 28, 2018 4:42 PM

Calling Angela fat I chalk up to cultural differences. Her slapping him was a REALLY bad idea.

by Anonymousreply 82August 28, 2018 4:55 PM

I can't even take Angela seriously and seeing the two of them in bed was disturbing. He looks like a child and she looks much older than 52.

by Anonymousreply 83August 28, 2018 5:40 PM

So no comments of r70? The baby is in fact, a muppet baby? That makes sense, it explains why she is never shown trying to get permission to leav the country with the kid, etc. I hope so, otherwise I think this chick is a fucking moron and a slut.

by Anonymousreply 84August 28, 2018 8:04 PM

If Lucy really is his child and they're pretending she isn't then they're both sociopaths and should be edited out of the remaining episodes.

by Anonymousreply 85August 28, 2018 8:43 PM

They have already married. I’m pretty sure Lucy is her child.

by Anonymousreply 86August 28, 2018 8:59 PM

There's no doubt Lucy is HER child but is she HIS child?

by Anonymousreply 87August 28, 2018 9:02 PM

No, she is not his child.

by Anonymousreply 88August 28, 2018 9:22 PM

She admitted on camera it's not his child. They were in the midst of their online relationship and she just "got pregnant" - oopsie!

That said, Lucy is one of the cutest babies ever.

by Anonymousreply 89August 28, 2018 9:39 PM

Internet sleuths have discovered social media love messages between Rachel and Jon dating back to 2016. They are already married and of course have met long before this series was taped and Jon is the father of the child. The 90 Days folks are investigating them for fraud. This has happened before - remember the Amish couple that just met and it turned out they had two kids together.

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by Anonymousreply 90August 28, 2018 9:45 PM

Does TLC not have anyone doing background checks on these people?

by Anonymousreply 91August 29, 2018 12:18 AM

Not so much R91 - that is how creepy stalker/arsonist Paul made the cut...He wouldn't be let in to most European countries as well as Canada with his felony record.

by Anonymousreply 92August 29, 2018 12:24 AM

Paul is strange but Karine is no prize.

by Anonymousreply 93August 29, 2018 12:29 AM

Karine is just borderline IQ (maybe she had meningitis as a baby or some other type of viral infection that affected her cognitive capacity). But Paul is just a creepy felon.

by Anonymousreply 94August 29, 2018 12:34 AM

Karine admitted that she wanted to have a baby because she was afraid of losing Meal ticket..... I mean, Paul. That's a wonderful reason for wanting to start a family with someone.

by Anonymousreply 95August 29, 2018 3:02 AM

This is what the link says about John and Rachel:

[quote]Second, 90 Day Fiance Reddit peeps dug up some interesting info that supports the growing theory that John Walters and Rachel Bear already met. There was the drama of her at the airport and then Paddington Station where he didn’t show. Then the whole sweetness of him saying it was his “last first kiss” ever when they smooched.

[quote] Was this all for the 90 Day Fiance cameras? The same intrepid armchair investigators found a screenshot of Jon Walters and Rachel Bear’s GoFundMe page where they raised almost $2k to fund a trip to the UK. There’s no date on the page, but it appears to be from 2017. According to records, the pair got married in Cornwall, England on May 31, 2018.

Does the writer of the article know that they filmed in way in advance? I think they filmed in 2017, which would be in line when they met. Rachel starting a gofundme account was needed, so she can got to England to see John. Otherwise, her broke ass wouldn't have any cash, because when she landed she stated she didn't have any money, if John left her stranded.

by Anonymousreply 96August 29, 2018 6:02 AM

Too lazy to read it again but it also said they've known each other since 2016 and had met before she got pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 97August 29, 2018 6:06 AM

That article is too convoluted with no real hard facts. 2016 is when they met online. Still, there is no smoking gun.

by Anonymousreply 98August 29, 2018 6:47 AM

r95 I think Karine is already pregnant by somebody else but will tell Paul it is his

by Anonymousreply 99August 29, 2018 7:15 AM

He better do the math.

by Anonymousreply 100August 29, 2018 7:17 AM

That low budget site linked in R90 sucks. A week before it published that article about Jon being the "real bio dad," it published another story that the baby's grandmother - the mother of the American man who knocked her up - slammed her in an article in In Touch Weekly.

Convoluted is an understated description for that shitty site.

by Anonymousreply 101August 29, 2018 10:35 AM

I don't think it's a big deal that Jon and Rachel were married a couple of months ago considering the show was probably filmed earlier this year.

by Anonymousreply 102August 29, 2018 2:15 PM

I hope Tarik gets Hazel out of there too. She is heartbreaking.

by Anonymousreply 103August 29, 2018 6:48 PM

R103 Why? She's blatantly using him. I guess they're all trying to get a green card but she doesn't show any kind of interest in him.

by Anonymousreply 104September 2, 2018 11:40 PM

Remember him? (Her too, I guess). Haircut!!

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by Anonymousreply 105September 3, 2018 12:00 AM

Ricky, the hopeless romantic, just text a woman to come over for a booty call.

by Anonymousreply 106September 3, 2018 12:24 AM

I am pretty sure the woman Ricky had come over is also a prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 107September 4, 2018 5:12 PM

[quote]Ricky, the hopeless romantic, just text a woman to come over for a booty call

Well, he was talking to her for months. He wants to live it up in Columbia or as they say make lemonade out of lemons.

by Anonymousreply 108September 5, 2018 6:29 AM

Anybody watch Married at First Sight?

Apparently, Jonathan is dating one of the experts, Dr. Jessica Griffin.

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by Anonymousreply 109September 5, 2018 6:36 AM

I only watched Married at first Site the first season with Jamie and Doug.

by Anonymousreply 110September 5, 2018 7:42 PM

Well, the last two seasons were/are pretty good. This season, the bride gets arrested on her way to her honeymoon.

by Anonymousreply 111September 6, 2018 4:54 AM

Jesse gave an interview & I saw it online.

He has to be trippin' He said he can't go anywhere without women coming up to him begging for his sperm.

A woman in California offered him $40,000 for his DNA.

A lesbian couple contacted him & are begging him to father their kid no strings attached.

WTF? He's not anywhere near dreamboat material looks wise. .

Shit! He's from the Netherlands. It's crawling with better looking men.

by Anonymousreply 112September 8, 2018 1:57 AM

He has a rat face, but I guess they like his height and blond hair. They are blindly ignoring the rage and rat face.

by Anonymousreply 113September 8, 2018 6:20 AM

Is that true about the lesbian couple r112 or did he just say that? I like to think our systren have better fucking taste than this rat face (thank you r113) rage machine.

by Anonymousreply 114September 8, 2018 6:25 AM

The men in the Netherlands are hot and tall....Jesse doesn’t even compare to his fellow countrymen.

by Anonymousreply 115September 8, 2018 11:33 PM

The fat blonde & the Nigerian broke up & he returned home.

Since then she's been on a bender.

She was arrested for a DUI. It's her second DUI.

by Anonymousreply 116September 9, 2018 12:08 AM

She was arrested on 9/2/18

by Anonymousreply 117September 9, 2018 12:09 AM

Jorge was sentenced to 2-1/2 years and $20,000 fine.

by Anonymousreply 118September 9, 2018 12:41 AM

Oh shit, is it suspended r117 or does he actually have to go to the clink for 2 years? I bet it's probably only going to be like 6 months.

by Anonymousreply 119September 9, 2018 12:46 AM

I read he has to do the time; a minimum of 22 months. I think he turned himself in today. I'll look for a link.

by Anonymousreply 120September 9, 2018 1:37 AM

At least they had their DR vacation to keep the love burning while they're apart.

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by Anonymousreply 121September 9, 2018 1:42 AM

Thanks r121.

by Anonymousreply 122September 9, 2018 1:43 AM

Wow, that's unfortunate for Jorge. I know he was only doing it to please, Anfisa. With that said, I thought weed was pretty much legal in most states, and for the states where it is not legal, it was pretty much a slap on the wrist.

by Anonymousreply 123September 9, 2018 5:06 AM

300 pounds of pot isn't legal anywhere, r123. Jorge even says in his video that it was illegal.

by Anonymousreply 124September 9, 2018 5:56 AM

Oh please r123, we can't blame EVERYTHING on Anfisa, do you really think he would have had a real, 9-5 job if not for her? Come on!. What a shmuck, there's dispensaries everywhere in Cali, he should have at least gone big and sold blow.

by Anonymousreply 125September 9, 2018 5:59 AM

Thank God the saga of Jessie and Darcy is finally over and they're introducing a pair of new long distance lovers next week. As fucked up as she is I'm glad Darcy was the one to pull the plug. Jessie's tears were hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 126September 10, 2018 2:31 AM

[quote]Jessie's tears were hilarious.

Yeah, I think -- no I believe -- he was totally shocked to hear her say that SHE will walk away. He thought he would always have a someone he could emotionally abuse for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 127September 10, 2018 4:03 AM

He will r127, those junior high acting assholes will always go back to each other, we just won't have to see it each week.

by Anonymousreply 128September 10, 2018 4:10 AM

Karine's poor mom. She really looked like she was attending a funeral. She knows what her daughter's in for.

Ricky is pitiful. He's sending money to Melissa. He's sending money to Ximena. He says he's falling in love with Ximena, but first! "Are you using me for my money?" "We have instant chemistry. Maybe I should tell her I was in her country to visit the other love of my life." Ricky is that guy always looking for the euphoria and when it becomes real, starts finding ways to end it.

Angela. Ugh. Why is she even bothering? She should just chalk this up to a two week hook-up and head home.

by Anonymousreply 129September 10, 2018 4:11 AM

[quote]Ricky is pitiful. He's sending money to Melissa. He's sending money to Ximena.

I surprised he sent money to two women, and I believe Ximena actually forgot she received money from him. LOL. I bet she was playing quite a few men.

by Anonymousreply 130September 10, 2018 4:25 AM

I suppose Ricky didn't get the opportunity but can you imagine Melissa's face when he ask her what she spent his money on? He commented that he didn't remember her having braces. Surprise! Melissa forgot to thank him.

I'm certain Ricky is going to find a way out of his budding relationship with Ximena.

by Anonymousreply 131September 10, 2018 1:18 PM

Ricky is a pathetic mess. He's sending money to women he's never met, and when he meets them, he takes them shopping. How fucking stupid does he have to be to then wonder if they're really into him or his money?

It was heartbreaking to see the pain in Karine's mother's face. I didn't see sadness, I saw fear. Like any mother she's worried about her daughter getting married and having a good life, but with Karine, she also knows she's not equipped to handle an abusive husband.

Darcy's histrionics are laughably moronic and fake. When she makes that scrunchy face and pretends to cry - without any tears, ever - she always manages to say 'I'm a strong woman!" She would never be considered strong by anyone, anywhere.

Speaking of histrionics, why does Tarik's brother Dean move and speak like a Real Housewife? Everything from the way he speaks, to the way he tilts his head, to the way he walks, it all makes him look like he's on an audition.

Angela deserves all the misery she's getting. I hope the sex was worth it.

by Anonymousreply 132September 10, 2018 6:06 PM

Angela. Jesus CHRIST. When you think this show can't go any lower, there she is. It killed me when they were walking through that Nigerian SLUM and she says, "It's nice."

Also loved seeing Tarik gagging while eating the fertile egg. You can't say this show doesn't deliver the goods!

by Anonymousreply 133September 10, 2018 11:55 PM

Ricky needs some time on a shrink's couch.

He seems like a nice guy & devoted to his kids but he is carrying some huge baggage = low self-esteem, fear of being alone, a naive sense about love, etc..

If he got some therapy to get to the root of his issues then I have no doubt he could fins a woman w/o having to resort to the perils of Trans-continental dating

by Anonymousreply 134September 11, 2018 12:45 AM

Angela was being polite with that comment, R133. She’s such a haggard mess, but she has grown on me! Of all of them, she’s the most honest (except maybe Hazel), straightforward and all-in. She’s a brave fool. Which is why i have a soft spot for her- hers is the true tragedy (except Hazel again) of the season. But yes, time to cut her losses. A lot of money to hook up with an average Nigerian man, but Michael paid his own price too lol. Now some of those misogynistic friends of his might be worth the plane fare!

by Anonymousreply 135September 11, 2018 1:06 AM

Yeah, he has some cute friends.

by Anonymousreply 136September 11, 2018 5:57 AM

Angela is my favorite, she reminds me of Mama June. She is a tacky redneck but entertaining. She is a horny thing, if she wants to shell out money seems like she could find somebody to rent where she lives.

by Anonymousreply 137September 11, 2018 6:53 AM

One must be extremely lonely and desperate to expose themselves and their families to this process. Plus they must have more money than brains which we know isn’t necessarily the case.

Did I miss the headlines in the fake news on how Trump met Melania. It would make perfect sense.

by Anonymousreply 138September 11, 2018 9:24 PM

Darcy's daughters are very mature for their ages. They put their mother and her psycho bf to shame. Jessie was clearly blindsided by Darcy ending the relationship and it was fucking amazing to watch. He really is an abusive asshole.

by Anonymousreply 139September 12, 2018 1:07 PM

All the daughters seem to have a better head on their shoulder than their mothers and in Ricky's case, father. Olivia with Molly, Darcy's girls, Ricky's daughter.

by Anonymousreply 140September 12, 2018 5:36 PM

Lucy is the cutest baby ever! However I was terrified she was going to fall over the edge of that cliff strapped to psycho Jon when he "proposed."

by Anonymousreply 141September 12, 2018 11:35 PM

[quote]Angela is my favorite, she reminds me of Mama June.

She reminds me of Mama June too, and they are both from the same state. Maybe, they are related.

by Anonymousreply 142September 13, 2018 8:21 AM

I think it is the accent and way of talking that is the same.

by Anonymousreply 143September 13, 2018 7:10 PM

Oh, it's definitely the way of talking and accent, and to me, it's their demeanor as well.

by Anonymousreply 144September 14, 2018 7:17 AM

I'm watching tonite just to make sure Jessie gets on the plane and off US soil. He should never be allowed back in this country.

by Anonymousreply 145September 16, 2018 10:19 PM

Hopefully he takes that skank cunt Darcey with him. She's as horrible as he, maybe worse.

by Anonymousreply 146September 16, 2018 10:24 PM

Darcey is pathetic but Jesse is a psycho.

by Anonymousreply 147September 17, 2018 1:12 AM

Ricky dude you have a good thing and ruined it! Everyone even your cousin told you not to do it and you did it.

