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Judy Garland being a C-U-Next-Tuesday about Marlene Dietrich

Lower the scratching post for Judy!

Love it!

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by Anonymousreply 187September 25, 2018 12:58 AM

They're fine....

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by Anonymousreply 1August 15, 2018 7:09 PM

3.5/5 Seconals ...

by Anonymousreply 2August 15, 2018 7:14 PM

That woman was a damn genius. Danced with Astaire and you watched her. Made every song a three-act opera. Wicked humor and mimicry.

by Anonymousreply 3August 15, 2018 7:30 PM

Judy was one of the most talented singers ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs.

by Anonymousreply 4August 15, 2018 7:32 PM

She danced with Gene, as well....

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by Anonymousreply 5August 15, 2018 8:08 PM

One of the greatest ever, truly and so affected later in life. She’s amusing- Fun BS being fed by Parr. But she’s so affected-

by Anonymousreply 6August 15, 2018 8:13 PM

...and Charles Walters

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by Anonymousreply 7August 15, 2018 8:14 PM

M on Harold Arlen

"He also wrote that bluebird thing that Judy Garland insits on singing with all her blubbering..."

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by Anonymousreply 8August 15, 2018 8:28 PM

from Marlene Dietric´s ABC

GARLAND, JUDY

A victim of injustice.

I transfered my love for her to her daugter Liza.

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by Anonymousreply 9August 15, 2018 8:40 PM

When I watch the films of teenage Judy Garland, before the illness hit her, she has such confidence that I have to wonder what kind of person she'd have grown into if a) the studio hadn't forced pills on her, and b) if she hadn't developed what was probably manic depression. At the age of 13-17 or so, she seems so sure of herself, so confident, so much fun....it's such a pity. However, that titanic talent is still there for all to see even though she did become more nervous and frail by the end of the 40s.

by Anonymousreply 10August 15, 2018 9:04 PM

Dietrich, btw, was a huge admirer of great singing talent. She was also friends with Maria Callas and spent hours making her chicken broth when Callas had a cold.

by Anonymousreply 11August 15, 2018 9:05 PM

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 12August 15, 2018 9:05 PM

Some things never get old, r12....

by Anonymousreply 13August 15, 2018 9:18 PM

Judy's fucking hilarious here. Like stand up comic funny. I never knew how funny she was. Liza was right - she really was funny.

by Anonymousreply 14August 15, 2018 9:49 PM

[quote] she really was funny.

Ha, ha, ha! I’ll say.

by Anonymousreply 15August 15, 2018 9:53 PM

The studios did not get her into drugs- her Mom did according to most bios.

by Anonymousreply 16August 15, 2018 9:59 PM

How did I end up here?^^^

by Anonymousreply 17August 15, 2018 11:50 PM

Judy looks marvelous there....1964....how lovely

by Anonymousreply 18August 16, 2018 12:30 AM

omg. I just finished watching the clip. 1964 Judy and 1967 Judy look like two different people. 1967 Judy looks like she's 1964 Judy's mother. OMG. What happened?

by Anonymousreply 19August 16, 2018 12:36 AM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 20August 16, 2018 12:38 AM
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by Anonymousreply 21August 16, 2018 12:40 AM

As has been mentioned elsewhere, take a look at her "Embraceable You." on YouTube. She's dazzling.

by Anonymousreply 22August 16, 2018 12:42 AM

It did seem like poor Judy aged 20-30 years in the span of about 3 or 4 in real time. So sad.

by Anonymousreply 23August 16, 2018 12:45 AM

R9's pic is giving me Tammie Brown realness!

by Anonymousreply 24August 16, 2018 12:54 AM

She still looks lovely in 1965, r21. Yet two years later she looked, as r23 says, 20 years older. What. happened.

by Anonymousreply 25August 16, 2018 12:54 AM

Drugs, depression, money woes, drugs. alcohol, stress. That's what happened, R25

by Anonymousreply 26August 16, 2018 1:09 AM

R17 sad

by Anonymousreply 27August 16, 2018 1:16 AM

She looked good in 65, but rather older than 42 or 43.

by Anonymousreply 28August 16, 2018 1:40 AM

Game recognizes game.

by Anonymousreply 29August 16, 2018 1:44 AM

The last several years of her life were harrowing- actually much of her life was- but from the early 60s until she died she did not come close to normal sleep cycles- she trashed houses and hotels- she made attempts on her life- she called people at all hours- she drank and used ups and downs constantly- woke up under pool tables- had sex with anyone anywhere- you name it. When her children were taken away from her in about 67- she didn’t have a home or even the possessions that most people have- clothes etc. She lived day to day.

by Anonymousreply 30August 16, 2018 1:53 AM

Fabulous clip. How deluded do you have to be to ask your friends to listen your applause? This is BERLIN!!!

by Anonymousreply 31August 16, 2018 1:54 AM

Judy exaggerated wildly, but she was funny and charming while she did it so everyone loved her stories.

by Anonymousreply 32August 16, 2018 1:56 AM

The woman could tell a story. Her pauses, looks and impression were spot on.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

by Anonymousreply 33August 16, 2018 2:00 AM

Certainly one of the greatest voices--and one of the greatest interpreters--in the history of popular music.

by Anonymousreply 34August 16, 2018 2:03 AM

Bump.

