Team Gio & Tommy: Divinely Driven Disney Princes Part 24!

Previous thread part 23

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[quote]adventures of the amazingly talented celebrity couple as they conquer the world of television and entertainment!

That's our boys!! Conquering the world one bottle of expired suntan lotion and one electronic tooth brush at a time!

Since Tommy brushes his teeth in bed, does that mean he swallows and doesn’t spit? You shouldn’t spit in bed.

Why does ABC favor Whit Johnson over Gio?

How tall is Tommi anyway? Could he ever have been a legit male model to begin with?

[quote] Why does ABC favor Whit Johnson over Gio?

Because Whit is actually competent at his job. He's only worked at ABC for a few months and he's already surpassed Gio in every way.

Does anyone know when Gio's contract is up? Anyone know when we can expect to see him on Access Hollywood?

Do lower tier reporters even have contracts as opposed to just being an employee of the station?

R4 Tommy seems a very clean person.

[quote]Tommy seems a very clean person.

It was established in the last thread that Tommi uses his new electric toothbrush with whitening capabilities to bleach his anus, which is now squeaky clean.

Gio may get stuck doing stories on expired sunscreen and what gloves to wear while using your iPhone, but he certainly would have a contract with ABC.

Wikipedia indicates he even has an agent and is represented by UTA (United Talent Agency), which is likely exploring the possibility of Gio moving to a show like Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight when his contract expires.

Mondays aren’t a burden when you get to work with this group. Hope you have a wonderful week!

[quote] Mondays aren’t a burden when you get to work with this group.

Mondays on GMA are never a burden for Gio. All he has to do is stand in the studio for a few minutes, over-emote and wave his arms wildly as he reads copy (prepared by someone else) from a Teleprompter.

[quote] likely exploring the possibility of Gio moving to a show like Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight when his contract expires.

Maybe Gio and Tommy can team up to co-host a TV show after Gio's ABC contract expires!

If Gio goes Hollywood I wonder whether he'll have better results than Thomas Roberts or Ron Marciano...

Sometimes you have to take a break from all the noise to appreciate the beauty of silence. 🙏🏻#motivationalmonday Dreaming of being back in the 🌞 after a rainy NYC day. 😏

#vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #motivationalquotes

Jesus. It's only Monday, and Tommy already finds it necessary to "take a break from all the noise" and daydream that he's back at the beach. Tommy won't be truly happy until his whole life is nothing but non-stop vacations.

Fuck, the bitch is insufferable.

Aaaww:

R17 What noise?

Gio has to stop with those flailing arms. Jesus.

LOL even while sitting, Tommi has to raise his foot. He's consistent if nothing else. And #motivationalquotes??? Is being a motivational speaker the new career Tommi is going to focus on?

Nothing to add, really, except to note that the "Tommi" troll cracks me up. That spelling really suits his vacuously perky personality, doesn't it?

Tommy should join Real Housewives of NYC. He'd probably be a one-season failure, but it would be amusing to watch. What would his tagline in the opening credits be?

"When you're #plantbased, life LEAVES you looking fabulous!"

This is the first time in a while I've visited a Gio and Tommy thread, and it looks like T has made the pretentious leap from pescetarian to full vegan.

"People call me a gold digger, but they just want to be #plantbased like me!"

I missed the last two Gio-Tommy threads, but then again I have a life.

A day of rain makes him crave "being back in the sun"? He makes it sound like "the sun" is a separate geographical location. As someone else asked: what is the "noise" Tommy keeps complaining about? If living in NYC is that stressful that he needs a vacation every 10 days, maybe he should move? You can shill wellness products on IG from anywhere.

[quote] You can shill wellness products on IG from anywhere.

Yes, but you can't host the Rachael Ray Show from anywhere. Since the show is based in NYC, and Tommy is one of the hosts and contributors, he needs to stay close to the city.

Wow, Tommy is a regular on a nationally syndicated talk show!? Gio sure is lucky; pretty soon he'll be able to stay at home with their future offspring as Tommy goes and makes the big bucks!

[quote] Wow, Tommy is a regular on a nationally syndicated talk show!?

Well, so far, he's only appeared on the show once -- and that was seven months ago, in January -- and it was only for about 5 minutes. But in Tommy's mind, that's enough to call himself a "host" and "contributor."

One thing that gets overlooked in these threads is Gio's complicity in Tommy's behavior. Gio now lists himself as vegan on his Instagram page as well.

A Cuban vegan. That'll last 😂

I'm confident Gio used his connections to arrange for Tommy to get his one-day gig on Rachael Ray.

Gio seems to be a little brighter than Tommy and understands a thing or two about how the media and showbiz operate. Do you think that at some point Gio will have a serious chat with Tommy and tell him that it's time for him to forget about his dream of being a celebrity and get a real job? Or will Gio continue to encourage Tommy's foolish dreams and support him indefinitely?

Tommy is SO busy!

Why would Gio want to move to Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight? It would be a step down. Hell, even Rob Marciano went from ET to ABC News.

New Mexico compound suspect released, after being granted bond over authorities' objections. @GioBenitez has the latest:

Flamingos are one of my spirit animals because I often stand on one leg just like they do. I’m not sure why, but it just feels right. 🙃 What’s your spirit animal?

I would describe Tommy's writing style as "Mug cradler"

Oh Tommi! Your real spirit being is driftwood.

I swear his reference to standing on one leg is a nod to reading about himself here.

R44, I thought the exact same thing.

He must know these threads exist by now...

Apparently he has no ass when he stands on two legs.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

r47 I don't know if Gio and Tommy have met James Longman in person, but Gio occasionally comments on James's Instagram. I believe I've seen Tommy make a comment there a time or two as well.

Interesting, R49 - and well observed.

Even Longman is more respected by ABC than Gio. Its obvious that they think very little of Gio. I blame Tommy for that.

R47 James is hot, but I wouldn’t call Tommy or Gio hot.

[quote]New Mexico compound suspect released, after being granted bond over authorities' objections.

Gio gets the first exclusive interview with the suspect. First question: "What gloves do you wear when using your iPhone?"

Given the way Gio loves Instagram, I suspect that if Gio and James Longman had met in person, they would have posted an IG photo to prove it.

Vegan tacos & my husband. Pretty much my version of heaven. 🌱😏❤️ #gethomesoon

One man's heaven is another man's hell.

Throwback to Gio interviewing various people addicted to working out - including DL fave David Laid

If ABC told Gio to ditch Tommy in order for Gio's career to advance, would Gio do it?

OMG! Worse than Sophie's Choice!

No I think Gio is not that career focused, he's happy where he is. Happy doing a mix of reports on expired sunscreen and medium-interest crime stories. He adores Tommy to the point where it might blind him a bit.

[quote] If ABC told Gio to ditch Tommy in order for Gio's career to advance, would Gio do it?

No, Gio would never choose his career over Tommy. Gio is madly in love with Tommy. On the other hand, if someone told Tommy, "We'll turn your screenplay into a Hollywood blockbuster and make you the co-host of the Rachael Ray show if you dump Gio," Tommy wouldn't hesitate ("I'm sorry, Gio, but you know how important it is for me to become a celebrity").

Tommy’s already on Grindr finding his next victim who can advance his 98 careers.

[quote]If ABC told Gio to ditch Tommy in order for Gio's career to advance, would Gio do it?

That would never happen. ABC would never run the risk of that being leaked to the press. ABC would never risk being seen as anti-gay marriage.

However, it appears that some officials at ABC already have talked to Gio about Tommy's IG. This story ran at the beginning of the year.

Ugh, they're still with us?

[quote]Given the way Gio loves Instagram, I suspect that if Gio and James Longman had met in person, they would have posted an IG photo to prove it.

= THE TRUTH

Who's the top and who's the bottom in this pairing? They both seem like bottoms. Is it possible for two submissives to forge a long-term relationship?

They're both asexual so it doesn't really matter.

Are they really Disney queens?

They're married but don't have sex? They must do something in bed, if not full in penetrative sex. Maybe cuddling or JO or rimming. I don't think they're totally asexual.

Mentor on the other hand looks like he can tear up a hole but good.

Are they both vegan? Admirable.

Is Tommi being forced to stay in NY this weekend? He hasn't announced any vacation plans. How will he unwind from his insane workload???

[quote] tommydidario The world is but a canvas to our imagination 🎨 - Henry David Thoreau Happy Friday, friends. #vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood

Couldn't Jesus have taken Tommi instead of Aretha?

Is Tommi imagining that he's waiting for his next john?

When does Tommy's stalker arrive in NY?

Oh no! I think a teenage girl has hacked into Gio's Instagram account and started posting as him.

For the picture of Tommy standing like a flamingo at R41, "Gio" commented:

[quote] giobenitez I like watching you stand like a flamingo. ❤️

For the photo of vegan tacos at R55, "Gio" commented:

[quote] giobenitez Miss you (and those tacos...but mostly you) ❤️

Gio is a professional. He's an ABC News correspondent. It's embarrassing to have his Instagram taken over by a teenage girl. I hope Gio is able to regain control of his account.

Any idea as to the identity of the teenage girl?

Yes they're Disney obsessed.

It's Friday night. The weather sucks, so they're probably home. I bet they're fucking each other's brains out at the moment. More then any of you basic loosers can say.

And Gio wonders why ABC doesn’t take him seriously?

Veganism = Eating disorder

But what does Bristle Palin have to say about all of this?

