JANET “MADE FOR NOW”

Just awful and dated. She can't release songs in 2018 that would considered B sides in 1996

Aww, poor miserable R1. Thanks for the view though, babe. Lol.

The clip is great. The song is nothing spectacular, Janet is starting to look a lot like her mother.

Not bad. Has a bit of an Escapade feel.

Calm down J-Bot. There are already plenty of Janet threads for you to play in. We know you’re excited, and I’m excited that you’re excited.

I like it, love Reggaeton.

Catchy and fun, good for her

She really does look like her mother.

This sounds like a throw away track from one of her cds from the 90’s. Not a hit song for her!

#1 on iTunes

She looks ridiculous.

^That’s not a nice way to comment on your reflection!

Oh, Jabba, give it a rest, or at least get some thicker skin when it comes to taking slings and arrows for Janet. Her skin is thick...

...like most elephants hahahahahaha

Made it through 47 seconds of this garbage and turned it off. Janet and Daddy seem to be having a competition for who can use more autotune. It's a basic, dull, uninspiring song. In a word: garbage. No wonder it already sank down the chart in a matter of hours. People listened once, then went back to Aretha.

^^^Aretha...a REAL talent.

I have a poodle with the same hairstyle. She sings better too.

Well I give her props for not trying to dance anymore. She's likely got all kinds of arthritis and varicose veins in her legs, so she just basically sits around and lipsynchs in long dresses and pants. That was smart of her to realize. But she sure can change clothes like their's no tomorrow!

Looks/sounds like a very poor knock-off of what the vastly more talented Yemi Alade was doing several years ago.

Link to actual iTunes Jabba R10 so everyone can see that you're lying again.

Fun fact: "Made For Now" was the Baja Fresh slogan in 1997.

It is #6, not #1 on iTunes.

Aretha has the top spot.

Like Madonna. she needs to just realize that her pop music heyday was in the past and do something completely different.

Made For Now is ITunes pop chart #1 for the idiots who can’t seem to click on a simple link at R10.

Why does she look like a Wookiee in drag?

And why does she sound like a Wookiee in drag?

[quote] Made For Now is ITunes pop chart #1 for the idiots who can’t seem to click on a simple link at [R10].

Yes, and for Jabba, the idiot who can't seem to click on the real iTunes chart, it's #6.

Can’t wait for Fallon tonight. She got a standing o for the performance.

Yes, so you keep telling us, Jabba. If you ever left your basement you'd know there are signs in the studio that tell people to applaud, whoop and stand.

"Made For Now" might have worked better if now was 1990 ... even then it would still wouldn't be memorable.

Still iTunes pop chart #1, and u still mad.

[quote]Made For Now" might have worked better if now was 1990

Reggaeton wasn’t even a thing in 1990, dear. But you tried it.

there's no such thing as an itunes pop chart, dear. it's one of your fantasies, like how you try and convince us all that Janet has sold out her shows and we all show you proof she hasn't

^You can’t be this stupid. But, then again, you can—and ARE. That link is from the iTunes website, cottage cheese for brains.

i'm among the naysayers. She can't dance her way through a video anymore and her voice isn't strong enough to carry a video without it. Sure, she gave about 30 seconds but as I watched this, all I could think about was Janet's song Runaway.

Daddy Yankee was on the biggest song last year, so I guess he's a bit of a 'get' for Janet. Personally, I think the song is lovely, but VERY slight. It sounds like a very nice b-side or even an interlude... it just feels unfinished. And the way they've buried J's vocals in the mix makes her feel like she's guesting on Daddy Yankee's song. Perhaps that's the sly intention here.

What's wrong with Janet's speaking voice. She sound as if she have a bad cold or something.

It is anti-gay. At the end when the curtains drop and dancers appear, the patterns are muslim except for when the gay guy dances. That pattern is like like 80's southwestern.

3:05

Queen

Aretha upstaged Madonna's 60th, and blocked Janet from the top spot on the charts. A fitting finale for the legendary diva.

[quote] ^You can’t be this stupid. But, then again, you can—and ARE. That link is from the iTunes website, cottage cheese for brains.

That website has no real affiliation with iTunes, you dumb fuck. And you posting some fan made photo claiming fake news isn't going to convince anyone otherwise.

So sorry you're pressed. And BOY are you PRESSED!

If you look on YouTube, Janet's official channel has 383K subscribers.

Madonna's channel has 2.1m.

You mad, Jabba?

Uh oh, Jabba's on the run. I guess too many facts happened.

R35: "Janet Jackson on her musical influences"

Wiping tea off the keyboard. Does she list autotune, multi-track vocal layering, lip synching, and Paula Abdul as her major influences?

[R42] That was too funny.

Don't forget Baja Fresh. That's been a musical influence of Janet's for years.

Not gonna lie. It's a pretty infectious, feel good little bop. Nice work, Janet. A solid 7/10.

JABBA’s trying to pass off that fake iTunes link as real iTunes chart figures.

Who’s the chink in R37’s link?

Queen

Queen

[quote]Not gonna lie. It's a pretty infectious, feel good little bop. Nice work, Janet.

Indeed.

I like it. Bright, winsome and fun.

Sow.

Heifer.

Manatee.

Not top 200 on Spotify yet

Made For Now

#3 Netherlands (NE) #6 United States (=) #7 Singapore (NE) #7 Spain (NE) #8 Mexico (+35) #12 France (NE) #19 Canada (+26) #23 Australia (NE) #25 Taiwan (NE) #26 United Kingdom (NE) #29 Brazil (-16) #30 Norway (NE) #30 South Africa (NE) #31 New Zealand (NE) #32 Belgium (NE) #35 Denmark (NE) #35 Italy (NE) #36 Ireland (NE) #45 Germany (NE) #46 Hong Kong (NE) #48 Switzerland (NE) #60 Indonesia (NE) #73 India (NE) #84 Turkey (NE)

iTunes update

Made For Now

#3 Netherlands (NE) #6 United States (=) #7 Singapore (NE) #7 Spain (NE) #8 Mexico (+35) #12 France (NE) #19 Canada (+26) #23 Australia (NE) #25 Taiwan (NE) #26 United Kingdom (NE) #29 Brazil (-16) #30 Norway (NE) #30 South Africa (NE) #31 New Zealand (NE) #32 Belgium (NE) #35 Denmark (NE) #35 Italy (NE) #36 Ireland (NE) #45 Germany (NE) #46 Hong Kong (NE) #48 Switzerland (NE) #60 Indonesia (NE) #73 India (NE) #84 Turkey (NE)

Janet coos again!

She’s a fraud. She can’t sing, can’t write songs, lip syncs 100% and never sings live, has zero creativity value. No wonder she has sold the least in the big five 1. Madonna 2. Celine 3. Mariah 4. Whitney and then 5. Janet. No Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for Janet 😫

OMG LMAO!!!! Janet isn't on any chart on Spotify and they update every 5 hours. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good sweet Christ how many more faces will she debut this year?

It looks like Michael left her his nose in his will.

That didn't last long.

yes, dear. you keep pushing this fake chart. it still doesn't change the fact that it's fake and has ZERO affiliation with the actual iTunes.

I pay for Apple Music monthly and Janet's new song isn't even anywhere on that chart. People don't even want to listen to this garbage for free.

Last night on Fallon

R63 the link at R62 shows that she's already been replaced at #1 by Ariana.

So much for a comeback, hahaha...

Time to pack it up and whisper coo yourself goodbye, Janet and Jabba!!

The song has no lyrics. She just keeps repeating "Made for Now."

Janet's voice has always been so weak and breathy.

In comparing her vocal technique to Houston and Aretha Franklin, vocal coach Roger Love states that "When Janet sings, she allows a tremendous amount of air to come through. She's obviously aiming for a sexy, sultry effect, and on one level that works nicely. But actually, it's fairly limited." He adds that while her voice is suitable for studio recording, it doesn't translate well to stage because despite having "great songs, incredible dancing, and her star like presence, the live show is still magnificent. But the voice is not the star."

[quote]He adds that while her voice is suitable for studio recording, it doesn't translate well to stage

Which is perfectly fine because when Janet's on stage you're only going to hear the studio recording anyway.

And see her lips trying to synch a few seconds behind, r70...

I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me

Video over 5.6 million views in just over a day. The Queen has returned.

Harlem MFN Block Party w/Janet and Daddy Yankee 2nite!

The Jimmy Fallon performance reviews are in, and they’re GLOWING...

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[quote] Video over 5.6 million views in just over a day. The Queen has returned.

That's all? Jabba, hate to tell you but that's kind of tragic, especially considering no one is streaming it ANYWHERE on ANY other services. Spotify has it and NO ONE is listening. Apple Music has it and NO ONE is listening. So this is pretty much it for Janet and that is a sad, sad number.