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by Anonymousreply 35August 16, 2018 2:12 AM

Thanks for the amphetamines, Ma!

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by Anonymousreply 36August 16, 2018 4:20 AM

Is that a copypasta of Pills at R4? Isn’t the real Pills dead?

by Anonymousreply 37August 16, 2018 4:27 AM

Now her Deanna Durbin insult is rather shady....

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by Anonymousreply 38August 16, 2018 4:43 AM

The drugs and alcohol very likely gave her circulatory problems which can manifest as an aged appearance.

She also had good makeup most of the time, but if you watch the occasional public event like the Star is Born premiere, you'll see some makeup fails revealing her face looked prematurely aged even back then, despite how young she looked in the movie itself.

by Anonymousreply 39August 16, 2018 4:55 AM

R34 Danke

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by Anonymousreply 40August 16, 2018 12:39 PM

[quote] omg. I just finished watching the clip. 1964 Judy and 1967 Judy look like two different people. 1967 Judy looks like she's 1964 Judy's mother. OMG. What happened?

Based on what I can see from the cheap seats, she really hit a wall around 1965. Her last two big paying jobs - I Could Go On Singing and the CBS show - ended, and her debts grew. She was battling her managers and Sid Luft. She'd bounced back before from hardships, but you can see by 1966, 67 she's losing the battle, physically and emotionally.

by Anonymousreply 41August 16, 2018 1:17 PM

[quote] Isn’t the real Pills dead?

Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll say.

by Anonymousreply 42August 16, 2018 1:18 PM

Hot off the press.......

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by Anonymousreply 43August 16, 2018 3:32 PM

1966 was devastating and began the real decline. She learned her managers had been stealing from her, she was in debt for back taxes and she lost her home. Any semblance of stability was gone. She was a virtual bag lady after that. She went back to Sid Luft for a period in 1967 and he sold her in a package deal to gangsters.

by Anonymousreply 44August 16, 2018 5:13 PM

She wasn't exaggerating about MD'S costumes for that tour. Her daughter described just putting her in the dress in her book as taking HOURS. She was pulled, pushed, and prodded in with devices in the dress to get the skin and flab in the right places, the breasts pulled up (her daughter says hers were always saggy), the neck hidden by a necklace and some contraption the pulled the face back that was hidden by her hair giving her an instant face lift.

by Anonymousreply 45August 16, 2018 5:31 PM

Wig, r45. That should be "hidden by her wig". Needles were involved.

by Anonymousreply 46August 16, 2018 5:40 PM

Is she still in that shit business?!

by Anonymousreply 47August 16, 2018 6:06 PM

No- she owns waxing saloons now.

Wanna book a date, monobrow?

by Anonymousreply 48August 16, 2018 7:32 PM

How could Sid be like that? Was he just a terrible manager?

by Anonymousreply 49August 16, 2018 7:39 PM

r49 he was a fucking bastard to her because she let him.

by Anonymousreply 50August 16, 2018 8:47 PM

"Dietrich, btw, was a huge admirer of great singing talent."

She was interested in more than "singing talent", when it came to singers. She had an affair with Edith Piaf. Dietrich's daughter hated Piaf because she made some derogatory comments about her husband, insinuating that he was supporting himself and his wife and sons with Dietrich's money (he wasn't). To be fair, Dietrich was probably the one who told her that; Dietrich told a lot of lies. Anyway, Maria Riva called Piaf "that guttersnipe." I don't think Dietrich had an affair with Judy, but who knows? Judy was bisexual and so was Dietrich; Dietrich was compulsively promiscuous and chances are Judy probably wouldn't have turned down a muff diving session with her.

by Anonymousreply 51August 16, 2018 9:01 PM

Judy OD'd in Hong Kong in May 1964: She was in a coma for 15 hours and had to be put on a respirator. Her voice never recovered from the tube in her throat, and the coma also seemed to break something in her mentally. It was all downhill from there.

Looking at the last 5 years of her life, it probably would have been kinder if she'd never woken up from the coma.

by Anonymousreply 52August 16, 2018 10:24 PM

She did have 2 husbands ahead.

by Anonymousreply 53August 16, 2018 10:41 PM

Actually, in her book her daughter said MD like to cuddle and kiss but didn't really like sex. She didn't like the exchange of body fluids. Her daughter said that was why gay me got involved with her and bi men. And she didn't have as much sex as people thought. Until she met the young Yul Brunner. That sex she liked.

by Anonymousreply 54August 16, 2018 10:42 PM

Love her even more....if that's possible

by Anonymousreply 55August 16, 2018 11:42 PM

"And she didn't have as much sex as people thought."