Now she leaves

by Anonymousreply 148September 17, 2018 1:42 AM

Can we please send Angela to her fellow GA sister Molly and get a proper fitting bra? Damn, girl needs some help.

by Anonymousreply 149September 17, 2018 2:53 AM

I loved Angela's tit tattoo. But doesn't that hurt?

by Anonymousreply 150September 17, 2018 4:45 AM

R148) It wasn't as if she wasn't going to find out when she watched the show. He had no choice.

by Anonymousreply 151September 17, 2018 4:55 AM

Oh dear Angela, she makes the show for me. Too funny.

by Anonymousreply 152September 17, 2018 5:01 AM

Ricky should just go to one of the gay clubs in Bogota (we even have an active thread on those here.) I'm sure some young piece is looking for a fit-fat papi.

by Anonymousreply 153September 17, 2018 5:10 AM

No Hazel this week so I'm not going to bed depressed.

by Anonymousreply 154September 17, 2018 5:36 AM

"You will not, I repeat, you will not wear my president's hat, bitch."

by Anonymousreply 155September 17, 2018 3:41 PM

Jesse and Darcy continue their reality tv game of the fake dysfunctional couple in a constant pattern of breakup and makeup - all while she wears her shitty "fasion" brand in hopes someone buys her bargain basement garbage.

Without an ounce of honesty or sincerity between the two of them, it's annoying to see them given so much screen time,

by Anonymousreply 156September 17, 2018 4:16 PM

I thought Karine was actually kinda cute last season but she looks like a dog this season. Dumpy, bad skin, greasy hair. And was Paul wearing a bullet proof vest?

by Anonymousreply 157September 18, 2018 12:21 AM

I think that was some type of "cooling" vest he was wearing, if I remember correctly from the ridiculous 4 cargo containers he brought with him on his 5 day journey to see her the first time.

He's a dangerous freak. I just thought he was a freak before, but the way he was standing over her trying to intimidate her when she said she wanted a divorce really showed his violent side. Then the way he went chasing after her with his pathetic duck waddle.

by Anonymousreply 158September 18, 2018 1:53 AM

How desperate do you have to be to chase a painfully ugly dim woman around a bunch of filthy poor Amazon shacks?

by Anonymousreply 159September 18, 2018 2:13 AM

Karine has gained some weight since he first met her. Enough to notice. Plus her chest has doubled. She doesn’t take care of herself. Surprisingly enough he has looked better than she has and that isn’t saying much.

by Anonymousreply 160September 18, 2018 2:22 AM

[quote]"You will not, I repeat, you will not wear my president's hat, bitch."

Yeah, I caught that. LOL. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 161September 18, 2018 5:03 AM

I noticed since the wedding Paul is pronouncing Karine's name the correct way, which is Kah-ree-nee opposed to Kar- re-nee.

I guess during the wedding ceremony he heard her name for the spoken multiple times to get it right.

by Anonymousreply 162September 18, 2018 5:06 AM

[quote]Jesse and Darcy continue their reality tv game of the fake dysfunctional couple in a constant pattern of breakup and makeup - all while she wears her shitty "fasion" brand in hopes someone buys her bargain basement garbage.

Darcy wears some cute clothes and believe it or not some top celebs wear her clothes such as Jessica Alba, Nikki Minaj, and Demi Lovato.

by Anonymousreply 163September 18, 2018 5:13 AM

Thanks for checking in Darcy at r163.

by Anonymousreply 164September 18, 2018 5:18 AM

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by Anonymousreply 165September 18, 2018 6:10 AM

I don't know which one of these losers is most pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 166September 18, 2018 6:29 AM

R160, she's definitely pregnant, and the word on the street it that it's twins.

by Anonymousreply 167September 18, 2018 6:57 AM

She must have been pregnant by someone else, because she was plump by the time Paul landed in Brazil.

by Anonymousreply 168September 18, 2018 7:13 AM

I just find this season & set of characters sad & pathetic.

Last season the characters were bumbling fools, snarky bitches, pricks, etc...

This year the people are either controlling, desperate (not in a good way), uncomfortable to watch or heartbreaking sad.

by Anonymousreply 169September 18, 2018 12:55 PM

I'm not Darcy..... but I will say that she really does look better without makeup. Younger. Makeup is not her friend.

by Anonymousreply 170September 18, 2018 8:39 PM

Darcey has "filler face". I think she would look so much better with a more natural look, softer makeup and shorter hair with some layers for fullness and movement. She is not doing herself any favors wearing her hair pulled so tight with the long extensions.

by Anonymousreply 171September 18, 2018 8:46 PM

She's too short for all that (fake) hair.

by Anonymousreply 172September 18, 2018 9:10 PM

Anyone questioning Darcey's motivation for doing this show only needs to know she's been trying to be a "star" for almost a decade.

This is a picture from her failed pilot for a reality show with her sister in 2010.

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by Anonymousreply 173September 19, 2018 3:19 AM

Darcey's an older woman trying to look way younger than she is. Her hair does her no favors and she'll lose more of her hair if she doesn't quit pulling it back so tightly. She's already balding, just look at her five-head.

by Anonymousreply 174September 19, 2018 3:23 AM
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by Anonymousreply 175September 19, 2018 3:25 AM

She just needs softer makeup. That's the one thing Jesse said that was correct in that she looks better w/o it.

by Anonymousreply 176September 19, 2018 5:10 AM

I can't watch the Brit and that dumpy American woman with the kid. In previous seasons there were at least one or two couples that seemed genuine but all of these seem fake. Hazel and Michael pretty much admitted on camera that they were desperate to get to the US for a better life.

by Anonymousreply 177September 19, 2018 8:28 PM

R177) Who was genuine from last season?

by Anonymousreply 178September 20, 2018 8:52 AM

The only couple I ever thought had a fighting chance were the Jewish girl with the mild case of Tourette's and her Israeli husband.

They were normal, in love with normal families.

by Anonymousreply 179September 20, 2018 9:19 AM

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You two deserve each other! You are both bat s*** crazy ... And you should be turned in too Child Protective Services For bringing That kind of A****** Into your home With the intentions of in having him beat their stepfather? You're more concerned with finding young penis then raising your children

by Anonymousreply 180September 20, 2018 10:03 AM

Apparently Karine is pregnant with twins...

by Anonymousreply 181September 20, 2018 11:41 AM

Are you blind, R176? Softer makeup isn't going to help her traction alopecia.

by Anonymousreply 182September 20, 2018 2:29 PM

Who is Greg Bubba Wade talking about, r180?

by Anonymousreply 183September 20, 2018 2:42 PM

Darcy. It’s on her FB.

by Anonymousreply 184September 20, 2018 9:47 PM

Amy the South African chick and her hubby were normal. That hatchet faced nurse from PA and her dude from Jamaica were normal. That's all I got.

by Anonymousreply 185September 20, 2018 11:53 PM

These people seem more obviously tragic and although I can always laugh at the dumbass Americans I just feel sorry for Hazel and Karine.

by Anonymousreply 186September 21, 2018 6:08 AM

[quote]The only couple I ever thought had a fighting chance were the Jewish girl with the mild case of Tourette's and her Israeli husband. They were normal, in love with normal families.

Their first season the chick was batshit crazy, and that's why they had to beg the guy's friends to come to their wedding. By the second season, she edited her behavior, but she was no angel -- far from it.

I do think she loves her husband, but she was far from normal.

by Anonymousreply 187September 21, 2018 6:27 AM

R185) Yes, they were normal. Then, there was Adam and Kirlyam, but he was too possessive of her, because he looks like a lurch.

by Anonymousreply 188September 21, 2018 6:30 AM

This is Kirlyam from season 1.

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by Anonymousreply 189September 21, 2018 8:29 AM

Her lurch of a husband, Alan.

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by Anonymousreply 190September 21, 2018 8:32 AM

They have a baby and they seem normal, but it always squicked me out that he was an adult and she was 11 when they met.

by Anonymousreply 191September 22, 2018 6:08 AM

Wow, I didn't know that. I thought he was doing missionary work as a Mormon, and he stumbled upon her in Brazil. She was someone who knew absolutely nothing about modern things, such as kitchen appliances and such.

by Anonymousreply 192September 22, 2018 8:11 AM

I saw a preview for the new season. I thought I bookmarked it to bring over.

All new couples start 10/21.

It looks like an absolute disaster cake. Count me in!

by Anonymousreply 193September 22, 2018 3:49 PM

Nope! I'm first in line.

by Anonymousreply 194September 23, 2018 1:39 AM

What does this say about us that we not only watch this show but we critique the characters and try to rationalize their behavior.

by Anonymousreply 195September 23, 2018 3:41 PM

Hazel didn't show any kind of personality until Tarik took her on vacation.

by Anonymousreply 196September 24, 2018 1:21 AM

Jessie was back to looking hot tonite. Well, hot in a Jeffrey Dahmer sort of way. Flying back to NY just to break up with Darcy shows what a sadistic fuck he really is.

by Anonymousreply 197September 24, 2018 3:27 AM

You never even loooooved meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Anonymousreply 198September 24, 2018 3:37 AM

I actually felt sorry for Darcy when she was gettin all fancied up to meet Jessie probably thinking she was finally going to get that ring. And, um, couldn't she have taken that car all the way into the city from CT instead of getting dropped at the train station? PS her dentist is hot. And I cringed everytime someone said Rachel and the Brit had just met for the first time when we now know it was their second meeting. And props to her ex for not letting her drag his daughter to England.

by Anonymousreply 199September 24, 2018 3:45 AM

[quote]I actually felt sorry for Darcy when she was gettin all fancied up to meet Jessie probably thinking she was finally going to get that ring. And, um, couldn't she have taken that car all the way into the city from CT instead of getting dropped at the train station?

I know. Right? That seemed like a big ol' hassle.

[quote] And I cringed everytime someone said Rachel and the Brit had just met for the first time when we now know it was their second meeting.

I think it was their first time meeting. I don't believe that poorly written website with the questionable information.

by Anonymousreply 200September 24, 2018 5:24 AM

Wow, no mention on the stripper who is hot for the Muslim guy?

by Anonymousreply 201September 24, 2018 5:25 AM

[quote]Hazel didn't show any kind of personality until Tarik took her on vacation.

She really has dead eyes, and if she's looking for the bigger catch, she won't win anyone over with her ways.

by Anonymousreply 202September 24, 2018 5:25 AM

uGH..

by Anonymousreply 203September 24, 2018 5:26 AM

Paul wearing Karine's wedding dress.

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by Anonymousreply 204September 24, 2018 6:38 AM

I felt sorry for Darcy too, at first, until she looked on the verge of tears the whole train ride. Either she knew or had a strong suspicion.

by Anonymousreply 205September 24, 2018 7:14 AM

I don't think she knew, and it didn't appear to me as if she was on the verge of tears. Maybe, what you saw was fear. She probably didn't know what to expect and was hoping for the best (being swept off her feet) but knowing w/Jesse she knew things wouldn't go smoothly. It was like the calm before the storm.

by Anonymousreply 206September 24, 2018 7:37 AM

I was completely taken out of the conversation in those beauty shop scenes.

I have never seen anyone color someone's hair like that. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 207September 24, 2018 2:05 PM

Aren't those extensions in her hair? She really was wearing too much makeup when she knows he doesn't like it.

by Anonymousreply 208September 24, 2018 9:15 PM

But, R208, she's a stong, confident woman! She just happens to obsess compulsively about her aging looks, constantly cries (or fake cries, is more accurate), prods endlessly for an official engagement, and plays the victim any time she doesn't get what she wants.

That scene in the salon was like all the others with her and Jesse - 100% stupid and contrived. She said at least twice that her main concern was for her daughters, "being home to put them to bed" blah, blah. Her kids are almost teenagers. Was she thinking about them when she spent a month whoring through Europe and making a fool of herself trying to land a guy half her age?

I hope she does get the spinoff she's obviously striving for, so it can be a big failure like all her other attempts at obtaining fame.

by Anonymousreply 209September 25, 2018 4:05 AM

r209 ...

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by Anonymousreply 210September 25, 2018 4:11 AM

It was funny when she was on the train with all her luggage, stiletto heels, and breasts falling out.

by Anonymousreply 211September 25, 2018 7:12 PM

Hazel looks....special. And Kareeney is a HOT mess - face exploding in zits, and that greasy hair! Didn't Paul bring her any shampoo in one of those five storage units?

by Anonymousreply 212September 25, 2018 9:57 PM

R209, she must be tucking them in long distance, because she doesn't even have custody of her kids. Their father is raising them. She lives in a condo with her dad and her sister.

by Anonymousreply 213September 25, 2018 10:32 PM

I think Jessie and Angela would make a nice couple. I mean she doesn't wear ANY makeup. BUT, he'll have to agree to wipe her ass when she's 70 and that could be a deal breaker.

by Anonymousreply 214September 25, 2018 11:30 PM

Nope, Jesse will bitch about her being out of shape, much like Azan did to Nicole in Morocco.

by Anonymousreply 215September 26, 2018 5:17 AM

R213

Hold up! Darcy doesn't have custody of her kids??

Details please!

by Anonymousreply 216September 26, 2018 12:31 PM

My favorite show

by Anonymousreply 217September 26, 2018 1:52 PM

R216, no, they live with their father. Until recently she lived in LA.

In that context, her behavior during the "cut it on the bias" episode makes more sense. Mothers that make dinner for their kids every night don't make such a production of telling everyone (including the butcher) that they know how their kids like their steak. She wanted to prove that she knows s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ them.

I think it may also be part of the reason that Jesse keeps calling her a fraud.

by Anonymousreply 218September 26, 2018 5:34 PM

Speaking of Devar and Melanie, I thought that they were supposed to be a part of this season?

The previews showed Devar getting shit faced drunk, and Melanie kind of covering for him. It was pretty sad, because Devar was a total fitness freak, and I was shocked that he had taken up drinking. He was a MESS. And this was right after she gave birth to their daughter.

I wonder what made him go downhill like that?

In any case, it's strange that the show edited them out of this season. Maybe they felt bad for him.