Daddy Yankee can't be too happy he let this has been use his name.

I feel sorry for people like R79. Sad, bitter, disease-infected trolls are the absolute worst.

#MFN 😂

R79 Damn bitch, what the fuck do you do? Wait on DL for every single Janbot post? You are always directly behind his every post. A sad life dost thou have.

OMG that crowd in Harlem is huge! She’s live IGing it now.

R81 forgot to erase its cookies again at the library. Hi Janbot.

^Even dumber bitch.

Just listened. Made it less than a minute. The only good thing about this abortion is that Janet didn't hand it over to Rebbie to raise.

^Hi Madonna!

Made for now, forgotten by closing time.

She looks like shes Asian. Which would be fine if she were Asian but she's not.

Made for Adventureland

Made for Now?

Or Maid for Now...

No wonder a certain Nevada girl loves it!

6pm on Saturday, August 18, 2018, and "Made For Now: is #5 on iTunes Top Songs sales chart.

Actual screen shot from iTunes - go check it right now if you doubt it.

Those are sales, not streaming.

Not a big Janet fan but some people here are the Datalounge definition of "unhinged" in their zeal in trying to knock her accomplishment.

And 6 million views on YouTube in less than two days is pretty big!

[quote]Not a big Janet fan

HAHAHA. You tried it.

That hair is ludicrous, and so tight that it looks painful. A “Croydon face lift” as they say in the UK. Pulls the jowls back...

All Janet fans are big.

Yup, the only think more telling than someone who has fifty posts all praising Janet is someone who has only ONE post total and it's praising Janet.

Jabba, you're an even bigger. dumber cunt than we give you credit for.

Fucking Janet. I've had this song and her damn whisper-coo stuck in my head all day.

R96, listen to some real music. Aretha will be outselling & outstreaming Janet for the next 76 years.

Sorry, R97, I'm not joining in this odd Jabba vs. the world dynamic on DL. The notion that when it comes to Janet it's either blind adoration or absolute hate is a bit silly. And the idea that one can't enjoy a rather pleasant, summery diversion like this song AND also appreciate the undeniable power and legacy of a legend like Aretha is just just dumb.

I've liked very little of what Janet's done since her All For You days, but this one's a bop and I'm digging it.

Oh Lord. Who does it think its fooling?

So, yesterday was Janet Jackson Day on one of the Sirius XM radio statuons, and they were playing her music all day as well as snippets of an interview Janet had given. When asked about her musical influences, Janet said her family including “Stevie.” Then she said, “many people don’t know this but Stevie is my blood cousin on my mother’s side.” Then she said that Tracy Chapman and Jeffrey Daniels were her cousins as well, though she didn’t indicate how. I have been a fan of the Jacksons since the 70’s and this was certainly news to me.

Stevie's Wonder @Stevies_Wonder Replying to @Chimichamu

Stevie yeah. They're distant relatives. Not sure about Tracy. So now Michael's dead, Janet is using Stevie Wonder to gain some respect within the music world.

Janet revealed this years ago during a interview with Angie Martinez, she said Stevie and Tracy were related on her mother's side. Jeffrey is new to me, she didn't mention him before. Janet and Stevie have both called each other cousin in public. Now what's weird is they seem to be the only ones who know they are related, none of Janet's siblings has ever mentioned being related to Stevie and he's never called mike and the brothers his cousins. So either the rest of the family just never mentioned it or Janet and Stevie decided to be play cousins.

So R100 it was news to you but at the same time you're aware at R101 that Janet revealed this ears ago?

Janet and Daddy Whoever sound like they're in two different countries, not in the same studio, no cohesion, totally phoned in. The whole add a rapper is so dated, it's just plain awful. I pray for this era in music to finally end. Christina's album is loaded with them too, and it's ruined by it, I'm sorry I bought it. If Madonna's album has rappers in it, I'm not buying it.

Over 6 million views on YouTube already. Not bad.

YAASS, Queen Janet! The bitch is back, and you haters need to bow down in absolute reverence!

Janet showed up and performed in Harlem, showing respect to the most legendary African American neighborhood in the United States.

"Now what that Chinese-looking bitch doing in this neighborhood?"

This picture of Janet and a young Whitney Houston really shows how much she has changed her appearance over the years.

Janet becoming a Chinese woman isn't too surprising. After all, Michael transed into a white woman.

She was cuter when I adopted her.

Some of yall are just miserable. She has a hit song. Let it go.

The video is kind of good. LIke a ghetto fabuous Ray of Light. Her vocals are even more insubstantial than before, I don't how that is possible!

I think the ability to whisperoo decreases with advanced age

Let’s see how it fares on B.B. chart next week

Lipsynch cooing gets easier though, R112. That's why her songs are extremely low phonemic load (in addition to being lyrically basic and repetitive).

If it makes it anywhere on the Billboard chart, that will still be better than Bitch I'm Madonna, right?

Is this a standalone single, or will a new album follow?

The Queen and her royal court

[quote]If it makes it anywhere on the Billboard chart, that will still be better than Bitch I'm Madonna, right?

No Sleeep even did better on the Hot 100 than Bitch I’m Hagdonna, and No Sleeep did so with no promo.

Video just under 8 million views in a little over two days.

Good for you Janet. Don't go out like me hiding behind my house then dying. I was on my way to a comeback to damn. Anyway good luck getting in the Hall of Fame.

I am still unclear; what exactly did she make, and why did she make it now?

Her top of the hour snack of a bucket of fried chicken, extra skin.

Wasn't "Made For Now" the Baja Fresh slogan back when Janet had an endorsement deal with them? I think that's nice, that she can remember her roots like that.

Or maybe she's fishing for another gig. Rebbie, you better buy the soft toilet paper. Janet's doin' BF again!

MFN music vid will hit 10 million today, three days. she's got a hit.

"... she needs to just realize that her pop music heyday was in the past and do something completely different."

I did. I married a gay Muslim, gained 100 lbs. and adopted a white baby. Then we got divorced.

This pair up was a pretty big score for the old girl, too bad it wasn't a better song.

Sí, r125.

What I've learned: if you go slumming, you don't get great resale.

I won't work with her again.

9.2 million YouTube views! She's coming back, like Cher did!

Janet’s Last Four Tours

Total Attendance: 998,990

Total Gross: $83.1M

Total Shows: 190

Average Per Show Gross: $437,368

Average Per Show Attendance: 5,258

Average Per Show Ticket Price: $83.18

Madonna’s Last Four Tours

Total Attendance: 8,013,316

Total Gross: $1,077.4M (over one billion $)

Total Shows: 315

Average Per Show Gross: $3,420,317

Average Per Show Attendance: 25,439

Average Per Show Ticket Price: $134.45

why does this madonna fan always post in every Janet thread? Start a Madonna thread, no one cares, she's still irrelevant in 2018.

We shouldn't always compare Janet and Madonna. Janet's fans should be happy for the little successes she can snatch here and there.

I couldn't even finish the song, does Janet sing any of it in Spanish? This would be a wise move for her. Madonna's many Spanish themed songs have made her massively popular in Latin America/South America/Mexico, etc. Her name of course, really helped.

Janet barely sings English, R132. Cooing is much more difficult in Spanish.

Janet cant even speak on-key, much less sing.

[quote]"Now what that Chinese-looking bitch doing in this neighborhood?"

She deliver takeout!

[R127] "9.2 million YouTube views." I don't trust those numbers. I don't believe that song is more important or popular then any of Janet's other videos. According to these YouTube count this is Janet's most popular song. I am happy for Jan, I just don't believe that song is that good.

R136, maybe it's just a mandatory commercial played (and skipped) before the videos people want to watch...

Yeah R137 it's yet another Baja Fresh commercial.

It wouldn't surprise me if she's dangling a Baja Fresh card in front of Tito and getting him to hit replay 9 million times.

But anyway, 9m plays in three days is not all that great. it's not terrible, but remember, Daddy Yankee is a big part of this equation and Janet has hitched her fat ass to him. Let's see what happens when she doesn't have him.

Oh wait, we did. No Sleeep. (btw- that only got 20m views in three years. Ariana Grande's God is a Woman has already gotten 127m views in one month. Yeah, 9 million is looking more and more pathetic.)

I'm glad there's no such thing as buying views.

R139, how is almost 11 millions views (now) in 2.5 days pathetic compared to 127 million in 30 days?

[quote] [R139], how is almost 11 millions views (now) in 2.5 days pathetic compared to 127 million in 30 days?

Actually, it's four days, hon. it was published on YT on the 16th. Today is the 19th and it's over. So that's 2.5m views per day.

And No Sleep got 20m views in three years, so logic would say that Janet isn't going anywhere near 127m views. People came, they sampled, they didn't come back.

Down to #12 on iTunes. Ooops.

Yikes. US Top 40 Pop Songs on iTunes.... Jane is now being beaten my a Maroon 5 song that was released about 3 months ago.