She sure did! A constant theme in Riva's biography of her mother is her Mommy Dearest's unending stream of lovers. For someone who didn't like sex Dietrich sure as hell got plenty of it, from both sexes. When asked why she had so many sexual affairs with so many people she reportedly said "well, they ASKED."

by Anonymousreply 56August 17, 2018 12:51 AM

Same here!

by Anonymousreply 57August 17, 2018 1:00 AM

Marlene was fond of the Yul log, r54!

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by Anonymousreply 58August 17, 2018 4:08 PM

That's when he was starring in "The Kink and Sigh."

by Anonymousreply 59August 17, 2018 7:25 PM

Didn't Judy and Yul have a flingydingy?

by Anonymousreply 60August 17, 2018 7:47 PM

On stage and in the bedroom

Judy sang.

MD was a performance artist.

by Anonymousreply 61August 17, 2018 7:56 PM

Judy, when she was reasonably lucid, had a wonderful, Irish sense of humor. But when she got too drunk or pilled up, it just came off as bitterness. Eventually that's all there was.

by Anonymousreply 62August 17, 2018 7:59 PM

Marlene was lazy, r61.

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by Anonymousreply 63August 17, 2018 8:20 PM

Brynner must have had a thing for aging divas because he had an affair no only with Dietrich but with Garland, too. Dietrich was quite pissed off when he ended their affair. Maria Riva said that years later, when Dietrich saw a photo of an ill Yul Brynner (he was dying of cancer) she snarled "Serves him right!"

by Anonymousreply 64August 17, 2018 9:04 PM

R63

still quite effective if the mic belongs to,johnny

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by Anonymousreply 65August 17, 2018 9:35 PM

Little known fact: Marlene brought quigong to australia.

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by Anonymousreply 66August 17, 2018 9:39 PM

I'm with Marlene on this one......

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by Anonymousreply 67August 17, 2018 10:32 PM

In Maria Riva's book about her mother, some of the funniest stuff is about Mercedes De Acosta, the heiress Dietrich allegedly stole from Garbo. Riva hated her and refers to her as "that Spanish Vampire," and a biography about De Acosta is entitled "That Furious Lesbian" which leads me to believe it was written by a DLer.

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by Anonymousreply 68August 18, 2018 1:49 AM

I remember people drawing a lot of parallels between de Acosta and the lesbian that Madonna and Sandra Bernhard were dating. Ingrid whatsersnatch.

by Anonymousreply 69August 18, 2018 2:18 AM

It's devastating to think that for the last 2-3 years of her life, Judy was friendless and homeless. I cannot imagine how one so talented and so beloved could fall so far. Heartbreaking.

by Anonymousreply 70August 18, 2018 8:34 PM

I wasn´t sad when she died. She wanted to die.

24 curtain calls in Buenos -Aires!

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by Anonymousreply 71August 18, 2018 9:36 PM

what a gown that is.

by Anonymousreply 72August 18, 2018 9:39 PM

Danke, Liebchen!

18 cc in Las Vegas

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by Anonymousreply 73August 18, 2018 9:53 PM

Boobies!

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by Anonymousreply 74August 18, 2018 10:08 PM

300 swans worth of a coat

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by Anonymousreply 75August 19, 2018 1:09 AM

"It's devastating to think that for the last 2-3 years of her life, Judy was friendless and homeless. I cannot imagine how one so talented and so beloved could fall so far. "

She drove a lot of people away with her needy, unbearable behavior. Her attitude was "if you really love me you'll drop everything you're doing and come to my aid, no matter what." People get tired of that shit. Plus she was a drug addict/alcoholic who would never own up to admitting she was a drug addict/alcoholic. She blamed all her troubles, her addition, her financial ruin, on other people. She lost her house finally and was reduced to staying with whoever with let her crash in their home. At one point she spent a few weeks sleeping on the floor at the apartment of some friends of Liza. She took financial help from a female fan and had a sexual relationship with her. And of course at the very end she married another flaming gay man. And Judy Garland didn't consider her life "tragic!" I thought it had its highs and lows, but considering everything could indeed be called tragic.

by Anonymousreply 76August 19, 2018 2:14 AM

Great shots! In the Dietrich book, her daughter Maria gets a part in The Scarlett Empress and a tutor arrives. Dietrich does not understand that there are laws that child actors must be taught so many hours per day. When a tutor arrives, she becomes furious. I have to type this out because it's classic:

Von Sternberg [director] was about to say something calming to get [the tutor] off the set when my mother whirled!

"What law?!" Who dares to say that my child has to go to school? My child is brilliant! She doesn't need to go to school. She can speak two languages. Can you? Tell your bosses, what my child learns -- I decide. Not some stupid law!"

My mother was on a "high indignation" role. She spelled it out to the quivering schoolmarm.

"We are making a moving picture here. That costs a great deal of MONEY -- more than you will ever see -- and you are interfering with our work with your stupidity! So leave and take your little alphabet with you! My child has a CLOSE-UP to do!'