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by Anonymousreply 219September 26, 2018 8:48 PM

r215 Quit being so lazy, Lazy!

by Anonymousreply 220September 26, 2018 9:39 PM

I kinda miss Nicole. She was so pathetically funny. And sad. I am sure they will do an update.

by Anonymousreply 221September 26, 2018 9:43 PM

R219 They had a baby. Perhaps it is too much pressure on him.

by Anonymousreply 222September 26, 2018 10:11 PM

R219) This is Before the 90 Days. Devar and Melanie were on Happily Ever After the 90 Days.

by Anonymousreply 223September 27, 2018 6:18 AM

Angela's daughter has been arrested and charged with the following =

1 count of aggravated child molestation

1 count of sexual relations with a minor

11 counts of child molestation

There was touching of the child's genitals by her & she had the child touch her genitals She was charged with performing oral sex on the minor. She was charged with having sexual intercourse with the minor. She was charged with touching the privates of the child in the presence of 5 other minor children.

WOW!

by Anonymousreply 224September 27, 2018 7:26 PM
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by Anonymousreply 225September 27, 2018 11:45 PM

Wow!

by Anonymousreply 226September 28, 2018 1:14 AM

So she probably filmed her scenes after those charges were filed last year?

by Anonymousreply 227September 28, 2018 2:18 AM

Wow they sure do live exciting lives for a bunch of rejects.

by Anonymousreply 228September 28, 2018 2:56 AM

Hazel the green card whore is fucking UGLY.

And she looks even worse when she's all wet. Gross.

That guy can find a million more attractive girls in the US.

by Anonymousreply 229September 29, 2018 12:08 PM

He should get a clue when she barely pecks him on the lips.

by Anonymousreply 230September 30, 2018 5:04 AM

Hopefully tonight will be the last we see of pathetic Darcey.

by Anonymousreply 231September 30, 2018 8:00 PM

Tarik goes to the Philippines to meet a woman with whom he fell in love in less than 30 days. She's never said she loves him, she won't have sex with him, she barely kisses him, and he has a ring to propose.

by Anonymousreply 232October 1, 2018 1:16 AM

I've decided Tarik is, like his daughter, is high functioning autistic.

by Anonymousreply 233October 1, 2018 1:33 AM

That was really sad about Karine & Paul.

by Anonymousreply 234October 1, 2018 2:00 AM

Did you see the after show? Tarik's brother Dean said Tarik likes to have sex with multiple women at one time and Hazel is a bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 235October 1, 2018 3:39 AM

I had to turn off the after show because the host was so awful.

by Anonymousreply 236October 1, 2018 3:42 AM

Did Paul not do the math and figure out that baby was not his?

by Anonymousreply 237October 1, 2018 4:57 AM

R236 The host used to be on The View. She was also on the bachelor when Chris would review each episode after Bachelor in Paradise a few seasons back.

by Anonymousreply 238October 1, 2018 6:34 AM

R235

Damn! Tell me more?

by Anonymousreply 239October 1, 2018 11:41 AM

When TLC ran the disclaimer about something disturbing coming up they went straight to Angela and I thought that must be it. The miscarriage was really devastating yet I had to giggle when clueless Paul blurted out 'the baby is DEAD?' Fortunately no one understood him. Or paid any attention to him. I'm so tired of Jessie and Darcy and him labeling her an alkie was just plain mean.

by Anonymousreply 240October 1, 2018 1:53 PM

What about Hazel's response to the ring: "What is that?" I know what she meant but I like to believe she looked at it as, "What is that??? A ring?? You're kidding, right? That's no engagement ring! Where's my rich Japanese man option?"

by Anonymousreply 241October 1, 2018 2:11 PM

I'm a RN and I was shocked at how coldly Karine was told her baby was dead. It was downright cruel.

by Anonymousreply 242October 1, 2018 9:45 PM

Who is the person who said the baby wasn't Paul's. It absolutely was. Why would you make up something stupid like that?

I was wondering something about Darcy. Is she part African American? Her cousin who did her blonde hair was African American, and I thought that was pretty cool. But I have to wonder, is the cousin part white (she didn't really look like it), or is Darcy part AA?

That could explain her exotic look, which I was wondering about.

As for stupid Jesse calling her an "alcoholic," she obviously didn't mind, because she SLEPT with him later that night. After he broke up with her and humiliated her on camera. Those two are a couple of fucked up fame whores. I can't stand either of them.

by Anonymousreply 243October 2, 2018 2:02 AM

The song Tarik made for Hazel. JFC. Where do they find these people? And he's going crazy over that corpse looking scammer.

by Anonymousreply 244October 2, 2018 2:16 AM

[quote] he's going crazy over that corpse looking scammer.

That's a perfect description. She totally looks corpse-like, and she also has "dead eyes," which someone else pointed out.

I thought that Tarik and Ricky were equally stupid, but Ricky was smart. He found two attractive girls, and ended up with one of them, by hedging his bets.

Tarik put all of his eggs into one stinky basket, and ended up with a rotten egg. Hazel is GROSS, and her family is nuts.

by Anonymousreply 245October 2, 2018 2:25 AM

I agree that Darcy is a dope for continuing to kiss and make up with that psycho but it was still a cheap shot to call her an alcoholic and he practically said it straight into the camera. Beware of people who tell everyone how loving and supportive they are because they usually aren't.

by Anonymousreply 246October 2, 2018 4:33 PM

John looked much more buff than he did the last time we saw him. Woof.

by Anonymousreply 247October 3, 2018 2:10 PM

Hate to say it, but John looks like a wife-beater.

The way he screamed at Rachel in the car, should give her some pause about getting married to him. That, and the fact that he's still telling his ex-girlfriend that he loves her.

by Anonymousreply 248October 3, 2018 5:22 PM

Rachel has seen many, many red flags but she's ignoring them. She found evidence that he was, at the very least, flirting with an old girlfriend online yet she still shopped for wedding dresses and flew to England where she finally confronted him. I'm more worried about her kids than her. Thankfully, her ex is smart enough not to let their daughter get involved in this shitshow. I think the weight gain has really fucked with her head and she doesn't think she deserves better than John.

by Anonymousreply 249October 3, 2018 7:42 PM

[quote]I was wondering something about Darcy. Is she part African American? Her cousin who did her blonde hair was African American, and I thought that was pretty cool. But I have to wonder, is the cousin part white (she didn't really look like it), or is Darcy part AA?

Darcy is part black.

by Anonymousreply 250October 5, 2018 7:56 AM

R248 So true. That tone of his gave me chills.

by Anonymousreply 251October 5, 2018 7:59 AM

Karine was 9+ weeks pregnant, that is longer than Paul was there, so it had to be another guy's kid and that's why she quickly wanted to lock in Paul to marriage.

by Anonymousreply 252October 5, 2018 9:44 AM

We don't actually know that, do we, r252? How long Paul was back in Brazil before he and Karine found out she was pregnant. You know they edit this stuff to tell a particular story. I mean, I watched Law & Order SVU last night and they said they were in court just this past Monday! I know they didn't film the episode on Monday. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 253October 5, 2018 2:29 PM

Of course Rachel took the kid - it’s John’s kid.

Does anyone wonder why the supposed father gave his blessing to have the child dragged to the UK to spend time with a felon who can’t even get a US visa because of his criminal record.... hmmm doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize there is no father in the US.

by Anonymousreply 254October 5, 2018 8:33 PM

It's possible that Lucy is John's kid but it's also possible Lucy has a different dad who wants nothing to do with her so Rachel is free to make all decisions.

by Anonymousreply 255October 5, 2018 10:53 PM

[quote] It's possible that Lucy is John's kid but it's also possible Lucy has a different dad who wants nothing to do with her

Who wouldn't want Lucy? She's so cute!

R250.... proof, please. Or I don't believe you.

by Anonymousreply 256October 6, 2018 3:23 AM

R256) She has a black cousin. Fact. She has black blood in her. Don't believe it. Don't care.

by Anonymousreply 257October 6, 2018 4:43 AM

I can't wait for this season to be over and I'm NOT watching the next one. About Ricky (again)....he's indebted to his ex, as in grateful or he owes her money? I think it's the latter which begs the question, why the hell is he talking about sending money to women in Colombia?

by Anonymousreply 258October 6, 2018 9:08 PM

I'm guessing the pole dancer with the Muslim bf gets little screen time because he never sends her the letter of invitation so she can travel to his country? Too bad cuz he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 259October 6, 2018 9:11 PM

R258, Ricky says his ex gave him $30K to pay a lawyer so he could fight for custody of his other kid, from a different woman.

Who knows if that's true, or just another lie, like the bullshit about going to see Melissa.

by Anonymousreply 260October 7, 2018 1:42 AM

R257, I'm not disagreeing with you that Darcey may have black blood in her, but her having a black cousin doesn't make it so. I have Native American cousins, but I have zero Native blood in me.

by Anonymousreply 261October 7, 2018 1:57 AM

Darcy does not look part black. Her cousin is mixed.

by Anonymousreply 262October 8, 2018 1:29 AM

So Jessie and Darcy will reunite in person next week for the tell all. Jessie is a piece of shit. And it looks like Rachel and Angela are about to throwdown after Rachel insults her 'relationship.' So Karine was a little bitch and wanted a divorce when she was pregnant and had a baby to hold over dumbfuck's head but now that she's lost the baby she's madly in love and sorry to see him leave for the States. Wisely, it looks like she got knocked up again before he left.

by Anonymousreply 263October 8, 2018 2:37 AM

And poor old Angela got her bank account drained. Who would ever have guessed that such a thing could happen in NIGERIA? I'm SHOCKED! What's she going to do now for cigarette money?

by Anonymousreply 264October 8, 2018 2:49 AM

It's alarming that someone as clueless as Ricky is raising children on his own. And his ex wife sounds like a piece of work. Melissa dodged a bullet. At least the other chick got a few meals and free swimsuits out of him. And I hope she keeps the ring.

by Anonymousreply 265October 8, 2018 2:54 AM

I thought this season was a bust but the new couples in the next round look very interesting. Especially the cat guy who lives with his mom.

by Anonymousreply 266October 8, 2018 2:55 AM

How did Angela's account get drained?

by Anonymousreply 267October 8, 2018 2:56 AM

r257 Probably in a bid to free the Nigerian president, but don't worry, he will pay her back a million dollars.

by Anonymousreply 268October 8, 2018 3:04 AM

Angela said she couldn't figure out how to use the ATM's in Nigeria so she gave her card and security code to Michael who was supposed to withdraw $300 which he did. Except he allegedly did it three times thus clearing out her $900 in savings.

by Anonymousreply 269October 8, 2018 3:05 AM

Are there ever any scenes with Jon and Rachel and no Lucy? That kid is attached to her mom's hip. With the exception of the wedding, she is always so slovenly in appearance.

by Anonymousreply 270October 8, 2018 4:06 AM

[quote]Darcy does not look part black. Her cousin is mixed.

Look at Darcy's hair. Her cousin is not mixed. They used to have a pilot that never got picked up, and you would have been able to see more of Darcy's side of the family.

by Anonymousreply 271October 8, 2018 5:15 AM

[quote]Are there ever any scenes with Jon and Rachel and no Lucy? That kid is attached to her mom's hip. With the exception of the wedding, she is always so slovenly in appearance.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Now, I know there was one scene with John's friends w/o Lucy, but still. . .

by Anonymousreply 272October 8, 2018 5:18 AM

R247 Maybe that's why I'm finding him really hot all of a sudden. I do like younger, good looking guys who are going gray early for some reason. But still I was unimpressed before. Part of it is his personality I think.

He looks great for being in so many fights!

by Anonymousreply 273October 8, 2018 5:23 AM

R273 I meant the personality thing in a good way, as in getting to "know" him

by Anonymousreply 274October 8, 2018 5:37 AM

I really wished I knew the timeline of Karine's pregnancy. It was said she was nine weeks pregnant and a day. How long was Paul in Brazil at that point is what I want to know. I don't think it was translated to him how far along Karine was.

by Anonymousreply 275October 8, 2018 6:26 AM

These shows are supposed to be mindless fun to watch but my heart breaks for Hazel.

She is like a puppy that's been beaten so many times she cowers.

She literally has nothing & has such a hard life.

I can't blame her for doing whatever she needs to survive. If that means marrying a stranger who's nice to her then so be it.

by Anonymousreply 276October 8, 2018 7:56 AM

R271, what about her hair?

Jesse is an ass, but Darcey's a vile person and annoying as hell. I don't feel sorry for her.

by Anonymousreply 277October 8, 2018 8:14 AM

Darcey is vile?

Really?

by Anonymousreply 278October 8, 2018 8:18 AM

100%, R278.

by Anonymousreply 279October 8, 2018 8:28 AM

Darcy and Jesse are really,, really bad actors who utterly suck at improv. I can't imagine anyone enjoys watching them except in hopes they'll die in a murder-suicide.

by Anonymousreply 280October 8, 2018 2:22 PM

Hazel has huge hands and wrists in proportion to her height, an adams apple, thick shoulders, masculine gestures, and a mannish face. Westerners are so easily fooled.

by Anonymousreply 281October 8, 2018 2:28 PM

Apparently Hazel was pregnant when Tarik was there, did anyone else get that? I also feel sorry for her, there is no way she is not having to have sex with men just to survive. I wish someone would marry her just to get her out of there. As for Michael and Angela, this could be a red herring by the show.

I think Jon is hot. But I also think he has been hit so many times in the head he could turn on someone in an instant and beat them to a pulp.

by Anonymousreply 282October 8, 2018 4:25 PM

What about Darcy's hair? That tells us nothing. It's straight and bleached.

by Anonymousreply 283October 8, 2018 7:51 PM

Darcy is annoying but she doesn't deserve Jessie's abuse. Darcy has a heart and seems like a kind person. Jessie is a nasty piece of work.

by Anonymousreply 284October 8, 2018 8:29 PM

I don't know which one is telling the truth about the sex. I can see them both lying.

by Anonymousreply 285October 8, 2018 8:39 PM

Anyone know what hotel that was where they were staying? Those rooms are TINY. And they're probably $400 a night!

by Anonymousreply 286October 8, 2018 8:59 PM

It's a tacky hotel on 49th between Broadway and 8th. It caters mostly to business people who just need a place to shower and sleep. And, yeah, it's pricey. Darcy was telling the truth. Jessie, when confronted, was clearly lying.

by Anonymousreply 287October 9, 2018 12:46 AM

Yes, I read his body language. He was shaking his head yes, when he was saying he didn't sleep with her. He was moving back when he was confronted.

by Anonymousreply 288October 9, 2018 5:13 AM

[quote]Darcy is annoying but she doesn't deserve Jessie's abuse. Darcy has a heart and seems like a kind person. Jessie is a nasty piece of work.

I agree. The poster who said she was vile is way off.