You mean she's even flopping on the fake chart??

I think Jabba means she's number one on the Baja Fresh singles chart.

As their number one consumer.

I don't understand why Jabba disses Janet for doing the Baja Fresh commercials. Everyone has a right to make a buck.

Everything slides once the 📚library closes.....hmmmmmm??

the song is hot, stop hating

the song is shit

There, R150. Fixed that for you.

LOL, that song sucks ass.

Sweet Jesus. She looks like one of the old Haitian women I see all over Miami who look as if they've stolen their clothes from donation bills. Nothing matches and it's a hodgepodge of styles.

Meh, I think she looks like she belongs on the cover of National Geographic with those stupid neck rings.

WTF???

R108, that is so hilarious 🤣

for someone who hates janet jackson so bad, you spend a lot of time researching her statistics, and are responding within minutes of anyone who is not negative. R151, you seem like a miserable person. I agree with whoever said that you are the corniest troll on DL. Nothing you post is ever funny, it's just tedious. Janbot is a DL icon, you are no Janbot.

Too bad that legit dancer didn't kick her off the top of that building. Her KFC-filled guts splattered all over the pavement. Horrible song. Sounds like a cheesy commercial from the 90s.

Did the dancers have to provide their own costumes?

[quote]for someone who hates janet jackson so bad, you spend a lot of time researching her statistics, and are responding within minutes of anyone who is not negative. [R151], you seem like a miserable person. I agree with whoever said that you are the corniest troll on DL. Nothing you post is ever funny, it's just tedious. Janbot is a DL icon, you are no Janbot.

Thank god for that!

Janet’s Last Four Tours

Total Attendance: 998,990

Total Gross: $83.1M

Total Shows: 190

Average Per Show Gross: $437,368

Average Per Show Attendance: 5,258

Average Per Show Ticket Price: $83.18

Madonna’s Last Four Tours

Total Attendance: 8,013,316

Total Gross: $1,077.4M (over one billion $)

Total Shows: 315

Average Per Show Gross: $3,420,317

Average Per Show Attendance: 25,439

Average Per Show Ticket Price: $134.45

But Janet had a number one album. Who cares if it only sold 1/3 of what Rebel Heart did! (It did suck, admittedly)

Janet is NOBODY compared to Madonna from albums sales, touring, popularity, recognition and influence.

That is a lie R157!! Janet would NEVER eat KFC!

The song is a sucks and she's a big dum dum head!

This song is shit.

I love Made For Now - I’ve added it to my gym playlist - I missed this Janet -Glad she’s back!

Poor Jane. Flopped again. I just checked on the iTunes Top Songs chart (not that fake one Jabba keeps posting) and it's not even in the Top 200! 200. SMH.

R164 Eat shit and die, cunt.

I never thought their voices would blend well, but the duet Janet recorded with Whitney was sadly never released to the public. They look happy performing together, though.

Wiki says that Daddy Yankee is a Republican...music makes for strange bedfellows.

Janet is an asshole.

She also recorded with the rabidly homophobic Beenie Man. So much for her love for the gay community.

[quote]Eat shit and die,

So not only are we supposed to listen to her new song we're expected to eat it now too?

R173 she has a love for the gay community? That's strange considering her rabid fans seem to throw around the f***ot word every chance they can.

She’s also a Muslim... or was pretending to be one for a while.

She claims too, even acts all faux-bisexual in some songs.

R177 when it's just to try to sell singles it doesn't count.

Doesn't Katherine Jackson also hate the gays? Hasn't she made that clear? Or was it Joe? Or both?

Oh please Janet loves the gay community. Hell, she even fuck a few gay men (bi-sexual) men in her life.

R156, Am I a DL Icon, too???

It's a cute lil song. It's holding up surprisingly well on iTunes (currently at #11, not sure what chart the Anti-Janbot was looking at). No Sleeep only peaked at #14 three years ago. It was... Slept on!

Can’t stand her anymore. Lost all interest in her after 2001.

"Made for now...

If you really want it...

Made for now...

If you really need it...

Made for now..."

Nobody really wants it.

How come Janet is not at the VMAs??

Not invited??

Link to iTunes please R182. I just looked at iTunes Top Songs and #11 is Chanel (Go Get It).

R187, you're looking at Apple Music's chart (the streaming one). The iTunes chart is sales.

I'm looking at the iTunes Sales chart and #11 is:

Tequila Dan + Shay Buy Now on iTunes

I don't see Janet at all.

Then I don't know what the fuck to tell you. You're looking at the wrong thing.

[quote]Then I don't know what the fuck to tell you. You're looking at the wrong thing.

Then fucking show us this nonexistent link.

Janet is nowhere to be found: not on the charts, not on the radio, and not at the VMAs.

It's not a link, asshole, it's on the fucking iTunes app. I don't even like Janet and I loathe Jabba, but stupid needs to be called out no matter what, and you are stupid.

[quote]I don't even like Janet and I loathe Jabba

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best song from Janet so far.

Hmmm....a claim that she's #11 on iTunes sales chart but no link or screenshot. Everyone else can see the charts and see there's no Janet?....hmmm....R193. Nice try.

I'm looking at the iTunes app. #11 Top Charts, All Songs, Chanel (Go Get It). You failed again Jabba.

Don’t be so jealous, r197.

Of what, JABBA?

music video is number one on itunes as well. Don't get so butt hurt jabba.

Not jealous of you Jabba. I just LOVE torpedoing your lies. Janet is NOT doing well on the Top Songs iTunes chart. She's not even on the Top 200 of iTunes All Songs. Jabba is PRESSED honey at her failure.

You wish, r201.

The video is #17. Nice fail Jabba.

The Weekend "The Zone" is the #1 video.

It’s janet’s best song of all time. So, get over yourselves…haters!

Except Jabba lies about how well it's doing and how much people like it.

Her new song is doing quite well, doing better than Ariana Grande.

Where is it doing better R207?

Fake news at R207

If you hit Shop the iTunes store now (and you actually have iTunes and aren't on a ratchet PC), then you'll see that Made for Now is #11 on the songs chart. I can see where you're looking and that Dan + Shay are #11, but on the actual iTunes app, Made for Now is #11. Why the different versions? I have no idea. And Jabba was on here over the weekend showing a third chart from itunes.net that no one's ever heard of where Janet was #1. I'd say iTunes charts sound fucked up.

“Made for Now” is # 1 on the Billboard charts.

[quote] Her new song is doing quite well, doing better than Ariana Grande.

Ariana is #1 on the itunes song chart w/ "Breathin'" yet if you look for it on YouTube it's nowhere to be found. I guess she hasn't made a video for it, but I find that strange.

On the app on my iPhone says that Chanel is #11. Maybe you can screen shot?

#11 after less than a week in release for an alleged legend seems, um, not good.

No video yet R212.

Every night I hope and pray that this song flops. Seeing it out of the top 10 on itunes makes me want to cry. I'm so happy.

I didn't watch but apparently dusty bones Madonna gave a "tribute" to Aretha where she only talked about herself on the VMAs. Also, its being said that she looked like an extra from the Made for Now video, how unoriginal Madonna is.

Also, R214, you are a fucking moron, the song has been on itunes in the top 10 for 3 days with zero radio play, it's just being added, that is actually pretty incredible.

Thats a lie R217. Link or screenshot said chart position.

She better not try to coo a tribute duet with me now that I'm dead.

[quote] On the app on my iPhone says that Chanel is #11. Maybe you can screen shot?

I will. What can I put it in without having to make an account so I can link it here?

I know r219, a madonna / aretha duet would be heinous

Just screen shot on your iPhone R220 and put in the post. You don't need an account for that.

I'm a solo act but that Madonna knows how to entertain, r221. I'll let her strike a guest pose in Freeway of Love.

[quote]It’s janet’s best song of all time.

That says a LOT about her catalog.

I think you're looking for the MTV Awards thread R223. This the thread where we discussing how much of a flop Janet's song is and how Jabba is spewing obvious lies that he has no way of backing up.

Hopefully this will work. #11 off the iTunes app in Songs. Just now.

Child R225, I'm in the proper thread. I know Janet has flopped for the better part of 25 years, which is why I'm here to disinvite her from any attempted collaboration.

Ah thank you R226. I see which chart you're looking at now. Thanks. Ariana has 2 in the Top 10. Made for You has fallen to #12 now but I see how the Top songs were confused.

OMG, Madonna looked absolutely ridiculous at the VMAs, what an old brittle hag

Don't deflect Jabba R229. Tell us again how Jane is doing better than Ariana and is in the Top 10.

Jabba at R230, Janet is number 1, look it up

Ah yes Jabba R231. #1 where is that now? The Whisper Coo chart?

Perhaps she is skewing higher than #11 on Jabba's personal Coo-Coo Chart.