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by Anonymousreply 77August 19, 2018 2:15 AM

R71, that shot is doctored to death. No way MD 's pendulous tits could be constrained sufficiently.

by Anonymousreply 78August 19, 2018 3:18 AM

Forget your troubles, common get happy!

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by Anonymousreply 79August 19, 2018 3:23 AM

Poor Judy.

Poor, poor Judy.

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by Anonymousreply 80August 19, 2018 4:45 AM

R78[quote]No way MD 's pendulous tits could be constrained sufficiently.

EVERYway schatz!

see: built in bra/ foundation garmet/breastfeeding ;don´t

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by Anonymousreply 81August 19, 2018 7:57 PM

My breasts were bound so I wouldn't look too mature as I skipped down the yellow brick road.

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by Anonymousreply 82August 19, 2018 8:01 PM

Celebrating my 60 birtday in marrakesh.

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by Anonymousreply 83August 19, 2018 8:05 PM

Some nut has killed this thread by massively over-posting video clips.

by Anonymousreply 84August 19, 2018 8:10 PM

She could be beautiful and that nasty creature Louis B. Mayer had the gall to call her ugly.

by Anonymousreply 85August 19, 2018 8:12 PM

Early 1940s Judy was really lovely. Lily Mars shows it off best, I think.

by Anonymousreply 86August 19, 2018 9:20 PM

I do love Dietrich - moments of her, anyway - but lawd Jeebus her singing was horrifically overrated.

by Anonymousreply 87August 19, 2018 10:48 PM

Love the quotes r77. It was Marlene's way or the highway!

by Anonymousreply 88August 19, 2018 10:59 PM

Garland's show biz stories were always funny as hell--whether they were true was usually beside the point. Dropping names like Noel Coward is a bit much, though.

by Anonymousreply 89August 19, 2018 11:25 PM

[quote]Dropping names like Noel Coward is a bit much, though..

If he was there, what should she call him? Some English poofta?

by Anonymousreply 90August 19, 2018 11:40 PM

R85, true, but when you're standing next to Hedy Lamarr, a gal can get discouraged.

by Anonymousreply 91August 20, 2018 12:58 AM

Dietrich used to get so many floral arrangements on the lot when she was single that she put the bigger ones outside the door of her dressing room. Mae West, whose dressing room was across the road, started "pinching" them, as she admitted, and putting them in her own dressing room. Dietrich saw West doing this, and told her daughter "From now on, we put only the ugly ones outside."

by Anonymousreply 92August 20, 2018 1:11 AM

[quote] Dropping names like Noel Coward is a bit much, though.

Believe it or not people used to WANT movie stars to be aspirational, glamorous, and eager to talk about knowing the other glitterati!

It's only in our dreary current PC world must everyone behave "down to earth", and desperately compete at being someone you'd "wanna have a beer with"! Believe it or not Marlene Dietrich, Judy Garland, and Noel Coward would NEVER EVER wanna have a beer with YOU!

by Anonymousreply 93August 20, 2018 1:28 AM

Of course not. They'd wanna have a glass of wine with me.

by Anonymousreply 94August 20, 2018 1:33 AM

Dietrich and Garland were in different categories entirely. Dietrich appeals to the disciplined ordered German DNA Capricorn in me, and Garland to the greedy, messy, slatternly glamorous 100% gung-ho slutty size-queen bottom in me.

by Anonymousreply 95August 20, 2018 1:48 AM

I'm dying R95!

by Anonymousreply 96August 20, 2018 1:51 AM

I love this quote about Marlene from Mae West: "Marlene told me she wanted to wash my hair. I wasn't sure if she meant the hair on my head."

by Anonymousreply 97August 20, 2018 1:53 AM

Judy couldn't have told that story about Marlene without mentioning Noel Coward (she also mentioned Ginette Spanier and her husband because they were there). It wasn't name-dropping for Judy--she and Noel had been friends for some time.

by Anonymousreply 98August 20, 2018 2:51 AM

Judy knew what she was doing with the name dropping it was well done. She did it often and it was always with a light touch if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 99August 20, 2018 2:53 AM

There was a conversation beteeen Judy and Coward that was printed in a magazine in the Carnegie Hall years. A tape recording of their actual talk can now be found on YouTube.

It is not name-dropping when you bring up the name of an equal.

by Anonymousreply 100August 20, 2018 3:02 AM

The idea that Judy's name dropping needs such an intensive defense, at this late date is ricidulous. By this time, she was broke, periodically homeless and past her prime as an entertainer. the idea that gay men under the age of 80 have to genuflect at the church of Judy is something that's time has passed.

by Anonymousreply 101August 20, 2018 3:07 AM

So go listen to Queen Bey.

by Anonymousreply 102August 20, 2018 3:14 AM

Well!!

You SURE told US, r101!