Regarding Jesse, I think he gets off taking jabs at her. That's why he had to fly back to NY. That's why he came back to the cab to offer her his room. That's why he came back to her room to fuck her and later deny it.

by Anonymousreply 289October 9, 2018 5:14 AM

[quote]They used to have a pilot that never got picked up, and you would have been able to see more of Darcy's side of the family.

One of the family members in the pilot was José-Thierry Goron, a former soccer player.

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by Anonymousreply 290October 9, 2018 6:36 AM

Damn R290, that guy is hot!

by Anonymousreply 291October 9, 2018 6:42 AM

Apparently, Angela and Michael are still on and he didn't take her money. She posted a bunch of PDA on Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 292October 10, 2018 5:51 AM

Angela is all about the drama and I wouldn't be surprised if the missing money thing was her brainstorm. Michael didn't take her money. Despite being Trump lover he seems like a sweet, simple guy.

by Anonymousreply 293October 10, 2018 7:57 PM

In the upcoming previews Michael states he took the money.

by Anonymousreply 294October 11, 2018 2:47 AM

Well why not r294? I mean look at fat Nicole and Azan, these chicks have made it totally clear that you can do whatever you want to them with impunity so I guess it's not shocking.

by Anonymousreply 295October 11, 2018 2:52 AM

At least Nicole had money to milk.

Michael found himself a damned BROKE ass deplorable!

by Anonymousreply 296October 11, 2018 3:01 AM

Nicole had money? How? She was a single mom with a part time job and an iq of 70. I bet even Angela has more dough than her.

by Anonymousreply 297October 11, 2018 3:04 AM

Nicole borrowed from her parents, who both have money.

by Anonymousreply 298October 11, 2018 3:13 AM

Speaking of losers with disastrous love lives is Love After Lockup getting a 2nd season? I loved that show it reminded me a lot of 90 Day Fiance.

by Anonymousreply 299October 11, 2018 3:49 AM

In the coming attractions Michael is asked if he took the money and there's a shot of him saying 'I'm sorry.' The editing in these coming attractions sometimes sometimes make something look like it's happening when it's not. And, if he did take the money, I hope he used it to fumigate because nasty Angela surely left some bugs behind.

by Anonymousreply 300October 12, 2018 12:11 AM

He didn't take the money. Michael went on IG to post that it was a bank error.

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by Anonymousreply 301October 12, 2018 6:14 AM

Darcey seems like an emotionally unbalanced woman who creates/attracts/gets off on drama. The preview for Sunday's show have Rachel yelling at Angela to get her "fucking hand out of my face" and then Angela and Jon about to get into it. I bet the producers were hoping Jon would clock Angela.

by Anonymousreply 302October 13, 2018 1:44 AM

Wow, you don't want to F*ck w/John. He ain't Michael, and he is liable to pop off!

by Anonymousreply 303October 13, 2018 5:34 AM

That heffer Angela could probably beat up every man on that stage.

She's like a raging bull!

by Anonymousreply 304October 13, 2018 8:10 AM

LOL!

by Anonymousreply 305October 13, 2018 8:17 AM

Darcey and Jesse are both mental cases.

I once thought that Jesse was attractive, but that has since LONG gone away.

by Anonymousreply 306October 13, 2018 5:51 PM

You can't tell me that Jesse hasn't slapped around a few women.

by Anonymousreply 307October 13, 2018 7:29 PM

I don't think Jon is in the studio with Rachel, Angela and the rest. He's on a monitor so he can't get into anything physical with Angela.

by Anonymousreply 308October 14, 2018 1:52 PM

There's something about Rachel that I just don't like. She really seems to be in this for her 15 minutes of fame and some quick cash.

by Anonymousreply 309October 14, 2018 3:59 PM

That filipino slut is totally gross.

She already had a kid, was pregnant with another kid WHILE dating Tariq, and then expects him to marry her and take her to the US?

Get fucking REAL. Trashy hoe bag.

by Anonymousreply 310October 14, 2018 4:25 PM

Hazel needs help. She comes across and helpless and depressed and someone needs to take responsibility for her.

by Anonymousreply 311October 14, 2018 4:27 PM

And yet, R307, Darcey is the one who's actually been arrested for assault.

by Anonymousreply 312October 14, 2018 4:31 PM

Jessie is an asshole but I can't see him putting his hands on anyone. He's too smart for that. Jessie likes to mentally abuse instead. Still leaves scars but you can't see them.

by Anonymousreply 313October 14, 2018 4:36 PM

He's an asshole, so is she. She emotionally manipulates her kids too plus she obviously has a violent streak. No normal 43 year old woman gets arrested for fighting.

by Anonymousreply 314October 14, 2018 4:39 PM

[quote] someone needs to take responsibility for her.

Yeah. HAZEL needs to take responsibility for herself, instead of looking for a meal ticket to the US.

Thank goodness Tariq left her in the dust. I honestly thought that he was going to be stupid enough to go through with a wedding.

And I'm positive that he didn't get the engagement ring back.

by Anonymousreply 315October 14, 2018 4:43 PM

Anyone who blames Hazel for doing whatever it takes to get by is a heartless POS.

by Anonymousreply 316October 14, 2018 5:00 PM

Pfft. Oh please, R316.

Should we feel sorry for Hazel because she tried to trick an American guy into marrying her so she could get a green card?

Or for making him pay thousands of dollars on airfare and hotels to travel halfway around the world to see her, only to find out that she was pregnant by another guy, during that time?

Give me a fucking break, and take that sob story somewhere else. No one is buying it.

by Anonymousreply 317October 14, 2018 5:39 PM

I'm sure Hazel will find another foreigner even more dim witted than Tariq to marry her.

by Anonymousreply 318October 14, 2018 7:35 PM

Are we sure Hazel's admission in the promos of being pregnant isn't just creative editing? Maybe Tarik went back, she got pregnant and miscarried. I hate the cadence with which Tarik speaks.

Also, Rachel and the finger to her eyes to wipe away tears. Oh, please....

by Anonymousreply 319October 14, 2018 10:33 PM

Angela...how very Maury of you to stomp off the set. Run, Michael! RUN!!!

by Anonymousreply 320October 15, 2018 12:36 AM

Angie is done with Mike and partying it up

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by Anonymousreply 321October 15, 2018 12:40 AM

Rachel and those tears and Muppet Jon. GMAB.

by Anonymousreply 322October 15, 2018 12:46 AM

These shows are always hacked together. Who is editing this? They need help.

by Anonymousreply 323October 15, 2018 1:17 AM

Are breeder boys so desperate for pussy that they’ll get with just about any female for some regular poontang? Hazel and Karine at big fat zeros in the personality department. The hillbilly hog has to go to Nigeria to get a man and BTW, she just got a DUI. Classy. The Albuquerque broad has a sick up her ass.

Only Jesse and Darcey deserve each other. Narcissistic snots. She meets him in a park with enough luggage to circle the globe and thinks that is a good idea? What a world. Next they’ll follow Steven Asante and his blubber machine to So. America to find him some snatch and true love. Now THAT I’d watch.

by Anonymousreply 324October 15, 2018 1:25 AM

Does Michael know Angela is not 50 but 52?

by Anonymousreply 325October 15, 2018 2:00 AM

Angela brought her Jerry Springer best to the show.

She is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 326October 15, 2018 2:07 AM

Jon can't get thru the interview without getting angry, swearing & telling the host to stop = Big Problem

The dumb fuck wants Karine to take another pregnancy test & doesn't grasp why she'd be upset. Cut your losses girl

by Anonymousreply 327October 15, 2018 2:08 AM

Was Paul incarcerated? Why else would he make the comment about pointing your finger?

by Anonymousreply 328October 15, 2018 2:53 AM

Jesse's face looked awful!

Whoever did his makeup purposely made him look bad. He looked like he had mud smudged all over his face.

Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 329October 15, 2018 4:45 AM

Jesse has acne scars and they did the best they can do for the rat face.

by Anonymousreply 330October 15, 2018 5:01 AM

[quote]Was Paul incarcerated? Why else would he make the comment about pointing your finger?

Hello, have you been watching the show, last season or this season? At the start of this season, Karine's parents wanted to see his record. It was mentioned he was arrested and there was a restraining order.

by Anonymousreply 331October 15, 2018 5:02 AM

[quote]The dumb fuck wants Karine to take another pregnancy test & doesn't grasp why she'd be upset. Cut your losses girl

Pole should understand why she is upset, but Karine doesn't appear to be innocent. She's talking to other men and winds up pregnant. In this case, I can see why Pole would want to get a DNA test, but did you catch on the other side of his mouth, he said he would raise the kid even if it is not his?

I know his mother has doubts that the baby is Pole's kid.

by Anonymousreply 332October 15, 2018 5:04 AM

R329 I know, the makeup person must HATE him!

by Anonymousreply 333October 15, 2018 5:14 AM

Did Tarik buy Hazel some new teeth? She could barely get her lips over them.

by Anonymousreply 334October 15, 2018 5:15 AM

I was hoping Angela would bitch slap Rachel, who had no business telling anybody else how to live their lives when hers is a mess.

by Anonymousreply 335October 15, 2018 5:16 AM

Angela was out of pocket. She needed to be put back into her cage.

by Anonymousreply 336October 15, 2018 5:21 AM

[quote] Did Tarik buy Hazel some new teeth?

He should buy her a new personality, while he's at it.

If I had to spend the rest of my years with someone that BORING and LIFELESS, I'd probably off myself.

[quote] I was hoping Angela would bitch slap Rachel

At the very least, crazy bull Angela can tell a fake bitch when she sees one.

When she started fighting with Tarik, that's when I was concerned that she was going to go HOG WILD on everyone!

by Anonymousreply 337October 15, 2018 5:22 AM

I laughed so hard when Angela turned into a beast because Michael called her his elder. And then he smirked!

THen they acted like the second part where they were all together was some time in the future, when they were all wearing the same clothes, WTF??

by Anonymousreply 338October 15, 2018 5:57 AM

You know you're in trouble when Tarik is the voice of reason on the show. Darcy handled herself very well and Jessie, as usual, buried himself. It was fun watching him watching the video of Angela's daughters dissing him....politely.

by Anonymousreply 339October 15, 2018 1:10 PM

Jon's rant about being a real man and fighting if he needs to fight surely will kill any chance he may have had at getting a Visa. What a dope.

by Anonymousreply 340October 15, 2018 1:13 PM

Rachel's no shrinking violet. She didn't even flinch when Big Ang was in her face. She and her troll probably have more in common than we think.

by Anonymousreply 341October 15, 2018 1:24 PM

Rachel dresses like I do when I have to walk the dog at 5 AM and feel sure no one will see me.

by Anonymousreply 342October 15, 2018 1:37 PM

I thought it was hysterical that Angela was embarrassed that Michael referred to her as an elder but not at all embarrassed about her behavior, the smoking and swearing and her appearance.

by Anonymousreply 343October 15, 2018 1:56 PM

He'd probably rather stay in Nigeria than fuck that fat bitch for however many years until he could divorce her and still stay in the US

by Anonymousreply 344October 15, 2018 2:36 PM

Too bad Jon wasn't there in person so Angela could have beat the shit out of him!

by Anonymousreply 345October 15, 2018 2:44 PM

If Angela only had $900 in her bank account she had no business traveling to Nigeria. If Michale came to the US how would they pay for the visa so he can stay?

How much do they get paid for being on the show?

For Rachel, Jon and Lucy they should get paid enough to cover the legal fees to apply for the visa.

by Anonymousreply 346October 15, 2018 4:29 PM

Supposedly Tarik is into orgies and Hazel is bisexual that becomes quite the vixen in bed. Hard to imagine Hazel that way and one still has to wonder off Hazel is trans and it’s really her ex gf that has their child.

by Anonymousreply 347October 15, 2018 8:09 PM

That's what I think about Hazel, R347. She's no delicate flower.

by Anonymousreply 348October 15, 2018 10:23 PM

How would you know that r347?

Angela's daughter Scottie, who is facing felony child molestation charges, was arrested for it in 2017. TLC obviously didn't vet Angela very well. But this is a network that gets off on child abusers (Duggars, Gosselins, Mama June, etc.) Sick perverts.

by Anonymousreply 349October 15, 2018 11:25 PM

R349 I'm not R347 but Dean, Tarik's brother, said that. Personally, I don't believe him, when he said that Tarik is into orgies and Hazel is bisexual, especially when he said he only talked to her for a short time. So, he has a short conversation w/her, and she reveals all of that to someone she really doesn't like.

Now, I do think Hazel loosens up in bed, but all of that other stuff, I'm not buying it.

by Anonymousreply 350October 16, 2018 5:53 AM

Behind the scene dirt:

Apparently, Rachel is a little diva and gets special treatment. There was a private room for Lucy to sleep, but she insisted that the cast leave the larger green room, that they all shared, and allow Lucy to have it for a nap room.

Rachel accused Pole of stealing her clothes. Really? Who would want those rags?

Rachel's diva antics might be a reason why Angela flipped out on her so quick.

by Anonymousreply 351October 16, 2018 6:15 AM

Hypocritical Angela was partying up with a married man when she got her DUI.

by Anonymousreply 352October 16, 2018 6:15 AM

Rachel is definitely shady. The mother of Rachel's ex/Lucy's dad has a shitload of nasty stuff to say about dear Rachel.

by Anonymousreply 353October 16, 2018 8:30 PM

R353 What did she say about her?

by Anonymousreply 354October 16, 2018 8:47 PM

Rachel seems super shady, but I thought Jon really was Lucy's dad? If Lucy has grandparents, they need to stop her from being shuttled all over for Mom's cock chasing.

by Anonymousreply 355October 16, 2018 8:54 PM

The grandparents can't do anything, especially when their son is a deadbeat.

by Anonymousreply 356October 17, 2018 5:08 AM

If Jon isn't really Lucy's dad, he jumps up a hundred notches on the creepy scale, the way he acted so fixated on her.

Rachel obviously has issues--with her anxious mouth twitching and throwing herself and her infant at a weird stranger across the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 357October 17, 2018 5:25 AM

People like Angela whose kids are grown can act like a fool all they want, but Rachel lugging that baby around who has no say in it to chase after some loser is another story.

by Anonymousreply 358October 17, 2018 5:28 AM

[quote]If Jon isn't really Lucy's dad, he jumps up a hundred notches on the creepy scale, the way he acted so fixated on her.

I do like that he pays for her daycare, but I don't think he's the dad.