Tommy probably has a 9 inch dick lol. He clings to ABC sunscreen man cuz he's afraid he might find someone that could stroke his mind, not just his prostate.

R82, we know. It's a DL refrain. Thanks.

They look pretty great as vegans...

[quote]Is Tommi imagining that he's waiting for his next john?

Nah, Tommy is just working on trademarking his new Flamingo pose in R73. I wonder if Tommy lifts his leg/foot like that in all has non-camera situations? Does pointing a camera at Tommy give him the irresistible urge to lift his leg?

I doubt the true vegan claim. Because of the restrictions they would need vitamin b-12 supplements and we haven't seen Tommy shill for any of those yet. Then again, I would believe that neither know they have no natural b-12 in their diet if they are strict vegans.

The veganism is just another way for Tommy to round up more Instagram followers (and thus get more endorsement deals and "paid partnerships" based on those followers). Notice all the vegan related hashtags he uses in his IG posts since they went vegan last winter.

Wasn't it after their annual Hawaii trip last December that Tommy announced he was a vegan? Or was it before that?

Anyway, look for Tommy to adopt some other fad sometime soon and add more fad-related hashtags to his postings so he can bump up his followers even more.

Doesn’t Tommy claim to have more than a million followers on all his platforms, in addition to being a Contributor to Rachael Ray?

Gio has the flailing arms.

Tommy looks more flaming than flamingo.

Tommy's roaming the Catskills in his Buick!

[quote] tommydidario This city boy has gone country for the weekend. 🙃 I dusted off my license & hit the roads of the Catskills in my @BuickUSA Regal TourX. 🚗 Who wants to come along on the adventure?! 😎 #roadtripping #thatsabuick #sponsored

Wanna ride?

Good morning

Whoa! Tommy couldn't narrate something into that capture? Weak. Probably doubts himself when the cards are on the table.

What fabulousness are these boys up to tonight? Whatever it is, I hope it culminates in some hot sweaty anal sex.

R94 makes Tommi seem so .... so..... vacant.

At least he can communicate via hashtags. Otherwise, his vocabulary seems pathetic.

Ahh, they had to "work" this weekend as Celebrity Hosts for the fundraiser dinner and auction at the Forestburgh Playhouse in the Catskills.

Assholes.

R92 Very happy Tommy got some time out to relax after heavy duties and busy schedules during the week.

Celebrity hosts? WTF! Are these two actually considered celebrities?

Gio Benitez from Good Morning America and Tommy DiDario from The Rachael Ray Show!

[quote] fbplayhouse Today is the day! Our Gala in the Gardens Benefit Fundraiser is today from 4-7pm at the Forestburgh Playhouse Gardens and Tavern! Come spend the evening with our Celebrity Hosts Gio Benitez from Good Morning America and Tommy DiDario from The Rachel Ray Show!

Is Rachael aware that she has a co-host?

How long can Tommy keep up the charade that he is a co-host/regular contributor on The Rachael Ray Show? Will anyone ever call him out on his bullshit? Will a frau ever say to him, "I watch the show every day, and I've never seen you"? Will the people at the show find out what Tommy is doing and tell him to stop?

Tommy's latest book report: "Summer Sleeves." (Wasn't that a Seals and Crofts song?)

[quote] The sad truth is: summer outfits can be dull. How many polos and tees can you wear before itching to slip something else on? Have no fear, the short-sleeve button-up shirt is here to save your summer style. Sometimes overlooked because they can be written off as uncool or frumpy, short-sleeve button-ups have made a fashionable comeback — you just have to know how to wear them. Below are my four tips to achieving a fresh, trendy summer look with a style that will keep you cool all season long.

Is Tommy aware of the fact that the summer is almost over? Isn't late August a little late for him to be telling us how to "achieve a fresh, trendy summer look"?

He is actually billed as "from the Rachel Ray Show"? He had one appearance seven months ago. That would be like saying anyone who has been a guest on The View is "from The View". His deep voice at r94 seems very affected. Also, if he is in the Catskills for "work", then the post about him dusting off his license to escape the city is BS.

Tommy has become a parody of himself.

And they couldn’t even spell Rachael’s name correctly. One would think that one could spell the name of the show that he is SO vital to.

I'd love to know what Tommi's salary is from 8,000,000 jobs this year

Didn't Tommi run the same book report about short-sleeve shirts last year? I guess with having countless nationwide speaking engagements, and being the co-host of the Rachael Ray Show, poor Tommi is pressed for time and can't come up with new material.

Tommi's book report on sexual chemistry will be a good read -- he doesn't exhibit any, nor does he have enough words to explain it.

I have a hunch about why Tommy posted his "four tips to achieving a fresh, trendy summer look" book report now -- in late August. I'll bet that it was the topic of the Rachael Ray segment that he filmed back in April but that never aired. Now that he finally realizes it will never air, he turned it into a book report. Normally, when Tommy posts a new book report, he promotes it in an Instagram post and a tweet. This time, he just posted it with no fanfare.

As an entertainment industry vet, Tommi should know by now that plenty of times people film and record stuff that they are told will be aired/released and then for some reason it never happens. You can still put it in your resume though

So we're supposed to emulate Tommy's style...a walking mannequin with clothes from the boys dept?

I wonder if his funeral will be #sponsored. Life (and death) do not happen if they aren’t instagrammed.

I'll bet a lot of the guests at that fundraiser were scratching their heads, going, "I watch Rachael Ray all the time and I don't remember ever seeing this guy."

Yes, Tommy's voice on the video at r94 seems especially deep.

Maybe he's trying to butch it up for his fans at the fundraiser. Or maybe breathing in the fresh, clean, cool night air in the Catskills deepened it.

I'm just glad Tommi dared to be different and gave us a different pose/look for once at R93

[quote] I'll bet a lot of the guests at that fundraiser were scratching their heads, going, "I watch Rachael Ray all the time and I don't remember ever seeing this guy."

I'll bet the people at the Forestburgh Playhouse who organized the fundraiser were scratching their heads and saying, "I don't know why the fundraiser was so poorly attended. I thought for sure that having one of the stars of the Rachael Ray Show as a celebrity host would attract a lot of interest and draw a huge crowd."

Tommy's telling everyone that Rachael's show is being rebooted as "Live With Tommy and Rachael" starting in the fall.

I may have only appeared once on-camera, but I'm very busy doing a lot of work behind the scenes.

Tommy should grow his hair out

They said they met on IG but I've heard rumors that they actually met on grindr. Who has the scoop?

[quote]...short-sleeve button-ups have made a fashionable comeback...

NO they have NOT!

Love our annual weekend in the Catskills with Aunt Sally and Uncle Dom (he’s somewhere in the back teaching someone about art, as he always does). They run amazing art galleries, @taglialatellagalleries, and support as many local artists and theatrical students as they can, including at one of our favorite regional theaters, @fbplayhouse.

So great to watch incredibly talented students perform side-by-side with Broadway stars. Every artist and actor begins somewhere; it’s great to see them at the very beginning and watch them soar. 🙌🏼

Fueled by plants. 🌱 Did you know when compared to whey, plant protein is easier to digest, contains cleaner ingredients, is alkaline forming & even more energizing?

It also promotes the same amount of muscle growth and muscle recovery that whey protein does. I’ve been using @sunwarriortribe for over 8 years and I’ve never felt better. Know what you’re putting in your body. 💪🏻 #sponsored

#vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood

So, in r125 Gio is calling their first trip to the Catskills their "annual weekend"? Most people make such a journey several years in a row before calling it an annual trip. But is so G&T to call their first trip an annual weekend.

It was likely Aunt Sally and Uncle Dom who recruited them to be the celebrity hosts at the fundraiser.

Also note that the shirt Gio is wearing in the photo at r125 is the same shirt Tommy was wearing in the photo below, taken a couple of weekends ago.

Well you know what they say, one of the perks about being in a gay relationship is double the wardrobe!

So at this annual event, it wasn’t just the choice of beef, chicken or fish for the meal? #plantbased #sponsored #healthyvegan

Why does Tommi keep lying about whey protein?

Yeah, I noticed that too, R130. If Tommy actually had more followers, he might have to worry about the FDA and making potentially false and unsubstantiated claims.

Tommi is the smartest man I know.

[quote]Did you know when compared to whey, plant protein is easier to digest, contains cleaner ingredients, is alkaline forming & even more energizing?

Fuck you, Tommy! I hope you get bitten by a spider!

Gio's two front teeth at R125 are double the size of his aunt. Yikes, it's so freaky looking.

Unfortunately for Tommy, a openly gay, good looking, well dressed, mucsled up vegans are a dime a dozen on social media nowadays.

What happened to his horror movie he was writing. I remember him saying he had some meetings for it then nothing.

How come Tommi isn't pregnant yet??

Tommy should start writing his memoir

[quote]Gio's two front teeth at [R125] are double the size of his aunt.

His teeth are bigger than his AUNT? Those are some monster choppers!

I wonder if Tommy would ever do another reality show if the opportunity presented itself. Too bad Logo's The A-List has been canceled for several years

That's too bad, r139. I would have loved a showdown between Tommy and Rodiney.

Tommy is not A-list.

He's A+ list

Tommy's horror movie is in production at microbudget studio Blumhouse.

Why isn’t Gio respected by ABC?

CBS has more interesting gays.

But ABC has the most gays.

Quality vs quanity

I can think of 6 openly gay correspondents CBS has on their nightly news regularly. I only can think of 4 (counting Robin Roberts) on ABC. CBS is the superior news network in my opinion.