"Queen Bey"! Ohmygawd! For a second I thought r102 was serious!

by Anonymousreply 103August 20, 2018 4:01 AM

It's not name dropping if the person is your friend.

by Anonymousreply 104August 20, 2018 4:53 AM

R52 is entirely right about the massive overdose Judy accidentally or on purpose suffered in 1964. She was never the same mentally or physically afterwards. As r52 said, her survival may not have been the best outcome.

by Anonymousreply 105August 20, 2018 5:14 AM

She died on the shitter, broke and weighing 80 pounds. What more is there to say? Oh, married to a fag.

by Anonymousreply 106August 20, 2018 7:22 AM

Oscar Levant, himself a meds aficionado, supposedly once said to Judy that any offspring of theirs would be a giant sleeping pill.

by Anonymousreply 107August 20, 2018 7:39 AM

Judy was witty as hell.

by Anonymousreply 108August 20, 2018 7:41 AM

The rest of us will be forgotten. Never Judy.

--Frank Sinatra

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by Anonymousreply 109August 20, 2018 7:45 AM

She's so artificial sounding and affected. Because she wasn't good looking and every one knew she was a disaster, she is really laying it on thick in these interviews. I've read that she was funny, hopefully more naturally than comes across there. I was born long after she died.

Dietrich on the other hand is classic. A real star no matter how ridiculous her singing. She probably name dropped too but not to a hack television interviewer. She had much more confidence and class it seems than frumpy homely Judy.

Even Garland's singing has long gone out of style. She'd get nowhere with that out of control vibrato now. She did have a nice tone to her voice though and her voice was powerful. She IS mostly forgotten. Her video clips on YouTube don't get many views. And the comments all seem to come from the same few posters. Ha.

by Anonymousreply 110August 20, 2018 7:53 AM

Dietrich's last years were pretty awful too. Of course, she lived to an old age unlike Judy.

by Anonymousreply 111August 20, 2018 1:56 PM

R110 is hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 112August 20, 2018 3:24 PM

r110 views for some "Over the Rainbow" videos on Youtube: 26 m views, 11 m views, 6.6 m views, 5.8 m views, 3.3 m views, 1.2 m views and a few others nearing the 1 million mark. So combined that's about 54 million views for one song scattered across several uploaded videos, most from fan accounts.

by Anonymousreply 113August 20, 2018 5:51 PM

R110, sometimes ignorance is oblivious.

Aretha did liner notes on a box set from Judy- first came out 10 or 15 years ago. Fascinating to read what one great singer has to say about another- who she clearly admired. Lots of fun as well to read what Marilyn Horne and Rene Flemming have to say about Streisand- opera singer talking about the technique of a singer they admire.

R110 is clueless- thinks he (she) knows something about music and singing- thinks the world started when he/she was born or shortly thereafter. Sorry 110, not like that!

by Anonymousreply 114August 20, 2018 6:10 PM

Happy 80th birthday Charlie!!

by Anonymousreply 115August 20, 2018 6:18 PM

From the Dietrich book, after Mae West steals Dietrich's flowers, Dietrich intercepts a Travis Banton negligee (silver lame' and lace trimmed with black fox) being delivered to West's dressing room . . .

"Dietrich, resplendent, trailing lame' and fox, positioned herself before Mae West, who screeched: "That's mine!" That's my brand-new hostess gown!"

"Oh, no, angel! It can't be! Travis made this just for me! Do you like it? Not too vulgar? She turned slowly in front of the irate little woman.

Finally, Mae catches on. "W-e-e-l-l-l, sweet thing, it does look mighty swanky on that pretty body of yours. Let's you and me go inside and discuss li'l ol' Travis's treachery!"

In perfect syncopation, they turned, wiggled their tidy bottoms, and sashayed into Mae's dressing room, closing the door firmly behind them. The appreciative minions left behind on the sidewalk applauded. [which Marlene promptly recorded, lol]

My mother diappeared often into Mae West's dressing room during this time."

by Anonymousreply 116August 20, 2018 6:19 PM

Finally, Dietrich's daughter gets to go to a real children's party for the first time. She sits alone but finally a girl approaches her. She has no idea it's Judy Garland.

"Were you invited?" a slippery voice said from somewhere. I turned in its direction and answered it: "I don't know. My mother just told me I was going."

"Who's your mother?" the voice was curious.

"Miss Marlene Dietrich."

"Oh boy! She's great! She's really famous! Do you like being the daughter of a famous movie star?"

I hesitated. No one had ever asked me that before. I had nearly answered "no." It surprised me. The voice slipped abut the shadows of the old-fashioned porch.

"Do you hate being fat? Do you hate your stupid dress?"

"Yes! And how! But how do you know that? And where are you"

A chuckle gurgled, the porch swing creaked. "Over here. Come on, sit here. What's your name?"

"My real name is Maria. But nobody calls me that except when they are angry at me."

It was nice and cool on the porch. The children were having a good time in the garden. We sat, dangling our legs, side by side, the swing creaked as we swayed back and forth. "It's my party." The voice had lost ts pretty lilt.

by Anonymousreply 117August 20, 2018 6:46 PM

"It is? Then why are you sitting here all alone? Don't you like your own party?