[quote]Rachel obviously has issues--with her anxious mouth twitching and throwing herself and her infant at a weird stranger across the ocean.

I don't understand why -- women -- want to see how their boyfriends can be a father to their children. They allow them to change the diapers and everything. They throw caution to the wind and hope for the best. It's so wrong.

by Anonymousreply 359October 17, 2018 5:53 AM

I don't understand why -- men -- DON'T want to see how their girlfriends can be a mother to their children. They think going over colors on a video chat is a measure of her nurturing nature. They throw caution to the wind and hope for the best as long as their dick is satisfied. It's so wrong.

by Anonymousreply 360October 17, 2018 5:14 PM

R360 I singled out women, single moms, as the one responsible for their children. I'm not being sexist; I'm being a realist.

These women have to be the protector of their children, and they can't let just any man be around their children.

by Anonymousreply 361October 18, 2018 6:22 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if Angela and Rachel put their white trash heads together and created that little 'get your finger out of my face' tiff.

by Anonymousreply 362October 19, 2018 2:36 AM

The nw season looks as crazy as last.

by Anonymousreply 363October 22, 2018 1:55 AM

This season is already a mess.

by Anonymousreply 364October 22, 2018 1:56 AM

I've got to say this is probably the best cast of characters the show has ever had. It's not going to end well for any of them.

by Anonymousreply 365October 22, 2018 3:20 AM

I admit I watch this for the schadenfreude of seeing these idiots who think they they deserve somebody better looking so they go for a foreigner get burned.

by Anonymousreply 366October 22, 2018 4:08 AM

Thoughts on Aspie/incel Colt and the HOT! and SPICY! Larissa?

by Anonymousreply 367October 22, 2018 4:46 AM

Haven't watched the last hour of the show, but wtf why Larissa ask Colt to book a flight a few hours/day later? She didn't have her visa. It would have been wiser to push back by a couple of weeks on the flight, but Colt thought it would be wiser to push it back a couple of days.

Okay, not one of them has heard of red tape.

by Anonymousreply 368October 22, 2018 6:21 AM

I mentioned in the old thread that something was up with Devar and Melanie.

They were supposed to appear in the new season of 90 Days. They were both featured in the previews, where Devar was shown to be drunk as a skunk all the time. The previews made a big deal about showing them in the upcoming season.

And now, they have mysteriously disappeared from the promos. Did they sue to keep their story off the air?

I'm very curious about what's up with them.

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by Anonymousreply 369October 22, 2018 8:34 AM

That nerdy guy from Las Vegas looks scary.

There's something about his demeanor that screams serial killer. He's a real weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 370October 22, 2018 8:35 AM

Oh I don't think he's all that scary. He's just a nerdy cat lover who lives with his mom. The idea that he's now paired up with a hot chick is the stuff great reality shows are made of. I also love that he didn't give in and buy her another ticket so he's no idiot. And the sight of him shoving that croissant in his mouth was hilarious so he has a sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 371October 22, 2018 3:03 PM

Jesus that hatchet face on Melanie at r369...

by Anonymousreply 372October 22, 2018 3:21 PM

Oh and here's a link since all r369 posted was a pic.

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by Anonymousreply 373October 22, 2018 3:25 PM

While this show has always provided plenty to laugh at, to me it kind of crosses a line when it shows the impact it has on some of the teenage kids. I felt sorry for Molly's daughter Olivia, who had to move out of her mother's house after she moved the hideously inappropriate Luis into it. I felt sorry for David's poor son, the one who got shot in the face, when all his father could offer him was some space in the firehouse where he was squatting with his Thai bride. I even felt sorry for cockeyed Danielle's poor brood of daughters.

But I REALLY felt sorry for that 17 year old who was told by her skeevy divorced dad to "find yourself a place" so he could move his "wealthy" Indonesian "fiancee" into that shitty two bedroom apartment. I liked that she stood up to him by saying "it's not exactly my problem," but my heart still broke for her; imagine what her peers and school friends are thinking. And that sad little lunch at that diner with the ex wife and the other two daughters, esp that youngest one. The ex wife should go to family court immediately and demand every nickel that clown has spent on the cost of travel and fees for the K1 visa, in addition to whatever meager child support he is "court ordered" (as so he delicately put it in front of his children!) to pay.

It's amusing to see these morons who are so desperate for a fuck driving straight down the highway to disaster, but they really need to leave the kids out of it. Either that or have a full time CPS worker on hand at all times.

by Anonymousreply 374October 22, 2018 3:59 PM

Devar is SUCH a mess at R373. What in the hell happened to him?

The guy used to be so into fitness and working out. If I'm not mistaken, he was a lifeguard at a resort in Jamaica, and that's how he and Melanie met. He really seemed like he had it together.

Now he's a drunk? The guy must be totally unhappy in Pennsylvania. They should move to Jamaica.

by Anonymousreply 375October 22, 2018 4:27 PM

The two of them moving back to Jamaica would be a big mistake. He is totally over being a husband and father. The responsibility of a baby was too much for him. He wants his freedom sooner than later. If she was smart she would say goodbye and try to pick up the pieces of her life before her situation gets worse.

by Anonymousreply 376October 22, 2018 6:32 PM

Devar and Mel’s daughter is adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 377October 22, 2018 6:36 PM

If Eric is 40 years old now then I'd hate to see him in 20 years. He looks mid-50's. I loved how happy his ex-wife looks. I'm guessing she was miserable when they were married. I thought Jonathan was hot though when he took his shirt off and walked around in his tank top he looked more fit fat than fit. Ashley and Jay will be our new Molly and Luis only much better looking.

by Anonymousreply 378October 22, 2018 8:15 PM

I feel sorry for Kalani. Bad enough she lost her virginity AND got pregnant but her father is self-hating trash. How sad.

by Anonymousreply 379October 22, 2018 9:17 PM

This new cast is definitely going to be popcorn worthy.

Everyone of the relationships have train wreck written on them.

by Anonymousreply 380October 22, 2018 10:44 PM

[quote]I feel sorry for Kalani. Bad enough she lost her virginity AND got pregnant but her father is self-hating trash. How sad.

Her dad is a racist against his own people. So sad is true.

by Anonymousreply 381October 23, 2018 5:37 AM

R369 Devar and Mel were in Happily Ever After, which featured married couple who already have their green cards. Those couples were Danielle and the missing Mohammed. Kiraylm and her husband.

by Anonymousreply 382October 23, 2018 5:39 AM

Devar looks really hung as does that young stud Jay. I guess Jamaicans are hung? I know Jamaica is very homophobic :(. Jay just oozes sex; it’s hard to imagine someone that young and good looking being faithful to anyone. Hell he’d probably be gay for pay too.

by Anonymousreply 383October 23, 2018 4:51 PM

Jay is Devar and Luis ON STEROIDS. Someone needs to tell these over the hill chicks that when they go on vacation to Jamaica or "the Dominican" that these guys are gold digging opportunists and are NOT IN LOVE WITH THEM.

by Anonymousreply 384October 23, 2018 5:49 PM

R384 The “chick’s” wouldn’t listen to anything anyone had to say to them. They are quite aware of what is happening around them. They are desperate. They think America is enough to catch and keep their man, Big mistake. The real world takes over eventually.

by Anonymousreply 385October 24, 2018 12:51 AM

Paul and Karine were fired by TLC and won't be back. I think they deserve their own show on WE. Or the Sci-Fi channel. Either one.

by Anonymousreply 386October 24, 2018 12:55 PM

R386 Why were they fired? Any specific reasons?

by Anonymousreply 387October 24, 2018 1:48 PM

From what I've read Paul broke one of TLC's rules about posting too much information on social media. Paul is claiming that they're leaving the show on their own to focus on their growing family. I would have gotten rid of him just for sniffing his undies.

by Anonymousreply 388October 24, 2018 2:00 PM

I haven't started watching the new cast yet. Are Tarik and Hazel back? I'm wondering if she will develop a personality in the US or if she will just be his housebound concubine.

by Anonymousreply 389October 24, 2018 2:38 PM

R388 Thanks, I’m with you on the undies.

by Anonymousreply 390October 24, 2018 6:13 PM

The new season features all new coupl w, R389, who are beginning their 90 day fiancée visa stay in the U.S. Tarik and Hazel and The rest of the gang will hopefully be on the next season.

by Anonymousreply 391October 24, 2018 7:37 PM

Kalani (the half samoan lady with the kid) has the worst case of American vocal fry up-speak that I've ever heard!! It's torture to my ears.

Also, she and her sister are major drama queens. The sister is very pretty, though.

by Anonymousreply 392October 24, 2018 7:56 PM

Sorry, but that Jamaican guy is just not that hot.

by Anonymousreply 393October 24, 2018 9:06 PM

r393 I find Jay revolting. Imagine bringing that vulgar, horny, broke mess home to two small children.

by Anonymousreply 394October 24, 2018 10:13 PM

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by Anonymousreply 395October 25, 2018 12:12 AM

Kalani comes across as very confident and smart. But, man is she making a big mistake with that dude.

by Anonymousreply 396October 25, 2018 12:17 AM

Kalani is gorgeous I can't believe she'd want to marry some random broke foreigner and throw her life away.

by Anonymousreply 397October 25, 2018 1:47 AM

That Molly is old and ugly and acts like she's not. The guy deserved a green card for sleeping with that Same goes for Michael/Angela.

by Anonymousreply 398October 25, 2018 2:59 AM

Molly should hook Angela up with a decent bra.

by Anonymousreply 399October 26, 2018 2:25 AM

Actually Molly and Angela could use a breast reduction and a good diet.

by Anonymousreply 400October 26, 2018 7:36 AM

I wish they would bring back Nicole/Azan, I am fascinated with that storyline. He doesn't want her fat ass and took her money and she still is clinging on to him.

by Anonymousreply 401October 26, 2018 10:05 AM

[quote]Jay is Devar and Luis ON STEROIDS. Someone needs to tell these over the hill chicks that when they go on vacation to Jamaica

Devar should not be in that mix of man hoes.

by Anonymousreply 402October 28, 2018 7:24 AM

[quote]That Molly is old and ugly and acts like she's not.

That's because she isn't ugly.

by Anonymousreply 403October 28, 2018 7:29 AM

That Asuelu is hilarious. I loved watching Kalani's face, as he ripped off his shirt outside of customs at LAX, and started screaming and dancing. The best was when he was bumping and grinding, and then rolling around on the floor. The poor girl looked mortified!!

Asuelu seems very cute, though. He's only 23 years old and from a small island in the Pacific. Judging from his permanent smile and very innocent behavior, I don't think that his intentions are bad. However, I do believe that he is in WAY over his head.

I like Vegas guy's mother. She seems sweet, and I felt bad that she said she didn't want to be excluded from her son's life. Her own life seems to revolve around him, and since she took care of her son for last 30 years, she must be terrified to lose him to that Brazilian hussy.

The 20 year old Maryland kid seems to be the most lost, though. I missed his back story. How did his father die, and why did his mother kick him out when he was 13? He seems pretty smart, but his grandmother seems to think he's a mess, lol. His grandparents really seem to love him, though, and he's lucky to have them in his life.

by Anonymousreply 404October 29, 2018 3:18 PM

r403 = Molly

by Anonymousreply 405October 29, 2018 3:26 PM

I couldn't believe when the blonde girl from Ohio and the young Jamican guy were sitting in confessional, and he blurted out something like, "yah, some Jamaican guys are looking to get to the US, so they marry some fat and ugly woman." And she looked at him with a blank stare. But then she backed him up with, "why would you want to spend your entire life with someone who disgusts you?"

I was shocked. At both of them.

by Anonymousreply 406October 29, 2018 3:33 PM

r402 Agreed, don't find Jay at all attractive. And he has a string hanging out of his shirt...oh wait, that's his arm.

by Anonymousreply 407October 29, 2018 3:43 PM

Leida is going to annoy me this season.

"It has to be in proper!" is the new "You have to cut it on the bias!"

by Anonymousreply 408October 29, 2018 3:50 PM

Same here, R408.

She's extremely fucking annoying. Her sister, too.

They should have just stayed in wherever the hell they came from.

by Anonymousreply 409October 29, 2018 3:58 PM

That Fernanda's eye brows are something. I fucking hate Jay and his use of the word "boobies".

by Anonymousreply 410October 29, 2018 4:57 PM

That Kalani thing isn't as trainwrecky as the others will be. He's from her home country too and he has a kid with her.

by Anonymousreply 411October 29, 2018 5:01 PM

Shit I meant Jonathan at r410, not Jay. And it's obvious his fat friend and "wingman" is pissed cause she wants him, can't wait till those two ladies meet, esp considering Fernanda is "super jealous".

by Anonymousreply 412October 29, 2018 5:39 PM

Yeah that Leida chick is an m.d? Sure...that pic of her in a cleavage baring shirt with a stethoscope and windswept hair looks like a fucking fetish picture.

by Anonymousreply 413October 29, 2018 6:14 PM

Jay's got quite a set of tits. I loved how when he got off the skype with his gold digger and she didn't say I love you back to him, he grabbed a huge bear claw and started eating his feelings.

by Anonymousreply 414October 29, 2018 6:42 PM

Colt's mom is tragic. Seriously, hon, get a hobby and let your son and his cats settle down and get married. And, I'm sorry but why the fuck didn't he buy her flowers? Aseulu is very child-like (I hate using the word retarded). I can't see those two together. The Jamaican guy who brags about giving his blonde ho the D will probably end up giving her VD.

by Anonymousreply 415October 30, 2018 1:40 AM

r403, do you have the right person? She is far from attractive

by Anonymousreply 416October 30, 2018 5:14 AM

r410 r414 not every character on there is named Jay

by Anonymousreply 417October 30, 2018 5:17 AM

I know r417, I corrected myself at r412, they might as well be though.

by Anonymousreply 418October 30, 2018 5:22 AM

[quote]She's extremely fucking annoying. Her sister, too. They should have just stayed in wherever the hell they came from.

"They" would have, but it's Leida that is dragging them across the world for this trainwreck.

by Anonymousreply 419October 30, 2018 6:18 AM

R413

She's not a MD now. She wants to become one.

by Anonymousreply 420October 30, 2018 6:22 AM

What kind of idiot lives in Las Vegas & drives a car without A/C ?

by Anonymousreply 421October 30, 2018 6:24 AM

[quote]it's obvious his fat friend and "wingman" is pissed cause she wants him, can't wait till those two ladies meet, esp considering Fernanda is "super jealous

Me either.