CBS: Kris Van Kleave, Jonathan Vigliotti, Seth Doane, Ben Tracy, Manuel Bojorquez, and David Begnaud (who has been applauded by the Puerto Rican people for his coverage of hurricane Maria).

ABC: Gio Benitez, Robin Roberts, James Longman, and Alex Perez.

Am I missing any?

Look at all these gays and lesbians for CBS

I left out Vladimir Duthiers at r148 for CBS. Nice photo at r149.

Look who just closed a deal worth over $7,000,000

buzzed!

Did Gio ever partake in David Muir’s massive dong?

@GioBenitez⁩ This popped up in my Facebook memories today 😀 Snapped this pic of you while witnessing Mon’e Davis’ amazing run with my son ⚾️ Have a wonderful day! #LLWS

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. -Jawaharlal Nehru #mondaymotivation

#vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood

Thank Mr Diario, i trie harder to open eye bigger advinture tomoro

R153 Doesn't seem like Mr Muir has a big dong. He doesn't bulge, even with tighter fitting jeans.

[quote]We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. -Jawaharlal Nehru #mondaymotivation

So why isn't he taking fashion tips from ol' Jawaharlal? Who wants to see Tommy in a Nehru jacket?

R150, also I think Kenneth Craig at CBS News. Alex Miranda confirmed that they were boyfriends at some point on IG.

pretty sure Kendis Gibson at ABC is gay though he doesn't flaunt it.

Kendis Gibson is openly gay, and has posted pics of his bf a while back, but don't know if they're still together. Is he still at ABC? I haven't seen him in a long time.

[quote] Is he still at ABC? I haven't seen him in a long time.

Doesn't he anchor the overnight show, "World News Now"?

Kendis Gibson is still with ABC, and he does seem gay, but I don't know how open he is based on social media.

That guy has it! Sometimes I can't sleep and he's there. He's well spoken, unlike that gap tooth idiot on GMA. He's likable, and cool. I didn't know he might be gay. Meow!

[quote]Did you know when compared to whey, plant protein is easier to digest, contains cleaner ingredients, is alkaline forming & even more energizing?

This statement is science-free. Those assertions have zero meaning, there is no definition of a "clean" ingredient! This statement is taken off the protein bar wrapper, no doubt.

Of COURSE Tommy is quoting "Eastern" wisdom! How predictable. I'm sure he'll be a Buddhist by next year, and be attempting to a a "spiritual" guru of sorts. He's really exhausting.

Kendis Gibson looks like what I'd imagine a space alien would look like. There's something hyper and very creepy about him.

They're clearly very wealthy. All they do is travel and consume stuff. They're so rich that they're never charitable, nor do they exhibit any social consciousnesses or concern.

Clearly 1%.

They're vegan and they look great. That's enough convincing for me.

David Tyler Muir just go profiled in the latest issue of Time magazine.

David Tyler is a million times more respected and hotter than G&T will ever be!

Gio got a write-up in Highlights magazine. Surely that is quite an accomplishment.

Why does the one with the lighter hair look like a mannequin?

Mentor serving messy hot zaddy realness!

Unlike Gio and Tommy, David Muir radiates sexuality even when just wearing a simple T-shirt. It goes to show you either have it or you don't.

When it comes to exuding a mannequin aura, Tommy has that natural talent in spades.

[quote]Gio got a write-up in Highlights magazine. Surely that is quite an accomplishment.

Wait until their Goofus and Gallant pictorial with Gio AND Tommy.

Tommy is the smartest man(nequin) I know.

Tommy and Gio should star in the remake of Mannequin

[quote] When it comes to exuding a mannequin aura, Tommy has that natural talent in spades.

Which one is a real living, breathing human? It's hard to tell.

I think R178 might be on to something. It is the role Tommy was born to play. Maybe Rachael Ray can make it happen!

Excuse me. Tommy who?

Has Tommy begun shooting the new season of Rachael Ray yet? It starts in a couple weeks.

Is he one of DL's examples of being "pretty" but having zero sex appeal?

It's the Tommi & Rachael Hour. Tommi is a co-host you know.

Tommy and Gio need their own late night variety show.

So Tommy is very very busy? No time to take pictures?

Self confidence is the best outfit. Wear it and rock the world. 🌎💙

#vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood #menswear #inspirationalquotes

Gio's in Hawaii reporting on the hurricane

What would happen if Gio got an assignment to investigate fake health claims by one of the products his husband endorses?

Somehow offering inspirational quotes while hawking clothes in your IG photos just doesn't mix well.

R190 meet R187

r191, read my comment at r190. It's not the same as r187's, which was just a reposting of Tommy's comment from his IG.

It may be sunny in Hawaii right now, but meteorologists say it won’t last long. A dangerous category 4 hurricane is on the way.

This is part of tonight’s report on @abcworldnewstonight with @davidmuirabc. #HurricaneLane

Is it ABC's hope that Gio's flailing arms will create a counter vortex and deflect the incoming hurricane away from the islands?

R194 lol!

Gio doesn't come across as very stereotypically gay, but maybe the arms are the giveaway?

Is Tommy on Grindr looking for his next victim in case G doesn’t return from Hawaii?

It's the Nate Berkus Story all over again!!!

how are tv reporters and news hosts trained? Are they trained to be dramatic when they speak? I"ve noticed a number of them do this. Some are much more neutral and emotionless but Gio is not alone in his expressiveness

Nobody trained Gio to flail those arms. That comes naturally!

How is Tommy handling Gio being so many miles away in the path of yet another hurricane? Poor Tommy must be suffering. I wonder if Tommy will once again have to don his Superman cape to remove his oh-so-courageous husband from harm's way.

Gio! You in danger gurl!

I wonder if Tommy was trying to emote concern in R201, got distracted by the shiny camera lens, and then just defaulted to the regular plastic look?

Tommi's main concern is that he might have to get an actual job should something happen to Gio. I wonder where they'll vacation to recuperate from hurricane stress?

[quote] Tommi's main concern is that he might have to get an actual job should something happen to Gio.

Excuse me! Tommy has an actual job. Several of them, in fact.

The holidays will be fast approaching, and you just know he'll be hawking those hideous ties of his.

Is Tommi still talking about matcha powder or is that so last year for him?

Tommy should guest star on the new season of Will & Grace

[quote]Tommy should guest star on the new season of Will & Grace

He can be Beverley Leslie's new "business associate."

Tommy’s too busy Executive Producing/Starring in the Rachel Ray Show. You know, a show that he can’t even spell correctly in his bio.

When is Tommy's next appearance on the RR show?

Tommy's been involved with the Rachael Ray Show for years

Stay dry Gio!

Get home Gio. Tommy is already circling his next victim.

September 6th, get ready

A second appearance would certainly enable Tommy to put Co-host of Rachael Ray Show on his resume.

How many crotches will he stare at for this appearance?

so it was taped in the spring and airing in September. So Ray doesn't like to film in the summer

[quote] so it was taped in the spring and airing in September.

All of the bigwigs at the Rachael Ray Show must REALLY be impressed by this segment if they waited 5 whole months to finally air it.

[quote]All of the bigwigs at the Rachael Ray Show must REALLY be impressed by this segment if they waited 5 whole months to finally air it.

But they're airing in during the debut week. They usually put some of their strongest stuff in that first week.

What's on our boys' travel itinerary for Labor Day weekend?

R220 They'll be in mourning for their failure to make the list of Hollywood's Top 100 Gay Celebrity Couples. Especially when they see some of the no-names who DID make the list.

Are they rebranding it "The Tommi & Rachael Hour" in September? Since Tommi is a co-host he deserves his name in the title!

Tommi deserves top billing over Rachael.

True. Tommi is the one with a million followers on social media, NOT Rachael.

Where's Abuela?

Are we sure Abuela is even still alive?

Could Tommy's one-off appearance on RR be a back-door pilot to a possible spinoff series? Kind of like the Rita Moreno episode of the Golden Girls.

Who’s the top one?

They're asexual, so your question is mute

[quote]your question is mute

Oh, dear.

R229=Tommy, the smartest man Gio knows.

When will Gio get the chance to report from.a frat house again? He really seemed to enjoy that assignment.

[quote] tommydidario “Some old-fashioned things like fresh air and sunshine are hard to beat.” -Laura Ingalls Wilder •••• Enjoying some time by the sea while waiting for my @giobenitez to join me. 🌊❤️ 📸: @megacake13

Now that Tommy is taking over hosting duties for Rachael Ray, he should bring on his superfan / stalker for a recurring guest segment. It would be a fitting reward for posting on every single one of Tommy's IG posts.

While Gio is covering Hurricane Lane in Hawaii, Tommy decided to post about his love for NYC and asked all his commenters to reply with an 🍎 emoji if they also loved the Big Apple.

[quote]tommydidarioConstruction and all, I still love you NYC. I’ve lived in New York for 12 years, and I’m still in awe of this concrete jungle. Forever grateful to call the Big 🍎 home. 🙏🏻 Comment below with a 🍎 if you’ve got love for NYC!

However, Tommy's stalker apparently doesn't love NYC. He didn't include an 🍎

[quote]collin_newton_davis_1972Hello how are you and whats your week-end plan. Anyway you are a very outstanding and Beautiful guy have a great week-end and keep your Beautiful picture coming. Love always. Ryan

So Tommi is carousing around while Gio is away. Hmmmmmmm

did he photoshop the camera out of his sunglasses? or did he jut photoshop sunglasses on his face?

