Ben Affleck Grabs Dinner With 'Playboy' Model Shauna Sexton!

Poor Shookus.

She knew what he was like so no pity for Shookus who was dumb enough to leave her husband and young child for him. This woman is a step up from the haggard Shookus but Ben is looking rough. Maybe Ben is doing this to force Garner's hand so she will divorce him.

Where's Matt?

Ben has become a fatty. He's entering Orson Welles territory. Behind the camera is better for him, which is not a bad thing because he is talented.

Yikes! He really does look awful. And mean.

He's fat, yet he's like the road from Dallas to Fort Worth: no curves.

He'll be dead soon I fear.

I guess he just wasn't ready for the a-shower-and-clean-t-shirt-everyday life with Shookus.

Oh well. Back to round the clock cocaine and pussy!

Bye, Ben!

My hero. He's living it to the limit.

Errol Flynn has nothing on him.

I think he looks great. I prefer that he not all glam up and groom himself to within an inch of his life; he looks sexier this way. Compare him to, say, Bradley Cooper, who might be classically better looking, but I don't find him attractive in the least because he is always too aware of how he looks, and is too groomed.

There's something in between this and Bradley Cooper, R11. Do you like the stained shirt, the red and bloated face from alcohol, and the lumpy shapeless body?

He really doesn't give a shit anymore. What a mess!

She was born the year he won his first Oscar..

They must have such intellectual conversations

Is he not allowed to wear a belt, in case he passes a mirror while hes semi-sober and tries to suicide himself? Forfucksake, this dirtbag needs to get it together.

A Playmate no less. What took him so long? Never bought him and Shookus as a serious couple. It was only a matter of time before he got together with the typical Ho-wood starlet Igram model, half his age.

Did she tell him that his V-neck looks more like a U-neck?

Bumping re the new pics today of Ben getting an at home delivery from a local liquor store. Beer and bottles of hard stuff.

At this point he's just killing himself slowly. Why the f won't he just cave in and do inpatient rehab for a good 6 months. It's not as if the movie going public would go into withdrawals from not seeing him onscreen.

Link please, R19.

Where is Matt Damon in all this? Has he given up on his pal after all these years and transferred his broship to Chris Hemsworth in Australia?

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Thanks, R19/R22.

Shookus wins for Prize Fool.

Shookus

Shookus wins for Just Getting Out in the Nick of Time.

Damon has four or five kids of his own, R21. Why should he keep dragging this lumbering asshole out of the gutter and how could he even go about doing so, when he so obviously enjoys it there?

Who the fuck has time to deal with someone like this?

Both he and his wig look like shit. And he's getting that permanently angry face, he's probably a miserable drunk to be around.

They really did try to make it. Something inside had died and ...

Is his beard from the same place the wig comes from?

All Shookus up?

The new one is a vet tech. How lucky for him!

It's been a very long time since I'd seen a new Playmate. Hef must be spinning in his grave. This lady wouldn't even have been allowed to pass out condoms at the grotto.

Good for her. Why would a mature professional woman want to be with him? His looks are rapidly deteriorating and he'd just cheat on her repeatedly.

Ben likes the pussy. What’s wrong with that?

[quote] Ben likes the pussy

Does he like Matt Damon?

I agree, the standard of a playmate has really gone down over the last few years. I mean, yeesh.

She looks anorexic. Very basic face. *shrug*

Anorexic? she's got legs like short tree stumps.

R8, don't forget the booze and the gambling.

Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong with Ben Affleck? I mean, what the fuck is he so conflicted about?

It’s ok that he doesn’t want to stay with Garner but you’d think he’s been through some horrible life trauma. He’s a fat slobby low rent brooding homeless looking Bat Man.

R39, to me she has the torso of a withered cadaver. Zero hips. Nonexistent curves.

[quote] to me she has the torso of a withered cadaver. Zero hips. Nonexistent curves.

Like Matt Damon.

r41 His father was a serious alcoholic for a long time, when he and Casey were kids. His mom seems stable and is well educated (Radcliffe, etc), but those single Cambridge moms can be very indulgent and lax on discipline.

His dad's family story is fairly tragic. His parent divorced, his mother allegedly drank and committed suicide in LA a few years before Ben was born. His younger brother also died in California around Ben's birth. I think serious depression issues run in that family.

To illustrate r39’s point:

Is Ben the one the Blind Item from a few months ago about- about a famous actor that's slowly drinking themselves to death because of a time when they slept with a 14-yr old, and there's footage of it somewhere? I'll see if I can find the link.

Why doesn't he just do the Sinclair method? It would probably help with his gambling and stripper box chowing.

I've notice the decline in playmate quality as well. Granted I'm not the magazines target demo. I remember that evil twat who tweeted the pic of a 70 year old woman in a gym shower. That playmate wasn't pretty and her fake tits were wonky. What happened?

Didn't they used to be actual working models before? Or at least video girls?

Ben was just needing some strange

Hey Ben, Asia Argento is single and looking

R50 I think playboy used to specialize in non models. They want a fresh girl next door. They used a lot of coeds. They also had actual celebrities. I know under Hef they would use someone who worked as a stripper or had done porn. He wanted non pros. I think playboy just had more cache at one time so there was a bigger and better pool of girls to choose from.

Thanks R44.

R45 Her legs look fine.

R55, how do they compare to Matt’s?

Is this full of fraus?! He’s living every straight man’s dream 😆 Worried about his drinking? Oh good lord.

Snookus from Jersey Shore

And...hes's back in rehab. Driven there by Jen.

They’re the epitome of codependent. But naive me feels for Jen.

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Is Ben's friend, Mr. Toupee, allowed in Rehab?

Don't these guys have assistants to fetch their booze?

What a lightweight. Robert Mitchum, Jack Nicholson and Marlon Brando are rolling over in their graves.

Is Jack dead?

OMG the pics of him heading to rehab r65

I saw it coming two years ago

[Quote] They’re the epitome of codependent. But naive me feels for Jen.

Why do you feel sorry for Jen? I think some people forget that she was Ben's mistress back when he was with J.Lo.

Will you people please stop bringing up Matt Damon??!! This is NOT about Matt Damon!!

Do you think if Matt Damon had not been in Australia, Indonesia and in Thailand supporting the cave rescue that he could have done more for Ben?

Kinda feel sorry for him - addiction sucks

R75 I agree. He had it all but his addiction has fuck it all up for him. He probably knows this.

[quote] Kinda feel sorry for him - addiction sucks

I feel sorrier for those without the resources available to Ben. Addicts without his tens of millions have managed to salvage their lives.

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NEXT!

God, she’s tedious. Just show your titties and ass, honey. No one’s checking your basic ass for words of wisdom.

R72 And Ben was JLo's sidepiece when she was married to Cris Judd.

What goes around.....

Why is she still talking? Haven't they locked her down with an NDA yet?

Apparently, he was too drunk to get her to sign one, R81.

She looks like the ex-nanny Ben was screwing.

Affleck gets more tang-taint than most blokes can ever dream of.

[quote] Affleck gets more tang-taint than most blokes can ever dream of.

I can dream of a lot.