What's up with the women's accents? I lived in NC, and I never heard anyone speak English like that. I thought the wingwoman was foregin herself or had immigrant parents in order to speak like that, but then I see another chick talking weird.

by Anonymousreply 422October 30, 2018 6:25 AM

r420 OMG, I swear he said she was one. Well I want to "become one" too, that means dick in the grand scheme of things, anyone can say what they want to do, doesn't sound like she's going to do it if she's moving away from a school that would actually teach in her language and coming to marry some loser-y guy.

by Anonymousreply 423October 30, 2018 6:39 AM

R423

She said her parents frowned on her becoming a MD. They were controlling & didn't think it was appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 424October 30, 2018 6:44 AM

Do we believe all this bullshit about her being loaded and having maids and drivers and shit? I don't.

by Anonymousreply 425October 30, 2018 6:47 AM

R424 I don't think they frowned on her being a MD. She said she wanted to come to the US to be a MD. I'm thinking they would rather have her home studying to be an MD.

by Anonymousreply 426October 30, 2018 7:08 AM

Jonathan pings to me (the realtor guy who found the girl in Mexico) But that can't be, since he's going to all the trouble for this woman, right?

by Anonymousreply 427October 30, 2018 7:13 AM

Jonathan has tons of chicks over the years, according to his friends.

by Anonymousreply 428October 30, 2018 8:10 AM

R425 According to some, the standard of living in Indonesia is cheap, and labor is even cheaper. Leida's family is middle class and can afford a few pennies to drop on some cheap labor to help clean and cook in their average home.

by Anonymousreply 429October 30, 2018 8:11 AM

Same here, R427.

Either he is majorly over compensating to appear straight, or he's the nelliest straight guy ever.

by Anonymousreply 430October 30, 2018 8:20 AM

If he were gay, he would marry that homely "wingman" chick friend of his to cover up his gayness. Otherwise, why hook up with a hot chick who will expect some D from him?

by Anonymousreply 431October 30, 2018 8:23 AM

So those might have been Jonathan's panties in the dresser? In a few weeks we'll get to meet the rest of Leida's family cuz they're comin' over for a visit.

by Anonymousreply 432October 30, 2018 8:05 PM

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by Anonymousreply 433November 1, 2018 2:59 PM

I was hoping for an update on The Family Chantal.

by Anonymousreply 434November 1, 2018 8:50 PM

I laugh every time I see Danielle. Her and Nicole both were the most interesting (and annoying) to me.

by Anonymousreply 435November 2, 2018 2:27 AM

[quote]I was hoping for an update on The Family Chantal.

Yeah, most of the couples we know their outcome, but I'm surprised they didn't meantion about Aleksandria's bi-racial baby she tries to pass off to Josh, the Mormon, as his own.

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by Anonymousreply 436November 2, 2018 4:29 AM

Or Daya crazy bitch ass and her wuss of a husband, she ordered around.

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by Anonymousreply 437November 2, 2018 4:30 AM

yeah gay Jonathan's segments are the ones I want to forward over now, I find he and his tedious golddigger very uninteresting.

by Anonymousreply 438November 2, 2018 4:49 AM

R431 yeah, it makes no sense, and yet. ..he HAS a hag.

And why would a "good looking", rich guy have to do one of these situations.

In the first episode, that guy sitting next to him kept looking at him like he was in love. And I swear I've seen him in porn, but I'm probably crazy.

by Anonymousreply 439November 2, 2018 5:17 AM

Nope I watched the second episode and the hardest looking 40 year old I have ever seen said that Leida is a med school graduate, a model, and an actress. I feel like Eric doesn't know what med school is and maybe has it wrong or Leida really is a doctor that takes her doctorly pictures in cleavage baring shirts.

by Anonymousreply 440November 2, 2018 5:21 AM

Leida wants to go to med school in the US. Eric is just a feeble minded old man. Fuck, if he's 40.

by Anonymousreply 441November 2, 2018 5:25 AM

Oh I bet he is, he's a fucking trumpy, rough living, ex soldier and after that whole "put it in proper!' shit I foresee a murder/suicide in their future.

by Anonymousreply 442November 2, 2018 5:51 AM

I know it's possible for him to be 40, but he has a 22 year old daughter. So, he got his ex-wife pregnant at 17?

by Anonymousreply 443November 2, 2018 6:24 AM

I thought his daughter was 19? his wife said they had been together for 20 years. But yeah, if anyone would be teen parents it would be those two.

by Anonymousreply 444November 2, 2018 6:35 AM

He has a 22, 19, and a minor daughter.

For some reason, I don't see teen parents. I think Eric is older than 40,.

by Anonymousreply 445November 2, 2018 6:39 AM

I want to see what "she's big a little bit" Azan does now, he thought he got rid of Nicole after he took her money and her visa was up, but the dummy won't give up and is still pursuing him.

by Anonymousreply 446November 2, 2018 6:39 AM

Wow, I thought I would fast forward over Jon and Fernanda but his cringily super Southern friends are killing me. Fernanda's imitation was spot on. And I bet the wingman is so jealous.

by Anonymousreply 447November 2, 2018 6:42 AM

OMG, Jonathan's tacky ass friends...the one guy wearing a fucking backwards baseball cap at the dinner table and the other one grilling her about stealing jobs from Americans.

by Anonymousreply 448November 2, 2018 6:46 AM

R436

I can't place Alexandria or her bi-racial kid. Who is her Mormon husband?

by Anonymousreply 449November 2, 2018 8:54 AM

Josh is the Mormon husband--cute, gentle, young, gay as an Ungaro spring frock. Speaks in a little voice like Michael Jackson. He'd found a Russian party girl while over there on a mission. I think he's probably just grateful to have a beard and will happily raise any children his wife produces. The mixed-race baby does make it a little awkward.

by Anonymousreply 450November 2, 2018 1:33 PM

R436, is that Josh’s daughter? I’m sure his Mormon family has to at least suspect he baby isn’t his!

by Anonymousreply 451November 2, 2018 3:43 PM

Jon's friends were so fake ass it was painful to watch them. Especially the women. Fernanda was polite but she's no idiot and I doubt she'll be trusting them. Jon pings the more I see him. I could totally see him with another guy.

by Anonymousreply 452November 2, 2018 9:19 PM

Eric seems more interested in the little boy than Leida (and I don't mean that in a sexual way so get your minds out of the DL gutter). He's got 3 girls so maybe he wants a son?

by Anonymousreply 453November 3, 2018 4:12 AM

They had a half hour show tonight which had scenes from the next episode. Poor Colt's mother, it does not go well. I can't blame these people who come to the states and have to live in crappy places though for being disappointed. Eric said he does not want Leida's family to know he has no money, but he is being so cheap they are going to figure it out. He bought one hoagie to split between 4 people.

by Anonymousreply 454November 3, 2018 4:23 AM

1 hoagie for 4 people????????? WTF!

by Anonymousreply 455November 3, 2018 1:42 PM

For Eric, I thought it was strange he drove such an expensive car for his modest means (Chevy Suburbans start at $50K) but the one he was driving during the episode was a rental. It's obvious to anyone looking that he doesn't have any money, so the question is why does Leida pretending not to know?

by Anonymousreply 456November 3, 2018 8:38 PM

Why would a rich, educated chick like Leida even consider a person like Eric? I don't buy her story.

by Anonymousreply 457November 3, 2018 9:01 PM

Eric - Ughh, I can't stand to look at his bad teeth, bad hair, and bad clothes. Agree with the poster that it was awesome to see how happy the ex is. Good for her for getting out while she's still young enough to have a life. His daughters seem to despise him.

I'm kind of ticked off at Colt. Is he supposed to be a programmer? Maybe he's not being completely honest about that because he's driving a junker of a car that doesn't have air conditioning in Las Vegas. He drove her out to see that tacky Vegas sign instead of taking her on a tour of the strip, or walking through Caesars or the Bellagio (maybe they wouldn't let them film there?). If she was looking for Hollywood, they would have been right up her alley. No wonder she thinks Vegas is a dump if that's all he showed her. Then, his mom makes stew. If he had to have a homemade meal, couldn't it at least have been a romantic dinner for two? He put zero effort into her arrival. She's a brat, but honestly - she flew all the way from Brazil, and he made no effort. If he is as cheap as he appears, it's no mystery that he doesn't have a girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 458November 3, 2018 9:02 PM

I think Colt (what an inaccurate name) is one of those neckbeard/incel types. His tits are distracting and his whininess and complaints are annoying too. His gf is a bit horsefaced so maybe couldn't do better or maybe he lied? but he seems like a prick and a cheap one even online.

by Anonymousreply 459November 3, 2018 9:15 PM

That half hour preview was actually the first half hour of the new episode and it left me wanting more! Yeah, Larissa and Leida were both obviously deceived. I kinda get why Eric only bought one cheesesteak for the four of them (it was huge and the kid and Leida and her sister could never polish off one on their own) but man did that make him look cheap. And, if Larissa thinks that they're going to move into a new house with a pool then either Colt lied about his wealth or lack of or she just thinks all Americans are wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 460November 3, 2018 9:21 PM

I just can't believe that people with internet access can't figure this shit out and do some checking, looking at you, Leida's family. And surely they know that people lie online?

by Anonymousreply 461November 3, 2018 9:44 PM

[quote]I kinda get why Eric only bought one cheesesteak for the four of them (it was huge and the kid and Leida and her sister could never polish off one on their own) but man did that make him look cheap.

If he would have brought some plates, silverware, and napkins it would have looked a bit better. They way he just plunked it down and expected them to scoop it with their hands was ridiculous, he acted like a caveman that they should be grateful for him presenting his kill.

by Anonymousreply 462November 3, 2018 10:47 PM

He's a Deplorable, R462.

What do you expect? They ARE cave people.

by Anonymousreply 463November 3, 2018 10:49 PM

Ah, the lone sandwich.

It did not go unnoticed that he neglected to spring for beverages.

This guy is incredibly cheap.

The sister is on to him.

by Anonymousreply 464November 3, 2018 11:45 PM

No surprise either that Eric's picture he used online he looked ruggedly handsome, in real life he looks old and worn out.

by Anonymousreply 465November 3, 2018 11:48 PM

Are Eric and Leida going to be the new David and Annie?

by Anonymousreply 466November 4, 2018 12:28 AM

Oh man, if there is a god they will be, r466!

by Anonymousreply 467November 4, 2018 12:29 AM

I think that these asian women deserve what they get.

They're so desperate to "land" a white guy. Any white guy.

So don't complain when you get what you asked for. It's their own damned fault.

by Anonymousreply 468November 4, 2018 1:29 PM

I think it was mentioned earlier in this thread, but deserves to be mentioned again: Eric makes his 19 year old daughter split the rent with him, and then he asked her to leave their 2 bedroom shithole apartment to make room for his mail order bride and her son.

He's ugly, cheap and an asshole. Leida and her family have to know this and they probably been just want to be on a reality tv show.

by Anonymousreply 469November 4, 2018 5:20 PM

We're definitely going to see Colt and his mother on an episode of 'Dateline' one day.

by Anonymousreply 470November 5, 2018 1:01 AM

This show could be renamed to "How to spot an incel 101"

by Anonymousreply 471November 5, 2018 1:15 AM

Leida is SO fucking annoying.

"You have to impress my parents." "Why don't you get a maid?" "I can't live like this... I want to go home."

THEN FUCKING GO HOME, BITCH!!!

Any straight guy who thinks that marrying an asian female is going to be a piece of cake, has to watch this show. They are fucking nightmares.

by Anonymousreply 472November 5, 2018 9:06 AM

I love when these people go to another country to find somebody because they figure that person will be grateful and beholden to them, then when the person gets to the states they are not so docile. They may as well just met somebody local.

by Anonymousreply 473November 5, 2018 10:23 AM

Colt's mother really turned on the water works, she is not taking kindly to a woman stealing her Colt.

by Anonymousreply 474November 5, 2018 10:46 AM

Colt's mother is sweet. She's just lonely.

At her age, if Colt leaves, then she'll be all by herself, which must be pretty scary.

by Anonymousreply 475November 5, 2018 11:19 AM

I think Colt's mother thought they could be one happy family but the girlfriend is a tough whore, not exactly the type who wants to socialize with mom.

by Anonymousreply 476November 5, 2018 12:59 PM

Colt probably should have shopped in the Asian department for his bride. Culturally, she'd be expecting Mother to live with them and to battle her for who rules the man and the house, and would know how to handle it with more finesse and guile.

Watching Fernanda is like watching a toddler that's fallen into the wolf enclosure at the zoo.

by Anonymousreply 477November 5, 2018 3:05 PM

It was nice to see Ricki Lake leading the discussion on the show Unexpected that immediately follows 90 Days. She’s was so much better than the other hosts they have had on TLC. If anyone else watches unexpected, what did you all think of Diego?

by Anonymousreply 478November 5, 2018 3:42 PM

Why don't you start a new thread, R478.

by Anonymousreply 479November 5, 2018 4:13 PM

if Leida wanted a hotter, richer, dude, she should have exercised and firmed up that ass. There's a million hot chicks vying for American guys. she's not that hot. None of these chicks are. Jon looks like Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino.

by Anonymousreply 480November 5, 2018 4:22 PM

Lets play a drinking game!!!

Every time that Rachel cries and then wipes her tear and LOOKS at it, take a shot.

You will be drunk in five minutes.

by Anonymousreply 481November 5, 2018 4:48 PM

At this point I am zeroing in on only the trainwreck ones and Jonathan. Colt is so smug and such a prick, his grasp exceeds his reach, he has to see that. I can't wait for his mom to become super passive aggressive. Eric is fucking gross and if Leida's parent really are connected they will get her out of there, I see him killing her and taking off with the kid.

by Anonymousreply 482November 5, 2018 4:57 PM

As soon as Leida's parents and brother showed up with their luggage, the first thing I thought was whether or not they would all fit into the SUV and whether or not loser Eric could "put it in proper!" For a guy without two nickels to rub together, why would he have them fly to NYC, then rent a cabin in Pennsylvania, plus the cost of the rental Escalade, and THEN take a "side trip" to Philadelphia while waiting for her parents to arrive? No wonder he only had enough dough for one cheese steak! And how tiresome was it to see him constantly hoisting that poor kid on his shoulders? I kept hoping his neck would snap. Looks like next week is the big reveal for the Baraboo WI shithole!