"I'm tired. I worked today. I'm in the movies."

"You are? How wonderful! What's your studio?"

"MGM."

"I'm Paramount. But yours is my favorite. They make the best pictures. What do you do?"

"I sing. I act too -- and tap. I'm being 'groomed for Stardom!' It's horrible! They won't let me eat. Everybody fusses, everybody touches me. When I sing, they stop. They leave me alone. Then it's great!"

"You will be a star! I know it! A really big one, just like my mother. Even bigger, because she can't sing very well at all. YOu can even tap! Do you have a key light"

:They tried it but it made me look fatter."

"They just put it too low. You have to check that yourself. When you sing, don't let them light you for a tight close-up -- your facial expression will have to be too constricted and you will feel uncomfortable and that will show on the screen."

by Anonymousreply 118August 20, 2018 6:53 PM

"I wish I could have a hot dog," Judy said. "But I'm not allowed to.

"Listen, would it be all right with your mother if I asked for two? What do you like on your hot dog?"

"How do you like yours?" the voice tingled with excitement.

"You'll love it! First, I put mustard, then ketchup, then the onions and relish, then another squirt of mustard. Okay?"

Back at our swing, laden and in the clear, we feasted. We giggled. We told each other secret truths. We became important to each other, we became friends. We rarely met. Sometimes it was years, but when we did, instantly, without hesitation, we again became two little fat girls sitting on back-porch swing.

by Anonymousreply 119August 20, 2018 6:57 PM

I'm 65 R115 and proud of it- hope you get there too and lose the pathetic wit in the process.

by Anonymousreply 120August 20, 2018 7:07 PM

There's a YouTube clip of her singing "Every Little Movement" (with dubbed Connie Gilchrist) that is a lovely gem. And she's gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 121August 21, 2018 1:03 AM

June Allyson sang "Every Little Movement" in those Depends commercials.

by Anonymousreply 122August 21, 2018 1:05 AM

But she was speaking litterally.

by Anonymousreply 123August 21, 2018 4:39 AM

I love Judy. Her work and talent are still incredibly enjoyable.

by Anonymousreply 124August 21, 2018 5:39 AM

Dietrich was a confection, put together in the editing room frame-by-frame. It's amazing that a woman who couldn't act, sing, or even talk became as big as she did. Her downfall after the Bacharach years was tragic. But, as an alcoholic smoker, it's truly amazing she lived to 90.

by Anonymousreply 125August 21, 2018 2:00 PM

"Dietrich was a confection, put together in the editing room frame-by-frame"

She was that on stage as well, r125. Every thing planned and calculated....and absolutely, positively...magic.

by Anonymousreply 126August 21, 2018 2:19 PM

Dietrich was a FOTZE

by Anonymousreply 127August 21, 2018 3:20 PM

Did she and Bachrach have an affair? Or did he simply work as her music director?

by Anonymousreply 128August 21, 2018 6:16 PM

R84 R127

Kommando: SCHNAUTZE!

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by Anonymousreply 129August 21, 2018 7:40 PM

R129 I got your number too......hussy!

by Anonymousreply 130August 21, 2018 8:41 PM

Bacharach was a teenage lust figure for me. We had a secret love affair when mom was gone and my door was locked. He was so handsome, a real Silver Daddy. I loathed Angie Dickinson because she snagged him. Bacharach said in an interview that when he flew to Berlin to do a concert with Dietrich she met him at the airport, standing in the snow), with two glasses of champagne and a limousine. I'm sure they fucked. She loved him. And he was hitching his wagon to a (faded) star.

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by Anonymousreply 131August 21, 2018 8:46 PM

Burt was hot as fuck. You just know he had to be hung like a horse.

by Anonymousreply 132August 21, 2018 8:48 PM

He doesn't look hot at r131.

by Anonymousreply 133August 21, 2018 8:49 PM

Bacharach states in his autobiography that he turned down Dietrich while working as her comcert MD.

by Anonymousreply 134August 21, 2018 8:50 PM

*concert

by Anonymousreply 135August 21, 2018 8:54 PM

Hot.

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by Anonymousreply 136August 21, 2018 9:03 PM

PS: Holy shit, Bacharach is NINETY this year.

by Anonymousreply 137August 21, 2018 9:04 PM

You know I had him darling.

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by Anonymousreply 138August 21, 2018 9:11 PM

R130 ungrateful bitch!

p.s.: Balmain for the funeral!

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by Anonymousreply 139August 21, 2018 10:21 PM

Bacharach was one who never bedded Dietrich. Good for him. Another who didn't succumb to her charms was John Wayne. Maria Riva said that when asked why he and Dietrich never got it on he said he "never liked being part of a stable."