HOLY CRAP! Tommy only talks in emojis. Why does he feel the need to respond to every single person? Such a rookie mistake.

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Why won't he respond to his stalker?

Considering that skill with the written word escapes Tommi, communicating with emojis really are his best option.

[quote] Why won't he respond to his stalker?

All of Tommy's intellectual energy is spent doing this one thing correctly (not responding), so he has nothing left over except #plantbased vegan fumes to apply to the rest of his endeavors.

[quote]All of Tommy's intellectual energy is spent doing this one thing correctly (not responding), so he has nothing left over except #plantbased vegan fumes to apply to the rest of his endeavors.

Very true! Tommy consistently ignores his stalker, which is the correct response for such situations.

When responding to commenters, why does Tommy respond with one apple for some of them, and two, three or four apples for others? Are the people who only got one apple from Tommy pissed that others got as many as four? What are Tommy's criteria for deciding how many emjois to use in a reply?

I think it has to do with how "amazing" Tommy finds each comment, r243.

...and there's probably not much systematicity beyond that.

A pop of amazing! #veganathlete

Would you consider Tommy a mascjock? On the surface he certainly looks like one.

Only on the surface. If you asked him to throw a ball, he'd likely end up hurting himself. He's one of those super in shape people who isn't even remotely athletic.

The best way to reunite? Snuggled up. ❤️

Their love is so perfect; their lives are so amazing.

Does G know what T was doing behind his back while he was gone? Well does he??

Puke.

Anyone I've personally known who has posted these sort of sappy and overly romantic social media posts about their significant other has always turned out to be in a deeply unsatisfying relationship that eventually imploded. The more naive friends "never saw it coming" because "they seemed so happy".

R253 Exactly!

R248 wait didn't Tommy used to do gymnastics as a kid?

Maybe not as a kid, but when he was younger

Grateful to spend summers by the sea. 🌊☀️ I grew up going to Lavallette throughout my entire life.

It’s a place to connect with family and friends, both new and old, over endless conversation, laughter and love. Wherever you are in the world, never stop making memories with those who fulfill your soul. ❤️

#vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood #menswear #jerseyshore

After 18 hours of travel from Hawaii, grateful to have been able to spend part of Sunday with @tommydidario and our fam at the Jersey Shore.

Appreciate your many kind notes as Hurricane Lane approached the Hawaiian islands. So glad Hawaii fared so much better than we feared.

If Tommi is connecting with family and friends, why is he ALONE?

Do these boys have pubic hair? They look totally hairless in every shot. Not even a hint of bush, chest hair, or pit hair. What's that all about?

Gio has the uncut pinga.

I know guys like them. They most likely lasered off any hair on their back, and wax everything else. As they get a little older, they'll let their chest hair grow out and assume their roles as "hot daddies".

I can leave the sea, but the sea never leaves me. 🌊💙 #summer2018

#vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood

Does Tommy realize the hashtags need to make sense with the photo you post? How is the photo at r263 in any way related to vegans, veganism, vegan food, or vegan athletes?

Always great to start my day in the @goodmorningamerica studio.

You know I love my quotes, so here’s one I’m thinking about from Lao Tzu, the founder of Taoism: “The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.”

Hope you have a great day!

Well Tommi does do his best to imitate driftwood

Why all the hate for our boys? We should be proud of their accomplishments and their visibility. They're terrific role models for the up and coming gays. Are you all that envious of them? You all come off like jealous loosers. Each and every one of you.

[quote]the sea never leaves me

Sounds like you need a diuretic, Tommy.

The city never leaves me.#veganathlete, former pescatarian

Tommy is an athlete? In what sport?

Preening.

R270 gymnastics, apparently. Does anyone have any evidence of this? Can someone cite his gymnastics background? I only know this from it being tossed around here on these threads.

[quote]Does Tommy realize the hashtags need to make sense with the photo you post? How is the photo at [R263] in any way related to vegans, veganism, vegan food, or vegan athletes?

Fixed it for you.

I can leave the sea, but the sea never leaves me. 🌊💙 #summer2018

#sea #seafitness #blue #cameltoe #sunglasses #Instaho #gayspato #plantbased #vapid #Instagay #headtilt #leglift #popofcolor #influencer #rachalraycohost

Does masturbating furiously count as gymnastics?

What are their accomplishments? Gio would never be on TV without his looks and Tommi presents himself as an insipid poser. If they want to be perceived differently, they need to should stop posting the things they do on social media. I am embarrassed for them.

Tommi needs to quit pretending that he has jobs that he clearly doesn't, then he might be take a little more seriously.

[quote] Tommi needs to quit pretending that he has jobs that he clearly doesn't,

You're just jealous that he's the CEO of a powerful social media consulting firm, the co-host of a popular TV show, and an in-demand national public speaker, and you're none of those things. While Tommy is driving around in his Buick, relishing his success, you're probably posting from your mother's basement. How many ties have you designed? How many screenplays have you written? I'll bet you've never been an exclusive GQ Insider or appeared in "Broad City."

The only reason Tommy has not won any awards yet is that the only trophy big enough that could fit all of his accomplishments would immediately collapse into a black hole and destroy the earth. Tommy is too much of an eco-warrior to let that happen.

Tommy's new book report on dress sneakers (sponsored by Zappos)!

[quote] Around this time of year, I start getting excited for the change of seasons mainly for one reason: fall fashion. As much as I love the summertime, I equally love the fresh, new style that Autumn brings. In fact, I’m guilty of ordering shoes mid-summer in anticipation for September. And I love playing with footwear. So what’s a trend I’m excited to rock this fall? Pairing a dress sneaker with a more formal outfit is top of the list. Don’t get me wrong, I still love the look of crisp Oxford dress shoes or Chelsea boots, but I also love that just by simply pairing a dress sneaker with a formal outfit, you instantly have an effortlessly cool look.

A button up shirt, dress pants, and nice shoes... this is a trend?

I'm pretty sure I wore the exact outfit Tommy is wearing at r279 to my 8th grade graduation.

R279 fascinating

Tommy is an influencer. He influences me to never ever wear anything that he recommends. #AthleteCohost #VeganPescatarian

WTF is going on with his leg in 279? Does he have some insane body dysmorphia where he can't stand how his legs look without bending or elevating one?

Hey girl....

So vegan Tommy promotes and wears LEATHER shoes?

Tommy is the Disney fan. Gio just works for Disney.

Tommy doesn't understand leather is from animals. He is only against meat.

Gio’s credibility as a journalist has gone the way of his anal virginity.

You aren't suggesting that Gio lets Tommi put his peen in Gio's behumpas, are you, R288? That just doesn't happen. #ickypoo

Gio put his uncut pinga into Tommi’s mouth.

NOOOO, R29. The Fairy Princelets would be excommunicated from Disneyland if they did something that filthy and disgusting.

I thought Tommi was the top, R288 and R289?

I can only assume that those suggesting that Tommi is a masckjockbro and a top, are trolling.

Have you not heard the deep, sonorous, testosterone fueled timbre of Tommi's masc voice? He is most certainly a masculine jock bro AND a top. And EVERYONE agrees.

[quote]Tommy doesn't understand leather is from animals. He is only against meat.

Only reason he's for the leather shoes is because he's being paid to shill them.

If someone paid Tommy enough money, I'm sure he would shill ribeye steaks or pork chops.

[quote] If someone paid Tommy enough money, I'm sure he would shill ribeye steaks or pork chops.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a strict vegan, but even I can't resist an occasional ribeye steak, thanks to my friends at Omaha Steaks.🥩🥩 🙈🙈🙈Their steaks help build muscle growth 💪🏻, promote energy, and naturally cleanse and detoxify the digestive system. #omahasteaks #vegan #veganfitness #veganathlete #mensfashion #rachaelray #screenwriter #sponsored

r296 Hey! The cow's diets are plant-based!

r296 LOL!! That's exactly how Tommy would handle it too!

They sleep toghether and kiss gently that’s all, right?

[quote]Would you consider Tommy a mascjock? On the surface he certainly looks like one.

Would you consider Tommy a mascjock? On the surface he certainly looks like a ladyboy.

FIFY!

Whit Johnson took George’s place on GMA this morning. Whit is the new guy. Gio appeared on the 7:30 half hour reporting on some stupid story about hotel keys. “Check out at the front desk”. Do you think Gio is jealous because Whit is so much more respected than he is? Why wasn’t Gio sitting in George’s seat instead of the new guy?

Tommy is rosé-ing again!

[quote] tommydidario The look you give when a glass of rosé is calling your name. 🍷 🤷🏼‍♂️ Happy Labor Day weekend, friends. 💙

Who the fuck does this vapid dweeb think he's fooling with those stupid fake glasses?

Tommy is homely.

R304 is a looser!

Tommy is still a novice at choosing glasses that are flattering to his face.

The one he's wearing in r302's photo are too big for his face.

Tommy can't wait for Sweater weather!

Tommy's workin' it!

[quote] tommydidario Strutting into September like...😎

R308 Does he pin these shirts in the back to create this unrealistic and unflattering tight silhouette? Maybe he's constantly lifting one leg because the pants are about to split down the middle?

That outfit looks like he raided his little brother’s closet

Tommi looks ridiculous. He must go to the same tailor as Miss Barillo. And does Tommi just have a cache of pics that he applies to any caption? In his rose pic he look as dim and blank as he does when talking about about any subject.