I'm the person who posted the chart at R226 and yes, since then, Janet has fallen to #12 on that chart. However (and I can't believe I'm going to admit this) the video is #1 on the iTunes video chart. The only explanation I can think of is people are making fun of her terrible wardrobe and plastic surgery.

LOL @ R170

7am Tuesday morning, August 21, 2018:

"Made For Now" is #12 on the iTunes SALES charts.

7am Tuesday morning, August 21, 2018:

"Made For Now" is #1 on the iTunes Videos SALES charts.

#1.

14.5 million views on YouTube!

Made for 20 years ago.

Made for #uber

16 MIL and climbing on youtube

Good for Daddy Yankee giving a guest spot to a has-been in need.

right r242, you're really reaching now

With the success of this song/video, tranet will be swimming in buckets of KFC!

Jabba, I seem to recall you promising a hot new video and an even hotter surprise MTV Awards performance that would launch a tidal wave of Janet love.

Wrong. On both counts.

R245 all you got was tubby cat lady, cultural appropriator Madonna making an ass out of herself, talking about herself. sorry for your loss

[quote]all you got was tubby cat lady, cultural appropriator Madonna making an ass out of herself, talking about herself. sorry for your loss

[quote]why does this madonna fan always post in every Janet thread? Start a Madonna thread, no one cares, she's still irrelevant in 2018.

lol.

Not a Madonna fan. Try again, Miss.

[quote]Not a Madonna fan. Try again, Miss.

Not very bright are you, Missy?

just because

[quote]just because it's obsessed with Madonna.

Shyt song.

Shittier fan. Singular.

By the way, she only sold less than a third of available seats in Tampa. Fact.

You can tell that Janet has had a lot of work done (although she looks far younger with her hair down like in this picture instead of pulled up like she's s genie). Having your nose altered like that must change your singing ability . . . .

I’d rather listen to the sound my wet turds made as they pass out of my ass!

R256 so you like the song?

daddy yankee is pretty cute

[quote]It's not a link, asshole, it's on the fucking iTunes app. I don't even like Janet and I loathe Jabba, but stupid needs to be called out no matter what, and you are stupid.

Yeah, R193. You're the one posting these bullshit claims and we're the stupid ones.

[quote]She better not try to coo a tribute duet with me now that I'm dead.

Even dead Queen Aretha can still sing better than Janet.

Amen, R260.

[quote]all you got was tubby cat lady, cultural appropriator Madonna making an ass out of herself, talking about herself. sorry for your loss

Once again, JABBA. Madonna was THERE. Your has been was NOT.

She really should get together to record with Tito or Jermaine. Unlike Titgirl, people actually have a fondness for Tito and Jermaine.

[quote] Yeah, [R193]. You're the one posting these bullshit claims and we're the stupid ones.

And I screencapped the chart and posted it almost 24 hours ago in here. You might want to read the whole thread before you waste our time posting. But yes, you're right. You are the stupid one.

So are all the posters on here that hate Janet, Madonna fans? It’s very odd. The back and forth is tedious. I like the track. It’s light and fun, nothing too serious. Just want we need, “Made For Now”. I don’t care where it charts, I’ve been listening to it.

[quote]And I screencapped the chart and posted it almost 24 hours ago in here.

It was a fake chart. THAT was pointed out by several posters, retard.

Has Janet put 50 pounds back on yet?

A cute moment at the end of "The Tonight Show". Jimmy always runs up into the audience at the end of the show. Before doing so he indicated to Janet and Daddy Yankee to exit the stage but Janet mistakenly thought he wanted her to follow him. So she ended up working her way through the audience, too.

[quote] It was a fake chart. THAT was pointed out by several posters, retard.

You really have no idea what you're talking about. The post at R226. No one pointed it out as fake. Just sit down and shut up. You're embarrassing yourself.

On the same chart where she was #12 last night she is number #24. Womp Womp. Flop.

[quote]No one pointed it out as fake. Just sit down and shut up.

They did, hon.

#24 R271

When truth fails you... start a Madonna thread... or thirty.

Think how poorly she would have done by herself

We have.

"Made For Now". I like it.

R265, Jabba starts these threads to discredit Janet, which somehow in it's warped mind, makes Madonna superior? I don't really get it, the latest onslaught seems to be in response to how well Janet's new music is being received and her successful tour etc. Jabba pretends to be about 4 or 5 different people so it sounds like there are a lot of haters, but it's just one. I also think the clear shift in public perception of Madonna, especially from this last stunt makes Jabba's blood boil, so it is going extra hard, creating thread after thread after thread, most are flops.

also, it's easy to spot a Jabba post, it capitalizes words for emphasis (but not really words you would emphasize in a normal speech pattern). you can see it's posts on the Madonkey threads as well.

R277 wait, so Jabba is not Janbot?

No, Janbot is the actual original Janet troll. He's harmless. Jabba is the annoying troll that hates Janet.

WRONG. Janbot and Jabba are the same person. Jabba has been trying to get rid of the Jabba nickname for quite some time, but like everything else it tries, it's failed at that, too.

Janet really looks happy hanging out with Tyler Perry (in glasses, dressed as Madea). Royal blue is really her color. She was definitely made for now.

[quote]No, Janbot is the actual original Janet troll. He's harmless. Jabba is the annoying troll that hates Janet.

I thought Janbot was the one who posts all the “Janet is Queen” stuff, and was nicknamed Jabba by someone else.

I thought now it’s mostly one person who pretends to be a few different posters and talks to itself. A few other random posters probably join in too to add to the madness.

Regardless, best to just avoid any Janet threads if you don’t want to be sucked into the psychosis.

The pro-Janet troll=Janbot=JABBA.

JABBA hates being called JABBA and really hates that it stuck and JABBA does everything she can to deflect.

She’s PRESSED.

R284 is as pressed as anyone in the history of pressed will ever be.

Poor Janet fan freak AKA Janbot AKA Jabba. It will never get rid of its names. Never.

NEVER.

JABBA is probably more famous than Janet. There is also a remote chance that some posters here are DL subscribers -- which means these threads are more profitable than Janet is at state fairs.

btw- Made for Now is down to #29 on iTunes.

Funny that Jabba at R277 basically gave away all its tricks.

The truth hurts...

[quote]The truth hurts...

We know... hence the constant trying to give your name away... constant deflection to Vadge... and allergies to truth.

R283, you are sort of right. Jabba does talk to itself for the most part, but that name was given to it by Janbot. It tries to twist stories around and give the name up, it's bizarre. Anyways, it's easy to spot Jabba, it randomly capitalizes WORDS for emphasis (usually the wrong words)

Wrong, R292. Janbot was Janbot until she lost her shit and started posting anti-Madonna threads, more so than she posted pro-Janet threads. It was at that point that we started calling Janbot JABBA. Janet is still Janet but Janbot is JABBA.

R293, wrong again. Janbot wouldn't have two names, that doesn't make sense. JABBA is the anti-Janet poster. try to keep up.

I love how it keeps talking to itself as though it's not obvious.

This thread is so lame. Janbot is known as both Janbot and Jabba. It was a lame poster who started the name and no, it makes no sense but this is Datalounge, where every poster thinks they're witty as shit. But I recall being annoyed that posters started calling Janbot by Jabba because it seemed pointless; that thing already had a name. But there you are.

Now can we get back to talking about Michelle Wu's new single, Made for Now?

[quote] wrong again. Janbot wouldn't have two names, that doesn't make sense. JABBA is the anti-Janet poster. try to keep up.

The telltale sign it's talking to itself- Key phrases "Wrong again" and "Try to keep up."

Poor Janbot AKA Jabba. Failed.

R296, you are wrong, it makes no sense to give Janbot another nickname. Jabba posted at r297, it's elementary grasp of the English language is clear every time it posts

R298? You're an idiot. I explained that it made no sense but that both names do indeed refer to the same poster and that I recall reading the threads as it started. Dont tell me what I remember. But, please, do go fuck yourself good and hard because I'm sure no one else would want to.

R299 is Jabba posting, don't let it fool you

R300 of course it is. It fools no one but itself.

My personal belief: Janbot=Jabba=intern in the marketing department at Baja Fresh.

Jabba trying to give away its name is almost as boring as Janet's new song (which, btw, is down to #31 on iTunes after 5 days.)

[quote]Jabba trying to give away its name is almost as sad as Janet trying to give away her CDs via Uber... or her babies on her sister's doorstep.

Where does Made for Sow rest on the charts now?

It's still at #32. The video is still #1. The only excuse is everybody is making fun of how she looks.

nasty boyz: JJ just hit 20 Million views for the video on youtube and 1.5 million on the performance. JJ is gonna chart on billboard Hot 100 for the first time in 3 years.

issa bop

Yes, and then she'll fall right out of the Hot 100 a week later. For the first time in three years.

