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My straight coworker’s bubble butt in jeans

Via his insta stories. His ass is so huge, these shots don’t do him justice. All our female coworkers tease him about how big his ass is, even the guys try and sneakily get their licks in. Funnily enough, our supervisor, a married straight guy promoted him even though he’s fairly new. I believe it’s because his ass protrudes in his work slacks and I sometimes catch my supervisor checking him out...or it could all be in my head. But he def has a traffic jam-booty, heads pausing so fast!

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by Anonymousreply 31August 12, 2018 3:58 AM

Another

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by Anonymousreply 1August 11, 2018 6:23 AM

[quote] even the guys try and sneakily get their licks in

Licks?

by Anonymousreply 2August 11, 2018 6:24 AM

Looks quite flat actually. Those may not be very good angles in the screen captures. Post others if you have them please.

by Anonymousreply 3August 11, 2018 6:27 AM

That ass needs a nice, friendly spankin'. Maybe you should just go up to him one day with one of those party horns that are coiled up, blow it at him and then smack his ass making sure you squeeze it a little too--aim right where his ass protrudes the most. On the other hand, are you sure he isn't wearing padded underwear?

by Anonymousreply 4August 11, 2018 6:31 AM

R3, that’s why I say the shots don’t do him justice. His ass protrudes and sits up high! I’ll try to find another pic

by Anonymousreply 5August 11, 2018 6:34 AM

Another

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by Anonymousreply 6August 11, 2018 6:35 AM

This isn't creepy at all...

by Anonymousreply 7August 11, 2018 6:40 AM

Ummm...yeah. I would love to punish fuck that big ass. Good taste OP.

by Anonymousreply 8August 11, 2018 6:48 AM

Those asscheeks should be kneaded like bread dough first then given to r8 for the finishing, punishing fuck. Maybe they'd look more deflated after that.

by Anonymousreply 9August 11, 2018 6:57 AM

OP comes from poor gene pool.

by Anonymousreply 10August 11, 2018 9:06 AM

Let’s dance

by Anonymousreply 11August 11, 2018 7:21 PM

This looks like the young intern in my office. His ass sticks out at least 6 inches in back. The thin jeans he wears are practically painted over his mountains of ass flesh and everyone stares at - and comments on -- his big bubble butt hanging out. But he never seems uncomfortable being on display.

by Anonymousreply 12August 11, 2018 7:36 PM

His butt isn't fat OP. He is.

by Anonymousreply 13August 11, 2018 7:57 PM

R12, is he gay

by Anonymousreply 14August 11, 2018 9:05 PM

Yeah - agree with R13. That is not a sexy sticking out ass - that’s just a big fat ass. I go for more defined bump vs. just big.

by Anonymousreply 15August 11, 2018 9:16 PM

Bbbb

by Anonymousreply 16August 12, 2018 12:47 AM

Booty Power!

by Anonymousreply 17August 12, 2018 1:04 AM

not impressed. I had two coworkers in my lifetime that actually had bubble butts and that sir, is no bubble!

by Anonymousreply 18August 12, 2018 1:05 AM

OP He is just a fatty mcfat face fat fuck

by Anonymousreply 19August 12, 2018 1:10 AM

OP, please keep taking pictures of your co-worker’s ass until you get it right.

by Anonymousreply 20August 12, 2018 1:15 AM

It's super fucking creepy that you're posting pics of this guy's ass on DL without his knowledge or permission.

by Anonymousreply 21August 12, 2018 1:18 AM

Exactly dude.

by Anonymousreply 22August 12, 2018 1:34 AM

I’ve been there, OP. I used to have a coworker with an ass so big and round that I would literally stare whenever he was around. I was working retail at the time and he was in loss prevention, so I had lots of time to watch him as he patrolled the store in plain clothes.

by Anonymousreply 23August 12, 2018 1:38 AM

A bubble butt is high and tight. He just looks bottom heavy.

by Anonymousreply 24August 12, 2018 1:42 AM

This is why you can't have nice things.

by Anonymousreply 25August 12, 2018 1:48 AM

You bitches are some picky creatures. I’d eat, finger, and fuck the shit out of that ass!

by Anonymousreply 26August 12, 2018 2:20 AM

That's just the kind of ass I like, fat bubble whatever. He's got good thighs and arms too. I'd love to see him naked. Do see what you can do OP.

by Anonymousreply 27August 12, 2018 2:23 AM

This thread just might get the OP fired. It's a bit stalkerish and unprofessional.

by Anonymousreply 28August 12, 2018 3:34 AM

The Best Bubble Butts threads actually has hot bubble butts.

by Anonymousreply 29August 12, 2018 3:37 AM

I took a pic of him in the restroom so you can get a better idea.

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by Anonymousreply 30August 12, 2018 3:39 AM

He looks very fuckable to me (top). Hot guys don't need to be 6% body fat. I'd bend him over in a New York second.

by Anonymousreply 31August 12, 2018 3:58 AM
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