Tommi gets his clothes from the Datalounge Department Store's Bois' Department.

I actually love those pants and kicks at r308. Of course the fit on the shirt is silly, and you should go with a solid black shirt so the pattern doesn't fight with the print of the pants. As he wears it there is too much going on. But from the waist down he actually looks stylish.

I clicked on some of the followers making praising comments on Tommy's Instagram. This guy was one.

Tommy looks like he was manufactured in a factory...or I should say more appropriately, a plant.

R314 JFC is that guys head photoshopped onto every photo?

He looks ridiculously awful.

I can't figure out which one of these boys is the pitcher and which is the catcher. I go back and forth on this. On the surface, Tommy with his BDF and ability to manipulate Gio into going vegan, for example, lead me to believe he's the alpha top in the relationship. But then he opens his mouth and 10,000 clutch purses fall out, so I just don't know. Any thoughts?

Omg R314 that's actually terrifying

r317 I also think Tommy is the boss of this relationship. He might not be the top, but it seems like he calls the shots. He makes Gio work so he doesn't have too. Gio has changed the most in their time together, from what it looks like. Gio seems bussy-whipped for the most part.

R317 I think you're right. Was Gio fat growing up? It seems he has lingering low self esteem which allows a clown and dilettante like Tommi to control him. Sad, really.

Gio's been ballooning up lately. Needs to get back to this

OMG the freakshow at R314's link is actually horrifying. I thought it was a joke account but no, it seems the guy takes it seriously; there are some legit selfies mixed among the terrifying photoshop hackjobs.

The old rule of relationships is whoever is the least in love has the power in the relationship. Gio fell head over heels in love with Tommy. Meanwhile, Tommy may love Gio, but not nearly as intensely as Gio does him.

Thus in this relationship, Tommy has more power and can get Gio to do whatever he wants.

Back in NYC after some mystery trip

Funny that Tommy is posting about Rose. Angela was just telling Scottie last night that's the one drink you never order at the bar. It makes you look feminine. Real men don't drink Rose.

Tommi the illiterate has the power?! Gio, what have you done???

Gio on the beat reporting about Labor Day sales on ABC World News. Man. On a SUNDAY before Labor Day. I feel bad for the dude.

And with Whit Johnson at the anchor desk, r327.

Gio, please tell us where to buy the best iphone cases on Labor Day.

WHile Gio may be more in love, R323 he is truly the one with more power. Sad that Tommi has manipulated him so. Tommi can go only go down from here.

I don't go down, R330.

#butterflykisses #vegan #selfloathing

I really want someone to introduce Tommi to fellow Florida grifter JAKE ORLON.

I want Gio to be with someone on his level.

Gio should have latched on to David Tyler Muir.

I do wonder how long Gio will stay adorably in love with Tommy. As they get older, career changes, physical changes etc. --- that's the true test.

When will Gio finally realize that Tommi is just using him?

Sometimes when we touch...

With every new season comes new chances, new experiences, and new memories. And for that, I’m always reflective at the end of a season, but grateful for the beginning of another. 🙏🏻 Summer 2018, you were a beauty. Thanks for the memories. ❤️

Beach umbrella dangers -- @GioBenitez reports live from Rockaway Beach, NY:

Summer's not over, Tommy. It's in the 90s on the Eastern Seaboard. Still weeks of posing in little boi shorts and tank tops left.

Two injuries from flying umbrellas?!?!?!? When will Congress act???

[quote]I want Gio to be with someone on his level.

Sadly, I think this is already the case.

[quote]Was Gio fat growing up? It seems he has lingering low self esteem which allows a clown and dilettante like Tommi to control him. Sad, really.

I can see Tommie calling Gio fat when he wants to control him.

The Facetune is strong at r338.

Gio must be pissed that Whit gets to anchor the news and GMA.

Gio may have more financial power since he earns more than Tommy.

But Tommy has more emotional power in the relationship. Tommy is less in love with Gio than Gio is with him. That's not saying that Tommy doesn't love Gio. Yes, Tommy certainly loves Gio in his own way. But Gio is the one who is head over heels in love and Tommy can lead him around like a puppy dog.

Tommi's silly antics on social media and tween girl influence have certainly derailed Gio's once promising career.

[quote] Beach umbrella dangers

If it weren't for the video link, I would have sworn that R339 was a parody post. How many "dangers" are left for Gio to report on? It seems that he's covered nearly all of them.

On a side note, I hope that the people at the beach who were injured by the flying umbrellas weren't also wearing expired sunscreen. That would make it doubly tragic.

Gio needs to report on the dangers of taking bad advice from so-called experts on social media

[quote] Gio needs to report on the dangers of taking bad advice from so-called experts on social media

Or how about a report on the dangers of lying about your work experience on your resume?

Exactly, R348. What's next? Gio on...

Expired sunscreen... Flying beach umbrellas... Looking at the sun? Drinking ocean water? Stepping on a sand castle?

The best gloves to wear when using your iphone at the beach.

[quote]Tommi gets his clothes from the Datalounge Department Store's Bois' Department.

Tommi gets his clothes from the Chess King.

If Gio is working over Labor Day Weekend, he's probably doing it in order to get time off later in the month.

It's been centuries since Gio had a vacation, so he's likely preparing for a much needed vacation. I mean, the last time Gio and Tommy had a vacation, a true week-long vacation, was July!

The three year anniversary of getting engaged is coming up later this month, so maybe they're planning to go back to Paris.

Indeed, R352, and he'll film part of the report on an iPhone too!

[quote]Gio may have more financial power since he earns more than Tommy.

I don't think he earns more than Tommy. How could one job earn more than 12 jobs?

R356, it's one full-time, higher profile, high paying job vs. 12 part time jobs, some of which are jobs in name only.

OK, say the 12 jobs pay $50,000 each for part time and $100,000 each for full time. Just working part time, he would make $600,000 and $1.2 million if he worked full time. Not bad, Tommy.

Tommy is the CEO of DiDario Consulting Inc. Being a CEO usually involves a six-figure (or even seven-figure) salary, plus lots of other perks. And being the co-host of a popular syndicated TV show like the Rachael Ray Show surely brings in a lot of extra money. Plus, I'll bet that Tommy commands a lot of money on the national public speaking circuit. When it comes to money, Tommy is probably set for life, even without having to rely on Gio.

They say that Kelly Ripa makes $20 mil as co-host of Live, so I would imagine that Tommy makes at least double that as co-host of Rachael, given his name recognition and all.

Thank God you are all kidding, for I know you actually don't think Tommi is a legit CEO.

Rachael must pay Tommy a boatload of money for co-hosting her show. She must know how in-demand he is but he finds the time to do her show when he has so many other committments, careers and businesses. Atta boy, Tommy!

Tommy's career on Rachael's show will not last as long as one of Rachael's 30-Minute Meals.

Is Tommy's segment still going to be on Sept 6 (this Thursday)? His name is not in the preview description on my tv guide. It just mentions Rachael making "Korean fried chicken" and that chef Richard Blais will be on

Why would it need to be mentioned in the preview? Do they ever mention that Kelly Ripa will be on Live with Kelly and Ryan? No, it's just a given that the co-hosts would be on.

Tommy [quote]What in the world are @rachaelray and I reacting to? Find out this Thursday, 9/6 on the @RachaelRayShow - check your local listings!

Gio

[quote]I’ll be watching! 👀

How can you tell if Tommi is reacting or not? He has his patented dim look as always.

So he is a co-host after all.

Whoever said it earlier is right: Gio is madly in love with Tommy, much more than Tommy is in love with Gio. It has become pretty clear based on their social media accounts. Tommy sees Gio as a stepping stone and a means to an end.

Honestly, if Tommy brought in 40K a year from his combined shenanigans I'd be surprised.

I'm sure Tommi commands 40K for just one of his national speaking engagements!!

Well as long as Gio's happy, he probably doesn't mind being used to some extent.

Sweaty Mentor! See what ya missing Giovani!

Can plant-based, vegan, zero-body-fat Tommy even BE in the same studio where "Korean fried chicken" is being made under intensely hot lights?

Just 24 Hours until Tommy debuts as the new co-host of Rachael Ray!!

Once Tommy cements his place in the national spotlight tomorrow, he will be able to help Gio advance his career by making sure Gio has access to better stories, such as what really goes on behind the scenes at nursing home bingo nights.

Hot Doc!

Tommy has a little pep in his step!

Set your DVRs, bitches!

[quote] Chef Richard Blais is racing against the clock to see how many new meals he can create out of leftovers in ONE HOUR -- and Rachael’s serving up a takeout meal of her own: Korean Fried Chicken! [bold]Then, lifestyle expert Tommy DiDario helps three men who are struggling in the fashion department find the perfect suit, jeans and swimsuit. [/bold] And chiropractor Dr. Dan Eleuteri shows us what to expect from a chiropractic adjustment.

No one cares about the allegedly "hot doc," R377. Why not start a thread for him?

I know some of y'all make fun of Tommy here and his IG posts. But damn, Tommy couldn't look farther from peppy @ r378 😂

Also, last time he had a segment on The Rachael Ray show, it was preempted by breaking news. With the bombshell NYT op ed piece today, will something big happen tomorrow, and preempt him again?

Let's hope so.

R377 scrubs selfie lol

Did Gio use his connections to get Tommy the RR gig?

I wouldn't be surprised one bit if Tommi left Gio for someone better and more powerful/connected. Tommi seems like an opportunist and wouldn't think twice about leaving Gio out in the cold if he could nab someone with real star power or a higher net worth. Tommi is a mannequin who is unable to love.