Is it true Janbot meant to post a Janet GIF once but accidentally posted a link to a video of him jerking off instead? This thread will probably vanish as we're apparently not allowed to talk about that but I remember a poster mentioning that a thread had been shutdown. . . and then that thread where we were asking about it also got shut down.

JABBA got outed here once for some YouTube poem she did about mean girls.

R310, is Madonna double fisting Boniva as Queen Janet climbs the charts

Jan with Dave Meyers, the director. Awesome BTS clips

#bajafresh

JABBA+meth=Boniva.

I never heard the jack off story, but i'm convinced Jabba is behind one of the twitter pages it posts on here, probably the lunatic who calls Janet "mutha."

Thank you! I'm at 20 million views!

Janet doing lots of radio promo today. BTS took over the entire itunes chart, big surprise, so it's important to keep streaming Made For Now to get Janet in the Hot 100

Janet again, an innovator

Shell never have Paris. . .

R320 nice article from "Wet Paint" :/

In other words R319, yet another real record label won’t touch her shit.

Poor ticket sales in Paris? Do they not have Uber?

R322 you could look at it like that if you're simple...

HORRIBLE

How did she get rid of that baby she allegedly had last year??

[quote][R322] you could look at it like that if you're simple...

More like realistic, JABBA.

Like GIFs, bad news is "made for now"!

R328, before JABBA can beat you to it I'll say it. If JABBA can post 40 year old gifs, you can post old news about her continuing career floppage.

Has-Been Dearest

Janet is jealous that Paris Jackson is white.

Janet’s last 4 world tours

Madonna’s last 4 world tours

HOLY SHIT!! Madonna's last tour grossed more than Janet's last four tours COMBINED!!!!!!!

That seriously has to be humiliating. For Janet AND Jabba.

Fake news!!!

According to Chartmasters, Madonna is currently #3 on best selling artists of all time chart behind The Beatles and Michael with 241,134,000 (equivalent album sales as of Aug 2017). Janet is #44 with 77,131,000 (equivalent album sales as of Apr 2017). This means Madonna's entire career has outsold Janet's entire career 3 times.

Albums sales: Janet is nobody compared to Madonna

Touring: Janet is nobody compared to Madonna

Link here to chartmasters

btw- Made for Now is #88 on iTunes. After ONE week.

i'll say one thing for Janet, she's a hundred times more talented than Daddy Yankee, who can't even rap without needing auto tune. What a fucking useless, talent-free sack of shit he is.

So sad, she’s wearing that beautiful African outfit with the self loathing nose job.

She's Afr-Asian!

22 million views on youtube. Eat it.

I will say this, BTS are fucking beasts, they released their video yesterday, almost 70 million views, they're crushing everyone

Too be fair, Baja Fresh isn't as powerful in France as it is here.

[quote] I will say this, BTS are fucking beasts, they released their video yesterday, almost 70 million views, they're crushing everyone

In ONE DAY?? See... THAT is SUCCESS. Not this piddly 20m views is NINE DAYS that Jabba keeps trying to push as successful. And I've never even heard of BTS.

[quote]BTS have yet another record to add to their massive list of achievements.

[quote]The group's music video for "Idol" has officially surpassed Taylor Swift for most-viewed video within 24 hours on YouTube, racking up over 56.2 million views within the first day of its release. (It's currently at 61.8 million views). The title was previously held by Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do," unveiled during the MTV Video Music Awards last August, which pulled in 43.2 million views in its first 24 hours.

[quote]According to Soompi, the feat also marks BTS' all-time most-viewed video within 24 hours: Their May video for "Fake Love" previously secured 35.9 million views within its first day of release.

So . . . what was that figure again, JABBA?

i know you nasty boyz hate janet for some weird reason, but she is the only icon from the 80s / 90s to have any relevance now. Say madonna alls you want, but madonna is nothing for about 15 years

Of course, Jabba will deny Janets had any plastic surgery, but she looks so weird I can't see the old Janet in there at all. At least if you squint, you can sort of see the old Madonna. Well she will always have those eyes. Janet didn't really have any distinct features and it's like she changed them all anyway.

[quote] Say madonna alls you want, but madonna is nothing for about 15 years

lol. Which is why two of her tours in the past decade alone are ranked in the top 20 highest grossing tours of all time (#7 and #16).

Call me old fashioned, but "All For Coo" and "Back Fat" are still my favorites.

This song would be a hit if Daddy Yankee would have sung at least half of the song, he sings like 3 lines , they are using his name for promo, but she did not let him sing more, he should has appeared only as Janet feat. Daddy instead of a duo Janet x Daddy

That's not true, R249, Janet had that sweet, distinctive smile. Unfortunately, with the cheek implants or whatever else the fuck she's done, the smile is now a touch creepy.

Maybe she ate him half way through the song R353

I meant R352

"And sliding off the charts before it even made a dent, the latest floppity-flop-to-flop by Janet Jackson, 'Sang by Cow'--er, 'Made for Now'. . ."

This was a real flop. Janet is irrelevant.

It's really embarrassing. Janet is totally off the top 200 on iTunes. Yet old songs like Africa by Toto, Don't Stop Believing by Journey and Uptown Funk my Mark Ronson are still on there. Christ, even the song from Trolls by Justin Timberlake is still on the chart after two years. Janet couldn't manage 10 days.

That being said, the video is still #3. But I don't know what those sales are like compared to just the audio. I would imagine no one really buys videos when they can go on youtube and watch them for free.

well, that's not true r358, she's number 62 overall and 28 on the pop chart....why are you lying?

There's no such thing as the "pop chart" on iTunes, Jabba. Why are you lying?

R360 you're an idiot, they have a chart for each genre.....how old are you? Is technology that much of a challenge?

[quote]...why are you lying?

lol.

Wheres she at on Billboard. . .you know. . .the real chart used by the industry?

Dandy Yankee couldn't even save her ass! Madonna had a huge worldwide hit with Justin about the same age. That song sucked, but at least people were still interested. Helped her nab the highest grossing tour of all time for a single artist.

but r363, why did you lie?

Can everyone calm down. It's a fun, breezy summer song with a nice video with some decent views on YT. Just enjoy it for what it is. Virtually no heritage act is going to have a high charting single on the Billboard 100 these days, including Madge and Janet. The culture has moved on, the way people listen to music has moved on.

Just enjoy the moderate success for what it is and just accept that our old gals aren't going to be competing with the likes of Dua Lipa and Cardi and Drake and Ed Sheeran and random K-Pop boybands when it comes to charts.

[quote] [R360] you're an idiot, they have a chart for each genre.....how old are you? Is technology that much of a challenge?

Jabba, quit pushing that fake ass itunes.net bullshit. It's not sanctioned by itunes or Apple and is not a real site. There is only ONE songs chart on iTunes and one songs chart on Apple Music and Janet is nowhere to be found. Stay in your lane and keep pushing the myth that Janet's pathetic 20m views in 10 days is an achievement when some no name band hit 100m views in less than 2 days.

Ain’t nobody buying what this bitch is selling.

Here's FatNet's last music video. 8m views in two years. This proves that whatever limited success she's getting with Mooed For Now is all coming from Daddy Yankee's fan base (though I can't understand why, he's even worse than she is). If it wasn't for him, she'd probably have 1/10 of the paltry views she currently has.

Her nose looks in danger of snapping off.

r367 you are such a giant moron, and clearly about 150 years old that you cannot navigate the itunes app. it's okay old girl, keep serving up that fake news.

R366 has it right. Janet's team is doing really well considering the lack of streams that legacy acts get which is such a big component of billboard now. Madonna could never.

lol. I love when it switches its browser and tries to play "middle of the road."

We see you.

[quote][R367] you are such a giant moron, and clearly about 150 years old that you cannot navigate the itunes app. it's okay old girl, keep serving up that fake news.

Obviously you can't either, retard JABBA, because you never ever post real links to back up your bullshit.

"But on the Books-A-Million Soul Legacy Acts Featuring Latin Rapper Chart, Janet's at number 88! Its a comeback, y'all!"

Yanno Yacksoh! Iconic!

Janet back at number 27 on the itunes overall charts and number 10 on the pop chart. 25 Million views on youtube. Jabba, i know you can't access the Itunes charts from your prepaid Motorola Razr, so I wanted to give you an update.

It's so PRESSED when it keeps trying to give its name away!

lol. And notice how it still won't link to the actual chart?

[quote]lol. And notice how it still won't link to the actual chart?

I did.

[quote]Janet back at number 27 on the itunes overall charts and number 10 on the pop chart. 25 Million views on youtube. Jabba, i know you can't access the Itunes charts from your prepaid Motorola Razr, so I wanted to give you an update.

Nice fail, retard JABBA.