And speaking of snapped necks, if Colt had stuck that fat cat in my face, I would have snapped his neck too! (COLT's, not the cat's!)

by Anonymousreply 483November 5, 2018 5:12 PM

I'm surprised Larissa was so shocked by Colt's mom's presence.

I thought it was common place in Latin & Italian cultures for the widowed mom to live with her children.

by Anonymousreply 484November 5, 2018 7:40 PM

Larissa is delusional.

"Let's move to a bigger house, with a pool!"

Really? Is SHE going to pay for it? Or is it just going to drop from the sky, and they can move right on in?

My number one pet peeve is the ENTITLEMENT of these foreigners. They expect money to grow on trees, and they can have anything they want, with the snap of a finger. Fucking idiots.

Of all these people so far, only Asuelu from Samoa and Fernanda from Mexico seem to be the most grounded and realistic, as well as sincere. Interestingly, they're also the youngest, at 23 and 19 years old, respectively.

by Anonymousreply 485November 5, 2018 7:52 PM

I felt so sorry for Asuelu, esp when he started talking about not being "good enough" for that entitled pig. She's lucky he looked at her twice. He seems like he's trying really hard to be nice to her family. Although I'm not sure about him wearing those sarong things. That could be a problem, even in CA. She is worthless, however - did not make any effort to comfort or reassure him when they were on the beach, and just started blankly at that "family dinner."

by Anonymousreply 486November 5, 2018 9:36 PM

That's because Kalani is terrified of her father. Imagine being taught to hate your own kind AND be a perfect Mormon. She's got issues.

by Anonymousreply 487November 5, 2018 9:58 PM

R487

They're Mormons?

by Anonymousreply 488November 5, 2018 11:11 PM

Eric reminds me of Fred Flinstone

by Anonymousreply 489November 6, 2018 12:28 AM

[quote]I'm surprised Larissa was so shocked by Colt's mom's presence. I thought it was common place in Latin & Italian cultures for the widowed mom to live with her children.

Me too but I guess if you come from Ho-town, moms are scarce.

by Anonymousreply 490November 6, 2018 7:02 AM

Yes, Kalani mentioned in the first episode that she was a Mormon.

I guess that's why she got knocked up by the first guy who came along, while she was on vacation. Rofl.

Steven and Olga crack me up. They are both SO incredibly dumb. Too dumb to be having a kid, actually.

I love how she kept spending his money to buy all of these little toys for the baby. Especially the stuffed monkey. Hahaha. Surely, it's a necessity. *rolling eyes*

The way she spends his money, he'll be broke in no time.

by Anonymousreply 491November 6, 2018 1:37 PM

Olga doesn't want to talk about her past but she clearly grew up fast in one of those horrid Russian orphanages. I know someone who adopted a 3 yr old from one of those places and she compared them to concentration camps. The babies are never picked up when they cry, the children are constantly abused sexually no matter what their ages and when they finally get out the girls either end up pole dancing or getting married off and knocked up. I hope this works out and she makes it to the US.

by Anonymousreply 492November 6, 2018 7:12 PM

The Samoan guy seems innocent and sweet. Hopefully he can get his green card and find someone nice after. Colt's mom needs to kick him out and find some senior citizen friends who won't bring heartless hookers around.

by Anonymousreply 493November 7, 2018 3:18 AM

r492 they aren't taught any life skills in the orphanage so a lot of them turn to prostitution, it's sad.

That father with the stupid braided beard is coming off like a real asshole and the girl just sits there and lets him ream out the father of her child. I can understand that maybe they were upset he didn't pay child support, but look at where he is coming from they need to be realistic.

by Anonymousreply 494November 7, 2018 3:20 AM

Speaking of child support, I guess Eric is hanging his hat on that excuse for not flashing enough cash around Leida.

by Anonymousreply 495November 7, 2018 5:36 AM

Right r494! The guy was literally dumbfounded by a place with WALLS and locking doors, did her dad think he was doing blow with hookers in Samoa?

by Anonymousreply 496November 7, 2018 5:37 AM

Is it just me or in the preview for next week did anybody else hear the sound of flies in the background as Eric first brought Leida into his house. I rewound and heard it again.

by Anonymousreply 497November 7, 2018 5:41 AM

It wouldn't surprise me. Everyone in this cast has wretched homes with the exception of the chick who is dating the Jamaican.

by Anonymousreply 498November 7, 2018 5:45 AM

R491

Olga isn't running through his money. He said he spent 1000 rubles. That's $15.

They're both incredibly young & so unprepared to be parents.

by Anonymousreply 499November 7, 2018 6:00 AM

That adorable Steven pulls at my heartstrings. He and Olga have a lot to learn, but he’s really trying to do the right thing. It’s not just for pussy, although he says he hopes here are “sparks” still while she is 9 months pregnant lol. I love his dead head grandma too!! I’m definitely rooting for that couple.

by Anonymousreply 500November 7, 2018 11:32 AM

The chick who's dating the Jamaican had her own version of a "wretched home." Every surface was decorated with oversized words like LOVE and FAMILY and EAT and BREATHE. The bed had MR & MRS over it. I don't understand that decor concept. Is it to remind them what to do and how to feel? Does the bathroom have a SHIT sign in it?

by Anonymousreply 501November 7, 2018 11:38 PM

R501 Regardless, her place has lights, is clean, free of clutter, and can now be examined for its aesthetic appeal. The other dumps can't make it pass go.

by Anonymousreply 502November 8, 2018 5:08 AM

R501 Ask yourself where would you rather live?

by Anonymousreply 503November 8, 2018 5:09 AM

You know Colt and mama's house stinks to high heaven

by Anonymousreply 504November 8, 2018 6:16 AM

Oh my, I forgot about the smell in these places. I bet Eric's place stinks worse than Colt and his mama's place.

by Anonymousreply 505November 8, 2018 6:29 AM

Agree I hope Steven & Olga can make a go of things and be happy. I don't mind dumb people when they're sweet.

by Anonymousreply 506November 8, 2018 6:39 AM

I want to suckle on Colt's titties.

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by Anonymousreply 507November 8, 2018 7:07 AM

Colt's fat cat is adorable.

by Anonymousreply 508November 8, 2018 7:08 AM

Fat cat is named "Cookie Dough."

by Anonymousreply 509November 8, 2018 7:11 AM

Was anyone else perplexed by Colt not having a couch in the living room? He told her they could go by one.

WTF? So did they toss the couch b/c it was nasty or have he & his mom been forever sitting on uncomfortable kitchen chairs?

by Anonymousreply 510November 8, 2018 3:55 PM

Buy not by

by Anonymousreply 511November 8, 2018 3:56 PM

I can't stand the way Kalani pronounces "Samoa" as "Samwa" - it's SaMOA, you idiot! Like the Girl Scout Cookies!!

by Anonymousreply 512November 8, 2018 4:01 PM

He's a fucking incel weab r510, I doubt he ever leaves his room. I'm more interested in mom's room, the pics of her and two other girls with big bouffants and satin shirts, was Colty's mom a Lennon Sister knockoff? I really can't stand him and his cats deserve better.

by Anonymousreply 513November 8, 2018 4:03 PM

R512

Her fiance who is from Samoa pronounces it the same way. That's obviously the correct way as opposed to our Americanized pronunciation.

by Anonymousreply 514November 8, 2018 4:06 PM

Colt and his mother are creepy

by Anonymousreply 515November 8, 2018 4:10 PM

Here you go, R512. I googled it for you.

Apparently, there's a long "a" sound over the first "a" in Samoa.

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by Anonymousreply 516November 8, 2018 4:42 PM

My guess is Colt and Mama's furniture was probably falling apart and they'd rather show his bride to be an empty house and tell her she can decorate it in her style rather than present her with a sofa soaked in cat piss.

by Anonymousreply 517November 8, 2018 11:08 PM

Colt's incel autism shows when he acts like leaving her to buy a couch, with his mom, is the highest honor a girl can have. And it's not like she will be able to go hog wild but maybe order something from Fingerhut or Sears.

by Anonymousreply 518November 8, 2018 11:38 PM

LOL, Fingerhut, that's going way back!

Maybe, toss in some Blue Chip stamps and perhaps, she can get Cookie Dough to go wild licking the stamps, and soon before she knows it, she can go hog wild shopping!

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by Anonymousreply 519November 9, 2018 6:29 AM

I think their house was probably on the verge of Hoarders and they shoveled out the crap before Colt was filmed, hence they got rid of the living room furniture

by Anonymousreply 520November 9, 2018 6:59 AM

Colt and Larissa...and Debbie...are still together which is a big surprise. I actually kind of like Larissa. She's not as annoying and cunning as Pao and Anifisa and there's something charming about her. Who knows what Colt told her about his living and financial situation. From watching this show for the past few seasons I get the feeling the Americans deceive their potential spouses more than the spouses lie to the Americans.

by Anonymousreply 521November 9, 2018 11:59 AM

Maybe Larissa like to motorboat Colt's titties?

It was weird how Colt and his mother kept asking Larissa, "So do you like the house?"

They were quite proud of it, which makes me think that maybe they really did clean it up from either being a hoarder house, or having it full of cat shit.

Honestly though, at least it's better than the Marine's shitty apartment.

by Anonymousreply 522November 9, 2018 8:19 PM

I think she is a bitch. I am tired of these people coming here thinking everyone is rich. Of course she is still with him here. She wants to be in America. As soon as she finds a richer American who will take her she will leave him.

by Anonymousreply 523November 9, 2018 9:39 PM

Colt's house had Command Strip hooks above the living room window, the way students hang up curtains in a dorm room or something. The fire extinguisher artfully displayed on the kitchen counter was a nice pop of red.

Does Colt work from home? He seems to have a home office attached to the bedroom.

Not a lot of furniture in that place, it looks kind of sad and bare.

by Anonymousreply 524November 10, 2018 12:22 AM

they showed Debbie picking Colt up from his office, so I imagine his home “office” is for video games.

by Anonymousreply 525November 10, 2018 1:07 AM

You need to follow @SoapDirtTV for the updates on the current & past cast.

Something major went down today at Colt/Larissa's home.

He was drinking. She barricaded herself in a closet & was begging people to call 911

Does the channel not do psychological screening on these people?

by Anonymousreply 526November 10, 2018 11:33 PM

Thanks r526, I had to call my mom and tell her about that, we love this show. She said, "I can't imagine him doing anything crazy, he's so emotionless" I explained that he's a fucking incel gamer and those are the type that shoot up bars.

by Anonymousreply 527November 10, 2018 11:55 PM

@SoapDirtTV is now saying Colt was arrested & Larissa was able to get out and seek help from a friend.

Colt always seemed eerie to me.

by Anonymousreply 528November 11, 2018 1:08 AM

The Larissa shit that went down today was cra cra. Something about Colt took her phone away and she was hiding in a closet? WTF. Anyway, she's safe now.

by Anonymousreply 529November 11, 2018 1:18 AM

She might have been doing that, so she can get dump Colt and still stay in the US. That way, she doesn't have to commit to two years of matrimony w/him.

by Anonymousreply 530November 11, 2018 4:18 AM

Even as early as their car ride when she first arrived, he seemed off .. like he was about to snap or something.

by Anonymousreply 531November 11, 2018 4:34 AM

Larissa was arrested.

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by Anonymousreply 532November 11, 2018 5:01 AM

As I said:

[quote]She might have been doing that, so she can get dump Colt and still stay in the US. That way, she doesn't have to commit to two years of matrimony w/him.

Unfortunately, it bit her in the ass. Plus, her posts were full of B.S. How can she post on IG w/o her phone and WIFI.

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by Anonymousreply 533November 11, 2018 6:04 AM

Is there a new episode tonight?

Last week there was only a re-run.

by Anonymousreply 534November 11, 2018 3:47 PM

There was a new episode last week. There is a new episode this week.

by Anonymousreply 535November 11, 2018 5:42 PM

What a disgusting pig Eric and/or his daughter is. And his gross, tiny, bed with cum stained sheets. I hate Leida but that would piss me off so bad.

by Anonymousreply 536November 12, 2018 4:14 AM

According to Tosha, Eric's daughter, that was half of her trash and half of her dad's trash. I will give Tosha a pass, because she's 19 and her dad should have taught her better.

With that said, boy did it take forever to show that apartment. OMG!

by Anonymousreply 537November 12, 2018 5:02 AM

Eric is 40 like Angela is 50.

by Anonymousreply 538November 12, 2018 9:35 AM

Heck, even Leida's parents were tripping off of him claiming to be 40.

by Anonymousreply 539November 12, 2018 9:50 AM

I must say that Angela's makeover at the tell-all was on point. I bet she worked that in her contract -- as well she should have.

by Anonymousreply 540November 12, 2018 9:52 AM

I skipped the tell-all because I HATED the host. What's the latest with Angela?

by Anonymousreply 541November 12, 2018 4:10 PM

I can't get a good look at them, but Eric's lower teeth look extremely decayed.

And obviously that poor child was terrified he was going to be carried around on Eric's neck some more!

by Anonymousreply 542November 12, 2018 4:40 PM

Colt's mom looked amazing on the tell-all. Chic new hairstyle & all her grey was covered up with a nice caramel hair dye. Stylish new glasses.

I really liked her a whole lot on the tell all.

by Anonymousreply 543November 12, 2018 5:14 PM

r543 I got the feeling Colt's mother has heard about the criticism and was covering her ass by saying she lets Colt and Larissa live their own lives, etc. We saw on the show how clingy and controlling she is, so that was bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 544November 13, 2018 5:00 AM

The show aired a week of living together. On day one, the mom was in tears of joy, when Larissa finally arrived, and she was complementing Larissa's hair. She was putting in an effort. It was Larissa who was complaining. I do think Mama Colt was being genuine on the aftershow.

by Anonymousreply 545November 13, 2018 5:21 AM

R541 Re: Angela

She and Michael are back together, but it seems Michael is still in Nigeria.

by Anonymousreply 546November 13, 2018 5:22 AM

Eric is seriously disgusting. I'm not the cleanest person ever and have left a few dishes in the sink while I'm at work but I can honestly say I've never had a gang of flies buzzing around my house.

by Anonymousreply 547November 13, 2018 6:51 AM

I thought rent was cheap in small towns in the middle of nowhere. Why is Eric so broke and his apartment is so shitty? Does he even have a job?

by Anonymousreply 548November 13, 2018 6:57 AM

r545 did you see the latest episode where Colt's mom tattled on Larissa? Colt told Larissa she could pick out a sofa, she went with the mom and the mom wouldn't let her buy it then reported on what she did to Colt. Debbie was gaslighting her.

by Anonymousreply 549November 13, 2018 8:30 AM

Things I've learned on Insta over the past 2 days: Debbie is 55 Larissa has 3 kids from 3 different men and all are being raised by their dads Colt and Larissa are married (but I think that was already mentioned above)

And, I'm sorry, but Eric couldn't have called one of his relatives and had them check and make sure that dump was at least CLEAN before he brought Leida over? Either he's a total dumbass or that was staged for the camera.

by Anonymousreply 550November 13, 2018 4:28 PM

^^^ She has THREE kids?????? Damn!

by Anonymousreply 551November 13, 2018 7:18 PM

Debbie is only 55?

by Anonymousreply 552November 13, 2018 10:18 PM

Colt didn't pick the freshest flower, dumb ass. Debbie is 6 years older than me and looks like she could be MY mom.

by Anonymousreply 553November 13, 2018 11:12 PM

[quote]did you see the latest episode where Colt's mom tattled on Larissa? Colt told Larissa she could pick out a sofa, she went with the mom and the mom wouldn't let her buy it then reported on what she did to Colt. Debbie was gaslighting her.