[quote]Also, last time he had a segment on The Rachael Ray show, it was preempted by breaking news. With the bombshell NYT op ed piece today, will something big happen tomorrow, and preempt him again?

r381. Rachael Ray is syndicated. If it was preempted during Tommy's first appearance, it was a local decision, not a network decision.

That show still aired in the rest of the country. I live in LA and I saw Tommy's RR appearance back in January.

I hope Gio had the good sense to have Tommi sign a prenup

Oh he definitely did not, R387. Gio seems like the type of low self-esteem perpetual overachiever who has now convinced himself he's found Real Lifelong Love with 6 pack abs Tommi. He's clearly blind to Tommi's obvious idiocy and embarrassing persona so I'm sure he's equally oblivious to what's so obvious to us: Tommi's obvious opportunist status climbing and fame whoring.

I actually like that pic of Tommi and Sam Champion up at R337. Those two are perfect for each other. Not like Tommi would ever skip over to a washed-up has-been like Champion, but they're both cut from the same cloth.

Thank you ALL!!! I LOVE being the co-host of Rachael Ray!!! Please love me even more. Much love

Was the whole episode filmed 7 months ago or just Tommy's segment? If it's just his segment , how do they explain Rachael suddenly wearing a different outfit? Isn't Rachael Ray supposed to be live?

Bitch stole my gimmick! So what if she's younger and prettier? I know more and have been teaching style for longer!

I can't remember what the news was, r386 all I remember was lester holt cutting in minutes before Tommy was supposed to be on.

It was local snowstorm coverage that pre-empted Tommy's segment in January in the NYC area.

[quote] My NYC-area friends! Disappointed that snow coverage preempted the segment, but I’ll post it when it gets online. To everyone else throughout the country, tweet me photos of you watching! ❤️

Can stylist Tommy DiDario update these hubbies' looks?

How is Tommi going to fit those men into boys' size clothes?

How many men's crotches did Tommy have to stare at to prepare for his upcoming segment? Will he say his trademark catchphrase "pop(s) of color"?

So Tommy is a "stylist" now?

R397, That is only one of the hundreds of jobs that Tommy performs every day. He does so many different jobs every day that he became the CEO of a company just to manage all those jobs that he gives. Oops, I mean does.

I can't wait for Rachael to introduce our Tommi as her co-host!

I am certain that Rachael will introduce Tommy to thunderous applause and recognize that despite his many jobs and name recognition, Tommy still found the time to be on her show. Tommy is a true humanitarian and vegan athlete. Former pescatarian. Vegan fitness.

These Tommy as co-host jokes are beyond stail. You jealous loosers need to come up with some new material.

[quote]These Tommy as co-host jokes are beyond stail. You jealous loosers need to come up with some new material.

Please go sit on a dildo and loosen up.

Tommy's all dressed in blue promoting the segment!

Tommy is ready for fall.....

Beyond stail. Presented without comment.

Ugh, that jacket he's wearing in the RR promo isn't a pop of color, it's a gaseous explosion of color.

Oh Tommi, just NO to the poncho.

OK how can Tommy advise on fashion when his own fashion choices are really suspect? Remember back in his reality show days he answered when asked if he was a fashion expert that he was not lol and that answer is still correct.

He's STILL rolling up the bottoms of his pants? People were doing that 15 years ago

Sneakers and no socks? tacky

The combo of that jacket, shirt and pants did not work. Not to mention the area around Tommy's package looked so tight and when he bent over it looked like it might rip

It really wasn't that hard making all 3 men look better. The old guy's original bathing suit was fine actually and his wife was just being picky. I agree with Tommy that full breaks on pants are a no-no.

[quote]Tommy's all dressed in blue promoting the segment!

In homage to the Rachael Ray production staff members he "blue" to get on the show.

Maybe the poncho will become part of the uniform every time he cohosts (and co-writes and co-exec produces) with Rachael Ray.... they can be flattering at times.

Unfortunately, little can be done to fix a vapid narcissist like Tommi.

Has Tommy adopted Martha's poncho as a whimsical fash statement? If he had any money of his own, I'd suspect him of insider trading.

Here’s his segment. The new suit looks terrible

He didn't butch his voice up as much this go around. I think it's smart as women are the target audience of the RR show, and they like their stereotypical gays.

Overall, I give Tommy a "B". He did alright with the outfits, (the husbands could have gotten those makeovers by simply buying some new clothes at JCPenney) but he sounded like a nervous high schooler giving a book report.

He said it! He said "pop of color"!

Fash Physish Tommy needs to heal himself: he couldn't "pinch an inch" of fabric on his undersized "look."

He did work in “pop of colour” twice today.

The suit he picked for the one guy seemed awfully large on him.

Why does everyone yell on this stupid show?

RR's "blow job voice" is getting more and more blowjobbier.

Yes, the suit Tommy "styled" for the husband who lost 60lbs was a disaster.

You could tell Tommy was hangin to the right. Do you think he meant for us to notice?

The way Tommy emphasized "PANTS" was as theatrically dramatic as his hubby Gio. Did GIo coach him how to present on camera?

No wonder they sat on that segment all these months. There is nothing fun about it.

It really was just one segment, not even two, with a "we'll be right back with the amazing transformations!" in between segments.

Was Tommi introduced as co-host? I see he couldn't stay away from the poo-brown pants. Doesn't he own any others? And the rest of his outfit was a big meh. And he still seems very uncomfortable. He is not a natural at normal banter to keep a segment relaxed.

it was also funny they were talking about swimsuits AFTER Labor Day. Really???

well it was filmed in the spring

obviously Rachael doesn't like working summers

The questions now are: Why did the Rachael Ray Show wait 5 months to air the segment? And will there ever be a third segment (Tommy hasn't mentioned anything about filming another segment)?

I'll bet the staff of the Rachael Ray Show views Tommy like a relative you can't stand: You have to put up with him for a few minutes once or twice a year, and then you can put him out of your mind for several months.

[quote] I see he couldn't stay away from the poo-brown pants. Doesn't he own any others?

Shouldn't a stylist and fashion expert own more than one pair of pants? Surely, as a TV co-host and a CEO, he can afford to buy more clothes.

So much seethingly jealous loosery. When was the last time any of you physically repulsive basement dwelling bitches ever appeared on national TV?

Oh Christ, I bet Tommi will go on and on about this tv appearance like it was the pilot to his OWN lifestyle show.

Speaking of OWN, why isn't Tommi sucking up to Oprah more? I'm sure he's a huge fan!

When does The Tommi Show debut? I don’t see it listed on my tv listings.

Have the overnight ratings come in yet? I'm sure Thursday's Rachael Ray will be the highest rated show of the week!

As much as I enjoy making fun of Tommy, I have say that he did a good job on Rachael today. I agree with r413 who gave him a grade of B. The tips he offered were good and he presented the info well.

However, I also agree that the clothes were nothing special and could have been purchased at JCPenney. But they were improvements over what the men had been wearing.

As for the clothes Tommy was wearing, for a style maven, his outfit was nothing special. Wearing those tight brown pants was a poor choice. The bright blue blazer was also ill advised with that shirt. Tommy could have done a lot better.

After that Rachael Ray segment, Tommy will need to vacation, regroup and recharge for several months before he can even think about his next appearance on the show. Tommy is smart to limit his appearances to only about two per year. He doesn't want to risk overexposure. It's best to build up your celebrity status gradually rather than overwhelming the audience.

Fess up, bitches. Which one of you posted this comment as "Gio Vanni" on the YouTube video of Tommy's swimwear tips?

[quote] Gio Vanni 17 hours ago Um, Summer's over.

[quote] why isn't Tommi sucking up to Oprah more? I'm sure he's a huge fan!

He lets Gio do the sucking up to Oprah.

Damn yous bitches is J.E.A.L.O.U.S.

Gio, Gio, whereupon is thine dignity? Know ye, that when thou layeth with this WHORE, it IS apparent to me, as you LORD, that thou thinkest with thy cock, and NOT thy brain.

How is it that this…doyenne…is dishing out fashion advice? I notice that Tommi was wearing NO SOCKS and his cuff line was a couple of inches too high, exposing lots of bare ankle—as usual. His footwear looked like those $11 faux-canvas deck shoe knockoffs from Kmart. How can anyone take him seriously? Is Rachael Ray THAT unobservant?

Do they have an open marriage? I get that they love each other, blah blah blah, but it's hard to believe two hot guys like them in NYC are monogamous, what with so much temptation and opportunities for sex with other hot guys. Anyone had either one of them?

Tommi looked unkempt and umcomfortable

I suspect he’s done at RR. Segments like that run on wit and interplay with the subjects. There was no wit or sense of fun.

[quote]I suspect he’s done at RR.

Of course Tommy is done with Rachael Ray, he has outgrown and outshone her. He is searching for a suitable next stop on the path to his own T! network. The full name of the network cannot be expressed yet because the emojis do not yet exist that convey the quintessence of Tommy.

[quote] I suspect he’s done at RR.

I agree. The segment that just aired was filmed back in April. In the 5 months since then, he hasn't mentioned filming any other segments (and you know that if he had been filming any other segments, he'd be mentioning them on Facebook and Instagram). Clearly, the Rachael Ray Show isn't exactly thrilled by Tommy if they haven't invited him back in 5 months. The only question now is: How much longer will Tommy continue to pretend that he's a "host" and a regular "contributor"?