OMG laughing so hard. Someone tried to make up a dance for Made For Now and post it on YouTube in hopes it would be the next "Shiggy" and it has a pathetic nine thousand views.

why are you searching youtube for those videos though r382?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Made For Now debuts on the Hot 100 at a sad #88. Oh, my sides. Oh, I can't stop laughing. Worse than No Sleeeeep.

I haven’t heard this song even once on terrestrial radio or satellite. Qualifies as a total bomb.

88 is great for a legacy act. At least she charts, Madonna doesn't even come close to cracking the top 100. The song is only out a week and change, give it a minute.

Total FAIL.

[quote] 88 is great for a legacy act. At least she charts, Madonna doesn't even come close to cracking the top 100. The song is only out a week and change, give it a minute.

Oh look, someone taught Jabba a buzz word.

No, dear. You can try and spin it any way you like but 88 is garbage. And in this day and age, things don't take time to grow. They either burst out of the gate a success and stick around or they peak and drop immediately.

lol. Madonna charted at #84 and Jabba sure didn't say it was "great for a legacy act," back then. I'm pretty sure Jabba gleefully shouted about how it was further proof Vadge was irrelevant.

And now Janet charts 4 spots lower and is like 20 years younger than Madonna, lol.

stop lyin r389, madonna's last like 5 or 6 singles didn't even hit the hot 100.

Yes, and that chart position was a failure for Madonna. Her last album and singles did not do well (just like Janet's which also tanked horribly). The difference is (and it's a HUGE difference) Madonna can still command HUGE grosses for touring. And without it having to be a "legacy" tour. She has proven she will always have an audience. Janet has only proven no one remembers who the fuck she is and the rest don't give a shit.

Oh, and also, Madonna didn't have to give away her CD with an Uber ride. I forgot about that.

And in a venue of 30,000 seats, Madonna would have sold more than 9,000 seats.

I'm sorry you're too stupid to know any better, R390.

You always were allergic to facts.

Has Madonna had to play State Fairs yet?

Tuesday, August 28, 2018 8:30pm

"Made For Now" at #24 on the iTunes Songs SALES Chart.

Janet was #8 in digital sales, the streams kept the position low

[quote] Janet was #8 in digital sales, the streams kept the position low

Oh, that's rich. Wasn't Jabba bragging every single fucking day this past week about Janet's streams?

Jabbs, get your story straight.

Here are Madonna's US Singles rankings for the last 10 years.

Pretty terrible. She needed Minaj for her FINAL Top Ten Single.

[quote]Pretty terrible. She needed Minaj for her FINAL Top Ten Single.

And Janet needed Daddy Yankee to crack the top 85, lol.

[quote] And Janet needed Daddy Yankee to crack the top 85, lol.

And she still couldn't do it. She's only at 88.

The Gays don't buy Madonna singles anymore?

What happened to loyalty. Sad.

Until it's a hit--and it ain't a hit--it's a FLOP.

[quote]The Gays won't take a free Janet album with an #uber ride? What happened to loyalty. Sad

Wow I know it was a flop but I didn't think it was THAT big of a flop!

[quote] The Gays don't buy Madonna singles anymore?

No, but they do spend $400 a ticket to see her live.

You mad, Jabba?

Jabba talks to itself.

R404 i know, Madonna can't even get a single to chart!

JAnet is a giant fail.

well that's not true, you could get madonna tix for $29 for her last tour.

Madonna is "Made For The Nursing Home" with her latest dentu--- um, "Grill."

Janet’s songs only chart when she features a guy who is “sex on a stick” in her videos.

FAILED TO CHART:

[quote]you could get Janet tix for $9.99 for this tour... or a 4-pack for $17.99.

FAILED TO CHART:

FAILED TO CHART:

"Hold Tight" from 2015, Madonna's FINAL SINGLE.

It also FAILED TO CHART.

SAD way to END her career.

Janet is a giant FAIL TO CHART.

Both of them are done. Stick a 🍴 in both of their saggy buttocks.

At least you can feed Janet. What can we do for Madonna?

I will always love Janet for introducing me to Baja Fresh as a little kid.

JABBA's PRESSED.

Let JABBA post all the Madonna videos she can find, it won't change the failure that both her and Janet have become.

I want to see the vids of Madonna playing State Fairs, lol. How pathetic can she be???

Duck Dynasty, Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon all sold more tickets that FLOPnet Jackson did at the Iowa State Fair.

Article is from 8/18. Unlike JABBA, I find it easy to locate current topics of discussion.

Wait! Janet played the Iowa State Fair???? OMG!!! LOL !! I had no idea.

I bet Janet made Millions for the State Fair so she wins!

Um... odds are 'no' R425.

Um wait... I thought Janet bankrupted the State Fair???

R427 what a lie! There's no way she could have done anything but brought them millions! It has to be near impossible to bankrupt a State Fair. You'd have to be a real loser to be able to pull that off.

"Our state fair is a great state fair! Dont miss it! Don't even be late!"

"Hey, Janet Jackson is coming!"

"Aw, shucks, Pa. There's always next year to win the biggest pig contest!"

[quote]"Aw, shucks, Pa. There's always next year to win the biggest pig contest!"

With Charlotte spinning "Whispercoo!" in the web in the corner of her pigsty.

State Fair?

Made for Sow, indeed!

Janet’s pussy......does it stink?

God not only did she play it, she bankrupted it??? Oh my sides.

Here's behind the scenes footage of Janet warming up for her big show at the Iowas State Fair! Jealous bitches???

Janet’s the last 4 world tours

Madonna’s last 4 world tours

Also according to ChartMasters, Madonna has sold over 241 mills albums to date. Janet has sold LESS than Rihanna and Britney Spears only at 77 mild. Her numbers are ducking pahetic.

lol, fake news R437, but you don't get basic math, not worth it

[quote]not worth it

Translating from JABBAspeak to English that means JABBA has NOTHING to refute that with.

Janet #8 at itunes pop chart, # 24 overall (without discounting), Made for Now video hit 27 Million views. Go JJ, queen of pop!

Janet #8 at itunes pop chart,

Link? No?

# 24 overall (without discounting),

Link? No?

Made for Now video hit 27 Million views.

Link? No?

lol, links? you dont know how to access itunes or youtube R441? yikes, still on dial up?

Just like I thought, Retard JABBA has nothing to back up her bullshit.

Flop for Now. . .

Made For Flop.

Made for Cow.

Made For Loss

Can't we all get along?

Janet albums sales and touring numbers are so pathetic.

where is flopdonna on itunes? i don't see any songs on there??!!??!!

Janet poses with Latoya, ready to strut her stuff onstage. I really like the purple suit on her.

"Made for Now" completely fell off the iTunes single and music video chart. But Madonna is on there right now with her "4 Minutes" video.

You fail again, JanBot.

R450 is an idiot Janet just released a new song and it is a major flop. Madonna has not released a new single for over two years. What an idiot. Wait until she releases a new single by end of this year.

R452 sitting in her moms basement on her compaq desktop trying to figure out how iTunes works, keep eating big girl

R450 same amount of interest when Madonna does release a single - zero, expect nothing new from flopdonna, maybe a ripoff of Janet’s style considering all her success.

[quote] maybe a ripoff of Janet’s style considering all her success.

Considering that Madonna has outsold Janet 10x over, has had more hits, is one of the wealthiest women in music, has actual successful tours and hasn't had to play at (or bankrupt) State Fairs... I'm pretty sure there's no ripping off Jane.

I'm not sure which Jabba is allergic to more... logic or facts.

Janet honored tonight at BMI awards. Madonna could never...

I’m excited to try the new BaJanet BaJackson Made For Now Crispy Chicken Taquitos at BF, limited time only. Has anyone tried them yet?

[quote]Janet honored tonight at BMI awards.

Is she finally at a healthy one?

[quote]Madonna could never...

Bankrupt a State Fair?

Turn into Anna May Wong?

Pretend she never gave up a kid?

Pretend that her new pretend kid isn't the surrogate's?

[quote]Has anyone tried them yet?

They're bland, derivative, and loaded with fat.

Janet was being swamped by reporters at the BMI Awards

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In JABBAspeak, one cameraman equals "swamped".

Retard.

Made for Now is still swimming around the bottom of the chart. Get used to it, Jabba.

She looks so young at r463 , not dusty like some boniva queens

[quote]She looks so Asian... so much like Lil Kim!

Must be them Baja burritos!

The Queen - ah ha ha ha ha ha hah....

Jabshart you are just too much!

It’s so sad and pathetic that Janet’s fans are constantly seeking madonna’s fans’ validations and approvals. 😂

She’s NOBODY compared to the queen of pop

[quote]She’s NOBODY compared to the queen of pop

You call HAGDONNA the QUEEN OF POP?

Oh my sides. You Vadge stans are so delusional. She is by no means the Queen of anything except the Queen of FLOPS!!!