Riva stated that her mother was a "manufactured" star, the creation of Josef von Sternburg. And that was true. I always thought Dietrich was more of a personality than a major talent.

by Anonymousreply 140August 21, 2018 10:50 PM

I recently watched all those early movies with Sternburg. Dietrich certainly had charisma but she wasn't much of an actress.

by Anonymousreply 141August 22, 2018 1:50 AM

In the Sternberg films the lighting was genius. Also, her lip makeup gave her a really pretty mouth. Later she used that ugly over-the-lipline clown shape in the 50s.

by Anonymousreply 142August 22, 2018 2:22 AM

In "Judgement at Nuremberg", Dietrich is elegant and believable; Garland is heartbreaking. A fine outing for both and also for Spencer Tracy, Maximilian Schell and Montgomery Clift.

by Anonymousreply 143August 22, 2018 2:28 AM

I thought Dietrich's best performance was in "Touch of Evil." In a very small role she was unforgettable.

by Anonymousreply 144August 22, 2018 2:37 AM

R131, I highly doubt they fucked, except perhaps to seal the deal. But he was extremely hot.

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by Anonymousreply 145August 22, 2018 2:40 AM

According to Maria Rive Burt Bacharach was not one of her mother's lovers, although she of course did find him very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 146August 22, 2018 2:42 AM

He used her.

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by Anonymousreply 147August 22, 2018 2:44 AM

Bacharach had already written stuff like "Magic Moments". He was not fucking to get jobs.

by Anonymousreply 148August 22, 2018 2:49 AM

From R147's link:

"Your autobiography is full of encounters with girls. You turned down Dietrich, but if there were Grammy awards for romancing, you’d probably get one of those as well."

by Anonymousreply 149August 22, 2018 2:49 AM

I love a drunk, stoned, snarky bitch. Did Marlene ever have a chance to retort?

by Anonymousreply 150August 22, 2018 3:00 AM

She didn't need to and was above it.

by Anonymousreply 151August 22, 2018 5:33 AM

More like she had no defense of such stupidity on her part.

by Anonymousreply 152August 22, 2018 6:20 AM

[quote] I love a drunk, stoned, snarky bitch

The unfortunate thing for Judy is she would do public appearances when she was over the top drunk/stoned slurring her words and making no sense. Just cringe inducing and of course it totally freaked out conservative America. There are lots of people in Hollywood that regularly drink and drug themselves into a huge mess but they stay home and don't do late-night tv. I guess Judy was surrounded with enablers or she just wasn't manageable when she was using.

Another performer with similar issues was Amy Winehouse. She was so embarrassing. I am so sorry that Amy died - but towards the end, her career had taken such a huge hit from her public drugging I don't think it would have ever got back on track. She would have still worked but her opportunities would have been greatly diminished.

Addiction is so weird and so sad. Some personalities just become obsessed with getting high and they are beyond reason.

by Anonymousreply 153August 22, 2018 8:18 AM

R129 Aber jetzt

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by Anonymousreply 154August 22, 2018 12:40 PM

I love that Judy clip where she said when Marlene asked if anyone wanted to hear her record, and they all said yes and couldn't believe it was just applause, finally Side A finished . . . (Judy pauses...) "And then she turned it OVER!"

by Anonymousreply 155August 22, 2018 2:22 PM

It was a funny bit but as the custom with Judy she made most of it up. Her own daughter admitted that most of what Judy said on camera were exaggerations, especially all she said about her time working on Wizard Of Oz. But it made for good TV, so it was okay.

by Anonymousreply 156August 22, 2018 2:50 PM

Marlene was in her mid fifties when she had her affaire with Yul. When the monthly visit by the red lola failed to happen, she expressed her concern/hope about a pregnancy to her daughter. Daughter wisely felt it best to have a doctor inform Mutti about certain changes. Marlene would have non of it, and riped the doc a new one " If those hormons are so good,why don´t you give them to my daugther?". Off she swept getting another shot from her own dr.feelgood (see- amphetamins), had her son-in-law install indirect lightening under her bed and continued to glory in Yul's seemingly inexhaustible virility. When Yul got tired of Marlenes posessivness he ended the affair.

Over 30 years later Dietrich sent her daughter a news-clipping showing Brynner in a weelchair.In silver marker her comment across his face read:" Goody-goody- he´s got cancer!Serves him right!"

Yuls affair with garland happened in the mid-forties when Judy was married to Minelli and Yuls wife was pregnant at home.

by Anonymousreply 157August 22, 2018 4:14 PM

It's your God-awful hat, r157.

by Anonymousreply 158August 22, 2018 4:19 PM

Remember "Malice in Wonderland," TV movie with Taylor as Louella and Jane Alexander as Hedda?

R157, Judy.Yul was that early? Was he on the radar that early? Would that been when he was in "Lute Song," with Martin?

by Anonymousreply 159August 22, 2018 6:41 PM

R159, it sounds like you and I are at the same place in"Dietrich" by her daughter Maria Riva! It came out in Kindle format last year and it's great to read it again. I'd forgotten how good it was. Was surprised to read Dietrich and Maria shared a beach house in my hometown on Long Island back in the early 50s.

by Anonymousreply 160August 22, 2018 7:39 PM

R159 Yes according to the YB bio. Vincente commented on Judy´s intense infatuations and Yul´s pregnant frau was brave....

