German descent men

I'm of German extraction and mine doesn't smell like mayonnaise, I guess cinnamon would be the closest vague comparison. Luscious, succulent looking nipples in your pic OP.

How would you know R1?

I always thought their crotches smelled more like sauerkraut.

LOL R3. For once ask a frau. They would know

A combo of beer, sauerkraut and mustard.

OP gurl you so weird

We'll need to see your data, OP, before even considering your hypothesis.

r2 While sitting on the toilet to poop I have sort of absentmindedly wiped that area and out of curiosity sniffed the tissue. I thought it had a vague scent of cinnamon, but maybe just my imagination. It could be just the scent of perspiration there, I don't know. You know, this is something I probably wouldn't mention to anyone in conversation, probably even close friends, yet here I am posting it to an absolute total stranger (I assume). All I can say is I hope you are a man and are cute.

R1, Germanic men are typically immune to their own mayo balls scent.

Jesus

r10 Jesus wasn't German--maybe his crotch smelled like gefilte fish.

So many scat queens in this thread

I have an ex who was of German ancestry, he was not big on personal hygiene, so I had to dump his stank ass.

Eeewwww...OK r13, what was it about him that made you glom onto him for as long as you did? I know it wasn't his judicious use of toilet paper.

I have been with a number of tall, blue eyed guys of Northern European/German descent and they do have very strong BO, both crotch and pits. Not complaining, because I liked the smell, usually, but much stronger than other groups I’ve been with.

Now I feel as if I need to add Cinnamon Spice Crotch/balls to my bucket list! They sound delicious BTW. I must be awfully lucky to have enjoyed cookie-dough, apple, and cranberry throughout the years, and really only two incidents with foul balls. One was similar to bad pit BO, while the other was like beef stew that had gone off. Thankfully never have encountered these sour mustard, mayo, or kraut varieties. Someone on DL has posted numerous times about vinegar balls... haven't had them either...and glad of it.

OP is an idiot.

But they usually have huge cocks. With the exception of Zsa Zsa's husband. It was just average sized.

OP, that seems a very strange comment to make. I'm of German extraction myself, and I do notice my own B.O., but I've never noticed a mayonnaisey smell. My ex even told me he liked my sweaty smell, despite the fact that I've tried to keep other people from observing it.

I've smelled Wurst.

R14 he was on top of his hygiene at first. He had me fooled. But once he showed his true stink self, he was history.

Real Germans are hotter than German descent. Also added feature: natural intact dicks.

R15, worse than musky Italians? Have an alchie Norwegian tenant. Vodka, scotch. Trail of pickle juice odor

Mayo pubes

Oh come on now. I've hooked up with quite a few German men who dont smell like that. Maybe a little musty.

That’s because they often masturbate using vegetable oil and egg yokes. I know the handbook of the Wehrmacht advocated that.

The always luscious Mr. Thom Barron, my favorite German.

I love those meaty Germans. The OP pic is fabulous. They usually smell like German mustard, maybe a little sauerkraut. Delicious.

The majority of Americans have German ancestry. Like 53% ( I don't know where I got that stat from. Maybe I read it somewhere maybe I pulled it out of my ass. )

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Good one, r20!

You pulled it out of your ass r29. It’s only 16% that have German ancestry. (Which actually is a lot in a country of 330 million people, about 50 million.)

The German population in America is proportionately highest in the Midwest, especially in the Dakotas, Nebraska, and Wisconsin, where you’re either German or Scandinavian, chances are.

R32 Thanks for correcting what I pulled out of my ass. Worse things have come out there!

But that was some nice subtle racism in your post, r29/33.

Sebastian Kross would NOT smell mayonnaisey!

THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME HORNY!

No, actually, it's reminding me of old Rainer Weiner Fassbinder movies. Remember this guy? From Ali: Fear Eats the Soul?

My dream husband.

Did I kill it with the black guy? "Why r36, how very dare you?" you might have said.

Still my dream husband.

R27 Thom Barron is also a long time favorite of mine.

R22 they are basically both the same.

Yes! German and Scandanavians have a really strong smell. Like sour milk, hay, and skunk.

Love OP's pic. He's beefy but fat, hairy but not overly, cute face, nice cock. He's a 10 in my book!

^^ beefy but NOT fat ...

OP Be more specific. Duke's or Hellmann's? It makes a difference around here.

R8 "I have sort of absentmindedly wiped that area "... I think if you DIDN'T wipe that area it would be absentminded? MARY!