Queen, bitch please. Take a seat. You pressed hunties are too stupid to realize she's never even played State Fairs so how the fuck can she be Queen of pop????

The Boniva diva - Madonna has not been relevant in over a decade. Stop trying to make her happen, she was a moderately successful pop act in the 80s. She’s not iconic and most people outside the US wouldn’t even be able to name one song by her.

[quote]Stop trying to make her happen....

And yet it continues to bring her up, lol.

Jabba logic!

Made for Two Weeks ago is down to 109 on iTunes. Aretha still has four songs in the Top 50, all 30+ years old.

New music at #109 is Pa-T-H-E-T-I-C.

#23 on the pop chart nasty boyz

#1 on the worst song chart JABBA

R475 is lying. It's not on any Billboard chart.

Jabba has some made up pop chart it keeps referencing, but has (like always) ZERO receipts.

Janet is dong FANTASTIC for a legacy act!! She's currently at #111, right between a three year old Chainsmokers song and the new single by the Backstreet Boys.

How dare you!!

It's All for Coo...

30 MILLION Views for "Made For Now"!

Is she still queen of the Andorra pop charts?

And BTS got four times the number of views in half the time. You know, like successful acts are supposed to.

BTS: 118 MILLION views and climbing.

Does anyone know if there's a version of Made for Now without Daddy Yankee taking a wet, smelly, refried bean infused dump all over it. The song actually isn't terrible until he starts rapping. He's literally the worst thing to happen to music since autotune.

#151 on iTunes.

That's gotta be humiliating.

Bets on where it will be on the Billboard chart this week? Oh, I mean IF it will be on the Billboard chart.

Janet: Made For Fail -- The Autobiography

BTS: 123,946,639 views and still climbing.

#166 on iTunes. Barely holding on. Aldo basically slowed to a crawl on YouTube. It's over.

Here's a nice way of saying the single is a fucking disaster.

Janet who?

"The higher the number, the bigger the hit!" -- Janbot Logic

I'm curious to see if Janet gets some other opportunities out of this like being a judge on The Voice or a role on a sitcom. I liked her appearance on SNL. She has a very positive energy.

Well bless her heart for a positive energy, R492, because lord knows she can't act.

Child, we all know she can't sing either.

33 million views and counting on youtube. # 36 on itunes pop chart, queen of pop.

BTS: 131 MILLION views.

R495 - Nicki Minaj - 22 Million....what's your point?

[quote]Nicki Minaj - 22 Million....what's your point?

[quote]33 million views and counting on youtube.

That.

Bitch went out of style with The Bombay Company.

[quote]The Bombay Company.

Fuck, when was the last time anyone heard that name spoken?

Nicki Minaj may have 22 million views but she also has the #3 album in the country.

Janet can't even crack the singles chart.

Made for Cow.

R500, her album was bundled with concert tickets from a concert she canceled. Don't be so simple, you queef.

[quote] [R500], her album was bundled with concert tickets from a concert she canceled. Don't be so simple, you queef.

And she's #5 this week. What's your excuse this time?

OMG YOU GUYS!! Made for Now just jumped 57 spots to #31 in its 2nd week on the Billboard Hot 100!!! Janet is still the QUEEN!!

Just kidding, the fat, stupid cunt and her itinerant grape picking rapper fell off the chart completely. One and done, peaked at 88.

So sorry, Jabba. Guess we won't be seeing you around these parts for a while.

Hope she didn’t hit the ground too hard when she fell off the chart. She’s not exactly a lightweight.

funny, i saw madonna.... nowhere... on any chart for the last decade

[quote] funny, i saw madonna.... nowhere... on any chart for the last decade

Then you must be blind, since she's had two #1 albums and one #2 album in the last decade. Oh yes, and then there's the boxscore chart, which Madonna regularly tops and fills several slots in, as she is the most successful female artist in history and one of her shows can outgross Janet's last full tour.

But you knew that. Must be sad for you, backing such a loser.

[quote]Then you must be blind, since she's had two #1 albums and one #2 album

And not one single Hot 100 charting song in forever. Meanwhile, Janet’s last album was a #1 and put her in yet another record book. It attained the pinnacle of the chart with hardly any promo, while Madonna’s shitty album peaked at #2 after a weeklong flurry of promo.

But you digress.

Gorgeous on the cover of the October issue of IN STYLE...

[quote] And not one single Hot 100 charting song in forever. Meanwhile, Janet’s last album was a #1 and put her in yet another record book. It attained the pinnacle of the chart with hardly any promo, while Madonna’s shitty album peaked at #2 after a weeklong flurry of promo.

Please. You know exactly what Madonna has charted with because you're OBSESSED with her. it galls you that she is still 9and always will be) eons more successful than Janet, so you lie, like you always do. janet and Madonna each had one low charting single from their last albums. Janet hit #1, we all know this, but she still only "sold" 253K copies of her album, most of which were bundled or given away by Uber. You will never admit this as fact because you are a stupid, obstinate cunt who is allergic to fact. The fact is janet's sales were so poor that if it wasn't for the particular week the album was released, she could have easily debuted at #3, #5 or worse. FACT- the album was completely off the chart within four weeks. FACT- Janet has had no success anywhere for the past several years. her shows don't sell, her new single is a flop, she can't get into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. All of these things have been presented to you with proof, but your life is so empty that you choose to soldier on, backing a loser.

We all pity you. How awful your life must be.

I'm happy and surprised Madonna secured that Boniva endorsement. I know she was a moderately successful entertainer in the early 90s, but this must be the biggest thing she's done in at least a decade. Seeing the cardboard cutouts holding her Boniva bottle at the Rite Aid counter is a little off putting (she's not the most attractive woman), but dynamite job staying relevant old girl!

^^ROFLMAO! And don’t forget that Depends deal!

Awww, Jabba's talking to itself again.

You must be PRESSED!!

and bitch-made timberfuck cried like the pussy he is...

Apparently Baja Fresh is launching made-to-order churros. Does anyone want to guess what the ad slogan will be?

What madonna made in one tour equal to what Janet has made in the last 30 years. 😂

Don’t forget madonna is the best selling female artist of all time selling as 3X as Janet 😂

All Madonna has going for her now are Depends, memories of long-gone relevancy and a fucked up face.

Paula fucking Abdul made one talk show appearance and garnered lots of headlines last night and the sentiment seems to be, "We missed her." Janet made a supposedly "victorious" talk show appearance a few weeks ago and the sentiment seems to have been, "Please. . Stay wherever you've been because no one misses you."

Madonna also has her Boniva deal and rats....

[quote]Madonna also has her Boniva deal and rats....

It’s more than Janet has.

[quote] Don’t forget madonna is the best selling female artist of all time selling as 3X as Janet 😂

Try 7x.

Jabba made a comeback on this thread. It's really a tossup between whose comeback flopped harder, Janet or Jabba.

Oh, also, Made for Now is #174 on iTunes.

It's also nowhere on the Hot 100.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haven't seen madonna near a chart in damn near 20 years R522

Yes, Jabba, you already tried that one upthread and failed.

But just like your idol, you keep trying and flopping.

. . . . . . . . . . . .

Oh, so sorry. Whispercooing..

R517 What a fucking retard, why won't this revolting ole cunt die already! Fuck I could not hate her more than I do.

I'm sure if she knew how you feel, she would stop, R526.

Everyone knows how Jabba feels.

Well I Had Sex with Madonna, Janet, and Whitney

JABBA knows she's losing when she fails at using that imaginary Boniva crap.

I am really successful.

Gimme a beat!

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Janet said she never taken a subway in her life.

'Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Is that the little round one?' she asked.

'I just tried that last year for the first time. It’s very good. I finally tried a KitKat a couple of years ago.' My question is. When she get fats what causes it.

[quote]Paula fucking Abdul made one talk show appearance and garnered lots of headlines last night and the sentiment seems to be, "We missed her." Janet made a supposedly "victorious" talk show appearance a few weeks ago and the sentiment seems to have been, "Please. . Stay wherever you've been because no one misses you."

More revisionist bullshit. The reviews after Janet’s Fallon performance were GLOWING, from social media to various media publications. Here’s one of many...

Any glow was sweat from hot studio lights.

We didn't use enough powder. And no amount of lipstick was going to help, either.

[quote]haven't seen madonna near a chart in damn near 20 years [R522]

Lol, truth. Her lack of Hot 100 presence in at least a decade is embarrassing.

Oh Jabba, is it mental illness that makes you continue talking to yourself when we've all called you out on it time and time again?

i think the last time MANdonna even came close to the Hot 100 was at least three facelifts ago.

Did Jimmy Jam Terry Lewis produce this? I'm thinking no, since they did all her good stuff.

HEY JABBA- Guess What?

Your queen is now also off the iTunes Top 200 chart.