Louella Parsons reported that Judy longed to make a movie of Lute Song with Yul.

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by Anonymousreply 161August 22, 2018 10:48 PM

R155 in your polished kitchen floor face

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by Anonymousreply 162August 22, 2018 10:57 PM

****

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by Anonymousreply 163August 22, 2018 11:00 PM

put on your sunday clothes, la la la la

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by Anonymousreply 164August 22, 2018 11:16 PM

I think that's the late Elsa Martinelli next to MD. She was damn gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 165August 23, 2018 1:09 AM

I pwefer beer.....

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by Anonymousreply 166August 23, 2018 5:28 PM

No Duke dick for Marlene.....

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by Anonymousreply 167August 23, 2018 5:49 PM

Wayne and Dietrich allegedly had a torrid affair while they were shooting Seven Sinners in the early 1940s and continued it on and off for years. Don't know whether it's true but it was a famous Hollywood "secret."

by Anonymousreply 168August 23, 2018 6:34 PM

According to Riva, John Wayne and Burt Bacharach were the only two people who turned Dietrich down. Wayne said he didn't like being part of a "stable."

by Anonymousreply 169August 23, 2018 7:04 PM

Didn't MD abort Stewart s child?

by Anonymousreply 170August 23, 2018 10:44 PM

"HOLD IT!! YOU THREE DIRTY HAMS! LET THAT LITTLE GIRL IN THERE!! LET HER IN THERE"

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by Anonymousreply 171August 27, 2018 1:11 AM

Judy...greatest performer ever.

by Anonymousreply 172August 27, 2018 1:55 AM

Judy's work as an actress is terribly underrated. Especially her films in the 40s. She is always raw and vulnerable and totally committed and believable. She seemed method before that was a thing.

by Anonymousreply 173August 27, 2018 1:56 AM

That whole story about how poor little Judy Garland kept getting pushing in back of three scene stealing hams (Ray Bolger, Jack Haley and Bert Lahr) as they skipped down the yellow brick road was another one of her bullshit stories. Jack Haley denied it saying "how could we have pushed her in back of us? We were all arm in arm." Judy never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

by Anonymousreply 174August 27, 2018 2:14 AM

R174 they weren't pushing her as she says, she was getting crammed between them

by Anonymousreply 175August 27, 2018 2:19 AM

"...crammed..."

One of her favorite books was "Forever" by Mildred Cram. She wanted to make a film version with Ty, with whom she had a flingy dingy.

by Anonymousreply 176August 27, 2018 3:20 AM

Didn't Dietrich do her patriotic duty visiting the troops on USO shows. Lines of soldiers outside her quarters waiting their turn?

by Anonymousreply 177September 23, 2018 10:48 PM

In OP's clips, her Ayn Rand hairdo from 1967 is truly horrible.

by Anonymousreply 178September 23, 2018 10:58 PM

[quote] Daughter wisely felt it best to have a doctor inform Mutti about certain changes. Marlene would have non of it, and riped the doc a new one " If those hormons are so good,why don´t you give them to my daugther?".

Posting a long post on your IPhone = never a good idea

by Anonymousreply 179September 23, 2018 11:02 PM

R178: Miss Garland was farmer submissive to capitalist in Summer Stock. Stood proud as Mrs. Norman Maine. Killed collectivist Wicked Witch. Her homage to my unbecoming bowl cut is rational expression of capitalist values.

by Anonymousreply 180September 24, 2018 1:11 PM

r173, the "method" derived from Stanislavski in the early 1900s.

by Anonymousreply 181September 24, 2018 1:18 PM

"...Dietrich...patriotic duty..."

R177 yes. To the point that she got a sore throat. But what can you expect if you give each guy a full rendition of "Falling in Love Again "?

by Anonymousreply 182September 25, 2018 12:42 AM

[quote] Her homage to my unbecoming bowl cut is rational expression of capitalist values.

Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll say!

by Anonymousreply 183September 25, 2018 12:43 AM

Marlene got the last laugh. She didn't die on the shitter.

by Anonymousreply 184September 25, 2018 12:50 AM

No, she died in bed stewing in her shit and piss, an old worn-out shell.

by Anonymousreply 185September 25, 2018 12:52 AM

Well, at least she didn't marry a string of fags.

by Anonymousreply 186September 25, 2018 12:56 AM

And, R80, in "Meet Me in St. Louis" she brilliantly deconstructed and subverted the toxic myth of the heuristic American family, c.1900. Let us also not forget the scathing social commentary of her Blackface forays in "Strike Up the Band" and, from "Ziegfeld Girl," the "Minnie in Trinidad" number, which also casts a withering glance at American imperialism in third-world countries.

by Anonymousreply 187September 25, 2018 12:58 AM
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