Trump is questioning his sexuality over Macron

I wouldn't be surprised if many straight men are OP

Sorry heteros, the cheeto is yours

WE DO NOT WANT IT! STAY AWAY!!!

Ivanka must be jealous.

Trump is trying to make Justin Trudeau jealous.

Justin loves Macron:

I am questioning my gender over Trump. Either I switch teams or he does.

Macron makes Trump feel so pretty!

I think I am going be sick, if cheeto iis playing for my team

Oh, please.

Trump is not gay.

That's one thing we never have to worry about.

So OP you think having an homosexual fascination toward someone is "bizarre". Because that's what you're implying.

r10 No, it's not.

Please don’t be gay. Please don’t be gay!

The Russian tape is of Trump fucking his daughter.

Macron pulled ancient French diplomatic tricks on Trump. He was nice to Trump and likely flattered him and didn't show any snark or condescension. He put Trump in his pocket. Now Trump wants to go to every French parade and edge his little pecker for hours over the spectacle of it all.

It seems to be very easy to play Trump and I'm surprised more leaders of solid democracies are letting their sense of good taste and dignity get in the way of playing him.

So beard_club was right about Trump!?

tbh Melania always looked like a classic beard

Trump's very camp, makes 'strange' mouth shapes, uses a set of Liberace-like hand & finger gestures, like some sort of fey circus showman. He has strong #gaymafia links, goes over-the-top on inappropriately extreme macho rhetoric. He uses a beard. These signs can't be ignored.

Trump would never say "I grabbed him by his mussy".

So Trump is gay

Ivanka's husband is a woman = trans => Ivanka = Lesbian

Ivanka's husband's brother = gay soon-to-be-married to Taylor Swift's (ex?) partner Karlie Kloss

I agree with R14, Trump is fixated on Macron because Macron was nice to him, that's all. Also, Macron is so far out of Trump's league it wouldn't matter if that fat orange fascist liked French dick or not.

spew

No, no! I like to suck on Macaroons.

Ivanka is dating this woman according to beardclub

He loves Macron for his parades. Trump tweeted yesterday that he was going to France for a parade in November. Also, Macron seems like kind of a dick. The combination of parades and dickishness is irrestible to Trump.

Trudeau has no parades and probably comes across as very friendly. Mohammed bin Salman has parades and he's a dick but he has a giggly-jolly way of speaking English. So no fascination there.

Dear Donald...

Trump is only "fascinated" by Macron because Macron doesn't suck up to him like everyone else does. We're talking about Macron with the crushing handshakes, right? The guy who veered away and shook Angela Merkel's hand first before Trump's, right? Trump can't figure out why he hasn't dominated Macron yet.

Plus, Macron speaks English so Trump probably thinks of him as basically an American who happened to be born in France, unlike those other Europeans. I don't think Trump can grasp the concept of foreigners except as aliens.

The @beard_club Twitter is nuts

I think @beard_club is 95% accurate

Macron fucked trudeau like a grindr pick up and cackled to this headline.

Trudeau & Macron:

r30 Did Macron come to Trudy's defense after Saudi Arabia was mean to him?

I've read that Canada has been feeling pretty lonely these days.

C'mon, Macron!

R3 for the win.

Trump has very effeminate mannerisms. He flips his hands around like a stereotypical gay. I’ve been fascinated by the fact no one in the media ever mentions it. I assumed his more womanly qualities are why his father bullied and berated him. Don wasn’t man enough...

Somvahn putting moofs on my Donalda?

Donella

Dana

r9, now wait a minute. The man obviously feeling a little fluid and might want to test the waters. He should be embraced by the community. He might like it when the man goes up inside the man.,

R39 How frautastic of you to try to pawn him off onto our team.