So... three weeks and done on iTunes, one week and done on Billboard.

And she seems to be stalled on YouTube. The views aren' happening anymore.

You pressed?

I love that MFN got 20 million views in the first weekend and hit 30 million in a little over that. Add to it the song being another Hot 100 charting track for her (something her contemporaries can’t seem to muster these days) and how it not only took social media by storm but how it is also the anthem of the US Open this year, and its kudos all around for Janet.

Another bop from the queen of pop, great, fun song JJ

BTS: 143,640,400 views

Nicki Minaj: 23,000,000

I’m not a huge Janet fan, but comparing her to Minaj and that Korean (I’m assuming?) group isn’t really fair.

r544, exactly, she has more views that Minaj in less time, but less views that the boy band, it's stupid to compare a legend to either, Jabba doesn't understand logic

hey jabba - what is madonna's reason for falling off???

Yet the only thing people want to know. Did Bobby kick Janet out of his hotel room naked?

That's true R544. There are no Baja Fresh's in South Korea.

Straight up, now tell me. . .What's Janet gonna do now that yet another single has flopped? You cant make any buck on a tour where, as in Tampa, you only sell a third of the available tickets. . .

Janet’s latest 4 tours’ grossing

Madonna’s latest 4 tours’ grossing

^That’s cute, but nobody’s checking for Paula Julie Abdul. Meanwhile, Janet’s performance on Jimmy Fallon was talked about for days, got plenty of media praise and has over 2 million views on YouTube. Let’s see if Paula can fill a stadium the way Janet did Hershey Stadium last month.

Nice try Jabba. Did you see how much advertising Baja Fresh bought on Fallon's show that night? Idiot.

Madonna has sold 241 mil equivalent albums which is 3 TIMES more than Janet’s total 77 mil 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[quote]Let’s see if Paula can fill a stadium the way Janet did Hershey Stadium last month.

But- but- JABBA, I thought you were supposed to be Madonna bashing!

Janet graces Fallon, performs and gets rave reviews and a YouTube viewing of over 2.5 mill. Madonna visits Fallon to hawk a skin cream and comes out dancing to a Janet song because none of her own have made the Hot 100 in YEARS.

Poor Janet when her stats are being compared to Madonna. SHES NOBODY.

I love how Jabba keeps escalating Janet's Tonight Show views when no one pays attention.

Why not go for three million, Jabba? It's all fiction anyway.

No one is checking for Janet. And if it wasn't for Daddy Yankee, the song wouldn't have even sputtered to 88 for one week before dying a quick death.

Janet = Oscar nominee, the first female with a song to debut in the Hot 100 top 10, the first female with five consecutive #1 albums, the only singer whose first three films debuted at #1 at the US Box office, had the biggest selling album of 1990, record holder of biggest debut world tour, remains the only artist with 7 Top 5 Hot 100 singles from a single album, is the only artist to be nominated in the Pop, Rock, Dance, R&B and Hip Hop categories at the Grammys, is one of only three artists with a #1 album in each of the last four decades...

Madonna = none of nice

Madonna = None of the above

Lol at how The Roots TROLLED GRANDMAdonna with Janet’s song. Classic!

[quote]And if it wasn't for Daddy Yankee

The song would only be slightly better.

[quote]dying a quick death.

But enough about Madonna’s career.

What madonna made in one tour is more than what Janet has made in her entire career. 😂

Jump, JABBA, Jump!! We snap our fingers and who jumps???

JABBA!

[quote]What madonna made in one tour

Was spent on bisexual trade, butt implants and a botched facelift.

Here we go, bitches. Retard JABBA's Saturday Meth is kicking in and that Commodore 64's warmed up and ready to spew .gifs!

Speaking of...

those madonna tour grosses are fake, jabba typed them up and uploaded them to photobucket. it's pathetic. madonna was giving away tickets to her rebel fart tour, it got awful reviews.

Jabba, you're so crazy, talking about paul abdul, you know she been posting pics of her and JJ on twitter to try and get some kind of attention for her high school gymnasium tour.

Actually, I had something classy in mind, Retard JABBA. Not your derivative crap.

Both Janet and her only fan remaining are pathetic. Umm why Janet has not been in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yet? Because she’s nobody 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😂😂

You wanna?

Jabba lies again. The only way her Fallon performance would have got that much attention is if she would told the story of giving up her baby to Rebbie to raise.

Opposites attract. Like "success" and "Janet Jackson."

Ouch! It looks like you've been KNOCKED. . .OUT!

[559] That all that she had those past accomplish she did good. [573] No one cares about some baby that her sister raised.

But this Friday Janet's whole interview is about her dating Bobby Brown. Because she was trending on Twitter for the first tie this year. She was number one for two days and entertainment outlet are talking about Bobby dating/sleeping with her. No one's talking about her song Made for hey talking about her and Bobby. Which is sad because that means no one cares about her music. Just who she is sleeping and playing the victim because of her shitty music/videos were block and this hurt for career,

Janet Jackson‏Verified account This video touched my heart. Kristian, you are #MadeForNow and you will beat this! My love and prayers are with you and your loved ones. Keep dancing 🤗💜

Just to let you know...Janet made an announcement today. She said she is doing a "Ask Me Anything" segment on Steve Harvey's morning show next Friday. People already saying they going to ask her all of this Bobby questions. I have no idea what is up Janet's sleeve ...

The only reason I'm tweeting about the Bobby Brown Story & Janet Jackson.. is the first thing this morning that's all the Steve Harvey radio morning show wanted to talk about. Period. So.. Ok .. we got it.

Yeah, Steve Harvey said he talked to some very reliable sources and Janet is very upset about the movie!

Janet Jackson‏Verified account @JanetJackson · Sep 5 Hey u guys! I'm doing an @AskAnythingChat session with @SteveHarveyFM @iHeartRadio listeners ❤️

BTS: 144,959,737 views

See The Queen receive her award tonight on BLACK GIRLS ROCK

"What'll I Do" is on the September 1993 Gap In-Store Playlist.

Twenty Years Ago: "You" by Janet is on the September 1998 Gap In-Store Playlist!

So is "Sky Fits Heaven" by Madonna!

US iTunes #214 Made For Now 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

You lie, R580. It goes 1-200, then the abyss.

Janet is in the abyss

So basically this scumbag Janet Jackson will use any means necessary to try and boost up her flop single, like talking about Bobby Brown and tweeting out a thank you to someone and making sure she includes the name of said flop single. Goddamn, talk about desperate. What a pig.

You notice Daddy Yankee has quickly distanced himself from this disaster.

R575 I care about the baby she gave to Rebbie to raise.

[R582] Yeah I notice that as well. Janet did a radio interview saying she will not be releasing an album, but something else. I guess she realize that her demand is not worth the risk for some studio.

In my 14 years at Gap, {Paula Abdul was rarely on any of the playlists. However, "Forever Your Girl" was on both the April 2003 Gap and April 2003 GapKids In-Store Playlists.

Plus, "Get Your Groove On" was on the May 2003 GapKids In-Store Playlist, along with Mariah Carey with "Someday."

She should be releasing an apology for that terrible song.

Daddy Yankee hasn’t distanced himself from a damn thing, haters. He just posted this on his IG a few days ago...

That pic at R585 just reminded me of how MANdonna is always jumping on the bandwagon AFTER Janet has already been there. The Queen is not only a good friend of Missy Elliot’s, but worked with her way before MANdonna did...

Made For Now is the official anthem for the US Open? Cool!

It's also Baja Fresh's new slogan which I think is such a cool compliment to Janet.

[quote] Made For Now is the official anthem for the US Open? Cool!

Yes, isn't it amazing what you learn when you talk to yourself, Jabba.

Also, it's not true, but you knew that.

The Queen gracing October’s IN STYLE

Divinity

There was a video someone posted of a sick baby who was bopping in his crib to MFN, which is what Janet retweeted and showed love for, lamebrain R582.

As for Bobby Brown, the new biopic about his life features Janet (the actress playing her looks nothing like her, but I digress) because he had a major thing for her in the ‘80s, so much so that he fabricated lies about their “relationship” and even went on tv talking about her back then...

Bobby’s video for My Prerogative is virtually a carbon copy of Janet’s Control video, down to wardrobe, location, headset mic and even choreography.

Let's all remember that Kate Bush did the headset mic FIRST in 1979.

Let's all remember Michael Jackson did everything of Janet's FIRST.

Jabba makes it to another closed thread. Disgusting.

[quote]Let's all remember Michael Jackson did everything of Janet's FIRST.

Except for working with Herb Ritts, cultivating the New Jack Swing era of R&B, working with Jam & Lewis...

What more is there to talk about? Jabba is wrong and Janet's a flop.

Indeed.

Kate WHO?

Janet is QUEEN. Don’t forget to watch her on Black Girls Rock tonite!!