On the other hand, at least his gig at RR (if you can even call it a "gig") lasted longer than his YouTube channel.

Fashionable Tommy!

Wearing Ryan Seacrest???

Check out his website. It’s really embarrassing.

I bet these boys fucked each other's brains out last night.

[quote]There was no wit or sense of fun.

Which is why Tommy needs to give up his delusions of becoming a celebrity. YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY TOMMY. Your youtube failure had to teach you that.

[quote] Which is why Tommy needs to give up his delusions of becoming a celebrity. YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY TOMMY.

Also, Tommy is 32. If you're approaching your mid-30s and have not yet made it as a celebrity, the odds are not in your favor. Even if Tommy doesn't realize that, Gio surely most realize it. (Gio got lucky and made it to the network level in TV news while still in his 20s.) How long will Tommy keep chasing his dream before he realizes that it's just not going to happen? When will Gio have a heart-to-heart chat with Tommy and tell him that it's time for him to consider getting a real job?

Doesn't Tommi have an agent or good friend who can sit him down and explain that he doesn't have the charisma to make it as a TV personality?

[quote] When will Gio have a heart-to-heart chat with Tommy and tell him that it's time for him to consider getting a real job?

I hear there's an opening at a Trader Joe's in New Jersey.

who wants to bet that now that Tommy is a fitness, nutrition, style and travel expert, he will eventually become an expert at interior decorating? He's so well-rounded ya know

What could be more hackneyed than a "Schlubs makeover" by a nancy gay guy? I mean, really!

Where have they traveled for this weekend?

Cozy Henley weather!

[quote] tommydidario Cozy Henley weather is back this weekend and I’m not mad about it. 😍 Wishing you a beautiful Sunday ahead! #vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood #vegansofig

R454

[quote] I wish cozy Henley weather was back in LA! Nope! Tank tops and shorts STILL!

I know I always put on shorts when I want to feel cozy

R454 looks Photoshopped. Is Tommy taking photos in his apartment and then inserting himself into street shots?

R457 — Ya think?

[quote]Is Tommy taking photos in his apartment and then inserting himself into street shots?

This is so Tommy can add Digital Effects Artist to his resume.

Give Tommi some credit. He'll inflate that to "Lead Digital Effects Artist for Pixar"

Tommy has been relatively quiet this weekend (quiet for Tommy). Likely its because he's busy taking meetings with many, many producers who saw him on Rachael Ray on Thursday. No doubt they are plying him with drinks and vegan meals and plant-based sweets, trying to convince him to be the star of a new daytime TV talk show of his own.

My god, the jealousness in this thread is beyond seething.

Since Tommi is THE expert as so many things, they'll undoubtedly build an entire network around him.

[quote]hey'll undoubtedly build an entire network around him.

Tommy DiDario Network! TDN.

Oprah Winfrey is worried already. OWN better step up its game.

He was going to accompany Meryl to the Open but doesn’t like being on camera

Will Tommi become the new head of CBS? Surely he has the qualifications.

Tommi did develop, run, and star in his very own YouTube Channel, so no doubt talks have been initiated.

Forget CBS. Likely Tommy is holding out to run ABC. That way, he can oust David Tyler Muir and install Gio as the chief anchor.

Tommy wants to be the queen of all media and dethrone Cat Grant.

Tommy is impossibly beautiful. Intimidating. I wouldn’t speak to him under any circumstance.

Considering that Tommi rarely has anything interesting to say, you aren't missing out on much.

When is Tommy's next appearance on RR?

Tommy DiDario, changing lives one at a time

Was our beloved Tommy featured on today’s season premiere of Rachael Ray? Was he formally announced as the new co-host and lifestyle EXPERT?

[quote] Was our beloved Tommy featured on today’s season premiere of Rachael Ray?

Notice how the Rachael Ray Show unloaded Tommy's 5-month-old segment right before the start of the new season? You have to get rid of the old trash before you can start fresh.

Tommi may be better in the role of Julie Chen on Big Brother.

Was today really the season premiere of The Rachael Ray show? Why would they show a new episode (Tommy's episode) right before the season premiere. Usually there is a long yatus with them airing reruns before the season premiere.

Tommy wasn't on RR today. Was he feeling under the weather? Hopefully he'll be back tomorrow. RR looked lost and sort of aimless without her trusty sidekick, Tommy.

Something must be terribly wrong. Rachael celebrated her 50th birthday on today's season premier. Numerous top chefs came on the show to celebrate her birthday. But Tommy wasn't there! And her certainly should have been!! Tommy could have gone on the show to make his vegan macha muffins.

No doubt it must have been an oversight on the part of Rachael's staff. I'm sure heads are rolling backstage. Imagine, booking Curtis Stone and Emeril Lagassé , but not Tommy DiDario.

How could they exclude the co-host????

Tommy gets excluded from Rach’s birthday bash??? It’s homophobia, I tell you. #metoo

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Every acai or dragonfruit bowl or smoothie I've seen have been bright pink or purple. How did he make his poo brown?

I am guessing it is the sponsor's protein mix that gives that recipe its brown color. None of the other ingredients would make it look like chocolate pudding.

Tommy could have made that pudding on Rachael Ray today!

Still, do ANY of Tommy's shenanigans bring in ANY cash money? Most of these third-rate products he shills (except for Buick) actually pay him real money, or do they just give him free products?

Something tells me Tommy doesn't carry a lot of walking around money...

[quote]Something tells me Tommy doesn't carry a lot of walking around money...

His pants are too tight to fit a wallet in them.

They pay him in protein powder and protein bars. Gio's kitchen cabinets are filled to the brim with this Sun Warrior shit.

Why does Tommi pretend that is his recipe when we all know it came from his friends at Sunwarrior

Were Gio and DTM fuck buds before Tommy came into the picture? Is DTM now crushing on the unattainable Whit?

What would Tommy be doing today if he had never met Gio? Would he still be running his many empires? Or would he be homeless eating nothing but protein powder?

I find this funny. I was wondering how much Tommy's net worth is:

"Tommy Didario’s exact net worth is unknown but his partner Geo Benitz’s net worth is around $3.5 million."

R491 as has been stated in earlier threads, Tommy's entire social media rise is due to his relationship with Gio. DL figured out of course they were dating before it became public. At that time, Tommy had only in the 3000s followers on instagram. When Gio officially made it public on his social media, Tommy jumped to in the 6000s. The huge jump was the announcement of their engagement. Tommy went up to the 21,000s as gay blogs started talking about them finally. Then after marriage it went over 50,000 with that People article and it's been going up since then. It took him a while to cross over 100,000 which he only did this year.

So I really don't know how Tommy was making much money before he could use his relationship with Gio. He certainly didn't have enough followers to land any kind of instagram advertising deals

I gather, from it's absence from this thread, that Gio is not covering Hurricane Florence. Don't they sometimes send him down to point out the mounting wind velocity, wearing a rain slicker with a hood that keeps blowing off?

Gio's absence would confirm the rumors that he is in talks with Tommi to launch the Tommi Network. Stay tuned!

Gio is in the North Carolina Outer Banks covering Florence. He was reporting from there on GMA this morning and again on tonight's World News.

Looks like Gio's beat is to report from hurricanes impact zones.

He brings the right gravitas that leaves the viewer no question of foolishly riding the storm out in their dilapidated hovels, when they see him gesticulating urgently toward the whitecaps and flying debris.

Gio was waving his hands pretty hard this morning on GMA. I kept wondering if he was trying to stir up a counter force to keep Florence at sea.

Is Abuela safe from this bitch Florence?

I sent her some SunWarrior vegan protein powder. She'll be fine.

When does Tommy return to RR?

Sorry, I' m too big for the Rachael Ray Show. I'm fielding network options only.

Tommi’s insta profile lists him as “public figure.” Really.

[quote]Gio was waving his hands pretty hard this morning on GMA. I kept wondering if he was trying to stir up a counter force to keep Florence at sea.

Florence did track a bit south today, so maybe there is something to Gio's gesticulation after all.

Tommy seems pretty butch to me. I get a totally mascdudebro vibe from him. I don't think I'd even guess he were gay if it weren't for the fact that he's married to a man. I'm kind of femme and sometimes I think life would be a lot better if I could go around with my sexual orientation undetectable like Tommy.

Blue on blue on blue. I can only get away with shorts for a couple more weeks, so I am taking full advantage with this monochromatic look. 😎

I’m a sucker for blue - what’s your favorite color to rock? 🙌🏻

#vegan #veganrecipes #veganfood #vegans #veganfitness #vegansofig #veganeats #veganfoodporn #veganfoodshare #veganlife

[quote]I can only get away with shorts for a couple more weeks, so I am taking full advantage with this monochromatic look. 😎

He can only get away with it for a couple more weeks? What's going to happen if he breaks this law? Are the cops going to be coming for him?

Gio just commented on this guy's camel toe. You won't believe what he wrote!

R505 Butch? Really?

Yes, from some angles --- aka the deepness of his voice -- he seems butch. I agree with R505 on that. However, by the tightness of his clothes, choice of clothes, and other aspects, he comes across as way more obviously gay than Gio.

But just last week Tommi was touting fall colors. Now he’s back to getting away with wearing shorts? He’s all over the place. Very inconsistent, Tommi.

Tommy is going to star in the new ABC drama from Shonda Rhimes "How to Get Away With Wearing Shorts."

Can’t Gio move his flailing arms and shoo hurricane Flo away?