According to Debbie, she and Colt have a joint account. He only told Larissa she could pick out a couch, but he never said she could purchase it. I guess he should have said she could go window shopping.

by Anonymousreply 554November 14, 2018 6:27 AM

[quote] Larissa has 3 kids from 3 different men and all are being raised by their dads

Larissa needs to go sit down, especially with her demands of a house more biggie.

by Anonymousreply 555November 14, 2018 6:28 AM

Just because R550 says it doesn't mean it's true. Suckers.

by Anonymousreply 556November 14, 2018 12:53 PM

Larissa has stated she has two children, a son being raised by the father’s sister, and a daughter being raised by her father. Different fathers.

by Anonymousreply 557November 14, 2018 2:17 PM

Is Asuelu special needs?

by Anonymousreply 558November 19, 2018 4:40 AM

I know I wondered that too. It's not about him taking the baby out of the car seat. That's just lack of knowledge. It's his speaking pattern.

Plus, I don't get why Kalani blew up. Yes, she was frightened, but the bitch could have simply pulled over on the side of the road. I can't believe she doesn't understand that there are cultural differences, and she needs to teach him some things.

I'm wondering did she go to college, because that's something they kind of hammer in you in college.

Plus, there it the age difference, and the fact that Asuelo hasn't been taking care of babies.

by Anonymousreply 559November 19, 2018 5:20 AM

Colt is sadistic, he was so pleased to see Larissa uncomfortable when he took her to that place knowing she is afraid of heights. Those two deserve each other.

by Anonymousreply 560November 19, 2018 7:14 AM

I don't think he's sadistic. I think he just didn't take her too seriously, and he thought the Stratosphere would be a cool place to propose.

by Anonymousreply 561November 19, 2018 7:32 AM

[quote] Debbie is only 55?

That's what most 55 year olds look like in Las Vegas. And I'm not even kidding.

[quote] Is Asuelu special needs?

He's bilingual. Are you?

[quote] Plus, I don't get why Kalani blew up.

It's an American frau thing. OMG, YOU TOOK THE BABY OUT OF THE CAR SEAT WHILE THE CAR WAS MOVING!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

So ridiculous.

If you know anything about Samoans, it's that they are super chill people, very laid back, very friendly, and kind of cheeky.

Kalani is your typical uptight, American-raised frau, with no sense of humor and very high strung.

Basically, she only wants Asuelu for his dick, but she thinks he's an idiot.

He's not an idiot. He's an islander. Go to Samoa, Tahiti, Jamaica, Puerto Rico, Trinidad, etc. and you'll find that the people are all the same. Very laid back and easy going. They are nothing like uptight Americans.

by Anonymousreply 562November 19, 2018 5:43 PM

Kalani is a lazy SOW: "I QUIT MY JOB, and then had to pay for trips to Samwa and for the K1 visa..." She keeps blaming him for things that aren't his fault? How the fuck he is supposed to know anything about babies in car seats? They don't even have highways in Samwa! She's paying a high price just to get fucked! And she won't even get that if she keeps shoving those Cheetos into her maw!

by Anonymousreply 563November 19, 2018 6:35 PM

Asuelu seems like a semi-retard.

by Anonymousreply 564November 19, 2018 7:06 PM

I think:

1. He’s not being fluent in English. 2. He is not well educated.

by Anonymousreply 565November 19, 2018 11:33 PM

I don't think anyone is implying that Asuelu is coming off as special needs because he's bilingual but because he seems very childlike and slow. He's very sweet but something is off.

by Anonymousreply 566November 20, 2018 1:42 AM

Condoms are for slut people!

by Anonymousreply 567November 20, 2018 1:43 AM

Why does Larissa add an "eeeeeeee" sound to English words that end in "T?"

Like Colt becomes Colty. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 568November 20, 2018 1:34 PM

r568 it's more than just words that end in T, she was talking about her ring-ee

by Anonymousreply 569November 21, 2018 6:17 AM

And she wanted house more big-e, too!

by Anonymousreply 570November 21, 2018 6:19 AM

What is up with Kalani? I know she gets married to Asuelo, but man is she riding him hard w/the kid. Fernanda is too young to be married. I think she needs to live it up a bit. Olga seems to have hitched her wagon to a Jessie 2.0.

by Anonymousreply 571November 26, 2018 6:33 AM

All these people suck, I am not rooting for any of these couples to make it.

by Anonymousreply 572November 26, 2018 9:10 AM

Agreed R572. Horrible cast this season.

by Anonymousreply 573November 27, 2018 12:15 AM

Ausuelu is, well, childlike. I don't understand the attraction between the two. They just seem so mismatched and ill-suited for eachother.

by Anonymousreply 574November 27, 2018 2:54 AM

Steven went crazy after the baby is born, showing his true colors. If I was Olga once he leaves for the United States I would ghost him.

by Anonymousreply 575November 27, 2018 4:13 AM

R575 I would too, but I don't thinks he has that many options.

R574 Asuelo said that Kalani likes how he throws down in the bed in an earlier scene.

by Anonymousreply 576November 27, 2018 5:58 AM

Fernanda accidentally released a short vid of Jonathan’s cock! Cock just average with odd pair of nuts lol. Looks uncut too:)

by Anonymousreply 577November 29, 2018 10:21 PM

There are no accidents

by Anonymousreply 578November 30, 2018 1:25 AM

I agree. There are no accidents. I just don't understand why would she do this? Maybe, a link R577 will help me understand.

by Anonymousreply 579November 30, 2018 6:21 AM

It was okay sized but his balls are nasty looking and it did nothing for me because he is so fug

by Anonymousreply 580November 30, 2018 6:34 AM

Here's the video. Does he only have one ball or something?

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by Anonymousreply 581November 30, 2018 7:31 AM

"What the hell is this?" is right.

by Anonymousreply 582November 30, 2018 8:26 AM

Oh sick 🤢

by Anonymousreply 583November 30, 2018 2:51 PM

Wow, the video has been removed.

by Anonymousreply 584December 1, 2018 4:53 AM

I'm sure Fernanda will have plenty of fun after she gets her green card and divorce r571. I like Larissa.

by Anonymousreply 585December 1, 2018 5:26 AM

R585 I don't know. She acts extremely jealous of Jonathan. Maybe, he's got his hooks in her, so she'll be saddled with him.

by Anonymousreply 586December 1, 2018 6:39 AM

Leida is the cuntiest cunt I've ever seen on this show. Boy, she is one MISERABLE bitch. Why in the fuck would anyone want to marry that hag?

She's either complaining about the apartment, or demanding that Eric fold the blanket again because he wasn't doing it right, or just being a rude cunt to Eric's daughter. They're not even married yet!!!!

I so happy Eric's daughter turned the situation around on Leida and said, "Maybe YOU TWO should move out." Haha! And she should have added, "and your little dog too!" Meaning her annoying little boy.

Fucking bitch needs a good beat down.

[quote] Ausuelu is, well, childlike. I don't understand the attraction between the two. They just seem so mismatched and ill-suited for eachother.

From what I can see, they don't realize how mis-matched they are. They think that because they share the same Samoan heritage, that they're suited for each other. WRONG!

Kalani and her family are all Americanized, like it or not. That's why they're so uptight and fussy. Asuelu is culturally Samoan, so he's much more carefree and easy going. Samoa is a very, very slow paced island nation. His family sleeps outdoors, for fuck's sake!

She treats him like a child, and you can't treat a 23 year old grown man like a child.

This seems to be a recurring theme with all these older women. Ashley wants to treat Jay like he's her son, and that doesn't fly, either. She's 31 and he's 20. Kalani is 30 and Asuelu is 23. To me, these age differences won't work, because the women too often try to act like a "mom," rather than a fiancee or wife.

Ashley also looks kind of crazy.

As for Colty and Larissa, she is obviously just a gold digger. But she found the wrong guy. He's stingy and poor.

Oh, and whoever said that Debbie is 55, was wrong. Colty said that his mother is 66.

Stephen and Olga are another mis-match. She is very rude to him in the way that she speaks. You can hear it every time she opens her mouth. And that seems to be a huge trigger for him, since he constantly mentions that that's how his family speaks to each other, and that's why he doesn't want a relationship with them.

These people all seem to be wrong, wrong, wrong for each other.

by Anonymousreply 587December 1, 2018 3:35 PM

It looks like they all break up in the next episode... lol.

by Anonymousreply 588December 1, 2018 10:19 PM

[quote]She treats him like a child, and you can't treat a 23 year old grown man like a child. This seems to be a recurring theme with all these older women. Kalani is 30 and Asuelu is 23. To me, these age differences won't work, because the women too often try to act like a "mom," rather than a fiancee or wife.

I agree, but in the case of Kalani who is -- 29 --going on 50. The six year age difference shouldn't be that much of a hurdle, but she is so ignorant of the Asuelo's culture that it is pathetic. She acts as if she is so far removed from it, but she has visited the island more than once. A quick scan of the place can give you an idea of how vastly different the US and Samoa are. Her father knows damn well what life is like there. Surely, the dad would have said a thing or two about the island, much like he instructed the family to only marry white people.

I think it would have been better for Kalani to go down to Samoa and start a life w/Asuelo and then come to the US.

[quote]Stephen and Olga are another mis-match. She is very rude to him in the way that she speaks. You can hear it every time she opens her mouth. And that seems to be a huge trigger for him, since he constantly mentions that that's how his family speaks to each other, and that's why he doesn't want a relationship with them.

Olga might have something kind of rude, but Stephen is another Jesse. It only takes a little something-something to get him flying off the handle.

by Anonymousreply 589December 2, 2018 6:52 AM

I guess the difference between Steven and Jesse is that Steven acknowledges his anger problem, and Jesse is a big fat phony, who pretends that he's some nice guy.

Steven at least tries to work on his issues, but he and Olga are still not suited for each other.

by Anonymousreply 590December 2, 2018 11:42 AM

Steven and Olga: children having children. Both of them are carrying scars from their own childhoods and now they have a child themselves. Big mistake. I do like Larissa and I'm writing off her initial bitchiness to culture shock and, also, who the fuck knows what Coltie told her. Recent instagram posts show that they are still with Debbie and finally have a couch. And a Christmas tree! I dunno. Maybe they'll make it. If Jay is uncomfortable being around white people then maybe moving to the States was a mistake.

by Anonymousreply 591December 2, 2018 3:37 PM

[quote] If Jay is uncomfortable being around white people then maybe moving to the States was a mistake.

No, moving to Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania was a mistake.

I think that Jay would be perfectly happy in New York, LA, or Miami.

He's a tattoo artist and a people person. He needs to be in a vibrant environment, not in the middle of flyover country.

by Anonymousreply 592December 2, 2018 8:35 PM

And living with a hostile Barbie doll!

by Anonymousreply 593December 2, 2018 8:55 PM

Leida is MISERABLE. Go back home!

by Anonymousreply 594December 3, 2018 12:46 AM

Everytime Leida appears on screen, I have to change the channel.

I cannot stand to look at her ugly and sour face. She is one HATEFUL creature.

by Anonymousreply 595December 3, 2018 12:49 AM

Leida is a gigantic cunt, so I have to question why Eric even cares about her or her kid. For someone who supposedly doesn't want her family's "wealth" he sure as fuck talks a lot about it.

Why go furniture shopping, if his budget is only a few hundred dollars? He claims not to know how much the furniture cost, but what type of store sells a new couch and bed for a total of a few hundred dollars? This is a man who makes his 19 year old daughter split the rent with him!

They're married now, too, so either this show was a big acting audition for them or they're not being honest about anything else, either.

by Anonymousreply 596December 3, 2018 2:12 AM

r585 I like Larissa too. I think she is in on the joke and plays it up. At least she is entertaining. Most of these people are too glum.

by Anonymousreply 597December 3, 2018 3:59 AM

This season the show is making them go furniture shopping (or baby clothes shopping if there's already a little one).

Poor Leida. She thinks flowers are going to make her happy. Eric just seems incapable of dealing with her immaturity. She did say something that was extremely wise, however. She asked Eric why she should bring her son up in America if his life wasn't going to be an improvement? It's clearly not, and I she's a good mom she'll just dump this loser and go back home. Maybe make her ex cough up some of that child support she's so opposed to.

Poor Colty almost started to cry when he told his mother he might have to move out. Sadness.

Kalani and Asuelo's story line is beginning to feel contrived. I don't buy that she's having second thoughts about getting married.

The Russian couple were boring again this week.

by Anonymousreply 598December 3, 2018 4:10 AM

Good for Eric's daughter for standing up to his loser ass and refusing to move out until she is good and ready. He is PATHETIC.

And I can't STAND that fat sow Kalani , whining about how she misses her life in California, misses her sister, blah blah blah. She QUIT her fucking job to bring poor Asuelo (who I really feel sorry for!) and now that she feels her family's disapproval, she treats him like dirt. He was good enough to throw her cobwebbed pussy a fuck while she was on vacation in Samwa!! That sister is insufferable too.

by Anonymousreply 599December 3, 2018 4:12 AM

And did I hear correctly when Eric said that he and Leida are sleeping on a twin size BOX SPRING with a foam MATTRESS TOPPER on it, while the kid sleeps on the mattress on the floor?

What does Eric do? Is he a janitor in a Baraboo elementary school? A car wash attendant? Drive through worker at Taco Bell?

by Anonymousreply 600December 3, 2018 4:16 AM
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