From what angle does Tommi appear butch? Space?

[quote]Tommy seems pretty butch to me.

You need to get out more.

R504 y'all are evil😄😄

I bet that Tommy was a pussyhound back in the day.

Easy least. I don't like old people. (50+ = ewwwww)

After only two appearances on the Rachael Ray Show, Tommy changed his Twitter and Instagram bio to "On-Air Lifestyle Expert."

He is beyond parody.

No doubt after seeing him on Rachael Ray, producers have lined up to offer Tommi other on-air segments on their shows, so he isn't exaggerating.

Be nice r520. There may still be some air in his head that Tommi is relying on.

Never underestimate the power of your voice. #Vote

Finally a message for which Tommy should be lauded.

That’s a wrap! Such a fun night hosting the Suiting Style Upgrade event with @GQ & @Bloomingdales to close out #NYFW. Everyone deserves to feel empowered and confident, and sometimes wearing a crisp suit is just the thing to help you feel that. 😉 🙌🏻

#vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood #vegansofig

I like David all wet in the morning covering the storm.

A tweed suit is crisp? Tommi has like 2 or 3 phrases that he just recycles, no matter what he's blathering on about.

Tommy's "crisp" suit at R524 needs a pop of color!

R505 have you not seen Tommi's eyebrows? They're extremely femme.

Pat yourselves on the back, because you survived another week. 🙌🏻 Feeling especially grateful on this Friday for:

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FaceTime so that I can check in with my husband who’s been covering Hurricane Florence all week. 🙏🏻

Catching up with old friends (and making some new) throughout the past few days at New York Fashion Week. 🕺🏼

Officially becoming a first-time Uncle! My sister is welcoming a little baby boy into our family, and I couldn’t be more excited! That will be one styling kid. 😎

What’s one thing you’re grateful for?

#vegan #veganfitness #veganism #vegans #fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #plantbased #mensfashion #veganathlete #veganfood #vegansofig

They reassigned Gio from Kitty Hawk in the NC outer banks to the flooded New Bern, about 150 miles away. Consequently, Gio had the lead story on tonight's World News.

[quote] They reassigned Gio from Kitty Hawk in the NC outer banks to the flooded New Bern, about 150 miles away. Consequently, Gio had the lead story on tonight's World News.

OMG! 😱 I hope Gio doesn't die! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Tommy the seafarer!

[quote] tommydidario Even in the city, I’ll find the sea. ⚓️ Must be the Aquarius in me. 🌊 😎 Have a great weekend ahead, friends!

So Tommy is out trawling for some seamen while Gio is away on assignment deflecting hurricanes?

Jesus, look at the titty-pink boat Cap'n Tommi is posed next to. What is it, the [italic]S.S. Queerbait[/italic]?

Tommy’s on grindr. Looking.

With the right mentality, you can achieve anything.

Jesus Effing Christ, that is the most photoshopped picture I've ever seen!

Give it up, Tommi. You're fooling no one.

[quote]They pay him in protein powder and protein bars. Gio's kitchen cabinets are filled to the brim with this Sun Warrior shit.

A SW "representative" invited him and seven other uncomfortable neighbors to a little soirée, at which all seven were "encouraged" to trap their own friends into their own little awkward mercenary hellscapes. Our Tommi thought it #puregenius #megainspiring #nextlevel.

3 years ago. So much love, so much laughter. What an incredible adventure it’s been. 💙 #proposalversary

3 years ago. So much love, so much laughter. What an incredible adventure it’s been. 💙 #proposalversary

Somehow, in these 1,096 days since, my heart sings even louder.

Nah, that's not your heart singing, Gio, it's the sound of the air whistling through Tommi's hollow intestines.

I wonder if these attention addicts could last a week without posting a bragging photo.

They hooked up through Grindr.

They both have a gift for expressing themselves in writing like people who've never read more than a greeting card or self-help pamphlet, i.e, a couple of dumbbells!

I'd like to be a fly on their walls and see and hear the REALITY behind the saccharine and excruciatingly curated social media self-presentation.

The self-deception that believes the lies . . .

Does Gio know that Tommi was cultivating his next meal ticket while Gio was putting himself in harm's way reporting on the hurricane?

Was he really on Grindr R547? Post screengrabs or it didn't happen.

His face in the third photo says it all. Looking away, lifting one leg. Already thinking up his next move to use Gio as a stepping stone to a more powerful trick.

Not being on Instagram, can I get some context here? Are there any other "media consultants" or whatever Tommie terms himself, making transparently ridiculous claims for their attainments and offering their pedestrian taste and awkward poses the way he does, traveling the world on a company's dime in exchange for product placements? Is he just a more conspicuous example of a social media subculture, or does he truly, preposterously stand alone?

Suggested tag line for Tommi:

ME FIRST! IFYOU'RE GOOD TO YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOOD TO THE WORLD!

If you peruse earlier threads in the 24 part volume, R550, you will see other 'experts' celebrated, such as physicians, realtors and therapists.

An example, Dr. Justin C James. However, unlike Tommi, he actually is worthy of his title.

Although some DL posters like to say G&T met on Grindr, there is no proof that is true.

However, Gio says they met in Instagram, Tommy putting in an Add Request along with a Direct Message to Gio complimenting him on a story. That was January 6, 2015. On the two year anniversary of that Direct Message, Gio posted the photo again on his Instagram:

[quote]giobenitezTwo years ago today, I received the Instagram add and Direct Message that would mark the beginning of a new, exciting adventure of love. I was covering a story in Kentucky and on a plane back to NY when I saw @tommydidario's classy DM with a pic from midtown Manhattan. So glad I wrote back. ❤ #ModernLove #FlashbackFriday

Wasn't the "classy" pic Gio received that of Tommy half naked and greased up like a pig at a county fair?

…and with cum dripping down his chin.

I wonder if Gio would've responded if the pic he got was of someone unattractive.

Well, it is a shirtless photo of Tommy in the Direct Message, so more incentive for Gio to respond.

I wonder how many other gay celebrities (or pseudo-celebrities) got basically the same Direct Message from Tommy? I'll bet Tommy had a long list. Most of the recipients of Tommy's message were probably either creeped out by it or laughed it off. But naive Gio thought, "Wow! This guy really cares about me! What a classy guy!" And so began their amazing journey of love.

Tommy responds to just about everyone....except for his stalker. I pity the stalker.

He'll respond to him ... with a restraining order.

What kind of responses does Tommy write? Cut and paste Hallmarkisms?

Whit Johnson wrote on Tommy's Instagram in response to the anniversary of their engagement:

[quote]whitjohnsontvCongratulations 🎊🍾🎉🎈!!!

And Tommy replied:

[quote]tommydidario@whitjohnsontv thanks brotha!

Thanks, R552. I was indeed under the impression that unlike Tommie, our dear Dr. High Hair was a halfway productive professional, and that the other supporting characters on the thread managed to hold down real estate jobs and so on. Maybe Tommie is a prodigium, a marvel, the only Instagram celebrity who gets by on no more than a single Rachael Ray appearance and daily insistence that certain colors pop (at least among those Instagram celebrities who aren't actual whores, which is also an actual profession).

Philosopher Tommi is even more insufferable than poor diet advice Tommi.

Tommy was so butch in his reply to Whit.

[quote] gets by on no more than a single Rachael Ray appearance

Shame on you! He has now made TWO appearances on the Rachael Ray Show!

[quote]tommydidario@whitjohnsontv thanks brotha!

This is Urban Tommy coming out.

[quote]tommydidario@whitjohnsotv thanks brotha!

How butch!

The thought of Tommy getting all mascbutchdudebro is making me horny.

Tommy is an honorary brotha. His outside may be white but his heart is black.

Is our Tommy "black" below the waist?

Yes, Tommi is black Ken below the waist

Have these boys ever seen each other naked? Have they consummated their marriage yet? They seem totally asexual.

R569 - Getting?? Tommi IS butchdudemascbro personified. There is nothing to GET, he just IS.

r574, did you just escape from an institution for the deaf and blind?

Kelly Clarkson's getting a new talk show next year ... is she looking for a co-host?

[quote] His outside may be white but his heart is black.

Tommy's brain is black ... hole.

How many shows can Tommi co-host??? He needs time to vacation!!!

[quote]Tommy responds to just about everyone..

Unless you write something even vaguely critical, then you get deleted.

Tommi can’t take criticism.

No, but I'll bet he could take a 10-inch cock.

Cozy Tommy!

God, Tommi is such a frau. Next he'll be shilling pumpkin spice matcha.

Good lord, he's milking that RR appearance for all it's worth.

Tommy's a star! He can sit back and relax (OK, it might be hard to relax in his tight clothes) while the TV and movie offers roll in.

Has Tommi moved to CAA so that they can properly negotiate his appearances?

Walking into the first day of fall like...😎

... like a fag?

That sunglasses filter emoji looks ridiculous on him. He might as well do the dog face filter.

r584 Alert the Emmy nominating committee!

I smell Emmy! Or maybe it's Tommy's plant-based farts?!?!

OMG, that demo reel made him look horrible, especially that second scene. Go back and watch that hilarious second scene. And he has more makeup caked on him than a Mississippi whore that he looks completely fake and unnatural, more like a wax mannequin than ever. And of all the line to highlight he highlights, "Perfect for daaaaaaaaaate niiiiiiiiight. Get ready."

This would make casting directors run from him.

Is that reel supposed to highlight how very terrible Tommi is on camera?

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